#uncle lizards

[ritzcuit]

it occured to me that "datz being a walking encyclopedia abt the revolution and dhurke and dhurke's ideals and his family and their history and everything, bc he is an insane gay fanboy" ...of course he's trying to combat misinfo and protecting the good name of the defiant dragons, of course, but you know who hes really talking to? RAYFA

she's like i need to look into that Normal Not Traitorous Snake. for braidhead. and their patronage. which is also my patronage but i'm not acknowledging that right now. so she's digging through books and articles and shes like...! Braidhead! I had no idea your father once tore a tank apart with his bare hands! impressive considering we have no tanks (complimenting) and nahyuta is like ..........he. What are you reading

and it's like "the seven most fucked up things dhurke sahdmadhi definitely did (number 5 will shock you)" and he's like oh for the love of

and i think at first it can be a really cutie bonding thing for her and nahyuta, of course, she's so curious, she wants to know the truth, very badly, not just for knowing about her "real father" but because she wants to unlearn everything horrid she'd been taught you know? and it's nice for nahyuta to reflect, if not incredibly retraumatizingNKLDFNGD Like it's fun and all but everytime nahyuta talks about how grand and honorable dhurke was he's like [compounding with guilt and shame and regret]let's take a break for now,

but there's a lot of spots that nahyuta can't tell accurately anyway. bc they weren't there and they don't know. for sure. they know secondhand stories but in the pursuit of truth, aren't there better sources? and he's like...you know who would know more than me? datz. and rayfa's like THE SMELLY HAIRY MAN?and hes like wh He's not smellier or hairier than anyone else what are you

i think rayfa and datz are very like, like she knows him, and he of COURSE knows her, but it's not like she needs any raising, like she still has her mother... all that. so when she approaches him datz is like aw hell i'm in trouble I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR and shes like SHUUT UPPPP [STAFF BONK] I have questions about dhurke sahdmadhi. which ofc datz is like oh :D? bc that's, APPARENTLY, HIS FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD.

but the long story short is that guards are running through the palace like ohfuck where's the princess oh Holy Mother help us all WHERE IS SHE and nahyuta's like ?!?! bc what if she got like, super abducted, while trying to find datz, what was he thinking asking her to go Find Datz when datz could be LITERALLY ANYWHERE and then it turns out she's definitely with datz. like in the mountains.

like she asked too many questions and datz was like Y'know what......how about i just show ya ^_^ ive been meanin' to go up there anyway! and they're just coming back from visiting the old mountain hut that's Still Standing despite everything. it's like sundown and everyone's freaked the hell out and rayfa is still asking so many questions like wait, and how did he stage this breakout!? and what were your escape routes?! and datz is like you sound like a cop im not answering those and everyones liekWHERREEE THE HELL WERE YOUUUUU

but datz is smiling all proud and satisfied bc he feels like he got to do something for dhurke, now his daughter knows more about him, isn't that great? and rayfa [will never be satisfied] but she has a lot to chew on. she's learned a lot. in this respect, the smelly hairy lizard man is worth keeping around. she goes to thank him for this but finds a datz-shaped cloud next to her bc he bolted the second he saw the guards

[novakiart]

too much "what if norman osborn filled some complicated pseudo father figure role for peter" and never enough "what if that but dr. connors"

[grossnyucky]

severe lack of him as a fucked up lil guy i think

[insane-control-room]

scp-682 - white jasmine

@greenghostlyjekyll

[neverscreens]

— THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (2012).

Part One, 500 Screencaps.

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Part Three, 398 Screencaps.

Like or reblog if it was useful, every interaction shows us that we should keep making screencaps for y'all ♡

[drlettuce]

Merlin holding aithusa:baby my cute babey

Arthur:Merlin no!

Merlin: my scaly babey

Arthur:put that down!

Merlin: hold our scaly babey Arthur

Arthur: Merlin no where do you get that

Merlin:B-but scaly babey

Aithusa:*rawr* papa!!!!

Arthur:......

Arthur: scaly babey

Arthur:come to papa!!!

[unclekow]

this may be the stupidest thing i've drawn

[ambipotentsbestie]

okay I just watched the amazing spider man for the first time and like, everyone who ever lied to me as a child and said that andrew had bad movies….LEAVE

[small-fandoms-unite]

321 Penguins Halloween Memes

In honor of spooky season, have some hand crafted 321 Penguins alignment chart memes 🎃

[tales-from-thornvale]

Dennison acquiring a cat and then saying This Cat Needs A Last Name is so funny to me

[weebiemcweebington]

Do you think Rhino lets the other sinister six members ride on his back?

110%. I think with so many of them having kids (Harry Osborn, Curt’s son Billy, Flint’s daughter Penny) they’ve all become like, evil uncles, at this point. And that behaviour isn’t exclusive to the kids, so yea I think so.

[thingsasbarcodes]

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

[squaloropera]

nothing is more fun that creating OC’s who have relationships with characters that would need to be wildly out of character in order to ever give a fuck about them in the slightest. Like wdym Hua Cheng is nice to my silly little OC because he’s small and sells weeds by the road in ghost city like a street urchin. He would not fucking say that (affectionate)

[acholicnarwhal]

My favorite thing about stoner groove bands is that the majority of them have the funniest names to date

[miupow]

I’m so sorry for your loss, I’m new on your blog but you seem to be such a sweet person ❤️

Take all the time you need 🩷

thank you so much my beloved <3 im running out of things to say about it tbh.. trying to talk about losing him makes me want to cry. i’m very appreciative of my father and brother right now because they’re helping me put him to rest and clean out my room… they loved him too

[kindheartedgummybears]

RAHHH HOME YIPPYYY