#ummm this had a point

[selfishpresley]

Sorry babe I hate Lando xoxo 💋

but what if he sounded like Chet Hanks pretending like he's in the caribbean?

like i think I would be able to forget the strange whiny things he's said and done the last couple of years

[chaziemcblack]

Perla knows what’s going on

[birdricks]

the final phrase of my last sentence / hangs in the air, sounding stupider and stupider

[eightyuh]

glen and harry pre-story

[lokh]

mom avoids dead anime mom curse because he transitions. he’s always had a complicated relationship with pregnancy because of how woefully little people are told about potential complications and aftercare, and also because of how gendered it is, so after the birth of his second child he’s finally had it and decides to transition

he joins a local community group for mothers and at first it’s played for laughs how often they fall to the dead mom curse, but soon we find out more about how society has failed mothers and people who give birth, from information being withheld, procedures being carried out without consent, lack of accommodations and maternal and paternal leave, racism…

it also turns out that becoming a man doesn’t help with this, not really, because being a pregnant trans man brings its own problems. follow along as he learns more about being a parent and a mother, and maybe even… finding love???

coming to you never because I can’t write!

[skunkes]

longlegs fucking sucked 😭

[farahfriday]

[lord farquaad pointing and laughing meme] the british man has fallen for the american imperialist propaganda!

ghost image credit to yumethefrostypanda

[martyrbat]

a female character isn't allowed to be a character that is also female. she isn't allowed her own agency and complex motives nor any deeper emotions without it being centered around the male cast around her or a child. even if she's not a mother, she remains one because she could always potentially become a mother or she is the ‘mom character’ to the men/children around her and her actions MUST reflect that. if they don't, she's labeled a selfish bitch. if she is an (actual) mother than that's all she is—she isnt allowed deeper characterization or discussion because thats all she'll ever be, that's all she was made to be. male characters are allowed to be fathers (lireral or in the sense of providing for the people around them) with deeper feelings but a mother? never a mother.

[bikebian]

ok but like wouldn’t that call between bill and mike be so devastating if they were forgetting . like what if they made them forget like how it is canonically. like ummm what’s ur name again…??? and then like ya. i love you. bye! and then like after a month they both block each others numbers and they’re like who is this!? and then they never talk again. after they said i love you.

[10centjams]

I’d like to think the afterlife in Disco Elysium’s universe is calmer for Glen, makes me feel better 😔

[yea-baiyi]

i cannot believe that an actual thing that happens in tgcf is xie lian watching a hualian fluff fanfic of banyue arc (description includes: hooking arms, hugging shoulders, embracing, calling ‘san lang’ with a tone that is not quite yearning) and his only feedback is that the play is 100% true to canon

[kezcore]

i hate to break it to you, millennials, but gen z does, in fact, know what dvds and cds are. we grew up with them. we grew up with a lot of stuff y'all obsess over, actually. not my fault all the tech companies collectively decided to get rid of dvd players

[4ddi3addie2005]

Before I went to bed I saw the Youtube notif that TADC was going to Netflix and it INVADED my dreams so vividly I have not had such an episodic sequential serialized cohesive dream in months it was literally its own chapter its own short story

[efverse]

ngl umbreons SO lucky her pushover brother was home that night instead of ditto tbh. Bc if ditto answered the door to that she would have told Umbreon to go fuck herself(to put it lightly) and slammed the door in her face.

[korrasamibottles]

That different people can engage with the same piece of media and come out of it with wildly different interpretations is a testament to the evolutionary miracle that is the human brain. It is also very annoying.

[nervocat]

I'm wondering if writing more self-indulgent fics would help me a bit..