#uncleed

[tmgriswold3]

🎄🍺 Oh Christmas Tree #chimay #xmaseve #uncleed 👀 #family #christmastreebeer #trappistmonks #merrychristmas🎄 (at Scottsdale, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmkywpqLag1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[angelpuns]

LEO IMMEDIATELY RECRUITING BOTH OF THEM FOR THE KID LEO COUP BECAUSE BIG LEO IS NICE AND AUGUST IS SMALL AND 'DONNIE-SHAPED'

his standards are incredibly complex *nodding*

Big Leo is @kathaynesart and August is @star-sparkler !!!

@tmntaucompetition

The @tmntaucompetition is no place for a tiny tot to be left alone, especially with all these rowdy teens running amok. My heart just broke when I saw little Kid Leo crying, @angelpuns and @red-rover-au, and I knew Replica Leo's would too. Problem is they're probably going to be searching for a while cuz Replica Leo is looking for other unsupervised children. Oops.

This is in response to these couple of threads I've seen going around: COMIC 1 - COMIC 2 - COMIC 3 - COMIC 4 - COMIC 5

You kids need to all calm down!

[nemui-mochi]

Fukuzawa nooooooo(´；Д；`)

[haruchi-slit]

Hear me out right

Uncle Sukuna teaches us how to swear and commit crime bc he thinks its funny

YOU ARE HEARD LMFAO THAT'S LITERALLY GONNA BE THE DEATH OF MEEEEE

"C'mon now, don't be a little pussy c'mon say it" Sukuna coos "but uncle mom's gonna freaking kill meee" you'd respond "nahh i promise i wouldn't tell your mom or dad" sukuna debates "c'mon now say: "fucking bitch!" promise I'll get you ice cream and I'll let you skip school" "ok ok ok" you sighed taking a deep breath as you get ready saying it.

"fucking bitch!" you whispered "what the fuck is that? c'mon say it louder don't be a bitch now yea?" he snorts encouraging you more

"ok fineee FUCKING BITCH!" you shout while your eyes were close and once you open your eyes your uncle was recording all of it, damn you uncle! "ooohhh imma show it to yo mama you gonna be fucked HAHAHAHHA" Sukuna let out a sinister laugh running thru the hallways of your house looking for your dad and mom "WHATTT YOU BETRAYED ME UNCLEE!" "that's what you get don't trust anyone" he shouts while running, you were grounded for a month...and that's how you got your trust issues, that'a just one of the reasons tho...one time you and your uncle sukuna were shopping in the mall he leans down to your level while you were looking at the aisle full of chocolates "hey do you want those?" you nod thinking your uncle will buy them for you, tho he can but he does not want to, "well steal them then!" he whispers once again "what whyy?" you'd retort "sooo you can have them!" he cheers you up "makes sense" you shrug as you stuff your pocket with chocolates and that's how the top 10 biggest betrayal was made "OHWWWW THEY STEALING SIR THEY STEALINGGG" Sukuna then shouts cause he thinks that it was funny, you were cleary traumatized after that incident he ends up buying the chocolates you stuffed in your pocket and the staff wonders "is this guy sick in the head?"

[new-berry]

I’ve started and stopped and started so many Jude time shenanigans fics. Let’s pretend that Denise’s maiden name is Browne.

Perfectly safe for work not true made up etc.

Denise shakes off the groggy afternoon nap. It’s impossible to sleep properly in a hospital. There was something else though, a nagging sense of wrong, not soft soled shoes on the floor, or constant beeping.

There’s a man standing next to her baby and she takes a sharp inhale of breath, ready to yell until he turns around. He’s an older man, light skinned and tall, with a touch of grey at the temples, and a slightly receding hairline. He has grooves in his forehead and he turns fully to look at her instead of down at baby Jude with his hands behind his back.

He smiles at her warmly. “Don’t wake the baby mama,” he mock whispers to her. Then; “you don’t remember me do you?”

Denise shakes her head. She struggles up and he walks to the bed and, to her surprise, helps her to sit up, his hands compassionate and efficient and gets her a glass of water. Denise watches him turn to put the pitcher down. She feels overwrought and greasy and stares at him suspiciously.

“I’m your uncle Henry, Teresa and George’s” he offers. “I haven’t seen you since, well, you weren’t much older than that fine young man there.”

Denise relaxes back. His face has the odd familiarity of family that you only see in pictures. There was one of her and, well Uncle Henry she supposed. Sitting next to each other on the couch. She doesn’t really remember meeting him but she used to see the picture every time she went to her aunts. He looks younger than she thinks he should. But it’s hard to say, everyone seems like an old person when you’re a child. His cologne when it drifts past her is heavy and rich and his skin is soft and clearly moisturised.

His shirt is expensive and patterned and when he takes the glass back off her there is a heavy expensive gold watch on his wrist.

“I’m only In Birmingham for a short while. I was hoping to meet you before your son made his appearance. It’s hard to work out the exact timing you know? He’s a strapping lad.” Henry turns to the crib again, he half reaches out to touch Jude then rocks back. “We have a gift for you,” he nods to an envelope Denise hadn’t noticed when she woke up.

Jude chirps and Denise moves to get up and Uncle Henry waves her back. “You should be resting,” he scolds her gently, “you’ve been through the wars.”

His accent holds Birmingham but softened with something she can’t place. “Look at this handsome young man,” Uncle Henry coos, scooping Baby Jude up with the practised air of someone often around children. He gently supports Jude’s head and neck when he brings him over.

He patiently helps her adjust him in her arms. Denise looks awkwardly at the front of her hospital gown, nursing is, progressing, but not without a lot of arranging and pillows and thankfully Jude quiets down now she’s holding him.

“I won’t keep you, you both need your rest.” Henry pauses. “I’m sure your Aunty Teresa, my, er ,mother, has told you that I don’t have children.” Denise stoking down Jude’s impossibly soft cheek looks up. There is a longing in Unclee Henry’s eyes.

“She didn’t, still doesn’t, entirely, well” he pauses, “approve of my lifestyle,” Denise does remember that. The aunties and her mum and whispered family gossip about him never returning home after moving to America somewhere. New York maybe, San Francisco. His accent doesn’t sound American though. Still Brummie but with something European Denise can’t place.

Denise looks at Henry. He should be in his sixties, but this well groomed man in front of her is hard to age.

Denise thinks the slightly flashy shirt is very American. And the gold watch. Henry sits down on the chair next to the bed. “I’d like the chance to spend some time with the boys,” he pauses, “well the boy, but you never know what the future holds of course.”

Denise nods in slight confusion. Uncle Henry leans over and strokes Jude’s cheek himself. “I have some regrets not having my own family, and I don’t wish to impose but I would like the chance to be a,” he pauses again, “maybe the fun uncle in their, well in his I mean, in Jude’s life.”

“Anyway,” uncle Henry turns from Jude to her. “There is no pressure and with work I can never be exactly sure when I will be allowed to come back to England, but I’ve left my contact details in the envelope as well. Even if it takes me a day or so, I will always reply.”

Jude stretches, his little mouth moving like he’s drinking in his sleep and Henry stands. “I won’t keep you, I have a, well, a flight I suppose you would say, soon.” He leans down and presses a soft paternal kiss to Denise’s forehead. “Well done Mama to you and Mark. He must be very proud of you as Teresa and George, that is my mum and dad, are of course.”

He turns from the door. “ Teresa, my mother Teresa I mean, gave me a kindness to let me know the baby was born. It might also be kind to not, well mention me too much to her.” Uncle Henry’s smiles at her is slightly strained, looking less sure of himself when she first woke up, “ahhh my companion is calling me. Congratulations again Denise and walks out the door.

The weird beeping noises of the hospital resumes, a backdrop that Denise doesn’t pay much attention to, focused on getting Jude latched on and nursing. He eats with a fixed intensity she has come to expect in these first few days she opens the envelopes. It’s a stack of brand new fifty pound notes and a business card on thick white stock with a crown in the corner. Henry Browne, sports and entertainment agency. There is a phone number and an email address.

There is a trophy embossed on the card and Denise runs her thumb over it.

Teresa is much older than her mother, a generation away, certainly the generation who wouldn’t be thrilled with an unmarried son without children in the entertainment industry.

Denise puts both to the side and makes a mental note to speak to Mark about Jude’s unexpected great uncle showing up. It will have to wait she thinks, already drifting off with the warm weight of her baby son on her shoulder.

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Dyaus and Zeus best friend. Indra and Zeus nephew & uncle

More like Dyaus and Zeus brothers (linguistically) 💅💅💅

And YESSS Indra and Zeus nephew & unclee

Also mythology-wise, Ouranos and Dyaus are more similar cuz the former and Gaia were the first ever couple like Dyaus and Prithvi

So I feel like Ouranos would also feel closer to Dyaus and be like a father-figure to him, or even see him as his equal. However, I don't think Dyaus would like him that much. It'd be like John Kreese x Johnny Lawrence relationship.

[ikram1909]

JORDI IN THE STANDS THATS MY UNCLEE let him watch balde please

Father ❤️

[darkandlightsides]

Malachi came running up to the first of their family he could find, holding something in his little hands. They were both balled tightly in fists as he held whatever was in his hand.

(@sovereignsecurity)

Luckily for the little creature in particular there had been it's two siblings. They seemed to be roughhousing. Coda had Seven in a headlock, ruffling at her hair. Her wings were sprawled out defensively, crying out dramatically

"UNCLLEEE!! UNCLEE!!! COODAAAA LET GOOO!!"

Coda only stopped when they noticed their smallest sibling running forward. They kneeled down to the toddler's height, big black eyes blinking curiously.

"Whatcha gotted there, Mally?"

"Im gunna get raphie to grounds you..."

[ask-your-friend-tanji]

The murderer came out, the door creaking. Milo’s breath hitched and become more shallow and panicked. The murderer was her uncle, Haruki.

(dramaaaaaa~)

(NOOO NOT HIMM THE CRUSTY MUSTLUETT UNCLEE)

"Crap...." said maki looking at haruki, (WAIT DIDNT HE GO TO JAIL IN THIS ONE?) Maki took her knife, "Stay Back" said Maki, "I have 9 11 on call" said maki

[senisevdiginden]

takee mee unclee

[theonepunkasshole]

Tiny unclee??

...I'm an uncle?

[julchenawesome]

...Zuko, SHARE YOUR UNCLEE!!!

Holy shit Uncle Iroh takes no prisoners when it comes to being an ally

[cipherinator]

wait is Ford mable and Dipper's father?

NOO he’s they’re great unclee

[aft3rhrs]

But we want unclee kooookiee baeee

I want him too... hahah I started writing the fic! but I don't know, it's not really going the way I wanted... I think I'm gonna have to change some stuff, but I am working on it! 💖

[florats]

ABC DATES @sillygirlkat @barbecuebaby

A - AXE THROWING / AUGUST 1ST / APPLE PICKING / ANNE FRANKE COSPLAYING / ASS EATING B - BOWLING / BAR FIGHT / BARFING TOGETHER / BULIMIA / BUBBLE BLOWING C - COFFEE DATE / CIRUS / CAR SEX / CATAPULTING ROCKS INTO PEOPLES WINDOWS / CANDEL LIT DINNER D - DAVE & BUSTERS / DINNER / DRUNK DRIVING / DUCK CALLING / DANCING / E - EGG PAINTING / ELEPHANT RIDING / EPSTEINS ISLAND / EASTER ISLAND ADVENTURE / ELMERS GLUE STICK FUN PARTY F - FISHING / FART SMELLING / FORAGING THROUGH THE FOREST FOR MIXED BERRIES G - GOFUR HUNTING / GOKARTING / H - HELLFIRE / HIKING / HELLICOPTOR RIDE I - ICE CASTLES / ICE CREAM / ICE SKATING / ICE CICLE MURDER J - JACK O' LANTERN CARVING / JERKING IT IN THE WOODS / JELLY FISH, JELLY FISH SWIMMING K - KILLER WHALE SPOTTING / KITE / KARATE PARTY / KETAMINE / KARAOKE L - LINE DANCING / LIMO RIDE / LICKING PUBLIC DOOR HANDLE / LIMBO M - MOM / MOVIE / MITCH / MOVIE / MAGIC SHOW N - NACY DREW MUSUEM / NELLY CONCERT / NIGHT RIDE / NACHO DATE O - OFF YOUR SELVES / OPAL HUNTING / ORAL SEX / OX HUNTING P - PUSSY COMPETITION / PARIS / PAINTING DATE / PENIS TICKLE PARTY Q - QUILT MAKING / QUARTER COLLECTING / QUIZNOS / QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACKING / R - ROLLER SKATIN / RUSSELL HUNT / RADIO FREQUENCY CHANNEL SURFIN / RIBS S - SKRILLEX CONCERT / STAR GASZING / SURFING / SUSHI DATE / STRIP CLUB BLOW JOBS / SEX IN THE FUCKING SEX IN THE BEACH SEX IN THE FUCKING GOD DAMN MUHFUCKIN TRUCK IDK T - TRAMPOLINE PARK / TRAFFICKING / TRAILER PARK PARTY / TRAILER PARK PARTY / TOM AND JERRY / U - UR MOM / UPERCUTTING STRANGERS / UKULELE LESSONS ? UNCLEE SITTING V - VIKINGS GAME / VERGINERRRRR / VIOLIN LESSONS / VIDEO GAMES W - WATER BOARDING / WAGON RIDING / WATER BOARDING TERRORIST / WATER PARK PARTY / WINTER OLYMPICS X - X-RAY DATE / XYLOPHONE LESSONS / X RATED FISHING / X RATED STORE DATE / XENOPHOBIA Y - YOYO RIDE / YODELING / YELLOW SNOW MAKING AND EATING / YELLOWSTONE / YELAWULF / YAMAKA MAKING Z - ZEBRA RIDING / ZOO / ZACK EFRON STALKING / ZEBRA RIDING / ZIT POPPING / ZACH BRYAN CONCERT / ZOMBIE APOCOLYPS PREPERATION

[bookilove14]

PROTECTIVE UNCLEE SUKUNA IS SOOO COOL (yuji's littl' face is adorbs as well!!)

uncle sukuna and his nephew !!