#under a day let’s go💪💪

[agonybell84]

Made this animation for a friend!

Check em out for sweet art and aus💯💯o7

@dream-brutus

[b-blushes]

i am feeling very apprehensive about it due to feeling Not Well (chronic illness style) BUT tomorrow i'm gonna pump up the tyres on my bike and do 5 very gentle non-out-of-breath-making minutes on my turbo trainer inside.... that is not even 2 songs' length i can totally do that and there is no need to be so so scared! If i can do it, then huge yippee and i can work on trying to hit a once a week routine, in which i can gradually increase the duration and intensity over time, and if i CANNOT. well then i know that i am not doing good which is also useful info to have and to tell my dr when i go soon (: I CAN DO IT!!!

[starlight--writings]

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Max Verstappen x Female!Vettel!Reader

Summary: Max and Y/N had kept their relationship under wraps, worried about the backlash about it considering that Y/N is Sebastian Vettel’s daughter.

Warnings: None?

A/N: Y/N is adopted, set in 2019. Face claim is Sabrina Carpenter and the side/back of Kelly Piquet’s head.

DISCLAIMER: I do not know any if the people in this work of fiction. This is purely created for entertainment purposes only!

Y/N_vettel5

📍Red Bull Ring, Austria

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It’s Sunday, you know what that means 🏎 🏁

Comments

Charles_leclerc Let’s go 💪

Scuderiaferrari Another week, another race!

Fan_account1 Does she not have a real job????🙄

Maxverstappen33 Can’t wait to see you again now you’re on summer break!! 🏖

Y/N_vettel5 Me too, so glad I can join you guys! University is killing meee

Landonorris That sounds self inflicted 🧐

Y/N_vettel5 Not the point!!!

Sebastianvettel So glad you’re joining me this weekend Y/N!

Y/N_vettel5 I can’t wait to see you papa!❤️

Y/N_vettel5

📍Hockenhiemring, Germany

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German Grand Prix ft Max’s shoulder 😂

Also, well done on getting second papa!! 🙌

Comments

Sebastianvettel Thank you honigbiene, I'm glad that you enjoyed yourself!

Maxverstappen33 Of all the pictures of us, this is the one you picked?

Y/N_vettel5 😁

Landonorris You two have more pictures together?? Very sus 🧐

Scuderiaferrari Our favourite grid kid!

Y/N_vettel5 Awww thank you 🫶

Fanaccount2 Now I need to see these other photos

Fan_account3xo Literally, this is the friendship we never knew we needed!!

F1_news

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Just friends or potentially more? Max Verstappen and Y/N Vettel seem to have a very close friendship after last years German Grand Prix. They've been caught together multiple times and are very friendly.

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Maxverstappen33

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If a women ever asks you to go book shopping, be aware that you will be out all day.

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Sebastianvettel I did warn you!

Y/N_vettel5 Thank youuuu bestie❤️

Maxverstappen33 I never should have made friends with a bookworm.

Y/N_vettel5 Nope, but you're stuck with me now 😁🫶

Landonorris That's a date if ever I saw one

Danielricardo I leave for 5 minuets and Max gets a girlfriend???

Landonorris Yep!

Y/N_vettel5 We're not together!

Alex_albon You might want to tell him that!

Fanaccount2 Ohhhh the plot thickens

Y/N_vettel5

📍Spa, Belgium

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My last Grand Prix before I have to go back to school😭

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Scuderiaferrari Happy to have had you these past few weeks, good luck at school!

Sebastianvettel Thank you for joining me for these races honigbiene, I wish you the best of luck with your studies this year!

Maxverstappen33 I can't believe you're leaving me for school! I will definitely be visiting you at some point, you cannot escape me.

Landonorris That's on you for choosing to go to uni

Y/N_vettel5 I have to go for my career

Fanaccount_4 The person behind the Ferrari insta is definitely besties with Y/N 😂

Y/N_vettel5 added to their story

F1_news

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BREAKING! Daughter of Formula One legend, Sebastian Vettel spotted outside a restaurant in Oxford with Red Bull’s golden boy Max Verstappen. See more…

[slytherinshua]

SUMMER'S #1 PERK

genre. fluff. warnings. gyuvin is shirtless ‼️⁉️ n reader gets very shy. AND GYUVIN IS SO FLIRTY GOD. not proofread cause it's 6 am and i'm going to sleep but i'll fix it later if i have to skdjsk. pairing. gyuvin x fem!reader. wc. 1k. request. requested by 🥟 anon for prompt #27: "eyes up here, idiot" ++ written for @blue-jisungs <3 (i forgot if this was a deal before or not but uhh ik im getting gunwook in return for finishing this so a win is a win 💪) a/n. the zb1 delusions continue guys (send more in if u have any 😭‼️)

You had never been a fan of summer. The overwhelming heat, sticky sweat, and endless free time just clashed with you. As soon as summer started, you were already counting down the days until it would end, much preferring winter to it any year. 

But, as you sat on the pool chair under an umbrella, you realized that summer might have at least one perk to it. And that was your boyfriend shirtless at the pool.

You had been dubious at the idea of swimming with your boyfriend’s friends when he suggested the idea to you that morning. It was only your second or third time hanging out with them, and you never particularly liked water activities. But all your prior reluctance seemed to have disappeared into thin air the second Gyuvin walked out of the house with iced lemonade in his hands and a very clear absence of any swim top. 

You couldn’t help but blush at the sight. Truthfully, the most you had seen was him in a tank top as the weather got warmer. You were always one to take things slowly, and while you knew he worked out and definitely had muscles hiding underneath, you were never in a rush to see them. Maybe because you knew you would get flustered like you were now. 

Gyuvin’s eyes searched for yours, as they always did when he was apart from you for any amount of time. His face brightened when he spotted you sitting cross legged on the pool chair, book in your lap, trying your best to look anywhere but him. 

“Want some lemonade?” He asked as he walked over, holding a cool glass topped with a pink straw and a paper umbrella. The sun shined straight down on him, doing wonders to warm his skin tone to a rich golden colour, his chest and abdomen catching the warmth of it as well. 

He had told himself he wouldn’t get his hopes up about your reaction to him being shirtless. He loved having an effect over you; it boosted his ego. But he didn’t want to be cocky. It was true that he had worked on his chest and abs a little harder specifically for you. Who could blame him for wanting to look nice for his girlfriend? He just wanted to match up to how pretty you were.

He didn’t miss the way you were avoiding eye contact, or the flush that was taking over your face. Now that he saw how shy you were, he couldn’t help the grin that spread to his face. You took the lemonade from him and used it as a distraction, although you snuck another peak at his stomach when he handed you the glass.

“The boys want to do a relay race. I’ll be back once I win!” He said cheerfully, leaning over your chair to give you a kiss on the forehead.

You let out a sigh of relief when he turned away from you, so sure you were going to completely melt into a puddle under his stare if he looked at you for even a second longer. Watching him from a distance was infinitely easier on your racing heart.

The boys did several rounds of relay races, and then started to play catch with some pool toys. You just watched them with a smile on your face. They were having fun, and you loved to hear your boyfriend’s laugh. He was on a team with Jiwoong, Yujin, and Ricky for a game of pool volleyball, and somehow, miraculously, they won against the others.

You saw Gyuvin cheer, hugging Ricky in celebration. It was cute how hard they celebrated just for winning a game of pool volleyball. Gyuvin then turned to you, grinning as your eyes met. You smiled at him and he beckoned you over to him, meeting you at the side of the pool.

You dipped your feet into the water, sitting on the poolside as the other boys got out to dry off. Gyuvin swam over to you, still somehow taller than you despite standing much lower in the water.

“Did you see I got the winning point?” He laughed, pushing his hair back off of his forehead as he got to the edge of the pool. 

“I saw! It was a super close game.” You smiled as he wrapped your legs around his waist, closing the little distance between you two. “You know, you distracted me from my book.” You draped your arms around his bare shoulders, not minding how they were still wet from the water.

He started to smile, “Oh? How so, baby?” He teased, already knowing where this was going. 

“How am I supposed to focus on anything when you’re shirtless?” It was hard to even say it in front of him, the sight of his smirk widening making you blush. You would’ve run away from his teasing if you could, but he had you trapped, hands securely on your waist, keeping you close to him.

“Eye's up here, idiot.” His eyes twinkled as he lifted a hand to your cheek, feeling how warm it was. You couldn’t even think of a suitable defense to save yourself from the embarrassment given how your brain was short-circuiting. Not that Gyuvin gave you any time to respond regardless, much more focused on capturing your lips with his. 

Seeing you shy only made him bolder, confidence bubbling in his chest more than it ever had before. Your blush was already the most adorable sight Gyuvin had ever seen, but to know it appeared because of him made his heart warm in his chest. 

Summer’s biggest perk was definitely this. Shy giggles, flushed cheeks, and warm kisses shared in the pool with your (shirtless) boyfriend. 

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[ynbabe]

Do you think you could write a smau with Yuki or Daniel with a male reader who is like 6'-6'4 and they kinda have a gay panic moment and reader is just subtly flirting with them through captions and comments...

If not than that's ok, have a great day/night

ahhhhh this is such a cute idea, I went with Danny ric for this one cause the yuki to 6'4 reader height difference would be too mean 😭

y/nfsnweek

y/nfsnweek new shoot coming out @/alphatauri

y/nfsnweek excited to meet all the cool guys at @/vcarbf1team

vcarbf1team we're excited to meet you!! username YOU'RE MEETING DANIEL AND YUKI?? y/nfsnweek perks of the job 🤷‍♂️

username HELLO??? father what do you mean you're modelling for an f1 team??

username girl they were a fashion brand first 😭

username omg does this mean Y/n's going to a race? He has to right?

username every time I find out abt this man's height I need to log off cause WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS CUTIE IS FUCKING 6'4???

username tall king

username imagine him next to Yuki 😂

username they wouldn't even fit in the camera screen together 💀

vcarbf1team

vcarbf1team our drivers through the eyes of @/y/nfsnweek

y/nfsnweek need a pass for every race pls

vcarbf1team we got you king 💪

yukitsunoda no comments, no one talk to me, deleting all social media

username omg yuki 😭 bbg it's not your fault y/n is just freakishly tall

danielricciardo finally someone I had to look up to talk to 😂

yukitsunoda Daniel you're blocked first

username daniel looks at y/n like he wants to eat him, Yuki looks at y/n like he's planning to steal his height

username Danny something you'd like to share with the class???k

Daniel was trying to be normal but there were only very few people he had to look up to talk too and even fewer people who looked like that.

He had accepted he was gay a long time ago but refused to be in a relationship due to the media and his job but there was no way he could ignore the way his heart began racing when he looked into your eyes. The worst part of it was he didn’t even know if you were interested in him, or guys.

One wrong move and his career would be down the drain… again and he couldn’t risk that but he couldn’t stop himself from thinking about you either. This was driving him insane. You were driving him insane and you hadn’t even spoken to him over 10 minutes.

He could always count on Max right? He had never told anyone about Daniel’s secret even when they had been fighting and he was his best friend obviously he was going to cry about this to him.

Why had Max sent him one of Y/n’s Instagram posts? Daniel was not in the mood to stalk his crush only to see him with women all over him.

y/nfsnweek

y/nfsnweek If you know what I did last summer pls let me know

Oh, okay, he liked guys, but did he want Daniel? Y/n was a model, he worked around gorgeous men 24/7 why would he want to be with Daniel?

Daniel couldn't do much more, he could pine and yearn like he had for years before or he could get on with his job and move on like he is used to.

danielricciardo

danielricciardo Enchanté orange edition 🍊

landonorris Papaya edition?

danielricciardo no comments

y/nfsnweek my favourite fruit 🤭

username bro??? username your favourite what 🤨 username oh?

maxverstappen doubles as MV1 merch

danielricciardo @/Landonorris defend your colour

danielricciardo

danielricciardo austingp my home away from home

ynfsnweek suddenly I'm very interested in America

maxverstappen 🤨🤨 ynfsnweek yee haw 😫

username that hat 😮‍💨

username max?? y/n??

username y/n being the first comment on this post is giving

username giving broke back mo-

daniel.jpg

daniel.jpg photo creds to @/lando.jpg

y/nfsnweek Lando needs a raise

lando.jpg it's all him y/nfsnweek fr mans fine asf

username Y/N????

username HELLO???

username if Daniel doesn't respond to y/n rn its going to get real embarrassing real quick

Daniels's head was reeling, what did Lando mean you were flirting with him under his posts? Weren't all those comments PR? Should he text you? but what if you didn't like him? But what if you did? Fuck.

Daniel texted you, why had he texted you? Did he not like you? Did your comments make him uncomfortable? You were not above crying till the sun rose and the tears were already ready.

But first you had to yell at the little gremlin that probably caused this, cause you may die of a broken heart and embarrassment but you weren't going alone.

Now back to Daniel, who was probably going to block and you were going to get your contract cut and-

Oh? oh? And where had that sudden burst of confidence come from?

On the other end, Daniel was losing his mind.

Oh

Oh...

HE LIKES ME?? HE LIKES ME!! He couldn't believe he was acting like a teenager right now but he was kicking his feet and giggling. You were the literal man of his dreams and you liked him back!

Daniel was going to die but at least it'd be from happiness this time and you? You were screaming into your pillow, stalking the man's Instagram, blushing thinking about the date.

[il-miele-che-scrive]

Please have your asks open okay so hear me out

Charles Leclerc x Greek ! F1 driver ! Reader

You can choose the brand anything Ferrari because I want it to be like a little rivalry to lovers . Social media au or not . Reader being in f1 more time than Charles or Charles with rookie reader .

Thank you in advance

Hello!! I decided to go with rookie reader, hoping you'll like it❤️🙏

scuderiaferrari We are thrilled to announce a historic moment in Formula 1 as we welcome Y/n Y/l/n to our racing family! 🚀 Introducing Y/n Y/l/n, the first woman to compete in F1 since the iconic Lella Lombardi in 1976, and proudly representing Greece! 🇬🇷 Teaming up with our Charles Leclerc, Y/n brings a fresh wave of skill, determination and passion to the track. Together they'll conquer the 2024 season with the iconic Prancing Horse🐎

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yourusername I feel extremely honored to become a part of this family❤️

username1 Miss girl has no idea what she signed up for 💀 wishing her all the best tho

username2 A GIRL, GUYS WE FINALLY GOT A GIRL IN F1

username3 I have a bad feeling about this...

↳username1 wtf? care to explain?

username3 By the summer break she'll have hooked up with half the grid

username1 bye I'm not even participating in this conversation, misogynistic brain rot

carlossainz55 Goodluck @/yourusername 💪

↳yourusername Thank you Carlos 🙏

↳username4 Help why does his comment seem kinda salty

username2 wdym salty lol he literally wished her goodluck

username5 I get him tho, a girl stole his seat

username2 what "stealing" are you talking about? his contract expired, they didn't prolong it and went with some fresh blood that happened to be a woman, not to mention you have to be like the best of the best to get into F1, there was def no stealing done

charles_leclerc Exciting times ahead, let's see if you can keep up

↳yourusername Buckle up 🤠

↳username2 now THAT'S what I'd call a salty comment

username5 Charles forgot they're on the same team lol

achi_of_greece Hellenic Hurricane 🌪

↳yourusername I'll never escape from this nickname will I? 🫶

↳username1 NOT Y/N HAVING LITERAL ROYALTY UNDER A POST ABOUT HER

↳username3 Let's see if the hellenic hurricane can keep up with Lighting McQueen

username4 keep up? 🤡 miss girl will beat his ass up

username5 once again, i kindly remind, they are a TEAM!

lewishamilton History in the making

↳yourusername Omg sir Lewis Hamilton I'm gonna cry 🥹

username1 Y/n being a fangirl just like us

username4 she's so real for this frfr

oscarpiastri Finally🥴it was a bit lonely

↳yourusername Hi f2 bestie 🫶

logansargeant What about me

yourusername you know Oscar and I love you!!

f1 A historic day at the Imola Circuit as Y/n Y/l/n, the Hellenic Hurricane, wins the Emilia Romagna Grand Prix! Congratulations to Y/n and the entire Ferrari team for this outstanding performance.

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yourusername A dream come true honestly 😭🙏

↳carlossainz55 Great job👏

↳lewishamilton So proud

↳username4 Someone explain why the 7 (8)times WC and Charles' ex teammate are more supportive than Charles himself

username2 I think it might be an ego thing? He could be jealous? Personally I think it's Ferrari's fault, they kinda messed up the friendship between CL and CS too at the end

username5 yeah Y/n is definitely the 'favorite child' to Ferrari because she's new and they want to focus more on her or smth

maxverstappen1 Well deserved

↳yourusername THANK YOU MAX

↳username6 Why is Max here and Charles is not😭

username1 A GIRL. IN FERRARI. WINNING IN ITALY. I WASN'T READY FOR THIS

username2 The haters are pretty quiet rn

username4 No cuz I was gonna ask if she found a therapist yet... But she might not need it

username6 Excuse me it's been a few weeks and we get a Y/n win already?? I love it here

landonorris Max Verstappen is screaming crying throwing up

↳maxverstappen1 I'm literally not

landonorris You must admit it was refreshing not having to listen to the Dutch anthem again

oscarpiastri Best rookie fr

↳yourusername I learn from the best (even though you didn't have a win in your rookie year)

oscarpiastri Wdym i didn't, i won sprint in Qatar. Not to mention rookie of the year

yourusername Yeah yeah, stop flexing pookie

logansargeant Go bestie

↳yourusername Can't fvck with these hoes cuz they messy 💅

username7 live laugh love Y/n

username1 the Verstappen curse has ended🙏

↳username3 you know it's probs her first and last victory in F1 right?

username1 I just wonder why is Charles so quiet

charles_leclerc Congrats 👍

↳username7 not Charles commenting after people started to wonder why he didn't say anything 😭

↳yourusername How did you enjoy looking at the back of my car? Oh wait, you couldn't even see it from P8

username1 maybe it was better when Charles didn't comment 💀

username3 if that was how my teammate talks to me I'd be pissed too

username1 if this is angrily my name is Ayrton Senna

username2 pls if he was angry, it was only cuz he's in love with her but can't do anything about it

↳username3 he can, they're both single, if he wanted he would've, but he knows they have to keep it professional

username2 that's why I said he can't do anything, literally. i predict a relationship the moment one of them leaves ferrari (or f1 in general)

username4 dude is so in love it's embarrassing

username5 I just know he's thinking about unholy things

↳username7 angry sex lmao imagine

username6 oh to have someone who'll look at me the same way Charles looks at Y/n

username7 okay so my theory is they're attracted to each other okay? but neither of them can talk about emotions, but they tried to have a talk about it, which turned into an argument cuz both are short tempered pookies

↳username3 this is so delusional 🤡 why would they talk about it in that exact moment?

username7 let a girl fantasize

↳username5 quietly manifesting this to be true

↳username2 I'll never believe in true love if this doesn't turn out to be real

username8 No cuz hear me out guys. The LONGING gaze in the second picture? There is chemistry between them whether they admit it or not

↳username6 I totally see it, that is the stare of a man in love with the woman he's just argued with. Look at him. He doesn't look angry. He looks upset. Why? Because they had this argument and didn't make up. Now he's worried they'll get in the cars and something bad will happen either to him or Y/n and... You can imagine how the rest goes

username3 And i thought the previous person was delulu wtf

username9 I can die happily the day I see CharlesY/n happen

↳username7 be careful what you wish for, I feel like it can happen sooner than we'd expect

username10 I need to know HOW didn't Y/n fold after being looked at like this

username11 My friend went to Monaco for the GP and she has a paddock pass, she told me she overheard Y/n talk to some girl from her team that she liked Charles AND they even had "THE talk"™ (which could mean they did "IT"?), but Y/n can't imagine a relationship with him

↳username3 out of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most

↳username1 I can see that, they're very similar - competitive, short tempered - each of them is like a ticking bomb alone, so in a romantic relationship they would be truly a nuclear weapon (which doesn't mean I don't want it to happen)

yourusername A great day for some karting 🥴 summer break!

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username1 did I gaslight myself that hard or she's really in the number 16?

↳username5 nah, I see that too

↳username2 girlie giving us hints, is it soft launching yet?

username2 16 I'M SCREAMING

username4 enemies to lovers?

↳username3 when were they enemies?

username4 well they never seemed very fond of each other

username3 then just say rivals 💀

charles_leclerc You forgot to mention I won this time

↳yourusername first and last time you got a higher place than me

username4 I can see them having "the winner gets to be on top" kinda bets

↳landonorris 👀

username1 LANDO KNOWS SOMETHING

username11 i told yall, there's too much tension between Y/n and Charles to not be AT LEAST fuck buddies

oscarpiastri What's the longest you can go without being on track?

↳yourusername Mate as I'm writing this I'm waiting for a plane home, won't sit behind the wheel for like a week or more 😭

↳username2 Y/n is dedicated to her job

yourusername είσαι η αγάπη μου❤️🤍

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username1 the red and white hearts?? just saying but they're colors of the Monaco flag

↳username2 and the guy lowkey looks like Charles🤔

username3 looks like Charles? The best you can see is the back of his head

username2 and it looks exactly like Charles' 😌

francisca.cgomes Where credits for the last pic?

↳username4 KIKA WHAT ARE U DOING HERE

↳yourusername Pierre said not to tag either of you 😭 safety reasons or something 🙄

username4 AND PIERRE IS THERE?

username3 Okay, she's in a relationship, y'all can stop shipping Charles with her

↳username5 wdym 💀 this is literally Charles

username3 And y'all say that based on the back of his head, delusional

oscarpiastri @/landonorris and I want an invitation next time

↳yourusername Sorry pookie, it's not for kids

landonorris I'm not a kid

yourusername Then don't act like one

username5 lmao Ferrari had no idea they're getting a sassy queen

username6 Y/n is in love 🥹

↳username2 She's winning, she's in love, what else could a girl want?

username7 Not the soft launch as if we didn't know it's literally her teammate

username1 WHAT.

username2 I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU.

username3 You know it's totally normal for friends to hang out? I'd take it as they finally made up

↳username2 UP OR OUT

↳username4 they totally look like just friends, sure😐

username5 IN HER HOMETOWN 😭 HE MET HER FAMILY

↳username7 I'm super curious how it went. "Mom, dad, this is Charles my teammate, I hate his guts. Oh, and we're also lovers"

username6 So where is the person who said they can die happily when CharlesY/n turns out to be real?

↳username2 dead probs lmao

username7 The power couple we needed 😭

username8 imagine their PR team lurking onto gossip pages seeing this

↳username1 I know FOR A FACT that the pr people do look at the gossip accounts

username9 Y'all remember how once someone said Y/n will hook up with half the grid? Staring with the teammate is easy, let's see who'll be next

↳username3 Yeah, I'm so surprised it didn't happen earlier

↳username2 stay mad lol Y/n is living her best life with the man she loves

username5 THIS and it doesn't matter that they met through being on the same team

username6 They knew each other before tho! Y/n used to be friends with Arthur, so she def met Charles in the past

username3 Oh so she tried to get with Arthur but because it didn't work out she went for Charles?

username6 That's literally not what I said. She was friends with Arthur. FRIENDS

username3 You know there's no such thing as friendship between a man and a woman?

username6 look at who is delulu now 🤡 I'm not having this conversation

charles_leclerc Partners on and off the track

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username1 Man literally said fuck a soft launch 😭

↳username2 as he should! we've been dying for them to announce it

yourusername Je t'aime 🩷

↳charles_leclerc Je t'aime avec tes défauts et tes qualités

yourusername EXCUSE ME

yourusername DO YOU THINK I CANT USE TRANSLATOR?

yourusername WHAT "DÉFAUTS" YOU MEAN? I HAVE NO DÉFAUTS

charles_leclerc That's adorable ❤️

pierregasly Remind me, who took the first photo? 🤔

↳yourusername Kika did 🫶 @/francisca.cgomes

francisca.cgomes First and foremost I am the biggest CharlesY/n fan

pierregasly But you took the pic with my phone, I am the author just as much 🙄

francisca.cgomes No❤️

landonorris OH

landonorris I thought you won't have the balls to hard launch

↳yourusername The balls are there indeed

yourusername And more

landonorris EWWWW TMI

yourusername 😐

landonorris exactly my face rn

oscarpiastri So that's why Lando and I weren't invited

↳yourusername It's a couples trip 🤷‍♀️ there wasn't space for the Aussie and his emotional support extrovert

oscarpiastri fuck Lando, what about the Aussie and his GIRLFRIEND?

oscarpiastri Because I do have a girlfriend, you know?

landonorris HEY that's mean

logansargeant I can't say I didn't see it coming

↳username1 We all did, Logan

↳yourusername You were literally the first person I told about my crush on Charles...

logansargeant But who said I believed it would work out?

oscarpiastri HE was the first to know?

yourusername And you were the first to know about the night Charles spent in my hotel room in Monaco

charles_leclerc You talk to them about these things, chérie?

yourusername Don't act like you didn't run to Lando to tell him all about it on the next day

username4 So the theories were real after all, the spicy night in Y/n's hotel room was the cause of their argument

↳username3 She didn't say that...

username4 But it's obvious. Look - the night happened, they felt weird about it and boom there goes the argument. It makes a lot of sense

username5 However it happened, I'm glad it happened

username6 What happens now? Are they even allowed to be a couple?

↳username7 wdym allowed lol it's better than if they were from different teams, they'd have to sign NDA or something

username6 Isn't the team worried they'll distract each other or something?

username7 At least they'll be traumatized together

scuderiaferrari 🇬🇷❤️🇲🇨

↳username6 The team is indeed not worried

yourusername The benefits of having birthday during the summer break

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username1 I love the Y/n and Charles/Kika and Pierre friend group

↳username2 they're everything I want fr

username4 okay but I NEED to know whose idea the cake was

↳username2 I would expect it from Logan and Oscar, honestly, but they weren't in Greece with them

↳yourusername ofc it was Kika's idea!!

francisca.cgomes and I'm proud of it

logansargeant It hurts to know you're making new friends 🙄

↳yourusername I figured I needed some girl friend after spending so much time with you and Oscar 🙄

logansargeant Do you even remember about us anymore?

oscarpiastri I bet 10 of your american dollars that she doesn't

yourusername how could I forget? You two still haunt me in my nightmares 🫶

username1 lmao Charles wakes up screaming box box and Y/n wakes up screaming what's a kilometer and shoe thongs 😭

yourusername that's an accurate description

charles_leclerc I swear I once heard you talk in your sleep something about running a mile in shoe thongs

yourusername And I don't even know how long a mile is, so you can only imagine how terrifying that was

lewishamilton Happy birthday to my favorite rookie

↳yourusername Every time you appear in my comment section I cry a little

lewishamilton The good tears I hope?

yourusername happiness tears of course😭

username5 Do y'all think Charles is jealous seeing his gf interact with THE Lewis Hamilton?

↳username2 No? Why? Lewis is Y/n's idol so obviously she's gonna fangirl a lil

username6 Y/n being a WAG and a driver at the same time, iconic

username7 My fav wag duo for real

[onigiriico]

Kazui audio drama (t2) - English TL

[ links: Spotify / Youtube ]

I cannot believe my hs philosophy class came in handy as I was translating this. Thanks Milgram your references never fail to astound me

Aaanyways you know how it is,, feel free to send an ask or hit me up on Twitter if you’ve got any questions or other feedback re: this translation etc 💪 (<- sincerely hoping that Twitter DMs still work these days)

⬇️ translation under the cut ⬇️

(door opens)

E: I’ve kept you waiting, Kazui.

K: It’s been a while, Warden-kun.

E: Yeah… It has been.

K: Things have gotten pretty tough inside the prison, but… well, you’ve probably heard all about that from the others already, haven’t you?

E: Yeah… I heard that you protected other prisoners from Kotoko. I owe you my thanks.

K: That much is only natural. However… she really is strong, isn’t she? I mean, I’ve experienced some fights myself, but [going up against] a woman like her was a first.

E: Hm… Is she strong enough that even you can’t stop her from doing harm?

K: Well, in cases like this, it’s generally the heavier person who ends up winning. After all, if she really does have proper killing intent, I can’t afford to let her injure anyone. It’s difficult, isn’t it.

E: Is that so…

K: I was afraid that it’d come to this from the very beginning. There’s a lot of young kids here, too. It’d be hard for anyone to keep a decent mentality in a situation like this.

E: …You’re pretty rational.

K: I wonder. Maybe it’s because I’m used to violence. Even so… I couldn’t make it for Shiina-chan. I feel responsible for [what happened to] her.

E: …

K: Well, rest assured, though. As long as I can move, I’ll be protecting [the others]. After all, it’s pretty much just me who can fight her on equal terms.

E: Mikoto, too.

K: Ah… yeah. Like back when he went out of control, right? I can’t quite read him, though… If both of them were to attack us, it’s possible that we’d suffer a total defeat. 

E: A total defeat…?

K: If that happens, this prison game would probably come to an end as well. All of that depends on your judgment, right, Warden-kun? Who will be forgiven by you and who won’t be…

E: What are you trying to say?

K: If at all possible, I would like you to choose a method that will not get any more people hurt. That’s what I’m saying.

E: So you’re telling me to forgive you?

K: (laughs) Oi, oi…! Don’t look at me like that.

E: I’m the Warden. If I forgive you, I forgive you. If I don’t, I don’t. There’s no other factors to it.

K: (sighs) Wouldn’t it be okay? I mean, this situation with prisoners being hurt wasn’t what you wanted either, was it?

E: …

K: Just pretend that you’re looking at our sins, and make your judgment with the protection of the prisoners in mind. After all, nobody can read your mind – so that much craftiness would be fine, don’t you think?

E: Hmph. That’s a very “you” kind of pretentious solution.

K: It’s the most natural conclusion, isn’t it? Do you think it’s a sin to lie in order to protect people?

E: That would be Kant.

K: Kant?

E: A philosopher who stated that lying is inherently a sin, no matter the circumstances.

K: Huh…

E: Apparently, even if your friend is being chased by a murderer and the murderer asks you about their whereabouts, you shouldn’t lie, according to Kant.

K: That’s ridiculous. If you can save someone by telling a lie, that’s what you should do.

E: However… You killed someone with your lies, didn’t you?

K: … Ah… You forgave me, didn’t you? Aren’t you being especially strict towards me?

E: Am I?

K: Mmh, it’s obvious. You said you would figure out my murder by watching the footage of my mind. Is this the result of that?

E: You were unfaithful, right? That’s stupid.

K: Hmm…

E: The reason I forgave you was because I was lacking details. I still don’t understand your true feelings or how things got to that point, either.

K: I see.

E: It was extremely hard to understand. Even with all of that poetry, though, your self-absorbed nature was more than obvious.

K: Ohh my… That’s quite the sweeping generalization, even though you forgave me.

E: It’s a personal dislike of mine. People who act based on their sexual urges like that, that is.

K: It’s personal?

E: Yeah. That’s right.

K: That’s strange. I did think that, despite being neutral as a Warden, you had some things you dislike, but…

E: …

K: Isn’t it unusual to openly reveal a personal dislike as a personal dislike?

E: You’re splitting hairs.

K: Seems like you really disliked my crime… I get it! Maybe it was because you’re so young, which is to say… …

E: Hah? Stop staring at me so openly. It’s disgusting.

K: …

E: …! (punches him)

(clattering)

E: (sighs) Now I feel better.

K: — Ow…! What are you doing all of a sudden…?!

E: It was an instinctive reaction. Don’t take it personally.

K: Would you stop just punching me in the face without hesitation? … (sighs) Anyways… that’s how it is, huh? That’s how it is…?

E: Hah?

K: I didn’t even consider this a possibility… Personal impressions sure can be scary.

E: If you say any more things than this that I don’t get, I’m hitting you again.

K: Geez, cut out the hysterics… Hmm, if it’s like this, that explains some things, though. I don’t have kids, but I’ve heard that this is what it’s like.

E: Hey. Stop blabbering on while looking like you know it all. It’s obnoxious.

K: Hahaha! But you know what? You’re wrong.

E: …? What are you talking about?

K: You’re wrong.

E: …

K: You said I was unfaithful – in other words, that I cheated or committed adultery of some kind.

E: Yeah. That’s what I deduced from your footage.

K: It’s not true. It didn’t even turn into infidelity. It didn’t turn into anything like that. For me… In my case, you see.

E: … You’re married… You’re a married man, aren’t you?

K: Hm? Yeah, that’s right. Oh, right, I never told you, did I?

E: You’ve taken off your ring.

K: … Right… I did take it off, huh. Right…

E: Yeah.

K: Mh. … I do carry it with me, though. See? – I was forgiven. My feelings were validated. So… maybe that means that I don’t have to do this anymore? Thanks to that, I was feeling better when the second trial started… I really do feel sorry about that. Towards my wife.

E: If that ring is a symbol of punishment to you… There really is nothing that could possibly be more cruel towards her.

K: Mmh.

E: Marriage is something that both partners want equally, isn’t it? It’s something you can’t do if only one person wants it. Deciding to treat it as a punishment all on your own… You’re making a mockery out of it.

K: I really am. Ah… She must have thought so as well. My wife, that is.

E: I’ve said this before: You’re a liar. Those lies have killed a person.

K: (sighs)

E: I forgave you. While I wasn’t sure yet, I thought that it didn’t seem like you killed her directly, and with all sorts of things taken into consideration, I judged that your murder was not a sin. However. That doesn’t mean that I’m praising your nature as a liar.

K: Yeah. I believe you’re right about that.

E: In short – between love and hate, [I would say] I hate you. Remember that.

K: … I get that.

E: Huh?

K: I despise myself for lying, too. Being a liar, you see – it’s painful.

E: Heh. Then just–

K: So I’ve tried to change! I’ve tried to change. I have tried to stop lying to myself and others!

E: …

K: I’ve confided in others. I’ve tried to be myself! I’ve tried to just be the way I was born!

E: …Hey, Kazui–

K: It’s not my lies that killed her. She’s dead because I stopped lying to her! If I had just kept lying- She wouldn’t have died…!

E: Kazui…

K: I can’t live unless I lie. That’s how I was born… I’m pathetic, aren’t I?

E: (sighs) I really can’t seem to understand you.

K: …

E: Just when I thought you weren’t letting out any of your true feelings and cleverly hiding your actual emotions… Now here you are, drowning in self-loathing like this.

K: (weak laugh) An old man in unstable condition… that’s not something you’d wanna see, is it. Sorry about that.

E: You know, about Kant…

K: Ah, the one who said you shouldn’t lie even if your friend might get killed.

E: From his point of view, if your friend dies because you didn’t lie, there’s no causal connection between the two… or so I’ve heard.

K: I don’t think so, though…

E: Even if you don’t lie, your friend might survive. And if you do lie, your friend might end up dying on a different occasion. That’s the reason why you’re supposed to always tell the truth.

K: …That’s convincing.

E: It’s not really.

K: Yeah, it’s not.

E: It may not be, but… I thought that for someone who has failed in their attempts to be honest, it might be a [saving] grace so they won’t end up doubting honesty in its entirety.

K: …

E: I still don’t know what happened, but… isn’t it okay to be proud that you made an effort to be honest in the first place?

K: … You’re so kind all of a sudden.

E: I just said what I was thinking. And besides – I forgave you. I made it as if your sin wasn’t a sin at all. And yet, you don’t seem the slightest bit relieved.

K: I know right.

E: Everyone else seems more or less liberated by the fact that they were forgiven.

K: That’s right.

E: Just from that… I understand that having your feelings approved of by someone else can have a major impact on the development of one’s personality.

K: …

E: However… You have not forgiven yourself. That’s why you can’t change.

K: …

E: Alternatively, even if your lying self was forgiven… it would still do nothing to help you.

K: …Aah, you really are impressive. You think so much.

E: I am watching over ten troublesome prisoners, after all. Even if I don’t want to, I’m being relied on.

K: I haven’t forgiven myself… even if my lies are forgiven, it won’t resonate [with me]. It might just be both of these. All the lies I’ve told are tying me down. Ever since I was little, I’ve never truly opened myself to anyone. But in the end, people can’t be saved if they don’t [open up]. And by now, it’s gotten to a point where I can’t do it by myself anymore…

(machinery whirrs, bell rings)

K: I did think Milgram would be able to force its way past that, though.

E: Is that an attempt at provocation?

K: You didn’t manage to reach my sin.

E: …

K: Even though I want you to… Milgram isn’t so great after all, is it?

E: …Heh. Don’t push yourself too hard, after all that whining from earlier.

K: Ha. [This is] the wish of a liar who’s reached a dead end – come and figure out my lies, Milgram. And, Es… please, free me from these lies.

E: Yeah. Leave it to me. – Prisoner no.7, Kazui. Sing your sins.

[whoistartaglia]

Stawwwwp your stuff is so cute!!💖💖💖

If requests are open, may I ask for playing with Wanderer, Tighnari, and Kaeya's hair?

Thank you! And I hope you have a great rest of your day/night ✨️

very thankful for this request💪 i’ve been thinking about this idea for a while now

playing with his hair

wanderer

wanderer usually likes it when it’s him playing with your hair, but tonight you wanted to switch it up a bit. when you’re cuddling together and your hands start to thread into his hair, wanderer point blank turns to you and asks in an almost offended tone, “what are you doing?”

“playing with your hair,” you respond, gently tugging on another lock. you pause and look into his eyes. “is that okay?”

when wanderer doesn’t respond, you let his hair slip through your fingers.

“i’ll stop,” you whisper.

“no, it’s…” wanderer searches for the right word.

you wait patiently in silence. wanderer thinks you look like a confused puppy with your head tilted to the side. your eyes certainly remind him of one, always filled with adoration. for him. sometimes, he still can’t believe it.

“nice,” he finishes at last, sounding like it’s the first time he’s ever said the word. wanderer settles back down so you don’t have to see his face—though, that doesn’t hide the redness in his ears. he clears his throat. “you can keep going.”

his voice is ridiculously soft, but when you let out a teasing, “are you sure?” it turns back to rought concrete.

“yes,” tight, unyielding. you can picture him rolling his eyes. “i’m sure.”

you laugh and once again start running your fingers through his hair. he eventually falls asleep, and if you manage fight through your own dropping eyelids, you’ll hear him murmur your name, said like a scared prayer to a benevolent god.

tighnari

oh, when you start playing with tighnari’s hair, the man turns to puddy in your hand. nevermind the teasing attitude or sarcastic indifference he gives you during the day. at night, when you’re massaging his head with small, light circles, tighnari’s edges smooth out. not that they were never too rigid to begin with—at least, not with you—but the tension in his face will evaporate and he’ll have this content, peaceful smile on his face that lingers even into sleep.

and if you start playing his ears? first, consider yourself lucky that you’re allowed such a privilege; second, he might literally melt like ice under the desert sun; third, should you call him out on such softness, he will absolutely deny it.

“blushing?” he muses. he blinks open his eyes, and you feel bad you woke him from sleep. your guilt vanishes when he states: “i don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“oh?” you bring the back of your hand to his cheek. “i don’t know. seems pretty warm to me…”

he brushes off your hand with a small protest in the back of his throat.

“it’s warm because it’s hot here. that’s all.”

“oh, yes. i’m freezing.”

“[name],” tighnari sighs.

“tighnari,” you respond. he looks up at you with a pout—a pout, for archon’s sake—and you can’t help but laugh. “okay, okay. i’ll let it go.”

tighnari relaxes back down. you start running a light finger over the back of his ears, and tighnari sighs again, content. quietly, you lean down and whisper, barely able to keep the amusement from your voice: “but you totally are blushing.”

kaeya

kaeya loves it when you braid his hair. he just thinks your fingers are so gentle when you’re tugging and pulling at his hair in forming the braid. honestly, he’ll let you do anything you want to his hair, aside from cutting it all off. (even then, he might at least consider it, though he’d never let you go through with it).

you’ll be braiding his hair one night, same routine as ever, when you realize something. you tug on a strand and it doesn’t come free; neither does the adjcent strand next to it.

your fingers still, and your heart drops to the bottom of the ocean. in trying a new type of braid, you’ve created a knot in kaeya’s hair.

“well?” kaeya asks some time after you stopped. “did you finish?”

he goes to run a hand over the braid and you stop him, quickly lacing it with yours. now kaeya does turn, an eyebrow raised, a pointed glance at your entwined hands.

“not that this isn’t lovely,” he starts, squeezing your hand lightly, “but i do feel like there’s another motive at play here.”

“not at all,” you say, averting your gaze.

kaeya makes to touch his hair with his other hand, to which you also grab and hold in your own.

“okay, [name], sweetling, now i’m a concerned. please tell me you didn’t rip off a chunk of my hair.”

“you would’ve felt it,” you grumble. but then you sigh and shyly tell him, “…but i might have made a knot.”

kaeya studies your face, and after a second, he surprises you by placing a peck on your lips.

“what was that for?” you ask, embarassed.

“because you look so worried,” kaeya responds with a sigh. he worries for you sometimes, he really does. “don’t worry. it can’t be that bad. though,” he glanced at your hands again, still entwined, “i’d find some comfort in finding out for myself.”

you reluctantly release one hand. kaeya touches the knot and reassures you once again it’s really nothing. you both work to get it out before you’re back to braiding it again. though, it’s kind of difficult now.

kaeya still won’t let your other hand go.

[mynicosensesaretingling]

hiii ! I saw your post about the elections , i hope you’ll be okay over there even with those results ! Could i request a oneshot or some HC about brocedes with a reader who’s really burnout and struggling through med school ? If writing about the brocedes together is a no-no for you, just lewis or max would be just as fine ! take care ! 👋 from France

thank you for your request and the warmest greetings back to you! 💓

Here are your HCs, I hope you enjoy them:

-Nico immediately notices when you’re feeling off. His sharp attention to detail extends beyond the track, and he’s always quick to check in with you. He’ll sit you down with a cup of tea and listen to you vent, making sure you feel heard.

-If everything becomes too much to you, he gladly takes on the role of the planner, trying to organize a “study schedule” for you , complete with color-coded breaks. He’s determined to help you balance work and rest. He swears by his "methodical approach" and keeps saying, "Efficiency is the key to success!" like it’s his personal mantra. Knowing full well that burnout is something you can’t push through. He even plans study breaks filled with distractions to get you out of your head.

-If he’s not with you, expect him to send you motivational messages at random times. “Just one more chapter, you’ve got this! 💪” and “The finish line is in sight! Proud of you.” He’s very big on helping you visualize success.

-Lewis has been through the highs and lows of intense pressure, so he’s always dropping little nuggets of wisdom about mental strength and perseverance, making it his mission to remind you to not be so hard on yourself.

-When he finds out you’re overworking yourself, he’ll say things like, “You wouldn’t want me to race an F1 car at full speed every day without maintenance, right? So why are you doing that to yourself?”

-Expect Lewis to show up with (vegan) treats or comfort food, gently reminding you that self-care is just as important as studying.

-Despite their rivalry on the track, Nico and Lewis put all of that aside to create a support system for you. They understand what it means to be under immense pressure, so they tag-team in making sure you don’t fall too deep into a burnout.

-They most likely just push their way into your apartment with such ease, like this wasn’t the first time they’d interrupted your study sessions.

-Nico is more practical, offering to help you with organization and structure, while Lewis is all about positive energy and mental health. Together, they provide a well-rounded support system, making sure you feel supported both mentally and physically.

-They’d likely throw in some playful banter between them just to make you smile. “Don’t let Nico make you study too hard; remember who won the most races,” Lewis might say, with Nico replying, “You can’t meditate your way through med school, Lewis. Trust me, the best way to succeed is with a plan.” Lewis, shoots him a cheeky grin,“Yeah? How’d your plan go in 2016? Oh right, you retired after one win.” Throwing a pen at Lewis, Nico laughs. “I’m still a world champion. And unlike you, I don’t make people meditate through stressful situations.”

-They plan a "med school pit stop" day, where they whisk you away for an entire day of fun and relaxation. Whether it’s a day trip to a spa, a race day, or just chilling at home with movies and food, they make sure you’re not thinking about school for at least a few hours.

[itsmealaiah]

"Morning love"

TW: sleepy morning sex, fingering, anal sex, just a good old billstav fic

A/n: @20doozers gave me some motivation for this 💪💪💓💓 love u man

Rating: under 15 dni please and thank you

"Bill, time to get up" Gustav whispered in his boyfriend's ear, rubbing his hips and leaving a kiss on his shoulder blade. Bill groaned sleepily, not ready just yet to start his day. "let me sleep, asshole" he spoke, burying himself back in the covers.

Gustav ignored his tired whines, gently slipping them off and revealing bill's body to him. "Give them back, it's cold" he argued, burying his face into the pillow. Gustav shook his head, running his hands down bill's body. Bill wiggled his hips subconsciously, trying to gain more warmth as his boyfriend's hands drifted up and down his frame. He gently kissed bill's shoulder blade, grabbing some lube from the bedside table.

Bill looked a bit calmer now, like he was slowly accepting the fact that he was going to have to get up. His eyes were more widened, and he saw Gustav grabbing the bottle of lube. He murmured, putting his head back into the pillow, letting Gustav do whatever he was going to do. Gustav smiled, popping open the lube and coating two of his fingers with it to start.

He put some around the rim of bill's hole, and slid one finger in. Bill breathed hotly against the pillow, grinding against Gustav's hand, trying to gain more friction. "shh, just relax, okay?" He whispers in bill's ear, sliding his finger in deeper and gently touching his prostate. A loud gasp escapes bill's mouth as he feels the touch on his sweet spot, and he furrows his brows in pleasure.

"That feel good honey?" He murmurs, adding another finger, stretching bill's pink hole wider. Bill nods, letting out a small mewl. "y-yes" Gustav grins to himself, working his fingers against bill's prostate with an intense expression, making bill see stars. Bill looks back at Gustav with lidded, hazy eyes, biting his lip.

Gustav took his fingers out, stripping himself of his boxers and getting a condom, along with coating himself in more lube. Once he was prepped, he slid into bill. "You look so pretty right now" he whispered, shoving himself deeper into his lover. Bill only moaned in response, trying to grip onto something, anything, to ground himself while the sensations of bliss and pleasure swarmed his body.

Gustav thrust inside of him, inching towards bill's sweet spot. "Gus-gusti" bill whimpered. "shh, shh. just feel" Gustav coerced, sliding his hands over bill's, guiding him. "you're being such a good boy" he murmured, kissing the back of bill's neck. Another thrust, and Gustav hit bill's prostate, causing bill to cry out and grip gustav's hand hard. "did i find it baby?" bill nods, moving back against the older boy for more friction.

Gustav kept on hitting bill's prostate, trying to get him to the edge. He leaned down, whispering sinful things in bill's ear and driving a bit harder into him. "taking me so well" he chuckled, feeling bill's legs start to shake. "c-close" bill whimpered. Gustav reached around, gripping bill's cock and stroking slowly, getting his lover off.

Bill squeaked as he came in gustav's hand, spilling cum over the sheets and some even onto his pillow. He mewled as gustav rode him through his high, seeing stars in his vision and then gustav was off of him, cleaning him up and holding him in his arms. "You finally ready to get up?"

[multifandomfanfic]

A Fernando Alonso x driver!reader Insta AU Series

A/N: As a disclaimer: I actually don’t mind Haas (Nico is the loml), so I don’t know why or when I decided to hate on them in this fic. I did not go into writing this thinking I would. It just kind of happened. Also, please excuse the bad “Competitors” graphic. It is 12:18 a.m. I am not doing too hot. 

Anyways, please enjoy! This parts mostly to establish who Y/N is (besides you ofc), then we’ll get into the better stuff :). Let me know your comments/questions/concerns after you read it, or if you want to be added to the taglist for the series!

f1

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f1: BREAKING: Y/N Y/L/N has signed with the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 team on a multi-year contract from 2023 onwards.

yourusername: So incredibly grateful for this opportunity and excited to hit the track this season!

mercedesamgf1: Very happy to have you, Y/N! Welcome to the team!

pierregasly: I see you’re also doing the ol’ switcheroo

yourusername: you copied me

pierregasly: preposterous

susie_wolff: We continue to be so proud of you! You’re an inspiration to so many women and girls!

yourusername: Thank you so much, Susie. You know how much that means to me! 💕💕

sebastianvettel: sorry I couldn’t race with you another year, but i’m so excited to see how you do and how much you achieve!

yourusername: thank you, seb! i appreciate it so much 🥺🫶

user202: FINALLY y/n is getting out of that shit team

fanaccount1: as much as i support her, i’m sorry to see her leave haas. they did everything they could for her and she just goes to another team once her contract expires.

user014: she’s under no obligation to stay with them. she proved her worth and she’s smart to go to another team that isn’t underfunded. she had the team’s first podium seven years

user837: just another woman ruining something men created 🙄

fanaccount2: excuse me?? obviously, you’re not very educated in this sport that “men created,” because if you were, you’d know that y/n is one of the best up and coming drivers since forever. last year, she got eighth in the drivers’ championship in a haas. a HAAS. and she won the f2 championship the year before that. once she gets into mercedes’ far superior car she’ll finally be able to receive the results she deserves.

user162: preach 👏👏👏

f1

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f1: And here’s your starting grid for the first GP of the season!

landonorris: ready for this 💪💪💪

alphataurif1: new season, new possibilities!!

user101: how did sargeant do better than de vries??

fanaccount3: nooooo pierreeeee 😭

user628: y/n outscoring lewis??? omg???

fanaccount4: we already KNOW this is going to be a good season

user552: as long as she takes at least one podium from max i’ll be ok :)

user012: jesus i wish people would stop shitting on max. he’s literally doing his job like the rest of them.

fanaccount5: OMG if we get some alonso/y/l/n competition this year i’ll be so happy 

user268: i hope so like can you imagine??? two legends in their own rights fighting?? that would be so cool

f1

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f1: your 1st, 3rd, and 2nd drivers of the day 🥳🏆

fanaccount6: admin decided the color scheme was prettier and put y/n in the middle

f1: yes 🥰

mercedesamgf1: First race and first podium of the season 😍

yourusername: So proud of the team!

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redbullracing: Incredible job!

user837: you say, as checo is probably being chewed out by horner rn

astonmartinf1: here’s to an exciting season 🥂🏆

fanaccount3: i haven’t seen that exciting of a race in forever! alonso and y/n legit started 5th and 6th and battled for the podium the entire time

user105: it was pretty awesome

fanaccount1: but did you see (when y/n was in 2nd in like lap 50) how close she got to max?? like there was a two second gap between them for a little while before she had to pit

user696: we stan 💖

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yourusername: Never in my life would I have imagined winning P3 in my first race of a season, let alone my first race of a season with Mercedes. I feel so blessed for this opportunity, and I can assure you, I am not going to let it go to waste. We’ll push to continue this momentum to Saudi Arabia and beyond; we won’t let you down. ✌️😎

(on a less serious note --> jumpscare warning at the end)

vancityreynolds: super race, y/n! you’re the only reason blake watches f1 races with me.

yourusername: omg 🥹 thanks so much!

lewishamilton: I’ve got a good feeling about us this year 💪

yourusername: 💪❤️

susie_wolff: That picture was confidential.  - Toto

yourusername: please don’t fire me

susie_wolff: Heavily considering it.  - Toto

yourusername: 😔

user030: she ATE and left no crumbs

fanaccount3: LITERALLY

fanaccount6: y/n marry me please 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

user827: she’s already my wife actually

fanaccount6: 😭

user582: guenther steiner is rolling on the floor screaming crying rn

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fanaccount7: Everyone saying she’ll be champion when (1) Max is still on the grid and (2) she has drove literally one race for Mercedes. Nobody can predict how the season will play out yet; there simply hasn’t been enough time to see how comfortable all the drivers are in their cars and how they interact with each other.

user455: interact with each other? their jobs are to win. it’s given that everyone will be competitive, so i think it literally just comes down their car and the risks they take. the reason lewis, max, and even schumi were so dominant is that they happened to drive for the team with the most powerful car, and they were willing to go as close to the corners as possible/be super aggressive with other drivers.

but, in the end, i agree with you. i don’t think we can see what’s going to happen in the end yet. personally, though, i think y/n can place higher than she did last year if she keeps doing what she’s doing.

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yourusername: baku <3

olliebearman: Congrats on P2!

yourusername: thank you! congrats on your wins!

logansargeant: great race, y/n!

yourusername: 💕💕💕

landonorris: there were much better pictures of carlos that you could’ve chosen

carlossainz55: Rude.

yourusername: yeah, lando. any photo of carlos is a good photo.

landonorris: 🙄

fanaccount8: 👀👀👀

user914: We love a queen who posts as if she didn’t get P2 in a race yesterday

fanaccount4: although i do like pictures from the actual gp, it is nice to see some normal touristy photos from celebrities

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user914: HOLY CRAP HI Y/N

user777: Another close race! Finally, someone who can challenge Max and gives fan an actually entertaining race!

user267: honestly i think the reason why y/n’s so good is because she knows her cars so well. like, some of the drivers (not all of them), don’t know jack shit about the cars themselves and just know how to drive them. y/n could actually sit down and teach the components of the car to you. i think that’s the difference between her and the others.

fanaccount9: Congratulations, Y/N!

user129: ahhhhhhhhh she’s so pretty 😍😍😍

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f1: how it started --> how it’s going

Congratulations to Y/N on her first ever podium, and on being the first ever woman to do so! 🎉😲

lewishamilton: 🤜🎤

femalesinmsport: You continue to be such an inspiration, Y/N! Congrats on everything.

yourusername: Thank you!

haasf1team: Congratulations on the amazing accomplishment, Y/N!

yourusername: Thank you so much! That means a lot. <3

user725: admin about to get firedddddddddd

fanaccount10: Can’t a team congratulate their former racer?

user725: not when their team principal blew up the way he did when she left

mercedesamgf1: yup, that’s our driver 😎

yourusername: 😎❤️

aussiegrit: Congratulations! Amazing job!

nicholaslatifi: congrats! miss racing with you.

yourusername: thanks, nick! you, too!

pierregasly: how.

yourusername: that’s my secret

dreamlover: I TOLD YOU GUYS. WE CAME BACK.

fanaccount11: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

user236: i have been dreaming of this day for so long 😭

user273: “we”

dreamlover: stfu and be happy

fanaccount6: Y/N is the greatest driver of the 2020s and you can not tell me otherwise

user627: 2020s? how about ever?

user981: induction into the f1 hall of fame when??

fanaccount12: three world champions on the grid, and she manages to be better than two of them. lewis and alonso are quaking in their boots rn.

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[the-sinful-voice-witch]

TIME TO LOVE AMY ROSE part 3:

(another repost of a 2022 post because i miss Amy in the trailer...)

Amy Rose movie Theory time

Ok let's start the theory with why would Amy end up in earth in the first place and how? Well in this theory of mine it will be for similar reasons as Tails and knuckles, few points to remember:

1. The chaos emeralds were conveniently spread out in space by Sonic himself and he and shadow conveniently will need it.

2. Lately the most recent version of Amy in both modern and Classic (that is the perfect version), Amy is someone ready to be a hero and take action and I inspired this theory thanks to this panel over here👇👇👇

You will my girl, you will absolutely prove your are a worthy warrior ( words probably said by Knuckles)

3. Unlike Tails who used his gadgets to know about sonic and about knuckles and how trace him to find him and unlike knuckles who always knew about him and hired people to find him... How would Amy know about sonic in the first place and how will she know how to find him? Are we forgetting something canon that Amy is skilled at besides swinging a hammer?👇👇👇

The fortune cards should be used in the movie your honor, literally Amy knows how to use magic with them cause she always nails it!

Know let's mix all the ingredients, i chose to write this as a prologue back story through Amy's pov:

Hi, nice to meet you my name is Amy Rose😊 and I'm on an important mission to help save a different planet! Isn't it exciting?🤩 Oh yeah you're probably wondering how I ended carrying this mission and how i know where I'm going jeje 🤭cof cof well it's all thanks to this girls over here:- Amy's hands starts shining surrounded by some kind of pink electric light and a deck of cards shows up out of nowhere- impressed? 😏Jiji this are fortune cards and I have mastered the ability to read them and they always tell me things i need to know, oh and these aren't the only thing I can summon, take a look at this: -Amy extended her arm straight with her palm open and again her hand is surrounded by pink electric light, this time the light grows bigger forming a shape and in a blink she is holding a giant hammer- cool isn't it? Your head won't get away uncracked if you fight me fellas😤 😏 I can crack mountains

oh you also wonder where did I get all this stuff? Ok I'll tell you, bring the flashback:

Some years ago i was a little girl who ended up all on her own, i used to help in a food place but I wanted to do more than that and I craved to prove my independence and strength! Cause I was seen as a weak lonely nobody little girl so... I started to do boxing 🥊🥊 and trained to be more athletic but it wasn't enough, i love boxing but I don't actually like to fight using my fists... and one day finishing my training next to a nice valley i found something... There were some kind of ruins hidden and I felt something calling me under some rocks and there were them... I found a bag with a full thick deck of cards surrounded with a shiny aura and I was so hypnotized with them, i remembered some tales and legends about some mysterious powers that came from the energy of chaos and I wondered if there were items with chaos powers too... As I was checking one by one the cards i stopped when I saw one with a big beautiful hammer image on it and I realized that what I was lacking for was a personal weapon and then... How do I describe this... Well the card started to shine and there was some pink electricity and there was an explotion boom 💥🤯 and them poof the hammer of the picture fell on my hands!!! 😶 And I felt connected to it like with the cards and few years of training latter here I am! See? I was a bit more Little back them i guess it grew up with me or maybe Is because I'm stronger 💪💪 Anyway I'm on this mission because... It happened again! I found a chaos item! A lot more powerful than my cards! It was an chaos emerald! I learnt about them thank to the cards knowledge because like I said they always tell me what I need to know and in fact when I tripped with the emerald while training the cards reacted to it and gave me my mission:

"A foreign whole planet is in grave danger, a future legendary hedgehog hero needs the emerald to save that world so you must give it to him"

And that's what I'm doing! Traveling between worlds until I find that hedgehog hero! And I hope he lets me help save that world! I'm so exited to finally have a chance to prove myself!!!😖😤

Next post will be my theory about with who will be living Amy Rose at the end of the movie

He is a hedgehog like me... I wonder how he looks... He must be handsome! 🤔😍I hope I can recognize who he is... I don't want to give the emerald to the wrong person and make a fool of myself... Enough Amy! Be more confident 😣😣 ok ok I'm fine, let's do this! 💪😤 Is going to be fine! Uff I can already feel the upcoming danger... How curious... I feel like someone is following me? (🦇) I have to protect the emerald! Let's go! I'll see you later! Hope you liked my story! 😘😘

[thesharkwhalewhoohooooo]

Bridget x fem! Oc

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"Hello darling." Jess smirked as she appeared behind Bridget, twirling the girl and evading when Ella tried to pull her away.

"Jess! Good to finally see you again." The princess smiled, nudging her with her shoulder.

"Mhm, of course... princess." She grinned, side stepping and catching Bridget by the wrist just when she was about to collide with the ground.

"Ulianaaaa!" She called out to the sea witch, alerting her of Bridget's position.

"Bridget, that's not your friend." Ella snatched her from Jess, who rolled her eyes.

"Of course i'm not! Could you imagine?" She cackled, her vibrant pink and purple hair illuminating the dark hallway as she dissolved in strips of the two colours.

"Have a nice day princess..."

-

"Hiiiiiiii~" Jess called out to her fellow wonderlandian, lounging on a branch as if she'd never fall off.

"Oh? Hello Jess! How are you doing?" The girl skipped over, standing under the tree so Jess only had to tilt her head down to look at her.

"Nothing much...." She lazily smirked, tracing eights on the bark.

"Mind if I join you?" She merely hummed, shifting to lay on her back and let her legs and arms dangle, carefully balancing her weight over the branch so she wouldn't fall either way.

"You seem to be enjoying yourself all alone? Didn't think you'd do anything like that, you know, with your desperate proclamations of being friendless?" Bridget reached up and jokingly tugged on her hair, which got her an annoyed glare.

"Don't be so silly! I'm not always saying I have no friends, besides, Ella is my friend! And you are-!"

"Nu-uh." The girl smiled up at her, nodding.

"Of course not!" Jess jumped down, landing perfectly in front of her and clasping her hands together behind her back.

"So, what are you doing in the woods? You know the creatures that dwell here." She circled her, placing a hand on her shoulder as she held out her arm alongside the other, gesturing around, bright pink and purple sparks revealed shadowy creatures that chased human silhouettes.

"Oh dear! That doesn't seem all too good now does it? How about we go and have some tea? I got us Twisted Turnarounds, I know it's your favourite." The Cheshire thought about it for a while, still holding onto her shoulders but this time also putting her chin on it.

"Mh, for once, i'll join you."

-

"Ha ha haaa! Oh shapes and twisted spheres! Always such a pleasure." Jess grinned as she spun around in the air, everything in the room contorting into spirals or spheres, Bridget clinging to her chair desperately as she stared at her teacup filled with the swirling green and purple tea.

"Oh dearie, I don't think this is all that pleasurable." She muttered under her breath, carefully glancing up at the girl who was happily flying around her room.

"Why would you drink it if you don't enjoy it? You still have the Hearts and Harlot one don't you? You had that once, it was hilarious!" Jess appeared behind her, placing her hands on her shoulders and flipping over her head, twirling through the air before slowly coming to a stop.

"Don't remind me of that, it's embarrassing. Also, it's impolite to not drink the same tea as your guest."

"That or you're just asking me out." Bridget blushed and looked down, the effect of the tea wearing off.

"But what's the name again-? Sweets of the Spineless? Spice Hectic Carnaval? The one with the bomb of sweets?" She slowly circled around Bridget in the air, sipping her tea as the princess rested her chin on her palm.

"Mh, would you like to switch to Wonder Under?" Jess grimaced, but turned around and placed her cup down on the table.

"Sure..." Bridget smiled up at her before the Cheshire turned back around to float on her back.

"You know, it's not that nice to float around with your back turned when you're a guest." Bridget pointed out, holding up the cup to Jess, who let her hand trial up her arm before she took it from her.

"Mh, is it? Haven't noticed." She turned around with a smirk, staring at the princess.

"You can turn around! I get it!" She looked away with a blush, bringing her cup to her lips.

"M'kay. Have you heard what the hare and Hatter saw when they passed the castle?" Bridget leaned closer, intrigued by her words.

"What'd they see? Did my mom hand out another beheading? Honestly it's so outdated, coming here has really opened my eyes to that, when I'm queen I'll limit my beheadings- yeah no sorry." She sheepishly smiled, accidentally going on a little rant, getting a look from Jess to shut up.

"Not a beheading, even though I'd love to be there for that, your parents were taking a stroll in the woods without guards! And! They were going towards the Rabbit hole! Without guards!... wait I think he said it was a carriage...." Jess hummed in thought, Bridget's eyes widened.

"A carriage?!"

"Yep! Just like that, they had Rabbit make a portal to me to break the news. Also apparently my dad pranked the captain of the guards so I should be cautious when I see him and not try anything, which is so rude! At least tell me which one! It was probably Jack of Clubs, he always has something against us, also, tell your mom to stop favouring the heart cards, it's bullshit because the Jack of Hearts gets to make dumb arrests for nothing!" Bridget wasn't listening around halfway through, too busy frantically tidying her room to pay attention to the girl floating above her head.

"You do realise I can clean all this up in a millisecond?" That got her to snap her head up to her, eyes wide.

She reached out to Jess, who watched her movements out of the corner of her eye, and grabbed onto the back of her collar, pulling her down and moving her hand to the front of her sweater's collar.

"Mh?"

"And you didn't tell me earlier?!"

-

A mere few hours later, the Hearts family had arrived at Merlin Academy, expecting to surprise their daughter.

Obviously, Jess saw them, as she was laying on a pipe that ran across the roof, containing the hot water for the school.

"Bridget~!" She called out to the girl, running a clawed hand across her back as she landed behind her, placing an arm around her shoulders and leaning closer.

"Her imperial majesty is here." She whispered into her ear, softly biting it with her canines after.

"Huh-?" Bridget squeaked out, flushing red as she felt her teeth, before she realised what she said.

"Mom's here?! Okay- act surprised!" She spun around to the entrance of the library, placing down her book on the chair she was about to sit in before Jess spoiled that.

"I mean I won't, but if you rush up to her it'll look like someone snitched..." Jess sat down on the arm of the chair, pushing back her cuticles.

"Oh yeah! Of course- i'll just sit! Right here... and wait...."

"You want to go greet her desperately don't you?" Bridget quickly nodded, but sat down nonetheless, opening her book and leaning against the pillows, and even though she was giddily waiting on her parents, she still felt relieved she didn't have to leave the warmth of the fire.

That, and the fact that Jess had just sprawled herself over her lap, softly scratching her nails down her arm, eliciting a giggle from Bridget's lips.

They sat there in comfortable silence, Bridget's hand eventually finding it's way into Jess' hair, who had leaned closer to it with a content smile, softly purring from deep within her chest.

"Bridget!" Her mother eventually came bustling in, her dress as magnificent as her empire, and her crown as sparkly as -her smile- the brightest stars.

"Mom!" Bridget smiled brightly, almost knocking a drowsy Jess out of her lap if it wasn't for her floating a mere centimeter above the ground.

"Oh wow, the hospitality here is wonderful." She grumbled, floating into an upright position and turning to face the three royals, Bridget's father smiling at her as his wife and daughter hugged.

"Hello Jess, your father raised quite the stir the other day."

"Mhm, as I've heard... but i've also heard that the Jack of Hearts has been harassing a few innocent citizens, care to chat about him?" The man held back his sigh, instead looking at his daughter.

"Hello bridget, how is it going at school?"

"It's going great! I finally befriended Jess for one-!"

"No you didn't."

"-And I was just studying for Physics! How is it all going back home? Jess only tells me about trivial matters." She shot the cat a look, who responded by shrugging.

"Can't tell me those matters aren't funny."

"Oh it's going absolutely wonderful! The last few weeks have gone absolutely flawless!" Jess snorted at the Queen's words, that woman did not know about the new tea -drug- running around.

"Apart from James doing a few minor damages to a new bridge." The woman shot a light glare at Jess, who was contemplating leaving if she was only going to get accused of stuff her father did.

-

"Bridget~?" The cat purred from behind her, softly scratching her nails along her shoulders as she rounded the couch, Bridget grinning at her.

"Hi! What's u-?" She stopped herself, Jess plopping herself in her lap and sprawling herself out sideways, her head tilted up by the armrest.

"What a charming position." She joked, Jess smirked, elongating her nails and jokingly scratching at her nose.

"If you keep this up i'll be even more disturbing to your 'studies'." She glanced at the cookbook, Bridget's cheeks flushed red, she had been caught.

"I never said I was studying, did you happen to see Ella on your way over? I missed a bit of Merlin's class." Jess turned around and slid down a bit, laying face down in Bridget's lap.

"I saw her, she didn't see me... wait no she did, she told me 'fly away you maniacal butterfly.'." Bridget shook her head with a giggle, tangling her fingers in Jess' straight hair, scratching her scalp.

"Sounds like her, I'll ask her later then."

-

"Wassup Queenie." Jess smirked, appearing in stripes above the Queen's throne, Bridget frowned when she heard her voice echo through the throne room.

"What is it Cat." She didn't bother looking up, knowing that Jess was most probably just lazing around, melted over the throne as if it wasn't poking in her back.

"Mh, I just adore how you greet me. I've heard from a little birdie that you've given the order to find me, dead or alive." Bridget gritted her teeth, her glare locked straight ahead, not wanting to give her the satisfaction of looking up.

"Not that I needed to do that, seeing as you dwell the shadows of my castle." She bit back, her grip on her scepter tightening as it itched to be used to slam Jess down from up there. "But seeing as I never seem to catch you, I thought they'd maybe try kill you in your slumber."

Jess hummed, one of her hands reaching out and plucking a strand of hair out of the meticulously styled updo, her hand dangling tauntingly above her head.

"Of course, well, i'm here now. Also, did you hear about your marriage?" That got the queen's attention, and she begrudgingly looked up at the vibrantly coloured cat.

"Well? Spit it out!" Jess smirked down at her, pulling her hand back and floating down from the throne, sitting down on the armrest, wrapping an arm around her shoulders.

"Your dearest parents seem to think you're taking too long, and they've arranged your marriage to the lord of Cloves through a tournament, he's... certainly someone." Jess held back her snort, which Bridget noticed, of course.

"And that means?" Jess sighed, leaning forwards so she could look Bridget in the eye, who was sitting frigidly straight.

"First of all, loosen up, you'll get a stroke if you keep up like this, second of all, i'll tell you if you stop the search, I'd like to take a catnap in peace, i'll throw in coming by to give you some information every now and then."

"You mean coming by with information whenever you get it."

"Mh, sure, whatever. That Cloves man is so weird, like he's so boring, and he's boring in a 'Why do you not have a life' way, he does not have any friends, goes to brothels, doesn't have any hobbies. Besides maybe going to brothels... he probably just paid your parents a lot and the tournament was a coverup for it." The queen staid silent for a moment, then the doors opened and the announcer started introducing someone, which made Bridget knock Jess off of her throne, the woman floating in the middle of the air, because the throne was heavily elevated above the actual floor.

"Your Royal Imperial Majesty! Introducing the Lord of Cloves from Cloveville." Bridget held back her disappointed sigh at the man's face, he really was nothing out of the ordinary, and she meant that in a bad way, there was literally nothing about him that she found even lightly attractive.

"Is everyone in your town as short as you?" Her cold tone rang through the room as her icy glare pointed at him, the man bowing before her.

"I mean from what I gathered that was the only unordinary thing about him." Jess was back above the throne, lounging there as if it was a couch.

"If I may ask, your majesty, who is that?" The man spoke up, earning him a light scoff from the queen, and Jess' cat eyes zeroing in on him, narrowing as she smirked.

"He seems awfully chatty too, you sure you don't want to do the good old swinger?" She referred to the beheading, a fate he will most likely have after a few years, tops.

"Let's see who my parents picked out for me, they must be desperate if they do something like this without telling me." Bridget waved her off, the man seemed offended but didn't show it much.

"I'll leave you two to it then, don't be too swayed by his ordinary charm Darling."

-

"How awful has it been?" Jess draped herself over Bridget's desk, which was almost empty anyways.

"A bit more and he won't be in my way." The Cheshire grinned at her, reaching out to boop her nose.

"Seems reasonable, in the meantime, I figured out why your parents would ever doom someone to such an early grave." She casually twisted her back so the letteropener wouldn't dig into her abdomen, rolling over into the redhead's lap instead.

"You should really stop the death threats, they're kind of annoying." She turned into a cat, sprawling herself out on the fabric of her dress.

"Turns out they just want an heir, scared you'll turn into too much of a cat lady." The cat smirked at her reference, Bridget rolling her eyes with a scoff.

"I can't believe the nerve those two have!" Jess yawned, stretching before rolling up, closing her eyes to leave Bridget with that information.

"Oh yeah, the man has made himself comfortable in his quarters, has asked quite a few maids if they would be interested already." She threw in, placing her head on her paws, feeling the Queen stiffen up.

"What? He doesn't even have the respect to wait until after we're married to continue his harlot ways?" Jess rolled her eyes behind her closed eyelids, shuffling a bit closer to the Queen's stomach.

-

"Off with his head!"

"That certainly didn't last long." Jess chimed up from above the Queen, floating a bit less than a meter above her crown.

"Her Imperial Highness shall take her leave now!" The announcer announced, the throne got carried back to the throne room, where she'd switch thrones.

"Really, was he that bad in bed?" Jess pried for more information, flying on her back besides the throne, looking at the Queen, who had her icy stare pointed straight forward.

"Gods if you're this grumpy he must've really been a weak one." She snorted out a laugh, grinning when the Queen finally glanced at her with a displeased frown.

"Don't frown so much, wrinkles." She pointed at her forehead, twirling backwards so she could fly up to the throne on her stomach, waiting for the Queen of Hearts whilst sitting on the armrest, crossing her arms with a smirk when she arrived and glared down at her.

"So?" The woman let out a quick huff, leaning with her elbow on the other armrest, placing her chin on her palm.

"Dispose of his body the usual way, he is not worth of the respect of a funeral." She waved off the servants, then looked at Jess from the corner of her eyes.

"He was indeed not worth my time, nor was I his, apparently." She fished out one of her cards from one of the folds of her dress, holding the card up to the cat, who smelled the blood on it before she saw the red splattered across the ace of hearts.

"Oh wow, you're actually pregnant? You do realise you usually don't see that this fast right?" The Queen gestured for her to think further.

"You waited to execute him... smart." She let out an agreeing hum, inspecting her shark red nails in disinterest of the subject.

"Got a name?"

"Red Baccarat of Hearts." Jess shrugged, throwing the card back onto her lap, placing an arm on her head and leaning onto it.

"Well, not my kid, not my problem."

-

"Hello my little Red." Jess cooed, crouching besides the crib, sticking her fingers through the gaps and grinning when the little baby took ahold of her fingers.

"Aww, look at how cute she is!" She looked up at the Queen, who looked down at her disapprovingly.

"If you don't want her I'll take her." The cat smirked at her, getting kicked in her ankles for it.

She stumbled a bit, leaning on the crib for support, and standing up to avoid losing her balance again.

"You were so kind..." she grumbled out, leaning over the crib to take the kid into her arms, softly cradling her and bouncing her.

"Well, that little girl is dead now, so get used to it you flea invested beast." She made no move to take Red from the 'flea invested beast', so she shrugged it off.

"You're going to be such a little rascal! Just like your mommy!" She quickly floated up to the ceiling when she saw Queen readying another kick, her pointed heels were no joke.

"Calm it lady! My god-."

"I am dealing with sore breasts and pain everywhere, I'm still standing, you can handle a little kick to the legs." The woman fiercely glared at her, gritting her teeth in anger.

"Mhm, of course I can, just not when you're wearing pointed heels, right baby? You're such a cutie!" She cradled her face in her hands, awwing at how she held onto her thumb.

-

"Hello little Rascal." Jess smirked, walking along the ceiling, approaching the redheaded 7 year old.

"Jess! Don't tell mom!" The cat looked down-up?- at the princess, placing her hands on her hips with a grin.

"Sure I won't little princess, if you tell me where your mother is." Red sighed in relief, Jess dropping down to stand in front of the little kid.

"She's in her office, how did you not know that?" Jess rolled her eyes, patting the kid's head before she disappeared in a swarm of pink and purple stripes.

"Hello dearest." She whispered into the Queen's ear, softly biting it after, the woman's hand snapped up and gripped onto Jess' hair when she was about to pull away, roughly pulling her to stand next to her instead.

"What do you think of this." She directed her head towards a document, wait- no, a letter.

"People write to you? You don't even have friends." The grip of her hair tightened, and she swore she could feel it ripping out of her scalp.

"Answer me you circus beast." Her nails dug into her scalp, Jess groaned as she tried to get her head out of her grasp.

"The letter." She reluctantly read it, glancing over at the Queen with a confused frown.

"I know you're not used to social interactions, but if you think something's wrong with this you might have actual issues with it." The Queen rolled her eyes, forcing the cat to crouch down so she didn't have to hold up her arm that far anymore.

"It's a threat to go to war." The explanation did not help Jess at all.

"Okay? I mean his kid's going to be ming in a few weeks right? Why bother?" She gritted her teeth, glaring at Jess, picking up the letter and pointing out the last sentence with her clawed thumb.

"He's doing it in a last ditch effort to get us to join Auradon, which is ridiculous!" Jess nodded, letting out a yawn, covering her mouth with her hand.

"He thinks he can just win the war in a few weeks!" Jess nodded, getting comfortable on the ground. The Queen's grip on her hair tightening once more, making her jerk her head closer to it to try and relieve the pain.

"I mean we have magic, which he banned, and a bunch of refugees that have to use magic to survive, so I don't think we even can lose." Her grip loosened, allowing her hand to slip out of her hair as Jess stood up.

"Mh. Right." She hadn't thought of that, which shocked Jess more than the threat of war.

"You hadn't thought of that?" She let out, baffled at the fact. She hopped up on the desk, crossing her legs as the Queen leaned back in her chair, crossing her arms.

"Well, it didn't seem relevant." Jess shrugged, gesturing her hand over the desk, a teaset appearing in a bunch of spiralling ribbons.

"Tea?"

-

"Well that was disappointing." Jess mused, watching from above the Queen's throne as the battlefield reddened, the Auradonian army quickly thinning out into merel specks of blue.

"It is, I had expected a bit more of a struggle." The Queen had wanted more entertainment, but was bitterly disappointed.

"Anyway, would you like to take back the rabbit hole now?" She circled the throne, floating in front of her face with a grin.

"Mh, I suppose, but Fairy Godmother would never allow such slacking, go try it and report back." Jess sighed, flipping backwards to fly over the red fields, flooded with cards fighting the weakened Auradon troops.

"Oh my!" She smirked when she saw the king by the burrow, her grin growing unnaturally, freaking him out, not the princess he had dragged along though, her screams for help stopped and instead she started crying as she tried to get out even harder now.

"What? Can't handle a bit of resistance?" He gritted his teeth, growling at her.

"Wow! Hostile!" She teasingly held up her hands, the man's grip on the Princess' arm tightening, who looked like she'd been crying for a while.

"Nice distraction, not good enough though." The man tried running through the rabbit hole, presumably to close it again and abandon his men here, but Jess swooped in and grabbed him by the collar, lifting him up high.

High enough that if he dropped, the least it would do is break his legs.

"Hello princess." She smirked at Red, who had bitted the king and fallen out of his hold, Jess catching her and letting the man drop down to his demise.

"Mom!" Jess froze, but quickly let it go when Red started sobbing into her shoulder, gripping at her shirt and skin like she'd disappear.

"I'm here now darling, I'm here." She carefully held her up under her thighs, Red's legs wrapping around her waist tightly, clinging to her like a koala.

"He- he was suddenly there- and- and then he-!" She tried to explain, but her hiccups stopped that, and she buried her face into her neck even further.

"He can't reach you now, literally, he just closed the burrow." She pointed down, and Red hesitantly parted ways with her neck to look down, where the rabbit hole was bolted up again.

"Let's go see how it's going with your mother now, all right?" The princess glanced down at where the sea of soldiers were turning back into cards, all returning to one person, and shook her head.

"I don't wanna go back! She's mean and doesn't even care about me! Take me back to your forest Jess, please!" She wrapped her arms around her torso, digging her nails into her skin in an attempt to force her to take her with.

"I'm fine with that, but your mother would have my head-!"

"She can't capture you for long enough to do that silly! Bow take me back to the forest where you've hidden the hare." Jess' smile dropped, looking into the girl's eyes with her own wide ones, blown with disbelief.

"Are you blackmailing me?" The little smirk she got in response spoke volumes, and the cat sighed, she didn't have much of a choice now.

"All right."

-

As much as it physically pained her to abandon the woman who held her thoughts captive, she had to keep her people safe, even if it meant 'kidnapping' the princess.

"Don't eat anything unless you know for sure it won't do anything." She warned, passing the caterpillar who frowned at her.

"Why say such things to her? I can't play that way." He lazily slurred, leaning on his elbows as he held his pipe up to his lips, puffing out a red circle into Red's face.

"Catter, this is Willow, don't try anything." She hissed the last part at him, the March Hare hopping up to them with a grin.

"Jess! Jess you have to try the new tea we found! Oh-! Who's this?! A new participant!" He cheered, covering the caterpillar's tantrum about how he doesn't do anything ever and he's the most innocent caterpillar ever.

"Oh of course! Willow, you have to meet March Hare, he and the Hatter keep the teashop running! Even though it changed locations constantly." Red looked up at her with wide eyes, then grinned brightly.

"I love it here!" She giggled as she ran after the Hare, meeting Mallymkun and Bill, who had been fixing up one of the broken teacups for the Hare.

"Hey Bill, how's the pottery coming along?" The lizard had taken up pottery, since he couldn't do much fixing up as a refugee.

"Absolutely terrific! I've just finished a new teapot for Maddox!" He referred to the teen, who was sitting on the twisted roof of the teahouse and attempting to balance his handstand on the tip of it.

"Maddox!" She yelled up at the 15 year old, who looked at her and jumped down with a grin, landing on his hat and putting it back on.

"Jess! How's it going in the tea-less spectacle?" He mentioned the Hearts Castle, and Jess grimaced.

"I'm not going to be able to go there anymore, but anyways, meet Willow! Isn't she just a cutie!" Red got pulled back to Jess by the collar of the dress the maids had forced onto her, waving at the boy with a matching grin.

"Cheshire! Come get your tea before it gets hot!" Hatter called out to her, holding up the cup with the swirling frozen mist above it.

"Will do Hatter!" She placed both her hands on Red's shoulders and turned her around when Maddox joined his father and the Hare. "Your name is Willow here, I found you in the castle and you were freshly orphaned, I saved you from becoming a card soldier."

"Hero complex much." Red scoffed out, but agreed to the pinky promise Jess held out to her. "Sure, I'll do that mom, no worries." She slipped it out unconsciously, and didn't even notice, giddily joining the other three for tea as the caterpillar slowly approached the frozen cat.

"You've brought the princess to us?" He arched a brow at her stupidity, "why would you lure her right to your doors?"

"She doesn't really show how much she cares for her, I'll keep her until she sees how much she missed her mom and then I'll take her back." The bug rolled his eyes, leaning on Jess' shoulder as he puffed out a cloud of blue.

"I don't see that working out, believe me."

"I don't believe you."

"How dare you!"

-

That 'keeping her until she sees she's better off in the castle' didn't work out, and after 8 years of the cards raiding the forest periodically, Red running around and angering the cards, and Jess having a constant crisis about how to get the love of her life to forgive her -and realising how deeply in love she is with the Queen-, Jess had finally gotten Red to agree to returning, but only after the tea shop had almost gotten caught 3 times and the cards realising who had been dwelling them and stealing their rations.

"Okay- guys! Willow's going back to the castle now- because she's actually princess Red and I'm ditching her!" Red slapped her on the back of her head with a grin, then wrapped her arm around her shoulders and leaned forwards.

"Don't miss me too much!" Mallymkun squealed and jumped onto her, climbing up till he got picked up by Red and held up to her face, hugging her cheek as his squeaks of sadness worsened.

"I already knew all of that." Maddox proudly raised his hand, his father chugging his tea and slamming down the cup before pointing at Jess.

"You and your tomfoolery had us all baffled beyond our own madness! You dare defy our laws of knowledge!" Jess just stared at him, then at the Hare, who had jumped over the table and was hugging Red tightly.

"You'll always have a place with us Willow, even though I knew about you being the princess since the beginning." The caterpillar patter her head, but the Hare pulled him into a group hug, which Hatter couldn't refuse and rushed to join.

"Bill! Join us!" Jess grinned at the man, who quickly joined them wi the Maddox, all three hugging them all tightly.

"We'll miss you kiddo." Maddox jokingly ruffled her hair, which Jess had spend far too long on to be messed with, so she slapped his hands away with a glare.

"No! I took too long for you to just do that!" He rolled his eyes, Red doing the same.

"You're 15 now-."

"And you're 23, old ass grandpa." Red shot back at the hatter, who squared up for a fight.

"You want to fight?! Come here then!" They both tried to launch at the other, but their parents held them back with a sigh.

"Kill him after I return you to the Queen." Jess patted her hair down, and Red crossed her arms with a huff.

"You have to visit!"

"I will Bill, don't worry, I'll break loads of stuff for you to fix."

".... Or don't visit, I'm fine-."

-

"Queen." Jess' grin was the first thing visible, hanging before the Queen's face mockingly.

"Cheshire." She gritted out, glaring at the face that appeared soon after.

"I got you something." It took everything in the Queen to not use the scepter in her hand to impale the woman right then and there.

"And what is that? Betrayal? Treason?" She instead shoved the cat back from being in her face, but since she was floating she only managed to make her more backwards a bit.

"Mh, better. Red darling!" She called out to the redhead, who appeared in one of the heart-shaped windows near the glass dome of the ceiling.

"Red...." The Queen gasped softly, eyes wide as she saw her own daughter jump down the tall walls, to her own demise.

If not for the springs of ribbons launching her over to the throne, and her mad grin as she flew through the air at them, she would've thought she was hallucinating.

She was caught just before she fell off the small platform of the throne, Jess holding her hand and pulling her back to stand in front of her mother.

"Hi mom." It sounded weird to her, and maybe Jess too, to hear herself call someone else than Jess her mother.

"Red. You've returned." Her facade of heartless rose quicker than the cupcakes she used to bake, and Jess felt her heart get ripped out a bit further from its cage.

"Glad to see you haven't changed." The princess scoffed, rolling her eyes as she crossed her arms.

"I'm not glad to see how much Jess has changed you, vandalising my soldiers and my parlour?! I should behead you right here and now!" The woman stood up, and Jess had to float away from the platform to not stand with their faces pressed together. -when it wasn't on her terms she would flush red-

"And for you to betray me by taking my daughter from me! I thought you were in Auradon!" Jess' eyes widened a bit, did she... care? Was she worried about her?! Did she actually feel something else for her?! Did she finally have her chance to-?!

"I never thought you'd stoop so low, honestly, you did not even care to return to report if the burrow could be kept open, why did I keep you around then?! For nothing?!" Jess nearly looked down, but instead she faced her head on with her own mad smirk, identical to the one Red had given them before.

"Maybe, not like you could do anything about me being around though." She saw her clench her jaw, then look over to her daughter as if she dismissed whatever Jess had said.

"Well, since you've returned now, go back to your room and do whatever, I'll call for you when needed." She saw Red's expression falter, locking eyes with the girl who she considered a daughter, seeing the hurt behind the carefree curtain of mischief.

"M'kay, I'll be off then, c'mon m- Jess!" She stumbled over the words a bit, but quickly covered it up, grabbing Jess' wrist and dragging her with.

"Leave her." The Queen ordered, and Red glanced at Jess, who shrugged, before continuing on her way without her.

"Where did you take her." She started off strong, Jess sighing as she floated up and sat on an imaginary chair.

"Everywhere the eyes can see and only the path between them is where I was to be seen." She grinned, the Queen rolling her eyes at her words.

"Of course you'd respond like that. I could have you hung and quartered for treason and you say such nonsense." Jess took the time that the Queen needed to close her eyes and rub the bridge of her nose in disappointment to stare at her perfect features.

She hadn't changed a bit, her hair still as red as the blood she shed, her eyes had the same unforgiving glaze, her crown still sat rigidly, shining a light through the night to bring sailors to their doom.

Never in her life had she expected this to end up the way it did, if she knew she would've fled long ago, maybe then she could've convinced herself that her one true love wasn't that, that she had someone else waiting for her.

Who was she kidding, she was doomed. The moment she locked eyes with that girl who she taunted relentlessly when they were kids, she knew she'd never need anyone else in her life.

She could've staid in the dark besides her, be her shadow for as long as she needed, but this- this tyranny, she almost wished she had just spoken up and said something, anything, that could make her not float above her, playing the strings of her crown in the hopes that she wouldn't find her friends, but at her side, holding her hand as she makes the decision to burn down Auradonian troops.

It's not her fault that the girl she knew had stoled her heart, refusing to give it back even when she lost her name in the midst of her anger, when she lost her anchor, and thereby her mind.

The Hearts family were the royals with the curse, Wonderland would never allow one to rule above others without repercussions, it's always a trade, power for sanity, whether they manage to keep their madness in control or not is the true question.

"What matters is that she's back now, I can go back to training my soldiers for war." Jess wanted to just kiss her right then and there, beg her not to, beg her to keep Wonderlandians out of it, beg her to keep her forest out of this war she planned.

"Do what you want Queen, can't imagine what the new king has done in his time." She grinned, the Queen glared at her as her body loosened into ribbons.

-

"Don't get in too much trouble, and if you come back, visit us first." Jess had managed to pull Red into a corner of the courtyard, where they had a bit more privacy.

"How did you even manage to get here?" Red frowned, they hadn't taken Jess with.

"Doesn't matter, you stole Maddox's time machine, do you have it with you?" Red looked like she had been caught, but slowly nodded.

"Your mother is going to stage a coup, and it's only going to anger her more in the end, she'll have even more soldiers and flood us out of our woods, please go back and stop this madness Red." She held her hands, her own claws sharpening as she got emotional, not that you could see that though.

"All right, I don't even know what you mean by that but-...."

"Red! Why are you talking to nothing?" The Queen stood behind her suddenly, and she shot around, eyes wide.

"Uh- I wasn't." The Queen narrowed her eyes, then rolled them and gestured for her to follow to their seats.

As Jess had said, the Queen had staged a coup, and Red had taken her and Chloe into the past, to Merlin Academy.

"Why are you so... nice?" Red asked, astonished as she saw her mother smile.

"Why not? You get more with sugar than salt!" She grinned, jumping with a squeal of surprise when someone traced a clawed hand up her spine.

"Hello Bridget...." Jess smirked as she saw Bridget's flushed face, looking away from the girl as she slapped her arm.

"Stop that!" She grinned, then she caught sight of the new girl, turning her head to face her with a grin and sly eyes, cautiously eyeing her up and down as her arm around Bridget's shoulders tightened.

"And who might you be?" Red arched a brow at the cat, who mirrored the action, her other hand reaching out for a handshake.

"I'm Red, you?" She shook her hand, the clawed fingers almost ripped open hers, which she didn't seem apologetic about in the slightest... did she do it on purpose?

"Jess Cheshire." She rolled her eyes before facing the princess again, grinning as Bridget turned to face her fully.

"Can I copy-?"

"Jess! Do your own homework!" Bridget half whined half scolded, slightly frowning.

"You look as frightening as a glitter cupcake." Jess pinched her cheeks, careful not to maul her face.

"Stop that!" Bridget full on whined now, slapping her hands away with a pout.

"All right! Got it!" Jess held up her hands, stepping away from her, sending Red a warning glare before dispersing into ribbons.

"Hey Bridget! Was that Jess?" Ella called over to them, Merlin completely ignoring all the yelling in his classroom.

"Yeah! She asked for my homework! Hey-! Not more than one!" She slapped the invisible hand that was reaching for another cupcake, and it slowly revealed Jess standing over Bridget with a grin, making her flush bright red.

"Why not?" Leaning closer, she tried to get one again, but Bridget snapped out of it and grabbed both of her hands.

"Don't! They're for the others!"

-

Red had never felt as disgusted as when she saw Jess practically throwing herself at her mother.

Her mom horning over her bio mom was not on her bingo card, nor did she want it to be.

"This is so awkward." She whispered to Chloe, the both of them sitting in the courtyard with Ella, just waiting for Bridget to finally detach Jess from her and join them.

"Why? They're so cute!"

"That's my mom and the woman who birthed me, and one of them is deeply in love with the other." Chloe grimaced at the thought, but she couldn't see the sexual implications Jess was making, so didn't really see the problem fully.

"Jess! Stop doing as if you're some guy and let Bridget join us over here!" Ella called out to them, getting a fierce glare from said girl, whilst Bridget smiled at them and skipped over, Jess lazily walking after her and sitting down next to her, slinging her arm around her shoulders and leaning closer.

"I can't wait for castlecoming!" Bridget squealed, and the two time travellers shared a look.

"Mh.... Maybe-." Jess cut herself off, smirking and leaning closer to Bridget when she turned to her to ask what she wanted to say, bumping their noses together.

Bridget's eyes widened, her cheeks dusting pink as she ducked and found refugee in her hands, Ella smirking at the two.

"Ohhh, so missus Fleabag has found someone to take to the big night! How exciting." This time Jess turned red, eyes wide as her ears turned red too, moving up and down happily.

"I-I don't have a date..." she shakily shot back, glaring at the girl, who gave her a mischievous smile.

"'Course you don't, nobody wants to go with a fleabag." Red threw in, smirking as Jess gasped and held her chest.

"How dare you!"

"She's not a fleabag! Also! I want to go with this fleabag!" Bridget suddenly burst out, shooting up and pointing at the cat who was staring up at her with wide eyes.

"What?" Jess's wide eyes flooded with adoration for the adorable link princess of hearts, whose eyes only filled with horror at the thought of being caught.

She tried running, fumbling out of the seats of the picnic table.

"I mean- I wouldn't mind...." Jess continued when Bridget had one leg over the chair, she froze, staring at the girl in front of her with those wide adorable brown eyes.

"W-what?" She managed to squeak out, and Jess smiled, still incredibly nervous because this is the girl who she had known since forever and pulled some pretty horrible pranks on.

"I wouldn't mind going to Castlecoming with you."

-

"We just saved Auradon!" Chloe cheered, "with only one sentence too! I'm sure Jess'll protect her when they try turning her into a monster." Red slowly nodded, still worried about Uliana.

"You're still worried?" Red looked away, she had been caught, and turned around on her bed to hide her face into her pillow.

"We can always take a sneak peek at your mom’s looking glass, I mean we’ve done it before.” Chloe shrugged, and Red contemplated it.

“Allright little miss good! We gotta go visit Bridget!”

-

“It worked….” Red’s eyes widened when she saw her mother had completely changed, her hair was dark pink now instead of blood red, and still slightly curled. Her dress was pink and white instead of pink and black, and she still had White Rabbit as her loyal lackey, and this time Jess wasn’t hiding behind a spell or two, just hanging off of her shoulder with a grin directed at Red, who turned to Chloe, who did the same thing, both smiling, before grabbing her face and quickly pecking her lips.

She left Chloe, who stared after her with even wider eyes than before, reaching out to try and grab her wrist but was whisked away by her family to celebrate her getting into AP.

“Ohhhh, finally made it official with little miss Bluey?” Jess teased, getting a jab in the ribs by Bridget, who smiled brightly at her daughter and brought her into a hug.

“I’m so proud of you sweetheart! I can’t wait for you to make loads of friends and have them over!” Jess shook her head in disagreement.

“Nope! I’m not hosting that many kids, not doing it! The Tea House doesn’t have enough room.” Bridget let out a sigh at her antics, and pecked Red’s forehead before turning to Jess for bicker.

“The Tea House has unlimited space!”

“It’s limited by the eye of the beholder’s imagination!”

-

Red had been way too awkward to just ask if the two were in a relationship, so she didn’t, but now she was stuck in spring break with two women who apparently never even dated.

“Can you pass me the salt Jess?” The cat smirked, holding the salt shaker between her fingertips.

“Ask nicely~!” Bridget gave her a look, then looked over at her daughter.

“Red, sawetheart, could you give me the salt please?” The girl nodded and handed it over, Bridget smiling at Jess who looked fake upset.

Red was too immersed in how much Wonderland had changed, well, not changed.

The flowers were all kinds of colours, not only red, they still talked, so the constant complaining didn’t change, the castle didn’t have big

, tall and imposing castle walls, and the whole castle had a lighter tint to it.

All the burned villages weren’t burned and only flourished further, half the forest wasn’t burned off, the tea shop was an actual tea shop now, and Bill still had a job as a royal handyman.

All was good, better even, all but the relationship between Bridget and Jess.

She heard from Chloe, who asked her mom, that Bridget apparently thought that the date to Castlecoming meant something platonic, and Jess had been too scared to even softly paw at the idea of pursuing a relationship with the queen.

“Red? Red!” Jess threw her fork at Red, who quickly caught it, used to her shenanigans.

“Don’t throw a fork at my kid!” Bridget, however, protested, and Red honestly wasn’t sure how long she could go watching them tiptoe on the line of homoerotic and platonic.

One of them was going to become awful and tyrannical, non pun intended.

-

“So, how’s it going?” Chloe asked, straightening her suit jacket as her eyes scanned the Hearts ballroom, where Bridget had hosted a ball for…. They actually didn’t know what for, and invited the Charmings.

“One of them is going to snap and turn evil.” Red filled her in, the both of them standing in a corner with alcohol-free drinks in their hands, looking like they were plotting to steal all the cookies off of the plate and were planning a huge heist for it.

“Who’s going to turn evil?” Ella interrupted the two, she had crept up behind them and stepped in between them.

“Jess and my mom, they seem to have something going on.” Red explained after she got over the shock, Chloe still didn’t let go of her hands though.

“Oh right, the situation. That’s been going on for years now.” They were astonished that it actually had a name, but they quickly shook out of it again when a man approached Bridget, who had been left unattended by Jess for less than a second.

They held their breath as he struck up a conversation, holding an eye out for Jess.

The whispers around them started, about who the man was and his relationship to the unmarried queen.

They finally noticed the bright purple and pink head of hair, but it wasn’t going in the right direction.

They spotted her near the front of the crowd, in the middle of all the whispers, and had turned around with two drinks in her hands, quickly shuffling out of the big red double doors.

“Oh, I think this might just be the end, or they’ll make up and it’ll go back to normal.” Ella commented, then left the two girls, who shared a look and unanimously agreed to go after Jess.

They found her in a hallway a few minutes walking away, just enough so she couldn’t be heard by the party goers.

“Jess?” The woman’s head shot up, eyes bright, but they dimmed a bit when they connected with Red’s.

“Yeah?” Oh wait her eyes were literally glowing in the dark.

“We were just worried, since you left so abruptly.” Chloe explained, Red nodding along as she observed her former adoptive mother.

In this timeline, she was just the fun aunt, not the parent who stepped up and took her from her neglecting mother, not the woman who spend 8 years teacher her everything about the forest.

“Oh it’s nothing girls, how about you two go back in and I’ll join you after a bit-!”

“Why don’t you say something.” Red cut her off, staring into her eyes.

“I don’t understand.” She knew that she did know, but she would never admit that to her.

“Why don’t you stop all those men from asking my mom out, you can do something about it, why don’t you?” Jess stared at her for a while, then looked down at her nails.

“Not like she cares, she’s your mother, I’m not talking about this to you.” The two girls shared another look, and closed in on the cat, who noticed and arched a brow.

“What?”

“Tell us why you think that?” Chloe pried carefully, tilting her head curiously.

“You sure you want that one? She acts like a dog.” Red rolled her eyes at her attempt to deflect, and it almost worked if it wasn’t for Red snapping Chloe out of trying to come up with a rebuttal.

“Why.” Red crossed her arms, glaring at Jess, who glared right back.

“Why do you have to know, it has nothing to do with you two.”

“It’s my mom, now what did she do to make you think she doesn’t care.” Jess sighed, leaning back against the wall as she looked at Red.

“She doesn’t care because every date I’ve asked her on has been seen as platonic, even worse, I thought we were dating for almost a year when we weren’t, so not only was I embarrassed, I had to explain to my friends that I wasn’t in a happy relationship, but I had just mistaken myself.” Red grimaced, and Chloe reached out to pat her on the back.

“That’s shitty.”

“Poor you, you must’ve been so heartbroken!”

“You guys are 20 years younger than me why the living hell are you talking to me about this.”

-

“I’m just here for-! going to go now….” Jess stopped in her tracks, her usual ‘barge into Bridget’s room and force her to wake up and get ready, ending up with getting dragged into a cuddle session’ wasn’t going to be like that now, because the queen was up… awake… and- with a man.

Her grip on the doorknob tightened as her eyes widened, her mouth moving before her brain did, eyes wide as she saw Bridget in her robe and the man in her bed.

I mean, she’s an adult woman, she should be allowed- how else would Red be here- I mean this is totally acceptable she’s a grown woman with needs and wants like every-

She slammed the doors she had barged in through shut, closing her eyes and taking a deep breath before quickly hurrying down the corridor, having been banned from teleporting in the halls because she scared a few too many servants on ‘accident’.

-

“Where’s Jess? She’s usually the one hoarding all the sausages.” Red frowned as she looked around the dining room, hearing Bridget’s sigh her and Chloe’s heads snapped to her from looking around.

“She may have… walked into my room this morning….” She looked so uncomfortable talking about it, and the man at the table in Jess’ spot only laughed.

“She walked in on us the morning after we had sex.” He finished, and Red nearly puked her breakfast back out, Chloe choking on her tea.

Their wide eyes met Bridget’s, who pinched the bridge of her nose.

“You know, this isn’t going to work out. Guards! Please escort him out!” She called for the guards, and the man complained and protested loudly through the hallways until he was set outside.

“So where’d Jess run off to? I thought she might be with you two?” They both shook their heads, and Bridget frowned.

“Mh, that’s strange, well, I guess I’ll send out a few guards to search for her, could you two check the tea store?” Red quickly nodded, grabbing Chloe’s hand and dragging her out of the room, waving goodbye to her mother.

“So my mom’s not gay.” She concluded in the safety of her own room, which had a door this time, and Chloe shrugged.

“You don’t know, she can still like Jess.” Chloe shrugged from her place on Chloe’s bed, staring at the girl as she paced across her room.

“This is a tragedy! How will- where is Jess even?!” Red turned to Chloe, dragging her away again as the girl groaned for her to calm down.

-

Tea house was a bust, she wasn’t there, so the only reasonable thing to do was to dress Chloe up in her most ‘unsuspecting girl’ outfit and send her out into the forest in hopes of getting pranked by Jess.

“I’m not doing this.” Chloe eventually set her foot down when Red was about to drop her in the woods.

“What?”

“We’re going back to the castle and telling Bridget about all of this, including the fact that Jess is missing, and that she’s madly in love with her, and then we’ll be done-!”

“No!” Both Red and Jess yelled at the same time, the woman appearing in between them with a frown.

“No telling Bridget, i’m not missing, also did she come looking for me?” Red and Chloe glanced at each other, and Chloe looked away, she really couldn’t lie.

“Yeah, she quickly checked the tea shop and the town but she had some work to do so she send us and some guards.” Jess nodded at her, grabbing both of their hands before teleporting them to the castle again, and herself into Bridget’s office.

“Hi!” Bridget jumped up with a squeal, holding up her hands with her cards between her fingers as defence, then realising who it was.

“Don’t scare me like that Jess! Where were you?” She sighed in relief, picking up her pen again to return to her paperwork.

“I was in the forest, searching for some people to play pranks on, Red found me and told me to get back, apparently you were worried~?” She teased, and Bridget looked up with a frown.

“Worried? Jess, you’re a grown woman, I’d be worried if you were gone for a week, not a few hours.” Jess’ cheeks dusted pink in embarrassment, which Bridget didn’t notice, luckily, and instead she returned to her paperwork again.

“Besides, it would’ve been extremely uncomfortable, because you walked into my room whilst I was with a man, and you reacted pretty… strongly.”

“Yeah…. Strongly.” Not like I’ve been in love with you since forever.

-

“You had me embarras myself in front of her! This isn’t funny Red!” Jess had burst into the girl’s room, who had huddled up with Chloe on her bed and was half asleep when she came in.

“Kind of is- not! Absolutely not!” She changed her answer when Chloe jabbed her in the stomach.

“She told me, and I quote! ‘You’re a grown woman, I’d be worried if you were gone for a week, not a few hours.’ ?!” The princess of Hearts grimaced, looking at the woman standing in her doorway.

“That’s awful, but once again, I’m a kid… and this isn’t something I want to get into, so could you cry it out somewhere else?” Jess understood that, pretty normal, I mean she was on the verge of tears about her mom so she got it.

She quickly exited the room, roaming the castle halls as she was lost in thought.

Eventually she ended up in front of Bridget’s room, the pink heart shaped doors bringing a sense of heart breaking nostalgia up her throat.

“Stupid princesses and their stupid crowns and stupid smiles.” She grumbled, turning around and hastily walking away, not wanting to bump into the woman who clearly couldn’t give a lesser fuck about her and her well being.

“Jess!” The Hare hopped up to her as she appeared in front of the tea shop, looking down at the man with a near stone impression.

“The usual? A Wonder Under? Or are you going back to-?”

“Twisted spheres and Ribbonous spirals, if you could.” She sat down at the large table, the hatter sliding the cup towards her with a grin.

“How’s it going with little miss queen?” The hare quickly did a cut throat motion to stop him from asking further, and he zipped his lips and threw away the key…. Quickly searching for it because he did want to talk.

“Apparently! I’m nothing more than a friend, I could be gone for a week and then she’ll be worried! Because I’m a grown woman, who doesn’t need her to be happy and who definitely doesn’t think about her all the time, because that’d be unhealthy and heartbreaking.” Her claws dug into her palms, the other almost shattering the cup, which trembled in her unstable hold.

“Because I’m just a nuisance who keeps barging into her room in the morning, and who holds her hand, and who-!” Her mouth was covered by a hand.

The caterpillar was stood behind her, his multitude of hands reaching for the tea cup offered to him.

“Stop your rambling, for I am here, the wide one here to heed your warnings and quell your fears.”

“That sounds stupid.”

“You sound stupid!”

-

“I just want her to see how much I love her, you know? Like what have I ever done to indicate I wanted to be ‘just a friend’ to her?” Jess, ever the womanizer (Bridget doesn’t agree), had gathered up a few girls in the bar she had settled in, sitting st the bar with the girls circling around her listening to her talk.

Okay- half of them were there because girls stick together and they wanted to help her get out of the life changing revelation that her best friend might actually not like her back, and they might not be just playing and too nervous to ask the other out.

The other half was also there for that reason, but stuck around not because of girlhood, but because they just wanted to see if this girl could be their future partner or not.

“So now I don’t know what to do. Do I stop talking to her? Do I keep talking to her? How can I get over her?” They let out a collective hum, one of them- Chelsea, who was here on vacation, spoke up first.

“Ditch her.”

It caused an uproar, both from the girls and the other people at the bar who were listening in.

All of a sudden the whole bar was huddled around Jess, all agreeing and disagreeing with each other on how to handle it.

“Ditch the woman! Not worth it!” A man yelled, getting quite a few agreeing yells.

“Keep in contact, that’s your best friend girl! Don’t let this get in the way!” Someone else exclaimed, once again shouts of agreement.

“But our whole relationship was basically me thinking we were just dancing around the subject of dating, and her not even knowing I was interested. I asked her out to castlecoming!” A collective gasp.

“Ditch!”

“No!”

“Yes!”

“What is going on here?” Bridget herself had come down from her castle, which barely happened at night, especially not in a bar.

“Oh-!”

“The queen!”

“Queen Bridget!” The sea parted, and as if it was out of a movie, they locked eyes and she smiled.

“Jess, there you are, I had been looking for you.” There it was! She does worry about me! Why would I ever think she didn’t?

“I need your help picking out a dress! I have a date tonight with a suitor! I’m so excited!” Bridget had rushed them into her quarters, into her closet.

“Right. Suitor.” Jess gritted her teeth, glaring at her feet for being so fucking dumb as to think she’s ever want to be with someone like her.

As stupid, morally blind, neon coloured as her.

If she didn’t watch out her skin would turn bright pink, which had happened before, no queen would want to be with someone who turns pink when they’re distracted.

“So! Pink or white?” She held up both dresses, and Jess narrowed her eyes, that alcohol was kicking in.

“Yeah, I can’t really see, I’m black out drunk.” She grinned before she collapsed.

Wether it was from the rollercoaster of a day she had, or from the alcohol, she’ll never know, what she did know, was when she woke up in Bridget’s bed, there was a bucket and some paracetamol on the nightstand, and a note with a glass of water.

Jess grabbed the note, almost too quick, and her eyes excitedly scanned over it’s contents, her smile quickly dying down.

‘I don’t know if i’ll be back when you wake up, so I’ve left you some painkillers and water to ease the headache you’re bound to get. I chose to go with the pink dress by the way! I’m going on a date with a guy named Arthur, not the old one. He’s pretty nice from what I’ve heard of him. I’m trying to get more out there, you know, since Red’s gone almost all year it gets pretty lonely in the castle. Sleep loads and don’t get too sick!

Love, Your Bridget.’

Jess stared at the note for a while, before she let it fall and turned around to scream in one of the white and pink pillows, screaming until her voice was hoarse and she couldn’t make a sound or else it’d hurt.

“It get lonely in this castle!” She mocked, turned back around with a huff, frowning deeply, “what am I even to her?! Do I even exist outside of her just friends section?! And why would she give me his name?! To murder him?!” She groaned, her voice hurt, and her heart hurt, and her head hurt, and her body hurt, and her stomach- she puled into the bucket, slowly sitting up and at the side of the bed, standing up and rinsing out her sickness from the white bucket, handing it to one of the servants outside the doors, explaining that she already rinsed it but it needed more thorough cleaning, before closing the door to Bridget’s quarters once more.

“Stupid Bridget with her stupid smile and her stupid hair and her stupid face and her stupid words!” She wanted to yell, scream and cry into the woman’s face, but she couldn’t, because Bridget doesn’t know, and will never know, because with the way things are going, Jess will never even have a chance.

She laid on her back on the sheets, staring up at the ceiling, the same ceiling she had spend hundreds of nights under with Bridget, sleep overs that lasted well over a week, staring into each other’s eyes, guessing answers on their vacation homework, holding hands as they wrote essays, talking about her kingdom, sharing kisses, their fears of the future, cuddling, Bridget’s fear of being a bad mom to Red.

The usual stuff.

At least, that’s what Jess wanted to belief.

She wanted so, so desperately for all of their shared nights to mean something, that she made it mean something, to her, at least.

To Bridget, those were just her early 20s, just her exploring and living life, going to parties, getting drunk, trying random recipes that usually ended in disaster.

Now they’re almost 40, and Jess has no idea what to do, if she even wants to do anything, what wiuld she even do?

Bridget has it all figured out, she’s the queen, had a daughter, is searching for a boyfriend.

Her life is perfect, because she never cared about all that.

She never cared about Jess and her professing her love all those times, all those years ago, she only shrugged it off, she didn’t care that she got pregnant from that one night stand, she had an heir, good for her.

She didn’t care.

She lived life, she was happy because she didn’t look back too much.

Jess did care.

She cared too much.

Her whole live, all she had ever done was care, about Bridget, Ella, Red, Chloe, Chad, her friends at the teashop.

She didn’t want to care, so she put up this big act of being all that and being horrible and mean, but she cared, too much.

So much so that she’ll never find love again, purely because she cared too much about Bridget, Bridget and her stupidly pretty face.

[rabbitsrams]

Stella!! Tomorrow is Schlatts birthday :D (for me atleast, idk what time zone nyc has) Could you do something about him and reader? I’m thinking about how reader would just ABSOLUTELY spoil schlatt, or just like on any holiday. Doesn’t even have to be a holiday bro. But specifically on his birthday!!

Big guy turning 24 ‼️‼️💪

KASEYYYY YESSSS OMG <3333 i was planning to write a little smthn to celebrate his bday but time slipped away😭like i almost forgot it was this soon😭

it's still the 9th as im writing this but i will schedule so it's posted 12am austin time so HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG GUY <33333

little bit of suggestive stuff under the cut but mostly bday fluff <33

♡ okay. so.

♡ september 10, 12am. you and schlatt are probably already awake (night owl moment) but once the clock hits 12, you're all over him

♡ "HAPPY BIRTHDAY J!!!!"

♡ just showering him in kisses and hugs

♡ schlatt's not really a big birthday guy. doesn't really want to make a big deal about celebrating or anything. as long as he's with you and the cats that's all that matters.

♡ but not you. you've got a whole day planned.

♡ he wants to get back to editing but you're dragging him to your bedroom to give him his... first gift. (wink)

♡ BIRTHDAY HEAD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

♡ he falls asleep after and because he's a deep sleeper (lowkey he gives deep sleeper but correct me if i'm wrong), you take the time to bake him a little cake.

♡ box cake, yes, but his favorite flavor of box cake :)

♡ and besides, you've got another one hidden in the freezer.

♡ you take an hour to frost it with his little ram guy (as best as you can draw it)

♡ it's the schlake!!!

♡ also as the cake is baking you take the time to decorate the house with silly little decorations (happy birthday banners, balloons, etc.)

♡ after all that you go to sleep

♡ he ends up waking up earlier than you

♡ is super surprised but happy to see the decorations

♡ doesn't want to wake you cuz you sleeping soundly by his side, head resting on his chest is the perfect gift.

♡ but he knows he has to eventually since jambo and the other guy paw at him so he can feed them

♡ him just marveling at the decorations all around the house

♡ he laughs so hard (in a happy way) seeing the schlake your decorated cake

♡ that causes you to wake up hehe

♡ you rush to the kitchen and see him just so happy🥺🥺🥺

♡ "do you like the cake?"

♡ "i love it." then he takes you into his arms <3

♡ this man loves you so much

♡ and you love him so much

♡ cake for breakfast!!!

♡ again he doesn't really wanna do too much but u insist on taking him to a batting cage <3

♡ smthn simple, yes, but you know how much he loves baseball :))

♡ it's kinda hot to watch him hit the baseballs ngl

♡ then going to dinner his fav korean bbq place :)))

♡ then going back home to have a chill rest of the night together

♡ opening presents too <33 getting him a ton of sweatshirts u found on ebay <333

♡ again i don't rly see schlatt as someone who wants to rly celebrate his bday

♡ but he still very much enjoyed the day with u <33

♡ happy birthday big guy ilysm <3

[yaut-jaknowit]

Okay but now I started thinking on how would an argument with Gawtin go? Also, glad to be back to pester you💪

An Argument with Gawtin

Pairing: Gawtin (Female Yautja) x GN!Reader

Word Count: 1247 (Couldn't help it)

Summary: Like dominos falling in line, things build up until the dam can't handle it. The stress, the cracks. The two of you are a tornado, feeding off of each other.

Author Note: I decided to do this a little different than I usual do this. I have off feelings about angst, like arguments and you might see it here. To be honest, Gawtin doesn't get anger often, rarely at all. Thank you Kissmyaft! I love it when you come to give me phenomenal ideas such as this!

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Part 2

Honestly, Gawtin and Reader don’t fight very often. Some disagreements, of course. Some miscommunications. We are talking about two different species, cultures.

But Gawtin doesn’t like to feed into anger. She, like most other females, are cooler minded than their male counterparts. They know how to discuss their issues than result to straight violence. Fights do break out when no one can’t come to an agreement. Nothing that could kill the other though.

When an argument happens, it’s when both are at end of their lines. Gawtin is stressed out from Qui’oky or something with the village. She brings it home with her unfortunately.

Reader has had some trouble still adapting to the new planet or being homesick or worrying over Gawtin. That sets off Gawtin even more. The two of them feeding on each other’s energy.

Reader wants to be left alone, unsure if someone around will help them. In the heat of the moment, words are exchanged. Unfortunately.

Gawtin, no matter how enraged she ever becomes will never, ever, hit you. Yes, for Yautjas, fighting and violence is normal. But you aren’t Yautja. You are weaker than her. It’s just fact. She’s okay with that.

“Can you just fuck off already?” you snapped when Gawtin entered your art room. The door had slid back to reveal the hulking green form that made up Gawtin. Her purple eyes pinned on you sitting at your desk, trying to distract yourself.

Like two demons feeding on each other, you consumed the other’s energy. Like a tornado starting to form or even a hurricane. She had arrived home, pissed off. Someone had gotten under her skin and caused her to be a raging bitch currently. As her wonderful mate, you wanted nothing more to rid her of this unease.

But she just threw it all back in your face.

Qui’oky was set down for a cranky nap in Gawtin’s room. Poor thing sounded tired from missing a nap from this morning. He kept fussing for a bit. Since you knew Gawtin wasn’t wanting to speak with you when she dismissed you harshly, you just went to hide away in your art room. The safe haven that she had gifted to you once she took notice of your skill of wielding a pencil.

A gruff scoff met your ears. You huffed with a roll of your eyes but kept your sight on the blank page before you. It felt not only was that taunting you but Gawtin too. She had to come in here after dismissing you. Didn’t just say she didn’t want you around her and to go away? Dismissed like a measly pet.

“All you do is whine,” she grunted back at you. You head whipped up, back still towards the Yautja. Your nostrils flared in an attempt not to spin around give a piece of your mind. All the shit she’s made you put up with from the first day you met her in that damn forest. For all that you cared for, you could’ve just left her to bleed out! Or let the fucking soldiers take her!

Instantly, you felt regret at the thought and tried to calm yourself down. That didn’t stop the need to cry rise up inside of you.

“Well, you ruined fucking everything in my normal life,” you returned fire, hand grasping the pencil. The wood groaned at the pressure. Your knuckles turning white.

Another scoff. Soft, pitter-patter of feet glided across the floor until the beast was hovering behind you. Her blazing heat boring down on your hunched over form. “Ruined? I’ve given you everything as my mate. How have I ruined ‘everything’?”

A massive palm was placed on the small open space on the desk. This allowed her to bend her body more over you, blanketing you in her shadow. The pencil creaked again. “By taking me here! I don’t belong here. You took me from everything. My home. My family. My friends.”

“I think you are misremembering things, ooman. It was your choice to come with me. You saved me, I could not kill you after I owe you my life and Qui’oky. Why are you so angry?” she growled, nails digging into the wood of your table. That seemed to tick you off more. She was destroying your things.

“I have a right to be angry! You ruined everything. My life is forever stuck here because of you. I’ll die here, on a planet so far from home,” you bite out then finally whipped around in your chair to face her. Gawtin did not move. She stayed sturdy like an oak tree. You bumped into her only to be knocked against your table. It was the only thing holding you up. That didn’t stop you from glaring the Yautja right in the eye and baring your teeth. Something you learned from your time in her culture.

Her mandibles bristled at the sight. A growl starting deep in her chest as she glared down at your unwavering form. “Then, go back. Leave. Go back. Go back home.” That last word was spat out with such disgust, spit hitting your face.

Realization smacked you harder, harder than anyone or thing could. Words said in the heat of the moment but she was telling you to leave. This wasn’t your home, not in her eyes. And that hurt. You felt the way your chest tightened and twisted like a serrated knife lodged there. Tears, hot and burning pooled in your eyes, throat threatening to close up.

Gawtin grunted and leaned down so close her mandibles barely brushed against your cheeks. “Are you going to cry now?” she mocked with a look of distain on her alien face. When you took a deep breath in to cool your nerves, your breath hitched, catching on the lump building in your throat. By god, you were on the verge of breaking down right in front of her.

Something you refused to do. You steeled your nerves, stood up, shoulders back, and got impossibly closer to her face. An act she wasn’t expecting. “Get out.” She raised her gem-studded brow. “Get out!” you shouted at Gawtin, full force. This was your area, your space, your safe haven in this fucked up world you’ve been brought to. Somewhere to go.

Chittering cries echoed out in the hall. Shit. Your breath hitched. Qui’oky had been awoken by your yelling. Guilt dripped into your veins at the sound of his crying. Gawtin huffed that ended in a throaty growl before standing up and marching out of the room.

Once the door slid closed behind her, your whole body nearly went completely lax. Anger still simmered beneath your skin. Yet, sorrow followed in its wake. You bowed your head to calm yourself before plopping down in your seat. The chair squeaking at the new weight. You hated arguing. With her of all people too.

In your hand, you let the pencil go. It’s now shattered pieces falling onto the wooden table. You groaned and placed your head in your hands, fretting over how to fix this.

Hot, fresh tears wettened the wood underneath you. ‘Go back home.’ You flinched as Gawtin’s words echoed back at you in the silence of your room. Qui’oky’s voice barely coming through the door. You clutched your hair at the thought of her not wanting you anymore. Had you just ruined everything?

Heh, it wasn’t her that ruined everything. No. You just did that.

[cloudluvrrr]

His off days

— Argenti x reader

Sorry I haven’t done requests I’ve been playing games and was kidnapped to go to drivers ed 🙁

I hope u like it’s pure fluff for once

Per usual I don’t believe in proofreading

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— Ma cherie - malice mizer

-he travels a lot meaning he sleeps in a bunch of random hotels, but he has a home with you on a far away planet. A simple little home, where he’ll go during his off time. (Which isn’t much)

-when he does visit, he’s greeted by the living room being tidy. And the smell of baked goods from the stone oven.

-most often than not he’ll return at night, you can hear the small clanks of his armor as he removes it.

-he’ll enter your shared room quietly and put on his night attire. Eventually joining you in bed slowly, not to wake you. Sometimes he’ll lay awake admiring your sleeping features, your soft lips, the way your nose scrunches, and your wisps of hair fall onto your face

—

You slowly woke up, it was still night but your view was now obstructed by the night of beauty. “You’re back” you quietly croaked cuddling into his warmth “..that I am my love, please don’t stay up for me” he replied softly in his soothing voice as he traced the bridge of your nose

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-how you spend your days depends, sometimes you spend it baking together. Or rather staying cuddled up in bed as he tells you his adventures. Other days you’ll go to the market

-sometimes he’ll let your brush his hair as he washes his face, or fills out paperwork.

-and he’ll do the same to you (brushing your hair, and styling it) And He never fails to steal a kiss from you

-but he’ll never go a day without giving you some type of gift, he’ll give you many from his travels.

‘This one reminded me of you’.

he said simply as he handed you the 50th thing he'd bought in his travels.

-when it’s a holiday or anniversary he’ll go a bit bigger, but it’s usually a rose (duh), a trinket, or a piece of jewelry. Which all are on display on your vanity. (Or jewelry box or sink idk)

- he’d also help you shop for clothing, he’ll let you know what colors suit you. As well as silhouettes, but he will NEVER say something is ugly on you. He’d prefer ‘unflattering’ but he’d say it’s the clothing fault, not yours

-he’s a gentlemen, he’ll take you on dates, to cafes or fancy restaurants. Lead you places with his hand, kiss your hand, knuckles, wrist, nose, corner of your lips. EVERYTHING.

-He also bought you a promise ring, it’s simple with a ruby on it. He had a matching one, but it’s hidden under his many layers

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“What is this” you asked looking at the simple band with a single ruby on it “a promise ring” he said kissing the ring on your finger “..it’s meant to embody our love darling, do you not like it?” He asked his brows furrowing in confusion “no! I love it and you!.. I was just confused on why you gave me a ring that wasn’t an engagement ring-“ you said trailing off, and he began to chuckle “one day my love, when i have traveled all the planets, we’ll marry”

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He doesn’t have much time off two weeks at most once every few months. It’s tiring but when he sneaks into your bedroom it’s all worth it

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It’s short I’m sorry 😔 I will write my requests guys TRUST 💪💪💪💪💪

HELP anyways i love you

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