#under a bush whilst a policeman stands over my shoulder reminding the class that everyone on the internet is a liar perv theif or murderer | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

matt-murdick · 3 months ago

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one thing about me is that I was raised with the Internet at a point where they knew it was dangerous so they told you about the dangers, but schools were still allowed to show very graphic videos to small children so part of me skips along the Internet like it's a public footpath through a field of barley, and the rest of me is trekking through a post apocalyptic wasteland and I will shoot anything that moves.

All this to say, I don't repost anything I'm asked to, or personal looking asks. I don't even read it, I just delete and/or block based on a first glance. And if someone gets a little too passionate? Blocked. I don't want that here. This is my designated fandom space, and the only thing in it is fandom and funnies.

#whenever anyone mentions any personal info i am 9yrs old again watching a dramatic reinactment of a teenager being murdered and left #under a bush whilst a policeman stands over my shoulder reminding the class that everyone on the internet is a liar perv theif or murderer #god those where brutal #kids adverts dont even threaten grevious bodily harm anymore so idk what they do instead but at least you always got a ruler #kids these days are too used to the internet they have no fear #and all the older generations think of the internet as a fun place where you have to be wary of scams #not me babe. i fear death.#(i am an adult btw. thats why i cant get over seeing kids disreadarding internet safety)#(tell no one anything)#wish the kids would get off social media and go back to playing hair styling or bin games smh #idk if this makes sense but i am ill so it looks fine to me

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