#underswap sans x reader oneshot

[osleeplessflowero]

Close - A Swap!Sans xReader Oneshot

It's a bright, sunny morning. You step out of your house, deciding to walk to your intended destination: your best friend Blue's house.

The two of you have been close ever since the monsters surfaced, you having met him while passing by Muffet's new cafe.

The more you talked, the more you realized that you actually have a lot in common! Similar interests, similar taste in music, in movies..you click pretty well.

Today, Blue invited you over yet again to do a workout together. You've been doing it together for a few months now, so often that it'd feel weird doing it separately.

You enjoy his company anyway, the two of you are very close.

It does make you very happy to get opportunities to see him..maybe a little too happy. But he doesn't have to know that.

You knock on the door, waiting a moment and hearing muffled talking behind it.

"what's the password?" "Stretch, we don't have a password." "yeah we do. came up with it last week." "And how would I know that if I wasn't here then?" "hmmm- dunno." "Quit Fooling Around, Papyrus! Let Them In!"

You smile when you hear his voice as he opens the door, leaning slightly on the doorway in an attempt to look cooler. (It's absolutely working.)

"Welcome To My Humble Abode." He smiles, putting a hand on his hip.

"Happy to be here, Blue." You smile in return, walking in with your bag. Stretch gives you a little pat on the head as you pass by as a greeting as Blue leads you upstairs.

"I Made Sure To Get Everything Ready Before You Got Here- Don't Wanna Waste Any Time, Y'know?"

"Look at you, being all prepared."

"But Of Course!" He grins, much more obviously than his usual permagrin. You simply smile in return as you both enter his room.

You sit down your bag and grab what you need for the time being, taking a sip of water before doing some stretches.

The two of you begin your routine, going through different stretch positions.

"Okay, That Part's Done- Hmmm.. What To Do Next.." "Maybe we could do a dance or something as a part of our workout this time. It could be funnn-" "It Does Sound Fun." He raises a hand up to his chin, thinking, before agreeing. "Do You Have Any Songs In Mind?-" "I think I have a good idea for one." You grab your phone, playing a song for the two of you to dance to.

"This sound good?" "I Like It." "Great, then that's what we'll use."

He offers out his hand to you, which you take.

"So..guessing we should just kinda improvise-" "Yeeeah, I've Got Nothing Planned-" "We'll just have to figure it out as we go along."

When the song restarts, the two of you begin moving. At first you're a little out of sync with each other due to improvising, but you naturally move together with time.

Forward, back, forward, back..

His smile becomes more confident as he spins you around quickly, before pulling you back towards him.

You smile and let out a laugh, moving quickly to the beat again.

He finds himself staring at you, his soul beginning to flutter as he hears the sound of your laugh.

At one point you both spin, and you find yourself falling. His hand shoots out and quickly grabs yours, pulling you back towards him. Maybe a little bit too closely..

"Are You Alright?" He looks a little worried, though there's also a small bit of a light blue blush on his cheekbones.

You feel your own cheeks heat up just a little bit as you notice that your left hand is on his chest, the other still being held by him.

"Y- ..Yeah, I'm alright- just slipped, haha-" "Alright, Just Making Sure. I Wouldn't Want You To Get Hurt." "I'm good, really. Look at you, worrying about me-" "Shush. Let's Just Continue."

You snicker, proceeding to dance with him again to the beat of the music.

You seem to find yourself getting lost in it, moving the ways you feel you should. Blue finds himself admiring you again, watching your movements carefully, trying to match them. You move so freely, without a care..

You get an idea as the two of you take each others' hands again, spinning Blue and sending him away from you, before pulling him back towards you, dipping him downwards. The music suddenly sounds a lot more muffled than you remember..

He looks up at you in awe, you stare back into his eyelights.

"My, Aren't You Full Of Surprises?" "..Can't let anyone know my next move, it'd take the fun out of it."

He smiles warmly at you, and you feel your face heat up much more than before. "Would You Happen To Know What My Next Move Would Be?" "Hmmm..what?"

He reaches his hand up, placing it gently on your cheek. As soon as he makes contact, you instinctively lean your head into his touch, catching both him and yourself off guard. Whoops-

Goodness, now you're both flustered messes.

He moves his head up a bit, and you find yourself leaning down..wait, what's happening right now?- you were just dancing a few seconds ago, hello???

Your thoughts are interrupted when a sound is heard outside the door: knocking.

You both move away from each other, looking at workout equipment.

"hey, sans, i'm gonna head over to rus' house for a bit, okay? don't have too much fun in there, you two-" Stretch walks away from the door.

As soon as he leaves, the two of you make eye contact again.

"Um, so.." "Err..I'm Sorry, I- I Don't Know What Came Over Me Just Now-" "Oh, no no, don't worry about it, it's okay-" "Really?" "Yeah- I..I don't mind." You avert your eyes from him.

It's quiet a moment, before he turns directly to you.

"..Could I Try Something?-" "Huh? Oh, uh, sure, go ahead-" He takes your hand, before lifting it up to his teeth to imitate a kiss.

"A-" Your face is very warm now.

He lowers your hand, smiling at you.

"Couldn't Let You Know My Next Move." He winks.

"Damn you, you charming rascal-"

He laughs, gesturing for you to follow him.

"C'mon, Let's Go Get Some More Drinks Before We Continue." "Alright."

You find yourself smiling at the fact that he's still holding your hand as the two of you walk downstairs together. This scenario seems to have brought the two of you a bit closer..

[cherry-poppins]

Late Night Snack Run - US!Papyrus X Reader

Restless nights feel better when i'm by your side Distracting my thoughts as you fill my soul Salty seas and jealous stars This won't be the last night I share with you

It was a warm summer night, the stars decorated the sky only to be blinded by the light of the moon, stealing the night sky. You had always been a night owl, as they say. For whatever reason you’d claim. Either perhaps you’re used to working late nights, your hours taken by studying till dawn, maybe you just loved late nights, find the peace in it, no one to bother you.

But for some reason tonight was different.

You had been tossing and turning in bed, unable to sleep, your mind overwhelmed with thoughts and worries. Feeling them crawl up your spine and latch onto your mind, chewing into you as you attempt to dismiss them with peaceful slumber. Yet here you were, awake and mind brimming with anxieties and overgrown thoughts. While you’d love to just pretend and get over it you knew you had to do something to clear your head, and thankfully you knew just the night owl to help you.

Swiftly picking your phone from your nightstand, groaning as the lights hits your eyes. Promptly turning the brightness all the way down before sending a text to the one person you knew would be up at this time.

A few minutes later, you hear a knock at your door. You’re quick to descend down the stairs to the front door. Opening the door you greet him with a finger pressed to your lips, signaling him to be quiet.

"Hey, what's up? Has something happened?" Papyrus whispered, eyeing you with worry. You can tell he hadn’t planned on going to bed tonight due to the fact he was still in his day clothes, dark gray sweats and his signature mallow yellow hoodie. Which you loved to steal from time to time, shit was so thick and soft. The best during winter.

"I can't sleep," you replied, also whispering. You cross your arms as the cool night air sinks into your clothes. "I just need to get out of the house or some shit ya know”

He nodded, leaning against the door frame. “Ah i gotcha, hmm. How about we hit the gas station for some snacks and then chill at the beach”

You couldn’t help but smile at the idea. “Yeah lets, ya brought ya car?” you asked.

He chuckled as he shook his head. “Heh, nup. Teleported here, but lemme teleport you back to my place and we can fetch it”

You nodded, quickly sliding on a pair of shoes.

“Welp you know the drill, hang on.” You clutch onto Papyrus, closing your eyes as you feel the ground at your feet warp, and disappear for a second before you back on solid ground. Opening your eyes you meet with the front of papyrus and his brother's house.

“I swear I'll never get used to teleporting” You say as you take a deep breath, trying to ground yourself. Papyrus just chuckled as he ruffled your hair before going off to fetch his car keys.

We made our way down the street, the only sound was the hum of the car's engine . The night was quiet and still, the only lights coming from the street lamps and the occasional passing car.

"So, what's been keeping you up?" Papyrus asked, breaking the silence.

You sighed. "A lot of things… work has been up my ass and unfortunately i can't just up and quit. My Family hasn't been making it any easier, I love them to bits but it seems like there's always something and that something is always my fault…” You stare out the car window, breathing in the cold night air. Letting it clear your mind and wash away the stress. “It's all just been weighing on me lately, ya know?."

"I hear you, life’s just shit like that sometimes." Papyrus said sympathetically. "Sometimes you just need to get out and clear your head."

We arrived at the gas station, and you went inside to grab a few snacks while Papyrus filled up the car with fuel. You bought a few drinks and candy, snuck a donut because why not, you were having a bad day. As we were leaving, the cashier called out to us. "Hey, aren't you two a little young to be out this late?" he asked suspiciously.

You laughed nervously. "Just grabbing some snacks. We'll be on our way." We were quick to make our way back to the car and drive off, relieved to be out of the cashier's line of sight.

We both looked at each other and laughed. “What was that all about?” Papyrus chuckled, shaking his head.

“Fuck if i know, either he was just trying to look out for us or he was some massive weirdo” You responding, whipping your eyes from the rogue tear the slipped and to cleanse yourself or the weird interaction.

“We don’t look that young do we?” Papyrus gaze turns to me. “I mean I get that i still have the youthful glow to me but you don't look a day over 35” he winks.

You gasp, dramatically holding your hand to your heart. “Oh you wound me, the absolute audacity!” You whine, giving him the middle finger which slipped another giggle out of Papyrus.

Another comfortable silence settles between you two, silently lip-syncing to the murmured tunes of the radio. You turn your gaze slightly to papyrus, not so much so that he notices but you knew that he would notice regardless. He had the tendency to notice small things like that. As you looked at him, watching as the street lights reflected across his skull. You smile to yourself, remember when you two first met, all the times you’ve called him up and he came without question. The times he called you, even if it was for you just to be near him while he wrote his book, says you inspire him… whatever that means. You look out the window again, feeling your cheeks heat up slightly at that last thought. You appreciated Papyrus, appreciated his company, his friendship. A smile forms on your lips.

"Thanks for coming with me," You said, breaking the silence again. "I don't know what I would have done without you."

"Anytime," Papyrus replied with a smile. "That's what friends are for, right?"

“Yeah right, what are friends for”

After a small while we finally made our way to the beach, the tide coming in as it lapped against the bay. The air salty mixed with the cold night wind, you could help but breathe it in. It was like your body craved the salt of the sea, the fresh cool air, clear night sky and the sounds of the ocean…. Wow you really needed to get out of the city more often.

Papyrus parked the car, taking a seat on the car's bonnet, with you following a quick pursuit. Cracking open a bottle of coke as papyrus was already digging into the donuts. You made a comment on the price of gas station snacks, saying that if this happened often that you’d go bankrupt. Papyrus commented that you'll be the reason that the gas station will still be in business.

You both sat watching the stars go by, talking about events that happened in your life, what book you were reading, what book he was writing. How you lost your favorite sock and that you had the best indian take out the other week. Papyrus claiming that the show he’s been binging had the worst ending, shitty writing he calls it. But he did find a cool coffee machine the other day so he could make his own coffee at home but he doesn't know how to use it.

“Ha, then why’d ya buy it then ya ding dong?” You laugh, shaking your head at his absolute tomfoolery.

Like every other question I give him he answers with a shrug “I dunno? It looked fancy for cheap? Plus who doesn't want to make their own coffee at home.”

Another laugh escaped your lips. “Mate you’re so lucky that i worked at a bakery with a cafe once and that they taught me how to use those suckers because they were short of a barista”

“Well would you look at that, see, so there was a point in buying it” Papyrus smirks and gives you a little playful nudge.

You dramatically gasp and give him a shove back. “Oi you bought it before you knew i could work em”

“Eh that 's true but it's a very good coincidence wouldn't you say? Call it destiny if you will”

“What, the coffee machine?” You ask confused.

“What?” he asks back, clearly more confused than you.

“You wanna call the coffee machine, Destiny?” You try to explain, starting to feel a bit embarrassed “Is that not what you meant?”

He looked a bit confused at first but the realization kicked in and Papyrus was “No, that's not what i- ahaha.” He threw his head back in laughter, tears brought to his eyes, you couldn't help but laugh a bit with him

“Wait I wasn't trying to be funny- was that not what you were- oh…. Oh fuck i’m an actual dumbass” You giggle as your face heated up in shame.

Wiping a tear from his eye he wraps his bony arm around you and pulls you close. “Eh, I'm the dumbass who bought a coffee machine and didn't know how to use it. You tell me who sounds like the bigger dumbass?”

“Yeah but ur my dumbass” you bantered, giving his shoulder a half assed punch.

Papyrus gave the most dramatic look to you before sassily saying. “Oh how dare you… You know what, i think i will name the coffee machine destiny”

“Pft yeah yeah, whatever” you giggle as you exit out of Paps arms and lay on the bonnet of the car, you gaze, eyeing the night sky, feeling your mind go quiet. You smile as you watch a shooting star go by, wondering if it was a trick of the light as it went by so fast…. If it was you were just gonna pretend it was a shooting star for luck. You look towards papyrus, realizing he must also see your trick of the light shooting star too.

“Ready to go home buckaroo” Papyrus asks as he turns to you.

You nodded, feeling ready to go to bed after this whole thing. Though you weren't sure if you wanted to spend the night alone. “Yeah… uh actually don't suppose i could stay at your place tonight?”

Papyrus smiled “yeah why not, suppose you wanna borrow my clothes to sleep in again too”

You gave him a light shove, papyrus dramatically falling off the bonnet of the car.

You both drove around for a while longer, talking and laughing, before finally heading back. As they pulled up to papyrus’s house, you turned to Papyrus.

“Hey Paps, thanks for doing this with me. I had the best time” You admitted, leaning against his car once you exited it.

“What are friends for honey, come on let's getcha inside. You ready?” He asks, holding out his hand for you.

Letting out a content sigh you waste no time grabbing his hand, giving it a small squeeze. “Yeah, I’m ready”

Quietly teleporting to Papyrus’s room, you stumble a bit forward, but Papyrus was quick to catch you. You whisper a small thank you before rummaging around his closet looking for something to sleep in. You chuck on some of his sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt, and flop onto his bed. Stealing one of his pillows you cuddled it waiting for papyrus to join you. Papyrus finally joined, covering the top of them in his weighted doona blanket. Wrapping his arms around you, spooning you as you spooned the pillow as you like to cuddle a pillow as you sleep. You murmured something as Papyrus placed a soft kiss on your forehead before your body finally took rest. Your mind is empty as you fall into slumber, feeling warm, cozy and happy. Knowing that no matter what life threw at you, that you had someone who would always be there for you.

[imtrashraccoon]

And the winner is... Writing Requests!

Thank you to everyone who voted! ＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

So, I will be accepting up to five requests, depending how many of you are interested of course. (I may accept a few more though.)

Classic Papyrus Oneshot [Completed]

Doctor's Orders [Completed]

A Gentle Soldier [Completed]

[Open]

[Open]

I will write for any existing Undertale character, preferably those who have been in the fandom for a while or have easily accessible information so I can research them. I usually write Reader inserts (second person pov) but I can write OC's too.

The drabble will be at least 2,000 words but probably less than 3,000 words, depending on how much detail I end up going into.

I will not write:

Smut/graphic sexual content (I know a few of you are minors and I'm not comfortable writing that anyways.)

Anything endangering minors such as graphic violence or anything sexual.

Gore (Blood and injuries is fine, just nothing intense like torture.)

Incest, Sanscest, Papscest, or Fontcest. (You can ship what you like but I don't like any of these and I will not be writing them.)

Obvious kinks (I shouldn't have to list them all here but if they make me squirm, I am not writing them. Liking teeth or claws, pulling hair, or being slightly dominant in a situation are fine though.)

These are basic guidelines and I may add onto them if I realize I forgot anything. As much as it pains me, I cannot write everything and I have the right to reject your request if it makes me uncomfortable.

That said, I will write:

Reader x Character or OC x Character (I would prefer to write F/M as I am a female but I can write gender neutral too.)

Fluff (This is easily my favorite thing to write!)

Spicy (I also love writing this but I'm still new at it so no promises. Sex will be treated as a fade to black if you want that still.)

Frans or Soriel (I do ship these so long as everyone is consenting adults. I may consider other ships but no promises as I don't really ship any other non-canon pairings.)

Angst (I do like writing this, however, I can't promise it will be good. I prefer happy endings but if you want to see a character suffer, I can do that.)

I may also add onto this list if I remember something else. I have only ever written the Underfell brothers, some of the Classic brothers, G!Sans, and the Bad Sans' including Nightmare, Horror, Dust, and Killer.

I'm interested in writing Cross, Dr. Baggs, Dream, Ink, Error, Fresh, the Swapfell brothers, the Mafiafell brothers, the Underswap brothers, Farmtale, or various other interpretations such as cryptids, sirens, or different settings like a Western.

Have any questions about something not listed here? Please shoot me a message!

I'm doing this for fun but I want you to enjoy the process as well. No promises how long these will take to write as I'm generally pretty busy. I will update this post as the requests come in and unless you don't want me to, I will be posting these requests on my AO3 as well as on here.

Here's to a fun year! Thank you for reading this far if you did! (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

[boo-sans342]

Hello

♡my name is Boo im a 23yrs old female here I'll post what I'll write now and yes im new and beginner there will be cring/maybe drama and funny things...and hey im written for fun and to meet new friends and peoples :D♡

♡FANDOMS♡:

*Sans au

*Maybe In the future I'll do more

♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪♬♪

AUS I'LL DO!:

*Undertale

*Dreamtale

*Inktale

*the bad guys au(Dust, Horror, Killer, Nightmare, Cross, Error)

*Underfell

*Aftertale

*Underswap

*Freshtale

*Star Sanses(Dream, Blue, Ink)

*And any au i know

★★★★★★★★★★★

WHAT I'LL DO!:

*Yandere

*Romantic

*SFW

*Fluff

*Hurt/comfort

*And maybe angst

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WHAT I WILL "NEVER" DO!:

*NSFW

*R@pe

*Incest

*Pedo

*18+/Sexual themselves

*sans au x sans au

*frans

♬my post will have you reader/you/ female reader I'll oneshots that and im not good at dark themes but I'll try and about angst and hurt atc i also gonna try♪

♡ sometimes I'll write stories the good thanks for my dear and best friend "Yo4sblog" they helped me with the information and with everything.... thank you so much♡

[pokegalla]

Hello!

How are you doing?

Once again, thank you for writing my previous request.

But I just got this idea of either one or all of the star Sanses carving pumpkins with the reader and it turns out that the reader LOVES carving pumpkins and makes really scary yet cool designs on them. (The reader might also take out some frustration on the pumpkin lol)

Thank you and have a good day!

- 🐨

Anytime and I’m doing alright. I hope you’re having a lovely day too! I’m happy to see more of the Halloween spirit! Damn I’ll be honest I was like hesitant on writing but I said, yo ain’t no way I’m NOT writing ALL the Star Sanses on this-

And oh I mean quite literally.

(Can be seen as platonic or as them crushing on reader. Up to you!)

The Star Sanses carving out pumpkins with Reader for Halloween!!!

* They SWORE they saw stars in YOUR eyes when Blue brought out the materials and pumpkins to start carving. You told them you just LOVED carving pumpkins for the spooky season! The four of you instantly went to work on each of your pumpkins.

* Dream had trouble at first. He mentions he used to do this with his brother in the past when the villagers didn’t invite him to trick or treat. Just comfort and help guide him. Reassure that poor boy that you can just as much fun as he did back then! Your positivity will motivate him and he’ll make a cute and surprisingly elegant design on his pumpkin.

* Blue’s was….more of a sculpture. Y’know how Original Papyrus made that cool snow sculpture of himself? Same context here. Though gotta admit it was pretty fricking cool. He deserves a thumbs up (he’ll get slightly embarrassed by the compliment, happy you like it).

* Aaaaaand the moment is ruined when paint suddenly splashes on everyone’s pumpkins, including yours. Ink looks guilty as hell when Blue and Dream glare him down for messing up their pumpkins. You however just stare at yours. EVERYONE just froze up when you started stabbing and carving the LIFE out of that pumpkin.

* Ok they knew THEY were upset but you were REALLY showing your frustration through that poor pumpkin. But you suddenly said “Ta-da!” And you had them in awe!!! Yes you were upset but Ink’s paint inspired you to cut out the paint to make a unique yet scary design! You explain to them how you carve pumpkins every year and have been getting better each passing year. It really shows and they were all pretty impressed!

* Though they were still a bit spooked. You jokingly warn Ink to be careful next time and he gulped HARD. Everyone just laughs in the end and enjoy some treats!

Mini story time!!!

“Noooooo!!!” Blue shouted as paint splattered all over his pumpkin sculpture.

Dream picked up his paint covered-pumpkin and glared at Ink, “Seriously? How did you manage to spray this much paint around?”

Ink, who slowly removed his foot off the paint tube he accidentally stepped on, rubbed the back of his skull, “Whoops! How did THAT get there…?” The two were practically radiating in a dark aura while glaring at the artistic skeleton.

“We’re trying to have some quality time with (Y/n),” Dream exclaimed, “You should have been more careful to where you put all your art supplies!”

Ink shrugged and gave a weak smile, “I…forgot?”

“You always do,” The two other skeletons said at once making Ink chuckle nervously. But before they could say anything. They all flinch when you suddenly stabbed your pumpkin. They were stunned as they watched you as you practically sprung to life and speedily (and kinda violently) went to work on your pumpkin.

“There!” You suddenly said putting the carving tool down making them flinch again. You noticed and turned your pumpkin around, “Ta-da~! What do you think?”

Their eye sockets widen to see such incredible details both scary yet so wonderful! All their eyes turned to stars.

“Wow (Y/n)….This is amazing,” Blue exclaimed.

Dream ran his fingers along the carving, “I know you told us you liked carving but this is something else!”

You giggle, “I do this every year! And every year I get better at it! I just got excited that I’ll be showing it to you guys too….so I went all out!” They all smile at this. You put your hand on Ink’s shoulder, suddenly showing the same intensity as you did with the pumpkin, “Be more careful and watch were you step next time. Ok?”

Ink gulped HARD, “O-ok….” He’s definitely not forgetting that. Blue and Dream laugh heartily making you and Ink laugh as well. You all decided to just take a little break and snack on some Halloween cookies!

[callmemeelah]

"Picnic Time!"

⸙┆Format : One-shot

⸙┆Pairing(s) : US! Papyrus x S/O x US! Sans [NO FONTSECT]

⸙┆Warnings [tw/cw] : cuddly skeletons, can be interpreted as platonic but is signaled to be romantic.

⸙┆Creator note : Wooho picnic

⸙┆Word count : 548

XX/XX/22, 6:05 A.M

As the sound of an alarm went off, you slowly woke up from your slumber and tried to turn off the thing.

It was noisy, really noisy, it started to really get bothersome, you finally turned it off and slowly got up from bed. You still felt a little bit drowsy since it was 6 A.M.

You grabbed the clothes that you prepared yesterday and guided yourself to the bathroom to take a quick shower. Today was going to be a special day, Sans, Papyrus and You finally took a day off, sans had been busy working out with Alphys while papyrus had been working with Undyne at the lab. youbdecided that a picnic would be a great idea! The guys also loved the idea, they finally could take a day off, and also maybe you could finally play some of the games that had been collecting dust on your attic.

7:00 A.M

It was finally time for the guys to come to the park, you had everything ready and were eager to start. You bought a red blanket and the board games in your attic, you knew that the guys liked some of them so you didn't need to worry about that.

Suddenly, you felt a pair of cold and boney hands on your eyes, covering your view.

....

"Guess who."

You smile before answering, "hm...Sans?"

"YES?"

"ah—"

The hands left your eyes, revealing Sans putting his bags down, behind you was Papyrus, his typical cigar hanging from his teeth, he looked a bit annoyed.

You grabbed his hands quickly and put them in your shoulders, Sans started laying his head in your lap, staring at the sky.

"Finally! I waited oh sooo long for you guys" You said, in a sarcastic voice.

"WELL, I WAS BUSY PREPARING SOME OF THE FOOD" Sans said, while pointing out some of his homemade food. "BUT PAPS WAS JUST LAZY"

"We can eat that while we play some games! Yesterday i remembered that i had some games up in the attic, soo, let's give them a try" You pointed to your side, the backpack laying there.

Stretch turned off his cigar, sat down and grabbed your backpack, pulling some of the games out and looking at them.

"WHAT TYPE OF GAMES?" Blue ask, getting a bit excited, he and his brother loved game-night when they were kids, but this is more of game-day, and they are already older.

"Some boardgames, I thought that since we were doing a picnic— and some of us don't like running— I should bring some."

"THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU HUMAN! WE ALSO GOT YOU SOMETHING." Blue said, as he quickly sat up set a bag infront of you, it was a black bag with a scratched logo, even tho the logo was scratched you could see that it was a clothes shop.

"Aw..you didn't have to!" You said, as you open the bag, you saw a nice hoodie with a pair of shoes at the bottom of it, on top of it a sticky note that read "happy birthday :)!"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "Happy spawn." Blue hit Stretch with his elbow when he said that, huffing a little bit.

"Happy spawn to me!" "NOT YOU TOO.." You and stretch laughed.

© Callmemeelah. Do not repost, steal, or translate the content that i make.

[slutforsans]

7 with Blue?

7. Late nights

Warnings: slight lime.

It was one A.M. and you were laying in your boyfriend's bed, you heard his footsteps coming to the room and you thought it was a good idea to pretend to be asleep.

His gloved hand pushed the door and his body made it's way inside, looking at her beautiful partner with loving eyes and a soft smile. When he realized you were sleeping, his pupils started to bright a bit more, now heart shaped, and a blue hue started to color his cheekbones.

He sat at your side and caressed your leg. "What is he doing?", You thought it was a good idea to scare him now, but when you were opening your eyes you saw that his eyes were checking out your butt. You were a bit surprised, and you started to move to try to stop him.

He quickly shaked his head, and now he was looking at your "sleeping" face.

—Oh, if only you knew exactly how much I love you...— you felt a slight weight at the side of your knees: he was straddling them. —If only you were fully mine...— okay, possessive much. His hands were in your belly now, sliding slowly to your chest. Ok, this was enough, you can't hide your blush forever, he was now touching your breasts.

This was way too much for you, you couldn't stop yourself from moaning slightly as you shifted a bit upwards to melt under his touch. He obviously noticed this and immediately stopped, your eyes were open and your blush was nothing compared to his.

—G-GWAH, I AM SO SORRY, I-I THOUGHT Y-YOU WERE SLEEPING AND...AND I JUST WANTED TO...UHH— you looked at him with that beautiful smile of yours, and your hand grabbed his, slowly guiding it to your chest again.

—Who said I wanted to stop?— okay, his face is officially a blueberry. —I never knew about this...side of yours, Blue...— you smiled playfully.

His skull was now down, you couldn't see his expression clearly, but the blush was still there. Oh, no.

—Paps is not home. Nobody will hear your screams.— okay this was creepy. —That's one of the most creepy ways to say "I will fuck you hard tonight.", Blue.— He smiled under his blush, standing at the side of the bed now walking to the door.

He closed it, and turned off the lights, you gasped: his eye was shining.

You were fucked, literally.

[karoneart-blog]

I been reading too much of these that it might become a problem, I can feel my SANS crawling on my back 😝

[chrissyutimagines]

This took me a long time to get to. I'm trying to get back to the swing of things here, so if this is terrible, bear with me... Also, this is in second person's pov, female reader, looks unspecified, and the pov switch whenever you see a line of '-'.

Blue Gloves Silver Watch

Blue...

White...

When have those colors became such a comfort...?

Lying awake in your bed, you stared at the ceiling. Soulmate... How does one find them...? When all you knew was their day, looking though their eyes, living their life. Any reflective surface or interface with their appearances are blurred, you could only see part of their physical features. Additionally, the dreams fade away after a few moments of consciousness.

Leaving behind a faint memory of starry blue gloves, and the pearly white skeletal features.

With a sigh, you decided to crawl out of bed and start your day. It's a lovely Monday, with your quaint little flower shop closed, all that you need to do is run a few errands and you could relax.

Well, relax and run your gaming channel. Maybe stream some games too... There's a multi-player game that you've been dying to play with some online friends... Or at least one online friend... Silverflower.

Your first 'meeting' was fairly interesting... With the both of you mistaking each other's gender... He had mistaken you as a male and you had mistaken him as a female, when, in reality, the opposite is correct.

After that initial slip up, the both of you became good friends, often streaming and gaming together. Many fans of yours and his ship you two together with how often you two appear in each other's channels. The both of you even joked about becoming an official couple before, but it remains as a joke.

You dismissed that train of thought and returned to the task at hand. No use dwelling on this after all.

A faint, warm thought of blue gloves and white bones resides deep within your soul.

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He can't believe he's thinking about this...

He doesn't want to get up.

Every night, he lives the dream. Though the eyes of his soulmate, living the life of the one made for him...

Yet...

Every morning, that dream slips away from his grasp like water. All memory of his soulmate, lost.

Only a lingering memory remains.

Silver watch...

With fragrant flowers...

It's frustrating.

It's like his soulmate is so close to him, yet so far. Divided by an invisible wall. Destined to look at each other, yet never together.

He tried to locate his only one. Paying attention to the people around him, trying to find that link.

Nothing.

Many fit the description of a silver watch accompanied by the scent of fragrant flowers.

Yet, none of them felt like the right one.

Sometimes the watch didn't felt like the right one, sometimes the scent isn't the one he knew, sometimes it's the overall feeling, the feeling of something just isn't right, that person just isn't it.

He isn't a creep, he doesn't actively seek for the one. He doesn't actively engage with those who fit his clues as well. After all, they don't feel right to him, and he could tell with just one glance.

With a rueful sigh, he gets up and gets ready for work. He can't be late for work, after all, it's his turn for morning patrol.

Hopefully, he'll get some down time to shred some games with his online bestie Bluebones... Maybe he should look at some fanart of the two of them before his morning patrol too... It's quite interesting how their fans ship them. Someone even made a ship name, Sliverblue. It'll do some good to scan some fanart... At the very least, it could restore his cheer.

Returning to his preparations, a single thought sinks deep in his soul... A glimmering silver watch and fragrant flowers.

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"Alright, let's do this!"

"GAME ON!"

Another gaming night with Silverflower. Your heart pumped with excitement hands tense on your controller, ready to shred another game with your friend.

"Come on, Siv, ya ain't bringing your a-game!"

"AS IF! I'M KILLING IT HERE!"

"Hell yea! It's almost dead!"

"LANGUAGE! AND, YES, IT IS. JUST ONE MORE... HA! TAKE THAT, DRAGON!"

"Whoo hoo! Nice work, partner."

"THANKS. YOU DID AMAZING AS WELL."

You let out a sigh.

"Well, I'm tired after that battle. Sorry folks, I'm going to have to end the stream here."

An array of comments flood the chat as fans urged you to continue.

"THAT'S QUITE A SIGHT. BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SIGN OFF AS WELL."

Another array of comments.

"Hahaha! Siv, you're making it worse!"

"DON'T I ALWAYS?"

"Ahahaha! Enough, enough... Haha... L-logging off."

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The stream ended.

"You Alright?"

"Ah... You could tell?"

"I Know You Well Enough, Blue. You Don't End Streams This Early."

A sigh.

"I'm sorry, Siv. I just- I've got some things on my mind..."

"Would You Like To Talk About It?"

"Ah... It's a bit... Personal... Soulmate stuff."

"Ah. It's Quite Alright. I've Been Troubled By That As Well."

"Well, it's no use dwelling on it, right?"

He chuckles ruefully.

"Yeah... But It's Frustrating As Well. Even So, I Wish You The Best Of Luck In Finding Your Partner."

"You too. Goodnight, Siv."

"Night, Blue."

He logged off, then sighed. His online bestie is troubled about it too? What are the odds? ...Actually it's pretty high, but still. She's a good person. She shouldn't be troubled by this.

It's not like he could do anything though... Might as well get some rest...

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Saturday. One of the busiest days. Bouquets, floral decor, herbal tea, everyone seems to need something.

The quaint shop is bustling with people, and you've been on your feet for the entire morning. Helping someone pick out flowers for a bouquet, suggesting certain floral decor to another, and finding the perfect herbal tea mix for the other... You're growing tired.

Thankfully it's almost noon and the crowd is slowly dispersing.

You returned to the back to leisurely fix a few orders until it's time for lunch.

*Ring ring*

"Ah! Welcome!"

Still busying with your bouquet, you didn't turn to face the customer.

"UM. HELLO. I'M HERE TO PICK UP A BOUQUET FOR QUEEN TORIEL?"

"Ah. Just a moment, please."

You fixed up the bouquet and turned to face the customer.

"Here you-"

You stopped mid-sentence.

Starry blue gloves, pearly white bones...

And your soul pulsing within you...

Can this be...?

"My soulmate..."

"My Soulmate..."

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Staring at her in awe, he couldn't believe his eyes.

That silver watch... And the fragrance of the quaint floral shop...

Why hasn't it occurred to him that his soulmate is a florist?

After all this time, he finally found her.

"Umm... H-here. The bouquet."

"A-AH! YES! THANK YOU. I'M SANS. BUT PEOPLE CALL ME BLUEBERRY... OR BLUE, OR BERRY..."

"Pfft- Hahaha... I get it, I get it. I'm (Y/N). Nice to finally meet you."

His gaze softens.

"You Too... Ah... I... Need To Deliver This. I'll Come Right Back."

He blips away to Toriel's house, set the bouquet on her living room table and blips back. Missing a chiding 'Hey!' from the queen.

"I'm Back."

"Wha-?"

"A-Ah. I've Forgot To Mention My Ability... I'm S-"

"That's so Cool!"

"Ah. Glad You Thought So."

"You must feel me what that is and what you can do!"

"We Can Chat Over Lunch! My Treat!"

"What a gentleman," she said with a poorly mimicked accent.

"..." "..."

"PFFT- HAHAHA!" "Hahaha!"

He could feel his soul seek in happiness at the presence of his soulmate.

Soulmates, now destined to be together.

Always.

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.

.

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"Hey guys! Silverflower here. I'm with my beloved boyfriend and soulmate, Bluebones!"

"HELLO EVERYONE! TODAY WE'LL BE PLAYING..."

Alright, that's one done. Phew. Hope you all enjoyed that. I'm still a lil rusty...

8. With Swap!Sans. And if it’s ok to add? It’d be more interesting the Reader see their Soulmate in their dream, only that they are blurry. Very blurry you can’t make them out of, dreams are amazing but also comes out kinda vague sometimes... uhh, feel free to ignore it if it’s not good! Really love your writings ^__^

8: “Every night, you dream of your soulmate's day”

I love that addition! I’m glad you love my writing! I’m so sorry I can’t write this for you.  I love the idea but I can’t figure out how to write it.  Hopefully this will inspire somebody else to write it. 

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[osleeplessflowero]

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Word Count: 1,544

The sun peeks into your room through the windows, casting its light upon everything it can touch. A fan in your room moves the curtains slightly with it, keeping you cool away from the sun's harsh warmth outside.

You lie peacefully in your bed sleeping away, moving between different dreams that are just mashed up of different thoughts, some comprehensible, some not.

The world is calm this morning.

At least, it was at the start.

As you feel yourself being trapped within a dream, you start to hear a muffled voice outside. Someone saying your name over and over..and over..

You open your eyes once your name is clearly said, blinking to un-blur your vision as you turn to see who got into your house.

"Good Morning!" Blue smiles sweetly at you, leaning over the side of the bed to look at you.

"...Blue? How did you ge- oh wait, I gave you a key, that's right."

"Yep! I Always Make Sure To Have It When I Plan To Come See You." He holds it up to demonstrate.

"Okay, well..what are you doing here exactly?"

"I Wanted To Ask You Something And I Just Couldn't Wait For You To Wake Up- You Always Oversleep-"

"Sleep is peaceful. I don't have to do anything when I'm asleep."

"i hear that."

You turn your head towards the doorway, seeing Stretch leaning in it, smiling lazily over at you. You give a half-hearted wave.

"Don't Encourage Them, Papyrus-" "don't lie, you like to sleep in too." "I- That's- Shush." You smile amusedly at the two, sitting up.

"Anyway, I Came Here To Ask If You'd Like To Join Us On Our Way To The Beach Today! We Wanted To Pick A Day Where Not-Too-Many People Were There. And That's Today."

"The beach? I dunno..I don't know if I have everything I need."

"We Could Go Shopping With You Beforehand, If You'd Like! C'mon, Don't You Wanna Have Some Fun Today? It Beats Sleepinggg-" Blue smiles, trying to persuade you. He succeeds.

"Eh, sure, why not? I'll check to see what I've got and what I need."

"Great! We'll Wait Downstairs."

"M'kay-" You watch them go downstairs, then stand up.

"Okay..time to find everything."

-

A bit of time passes as you scurry around your room, trying to find anything and everything you could possibly need for this daily trip.

You tend to overthink a little about every possible scenario there could be, wanting to be ready.

"you good in there?" You hear Stretch call to you from behind the closed door.

"Yeah, just gimme a sec." You grab the bag you placed everything in, before walking out of your room.

"did you get everything?" He smiles, glancing down at you while his hands are stuffed in his hoodie pockets.

"Yep- everything and beyond- just gotta get a new swimsuit. My last one's a bit too small for me now-"

"i'm sure we can find something for you once we're out."

The two of you talk as you walk downstairs until you finally reach the bottom, meeting up with Blue and walking out of the house.

You decide to sit in the back with your bag since there's more space and freedom to move there, relaxing for a bit. Some nostalgic songs play from Blue's playlist. Once you showed some classics to him he couldn't stop listening, so they pretty much fill up his playlist now.

"Comfy Back There?" "Yep, I'm all good here, Blue." "Just Making Sure-" He slides on some shades that were adjusted a bit to fit over his eyesockets.

You look out the window, smiling and waving at your neighbors as you pass by them. Everyone's so friendly here..it wasn't always like that, it took quite a bit of time before some of them warmed up to you. But once they did, you found yourself having strong bonds with them.

A neighborhood full of skeletons..who'd have thought it'd be possible? Certainly not you, that's for sure.

Everyone moving in was a pretty sudden surprise, but as time went on and you found yourself talking more and more with them, you couldn't imagine life without them.

"alright, looks like we're here."

"Oh, sweet." You smile as Stretch rolls the window up, sitting your bag down, grabbing your wallet and exiting the car before the others.

The three of you go into the store together, you taking your time picking out a swimsuit that suits your taste, as well as an oversized tee.

After a bit more time and a short fashion show, the three of you drive to the beach together. Surprisingly, it's completely empty today.

"Woah- no one is here? That's a bit odd- it's like..ridiculously hot out."

"we lucked out, it seems." "Aw, I Was Kinda Hoping I Could Talk To Some Other People. But! We Can Still Enjoy The Beach Plenty By Ourselves."

The three of you exit the car, the skeletons pulling out their beach equipment like floaties and an umbrella, you helping them carry some of it over to a nice spot near the water.

The three of you head over to the changing areas, you letting them go first, sitting down in a chair and waiting for them to come out.

They both decided to wear swim shorts of their signature colors, Blue's having some cute watermelon patterns and Stretch's having some flamingos. Ironic as always, aren't you, Stretch?

You go to change yourself, walking out and doing a 360 for Blue, feeling your face flush a little when he applauds your choices in swimwear.

You each make your way to the area where Blue set up an umbrella and some chairs. Stretch lies down on a towel, claiming he's "getting a tan", wearing some shades that cover his eyesockets. (He falls asleep within the span of a few seconds. How he does it, you'll never know.)

Blue starts to blow up some pool floats, careful not to bite into them and accidentally pop them. (He's done that before.)

You walk out to the water and feel it beckon you to enter it, so you do, running into it and falling face first, sinking until you're completely submerged.

Swimming has always been fun to do, floating beneath the bright blue water and swimming up if you sink too far.

You float back up to the surface, shaking your head a bit to get your hair away from your face and seeing Blue running towards the water.

"CANNONBALL-"

He jumps in, making a big splash next to you. You laugh a little and wait for him to swim up, grinning at you once he reaches the top.

You splash him with water, him promptly splashing you back. This goes on for a while before you end up accidentally splashing Stretch and waking him up.

"Oh shit- sorry, Stretch-"

"do you have any idea what you've just done?"

"Um-"

"you've declared WAR-"

And with that, he joined the two of you in the water, splashing you rapidly.

You find yourself laughing until water gets in your mouth, causing you to choke for a second before spitting it out. Gotta love it.

Blue steps in to defend you, the two of you teaming up against his brother in an epic splashing showdown.

Once you all get bored, you resort to swimming around for a while. Stretch floats on his back, and Blue dives underwater to see if he can find any hidden treasures.

"so, you having fun, hon?" Stretch opens one of his eyesockets to look at you as you swim up to him.

"Yeah, I'm really glad I decided to come with you guys today. It's pretty fun being able to swim. One of my favorite things about summer. And getting to be here with both of you, well..I wouldn't miss it."

You smile warmly, your smile growing a little when you see Stretch's cheekbones flush a light orange shade.

Blue emerges from the deep, popping up beside you.

"Room For One More?"

"Always."

You each chat and swim around a bit more before getting out of the water and drying off, you putting the tee over your swimsuit and sitting on the towel Stretch placed down a bit ago.

They grab some drinks out of a cooler and you grab some snacks you packed from a bag.

"So, Has Today Been..Entertaining?"

"Yeah, it's been super fun. We should do this again sometime."

"I'm Really Happy We Could Spend Some Time With You..Just The Three Of Us. Not That I Dislike The Others Or Anything, It's Just, Well..They Tend To..Catch Your Eyes More."

"Oh, Blue..I didn't know that was how you felt- I'll spend more time with you, promise. I don't want anyone to feel left out."

He simply nods in response, his cheekbones flushing a bit blue as he rests his head on your shoulder.

"don't forget me." Stretch sits down on your other side, leaning his skull on your head.

"I'm really happy I could spend the day with you..thanks for dragging me out of bed."

"It'll Definitely Happen Again-"

You all watch as the sun slowly sets, painting the sky with shades of purple and orange flowing together oh, so nicely.

"I can't wait.."

[chubbyheadquarters]

Updated: Sept 24

I JUST WANNA MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR-

I was a bit stumped about it at first, but I've decided that I'll write NSFW too, so minors 👁👁 please don't look. If I see any minors interacting with any NSFW posts. I will block you. I REALLY don't like blocking people, so please don't make me.

Other than that-

Hello! ٩( ᐛ )و

Just a quick note that this blog will be more about the writing aspect, so headcanons, oneshots and links/updates on AO3 stories, along with recommendations of stories will be posted here!

Another note!

I write SPECIFICALLY for chubby readers, since-

I am a chubby girl myself and I can't find any x chubby reader fics from/for my fandom to save my life- (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡

Granted, some people may see it as a simple weight change, but for me, it's the feeling of REALLY being included in the story.

These lines from a bunch of fics I've read-"His shirt fit loosely on you", and "he wrapped his arms around your thin waist", "your small frame" or "He picked you up with ease", etc-don't fit me and I know I'm not the only one.

If a fic usually doesn't clarify that it has a chubby reader, then it's USUALLY a skinny or medium-sized person. I just wanna give me and my chubby fellas a chance, y'know? ┐(シ)┌

And please don't take this the wrong way & please don't think I'm attacking you if you write like this I swear I'm not! Everyone's allowed to write for whatever fandom they want and with whatever body type they wanna write for! I'm just stating that this blog is focused on specifically chubby/plus sized readers.

I write Platonic Readers! For example, if someone requests being just best friends with a certain character, or having a sibling dynamic with another character, then it's all good! 👌🏽

I also write for Yandere characters/situations! If the situation asked for IS uncomfortable to write, I have the right to deny it.

I also do genderbend! I don't see it done much, which is cool! But I'm a dumb little hoe so- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Final thing! I also write for monsters! I write for skeletons and demon monkeys 😑 Basic stuff, like werewolves, vampires, mermaids/merman, hybrids, etc!

I'll write for certain characters for certain medias since it's the only thing I feel I can actually write without making the characters OOC. (´･ω･`)

🐵MONKIE KID🐵

Sun Wukong

Macaque

MK

Mei

Red Son

Spider Queen

Syntax

Maybe the others too if they're requested enough 👀

I WILL NOT write for LMK NeZha, due to the controversy of his age. I've seen many discussions on it, from all sides, mainly from those who are Chinese. And all I have to say is that I don't wanna touch that shit with a 10 foot pole.

Monkey King: Reborn, Hero is Back & Ne'Zha Reborn Sun Wukong are also a go! I just watched the movies and I am quaking 👀 If you guys have any Sun Wukong movies or game characters that're fleshed out enough to be written, PLEASE send them my way.

🌌WAKFU🌌

Yugo

Dally

Eva

Goultard

Joris

Count Harebourg

Oropo

If there's other characters that are requested, then I'll see who they are and if I can write for them.

Maybe I'll do Transformers in the future! I've only seen Transformers Prime, so I'll need to expand my knowledge first. I mean, unless y'all want some Prime stuff 👀. I'll probably watch Animated and read the comics soon-(Hopefully, I've dropped the damn thing twice-😔)

Now for the big boy-😥

💀Undertale💀

I'll write for it and certain AUs. The AUs follow as below(Sans nickname 1st, Papyrus 2nd)

Undertale (Vanilla and Creampuff)

Underfell (Red and Edge)

Underswap (Blue and Stretch)

Fellswap (Raspberry and Rus)

Swapfell (Black and Cash)

Fellswap!Gold (Wine and Coffee)

Horrortale (Axe and Sugar)

The Outertale AUs count too, but it's best not to ask for something that includes, for example, Undertale Sans and Outertale Sans since they'll basically be the same.

Outer nicknames include:

Outertale (Cosmic and Nebula)

Outerswap (Orion and Atlas)

Outerfell (Comet and Sirius)

Also including specific characters include:

Error

Geno from Aftertale

Passive!Nightmare and Dream from Dreamtale

Cross from XTale

Killer

Dust from Dusttale

And to be honest, I'm at a bit for a dilemma when it comes to if I should include Ink, Evil!Nightmare and Fresh. Since Ink doesn't have a soul to feel. Granted he has the ink he drinks to emulate the emotion he wants to feel but idk- (´⌒｀;)

Fresh is parasitic monster that lacks emotions and jumps from different hosts so writing him romantically might be a bit of a problem.

Evil Nightmare searches for negative energy, as it's said that positive emotions make him weak. (╯︵╰)

I try my best to stay on track with how characters would canonically react, along with a dash of what I think they would do. But if there's enough asks, then I'll try my best to write them! ଘ(੭ ᐛ )♡

Other potential AUs

Underlust

Storyshift

Mafiatale

Underpatch

I haven't read Underlust or Storyshift, but if there's enough requests for them, then I'll do my best to read through their stories/find information and write for them.

I'm having a bit of trouble finding concrete information for the bottom two, so they might be a bit more tricky to write about. (•ิ_•ิ)

As far as rules go, just don't send anything rude, k?

Also, please specify if you want Angst, Romance or Platonic/ if you want Headcanons or a One Shot.

Other than that, this post will update every once in a while if I decide to add or negate something, so keep an eye out! (≧∇≦)/

Sorry if there are spelling errors! Have a good day!

[cherry-poppins]

Don't Go Baking My Heart - (Underswap!Sans X Reader)

I'll bake my feelings into goods  Just for you to eat them so I feel understood What do you call sharing sweet treats together  A warm kinda love that stays forever 

You sit and stare at your phone, the blue light illuminating your face. The clock reads 1:55am. You loved nights, they were so comforting, peaceful, quiet. You could get so much done. Except tonight you were bored. You sigh to yourself, thinking of the options you had to feed your boredom.

You could go to bed and sleep, any normal person would. Get a nice cup of tea, read a good book or put on a movie. Play some white noise as you sarcoma into slumber. But you were too bored for that, you needed something to do. Then the idea of baking struck you, but as much as you'd love to do that by yourself you always found baking more enjoyable when you did it with someone.  

Which led you to stare at your phone debating whether or not to call your best friend. He'd be most likely sleeping and you'd feel guilty if you woke him up, knowing how much he valued his sleep. But then again he always said that he was up for anything…. Fuck it. 

The phone rang for a few seconds before your favorite skeleton answered, sounding groggy and a little annoyed. "You have three seconds to capture my attention or I'm going back to bed…. Unless you’re dying…. You’re not dying right? or is it a dead body? Stars i always knew this day would come, ok we're going to need-" 

He was unfortunately cut off by your laughter, sounding much like a tea kettle as you wiped the tears from your eyes. “Hahahaha I called you and the first thing that comes to your mind is that I'm dying or that there's a body involved? Geez and i thought your brother had a grim sense of humor”  

You giggled as you heard him sigh, sensing his disappointment through the screen. You didn’t need to see, knowing he was rolling his eyes at your attempt at humor. “Hardy hahaha, real funny. Wow you’re such a comedian you should have your own show. So did you need help with something or??” 

“Oh yeah I was wondering if you’d want to bake with me at my place?” You asked your voice trailing off at the end, now considering if this was a smart move. 

There was a pause on the other end of the line before you hear another long sigh. "Do you know what time it is?" Sans asked, sounding more awake now. 

“Yeah I’m aware…. But I need something to do and before you say anything I have considered all of the above and more. This could be fun plus I know you have a sweet tooth” Listening to the grumbling of a sleepy skeleton made you use your final straw.  

“Come on, don't make me bake by myself Starboy.” 

There was a pause before you heard a fit of giggling from him which soon matched your own. “Oh man, you're really pulling the ol’ nickname card. Alright you got me, you make it really hard to say no to you.”

You grinned, silently accepting your victory. "You know you love me, besides this is payback for all the times I had to deal with your last minute antics."

A totally exaggerated gasp comes from Sans. “Unbelievable, that's so not true. You know it's quite hurtful that you’d say- Pft nah I’m just playing with you. You make a fair point but i feel like we have this pact were you deal with my antics and i have to deal with yours” 

“Ha, cheers to that, but on another note hurry your bony ass up and get over here!” You yell into the phone, laughing as you hear the broken reply of Sans. Something along the lines of don't yell, it's too early for that shit. Bla bla, think of the neighbors. 

Sans then promptly hung up after claiming he’d be about 10 minutes. You waited for a few minutes before throwing him a text, reminding him just in case he fell asleep.... or got side tracked. Which happened often. You didn't mind though, he always made your life a bit more interesting. Kept you on your toes, all though you suppose he could say the same thing about you. 

Just as you’re about to text him again you hear a lil “ thwip ” from outside your apartment. Unable to contain your grin you rush to the front door, quick to unlock and open it. “You teleported here?” 

Standing in front of you with a slightly embarrassed look on his face stood Sans, wearing a blue flannel and fluffy blue pants with yellow stars. You couldn’t help but giggle to yourself that Sans was half dressed in his Pj’s. Not that there was anything wrong with that, he just usually preaches how put together he is.“Heh yeah, first time for everything ay? Also don't tell Papyrus, I know he’ll never let me hear the end of it.”

“Pft nah, wouldn't dream of it. Besides I feel like this’ll be good blackmail for the future” You joked as Sans rolled his eyes. 

“We little Miss Blackmail, may I come inside?” He asked, leaning against the door frame. 

With a large amount of consideration and a pinch of playful sarcastic comments you allowed him to enter. As the two of you walked towards your kitchen Sans asked what you wanted to make. “Heheh… the best i can do is chocolate chips cookies,  not that they’re bad. I make a mean batch of cookies.. But unfortunately that's about it” You smile sheepishly as you leant against your fridge. 

“Oooo that sounds great, who doesn't love chocolate chip cookies?” He reassured me. “Besides, don’t worry I make a mean batch of cupcakes. We’re freakin’ set” 

You smile “alrighty then, let's get baking!” 

Ok, the first thing you needed was the ingredients and cooking equipment. You ask Sans to get the mixer and bowls while you get the ingredients. Checking the fridge you scan the shelves for the ingredients you needed, though you were quick to find that you'd need more butter. 

"Oh come on…. Hey Sans we need more- Eh, what are you doing?" 

You watch as the panic spreads across his face as he gets caught red handed mid eating a handful of chocolate chips. Finishing what was in his mouth he laughs nervously before answering painfully slowly. “Eh… eating the chocolate chips?” 

Good grief. You let out a chuckle, informing him that we didn't have enough butter. Only for his response to be eating more choc chips. "Hey!!  You eat one more handful of chocolate chips and I'm sending you to the shop to buy more!” Giving him a playful bonk on the head as you jokingly  scold him. “Even though technically we have to go anyways because of the butter” 

"What shops would be open this time of night?" he asks. Fuck, he did have a point. You groan to yourself not hiding your disappointment, wondering if yall were even gonna be able to do this 

Sans thinks for a moment before he snaps his fingers as his eyes light up with literal stars in them. "You know my house would be closer, it was shopping day yesterday. We’d have to be quiet though because papy might be asleep."

“Heck ya! Awww, thank you Sans!!! I really appreciate it” You let out a giggle and a squeal, bringing him in for a crushing hug which was eagerly received. 

Despite being late at night ... or too early in the morning the two of you had gotten yourselves into a giggle fit, shushing each other as you attempted to sneak into his apartment. Just when you had thought you were in the clear you were caught by Papyrus with a cup of tea in his hands, although from where he was standing he thought he’d gotten caught by you two. We all stood there silently staring at each other until Papyrus broke the silence.

"Well good morning to you too" he said, giving a sleepy smile, giving you a small wave. 

"Technically the human hasn't slept" he giggles along with you, playfully rolling his eyes as you wave back. 

Papyrus chuckles at that, leaning against a wall. "Huh, well that makes two of us.” He says before taking a sip of his tea, only to nearly choke on the sip as Sans gasps realizing he had in fact been caught red handed. 

"Papy you promised you'd sleep tonight, this is the third night in a row. You can't keep taking naps throughout the day, it's not healthy." Sans crossed his arms and huffs. 

Papyrus sighs and shrugs at his older brother. "yeah, yeah i know but i finally have the motivation to get shit done and i'm taking full advantage of it. My book isn't gonna write itself ya know"

"You write those words papyrus!!" You encouraged him, throwing some finger guns.

The two brothers giggle at your silly attempt at encouragement. With that the two of you are left in the dark hallway, the faint smell of fresh coffee filled the cold air. Gathering the ingredients you'd need quickly and quietly you were back to your apartment within half an hour.

“Alrighty we got the remaining ingredients, we got our recipes and the oven is set to preheat” You say, looking at your fully prepared counter top. You look over at Sans and dramatically point at him, acting like a gameshow host. “You know what time it is Starboy?!” 

Sans smirked, flipping up the collar of his flannel before stroking a pose. “Time to get baking!”

You get back and start baking the cookies and teach sans. While the cookies are baking he teaches you.... Then there was an incident with the flour. you don't get these messes when baking cookies. you both decorate the cupcakes and ice them. 

You first taught Sans how to make your chocolate chips cookies, showing him the measurements, how to make it properly, and that a lil vanilla extract goes a long way and makes things taste so much better. Apparently he didn’t know that you have to mix all the wet and dry ingredients separately before mixing them all together. He then taught you how to make his cupcakes… There was an incident with the flour… and the blue food coloring… And somehow there's yellow star sprinkles everywhere?!

You don’t get these messes when baking cookies, or at least not when you do them. Regardless you had fun, chasing him across the kitchen with an icing covered spatula. Though he did get you baking with a cup full of flour, miscalculating his teleporting jump and ending up crashing on you… with the cup of flour. Now you could say you and Sans were matching colours. 

By the time you both were done the sun was starting to rise. The kitchen was a mess, you had cupcakes and cookies for days. and you both were covered in flour, icing and sprinkles. You both laid against the pantry door, watching the sun spill across the dining room table and across the floor. Sans checks the time before giggling to himself. "Heh usually i go out for my morning jog by now."

The realization finally sunk in, you had kept him up with you for the entire night till dawn, inconveniencing his own routine. “I'm sorry that i've kept you up.... i just thought…." Your spirling thoughts got cut off with Sans handing you a cupcake. The icing was by no means perfect. The icing was kinda uneven and the sprinkles were all decorated on one side but taking a bit of the baking delight it tasted delicious. 

"Don't sweat it, I love baking with you" he smiled at you sweetly, thanking you as you reached over and handing him one of your own baking delights. 

He takes a bite of your chocolate chip cookies and absolute melts, success! That's what happens when you spend years perfecting a single recipe!! Now only if you could put the same effort into your other recipes, or perhaps even your studies? 

“Mmm definitely worth it” Sans praised as he indulged in the cookie. 

“So worth it” you reply, finishing off the rest of the cupcake, wiping whatever frosting stuck to your face. You turn to Sans before asking “You wanna get cleaned up, get in some comfy clothes and nap all day?” 

Sans whined a bit, letting his head hit the cupboard door behind him with a thunk. "Ugh you're starting to sound like my brother.... but i might have to take you up on that. It sounds nice… perhaps Papyrus is on to something with that napping of his” 

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Hello My Dears

This is simply a list of who I write for, rules of my requests and what I will or won't do. I am also the author of the fic 'One Step At A Time' on Ao3, which is just your regular old anti-harem. Without further ado, let us begin

Who I Write For:

Undertale!Sans

Undertale!Papyrus

Underswap!Sans (Blue)

Underswap!Papyrus (Stretch)

Underfell!Sans (Red)

Underfell!Papyrus (Edge)

Swapfell!Sans (Wine)

Swapfell!Papyrus (Rus)

Fellswap!Sans (Black)

Fellswap!Papyrus (Mutt)

Horrortale!Sans (Gray)

Horrortale!Papyrus (Sugar)

What I Will Do✔:

General oneshots-(Smut, fluff, angst)

General Headcannons-(Smut, fluff, angst)

Answer questions about my fic, and do requests for the characters in that fic

What I Won't Do❌:

Fontcest

Any type of incest

Non-con

Pedophilia

Frans

Male Reader- I'm sorry to the male readers out there but I'm only confident and able to write for a female and G/n!S/o- thats just how I do things very sorry!

You can request as many times as you want, it isn't an issue, just aslong as you are respectful and your request falls under what I will do. I do x readers only so sorry to the shippers!

Goodbye My Loves

[timbertumbr]

BET! (BHC! Blue X Reader X BHC! Nox)

Right, First Bonley Hearts oneshot. Let's go!

Disclaimer: Blue and Nox are simping for Reader, not each other. Just to let y'all know.

Oh, And there will be flirting.

Lots of flirting.

And just in case-

Blue is Underswap Sans

Nox is Swapfell Sans

Rus is Swapfell Papyrus

Red is Underfell Sans

Ash is Horrortale Sans

You have known the skeletons across the street for a while now. So you were well aware of the bets Blue and Nox had on the daily. So when you received a text from Red while chilling on the couch, you knew today was going to be… interesting. 

Bad2thebone: Hey, so Blue and Nox made another bet. And it involves you.

You squint at the text, what? Blue and Nox usually keep people OUT of their bets, not in.

You: I’m afraid to ask, but how so?

Bad2thebone: They flirt with you until one of em gets you flustered, winner gets to take you out.

You: Okay- 1. How the hell did you know this and 2. With a sniper or on a date?

Bad2thebone: 1. They’re loud, especially with their bet declarations. And 2. That’s a surprise. ;)

You snicker.

You: Oh boy. Thanks for the warning, I owe ya.

Bad2thebone: 👍

You sharply inhale upon receiving a message from one of the devils themselves, Blue.

BLUESTREAK92: Y/N! WANNA HELP ME TEND THE GARDEN WITH ASH?! HE’S OKAY WITH YOU COMING OVER TO HELP! ONLY IF YOU WANT TO THOUGH! ^^

. . . Fuck. Your one weakness, the adorable gardener named Ash. Now you CAN’T say no! Damn you Blue, damn you…

With a sigh, you force yourself off the couch and leave the home towards your impending doom.

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When you arrived, Ash and Blue were tending to a patch of one of the many plants in the backyard. They wave as you approach, kneeling beside them.

“Hey Y/n…” Ash mutters, you nod with a smile which Ash appreciates and is quick to get back to work. 

“I’m glad you decided to join us Y/N!” Blue says with a knowing smile. You slightly glare at him before directing your attention to Ash.

“So what can I do to help?” 

“You can… um… hand me the tools?” 

“I can do that!” And so you do. You hand Ash the tools he asks for and Blue was talking about everything and anything that came to mind. Soon enough, you were done tending to Ash’s garden.

“Thanks guys… I really appreciate you both helping…” Ash says with a smile, FUCK HE’S TOO CUTE FOR HIS OWN GOOD!

“No problem dude, always happy to help,” Blue nods at your statement and glances around the garden before smirking, oh NO.

“Ya know Y/N, if you were a flower, you’d be a damnnndelion,” 

. . . Okay, you have two weaknesses. Ash, and the smooth talker named BLUE! YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING THAT!

“Pft- Hahahaha!” You couldn’t help but laugh, that was hilarious! Even Ash seemed to think so since he was snickering into his hand. Blue wasn’t expecting this reaction but he was glad to see you smiling, bonus points for making his soft spoken “cousin” chuckle as well! He should try doing this more often…

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You were currently helping Rus in the kitchen, he was trying to make a cake before you came over per Nox’s request (demand). Rus was happy to spend some time with you AND his brother while you were making the frosting and Nox was working on something at the kitchen table. 

“So… you know what’s going on right? With Nox and Blue?” He asks hesitantly, You nod.

“Yeah, Red informed me. So far it’s just been Blue trying to make me laugh, Nox hasn’t done anything remotely flirty,” Rus winces silently at that.

“Yet,”

“Huh?”

“He hasn’t done anything ‘flirty’ yet because he’s planning, I’d be careful If I were you,” Rus jokes, knowing just how suave his brother can be. You smirk.

“Yeah, yeah, I’ll be careful,” You assure as you start helping Rus frost the cake. Unbeknownst to you both, Nox was silently watching, a devilish smirk creeping onto his skull. 

“Aaaaaand, done!” You say proudly, looking at the decently iced cake with “cake” written on it with a different colored frosting. 

“Looks good, lets see how it tastes,” Rus suggests, you nod and grab two plates and forks and bring them over to the cake. Rus takes them and gets the knife.

“I’ll be serving them if that’s alright,” You nod at Rus’s request and take a step back to let him work. Nox then made his move, silently standing up and walking up behind you.

“There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch,~” He purred in your ear, causing you to squeak from surprise and turn around to see the smirking Nox. A blush crept onto your cheeks as your heart fluttered, god damn that was smooth and so sweet.

“Aww, th-thank you Nox,” You say with a sincere smile, Nox blinked bewildered. You had gotten somewhat embarrassed and flattered, not flustered. Nox couldn’t help but smile slightly, even if this wasn’t the result he wanted, your reaction was quite the sight. 

He gives you another smirk, winks and then walks back to his work while your blush grows slightly. You sigh and turn to Rus who was watching with an amused smirk.

“I warned ya,” He teased as he handed you a plate, you take it.

“Hush,” You mutter, causing Rus to snicker.

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A week has passed. And their attempts to flirt have not slowed ONCE. Their flirts ranged depending on their mood and time of day. From hilarious and slightly embarrassing to down right dirty. (cough Nox cough) The two were now having a flirt off with you as their target and you don’t know how much more you can take. Then, your saving grace came in a text. 

Bad2thebone: Hey, I’m gonna cash in that IOU in now if that’s alright.

You: Omg, you have the BEST timing! So, whatcha wanna do?

Bad2thebone: Just watch me play a game, you know where my room is.

“Sorry guys, Red wants me for something, we can continue hanging out later okay?” You say as soon as you read the text, they both give you a look of disappointment, before Blue smiles.

“That’s alright! Have fun!” You nod as you hastily walk up the stairs and into Red’s room with a relieved sigh. 

“That bad huh?” He asks, not taking his eyes off the screen. You drag yourself across the room and faceplant his bed.

“Ugggggh, I don’t know how much more I can take!” Red glances at you before pausing the game.

“Well, what’s stopping ya from just letting one of em win?” Red asks, half wondering why you’ve held out this long and half surprised you DID hold out for this long. You pause before moving your head to stare at him.

“I’m… not sure honestly, maybe… because I don’t want one of them getting hurt?” Red hums, knowing how competitive and how emotional those two could get.

“Well, why not just end the whole bet by asking em both out?” You blink and rise from the bed.

“That’s… a really good idea, why didn’t I think of that?!” Red chuckles.

“And for the icing on the cake, giving em a taste of their own medicine,” You smirk.

“Once again, an amazing idea! Thanks Red!” You exclaim, getting off his bed and speed walking to the door.

“Knock em dead!” Red calls after you, causing you to roll your eyes as you leave the skeleton household and into your own to plan.

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You gathered the two skeletons in your living room and stood in front of them as you gathered your courage.

“Okay,” You start, getting the skeleton's attention.

“I’m aware of the bet you two have, and I’m not mad about it, it’s just…” The skeletons look at you expectantly, anxious thoughts ebbing their mind. You take a deep breath and continue.

“I’m grateful you two feel this way for me but I couldn’t just choose one, so would it be alright if we all go on a date?” You ask, Blue and Nox look surprised and glance at one another before returning their gaze to you.

“Of course!” Blue exclaims.

“I can work with that,” Nox comments, you smile brightly.

“Th-That’s great! Is it alright if we go on that date now?” Another glance is shared by the skeletons.

“Sure!”

“I don’t mind,” You smile again and gently take each of their hands and lead them outside of the home and towards the park.

“I’m glad I can spend the day with my two favorite skeletons!” You comment happily as you continue to lead them. Unbeknownst to you, both of them were blushing lightly.

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Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: W. D. Gaster/Reader, Gaster/Reader, Underfell Papyrus/Reader, Edge/reader Characters: Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Frisk (Undertale), Reader, W. D. Gaster, Underfell Papyrus - Character, Underfell Sans - Character, Edge, Red, blueberry - Character, Underswap Sans - Character Additional Tags: updating tags as i write, Oneshot, Oneshot collection, itty bittys, Bitty Bones, tinytales, Fluff, theres cuse words sue me, Cinnamon Roll Sans, cinnamon bun - Freeform Series: Part 1 of One shot stories from Undertale AU Summary:

This is just going to be a random collection of one shots of stories that have been stuck in my head and i rather just get them written out here. But hey if you have a request i might just try it out. I suck at writing summary but I will but put in the notes which AU they are from.

[xbunnybunz]

UNDERTALE MASTERLIST

**[not yet uploaded to tumblr, will link to ao3]

ONESHOTS

✿ sans ✿

Flowers Between Ribs - romance, fluff

Movie Night - fluff

✿ underswap!papyrus ✿

stay here with me - fluff

SERIES

✿Maid for Royalty✿ - [underswap, underfell, undertale x reader] drama, romance, fluff

8/? chapters - discontinued chapter 1 - A Princess Must be Found chapter 2 - A Maid Must Dust chapter 3 - A Princess Must be Kind chapter 4 - A Maid Must Cook, A Princess Must Dance chapter 5 - A Maid Must Tend to her Master's Restlessness chapter 6 - A Princess Must Find her Color chapter 7 - A Maid Must Face Her Fears chapter 8 - A Princess Must be a Good Communicator