#uncleposting

[ips-northstar-official]

Hey uncle I got a personal question and an impersonal question, pick and choose

What was it like for you before the incident?

How big that shotgun?

1. HARD TO DESCRIBE

IT’S KINDA LIKE LIVING AS A MEMORY OF YOURSELF

YOU DO ALL THE THINGS YOU WOULD DO BUT THERE WASN’T AWAKE-NESS BEHIND IT

2.

[livingdeadgirl3]

my uncle told my little brother to lift him up (he’s 6’3 and JACKED) and when my brother said he couldn’t my uncle said don’t be a puss 😭

[ips-northstar-official]

DO IT

//[UNCLE]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[ips-northstar-official]

My wife asked me what my favorite hacking frame was, I told her Blackbeard, I think she might divorce me.

REAL

//[UNCLE]

[livingdeadgirl3]

earlier today my uncle hugged me and it was the first time I actually felt loved by someone.

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

my uncle fuckign slaying it on the karaoke mic tonight the jet lag has done NOTHING to him 😭😭😭💀💀

[ips-northstar-official]

IT MEANS HIS NAME IS JIMBO, DUH

ALSO GET FURSONA’D IDIOT

//[UNCLE]

one of my fucking coworkers just sent me this anonymously on my dataslate what does this mean and why did they draw me like that - intern

[jessaerys]

way too many people on here to unclepost honestly. would it be insane to make a third, secreter blog

[tsubasaclones]

I am the CEO of watanuki uncleposting

[ips-northstar-official]

RECEIVING RECEIVING 0-4-2-4-9

HOLD FOR SIGNAL ON THIS CHANNEL

LET’S GIVE ‘EM A LIGHTSHOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

//[UNCLE]

DENIABLE OPERATIONS I

"Holding steady at 100,000 metres. Is our payload ready?"

"STRIKE FUND can scramble within two minutes."

"Good. Have we got a location yet?"

"No unusual communications from the detainment centre yet. Commwatch is still monitoring. PROVIDENCE EYE is tracking seven unusual convoys, however."

"Interesting. LIGHT EATER is still masking our position?"

"Affirmative. According to their ground watch we're a star in the sky."

"Excellent. Keep the engines off and tap ZERO DAY. Let's see what havoc we cause and how they react."

"Anything particular, ma'am?"

"Anything that ZERO DAY thinks would have an impact. Don't cause widespread alarm but make them wonder what's going on."

"Legion-bridge is prepped as per your orders, ma'am. MASQUE ETERNAL is ready to receive you."

"Excellent."

[Join the choir, Captain.]

[scariercnidaria]

ohh watching uncle im boutta start uncleposting so hard (single post coming up). shows got a surprising amount of heart im glad i made it to season 2

[ips-northstar-official]

its really funny randomly seeing one of your posts with uncle in my dash, cause i was the person a whhhilllleeee ago that made a deez joke confusing enough to make uncle sentient

YOU

//[UNCLE]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

I feel like TMFU is one of the few pieces of media I’ve seen recently where like... I don’t prefer one ship over the other.

Like, in other things I’ve watched, even if I liked two pairings involving the same person very much, I’d still think, “Yeah, I still like this one more, though.” But that really isn’t the case with the movie.

Gaby/Illya is wonderful because it plays into the classic “fake dating/engagement” trope, which is always fun to watch, and seeing Illya become soft for Gaby, even though he’s about as far from soft at the start of the movie as night is from day, is VERY enjoyable. Illya honestly loves Gaby so much that even after she apparently betrayed them, he doesn’t want to believe it. At the end of the movie, he forgives her, knowing it wasn’t her choice to tell on him and Napoleon, and tells her that he would’ve done the same thing in her position. Throughout the movie, it’s clear that feelings start developing between the two, but there’s enough tension (and InTeRuPtIoNs) that keep us thinking “DAMN IT THEY WERE SO CLOSE”. Also, I’m always a sucker for a height difference, and... Illya tol. Gaby smol. Their dynamic is wonderful, and the scene where he just carries her to bed and says, “Goodnight, little chop shop girl.” is absolutely adorable.

Napoleon/Illya is good because..... Enemies to Lovers. But seriously, they start out as adversaries on opposite sides of the Iron Curtain, but they start to have an understanding and respect for one another that grows until finally, at the end of the movie, it culminates in Napoleon - knowing fully well that Illya has been ordered to kill him to get the disc - returning his father’s watch to him because he’s grown to respect Illya so much, and Illya forsaking the objective of his mission - and risking the possibility of facing the same shame his father did, a shame that haunted him ever since childhood - for the same reason; he’s gained a deep respect for the spy he spent the entire beginning of the movie trying to kill.

Like, even if I set aside the idea of an ot3 (which is ALSO wonderful. Illya has Two Hands), these relationships & their dynamics are so enjoyable & interesting to watch that no matter what ship ended up happening, I’d be more happy about that ship being canon than I would be about the other one not being canon. Both Are Good.

[malewifewwx]

Had a dream where my nephew and I were at the vet getting my cat checked out and he kept trying to play with the phone on the wall of the exam room

[alteredsilicone]

uncleposting

[ips-northstar-official]

DID SOMEBODY SAY PIRATES

//[UNCLE]

does anyone know how to fget stickers off of the surfae of an ips-n drake's sheild.

asking because my scraps are coated in these and its starting to make me nervous just what the previous owner was into. there sso many and someof them are really weird

i woukd have used some water and soap and soem sticker remover but these thinfs are like. under a coat of sone kind of terrible resin