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[haruchi-slit]

Hear me out right

Uncle Sukuna teaches us how to swear and commit crime bc he thinks its funny

YOU ARE HEARD LMFAO THAT'S LITERALLY GONNA BE THE DEATH OF MEEEEE

"C'mon now, don't be a little pussy c'mon say it" Sukuna coos "but uncle mom's gonna freaking kill meee" you'd respond "nahh i promise i wouldn't tell your mom or dad" sukuna debates "c'mon now say: "fucking bitch!" promise I'll get you ice cream and I'll let you skip school" "ok ok ok" you sighed taking a deep breath as you get ready saying it.

"fucking bitch!" you whispered "what the fuck is that? c'mon say it louder don't be a bitch now yea?" he snorts encouraging you more

"ok fineee FUCKING BITCH!" you shout while your eyes were close and once you open your eyes your uncle was recording all of it, damn you uncle! "ooohhh imma show it to yo mama you gonna be fucked HAHAHAHHA" Sukuna let out a sinister laugh running thru the hallways of your house looking for your dad and mom "WHATTT YOU BETRAYED ME UNCLEE!" "that's what you get don't trust anyone" he shouts while running, you were grounded for a month...and that's how you got your trust issues, that'a just one of the reasons tho...one time you and your uncle sukuna were shopping in the mall he leans down to your level while you were looking at the aisle full of chocolates "hey do you want those?" you nod thinking your uncle will buy them for you, tho he can but he does not want to, "well steal them then!" he whispers once again "what whyy?" you'd retort "sooo you can have them!" he cheers you up "makes sense" you shrug as you stuff your pocket with chocolates and that's how the top 10 biggest betrayal was made "OHWWWW THEY STEALING SIR THEY STEALINGGG" Sukuna then shouts cause he thinks that it was funny, you were cleary traumatized after that incident he ends up buying the chocolates you stuffed in your pocket and the staff wonders "is this guy sick in the head?"