#umm am i missing smt?

[badgebadge314]

There is smt deeply wrong with them.

[bananabraces]

it's so very early to be saying all this but i wanna be his first kiss so bad i keep thinking ab it like not making out but idk like hanging out outside of school alone one day and maybe we're trying to calm down from laughing or something corny and we're really really close like we always are and thennnn him or me would lean in i'd want it to be me so he doesn't feel like he's doing everything but then we'd kiss for a couple seconds not the quick peck kind but kind of just a short lingering kiss and then yeah SOTOGOGG ITS SO BAD IM NOT FREAKYYYYY BUTLIKE I WAS DRINKING SMT TODAY DR PEPPER AND HE SAID DANG UR NOT EVEN GONNA FIVE ME A SIP HE WAS PROBABLY JOKING but i handed the last bit to him and he drank off me no waterfall and threw it away and everyone always teases us and says we should kiss and he has never said ew gross no ever i said it once and then said it was just bc i had to be nonchalant and he was like pretending to be offended likeeeee GUYSSSS????? but that would be so far in the future if it did happen like hecka hecka cause i am not THAT bold i can barely give a compliment w/o being like erm but idk timings never right so a kiss is out of the question currently BUTTT like 3 month no saying i love you rule ends next month so!!! heh guys umm jk im not gonna do it on the 1st or smt crazy idek if ill do it within that month but yea i really like him i just wanna be w him all the time as a friend and a bf he's just my favorite bruh not to be too corny and i miss that dr pepper so bad i want some rn

[madpanda75]

Hello ! Can you write an imagine where Rafael and Y/N are together and there is a difference of age between them, like 18 years, and he’s working in a case where a man is accusing of pedophilia because he’s older than the girl and the enemy camp uses his relationship with Y/N and want her to attest but he protect her you know smt cute thank you❤️

“Always Defend You”

Rafael Barba x Reader

Sorry this took me forever to post. I hope this was something like what you had in mind! I had fun writing it! ❤️

Warning: Mention of sexual assault/rape, Mention of violence 

Tags: @amirightcounsellor

Rolling over in bed, your hand moved around the mattress searching for the warmth that radiated from your boyfriend’s body. The warm body that you had grown so accustomed to snuggling against during the night was missing, leaving only cool sheets in its absence. Opening your eyes, you saw a sliver of light peeking through the door, you looked over at the clock on your nightstand, it read 1:30 am. “Surely Rafael couldn’t still be working” You thought to yourself. The ADA said he would be headed to bed shortly after you decided to call it a night, but that was hours ago. Wrapping your arms around yourself to keep warm, you padded down the hallway towards the living room. Rafael was sitting on the couch, feet propped up on the coffee table, his sleeves rolled up to reveal muscular forearms. He had undone the top few buttons on his shirt and his tie was tossed aside and long forgotten, you could see a glint of gold from the cross necklace he wore underneath. Writing furiously on his legal pad, Rafael failed to hear you enter the room.

You stood quietly in front of him, waiting for your boyfriend to notice you. Rafael looked up and nearly jumped out of his skin when he saw you. “Cariño, you scared me. I didn’t know you were still awake.” You went to go sit on the couch next to Rafael, laying your head on his shoulder, “I woke up when I saw you weren’t in bed yet. Guess I just can’t sleep without you by my side anymore.” Rafael smiled and kissed your forehead before wrapping his arm around you. Nestling closer to your boyfriend, you inhaled deeply and took in the faint smell of his cologne. Smiling to yourself, you closed your eyes and thought back to when this beautiful sexy man entered into your life.

Amidst the chaos of a downtown coffee shop on a Thursday morning, he mistakenly grabbed your caramel macchiato while you had taken his americano. After a flirty debate over how your taste in coffee was too sweet while in your opinion, his coffee preference was far too bitter, you left the coffee shop with a phone number and a date. Now here you both were six months later, completely in enamored of one another. Rafael sighed as he looked down at the deposition in his hand. You ran your fingers through his hair and massaged his scalp, Rafael worked so hard and you hated seeing him so tense especially at home which was supposed to be his sanctuary away from all the stress. “Do you want to talk about it?” Leaning into your touch, Rafael shook his head. “Why don’t you go back to bed mi amor? I’m going to be up for a little bit longer.” Too tired to argue, you nodded your head and reluctantly went back to your bedroom.

You were sound asleep by the time Rafael crawled into bed and he left before you were even up in the morning. Rolling over in bed, you saw he had left you a note,

“Good Morning Hermosa. You looked so peaceful sleeping, I didn’t have the heart to wake you. It’s going to be another long day for me, I am so sorry mi amor. Don’t wait up for me tonight. XO Raf”

Smiling at the note, you pulled yourself out of bed and got ready for the day.

Your heels clicked against the marble floor of One Hogan Place as you made your way to Rafael’s office with coffee and bagels in hand. You suspected Rafael had not eaten this morning and decided to surprise him with the morning treat. “Good Morning Carmen,” you said, handing her a cup of coffee. Carmen graciously accepted the cup, the two of you had become good friends over the past few months. “You’re a lifesaver, thank you! He’s alone if you want to head in.”

“Thanks Carmen!” You smiled at her as you walked towards Rafael’s office and softly knocked on the door before poking your head in. Your boyfriend was typing furiously on his computer, glasses practically sliding down the tip of his nose, his tongue poked out in concentration. His eyes were glued to his laptop as he talked “What is it Carmen? Is Buchanan here yet, he’s early.” You closed the door behind you, “Nope, he isn’t here yet.”

Rafael looked up and smiled at the sound of your voice. “Y/N, what are you doing here.” You held up the tray of coffee and bag of bagels, “I come bearing gifts of carbs and caffeine, counselor.” He laughed and took the items out of your hand, setting them down on the table. Rafael took you in his arms, kissing you passionately. “What would I do without you?” He said against your lips. “Probably starve,” you said before nibbling on Rafael’s bottom lip.

Letting out a groan, he pulled you in closer, his tongue tracing the curves of your lips while his hands slid down your back to rest on your bottom. “Baby, the coffee’s getting cold.” You said with a giggle. “I don’t care.” Your boyfriend whispered as he cupped your ass and hoisted you on his desk, his fingertips ghosting your inner thighs. You moaned while he kissed down your neck. Just as your hands began to take off his belt, Carmen’s voice came over the intercom, making you both jump. “Mr. Barba? Mr. Buchanan is here.” Rafael sighed and grumbled, “He’s early.” You hopped off his desk and grabbed your coffee, “I have to leave for work anyway. Should we continue this later?” You kissed up his neck before biting on his earlobe.

“Absolutely, I can’t wait.” Rafael went to sit down at his desk, in an attempt to hide his growing bulge. Handing him his coffee, Rafael took a sip and made a face, “Ugh, hermosa, this one is yours. How can you drink this? It’s not even coffee.” Laughing you switched cups with him, “Keeps me sweet.”

“You don’t need any help in that department, Y/N.” Winking at Rafael, you walked out of the office and bumped into a large man with a ruddy face. “Oh, excuse me.” The man looked you up and down with a glint in his eye that made you uneasy. “That’s ok, no harm done.” You straighten your blouse a bit, which was a tad rumpled from your brief makeout session with Rafael. Your exit was blocked by the defense attorney. “Umm, he’s all yours.” The man smiled at you with a cheshire-like grin as he moved towards the office door, “I promise I’ll have him back to you in one piece.” With a polite smile, you nodded and walked away, feeling the need to take a shower after being under the large man’s gaze.

The lawyer entered the ADA’s office, “So Mr. Barba, my client would like to strike a deal, he’ll plead guilty to sexual misconduct, no registry.” Rafael snorted a laugh, “Your client had sex and exchanged illicit pictures with a 15 year old girl. He gets rape in the second degree and goes on the registry.”

“Come on, counselor. Mr. Patterson had no idea she was fifteen plus he claims it was completely consensual.” Rafael rolled his eyes, “Your client is 17 years older than Ms. Jackson and she certainly does not have the opinion that the sex was consensual. Under the law she cannot legally consent to sex with your client. We have her statement and enough physical evidence to put Mr. Patterson away. No deal.” The defense attorney’s face turned red as he stared down the ADA, “Then we’ll see you in court.” Mr. Buchanan walked towards the door, before stopping in his tracks and turning to face Rafael, a sinister smile on his face. “I noticed the young woman who left your office earlier, I had no idea your office accepted college interns. You like em’ young, don’t you?” Rafael stood up, his fists clenched at his side as he walked over to the lawyer, his voice menacingly low, “She is none of your concern. Now if you excuse me I have a case to prepare.” The man let out a laugh, “Struck a nerve, did I?” Before Rafael could respond, Mr. Buchanan left.

Later that evening, you sat on the couch looking down at the piece of paper handed to you by a young man as you were leaving your office to head home. “Ms. Y/L/N?”

You eyed the man cautiously, “Yes, can I help you.”

With a flick of his wrist, he shoved the papers in your face and left. The papers asked you to appear in court as a material witness for the defense in the state of New York vs. Jonas Patterson criminal trial. You had heard Rafael talk about the Patterson case, he had been wearing himself ragged over it. What you didn’t understand was why you would be called as a witness for the defense. You took a sip from the glass of wine you had poured as you waited for Rafael to come home. Finally you heard the door open, “Y/N? I’m home. Why don’t we order some Chinese. I know we agreed to stop eating out so much but—,” Rafael stopped in his tracks as he looked at your concerned face. “Y/N, what’s wrong?” You walked up to him and handed your boyfriend the paper that you had been staring at for hours.

Rafael read the papers you were served with, you could see his jaw clench, his fists holding the paper so tight it was crumpling under his hold. “Why am I being asked to appear as a witness for the defense at your trial, Rafi?”

Your boyfriend sighed and went to sit on the couch, he slumped over and put his face in his hands. He knew why you were being called as a witness, this was classic Buchanan. He wanted to use your age difference with Rafael to sway the jury, to help win his case. It was a sleazy dirty move and unfortunately it cut right to his heart. Rafael loved you, but there was a considerable amount of years between you both, 18 to be exact. Although you had stated that the difference never bothered you, Rafael was afraid that someday you would leave him for someone younger, someone who could give you more than he ever could.

“Rafi? Are you ok?” You sat down next to your boyfriend, and rubbed his back in soothing circles. “It’s Buchanan.” Rafael said.

“You mean that large creepy man I ran into outside of your office?” You shivered thinking back to the lecherous lawyer you encountered. “What does he have to do with this?”

“He wants to use you to strengthen his case. Buchanan wants you to testify about our age difference in the hopes that it will establish doubt over the consent between Mr. Patterson and Ms. Jackson. Since he is claiming the relationship was consensual.”

Your blood boiled, how dare this man take your relationship with Rafael and pervert it. “I won’t do it. I will not testify for that man. Patterson is a pedophile, he raped that girl. We are two consenting adults, he can’t do this!”

Rafael turned to you, holding your face in his hands. “You won’t have to. We meet with the judge in the morning, I will argue that your testimony would be completely irrelevant to the case. The judge won’t rule in Buchanan’s favor, this is more prejudicial than probative. It’s just a dirty move, a final attempt to persuade me to make a deal. I promise you won’t have to take the stand.”

Nodding your head, you kissed Rafael deeply and rested your forehead against his, “Thank you Rafi.” Your boyfriend pulled away and looked at you, his green eyes seemed so sad in that moment. “What are you doing with me? You should be with someone younger. I can only imagine what people say or think when they look at us together. Maybe Buchanan is just pointing out the obvious with us, how ridiculous we must look together.”

You were shocked, your heart breaking as you heard the man you love speak about your relationship in such a manner. “Rafael Barba, I love you. Our age difference has never bothered me and I hope it doesn’t bother you. Don’t you dare let Buchanan take what we have and twist it into something ugly.” Now it was your turn to take Rafael’s face in your hands, you stared into his emerald eyes, hoping he could see how serious your love for him was. “You are kind,“ you said kissing his cheek. “Smart,” you kissed his other cheek. “Handsome,” you kissed the tip of his nose. “Sexy and I mean really sexy….the things you do to me, it makes me wet just thinking about it.” You whispered before kissing his lips. Rafael smiled, you could see a faint blush creep up on him as he listened to you sing his praises. “You’re everything I have ever wanted, Rafi. Don’t ever doubt you are not the man for me.”

Rafael pulled you into his arms, stroking your hair, “I love you so much, Y/N.”

“I love you too, Rafi. Let’s forget about this mess tonight. Perhaps we can pick up where we left off in your office earlier, before we were so rudely interrupted.” Your boyfriend suddenly scooped you up in his arms making you yelp in surprise. He carried you down the hall towards the bedroom, “Come on hermosa, let me show you what this old man can do to you.”

You were a nervous wreck the next day, checking your phone constantly for any update from your boyfriend. He was due in court at 9 to argue that you should not be called to the stand for the defense. It was 11:30 and still no word from Rafael. You went back to your emails, trying to take your mind off of what was happening just a few blocks away at the courthouse when suddenly your phone rang. Without even looking to see who it was you answered.

“Rafael?”“No, Y/N. It Olivia.”Your blood ran cold, Rafael had given Olivia your number for emergencies only.“Olivia, what’s wrong? Is everything ok with Rafael?”There was a long pause on the other line.“Rafael is fine. The judge held him in contempt, could you stop by the courthouse?”You were shocked, Rafael was passionate in the courtroom but professional above all else.“I’m on my way. Liv, what happened??”“It’s a long story. He’ll fill you in when you get here.”

Hanging up the phone, you rushed to the courthouse. Racing up the steps, you saw Buchanan with a black eye and a bloody nose. He walked past you, too busy nursing his injuries to notice you. “Asshole,” you muttered under your breath. Heading into the courthouse you met Olivia. She walked with you down to the basement of the courthouse and down a long hallway to a large room, upon entering you witnessed a sight you never thought you’d see, your boyfriend sitting in a small jail cell.

Your jaw dropped, “Rafael!” He looked up at you with a sheepish smile, “Hi cariño.” Olivia tapped you on the shoulder, “The judge says he needs to pay a fine to be released. I‘ll wait outside till you’re ready and we can go get him released.” Nodding your head, you walked over to the cell, “Baby, what happened? Are you alright?” Rafael reached for your hand through the bar. Holding his hand, you saw his knuckles were reddish and slightly swollen. “I’m fine. The judge ruled in our favor, you don’t have to testify.”

You were still confused, “That’s great Rafi, but why are you locked up and what happened to your hands?”

Your boyfriend then went on to tell you how the judge ruled that your testimony was prejudicial and not probative and how she scolded Mr. Buchanan for attempting to pull such a stunt. As the two men were walking away, the defense attorney placed a hand on Rafael’s shoulder, “Well can’t blame a guy for trying.” Leaning over so no one could hear him Buchanan continued, “When your little girlfriend is through with you, send her over my way. I’d love a taste of that.” Rafael explained how in that moment, he saw red and before he knew what was happening, he punched the defense attorney right in the face. The ADA got in a few good punches before the court guards pulled them away. The judge held both men in contempt for unruly behavior.

You kissed Rafael’s hands through the bars. “You defended my honor?”

Rafael sighed, “I know I should have just walked away but my temper got the better of me. You’re not mad, hermosa?”

“Of course not Rafi. Actually I’m surprisingly turned on.” Rafael laughed, “I don’t think the judge or the DA feel the same way, but luckily I can continue with the case, so a mistrial won’t be declared.” You nodded at Rafael. He brought his head closer to the bars so you could awkwardly kiss him. “Let me grab Liv and go bail you out, Rocky Balboa.” Leaving the room, you went with Olivia to go pay the fine and sign the release papers.

Walking down the courthouse steps hand in hand with Rafael, you looked over at him and blushed. “What is it cariño?” He asked after catching you staring at him. You smiled, “I’m just so lucky to have a boyfriend who would defend me like you did today, makes me love you even more.” Rafael beamed at you, “I love you too, Y/N and I will always defend you.”

[yuhengbeidou]

slave au in which jiang xi goes to a slave auction personally for once 1:11 PM and sees a pair of battered, bloodied blond twins in shackles 1:12 PM gege: I don't like it also gege: DEEPER!!!

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I am in shambles please...jiang xi.......buy them 1:12 PM he wasn't going to buy them, actually he did not like this idea of slavery at all, he stopped gyy from using butterfly boned beauty for parts after all, but he was drawn by the sound of a whip and sees a pair of battered, bloodied blond twins in shackles

1:16 PM when the leather whip hit these men, they didn't cry out at all. if anything, their eyes were cold as steel, taking the whip with white knuckles silently a line of red split one of their's backs in two, and then another crisscrossed, new wounds on old scars they were dirty, their hair matted and caked with blood and dirt, and the only thing they had to cover their body was a dirty rag wrapped around their bottoms, just the bare minimum covering jiang xi thought that it was really unfortunate to be a slave, and he was about to turn away when he heard another sound. one of them had turned their back on the whip, covering the other with their body, and the whipmaster raised his whip higher, striking their face this time jiang xi decided then that he couldn't let this go on. he didn't say anything, just quietly paid the slave trader the sum it would take to buy 20 slaves, and walked away. his disciples would come and retrieve them later but before he could leave, one of them caught his eyes and held his gaze, and jiang xi felt something funny rolling in his stomach at that fierce glare from eyes so green they were like poison the bloody gash on that face kept on bleeding, the wounds on his back oozing, and he crouched protectively over what must be his brother who had already passed out from the punishment

JIANG XI HE'S...STUNNED...BY IT!!! yess yes yes forever going to remember gege;s eyes

1 1:22 PM the way home was quiet. jiang xi sat in his horse drawn carriage, going over the accounts from the day, taking a moment to pause at the large sum he paid for the slaves. he thought belatedly... how were they going to get back to gyy? and poked his head out the window. they weren't shackled anymore, but they were still led by their bound hands by a rope, trailing behind some horses, and the one who passed out earlier was barely able to keep up with the horses 1:23 PM so maybe jiang xi calls over one of his disciples and commanded him to put the slaves on a horse, "to get home faster, they are too slow" 1:25 PM . :(((((((((9 once at gyy he demands for them to be washed and dressed in the simplest but, still representative, gyy robes and given something to do in the kitchen or around the sect grounds it doesn't matter

but what if the twins are so beaten and everything + the probably long journey, didi falls sick...so sick even the elders are afraid he won't make it 1:27 PM yessssss didi falls extremely sick... they are both really dehydrated and malnourished, been beaten too many times, infections had set in... 1:28 PM

so jiang xi goes personally? to take care of him? and he's met once again with those cold, frosty green eyes and he tells gege to go take care of himself so he won't be bothersome and gege doesn't MOVE

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gfdhjskls; 1:30 PM it's true, as slaves they are probably completely illiterate and can only understand basic commands 1:30 PM

sorry?

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wah I can only hear gege going 不行不行:((( at everything

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like "won't do won't do".... "go eat!" "Won't do!" "Go sleep!" "won't do!!!" 1:31 PM it's the most useful word for him really... 1:31 PM

not until didi is awake

1 1:31 PM every time he says it, he looks as if he's expecting to be struck down, but nothing happens, and he goes from feral to wary to confusd he hovers over his brother. he can't understand much of what these people are saying, but he knows enough to tell that his brother's skin is too hot and feverish, his brother's eyes are scrunched shut as if he was in pain even in sleep, that the wounds on his brother's back are not healing and are angry and red, and every time they tried to feed his brother something, he threw it all up so when this man... who looked to be their very, very young master came over with a medicine bowl and fresh rags with a bowl of hot water, gege can only helplessly watch... but he will not leave didi's side 1:33 PM gege shaking, hunched over didi's body, refusing to let go of his hand! his tiny very thin fingers holding to didi's one so hard jiang xi thinks he might broke his brother's fingers but really, he's aware the kid can barely stand himself...he's kinda moved....

1 1:36 PM he tries to treat gege's wounds too but gege just shakes his head and point at didi and keeps saying "he, he, no me, he" and jiang xi just "is he dumb?"...but it's a full out war between the two of them, a kid and a youth...and gege wins because he doesn't let jiang xi touch him until didi's fever starts going down

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aND HOLY FUCK HNA THEY ARE XUE MENG'S AGE JIANG XI IS SO YOUNG HE'D BE WHAT, 20+???" 1:38 PM ................. UMM YEAH SO FUCKING YOUNG WTF 22-23 at most... omg baby jiang xi

1 1:38 PM when didi's condition has stabilized for the time being, gege finally lets jiang xi clean the wounds on his face and the long gash on his face. jiang xi mutters quietly something like, "why are you so stubborn, aren't you afraid this will scar? you should have let me treat it from the start" but gege just doesn't understand... he flinches back from jiang xi when jiang xi reaches out for his face

1 but when it's clear that jiang xi wasn't going to hurt him, gege shrinks back but let him touch 1:41 PM

MY FUCKING AGE UMMM he falls asleep curled around his little brother, his wounds bandaged, and he holds onto his brother's hands, so exhausted. jiang xi looks at them a moment before drawing a blanket over them both and blows out the candle

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damn...wait I NEED TO PROCESS THIS.... 1:43 PM he asks someone to teach them mandarin but....well gege at least knows that jiang xi is good...good enough to give them a room,,,a whole room for themselves, and to magically make didi better...so gege refuses to listen to anyone but jiang xi,,,when what didi sees gege doing, didi does

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jiang xi is exasperated he's trying to lead an entire sec on his own, he still has to study, but somehow he has two children he needs to take care of...and he does

1 1:45 PM HE STILL HAS TO STUDY lol this is from personal experience i assume

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I HATE HER I HATE 1:54 PM the gyy elders told jiang xi that he can't treat slaves like disciples, they were bought and sold, they're not really people, and jiang xi grows so livid like he would later do at the tianyin pavilion. "you think they don't bleed when you hit them? you think they don't hunger? why would you think they deserve anything less than your own children?"

well I'm 22 and still studying you were studying not so long ago jiang xi is one of us he goes through the uni struggles

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dU ROU? IDK I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME ASSOCIATED WITH THE POLLIA BUT WHAT IF 1:55 PM I THINK IT IS DU RUO ROU SOMETHING LIKE THAT 1:56 PM

JIANG XI!!! jiang xi teaches mhxs...medicine 1:56 PM fuuuuuuuu ok let me look up the blind dates extras 1:56 PM i will look it up and cry

gfhdjkdl 1:56 PM Pollia japonica, known in Chinese as 杜若 “du ruo”. 1:57 PM Pollia japonica, known in Chinese as 杜若 “du ruo”

PLEAAASE 1:57 PM LOOOOL ONE BRAIN CELL 1:57 PM I CHOKED

so, xing'er...du ruo...possibilities

1 1:58 PM du is a surname?? 2:02 PM and when they return for the first time in 10 years to gyy

1 2:03 PM YES DU IS A SURNAME! my old roommate's cn name was du sha and it had that du in it too ghjkdks so,,,,really it could work wow

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and then they come back and jiang xi goes "shit THEY WERE CUTE WHAT DID HAPPEN AT KUNLUN!?!?!"

1 2:04 PM RIGHT since he's a foster son he wouldn't take jiang xi's surname... fuycking hell jiang xi adopted a kid for his surname du so he could name him ruo huh

1 2:05 PM it's yak milk. they drank a lot of yak milk at ktp 2:05 PM grew up big and strong... they are at least half a head taller than him now

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maybe he's jiang something...hmmm or maybe he has another name,, maybe jiang xi named him because he was probably an orphan or smt and didn't have a proper name....who knows? NOT US...ugh meatbun

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mhxs......teaming up on jiang xi

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... :(( 2:07 PM jiang xi can't fool them... they know him, even if he thinks he's good at hiding. they remember waking up in the middle of the night suffering from childhood fevers and finding jiang xi doing something in their room, like brewing medicine, etc. and changing the cold compresses on their heads jiang xi made sure they were "asleep" before coming in, but they were slave children who had to learn survival skills far too young and of course they heard him so now when jiang xi acts all angry toward them, they just smile privately between themselves 2:10 PM ...

I want...them...yifu..kink

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shuangmeijiang dp yifu KINK 2:12 PM OH MAYBE HE DID ADOPT THEM AFTER YELLING AT THE ELDERS HOLYYYYYYY SHIT PLEASE THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT ON THE LAST SIN 2:12 PM

Asdfg YIFU?!? FUCKERY? SHUANGMEI YIFU KINK?

1 2:12 PM WITH SLAVE BACKGROUND

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the last sin pleaase as if we won't come up with something to top the eyeless kid one day

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I can feel the fandom shuddering in fear and they don't even know WHY

something beautiful~

1 2:16 PM jiang xi walks in on them in a gyy hot spring and they are doing something definitely not brotherly

1 they kept their distance from him since they got back, probably out of respect for him since he's been so testy, but this time when they see him from far away, they make eye contact and smile at him and jiang xi runs of course 2:17 PM

this is your child this au is yours raise it well just like xing'er was <3

1 2:19 PM the way i keep straying further from the light 2:19 PM

jiang xi "holy fuck are they fucking crazy?!!?"

1 2:19 PM i started out writing RANWAN OK

1 2:19 PM I satrted out with yifu fuckery~

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I'm coming back full circle idk

1 2:20 PM ranwan is so tame compared to half the shit this DM box has seen

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jiang xi wants to have a TALK with them okay?? but then he opens his mouth and nothing comes out oh, didi has a ready retort for that... "yifu, you have to open wider if you think--" and gege immediately slaps him because he still has SOME shame

1 2:21 PM that poor child with his mother as didi i just can't

1 2:21 PM when...when you...put it like that....."didi his mother"...it really...poor child oh god

1 wait I...have more...hcs this is really funny

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please shuandmeijiagn dp!!!! they's...drop hitns

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and all that they'd drive jiang xi crazy! be gentle, all filial piety, the perfect sons, then they make a 180 degrees turn and they look at him like they want to EAT HIM

1 2:27 PM I"M FUCKING CRYING THAT WHOLE CONVERSATION IS HILARIOUS BROHTERLY UNFREEZING 2:29 PM

and now we jumped to cockwarming

1 2:29 PM slowly unthawing that frozen dick well, can you blame shuangmei if jiang xi never felt like a "yifu" to them? they see him as their benefactor who rescued them and saved their lives literally, but he never took care of their day to day need, he kept his distance, he sent them away for training elsewhere... and when they came back, he still looked exactly the same as he did when they were kids now they even look a little older than him probably 2:34 PM mmmhm what if, he takes them to a medicine lesson? because no matter what, it would bring shame to gyy if they didn't know shit...and maybe didi is careless (or is he) and touches something slightly poisonous or something? and jiang xi's right there, so fast, to take care of him

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and then gege cuts himself and jiang xi's going crazy like can't you be serious for once??,,,and then they are serious for once but jiang xi feels bad...as if he commanded them,,,as if he threatened them </3

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he goes to ...say sorry or something later in the day and finds gege kissing didi's fingers where some wounds from the poison still have to heal and he's so tender while doing so "why did you do that hanxue?" "can you blame me, for wanting his affection once again? when that was the only good thing that ever happened to me gege??"

1 2:38 PM I need to process I NEED TO PROCESS NOT @ THEM HURTING THEMSELVES ON PURPOSE TO GET HIS MEDICAL ATTENTION AND THEN KISSING EACH OTHER'S FINGERS 2:45 PM Start a new message

didi goes into a narrative flashback we love this. "when i was young... when he first brought us back, i woke up several times, you know. i saw you there next to me, and you probably passed out. he was there too, and i don't htink he noticed i was awake. he seemed so tired, and i was confused... i didn't nkow what was going on "but then i think he heard me moving, so i closed my eyes again. and it is a little blurry, but i think i remember how gentle his fingers felt on my head, just stroking my hair back... gege, the way mother used to stroke our hair, do you remember?" wow i'm tearing up a little

slave babies "it was only for a moment, but i just knew things would be ok from then on... this person wouldn't let us come to harm anymore. gege, you kept taking whippings for me, how much longer could you have gone on for?" 2:49 PM "i was so grateful... that you wouldn't be hurt anymore, that he would protect us, protect you... even now i still see the old scars on your back... gege, what's a little poisoning now if i can get him to look at me like that again?" 2:50 PM jiang xi listens to all of this and feels like he's dangerously close to a heart attack. his face feels flushed, his chest feels tight, he needs to sit down... he drops his pipe, it clatters, and twin eyes turn on him 2:59 PM

the pin him down like a needle pinning a butterfly and he feels as if he's struggling for his last breath but he's simply just not moving, standing there in the doorway like a dumbass

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the twins go "yifu" at him....and jiang xi starts shaking because...he never had ulterior intentions, he simply wanted them to be free of that hell, to grow up to their full potential

1 3:02 PM when gege says it, his voice is low, tinged with warmth that doesn't normally exist... it's such a change, the low octave dropping straight to jiang xi's crotch

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but there he is, with them chasing after his affection, with them seeing through him as if he were a shard of spotless glass and jiang xi's just....looking at them...partially because he has no idea what to say? mostly because he simply wants them to make the first move and depending on it...he'll react

1 3:03 PM

OHOHOHO YIFU KINK BLOOMING

1 3:03 PM maybe gege takes on didi's fingers into his mouth and start sucking at the places that haven't quite healed yet, looking at jiang xi the whole time and didi tilts his head back, eyes half lidded, hair long and loose hitting the mattress and didi says, "yifu... i don't think gege is doing a great job at getting the poison out... it hurts" and jiang xi swallows hard and has to hold onto the wall to steady himself. 3:05 PM Start a new message Jiang xi is.... Going through a LOT POOR MAN he hears those words and. His heart hurts.. "that's nonsense!",,, but he doesn't go away but neither does he approaches them and gege takes that as an invitation to test the waters as in... Just how far can he go before jiang xi curses them and leaves He takes three fingers wholly in his mouth, closes his eyes and sucks on them the way he sucks didi's cock.. Meanwhile didi is stroking gege's hair while looking straight at jiang xi Gege starts kissing his hand, wrist, up his arm, over a suddenly exposed jade shoulder, he licks and sucks on didi's neck, sitting in his lap and slowly undressing him and didi keeps looking at jiang xi who's still there

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When he moans for the first time at a particularly hard bite, his eyes finally close for a moment and the image of him, head thrown back, eyes closed, eyelashes quivering, that sound so frail yet full of meaning... Jiang xi is so hard

3:26 PM oh gege he is so bold, that feral child was still in there even after all those years, just waiting for the right moment to be let out from that polite distant veneer that he adopted from jiang xi didi moans again, holding with both hands on gege's hair, and calls for jiang xi, "yifu, can you feel my forehead? i think i have a fever... ahh, gege..." jiang xi doesn't know when he started moving forward, but he does, stepping onto his pipe even and crushing it under his foot he is entranced, he comes to where they are and touches each of them, one hand on each shoulder, just slowly trying to stabilize himself again didi is undressed down to his waist, and jiang xi's fingers slowly trail down his arm, swallowing hard and still uncertain didi tilts his head toward jiang xi like a sunflower and presses his face into jiang xi's hand, nuzzling it, kissing his wrist, "yifu, please..." and jiang xi has a lot of self-restraint, he does, but this is impossible 3:3 His hands tremble as strokes didi's cheek and then he leans forward and he kisses didi's forehead... There's a muffled snort from gege against didi's neck, and a soft sigh of surprise from didi "it is.... Burning a little" jiang xi mutters against didi's forehead the his lips move, down over the arch of one soft and pale eyebrow, over the hollow of a temple, following the line of a sharp cheekbone... His nose bumps didi's and they look at eacj other... Green eyes and apricot shaped brown.. And didi tilts his head up and kisses jiang xj

1 3:36 PM It's chaste and soft yet it leaves jiang xi breathless worse than anything eleven and when didi pulls away, jiang xi barely has time to breathe before gege tilts this head "I am burning too" he says before he kisses jiang xi too

1 He's a little more powerful than didi but still mindful of jiang xi and meanwhile, didi who was used as a honey trap leaches onto jiang xi's neck

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"let me show yifu what gege just did to me"

1 3:38 PM yifu has no choice but to let his disobedient foster sons do what they want to him... they pull him between them, one unfastening the silk sash at his waist, the other brushing his hair to one side, exposing a long line of neck and starts mouthing the column, the shoulders, lips soft and firm at once, a little teeth nipping until jiang xi starts to breathe more heavily 3:41 PM "yifu, is this good?" didi asks, and that was very polite of him because down there, gege already got the sash untied, started to unfold jiang xi's robes and finding a hard bulge between his legs... gege rubs on it with his cheek, pushing aside jiang xi's knees to kneel in between "yifu has been so good to us," gege says, watching jiang xi shudder. "we have been so ungrateful to you."

1 3:43 PM "ungrateful how?" jiang xi manages to say, concentrating on every word. didi takes a deep inhale behind him, the tip of didi's nose against the back of his neck, tickling him. "we never showed you the care and respect you deserve," didi says, and it is a surprise to hear that voice from right behind him. "gege... won't you show yifu what you had in mind?"

Gege goes straight to work!!! He kisses jiang xi's thighs, bites them, muzzled in the dip o his hipbone, so close to where Jiang xi is hard and leaking, yet taking his sweet time to get to it,,, jiang xi squirms a little and didi kisses his cheeks, glues his own one to jiang xi's and looks down at gege "ge, don't be like that, show yifu how good you are alright??" and gege finally, finally lick jiang xi's cock from root to the tip and then takes it in his mouth and jiang xi's moaning, eyes closed and head thrown on didi's shoulder Fire 1 3:49 PM Didi would play with the dark hair down jiang xi's navel, his fingers bumping against gege's lips from time to time "is he good yifu? Is gege treating you well? Do you need anything else? After all, I'm here too and all yours" Fire 1 3:50 PM oh didi he is really irresistible... jiang xi can't say much, he's too busy having his brain sucked out through his cock, he has no idea where gege learned this kind of cultivation technique because he certainly did not teach it to them... he throws his head back onto didi's shoulder and didi takes that as invitation to slip jiang xi's robe off his shoulder and starts pinching both of his nipples making a lewd comment like... oh yifu, how pink and tight they are, how exquisite, like the buds of... hmm, plum blossoms