#uncharted: drake’s fortune

[thgfandomsz]

LMFAOOOO

[oceanusborealis]

Mapping the Uncharted Games – Map-It

TL;DR – We map the route Nathan Drake, and the gang took on their adventures in the quadrilogy of games.   Mapping Uncharted – Whenever I upload one of my maps, I ask if there is anything else people would like to map? Often, I get some excellent suggestions, and today’s is just such a case. A little birdy asked me if I could map the Uncharted video game series? Well, yes, of course, I could,…

[unchartedperils]

That’s just the start of your troubles in the treasure hunting world, Elena.

I’m a good enough reporter to follow a couple of no-luck tomb robbers!

[cerysing]

fun fact this exchange was ad libbed and richard mcgonagle originally said whore in church but was told to take it down a notch lol

I fucking love how out of pocket the uncharted 1 jokes are

EDIT: JUST REALISED THIS IS FROM UNCHARTED 2 IM A LIAR, so I guess I mean I love how out of pocket the early uncharted games jokes are

[vindicia]

You two got a funny idea of romantic.

[dailygaming]

There must be a beginning to any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields the true glory.

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (2007)

[drakenathan]

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (2007)

[strange-relics]

I’m replaying Drake’s Fortune for the first time in a while, and I know I’m probably the last person on this planet to notice the logo on the jet ski, but had to share anyway!

[joyisoverparty]

What the hell are you doing here?!

Listen, I’m a good enough reporter to follow a couple of no-luck tomb robbers—!

Shhh!

[the-uncharted-cookbook]

Descendant

Demerara rum, pisco, cachaça, pineapple juice, lemon juice, lime juice, honey syrup, grenadine, and a dash of bitters

"No, they weren't zombies. They were people, or they used to be."

Nathan Drake pulled out his journal and flipped to a page labeled Scare O' Meter. He turned it to me and pointed to a drawing right between a "demon sasquatch" and Sully's mustache: a crudely sketched rendition of a terrifying creature hunched over and baring sharp teeth, aptly labeled "slippery naked guy."

He explained that the legendary El Dorado wasn't a city of gold at all, it was a golden sarcophagus. Whoever was buried inside had some kind of viral infection that changed people, mutated them into terrible, rage-filled monsters. This mummy was worshipped for its great "power" and sealed in gold inside a place of reverence. Spanish conquistadors found El Dorado in the heart of the Amazon in the 16th century and stole it away, bringing it halfway across the Pacific Ocean to an uncharted island as far away from civilization as possible. They paid greatly for their theft. The sarcophagus was opened and the Spaniards were infected, mutating into creatures no longer human. Over the past 400 years, with each new generation born, the descendants of those Spaniards devolved further away from humanity.

A shudder ran through me as Nate finished his tale. El Dorado is at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean now, hopefully lost forever. But the descendants... they're still out there, somewhere.

Naturally, the Descendant is a riff on the infamous and dangerously delicious Zombie cocktail. The Zombie was invented by Donn Beach in 1934 and was an immediate sensation, jumpstarting the tiki craze of the 1930s. Its original recipe was a closely guarded secret until relatively recently which forced imitators to improvise, often to disastrous results. The Descendant is based primarily on the midcentury Zombie recipe written by Donn for Louis Spievak's 1950 book Barbecue Chef. Three different South American spirits are used in the Descendant to showcase El Dorado's Amazonian roots: Demerara rum from Guyana, pisco from Peru, and cachaça from Brazil.

DESCENDANT

Ingredients: 1 oz. aged Demerara rum (El Dorado 12) 1 oz. Peruvian pisco (Barsol) 1 oz. cachaça (Novo Fogo) 1 oz. pineapple juice 1 oz. lemon juice 1 oz. lime juice 0.5 oz. honey syrup 0.25 oz. grenadine 1 dash Angostura bitters Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with pebble ice or crushed ice. Shake and dump directly into a Zombie or chimney glass. Garnish with fresh mint, slapped to express the oils.

As always, the types of spirits you use are important for the flavor profile of the cocktail. For the aged Demerara rum, I use El Dorado aged 12 years but Pusser's British Navy Rum, Hamilton 86, or other aged El Dorado rums will serve just as well.

A Peruvian pisco is preferred over a Chilean one. Each country has specific requirements for pisco production and distillation. Chilean piscos are often distilled multiple times and then watered down to proof while Peruvian piscos are bottled directly from the still. This means Peruvian piscos often have more depth and flavor than their Chilean counterparts. However, if you find the flavor of Peruvian pisco too potent, a Chilean pisco may suit your taste better. If you'd like other uses for pisco, I recommend a pisco sour.

For cachaça, my number one recommendation is the fantastic brand Novo Fogo. Their Silver cachaça is what I use and is the easiest to get your hands on, but I wouldn't hesitate to try the Chameleon or Barrel-Aged expressions if you can find them. Not only does Novo Fogo make delicious spirits, but they operate the Un-endangered Forest Project and are dedicated to rehabilitating the Atlantic Forest in Brazil, which has been decimated by deforestation.

As mentioned previously, store bought grenadine will be much more syrupy and sweet than making your own, so homemade is recommended. It's a fast and easy process and all you need is pomegranate juice and sugar (although pomegranate molasses and orange blossom water help provide more depth and texture). If you do use store bought grenadine, adjust the amount of honey syrup you use to balance out the sweetness.

The Descendant uses honey syrup and grenadine in place of the Demerara syrup and passionfruit syrup (or fassionola) used in the midcentury Zombie recipe. I chose these ingredients for the Descendant because they taste great, they can be found in other recipes in the Uncharted Cookbook, and they're more readily available and easily made. However, if you have Demerara syrup or fassionola on hand, feel free to swap those in instead and see which you prefer.

The recipes for honey syrup and grenadine can be found here.

[they-have-the-same-va]

CR-S01 from Trauma Team shares a voice actor with Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series.

Voiced by Nolan North

[snowqueen]

Uncharted + Game Informer covers (via The Cover Gallery)

[figures4fun]

That first Uncharted game really feels like an AVP entry…

[incorrectpepperann]

*in a life or death situation*

Pepper Ann: Alice Kane, if we don't make it out of here, I just want you to know... I hate your guts!

Alice Kane: Yeah, likewise, P-Ann!

[vindicia]

UNCHARTED: DRAKE’S FORTUNE (2007)

[changethecircumstances]

Me: Man I can't wait to replay Drake's Fortune! I might try to see how long I can last without dying

The random QTE that shows up in the middle of the game without warning: Fuck you.