#umjamlam

[marsti]

ooooo sleepy scourge sisters please! ♡

they are napping after a long day of roleplaying <3

[umjamlam]

pics of the community cast i think are neat

[peternincompoop]

hello yes its me, the horse charlie was in love with for 2 episodes who never appeared again!!!!! i am totally normal and dont have brain rot and also no im not @umjamlam why would you even think that

[number-one-hog-hater]

ThankS for the tag @malewifemanhunter @thatundiagnosedbitch @thrutheinferno and @dick-chugger !!

15 questions for 15 (ish) mutuals

Were you named after anyone?

Gron is actually the name of my firsts dnd character haha

Do you have kids?

Nope and don't want any ever

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yeah, it's fun!

What's the first thing you notice about people?

Nothing in particular? Hair and clothes if their wearing something cool or it's dyed? Idk im not really an observant guy

What's your eye color?

Dark brown, once we had a poll because one of my friends thought they were 100% black which is p cool

Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings, HOWEVER, I Love horror movies I think they are a very unique genre and it's always easy to find something unique but I have to read the synopsis or watch a video because they make me paranoid :(

Any special talents?

I can get the tinfoil right every time without measuring, that's all I got

What are your hobbies?

I like to cycle my hobbies I don't really have any rn but I can knit and crochet, and I like to play video games :)

Have any pets?

Nope, had then most of my life but I'm not really an animal person

What sports do you play/have you played?

I did marching band is high school, nothing like getting water breaks like once an hour in 100° F heat

How tall are you?

5'1, certified short king (which is a scam because my siblings and dad are 6ft)

Favorite subject in school?

I love history, such an interesting subject

Dream job?

Would love to do something creative but alas I myself am not creative I just occasionally get sleep deprived and drink a monster and go nuts

This is fun feel free to do even if not tagged! sorry if youve been tagged before :)

@cowboycharmac , @nailgunstigmata , @kennysaysthings , @umjamlam , @certifiedeccentric , @margle , @denfucker , @brainfogdennis , and im getting bored of tagging people so that all we got, have fun :)

[herdrawings]

Another lammy wip just cause I really really like lammy #umjamlam #lammy #fanart #art #instaart #sketch #sketchbook #herdrawings #drawings

[umjamlam]

david brittlesbee propaganda:

- calls his ex-wife his wife and repeatedly needs to be corrected on the EX part

- also a child of divorce... double ouch

- has various homoerotic moments with his coworker brad

- also had a sex dream about his male coworker ian and blames it on ian being his boss but actually david is the boss... but he forgets that he's in charge since he's so pathetic that no one listens to him

- has called his 2 coworkers (who he outranks) his mom and dad when they fight.... boy if you dont get ur ass down to the therapist's office

- is repeatedly called a "soy boy beta cuck" by his employees

and him and his boyfriend (im delusional)

Bisexual divorcee prelims

Darryl Whitefeather (Crazy Ex Girlfriend) VS David Brittlesbee (Mythic Quest)

(CB, CD) (NCB, CD)

[umjamlam]

just read the interview danny pudi did with the last laugh, and i just have to say:

it makes me so sad to hear that he doesnt know if we like him outside of abed. yes, its his most iconic role, but ive seen so many edits and posts for his other characters!! a lot of people like him as an actor, and especially in mythic quest! and he said that he really liked playing a more villainous character and getting the chance to direct and-

i know he didn't say that he doesnt get support or anything from us fans, but he said like "i dont know if they like seeing my evil side" and the fact that he said 'i dont know' just makes me so sad because i want him to know that we adore him so much!!! he's such a wonderful actor and brad is one of my fav characters in tv history and i cant even express how thankful i am for everything danny has done

i love you danny pudi :( ♡

[umjamlam]

okay so i dont know if tags work on reblogs SO i decided to make a post about it because i have become very passionate about it!!

tumblr user @transgenderpirate is holding a gauntlet poll for t-boy swag and my boy charlie kelly is in it!! and i want him to win!!! so i made a badge and a very cool poster to campaign for him ♡

check out the polls below!

and here is the badge and the poster!

[umjamlam]

brad bakshi

[umjamlam]

i know a lot of people dont like season 6 but i just truly love frankie so much!!! she's so funny in an anti-comedy way, but not only that!!! she has her normal boring life and her normal boring binder, but when she meets the committee she starts being a little quirky in her own way! she sees annies binder which is silly and fabulous, and she adds a bit of that to her own binder! she is just such a cool character and i really like her a lot

also when she realised the group missed troy a LOT so she tried to fill the troy shaped hole, which ended in her playing the steel drums lol

[umjamlam]

i luv how dbd has pride flags because now i just make all characters queer

leon kennedy? trans and mlm. amanda "the pig" young? trans and lesbian. random monster that kills people? so queercoded

[umjamlam]

to make my heart hurt less:

[umjamlam]

don't eat the crab dip!

[umjamlam]

say you have to pee i need to talk to you

[umjamlam]

okay but.... hear me out