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#mayor quimby#the simpsons#2d animation#umbelieving#there's something about marrying#podium#assuring
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I find it funny that Ben was glued to his phone for most of the season and not one camp fam member made a joke about his girlfriend
#they either think he’s lying or it was so umbelievable that it became immemerable#like he was stressing on about the phone and no one was like ‘hows the gf?’#a win is a win#jurassic world chaos theory#ben jwct#jurassic world chaos theory spoilers#jwct#ben pincus#bens girlfriend confirmed unimportant#jurassic world chaos theory season 2 spoilers#jwct spoilers#jurassic world chaos theory season 2
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i am now genuinely concerned about auston and mitch..... DONT HAVE TIME TO WORRY ABT THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF WORK FHCK
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finished acomaf. i get it now
#LORD i could not put that bitch down#650 pages all devoured in like 4 days i ate that shit UP#that ending was insane. umbelievable. tamlin when i get my hands on you!!!!#mine#acotar#i refuse to make a bookblr btw so youre just getting my thoughts on shit here. deal with it
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I hope whoever decided to add coconut/coconut derivatives into Every Fucking Shampoo on this god forsaken planet. Gets deep painful acne on their scalp and back forever and ever and ever and ever-
#i have an allergy to coconut products. strictly a skin issue but like#fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you#ive gone through fucking FIFTY different goddamn products and i want to kill someone now#umbelievably angry i cant find ONE goddamn product for my hair#i have specific hair needs!!! FUCK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS FUCKING SHIT INTO GODDAMN EVERYTHING#im gonna SCREAM#AND GOOGLE IS NO FUCKING HELP EVERYTHING LINKS BACK TO THIS GODDAMM BLOG WHERE SHE GIVES YOU THREE EXPENSIVE ASS PRODUCTS THAT I CANT#FUCKING FIND ANYWHERE NEAR ME
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OOOOHHH ALL OF THEM!!! YOURE INSANE FOR THIS HOLY HECK
TRIPLE AFFIRMATIVE
Finally I made all fanarts I planned for @lyss-butterscotch
Now I can die peacefully.
All arts down here:
#i am so sorry that i didnt see this#please if anyone tags me and i dont respond#feel free to pm me or tell me in my asks#i should be thanking yall for drawing my blorbos im#aaaahshsghsshhshshsh#THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU#triple affirmative :(#STILL AGAIN THANK YOU#IDK HOW ELSE TO SAY IT THAT OH MY GOD#you dedicated 7 seperate piece for my blorbos#facking umbelievable /very pos#gift for lyss
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How unfortunate~
Sekido, Urogi, Karaku, Aizetsu x FEM!reader
word count: 2,5k
Warning: sexual content, nsfw, aged up 18+, gangbang, rough sex, fivesome, belly bulge, non-con, virginity loss, p in v, p in b, throat fucking, oral sex, anal sex, reader being manhandled, degradation, breeding, overstimulation, blood mentions, scratching, biting, mentions of fingering, she enjoys herself after all
Previously posted on my Wattpad "anitazza05"
Follow the don't like don't read rule please - minors DNI
Run. This was the only thought you had in your head. You were bumping into branches, your yukata was torn but you didn't care. You kept running. Tears of fear and anguish clouded your vision as you desperately searched for a way out of that wood. You should have gone home, but curiosity had got the better of you. You check behind you, slight relief filled your chest as no one was seen.
That feeling immediately dropped as you felt a pair of talons grabbing you by the arms, causing you to lose the ground safety. You looked up as terror filled your eyes. A winged demon with golden eyes and an amused look. He had a smirk on his face. You cried and floundered in his grip «Huhuhu~ you better give up honey, you don't stand a chance~» he said licking his lips. The tears now ran down your cheeks as you abandoned yourself in the demon's talons.
You reached the abandoned building where you were discovered spying on the four demons. «Hey Sekido! Hehe I got her~» he landed near his clones and dropped you on the ground. The four demons surrounded you. One of them squatted at your height, his umbelievably green eyes stared into yours «Hmm~ she's cute, it would be a shame to kill her right away~» you shuddered as he brushed a lock of hair behind your ear and wiped the tears off your face with his thumb.
«Karaku stop. this whole situation is depressing» you heard the other mutter. Another one sighed angrily before speaking «Urogi, check that there are no other slayers» big wings cleaved the air as he flew around checking the surrondings. «Well now, are you part of the demon slayer corp sweetie?~» Your eyebrows frowned as the demon spoke, your expression seemed to amuse him, «don't wanna talk?~» he grabbed your chin pulling you close to his face «Much better, I'll fuck those words out of you~» a shiver run down your spine at his words.
«No one to be seen Sekido~» the winged demon landed close behind you. You more or less figured out who was who. The golden eyed demon with talons was Urogi, Karaku had a large maple leaf fan and deep green eyes, Aizetsu must have been the demon with a sad and calm expression; while the last one, on the other hand, looked very pissed, that must've been Sekido.
«Oh come on Sekido let's have some fun~ I see no reason to kill her. Yet~» Karaku chuckled licking his lips «I agree huhu~» you hear Urogi's voice behind your ear. You gasp as your clothes were ripped off your body, you pull your arms to your chest trying to hide yourself, but Karaku yanked your wrist away admiring your chest «That's some great view~» he cooed as he fixed a lock of hair behind your ear, exposing your neck before licking it slowly.
You wanted to scream as loud as you could, but a hand tightened over your mouth. «Try not to make too much noise, someone might still hear you~» you feel Urogi's talons wandering around your body. Karaku smiled mischievously, taking his hand off your mouth before speaking to the other two. «What are you waiting for? You coming or not~?». Sekido let out a guttural growl as Aizetsu just sighed, they still seemed reluctant.
Your tears were pouring down wetting Karaku's fingers, his malicious eyes fixed on yours «There's no need to cry like that~ I'll let go of your hands but don't try to escape or I'll kill you instantly~» he said in a hoarse growl as he released your sore wrists. You didn't move a single muscle. He licked your tears away and smiled.
You gasped loudly as you were lifted off the ground, carried into the building and pinned to the next available wall. The other three joined you quickly. «Are you part of the demon slayer corp?» Urogi said almost annoyed by his own words. A cry of pain escaped your lips as his fangs dig into your skin, «It's a simple answer, yes or no~?» his tongue left a wet trail all along your neck as he licked the blood off the fresh bite. You panted heavily and didn't respond.
Urogi approached your face as his wings closed behind his back, strong arms grabbed your thighs and lifted you making you wrap your legs around his neck. «Answer~» he growled, his talons scratched your soft skin. You closed your eyes and shut your mouth holding back your cries of pain. «Well in that case…» Urogi moved closer to your cunt, you felt his warm breath against it. Your eyes widened as you tried to free yourself from his grasp, in vain.
He quickly stuck his tongue in your hole making you scream, your hands tangled in his hair as you tried to pull him away… Or at least that was what you thought you were doing. You felt him smile against you as he pushed the slippery muscle deeper. You arched yourself against him throwing your head back leaning against the wall.
As much as you didn't want to, you were getting excited, a veil of lust clouded your sight. In that instant Urogi felt you squeeze his tongue slightly, as fast as he had slipped in, he moved away and looked at you pleased. You groaned as you tightened your thighs around his face. Without taking off that evil smile, he made you slid down so you could wrap your legs around his waist. «Did you come up with an answer by chance~?»
You felt that you were about to give in «I-» you managed to mutter in a hoarse voice before locking yourself shut again, remembering not to reveal anything. He raised an eyebrow «Still reluctant huh~». Your jaw dropped feeling his talon slip through your folds, you dropped onto his shoulder, trying to suppress the cries of pain that threatened to leave your mouth.
He pulled back again. «I won't tell you anything-» you stammered closing your eyes. «Is that so~?» you heard karaku murmur while he somehow slipped behind you squishing himself against your body. You felt his breath behind your neck, you shivered and narrowed your eyes as he bites the lobe of your ear. «Well I guess we have no choice then~» Karaku said as you heard a rustle of clothes.
You opened your eyes wide, only to see Urogi and Karaku freeing their bodies from the only things that separated their skin from yours. You could feel their erections pressing against your thighs. «Be ready dear~» you heard them line up at your entrances. «We'll fuck your brain out~» you felt Karaku's hot breath against your ear. You were about to protest but they were faster.
They pushed forward pressing their tip against your two holes, they managed to push a couple of inches. You whimpered in pain as you fell forward onto Urogi's shoulder. «Hey Karaku, I think she's still a virgin~» Urogi chuckled with a joyful smile, it didn't sound so joyful to your eyes «Yes I can feel that even in her ass~» Karaku said feeling your walls painfully tightening.
«But she's a good girl, she'll be able to take all of us~» more tears pricked your eyes as they started pushing again forcing your insides to accomodate their quite impressive sizes. Your nails dig into Urogi's shoulders, scratching the base of his wings «a bit more little one~» he whispered «relax a bit more, it'll hurt more if you don't~» You desperately tried to relax ignoring the stinning pain.
«All right that's good~» Karaku grunted as they finally managed to bottom out. Urogi sighed in relief as they let you adjust to their dicks. «I almost forgot the warmness and tightness of a woman» Urogi growled against your neck.
The pain was slowly fading, your walls started to relax against them. As soon as you were a bit more relaxed they pulled themselves out, until only.the tip was still inside you. They slammed back in, at the same time building a merciless pace.
Karaku's hands found your breasts, starting to knead the tender flesh, his fingers rolling your nipples occasionally making you squirm under his touch. Your whole body was reacting to them, and that they noticed giggling as tried to hold your moans back «Enjoying it too much~?».
You cried not wanting to accept that, deep inside, you were liking it. Their hips snapped against yours, repeatedly hitting the deepest spots, «Fuck, your ass is tight huh~» Karaku grunted rutting into your hole faster, causing a loud moan to escape your lips. You felt Urogi's dick hitting your cervix causing your thighs to shiver lightly. He noticed your reaction and wrapped his talons around your waist pounding your cervix repeatedly.
You felt Karaku's hand crawling to your clit, rubbing and twisting it between his fingers, you moaned as you threw your head back onto Karaku's shoulder. «Aw she's milking my cock~ Karaku, I think she's close~» Urogi sped up his thrust, pounding into your pussy. «Yeah, her ass is squeezing me to death huhu~» Karaku glued his fingers against your clit in a circular motion, he pounded your ass mimicking Urogi's pace.
An intense orgasm crushed over you, more tears soaked your face as the just kept going, not bothering to stop. The overstimulation caused your frail body to tremble against their muscular ones. Why you? They just took your virginity.
«May we know your name~?» you feel Karaku lean forward and whisper in your ear, with the different angle you felt him shift inside you, making you scream as you claw the other demon's back. «Aw come on, don't be shy~» Urogi murmurs as he feels you tighten around him. «You still refuse to talk?! Tsk fuck» you hear Sekido taking off his clothing «Hey Urogi, move.» you hear the demon chuckle «it looks like you made him angry huhu~» he cooed as he pulls himself out and gives way to the other, which quickly stops you from falling and wraps your legs around his waist.
«You better talk because I won't stop until you do» he said quickly thrusting himself between your slippery walls immediately starting to move, he was rude, he went as deep as he could, hitting your cervix with each thrust. «t-too much-» you got interrupted by a stronger snap of his pelvis. «Huh? Is this too much for you?» he growled pounding you harder.
The moans you were trying to suppress came out of your throat without restraint. «Karaku put her down on you» Sekido dryly orders the demon behind you «Okay~» you drop onto Karaku's lap as his hand makes it's way up your thighs and begins to tease your clit. You groan loudly in Karaku's ear as you squeeze dangerously around his length. He start pushing himself up by hitting you more effectively as you arched against him.
Meanwhile Urogi approached and begin to knead your breasts, leaning over, sucking and biting your nipples. Your legs tremble, your toes curled and your hands claws Sekido's shoulders. «So fucking tight» you hear him growl in your ear «you humans are so sensitive~» Karaku whispers against your neck. They picked up the pace, your insides quiver tightening as your moans become more frequent.
Aizetsu was so silent you didn't even noticed him approaching and gripping your hair turning your head to the side so that his cock was in front of your face, «If you're not going to talk we better put your mouth to a good use» The tip of his member pressed to your lips, you wanted to complain but Karaku snapped his hips into your ass particularly hard, causing your jaw to fell open. Aizetsu quickly pushed his cock into your mouth sighing in relief.
You choked around his girth as he started to fuck your face holding your head tilted to the side. Obscene sguelching sounds and slurping noises filled the empty building «Hey I feel left out~» Urogi stated with a pout as he took your hand making your fingers wrap around his unattended dick. «Can you stroke my cock right~?» He asked bucking his hips starting to fuck himself into your hand «Come on~ please~» he groaned feeling your hand squeezing him softly.
The lack of air was making you feel lightheaded, you probably were about to pass out. Aizetsu pulled his dick out of your throat caushing you to cough and greedly sucking air into your lungs «Y/n−» you manage to murmur in a weak and hoarse voice. Sekido thrusted harder «What?» your nails dig into his shoulders «Y/n! i-it's my n-name!» you screamed «Oh~ what a beautiful name~» Urogi chuckled thrusting into your hand, his hot breath gave you goosebumps.
«What a good girl~ finally decided to open up completely~» the little praise Karaku whispered into your ear, caused the knot in your insides to snap, you came soaking and squeezing their cocks tightly. «Fuck- feels fucking good» Sekido growled as he bit your neck. Your legs trembling violently from overstimulation, your body was held only by the strong grip of the demon behind you, probably if he had let you down, you would have fallen to the ground.
They sped up their pace slightly, you tremble in the demons arms, Urogi and Aizetsu attack your chest with more bites and hickeys meanwhile both their cock stood still soaked in your juices and saliva. Your neck was already covered in purple marks and bite marks. Sekido and Karaku kept hammering at your core mercilessly. Sekido attacked your lips biting them and sliding his tongue into your mouth muffling your moans. The knot that had just snapped wrapped your insides for a third time. You hooked your arms around Sekido's neck lightly pulling his black locks while hiding your face in his neck as he broke the kiss.
Aizetsu pulled your head back and slipped his cock back into your throat chasing his own release like his counterparts. They thrusted into your abused holes a few more times before they all came without bothering to pull themselves out. Their seed leaked out of your cunt and ass, down your stomach, where Urogi fucked himself into your fingers; and down your chin as Aizetsu pulled his dick out of your throat.
You panted clinging harder to Sekido's shoulders, as him and Karaku slowly slid out of you letting their release drip down your thighs «Maybe we exaggerated a little? Her insides are full for sure huhu~» Urogi chukled touching your stuffed belly.
«Stop screaming Urogi» Aizetsu sighed «She passed out, once she's awake I'm sure she'll talk» you heard them discuss among themselves. You were barely conscious, you felt yourself starting to black out, before that you felt something warm lightly caressing you while cleaning the residue as the chatting slowly disappeared. You didn't want to believe that those demons were taking care of you.
#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#kny season 3#kny x you#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#sekido x reader#sekido smut#kny urogi#urogi x reader#urogi smut#karaku#karaku x reader#karaku smut#aizetsu#aizetsu x reader#aizetsu smut#fivesome#smut#demon slayer smut#kny smut#upper moons
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Can we talk about how Edwin must have tried YEARS, even DECADES to escape hell and still the first time he meets Simon wasn't during his 70 years there but only when he got back? It shows even more how umbelievably large and labyrinthine this place was for him to not have even tried all the ways out...
God, the suffering of this man ("man? I'm a boy") is unbelievable
#baby boy deserves NOTHING but love now#well he deserved nothing but love before all of it too#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbda#edwin payne#edwin paine
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saw that chris niosi is hired for the upcoming hsr chatacter moze thru a fucking horrendous reddit post the VA for sunday made. and fuck dude it brought me back to 2019 when niosi admitted and 'apologized' for being an abuser and rapist and fuck. hadnt heard that name im so long n i wish i hadnt heard it now
hoyo musta saw how pissed ppl r with genshin impact n decided to incur more wrath by hiring chris niosi
#brought me back to mp100 days. fuck u niosi#ask to tag#rape mention#abuse mention#anyways the sunday VAs post os horrible#like its umbelievably bad.
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Im this 🤏 close to writing sge fanfic where hort is umbelievably gay (his outfit during the fight in the movie) tagatha i love tagatha (TEDROS' BRITISH ACCENT) (agatha has beautiful eyes) sophie hot so hot the tension between her and rafal (in the movie) is so entrancing and yes i have read the book tagatha there is jist so... Hester. Hester is so hot hotter than sophie may i even say the way she twisted her dagger in sophie's mv to you should see me in a crown
#sge#school for good and evil#tagatha#hort is so gay in his skirt and short#he himself is also so kinda autistic? amd gay#tagatha i love tagatha i am obsessed#sge as a whole is obsession#im repulsed by agatha x sophie they are bestia
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I have never found characters so releatable like in HNK (well... three of them but it's already a odd number to me) Expecially Phos Phos is umbelievable so relatable to me Most of the things they have been throught... I can understand them so badly: The frustration to not be like the others, the trial to change to be loved back, the being left behind to be so different, and many more...
This is the exact way I behaved (and I still behave) to my mental disorder
(maybe it's just that I'm projecting over them the meaning that Phos's fragility is seen as a disability, idk. It seems so obvious to me)
I think that a lot of people find Phos relatable, but I swear it's the first time I found a fictional character that's so similar to me
(also I guess Tatta has been just degraded from his "selfhood spot". Just kidding, Tatta is so similar to me too. But Phos is maybe... more similar than Tatta)
#kinnie#kinning#phosphophyllite#houseki no kuni#sorry I'm having a kinnie moment#also just know as I said that Phos isn't the only character that I find very relatable in this manga#Ghost and Benitoite too#(obviously in different degrees)
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Rip N
Cause of death: a jawbreaker
Tessa: Had to send him to a repair because of that. Umbelievable.
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i had such a normal one today girlies im so umbelievably good and normal
#hiiii hawoooo ^-^#really nice day todayyyy i lezzed out with everythang#diary#headed home nyow.... theres a kid playing sonic really loud in the train#i can hear the dinging of the rings#so lovely
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prime released an arsenal flavour we are so umbelievably cooked
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UGH!
u ever just get umbelievably sad but u still have to be so normal haha abt it????
i love it here!!!! yay fun hee hee hoo hoo :)))))))))
i wish there was an emoji w bloodshot eyes n a crazed smile so i could perfectly portray how i feel having to still be a normal haha guy even when i am Unbelievably sAd anyways bc i am tired of having to write out "unbelievably sad but i still have to be normal haha abt it"
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[Redacted] is another character who I have been developing for a very long time. They have had numerous iterations much like Alice where as my skills have improved and changed, so has their design. [Redacted] is a travelling bard of eccentric properties. Their polychoria and mask are both symbols of duality. I wonder what that means.
Once again, oldest left, newest right.
I think it would be a crime not to mention [redacted]'s primary inspiration, that being Furina from Genshin Impact. You can quite clearly tell the resemblence in their original look.
Her design is umbelievably stylish and discovering her lore only reinforced how insanely good of a design she is. I am hoping that in future iterations of [redacted] that their design will only get better.
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