#ummmm 2 sets of headphones?

[alias-mike]

haha banking app youre so funny. what do you mean i spent THAT much money this month. seriously i didnt even make that much money where are you getting these numbers from

[plainvanillapotato]

the 100 diaries S2 E1

quarantines diaries: may 26 2020

season 2 episode 1: “The 48″

aaahh yess some elevator music to set the mood....BAAMM excessively loud scary sound. was this really necessary tho. cuz i was wearing headphones while watching this and that shit made my ears hurt. i know im weak like that.

hey! hey! hey! where really is monty??? i fucking swear to god...

i love that clarke goes apeshit for monty. shes gots his back!! i stan.

ooo thats a deep cut. that helmet came off a little too easy. “ill be contaiminated” current quarantine mood girl. mood. clarke is really taking this girl hostage. anything for monty.

what in the world?! somebody say sike. yeah clarke where the hell are you? i would like to know as well

bellamy lives! also what is monroe’s hair. its cool but like how does she do these elaborate hair styles with no mirror. no shampoo. no conditioner. no brush. 

boy finn is not doing well at all. but he still manages to get some water to quench his thirst

what is that? klingon? did licoln really lick that arrow? lincoln be into some kinky shit.

“death by a 1000 cuts every single member of your clan will take a turn stabbing you. and then they’ll feed to the bugs.” that sounds that rough and all but im sorry all i see are the bugs from a bugs life

bane from batman is that you??? wow raven be prepared for that. we love a prepared queen. goodbye bane she said.

no its not ok. murphy. fuck this trope of having no bullets. die murphy. die. why do you keep coming back. i swear murphy is like a cockroach. you think you killed him but he keeps coming the fuck back. at least hes self aware as he says i would have shot me too. 

“im not pressing charges”. ok. maya. no one asked tho. but they still have a justice system?? of all the things that they keep 

ohh these restraint are necessary. you know clarke be out here ready to cut a bitch.

what the hell are they pumping into maya? 

wow dante being a fairy godmother with that box of clothes. he said bibity boppity boo

yess get that heel. resourceful queen. haha clarke “isnt like other girls” when she see a heel isnt thinking wow i would look really good in those. shes thinking i could use that as a weapon. but of all the outfits in that trunk thats the one that clarke picks?

so grounders really be superior beings. natural selection? this just triggered my ptsd from my gen bio class. not a fun time. if im being honest tho i would be probably one of tho people that would be wiped out by the radiation.

solar radiation. so basically these spacers are super human in comparison to these smucks. is this how jasper survived and recovered so quick from that spear? im still not over how the boy was speared but then was fine within like 5 days

he said first give me that heel. dante really is magical isnt he. but i really wished that clarked cut a bitch first before the heel was taken away.

what is this cult? why are all these kids wearing button ups? ummmm this is reaaaaally suspicious. 

is murphy really helping raven? are they giving murphy a redemption arc he literally made a child commit suicide. killed not one but two people in cold blood. shot raven. and hanged bellamy **i know. i know. i know that bellamy hanged murphy first. but we’re not going to talk about that. bellamy is too pretty to stay mad at for too long.

“i don’t want to die alone.” well i dont care murphy. get the fuck out of here. you were the one that shot raven and the reason why she is here.

oh wow that really is a monster. frankenstein’s monster who?

monty and jasper reunited. i love this bromance so much! 

“you’re bumming me out im gonna get more cake”- jasper (19:42) what a mood!! i could really go for some cake rn. i dont have anything to celebrate but do i really need one to eat cake. this also reminds me of the cake in Matilda

low on vitamin D? just drink some sunny d

maya and jasper? octavia? forget her. this girl has cake. *men love a woman that knows her way in a kitchen* 

clarke really wants out. i thought it would take longer than this. clarke really isnt trusting any of this. i mean neither am i. buts thats a lot of stairs 

maya pulling a gun clarke. she got that gun real quick. damn maybe maya is more edgy than i thought

raven and murphy having a heart to heart? the most unlikely pairing yet? but do i crack ship it? fuck it. sure.

is murphy really talking in third person. i thought i could not have hated this character more. i love that after murphy gives that whole my life was rough story. raven said “boo-hoo��� (25:35). 

woah KANE is here to save the day but i gotta say i just want to give bellamy a wet wipe. theres so much blood on his face its covering up his prettiness

youre really not gonna give murphy up now raven? he shot you. i guess his pity story worked

yess bellamy!! that is the proper reaction to murphy! fuck your rules. fuck your law. fuck you kane. #free bellamy

ABRAHAM LINCOLN (31:55) you have got to be kidding me. i fucking called it. so i guess this were Washington DC used to be. honest abe is quaking. 

dante has a dark backstory. hes gotta be a villain. hes just gotta

bellamy and finn teaming up together yes please. i love finn and bellamy breaking the rules already. they make a good duo. btw this is such an interesting format of the show both of clarkes love interests are not with her. i hope they have a bromance now. or even possibly a real ship. who knows. cuz its seems like finn falls in and out of love pretty fast so it wouldnt be that ooc in my opinon

dont watch clarke eat like that dante. i get creepy vibez

monty knows magic tricks.  

clarke is buying into this cult a little too fast for me.

camp JAHA **tears**

did not expect to live to see kane as chancellor

really...a baby. ofc this show would. whats worse than a child...a baby.

[gingerpeachtae]

Writing Tag

Tagged By: the bb @kpopisthereasonihavenolife 💙 (hope you’re doing peachy!!!)

1. What is your ideal setting for focusing on your writing?

- I have to be alone! Or at least not around anyone I know haha. I’m fine if I’m sitting by myself at a café but generally somewhere that isn’t very noisy. I also sometimes write while listening to music and prefer it to be over my speakers rather than through headphones, so alone at home with a cup of tea is usually my go to setting.

2. What is your favourite genre to write?

- I haven’t written much outside of the fantasy genre I guess so probably that lol. Basically anything that allows me to create original ideas or come up with unique takes!

3. Do you prefer to write on paper or digitally?

- If I’m actually writing a draft then it has to be on my laptop! But as for outlining/planning, I do that on paper which means I have a plethora of journals/notebooks haha

4. It’s the middle of the night and you suddenly wake up with an idea. What do you do?

- My ass never wakes up with ideas lmao but I do get a lot right before I go to sleep so when that happens I grab my phone and jot whatever it is down in the note app so I can transfer it to a journal in the morning.

5. Who is your favourite person to write about?

- I don't know if I have one??? Ummmm I’ll say either Concentric!Taehyung or Concentric!Jungkook (but asshat Jungkook specifically 🤩)

6. Do you like making your own characters, or do you usually write about real people?

- I think it’s a mix... I obviously write about real people since I write kpop fanfiction but I always try to make them have their own characters within the story. I view it as just pulling face/name claim and also just the basics of their promoted personality (if that makes sense) then adding my own stuff to make my own “character”

7. Have you ever written a book/story with more than 15 chapters (100K words)?

- sighs at Concentric’s 193k and counting ass… yes

8. How often do you get ideas?

- Literally. ALL. The. Fucking. Time 😩 I have about 20 ideas right now that I actively want to write (including my current ongoing fics). And I’ll text one of my friends when I get a new idea and she “yells” at me since I haven’t even finished my first story 😂 (I can’t help that my brain churns constantly)

9. Do you ever get an idea that you really like, but just can’t seem to finish?

- I’m not really sure tbh. I limit myself to only a few fics at a time because I don’t want to run into this problem or discontinue a fic. The closest I can say I come to this is struggling to figure out the flow/small details of my wooyoung one-shot

10. What is your least favourite plot?

- I’m really not a fan of yandere fics. Just not my thing... it’s a little much for my taste. I also rarely do 100% pure fluff (GIVE ME SOME ANGST DAMMIT) and also anything that’s teacher/student while in high school. I’m all for it when they’re in uni or above but I’m not really about it when they’re in high school ya know

Tagging: @kmseokjins @minyoongleschimjoongles @choisanah @divine-bangtan @yeontanismypresident

[cancerbiophd]

I was tagged by @medblr-of-a-sleepyhead! Thanks darling!

You can call me: Julia (or Cass if you’ve been following me since the beginning of my fandom days lol)

I’d describe myself as: dog-lover, book-lover, scientist, level-headed, witty (i hope), and kind (i also hope the most)

Fictional character(s) that I identify with or am fond of: ohhhhh man there are so many!? cass cain from dc comics, artemis crock from young justice, sam from danny phantom to name a few

Three random facts about me:

1. I have a weird uncanny ability to always spot dead or dying animals. like i’ll just be walking around and all of a sudden have an urge to look over here, and of course there’s like.. a dead bird or lizard right there. i’m sure there’s some meaning to it but i’m not going to think about it too much. 

2. I’m super allergic to cats. like, if one bites or scratches me i will go into anaphylactic shock. or so my doctor tells me, but i’m not testing that theory. 

3. I put my milk in the microwave for 11 seconds and then i put the cereal in. fight me but i ain’t drinkin no super cold milk that early in the morning oK like the milk isn’t HOT it’s just not 4 freakin degrees celsius 

Something little about my appearance that I kind of like: my hair is fantastic

An outfit that makes me feel powerful: put me in high heels baby and i will feel like i can rule the world

An object that is special to me: i have a necklace i wear almost every day where the pendant is made from the ashes of my dog who passed away suddenly last year. pics of louis here on my main blog if anyone wants a dose of the cutest fluffiest most majestic king ever. 

A compliment (or two, or three) about me that made me feel warm inside: definitely anytime someone thanks for me my advice and tells me how it’s helped them! and also when someone compliments my writing. 

Something I love about myself: i love that i love myself, that i know i’m worth it, and even the parts i don’t love about myself i still accept bc this is me. this is alll me. 

Something I love about someone else: i love my husband’s laugh. it’s the kind that lights up a whole room. 

Something I’d love to buy for someone else: pay off everyone’s student loans. just. poof! 

Something I’d love to buy for myself: a private chef. i love to eat but hate to cook so there you go. 

Three things that make me happy right now:

1. Just started reading ninth house by leigh bardugo! Perfect autumn/halloween read. 

2. Had a compulsive thought to redecorate my office at home and then promptly ordered some new prints from society6, so I guess we’re going through with that one boys!

3. Finally got me some wireless bluetooth headphones and my life has changed! No more headphone wires getting caught on things!! I can actually set my phone down somewhere while in the lab and not have a tether!! omgggg thank u gods of technology

Something I’m looking forward to: gonna go visit my husband’s nephews this weekend in san diego to celebrate the 2nd bday of the older one. i also haven’t seen the younger one yet so time to squish some baybees!

Something I enjoyed recently: binge-reading leigh bardugo’s six of crows and the sequel crooked kingdom (i finished both of them in like.. a week; just couldn’t put them down). HIGHLY recommend if you’re in the mood for a badass fantasy/magic heist involving a rag-tag team of thieves, spies, and no-do-gooders. 

Song(s) stuck in my head recently: “summer days” by martin garrix ft macklemore and patrick stump 

I watched this, maybe you’d like it too: the masked singer. i’m putting all my bets that the fox is wayne brady. 

Something adorable I came across recently: this post of a cute lil shrimp bouncing on a witch’s broomstick 

If you wanted to know me better, you should check out these things: uhhhh i guess my main blog @jncera and all the things i post/reblog there. 

Something I can/will do to take care of myself or make things more positive for me in the coming days: oops i just realized i forgot this one when i posted it ummmm get enough sleep! my insomnia has been back for the past 2 weeks and i realized the trick to banishing it right now is to listen to soothing piano music for like... an hour before bed. 

I’ll tag: @fragileanimal, @nerdgirlnarrates, @cytostorm, @caffeinebooks, @skinny-little-nobody, @astoryofej, @orangeteastudying, @loveadoodle, @rudescience, @lavendermedusa, @quantumheels

[sacredandwilduniverse]

All the weird asks

Oof, okay. Seeing as probably no one else would send this to me, I’ll do it. But next time, I would rather do just certain numbers off the list.

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Teacups

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

Lollipops

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Bubblegum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

Loud but really interested in my education

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Glass cups

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

Goth

7. earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds

8. movies or tv shows?

Tv Shows

9. favorite smell in the summer?

Early morning when there’s that morning dew on the ground

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

Badminton 

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

Nothing

12. name of your favorite playlist?

The Siren (it’s my OC’s playlist)

13. lanyard or key ring?

Key ring

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

Swedish Fish

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

Fear Street: Bad Moonlight

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Sitting on a recliner with my legs up

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

Gym Shoes

18. ideal weather?

Thunder and lightning with heavy rain

19. sleeping position?

On my side with a body pillow

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Laptop

21. obsession from childhood?

Doctor Who

22. role model?

My grandpa

23. strange habits?

It’s a tick I picked up from my grandpa, but sometimes when I have too much energy or excitement I end up just shaking to expel the energy for a few seconds.

24. favorite crystal?

Bloodstones

25. first song you remember hearing?

Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys (apparently I would try and sing along and just sing ba ba ba ba ba ba)

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Take a walk or swim

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

sleep

28. five songs to describe you?

Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down / The Bullet by Birdeatsbaby / Through The Other Side by Riverside / Branded by Natewantstobattle / Dearly Beloved from Kingdom Hearts II

29. best way to bond with you?

Really it’s just if you feel comfortable with me gushing at you and being willing to listen to me at all because I feel like no one wants to hear me

30. places that you find sacred?

My bedroom away from everyone

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

If I had the body for it, black leather leggings, black leather high heeled boots, and a black corset to match.

32. top five favorite vines?

Aaron Doh, King Bach, Brandon Calvillo, David Lopez, and Patrick Willaim Charlton

33. most used phrase in your phone?

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

ummmm.... none that I can think of off hand?

35. average time you fall asleep?

2 A.M.

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

I know it’s not the first meme I saw but the free real estate is the first to come to mind

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

Suitcase

38. lemonade or tea?

Tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon Cake

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

I guess it was the senior prank my freshmen year. We were stuck in our first period because these seniors greased most of the stairwells and set chickens loose in the school.

41. last person you texted?

My sister

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

Jacket Pockets

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

Leather Jacket

44. favorite scent for soap?

Lemon? I guess?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Sci-fi, but Fantasy is a close second

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

Nothing

47. favorite type of cheese?

Romano

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

A pineapple, because even though I have defenses all around me, I’m sweet on the inside.

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

I don’t have one.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

I was in a call with some friends and we were talking about our rp characters as cats. I found this picture for The Siren and I couldn’t stop laughing at it.

51. current stresses?

Too many to mention here.

52. favorite font?

No clue

53. what is the current state of your hands?

They’re dry and healing cuts because there’s not enough moisture in the air.

54. what did you learn from your first job?

Customers never know what they want.

55. favorite fairy tale?

Little Mermaid

56. favorite tradition?

It was when I was a kid, Santa would leave a note for my sister and me that mentioned all the good things we did during the year.

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

I’m better talking to people, I’m better at being onstage, and I guess dealing with my depression better?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

I can do a British accent, I know how to use photoshop, I can make a grilled cheese without burning it, and I’m learning how to do video editing.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“I might not be as strong as the others, but I believe in you.”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

The quiet one with a troubled past.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

WEAR A WATCH! Time is precious thread in the fabric of the universe, it deserves it’s own tool of measurement!

62. seven characters you relate to?

Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Donna Noble from Doctor Who, June from Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival, Crona from Soul Eater, Paula from Black Butler, Camille Preaker from Sharp Objects, and Renfield from Dracula

63. five songs that would play in your club?

Show Me Your Hands / Not A Common Man / Cards / You’ll Be Back / The Reynolds Pamphlet (I’m lame so it’s just musical songs)

64. favorite website from your childhood?

Neopets

65. any permanent scars?

I have one in the center of my head for when I picked at one of my chicken pox when I was younger and I have two around my stomach when I had a gallbladder removed

66. favorite flower(s)?

Honestly I’m not sure.

67. good luck charms?

Nope!

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

Cherry Sparkling Water, because it lied to me. I thought it’d be sweet but nope, just tasted like lies.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

I can’t think of any right now.

70. left or right handed?

Left handed

71. least favorite pattern?

Stripes

72. worst subject?

Science

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

I like Munchos and Vanilla Ice Cream

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

Well I feel my pain level is pretty low but probably a 5?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

In Kindergarten

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Probably Potato Pancakes

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

I don’t know, flowers?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

Coffee, because I hate sushi

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

School ID

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Jewel Tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

Fireflies

82. pc or console?

PC

83. writing or drawing?

Writing

84. podcasts or talk radio?

Podcasts

84. barbie or polly pocket?

Barbie

85. fairy tales or mythology?

Mythology

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cookies

87. your greatest fear?

Being a failure

88. your greatest wish?

To make my family proud

89. who would you put before everyone else?

My sister

90. luckiest mistake?

Falling on my ass in front of someone that worked at this film company I’m a huge fan of. Since I fell the guy who owned the company came out to see what happened so that was kind of cool?

91. boxes or bags?

Bags

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

Fairy Lights

93. nicknames?

My sister calls me Bread in her phone so there’s that

94. favorite season?

Fall

95. favorite app on your phone?

Spotify

96. desktop background?

The background the computer came with

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

1

98. favorite historical era?

Victorian Era

[batsysims]

didnt wanna do an actual Simself Edit™ so have an arrested development reference

anyways

i was tagged by @0cherub & i tag any1 who hasnt done this yet bc who doesnt like answering 125 questions abt themselves oh also @flavortowne im forcing you to do this sry

get to know me tag

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? its batsy dont worry abt it

2. WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME? its batsy dont worry abt it

3. BIRTHDAY? september 15

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK SERIES?  what?? are books

5. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS OR GHOSTS? ye both

6. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR? ummmm idk lmfao i havent “read” a “book”” in like 5 years 

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION? 35 & 36 on sirius are like basically the exact same station but that doesnt mean i dont constantly alternate between the two whenever im near a radio

8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ANYTHING? pink is a v trustworthy flavor

9. WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE OFTEN TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING GREAT OR WONDERFUL? *owen wilson voice* wrow

10. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONG? what kinda question is this wt f ive currently reobsessed myself w marina and the diamonds so honestly any of her discography

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD? idk any words :^/ sry

12. WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? wheels on the bus im exhausted

13. WHAT TV SHOW WOULD YOU RECOMMEND FOR EVERYBODY TO WATCH? man in the high castle. man in the high castle. man in the high ca

14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE TO WATCH WHEN YOU’RE FEELING DOWN? clerks al;dksfjf

15. DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES? almost exclusively sims and fallout but every once in a while some indie game i find on steam so. yea

16. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? never doing anything in my life and having nothing 2 look forward to!! yay

17. WHAT IS YOUR BEST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? probably my resiliency, maybe?? idk

18. WHAT IS YOUR WORST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? my habit of allowing bad things to happen to me lol

19. DO YOU LIKE CATS OR DOGS BETTER? cats but im sorta kinda indifferent 2 both i think i might 1 of the 5 ppl on earth who dont like having pets

20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? summer and fall

21. ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? yea

22. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD? not being lazy lmfao

23. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? @flavortowne eye emoji

24. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? blue

25. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? its natural brown but im thinkn abt going either red or blonde again

26. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU LOVE? like 3 ppl irl and everyone on discord u guys legit

27. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU TRUST? my person and @flavortowne eye emoji

28. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? tom hardy. what is his end goal

29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY EXCITED ABOUT/FOR SOMETHING? tbh going 2 basic lmfao im!! lame

30. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST OBSESSION? as of right now,, spiderverse lol

31. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW AS A CHILD? teletubbies was fckn legit and so was old school spongebob

32. WHO OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER CAN YOU TELL ANYTHING TO, IF ANYONE? my person

33. ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS? im not superstitious,,, but i am a little stitious

34. DO YOU HAVE ANY UNUSUAL PHOBIAS? i cant deal w fishing poles idk

35. DO YOU PREFER TO BE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA OR BEHIND IT? in front babey

36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY? sims or stitching play foods 4 the kid to use on her play kitchen

37. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? stop asking book questions

38. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? spiderverse yeye

39. WHAT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? piano & i try 2 pretend i know what im doing w a ukulele

40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL? stingrays :^)

41. WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 FAVORITE TUMBLR BLOGS THAT YOU FOLLOW? legit all my mutuals

42. WHAT SUPERPOWER DO YOU WISH YOU HAD? i had an oc that could read ppls memories like a scrapbook if he touched them and i always honestly thought that was. cool

43. WHEN AND WHERE DO YOU FEEL MOST AT PEACE? in my house!! the door b locked bitch!!!!

44. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE? toddler being an idiot toddler

45. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY?  its not really,, a sport,, but i bike

46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? cream soda in those glass bottles is top tier non-alcoholic beverage

47. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A HAND-WRITTEN LETTER OR NOTE TO SOMEBODY? i wrote a letter 2 my person telling him he was an idiot and by the time it was mailed 2 his house i was already living there lol

48. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? nah

49. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? either ppl blowing vape in my face or holding something so close to my face i cant see i just go ballistic

50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CONCERT? nope unless u count a sesame street liveshow like 10 years ago

51. ARE YOU VEGAN/VEGETARIAN? nope!

52. WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? a cop lmfao

53. WHAT FICTIONAL WORLD WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN? this is horrible but the setting of new vegas i just feel like id be at home there, w the radiation and constant danger and dehydration

54. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WORRY ABOUT? the kid

55. ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK? only when im looking in the mirror adlkfj start thinkn abt a different face showing up instead of mine idk

56. DO YOU LIKE TO SING? yea

57. HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL? skipped a whole year adlfkj

58. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE ON THE PLANET? this is basic but i miss the tri-state area

59. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? this is basic but i miss nj

60. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? yea :^/ a dog, a cat, and uhhhh 14 fish

61. ARE YOU MORE OF AN EARLY BIRD OR A NIGHT OWL? night owl but honestly im just always tired

62. DO YOU LIKE SUNRISES OR SUNSETS BETTER? sunsettttt

63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? i do

64. DO YOU PREFER EARBUDS OR HEADPHONES? headphones. they just work

65. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? nah but i need em

66. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC? i listen to everything tbh

67. WHO IS YOUR HERO? michael cera

68. DO YOU READ COMIC BOOKS? i used to read them religiously but not so much any more. i am reading the TAZ graphic novel tho

69. WHAT MAKES YOU THE MOST ANGRY? having to repeat myself 20 times. or being an idiot when i wanna start a new hobby

70. DO YOU PREFER TO READ ON AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE OR WITH A REAL BOOK? idk how to read

71. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? honestly i had a blast in econ and my law enforcement class

72. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? a bro, another sibling, and a half-bro

73. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? food lmfao

74. HOW TALL ARE YOU? every time i measure myself im 5′2″ but the government insists that i am 5′3″ so w/e

75. CAN YOU COOK? yeap

76. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU LOVE? alcohol, bike riding, wearing stupid makeup

77. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU HATE? ppl holding me back, bird box, when my nail breaks before i can file it so its all oglee

78. DO YOU HAVE MORE FEMALE FRIENDS OR MORE MALE FRIENDS? uh idk?? i dont have,, many,,,, friends

79. WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? bi

80. WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY LIVE? sc :’^(

81. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED? my brother

82. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? 2 nights ago the kid pistol whipped me in the chin w her phone and it just hurt so bad it legit made me lose it

83. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBER? ok this is dumb as shit the kid is obsessed w Blippi and i have a mom crush on him afdslfkjs

84. DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE SELFIES? ye

85. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE APP? i am currently obsessed w L.O.L. Surprise! Pop but all in all probs Pocket Camp

86. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENT(S) LIKE? bad as parents but theyre fine now that im an adult and they have a grandkid they can like

87. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOREIGN ACCENT? i dont like a majority of them lmfao but idk maybe uh?? irish

88. WHAT IS A PLACE THAT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO, BUT YOU WANT TO VISIT? rly wanna go to nevada but im moving to the mojave soon anyways so

89. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 15

90. CAN YOU JUGGLE? nope

91. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? i was raised christian but i dont rly give a shit abt any of that

92. DO YOU FIND OUTER SPACE OR THE DEEP OCEAN TO BE MORE INTERESTING? outer space my dood the ocean is dumb and scary

93. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE A DAREDEVIL? im jus livin my life

94. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? i mean. im lactose intolerant but thats abt it

95. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? nope

96. CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS? no

97. HOW OFTEN DO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? when im wrong abt something

98. DO YOU PREFER THE FOREST OR THE BEACH? forest ig bad choices

99. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN YOU? i dont think i was ever given advice, ever. maybe thats why im like this

100. ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR? idk i try not 2 lie unless its like. an obvious exaggeration for the lols

101. WHAT IS YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE? wtf idk ok i just did one of those quizzes & im a slytherin?? what does that mean

102. DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF? yeah

103. ARE YOU AN INTROVERT OR AN EXTROVERT? more of an introvert but im ok w going out there if i gotta

104. DO YOU KEEP A JOURNAL/DIARY? i keep one for the kid but thats abt it

105. DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES? nah. unless it was something stupid like burning food like im not gonna ban u from the kitchen

106. IF YOU FOUND A WALLET FULL OF MONEY ON THE GROUND, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? if theres an id i guess mail it 2 the address on there?? idk ive never just. found a wallet. i think this happens a lot less than all the hypotheticals make it out to be

107. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF CHANGE? if theyre dedicated to it. i dont think ppl can just do it over night and i dont think its ever a 100% change

108. ARE YOU TICKLISH? dont touch me

109. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A PLANE? Yep

110. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? 2 in both ears but thats it

111. WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER DO YOU WISH WAS REAL? spidr...mna

112. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? no :^( once im cleared for them tho deffo

113. WHAT IS THE BEST DECISION THAT YOU’VE MADE IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR? i hate that this is the answer but enlisting adlfkjs

114. DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA? yeah ig??

115. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES OR CONTACTS? glasses

116. DO YOU WANT CHILDREN? 2 late

117. WHO IS THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU KNOW? we all b stupit

118. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MEMORY? idk?? i get embarrassed but also get over it quick so like. idk

119. HAVE YOU EVER PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER? yea

120. WHAT COLOR ARE MOST OF YOU CLOTHES? black & red

121. DO YOU LIKE ADVENTURES? mhm

122. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV? i was on nickelodeon back when they had those cuts to the Live Studio Audience™

123. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 21

124. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE? “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.”

125. DO YOU PREFER SWEET OR SAVORY FOODS? savory i almost never eat anything sweet

[soyphlegm]

parent trap!coldflash

The premise is Dawn Henrietta Allen, (14) lives with her father, Bartholomew Henry Allen (38) in Central City. She’s starting high school next fall but before that Uncle Cisco suggested to her dad to send her off to a summer science program instead of letting her relax. 

Eleanor Josefine Snart or Scofield, depending on the state, "EJ" (14) lives with their father, Leonard Snart, sometimes Scofield (48-52). They move around every few years. Their father and aunt told them, it’s for the job, although EJ knows that Rogue Retrieval takes up contracts. They both and Uncle Mick could easily travel for the job instead of relocating every so often. EJ is ready to start high school, another new school, but before that Lisa signed her up for a summer science program upstate New York. This is going to be their first time at “sleep-away” camp, but they’ve camped and travel plenty of times with the Rogues. 

EJ is discovering that they prefer neutral and masculine pronouns. After a discussion with their aunt Lisa, they ask their dad to call them maybe best bud or favorite person instead of little girl. Len is accommodating. (After all, it’s not worst than the reveal and conversation that Shawna was her surrogate/birth mother. It was less about keeping secrets, more about is Mark going to be okay/Hey Lenny don’t be killing Shawna’s boyfriend

EJ and Shawna have a good relationship, more like a big sister than a mother. Shawna has a big part in EJ’s chidhood/life. She taught them how to take care of their hair, taught the Snarts and Mick how to do their hair as a kid. 

(Len has the same hair type as EJ but he kept it short most of his life. Not much help.) 

Dawn constantly tries to pair her dad off with almost everyone.

EJ respects that her dad wants to stay single but also wonders why hasn't he and Mick married (which they did, foreshadow one of the reasons why Barry and Len broke up because Len forgot that him and Mick were legally married years ago)

They both want their dad to be happy too, EJ notice his attraction to Hartley/Sara/the Rays, so EJ doesn't care if they get a new mother or father or parent. 

Since Len dated Gideon for a while, who was agender, preference with she/her pronouns. (She ended up getting back together with her exes (Rip Hunter, Miranda Coburn, Jonah Hex) Rip and Miranda are married, but Jonah and Gideon has been in the relationship for quite sometime. They all raise Jonas. It’s somewhat awkward since she knew Barry Allen back in middle school camp. 

Dawn and EJ's surrogate mother is Shawna. Only EJ knows because they talked about it and Shawna works with her father and company, Rogue Retrieval

Shawna has been seeing Mark Mardon and hopes Len is fine with that. 

It is, but different story for Mark because he didn't know Shawna had kid(s).

Luckily it blows over quickly and everything is explained. 

(Len nearly ices Mark for outing that Shawna had more than one kid in front of EJ, EJ doesn't know they have a twin. They figured that Shawna’s occupation as a surrogate mother?) 

Dawn thought Iris was her mother for the longest time, because sometimes she goes to Joe's place and she gets to call him Pawpaw. 

Dawn’s mad at her family for a while. (She gets bullied for having a white father/Her “parents” didn’t marry.)

She gets an obsession with Barry with as many available women they know. 

"What about Caitlin or even Lisa when she shows up" 

Everyone's disgusted, but Cisco s brave and "Ummm a little awkward," "How so?" "We dated and umm," Cisco doesn't want to say she's your aunt too. 

"You're dating Cynthia aren't you, or you still with Kendra?"

Dawn is still upset at Iris. When EJ and Dawn switch, she warns them that Iris is no good. 

But EJ and Iris bond a bit more (because Barry can't stand to see them fighting/Iris not in his kid's life). 

The new school year starts in Star City for Dawn, and EJ goes to the high school in Central City. 

Dawn tries not to break character since she sees Uncle Ollie, Felicity and everyone. Sara Diggle (16) in at the new school. Sara figures out that she’s Dawn and who is EJ Scofield? The Arrow Team finds out that Snart is in town, they don’t know it’s Dawn quite yet. 

EJ gets some bullying problems which they defuse but gets sent to principal office. 

(Dawn thinks that she's popular, she's very positive and bright, so she ignores all the negativity and mean stuff people say to her).

Rogue Retrieval

Iris, Joe, Cisco and Caitlin finds out that EJ is living with them. (They ask if it was okay to use neutral pronouns, and of course everyone is accepting.) 

Barry is last to find out. He notices the change, and EJ tells him that I'm not a girl...is that ok, Barry embraces EJ and of course, you're my kid and I love you more than anything in the world. . . then BOOOM Ellie? Are you Eleanor, how? ; ;

They break their voice, "EJ actually. But I have grams and pawpaw's name sakes, so I like my names. 

On Dawn's side, Lisa, Mick and Shawna finds out first. (But revealed that Len knew from the first meal they had) The gold digger???? that tries to woo Len? Throw away OC ? Becky Cooper lmao? 

(Len's list of exes, Mick, Hartley, Barry?, Ray Palmer and Terrill, Sara Lance, Gideon) Valentina Vostok? as the gold digger?

Len and the Rouges know she's bad news but allows her to be close. (Len feels terrible for allow her as close as she is to his kid but this needs to look good other wise Vandal Savage walks away with his other buddies. (Len tries to capture Eobard Thawne) 

Dawn holds to her emotions a lot, like Barry. 

EJ is cool headed, but doesn't get as angry as she could. 

Len notices that when "EJ" is back from camp, more energized and perky???which is confusing but I guess making friends does that to you.

Barry and everyone notices that "Dawn," is more withdrawn and doesn't get as angry or emotional as she does. She asks more questions though.

The twins were raised in Central until they were 2-3, then Barry and Len separated due to Len and Mick technically still being married, (they took a while for the divorce papers,) and that Len used to be a criminal/is still committing crimes/???/some other reason)

Len moved to Keystone for a bit then to Hub City. Lisa and Mick could watch EJ for a while. But Lisa and Mick both gets angry at him, Your daughter needs her father///You fought for your daughters/You got this one, what was all that fighting for then//If you're not going to be here for her

Later, They go into protective custody /sort of / to enlist in the capture of the "Legion of Doom," EJ is 9.

what up, this is all out of order and still need to learn how to write all of this fuck

Some scenes I want to write: 

EJ helps Cisco with some technology, which was strange, but she must have leave some of it at the camp. 

EJ helps Joe and Iris fix the wireless/wifi connector and TV set, which "I didn't know you could do that, usually Wally comes late and then he fixes it, then we finally get on with movie night..." 

(Cisco and Iris notices something is off about "Dawn," Joe catches EJ on the phone video chatting w Dawn (with headphones)... Joe starts weeping, Iris, Wally and Barry gets concern but Joe passes it off as I miss my grandbaby so much, all grown up

Barry figures it out once EJ gets in a fight / after the Flash rescues them and some others (some other teenage girls and their mothers who were being mean to EJ/thought they were Dawn) 

Barry comes late to pick EJ up, Barry gets a scolding from the mothers, EJ snaps and (VERY VERY CAPTAIN COLD LIKE) verbally eviscerate them about allowing her daughter push other kids around who are less fortunate, for the skin color and lack of something they can't control.)  

EJ then reveals to Barry that they are "Ellie," and that they know that her Dad is the Flash. 

(Dawn never figured it out, but Dawn starts developing her speedster powers at Len's) 

(Ummmm I can explain?? It's --- She gets cut off by Len, "I know it's you Dawn. A blabbermouth just like your father." Len softly says as he helps Dawn up from the mess)