#ummmm hiiiiii

[ghostbeam]

What if I wrote this fic in one night 😮

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge]

I think they need to dip me in acid or something I can't be allowed to continue like this

[moonrevolutions]

⋆*.⋆♡ part 2! here are some overlays / gifs i conjured for headers, graphics, etc etc and never used! maybe someone will use them. idk and idc. happy new years! like and reblog if you found useful. or don't, i'm not your mom. + credit not necessary.

[5hark-byt3]

I read Acht’s dev diary entries and got sad so I managed to scribble this out before I thought abt it too hard 😼👍🏾

(Click for better quality tho bc CRUNCH)

[tiorx]

omg pasqal 🥴😳😵‍💫

[eternalsa2z]

Outfit

"Hiiiiii! Do you like my outfit? It was all super specially chosen."

"The white stockings and jacket are, like, a reminder I used to be a super-smarty scientist in a big white coat. I think this looks cuter though!"

"The denim skirt and pretty 'lil top are cuz I always used to cover up. Probably cuz of liek the chemy-cals I was playing with. But since I made a whoopsies with that already, I might as well show my new boobies and butt!"

"My fave collar and adorbs pigtails are, like, ummmm...signs that I'm Mommy's good girl? Mommy was like, my partner or something, but it makes sooooo much more sense for her to be in charge and steer my ditzy head by my hair!"

"Lastly, the most important piece...my fluffy ears! For some reason people kept calling me 'Katherine' even after my accy-dent. So I started wearing my ears to, like, make it suuuuuper obvious that I'm Kitty now!"

[saiintvalentiine]

hiiiiii, i hope it's ok that i request another one you can just delete this if not ^_^

but, ummmm anything with zeemyth and the bedrock.zip, maybe?

ok I had to rewatch some of bedrock.zip, but I remembered the scene of Zee jumping to his death to get out of the room he got stuck in and it inspired me. this is really like. idk. a look into his headspace in that scene y'know? I hope it's alright :')

Word count: 427

He jumps. He hits the bedrock ground. His leg smarts. His shoulder stings. He climbs back up to the highest point of the room, boots crunching cobblestone and blood rushing through his ears.

The bottom of this makeshift staircase taunts him. He climbs up the cobblestone knowing this place is watching him.

Is it watching him?

Is it relishing in his frenetic footsteps, the way his body groans and crumbles with each jump?

Does it even care? Do predators feel pity for the small, trembling animals they play their games with?

He's not going to let it sink its teeth into his mind. He's going to find whatever trick it's turning, he's going to find Veil, he's going to—

He jumps. He hits the bedrock ground. He huffs and gasps. It hurts. He struggles to the first cobblestone step.

The walls whisper. It's not whispering like the typical kind, it's not a voice he hears murmuring and moaning. It's like static. It's like a ghost trying to use a broken radio to talk.

He crawls up the steps. He doesn't listen. He knows he is ascribing higher meaning to something that may well just be holding him in its claws.

He doesn't even know what it wants. Does it want anything? Does it want him?

He jumps. He hits the bedrock ground. Something is broken. He has to lose everything to this room if he wants to keep going, and God, he wants to keep going. It's harder to get to the cobblestone this time.

The staticky noise never leaves, but it intensifies in waves. It may just be his heartbeat, his blood, his body screaming as he makes it to the top again. But he refuses to be stuck like a bug in the maw of Venus.

This place won't trap him so easily.

He rolls off the final step this time, too tired to jump. He hits the bedrock ground. His body shatters, glass tensioned too tight.

He rises at spawn.

[this world is not for you.]

He breaks the sign and throws it into the pit below. It doesn't matter if this world was not made for him. It doesn't matter if this world hates him, even. He will unravel it from petal to root, until he can feel the dirt of it under his nails, answer his questions with surety, satisfy the devastating need to know that rests within his body like a lounging wolf.

It can take as many of his bodies as it wants. It doesn't matter. He'll have his answers.

[pessimisticgh0st]

hiiiiii

ummmm...

okay - what's your guilty pleasure??

(mines gummy bears - i have eaten so many of those oh my god

Heyyy

Hmm I think in terms of food, probably Madeleines. I honestly have eaten so many of those it's slightly ridiculous but they are so good

[caluski]

got tagged by @skrzynka to post 9 albums ive been listening to recently yay yayy i love talking about music 🤭🤭🤭 thank uuuu

justice - hyperdrama (no surprises here)

bayonne - temporary time orchestrated (just too good, i keep coming back to it...)

khruangbin - a la sala (amazing to listen to in the right mood)

dua lipa - radical optimism (actually pleasantly surprised, shocked by the lukewarm reception)

sg lewis - times (unbelievably fun and summery dance record)

madison beer - silence between songs (i loved it since it came out, cant remember if i mentioned it before)

willow - empathogen (i loved the anxiety and their rough sound, but havent been familiar with her solo work - much different than i expected)

say lou lou - dust part 1 (ok its an ep, but really catchy, esp titular track)

local natives - but i'll wait for you (only now slowly warming up to it, but a lovely casual listen nonetheless)

Ummm ummmm let me tag: @slavicafire @ikonofilizm @moldavite @engulfes @ferdydurke @lottieurl @vzajemnik @geminipdf @spiderlegeyelashes and everyone else reading this hiiiiii no pressure tho 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[vera-deville]

Hiiiiiiiii, how are you? Ok lol that was so boring.

Tell me something interesting about yourself or something interesting that you learned recently. ( I can’t think of anything else right now 😭 )

Hiiiiii, I'm doing good, thanks for asking! What about you?

Ummmm, I can dislocate my shoulder on command? Don't ask how I found out-

[tvrded]

Hiiiiii ummmm >_< *the skin I lives in you* haha ummmm do u like it? X3

[just-a-dinosaur-i-guess]

hiiiiii okay!!! for the five sentence thing ummmm idk exactly what you ship super well yet, so forgive me!!! what about kunidazai + … idk my first thought was “i am filled with calculust” lol

or maybe like platonic nikolai & sigma + “what’re we gonna do, storm the palace?”

(sorry my go-to is musical lyrics lol)

KUNIDAZAI <3 also oouuh platonic nikosig,,,

Dazai poked Kunikida. Once. Twice. Thric-

"Would you knock that off??" Kunikida batted at his hand, and Dazai grinned, having finally got the attention he craved. Kunikida sighed.

"What do you want, Dazai?"

Dazai giggled, leaning into his ear. It was a slow, slow day at the office and he, frankly, wasn't having it.

"Iii am filled with calcul-"

Kunikida smacked him off his chair.

-

my brain went immediately to ttrpgs for this one . bram did not agree to gm.

"What're we gonna do, storm the palace?" Sigma crossed his arms, glaring at Nikolai across the table. "We're barely level two!!"

"We can take em!!" Nikolai grinned, "Cmonn, don'tcha trust me?"

"No!!" Sigma leaned closer, "You come on, you always do this!! We just die!"

"it'll go fiine- Braaam, Bram, can I drag him to the palaceee?"

"Nikolai no-"

[doublydaring]

Hiiiiii Doctor Professor,

I don't know if you remember me but I talk to you every day and you've graded 7 of my essays. Ummmm. I was wondering if you would write 300 words about how epic I am so they'll give me money. Sorrrry. That was presumptuous, but maybe. If you could look into your ever generous and giving heart to bestow upon me a single drop of your EXTREMELY valuable time, it could pull me from the depths of poverty. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! forever and ever. And I'm sorry.

Humbly,

Student

Re: Scholarship Sure Love, Mr. Guy.

[dieletztepanzerhexe]

Ummmm yep now i'm sure rhay ot was him. I don't mind reestablishing contact (well, first one of us has to like admit that we know each other and say "hiiiiii is that really you? Its been a long time, how are you doing?") but not necessarilly right here right now????

Did he recognise me if i'm dressed in camo from head to toe and he only knew me as an ethereal witchy goth girl?? Hope not!!!!!! But my hair looks the same as back then

[tubeon]

hiiiiii! c: hows it been going? whats your favourite pie? do you have a colour you like best for art?

Going good!! Suffered weird schedules at work for 2 weeks but we're in the green now. As for pie ummmm probably apple pie, though if cheesecake counted as a pie I'd say cheesecake. AND RED!! I love using orangeish red for anything, and various shades of brown too (love drawing brown ppl)

[hertwood]

#ummmm this is um. lando/girl!alex fic

I WANT to know more about this... if u want to share...

hiiiiii thank u for ur interest 💖 it is most recent new wip i was. ~inspired~ by finding out lando used to have a poster of alex on his wall which is like. if it was a bigger ship ppl would go insane abt that but its not so :/

anyway could not stop thinking about this fun factoid and it spiraled into a fic idea. i just think the idea of a man getting a chance with his childhood crush and making a fool of himself is So Fun. he fumbles so badly. i've written abt 1k and will hopefully finish it?? idk. its not super original its very tonally similar to femdomverse i just like writing abt men being humiliated what can i say