#unbusy

[glassgob]

[Image Descriptions: The first image is a digital illustration of my sona jumping and holding a tattoo machine toward the camera. My sona is surrounded by tattoo supplies and little stars. In a speech bubble, it reads "@inkneous" with two exclamations. The second image is a digital illustration of a linework flash sheet. The first flash piece is of a woman facing away; she is on fire. The second flash piece is an anthropomorphic barnacle goose. She has a floral arm sleeve tattoo. End description.]

[yumenosakiacademy]

[sw33t-oubliette]

So normal about this musical that im in the hyperbeam 10 mins early

[rosemoonweaver]

Yeah, I'm working, but I'm also writing down this AU idea that showed up on the drive to work and refuses to leave me alone.

[beckyblah]

I have so many thoughts about ctommy dnd class.

The classic: rogue/fighter multiclass. Kids scrappy in a fight, he likes to steal. Pop off, king. Subclasses that could work for him would be thief or arcane trickster, and champion or banneret.

But also: rogue/barbarian. It’s funny! He gets angry, he fights better! He never gives up! He fights to the end.

But ALSO ALSO: beast master ranger. Henry and shroud could be his little beast companion, he gets some spells like animal friendship, and he grabs a fighting style eventually. (But it IS a wisdom class… hm..)

[chaoslaura]

Today on old man just has to put out his opinion: He came into our bakery, looking around, talked me up and pointed to our cheesecake saying "I just have to mention it, but your Käsekuchen (german version for cheesecake) is looking really weird, not at all like regular Käsekuchen."

Well no shit sherlock, first of all on the sign it says cheesecake, indicating we use an american recipe and not a german one which our baker also tried to explain because I myself wasn't enough to bother with that no no.

He bought nothing.

[whopissedmypants]

I get to see my girlfriend less than a day, we’ve been gone since for two months I’m going to fucking die.

[hellceo]

“Okay. I’m just going to go drink water and pray for attention.” — shit i heard at college ( accepting ) / @loyaltysword

He's busy; he's the ruler of Hell, sometimes he's got to be. There is not, unfortunately, a minion for all his duties, as much as he'd prefer it. And: he glances up, and there's poorly concealed humor underneath put-upon exasperation.

" You know, " he says, and he twirls a pen between two fingers. " If you want attention, you can always ask. " A little lift of his chin, and a little gust of hot breath stirs 'round his ankles. " Charlotte, my dear, our guest is bored. And be nice. " He looks back down to the paper, scribbling something in the margin. " She likes fetch, though watch your fingers. "

[soupacool]

cities are not defined by their airports, however I do find a personal correlation between cities I like and how bearable I find the airport experience

[bloody-mixtapes]

.... .... 0R94N!C L!F3F0RM D373C73D.... ... HUM4N SP3C!F!3D... ... R3QU357!N9 PURP053E ... ST47E .... Y0UR PURP053...

Frank sighed as he plucked the cigarette from his mouth. Smoke billowed out from between his lips as he gave the. . .whatever the fuck was talking to him a once over. Realistically, he should be shitting his pants and losing his mind over this abomination. But he's been here for so long and seen too much fucking bullshit that the fleshy abomination in front of him is like an every Saturday kinda deal here. You know what? What's the worse that could happen? I get killed for answering wrong? "Mk new guy. . .new thing? Whatever, don't care. My 'biological' purpose is to fuck, eat, sleep, work. Here it's to fuck, kill, do whatever I want. Does that answer your survey question?"

[b3ndy]

Ohhh inktober inspired things how I wish I had the time and energy for you all..

[darlinimamess]

gotta remember to stop staying up past midnight bc my brain gets really mean

[calico-kiwi]

me: hmmm i think i’ll write a one shot for meramay. that’d be fun, i already have an au that i planned out a while ago! i’ll take my time since it’s still the beginning of the mo-

HOW IS IT HALFWAY THROUGH MAY ALREADY

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

Shit I didn't realize I still had season 6 collages to make for once.

[coarsesalt]

I love when people come online and say something anti-social and off-putting and later follow that up with "guys... stop retweeting/reblogging this 😣 my family is asking me about getting my back blown out behind the world's biggest yarn ball 😮"

[favroitecrime]

burn the whole set down cause lmao

anyway boycott stranger things (you’re a loser if you don’t yes i make the rules)