#uncleposting

[ips-northstar-official]

Hey uncle I got a personal question and an impersonal question, pick and choose

What was it like for you before the incident?

How big that shotgun?

1. HARD TO DESCRIBE

IT’S KINDA LIKE LIVING AS A MEMORY OF YOURSELF

YOU DO ALL THE THINGS YOU WOULD DO BUT THERE WASN’T AWAKE-NESS BEHIND IT

2.

[ips-northstar-official]

DO IT

//[UNCLE]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[ips-northstar-official]

My wife asked me what my favorite hacking frame was, I told her Blackbeard, I think she might divorce me.

REAL

//[UNCLE]

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

my uncle fuckign slaying it on the karaoke mic tonight the jet lag has done NOTHING to him 😭😭😭💀💀

[ips-northstar-official]

IT MEANS HIS NAME IS JIMBO, DUH

ALSO GET FURSONA’D IDIOT

//[UNCLE]

one of my fucking coworkers just sent me this anonymously on my dataslate what does this mean and why did they draw me like that - intern

[jessaerys]

way too many people on here to unclepost honestly. would it be insane to make a third, secreter blog

[rypnami]

i’m going to be offline for about a week starting at some point tomorrow! i’ll be somewhere with no cell service or internet or anything.

don’t miss my uncleposting toooo much ;)

i’ll be back by the 29th!

[tsubasaclones]

I am the CEO of watanuki uncleposting

[scariercnidaria]

ohh watching uncle im boutta start uncleposting so hard (single post coming up). shows got a surprising amount of heart im glad i made it to season 2

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

I feel like TMFU is one of the few pieces of media I’ve seen recently where like... I don’t prefer one ship over the other.

Like, in other things I’ve watched, even if I liked two pairings involving the same person very much, I’d still think, “Yeah, I still like this one more, though.” But that really isn’t the case with the movie.

Gaby/Illya is wonderful because it plays into the classic “fake dating/engagement” trope, which is always fun to watch, and seeing Illya become soft for Gaby, even though he’s about as far from soft at the start of the movie as night is from day, is VERY enjoyable. Illya honestly loves Gaby so much that even after she apparently betrayed them, he doesn’t want to believe it. At the end of the movie, he forgives her, knowing it wasn’t her choice to tell on him and Napoleon, and tells her that he would’ve done the same thing in her position. Throughout the movie, it’s clear that feelings start developing between the two, but there’s enough tension (and InTeRuPtIoNs) that keep us thinking “DAMN IT THEY WERE SO CLOSE”. Also, I’m always a sucker for a height difference, and... Illya tol. Gaby smol. Their dynamic is wonderful, and the scene where he just carries her to bed and says, “Goodnight, little chop shop girl.” is absolutely adorable.

Napoleon/Illya is good because..... Enemies to Lovers. But seriously, they start out as adversaries on opposite sides of the Iron Curtain, but they start to have an understanding and respect for one another that grows until finally, at the end of the movie, it culminates in Napoleon - knowing fully well that Illya has been ordered to kill him to get the disc - returning his father’s watch to him because he’s grown to respect Illya so much, and Illya forsaking the objective of his mission - and risking the possibility of facing the same shame his father did, a shame that haunted him ever since childhood - for the same reason; he’s gained a deep respect for the spy he spent the entire beginning of the movie trying to kill.

Like, even if I set aside the idea of an ot3 (which is ALSO wonderful. Illya has Two Hands), these relationships & their dynamics are so enjoyable & interesting to watch that no matter what ship ended up happening, I’d be more happy about that ship being canon than I would be about the other one not being canon. Both Are Good.

[malewifewwx]

Had a dream where my nephew and I were at the vet getting my cat checked out and he kept trying to play with the phone on the wall of the exam room

[ips-northstar-official]

DID SOMEBODY SAY PIRATES

//[UNCLE]

does anyone know how to fget stickers off of the surfae of an ips-n drake's sheild.

asking because my scraps are coated in these and its starting to make me nervous just what the previous owner was into. there sso many and someof them are really weird

i woukd have used some water and soap and soem sticker remover but these thinfs are like. under a coat of sone kind of terrible resin

[alteredsilicone]

uncleposting

[ips-northstar-official]

its really funny randomly seeing one of your posts with uncle in my dash, cause i was the person a whhhilllleeee ago that made a deez joke confusing enough to make uncle sentient

YOU

//[UNCLE]

[ips-northstar-official]

AS SOMEONE BORN LITERALLY FROM THE OMNINET

YEAH NO I GET IT GRAE

//[UNCLE]

+ I saw Thermie, Testament, and all these other really cool NHP companions or independent individuals on the Omninet and thought it would be really cool to let GRAE make a post or two, but he completely refuses. He's so indignant to the idea that he shut off my PDA so I couldn't use my TTS, then shut off his visual sensors when I continued in sign. Just, no room for discussion. At all. This is insanely out of character for him...

[ips-northstar-official]

UNCLE HELP, MY STUPID SQUADMATE PUT SEKHMET IN AN ENKIDU AND IT'S GONE SUPER BERSERK, WHAT DO I D- -Transmission lost-

YOUR SQUADMATE IS A DUMBASS

YOU PROBABLY WANNA RESTRAIN THAT MECH AND LET SEKHMET TIRE THEMSELVES OUT. IT’LL HAPPEN EVENTUALLY

MAYBE SPRAY IT WITH COOLANT UNTIL IT’S NOT SHOOTING DAGGERS AT THEIR BRAIN AND MAYBE THEY’LL CALM DOWN A LITTLE

DUMBASS

//[UNCLE]