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So glad I’m not the only one getting obsessed over Descendants all over again haha 😅
Sooo how about a Harry Hook reuniting with a crush!Reader who’s picked with the og VK’s to go to Auradon in the first film? I’d imagine one of the parents to be either Madam Mim or Mother Gothel (maybe she went cuckoo and snatched someone else’s kid), but of course it could just be left ambiguous since the entire point of a reader insert is for it to be the reader.
If Harry were close enough to someone to get a crush on them/fall in love I feel like they wouldn’t be friends with Mal and co, so Reader would probably get left out of going to the Isle in the second movie and probably wouldn’t see Harry until the barrier is brought down (and knowing Auradon, Reader probably wouldn’t be able to send letters (if it were me Id probably use interviews/events that broadcast to the Isle to say hi real quick so the Sea Three know they haven’t been forgotten)).
These are just suggestions of course so feel free to write the scenario/oneshot/drabble/etc however you see fit, I’m just a sucker for mutual pining and reunions haha-
If you don’t want to write this request for whatever reason please feel free to just delete it, thank you for taking time out of your day to write this if you do and have a good day ^-^
LOVED THIS IDEA!! i want to think this through a little more bc i want them to meet during the events of the second movie and god is harry pissed when he sees her after six months. she might said she misses her friends back in the isle but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t feel betrayed.
i think he’d be super snappy, not letting reader explain herself OH ANDi can picture him losing his mind and yapping to uma and gil right after he got the news😭😭 like very much to his dismay he can’t believe he’s still in love
also, if you want to keep requesting or keep expanding this idea i’m super down and i’d like you (or anyone) to claim anon emojis so i can keep up with the asks! bc i got more than i thought (IM WORKING ON THEM DW🫡)
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LOOK AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT SO MUCH FOR (TOUR) DUST SPOILERS, OKAY?
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Set list:
(1) That Pink Seashell spoken word thing actually opens the show
(2) Love from the Other Side: I assumed they'd play this first, and they did, and they looked very happy with the reception that it got
(3) The Phoenix
(4) Sugar, We're Goin Down: I overheard two guys when I was leaving saying, "I only came to this show for that Sugar song, and it was the third song they played," whatever to those two guys lol
(5) Uma Thurman
(6) A Litttle Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me
(7) Chicago Is So Two Years Ago: I know they always play this song when they play Chicago but the way the show is set up, there's this spoken intro that references a light being left on in Chicago, and then they launch into this song, and so I feel like maybe it's permanently in the set list for this tour, we'll see.
(8) Grand Theft Autumn: Patrick told the story again of how he wrote the lyrics while jogging with Pete. Here is exactly what he said, because I recorded it, hahaha: "I wrote this song out here, jogging, trying to figure out the words. This was back when I wrote a lot of the words. And Pete was jogging with me and he was like, 'Eh, maybe change this, maybe change this.' Before we knew it he was writing all the lyrics." And then Pete said, "Imagine us jogging" lolololol
(9) Calm Before the Storm
(10) This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race: They added a little Peterick-y moment in here? I don't remember them playing at each other during this song in previous performances? It was cute, it was during the instrumental part before Patrick leads the singalong, maybe I've just always missed it? They played it each other and kind of did some kind of kick thing with their legs??
(11) Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes: Honestly, always a delight to hear this song, this is one of my favorites <3
(12) Heaven, Iowa: THIS SONG LIVE, I SWEAR
(13) "The Take Over, the Breaks Over": OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THEM TO PLAY IT, I WAS SO HAPPY
(14) Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet: <3 Guess they got over being scared of playing this one lol
(15) Fake Out: I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I WAS THAT THEY PLAYED THIS ONE OMGGGGGGG. Also, there was some plan I wasn't aware of to, like, hold up cell phones with pink paper over the lights so the crowd lit up pink???? I have no idea who engineered that but it was CHARMING and at the end of the song Pete said, "Thanks for that, guys, that was beautiful," and the stage was on darkness so it seemed absolutely spontaneous on his part and I think they really did like the effect, so, Idk, future shows, keep doing it????
(16) Patrick did some kind of piano interlude where he played "Don't Stop Believin'"????? It was random but he was super charming, I think the rest of the band used it as a break, it was just SO GREAT. Part of his intro was: "Pete was putting together this show and he said to me, 'Hey, you should play piano.' And I was like, 'I kinda only play songs I wrote. I don't really play piano. I don't know how to play piano.' And he's like, 'Eh, you'll figure it out.'" And then Patrick sat down and played gorgeous piano ugh THANKS, PETE.
(17) Last of the Real Ones: I am glad Mania got some love.
(18) Save Rock and Roll
(19) PETE RECITED BABY ANNIHILATION WHAT. I SWEAR TO GOD. I SO DID NOT EXPECT THIS AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IT HAPPENED. If you're going to the show, pay attention, because I looked away and apparently there's, like, a magic trick at the end of the monologue where he disappears behind a piece of black silk?????
(20) Crazy Train cover: I...don't know what to say about this randomness hahaha but it happened??
(21) Dance Dance
(22) Hold Me Like a Grudge: I think Patrick adores singing this song, I really do.
(23) G.I.N.A.S.F.S.: I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, EITHER.
(24) My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
(25) Thnks fr th Mmrs
(26) Centuries
(27) Saturday <3
The show ends with a little piano version of So Much (for) Stardust played over the sound system, so pay attention for that.
The set is super Alice in Wonderland-y and I adored it, it's playful and fantastical and has all these whimsical touches and interludes and I just thought it was delightful and at one point there were bubbles, and I heard some people complaining after the concert that the fantasy thing didn't suit their style of music and really, I was surrounded by downers after the concert, I thought they were perfect hahaha. Like, ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. They looked so, so, so tangibly happy, all of them. Patrick sounded fantastic and he looked like he was having a blast, he smiled the whole time.
I have a lot of videos but they seem like they're all pretty terrible, but I'll see how I feel in the morning lol
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Bridget x fem! Oc part 2 !! (4362 words)
"Jess! There you are!" Bridget smiled brightly at the woman, who looked up from her teacup, the swirling liquid moved up and down and splattered everywhere, only to return to the cup and it'll start all over again.
"Bridget, hi!" She grinned at her, and she sat down next to her at the tea shop's table, the Hatter throwing a tea cup over, landing in front of her with the bubbling pink liquid inside.
"Thank you Hatter." She smiled and waved at the man, who grinned back and continued playing cards with the others.
"So, how did the date go?" Bridget let out a soft groan, bringing the tea to her lips and taking a sip before answering.
"Awful, that man was not like what they said he was." Jess held back her laugh, hiding it behind her hand, but she saw, and slapped her shoulder.
"Shut it! My failed romantic ventures are not for your entertainment!" Jess let out her laughs openly now, the woman next to her leaned back to cross her arms, huffing.
"As if your love life is so full, you have never even had a boyfriend! You have to get out there and stop lounging around the castle every day!" The cup's contents almost tipped out of it, Jess' sudden movement of her hand which held the cup nearly spilling the tea out.
She looked down at the movement of the tea, slowly letting her words sink in.
She didn't know.
Obviously! If she didn't know about her liking women, then she obviously wouldn't be taken seriously when she flirted with her! Obviously that must be what's going on!
"I don't even like men, why would I need to force myself to be around one." The hatter threw a tea plate at her, she caught it and threw it back, but when she turned to Bridget, she looked at her with wide eyes.
"I'm so proud of you for telling me! Oh my god how long have you known-?" She hugged her over the armrests, tightening her arms around her.
"Bridget-? Bridget, I already told you this.... Like a few decades ago." The queen pulled away, her lips falling into an O shape, her brows furrowed.
"You did?" Jess sighed, rubbing her forehead.
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"And how's it going with the pirate lady?" Jess grinned at Audrey, who rolled her eyes with a smile.
"Uma's doing perfectly fine, now why did you visit me?" Setting down her bag on the cabinet, Jess walked into the professor's office, sitting down on her couch.
"Just asking how Red's doing." Audrey sighed, she should've known.
"Red is doing pretty well, actually, besides attempting to talk to several flowers and other inanimate objects." She sat down at her desk once more, picking up her pen to start her grading process again.
"Why are you at Audrey's when asking about my students?" Uma spoke up, having slipped in.
"Because I don't trust you and your slippery-."
"Why do you have so many pictures of your wife in your wallet?" Her head snapped around, staring at the sea witch that had one hand still rummaging through her bag, the other holding up her wallet and shifting through her coupons and different cards, also the pictures that were in between the coupons.
"Uhhhhh, because she's pretty, duh." She rolled her eyes, crossing her arms and settling back down on the couch, kicking her feet up on the table as Uma hopped over the back to sit next to her with her bag and wallet in her hand.
"Ha! Good picture." She held up a polaroid, which looked a bit old, and was of Bridget back in their own high school days.
It was of her in her little kitchen in her dorm, whisking something in a bowl and looking into the camera with a grin.
"I know right, she's such a cutie-!"
"Why are you both here." Audrey leaned her head on her hand, looking at the two women who were being oddly familiar for having just met.
"Oh! Right! I told Bridget I'm on a date." Uma let out a hum, as if this was completely normal, flipping through the photos and searching for a coupon she wanted.
Audrey, however, did see what was wrong with that.
"Then why are you here." She already knew why, Jess was surprisingly often found hanging around somewhere in Auradon, wether it be in Cinderellaburg or AP.
"'Cause I lied."
"You just can't pull any bitches." Uma got a book thrown at her by Audrey, who glared at her.
"What does that mean?" Jess frowned, looking over at Audrey, who would actually answer her instead of laughing in her face like Uma was doing right now.
"That you don't attract any women." The slap that echoed through the room almost slipped into the hallway, Uma glaring at Jess, who held up her claws to her face threateningly.
"I do get bitches!"
"And she's already adapted to using it! Amazing, thank you Uma for your contribution to society." Audrey seemed so over it, looking at the two who were on the verge of fighting.
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"Hey! Where's your wife?" Uma approached the Queen of Wonderland after one of the teacher conferences, the woman chuckled at her words, shooting her a smile.
"Jess wasn't available... for once." She started walking towards Red's dorm, Uma joining her.
"Seems unbelievable, you sure she's not vandalising the school here?" Bridget was about to disagree, when they opened the door to the dorm and caught Red and Jess exchanging spray paint.
"And what might be going on here?" Jess stared with wide eyes for less than a second before she threw the cans away and approached Bridget with a flirty smirk.
"You look amazing today! Every day! Would you like to get a cup of tea with me sometime?" Instead of following in Jess' footsteps and throwing away the evidence, Red froze up and tried jumping out of the window with the cans.
"Red, don't jump out of the window!" Uma threateningly pointed at the girl, who looked back, much like a cat who got caught doing something and fleeing, but being stopped.
"Where did you two ditch Chloe?" Bridget smiled back at Jess, who had stopped close to her face and was holding her hands, leaning closer over them.
"Mh? Chloe? We don't know a Chloe?" Red quickly nodded along, slowly getting off of the ledge, but ready to jump.
"Mh, what a shame, if we don't know her then we can't invite them to dinner!" She was being dramatic, but she could never measure up to how dramatic Jess could be.
"Why are you here?"
"Why are you here?" Jess mimicked the woman in front of her, smiling innocently as she got a eye roll.
"Don't try me Jess, I'm here for the parent conferences, which I invited you to and you declined." The smirk on Jess face gave her a whole essay about her answer, not that she needed one, she already know what happened when she saw the two with spray paint.
"And I'm here for that too! Right Red?" She gestured for her to join her, and she did so reluctantly, the two wrapped their arms around the other's shoulder, both grinning widely at Bridget, Uma rolling her eyes before she left.
"Oh of course you are. Now Red, I'm here to celebrate how much your grades have spiked! Is it because of Chloe? I knew she was a good influence, I should restrict your access to Jess even more!" She joked, gleefully clasping her hands together, a happy smile on her face as she looked at her daughter.
"Uh- yeah, Chloe's been helping me with my homework and studying." Letting go of Jess, who was acting like she was extremely offended by Bridget's words.
"And I'm suddenly influencing her?!"
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"Bridget!" She had gone right back to bursting through her doors after a day or two, which Bridget somehow hadn't expected when the woman had walked in on her and the man.
"Go away Jess." She groaned, pulling her sheets up and hiding her face away in a pillow, hearing Jess taking off her boots and approach the bed.
Bridget looked up, like always, and sees Jess hanging over her face with an expectant grin, like always.
"Hello there miss royal empress." The cat got dragged into the bed, Bridget grabbing onto her shirt and pulling her under the sheets.
"It's 6 in the morning sweets, I'm not getting up now." Jess wrapped her arms around her, like always, and got comfortable.
"Red takes so much after you, it's crazy." She heard her giggle before she hugged her waist, cuddling closer to try get back to sleep.
"Shut up, sweetheart, and let me sleep." She could feel the rumble of her hum in her chest, and closed her eyes as Jess ran her nails carefully along her spine.
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"Bridget, Darling, wake up." Jess almost got slapped in the face by a stray hand, which reached out to find whatever disrupted her sleep.
"No."
"It's 10, you have your royal duties to do, also, the Charming's are coming over with Audrey, you remember inviting them, right?" She groaned, Jess slowly helped her sit up, her blanket sliding off of her torso and bunching up around her waist.
Her eyes were half closed, tilting her head to look over at Jess, her hair crumpled up and tangled by sleep and Jess' hands running through it.
"What?" Locking eyes with her, Bridget leaned against her and closed her eyes to fall asleep again.
"Oh no! We're not doing that! Up we go!" Jess forced her to sit up straight, standing up from the bed and picking her up.
"You gave Red all the wrong parts." She complained, having to hold her up as she thought about what she wanted to wear today.
"Should I wear a dress or trousers today?" Looking up at Jess, Bridget genuinely thought that the woman who wore basically the same thing every day could help her.
"I'm going to drop you if you don't stop asking me that." Bridget wrapped one arm around her neck to ensure she wouldn't actually do that, but continued scanning through her closet.
"Go over there for me?" She pointed deeper into the walk in closet, Jess complied, grumbling under her breath about how this was peer pressure.
"Trousers it is!" The exclamation, along with her hopping out of Jess' arms and grabbing onto a blouse, was enough to startle the woman holding onto her and let her stumble back.
"How nice of you to give me a heads up." Sitting down in the chair next to the full body mirror, she watched as Bridget rolled her eyes and gathered her clothing for the day.
"I'm always nice!" She leaned down to boop her nose, which she scrunched up in annoyance.
"If that's what you say...." Her words were ignored, Jess wanted to glare at the woman who was pulling off her sleeping gown in front of her, but it was Bridget, she could never do anything to harm her, even with something as minor as how she looks at her.
"This?" Bridget twirled, looking at herself in the mirror before looking over at Jess, who shrugged.
"You should add either copper or silver." She looked over the outfit, pale pink blouse, red trousers, brown loafers.
"You're right! Should I change for tonight or not?" Jess rolled her eyes, standing up from the chair and walking over to Bridget, who was looking through her jewellery, and wrapped her arms around her waist, placing her chin on her shoulder to look with her.
"I don't really care about that, you should wear that one!"
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"How did you guys propose?" Audrey asked during dinner, Ella let out a chuckle as she looked over at her husband, the both of them were slightly surprised by Audrey's presence, but seeing as with Red's presence at AP, she'd grown closer to Audrey. -the both of them had a girlfriend/friend who was morally grey-
"Oh it was so romantic-." Audrey did not want to see disrespectful, but hearing Chloe's groan, she knew she wasn't overstepping.
"I'm sorry- but I was asking Bridget and Jess, it seems like the story of you two is familiar." She let out a chuckle to ease the nerves she felt when she interrupted them, and when she heard Chloe's relieved sigh, she knew she did a community service.
"Oh- I just assumed, since-." Ella got interrupted again, Audrey send her an apologetic look when Bridget's confused, high pitched voice cut through her words.
"What?" She seemed genuinely confused, but also slightly panicked, as if she had gotten caught for something.
Jess glanced at her, also confused, why did she sound so... nervous, like a deep dark secret just got outed into the fresh, stabbing cold air.
"Well- since, you know, you're married?" Audrey didn't sound so sure now, Uma and her had thought they had been married for ages, decades maybe.
"I thought you guys were kidding." Jess laughed, and Bridget tried to join, the tension in the room became visible to the eye, specifically, the eye contact that Bridget tried to hold, and Jess desperately avoided.
If she looked into her eyes now, she would not only betray herself, but she would betray Bridget, and nothing was worse than betraying Bridget.
The worst thing was, she would betray herself, using such a simple thing, her eyes.
Her eyes would look at her, her deep dark brown eyes would burn through her brain, invest her thoughts, and hold her soul captive in their iron grasp.
She would see all the pent up love for her, all the love held back by a singular tread that unravelled a bit more every time she as much as looked at Bridget, even just the back of her head, anything of bridget.
It would strengthen in moments like these, the most vulnerable moments turned into her strongest, the tread became stronger every second, even though it would break the second she even got a singular glimpse of her skin.
"We thought you guys had been married for ages!" Audrey laughed, and her attempt to break the tension that seemed to physically injure Jess, who had been staring at her intensely to stop this conversation.
"You do not know how common that is! So many people think they're married it's getting funny!" Ella smiled, Christopher let out a loud laugh as he thought about all the times this has happened.
"Is it really?" Bridget's voice wasn't as high pitched now, probably because her nervousness had died down, but it seemed unnaturally controlled.
"Bridget.... Did you not know?" Jess seemed nervous now, and even though the most vulnerable moment had passed for her, and she was able to look the love of her life in the eyes, and she almost broke down right then and there, the eyes looking back at her weren't filled with love and happiness, like usual, but more with something eerily similar to fear.
"Why yes I did know! Shall we move to another room for a cup of tea?" Everyone could see that that wasn't the truth, they knew that something had changed, but they left it for later, in hopes of making it better for Jess later on.
They knew, the moment they left, that she would show up at one of their doors the very next morning.
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And they were right.
They were never this terrified to be right.
They didn't want to be right, they wished, prayed, even begged whatever gods above, that they would not find that sad, sad cat on their doorstep that morning.
When Ella woke up, she shot yet another prayer up to the clouds, and got ready for the day.
She walked down to the foyer, still silently praying that she wouldn't hear that doomed knocking, and she let out a sigh of relief when she exited that room, the tension fell from her shoulders and-
Knock
That could be the wind lifting the knocker, it was looking like it was about to storm so-
Knock knock knock
She let out a sigh, clearly, she couldn't avoid this.
Her footsteps echoed through the foyer, her heels clinking against the marble floor, stopping in front of the huge wooden doors, her hands on the silver rings that helped opening them.
She let out a deep breath of air, trying to replace all of the air in her lungs before she opened the doors, only one of them, and only a crack, just enough for the woman to slip in, drenched in the rain she despised oh so much.
"Jess...." Ella whispered, the woman looked up at her, eyes bright red, her hands partially turned into claws, the sharpest they have ever been, and she looked miserable.
The cat -who was devout on avoiding rain and all water sources- was drenched to the bone, her hair clinging to her face, the jacket clinging to her arms, her shoes created little puddles on the white marble.
"She really isn't-." The sob that escaped from her cold and blue lips was heart breaking, and Ella had never in her life called for the servants more urgently.
She didn't want to have servants, but Chris told her they needed them, the castle was big, and they needed at least cleaners, and with that, came butlers.
"Yes my lady?" The butler appeared at her side, and Ella quickly turned to him, helping Jess stand and starting to walk towards the stairs.
"Get me two towels and a bucket of water, and wake up Chris." The man nodded, rushing away as Jess tried shoving Ella off.
"No! Don't touch me! I'm fucking disgusting and stupid and a fucking perv." Ella wanted to roll her eyes, but instead she grabbed her wrist, one arm around her waist and dragging her up the stairs.
"She didn't say that Jess, she would never say that, no matter how angry or sad she is." Ella didn't want to believe that Bridget would say that, not only that, she knew she would never say that.
"She implied it." The claws nearly scratched Ella's hands open, accidentally grazing her hand.
"No she didn't." She had finally gotten her to one of the spare rooms, where the butler was waiting for them with the bucket of hot water and two towels.
"You're going to shower, change into this, and get into the bed." Jess didn't put up her usual fight, instead she simply nodded, seemingly soulless, nothing behind her eyes, she seemed to have given up.
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"I don't even know what it is, she's totally out of it." Chloe walked into the dining room, stopping in her tracks when she saw her parent's fallen faces.
"What's wrong?"
"Jess came over this morning, she's asleep right now." The girl frowned a bit, but sat down at the table nonetheless.
"Why is she here? Does it have something to do with last night?" As her mom nodded, her phone rang, and she quickly checked the light blue device.
"Can I-? It's red." She clarified, looking over at her parents, who shared a glance before nodding, and Chloe stood up to take the call in the hallway.
"Wow, you can tell how much she trusts us." Chris joked, Ella slapped his arm with an eyeroll, momentarily forgetting about the situation.
"We were like that too."
"Is Jess with you guys?"
"Hello to you too ma chérie, how have you slept?" Chloe leaned back against the wall, smiling to herself.
"Answer me rosa mea, it's important." Her voice was urgent, and Chloe felt herself get nervous about what was going on, maybe even slightly frightened.
"Jess is here, mom told me she's asleep right now."
"Thank god, she's not dead." Red's sigh rang through her head, making her think that there was something else going on.
"Why? What's wrong with her?" The silence that followed made her even more nervous, and Red let out a shaky breath, along with some stumbling.
"My mom was... yelling? It wasn't really yelling, more like a nervous high pitched voice, like a cornered animal or something, I don't know. But she was not happy, it was more sad than mad, but Jess walked into her room, tried to, but it was locked, so obviously she comes over to me first, waking me up, which I found highly offensive by the way, but she asked me if I had a key to my mom's room, not her quarters, and I didn't because she doesn't lock her room, so I told her that, and Jess sighed and was like 'right, so I was right.' , and then she teleported away! I went to my mom's room because obviously, but when I got there the room was unlocked, and mom was sitting on her bed bawling her eyes out! So I asked why, and then she just looked at me with some kind of soulless eyes and told me Jess won't be around for a bit, so I'm just like 'she's dead?!' And my mom responds with 'no! No she's not dead but she's just not here' then I was thrown out!" Red took a deep breath, and Chloe could hear the soft sob that left her lips, even though she covered the mic.
"What happened?"
"I don't know, but we need to ask Jess about it, because my mom won't be telling me shit." Chloe frowned, looking down the hall towards the stairs.
"We could ask right now, my parents are having breakfast.
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"Jess! Jessie!" Chloe shook Jess awake, and the cat let out a soft hiss, pulling the covers up and glaring at Chloe, her slitted eyes getting smaller and smaller until it was as thin as a piece of paper.
"What." She held up her hands, even though she had expected a reaction, this one kind of shocked her.
"Could you go get Red?" With how fast Jess pushed herself to the farthest corner of the bed away from her.
"Into Wonderland?"
".... Yeah? Your homeland? Where Red lives?" Jess clutched her blanket, her nails ripping through the fabric as her eyes widened.
"I can't go to Wonderland, I'm not allowed." Chloe could not understand how Jess -banned from several countries and still goes there- Cheshire cared about being banned from her own homeland, she couldn't understand how someone that could teleport wasn't able to just go under the radar.
"You're... not allowed? Did Bridget ban you or something?" Her body froze up when she said her name.
"I- I can't." Chloe got even more confused by that.
"Please just go and pick up Red, she's asking me if she can come here to see you!" Even in her confusion, she knows that if she just asks, Jess would maybe do it.
"Red?"
"Yes!" Chloe sighed, watching as Jess disappeared into nothing, appearing behind Chloe with Red in her arms, setting her down and falling down into a chair.
"Can you two leave now?" The girlfriends looked at each other, and Red's eyes moved over to Jess, inspecting her state.
She looked like she's been through multiple mid life crisises, all at once, and getting answers to all her questions at the same time.
"What did you and mom talk about J?" Jess pulled her legs up, wrapping her arms around them, and just stared back.
"Her being spun the web of my existence." What?
"What does that mean?" Chloe asked Red, who was staring right back at the woman, whose skin was slowly turning bright pink and purple.
"Why is she turning pink?!" She stressed, trying to get answers from Red, who was still in a staring contest with Jess.
"She's the Cheshire cat, she is always purple and pink." Red spoke as if it was completely normal information, and stepped closer to Jess, grabbing ahold of her hand.
"That makes no sense!" She was ignored, the two Wonderlandians were stuck in a staring contest, Jess' eyes filling up with tears.
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"Mom?" Red called out to Bridget, who was staring lifelessly at the wall, not even responding to her daughter.
"Mom? Have you talked to Jess?" The Queen's head snapped over to Red at the name, and she searched behind her with some kind of excitement, but they landed back on Red with some kind of disappointment in them, she was so familiar with that, it almost made her flinch back into how she was before the time travel, before she got used to how different her mom is.
"Not really... why? Is she back?" It was heartbreaking seeing her mom like this… so sad about a woman who had given her all to her, Red felt as if her mom really wasn’t allowed to be sad, she hurt Jess so much, but, it’s her mom.
“No, she’s with Chloe’s parents, what happened?” She wasn’t really expecting an answer.
“We-.” She cleared her throat. “We had a discussion, and- and I told her that us being too close brought up the suspicion of us being in a relationship, and that she needed to do more to squash the suspicion.” Red arched an eyebrow, her mom -who did nothing to try squash the rumours- was asking Jess to do it?
“But you didn’t say anything either?”
“And that’s the issue I’m facing currently.” Bridget nodded, staring down at her hands with a frown tugging at her lips.
“I might’ve been a tad bit hypocritical with her, and I might’ve chased her off for an extended amount of time.”
#the depths contrapts#rise of red#ror#descendants#descendants the rise of red#descendants 4#bridget of wonderland#ruby rose turner#bridget x oc#bridget x reader
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When Uma and Gil visited Harry for the first time post D3 aka officially meeting Harry's dad and snakes
Note: Thanks to @fandomsareforlife for helping me flesh out this mini story and the snake name :3
"Harry, there's no way in hell you actually live here!" Uma muttered as the trio stood in front of the Le Fay recidence.
"Oh really?" Harry grinned and knocked. "Daad! Father we're here!"
"JUST COME IN THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED!"
Uma and Gil looked at each other in shook, yup that was Captain Hook's voice no doubt.
Harry had close to no reaction as he opened the door and pulled his friends in. Both of them looking around in awe at how big and fancy everything was.
"Dad just finished sprucing up the place," Harry explained. "thank gods he has magic I would've never cleaned this by hand!"
"H-Harry..." Gil smiled nervously and moved closer to his friend. "D-don't freak out but ehrm... that thing is getting closer!"
Harry frowned and looked over where Gil was pointing, seeing a big snake slithering towards them.
"Oh hi there buddy!" Harry laughed and extended his arm for the snake to climb onto.
"WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT?!"
"Hey!" Harry frowned. "Did I react like this when ye introduced me to the sharks?"
"No but-" Uma studied the snake. "That thing is venomous!"
"Only of he bites ye," Harry shrugged. "he won't unless ye piss him off!"
At that, as if the snake understood what Harry was saying it lightly hissed at Uma before rubbing it's head against Harry's chin
"Anyways... dinner won't be done for a bit... ye guys wanna see my room?"
"Can we meet your dad?" Gil asked carefully. "Where is he?"
"Probably in his office," Harry shrugged. "I'll send Jerry to see if he's busy or not!"
"Jerry?" Uma frowned.
"Him!" Harry pointed at the snake as it slithered up the stairs.
"You named the snake Jerry?"
"Not me," Harry sighed. "Dad's the one who named all the snakes in the house!"
"You have more snakes?!"
"Your dad is terrible at names for his pets," Uma snorted. "At least to he was better with his kids..."
"He wasn't," Harry laughed. "Father just didn't let him have a say!"
"Come on now Harry!"
All three kids turned around to see a man with dark blonde curly hair and deep brown eyes walk down the stairs.
"I think Monty would've been a lovely name for you!"
"Better than what ye wanted to name Harriet," Harry rolled his eyes playfully. "Captain, Gilly... meet my dad"
"Morgie Le Fay Hook at your service," He smiled and bowed. "my son talks about you two all the time!"
"DAD-"
"Is he lying son?" Hook smirked as he entered the room.
"So Harry..." Uma narrowed her eyes playfully. "When you talk about us... what do you say?"
"N-nothing special!" Harry sputtered and glared at his parents slightly.
"Cmon guys I'll show you my room!"
"Bye Captain Hook and.... Mr Hook!" Gil smiled brightly as Harry pulled him upstairs. "It was nice meeting you!"
#dumb shit#descendants#harry hook#james hook#captain hook#worldbuilding#oneshot#gil descendants#uma descendants#sea three#morgie le fay#hook x morgie
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I promise I'm not trying to flood your inbox with asks!
But I had a thought about Uriah.
Do you think he might have a few problems about not being good enough? I mean, he comes from a family of sea WITCHES. He's probably the first male born into that line in a while.
Do you think he ever had, does mama wish I was a girl? Is she disappointed in me? Would my magic comes EASIER if I was a girl? Type thoughts?
It can't have been easy for him, especially once Marissa was born and could truly be called a sea witch. There might have been, will mama like HER MORE than me? thoughts.
What do you think?
Oh, that makes so much sense!
Thinking about how maybe one day when he was little before Marissa was born, he had to stay at the Chip Shop because no one else was available to watch him, and Ursula keeps going on about how much of a disappointment it was when he was born.
She says something along the lines of at least Uma was born a girl. Maybe little Uriah gets enough courage to say that "Grandpa is a boy." To which Ursula angrily replies that, "Poseidon is a Greek god and the son of a titian! You're barely even a demigod!"
Later, when Uliana and Morgie come to get him, he's crying and inconsolable, maybe even saying that he's sorry. Once they find out why he's sorry, this leads to a big screaming, probably violent fight between Uliana and Ursula right there in the restaurant.
Morgie would have been right there by Uliana's side scratching Ursula's eyes out, but Uriah is still crying, so instead, he's holding his son while glaring at his sister-in-law.
After this, Uriah isn't allowed to go to the shop anymore, and Ursula isn't allowed anywhere near him. Uliana tells Uriah that Ursula always lies and not to listen to her. He tries, but the fear and the doubt are still there in the back of his mind.
Later, when Uliana is pregnant with Marissa, Uriah is hoping and praying that it's a boy, but when Marissa is born and Uriah learns that it's a girl, he doesn't even want to see her because this is exactly what he's been dreading for months, scared that his aunt was right, and his parents are going to rid of him now that they have a daughter (they NEVER would) it wouldn't be the first time it'd happened on the Isle.
I think in the end, it would be Morgie who helps Uriah the most with his fears. He tells him that he had some of the same fears, how he wanted to live up to his own mother, a powerful sorceress' legacy. He tells him that "witch" isn't just a term for women and girls, that he himself is a type of witch, and that if Ursula had any brains at all, she'd know that. Overall, just reassure Uriah that they love him and he's not going anywhere.
Going off this, I can totally imagine a scenario years later where Uriah and Harry are by themselves and are passing around a bottle of stolen rum or something, telling each other the insecurities they have about being the only sons in their families.
With Uriah, he shares how, even after all these years, he's still worried that he'll never be able to compete with the fact that his little sister is, according to his aunt, a "real" seawitch, and it's not like he can use any magic on the Isle to prove her wrong.
With Harry, he shares that because he's his dad's only son, he's scared to be disappointing him. He wouldn't trade being Uma's first mate for anything, but that doesn't mean that there aren't times when he feels inadequate standing next to Harriet, who is a captain of her own ship.
Thanks so much for the ask! Lol, don't worry, you're definitely not.
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OKAY This ask is gonna be half English and half Portuguese 😭
Okay, so, I saw that you're accepting name ideas for the parents so i decided to do a full research for the names. Just Vovó Bucchi that was difficult-
First, The Kingscholar parents (MUITO OBRIGADA POR FAZER A RAINHA COM CABELO CURTO 🙏)
For their names, I went for Swahili names, since Cheka is a swahili name so I went with that.
Queen Faizah Kingscholar, the name "Faizah" means "Victorious Woman" and I believe it matches her, as a poweful and strong queen. And her husband, King Zuberi Kingscholar, i was a bit in doubt of giving him this name (Which means "One who is strong") but genuinely, he is pretty strong to take care of a kingdom before Farena and right now, fighting a disease.
Second, The Mr. and Mrs. Leech,
This one was quite easy because I went for simple names, like Nerissa (Greek, means "From the Sea) for Mrs. Leech, and Morgan (Welsh, which means "Sea-born) for Mr. Leech. Pretty simple 😭
nOW OUR BELOVED VOVÓ BUCCHI, this one imma explain in Portuguese
Foi complicado achar um nome pra ela pq, primeiro eu fui atras de um parecido com o do Ruggie, só q o nome dele vem do verbo "rugged", então já não daria certo. Entao eu fui atras de um nome Swahili, só q tbm não achei nenhum combinasse com ela. Entao eu pensei, "pq não um BR?" Eu pensei muito em botar um nome de veia aleatorio tipo Maria ou algo assim- mas eu decidi ir um pouco alem
Niara Bucchi, Niara é um nome indígenas q signifca "Mulher em busca de grandes objetivos" e uma coisa só clicou e eu achei bonito pra ela. O grande objetivo dela sendo ver o Ruggie crescer, na minha ideia.
ANYWYA-
just name rambling bc i love searching for names and meanings :DD tchautchau
Oh... my god?? Those names???? THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL???? 💞💖PERFECT EVEN?!!? 💞💖😭THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!💕💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
The meanings are beautiful… And they match SO MUCH with the personality that I thought of for each of them!!!!💕 And… I... I think I'll choose these names???? If you allow me???? 👉👈
AVGSHCFSGA Eu ainda vou fazer uma pesquisa geral para eles mas eu amei os nomes que você apresentou, muito MUITO OBRIGADA!🥰 mE ENSINA A TER ESSE ANIMÔ PRA PESQUISAR NOMES-
#twst#ask#EU AMEI????????#SJKADJKAS EU ME SINTO MEIO MAL POIS VC GASTOU SEU TEMPO PESQUISANDO OS NOMES AAAAAAA OBRIGADAAAAA#Please teach me your ways#twst parents
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S7 Thots for this week: I’ve had enough…
• Here go this bitch🙄🙄🙄
• The new bed outfits were kinda meh but that purple and gold number was cuuuuuute.
• Lame ass sex scene on the daybeds yayyyy.
• Yes Willow we had a VERY nice evening. Did you have fun with the “him-shaped space” in your bed?😁
• Aw Bonnie and Vicky are sad that I made love with Bryson? That’s awful, I really don’t give a fuck tho.
• Snog, Marry, Pie day is here😍😍😍
• Oh don’t worry bitch I got somebody in mind too!
• Daphne immediately going to snog Evan like she’s so real I’m sorry.
• The fact we get to dodge the pie getting thrown at us LMAOOOOO Willow you’re never gonna win bookie.
• The fact everyone wants to marry Tanya (my MC for clarification) oooohhh she’s mother!
• Bryson you really coulda just snogged me babe but Imma look past it cuz you still made sure to put a ring on it😁
• Willow I know YOU of all people are not tryna call ME predictable.
•🫵🏽🤣
• Not Rafael coming to kiss us??? Sorry Daph🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
• Why I actually got upset cuz he ain’t choose us?
• Oh ok nvm I’m good now🤭
• 🫵🏽🤣
• Why did Vicky emphasize that she had to tell us stuff about our LI and the other boys and then we proceeded to pay 29 gems just for her to not tell us anything about our LI…Fusebox somebody is gon sue y’all niggas one day while y’all keep playing.
• BYE WILLOW!
• Oh Bryson you are so shady for saying last to come should be the first to go, aka Vicky and Travis needa pack they mf bags. I’ve taught him so well🤩
• I don’t wanna go talk to these people about “where their heads are at” I DON'T CAREEE.
• Evan asking me who I think the most annoying couple is omg? Why are y’all so messssyyyyy??? (I love it)
• Oh that's cool, we really don't give a fuck tho!
• Oop it's date time so you know what that means girlies...outfit reviews🤩🤩🤩
• Don't get me wrong these are both cute but there are certain details on both of the tops that's fucking them up.
• The date was cute. Not much else to comment on.
• OH-
• I'm crying how #Raphne get destroyed just after they was pledging to leave the villa for each other😭😭😭
• Honestly real asf.
• Ok my whole thing is...Uma...If y'all just made up and had a wonderful lil freak session then why after a very small, I mean MINISCULE, disagreement about not talking so quickly about the future are you gonna just go out and try to make a move on another bitch's man? Niece I can only keep defending you for so long like...
• But at the same time Alex lowkey deserve it cuz he pissing me off with all this hypocritical whiny ass lil baby shit.
• Omg Bryson finna ask us to be his girlfriend soon oooo #Raphne watch out cuz #Tyson is gonna take your spot😘
• LIKE WHAT IS SHE BABBLING ABOUT???????
• Uma you may be immature and a lil slow at times but you still a real ass bitch, I can't hate you💯
• Outfit time again🤩
• Omg omg omg these both eat thank god I was so scared.
• Don’t say what I think you're about to say...
• Oh ok you did it anyway lol🙂
• Willow if you know what's good for you, you will keep your mouth SHUT!
• So Willow gets to stay and now Evan's gone...ok.
• So what I'm gathering from this confession about Raf (I literally couldn't be any less shocked) is that every man that has met Tanya in here has wanted her...she's literally queen of the villa like all you hoes are peasants at this point🤣🤣🤣
• GIRL DON'T CLOCK JAKE WILSON LIKE THAT-
• Willow...don't get fucked up😄
• Willow...don't. get. fucked. UP.
• ...
#im about to beat this bitch up#also why did two people get dumped and not two couples tf?#litg#love island the game#litg s7#litg season 7#litg stick or twist#litg mc#litg bryson#litg willow#litg uma#litg bonnie#litg vicky#litg evan#litg rafael#litg daphne#litg alex#litg travis#litg joyo
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LITG SEASON 7 — STICK OR TWIST: FIRST IMPRESSIONS
a bunch of opinions no one asked for!
ok, so first things first, things I really hate:
MC design. I'm sorry, she's UGLY. she's also too skinny. I hate her teeth when she smiles. plus, where is her hairline?
our outfits. I know they add more literally every week but the ones we have for now are ugly. I just liked the yellow nightwear (?) combo.
no, actually, the hairs and piercings and jewellery are also awfull. it feels like season 4 again 😭
the other girls design. I think the one I like the most is Uma, I think she's pretty although her pose is weird at. but Summer is ugly and Bonnie's design looks rushed.
the season is short as hell with like 33 episodes
now, things that I like:
I'm always optimistic at the beginning of the season, it's my nature, I'm sorry.
all the girls feel unique and they talk in unique ways too. on season 6 all the girls always seemed to say the same things and think the same with only like 2 stand outs (flo and ivy)
the boys have relationships and dynamics among them! like, Bryson and Joyo hate each other. Raf and Alex are really close and talk highly about each other (for ex, when Alex said he would love to introduce Raf to his nephews).
all the boys feel unique too. I don't know if they have unique dialogue, but I think Raf does since our chats always somehow mention Daphne. I need to snoop around a little more.
but their personalities are very different from each other. plus, I think like I know A LOT about them already.
MC's personality. oh my god, she's not obnoxious and annoying like the last 3. I think she's flirty and fun and I loved how she replied to the guys when I wasn't choosing dialogue. she talks like a normal human being, THANK GOD.
also, the episodes were long af. love that!
about the characters:
Uma is my girl. she made a mistake, she apologized, we are good. I like her A LOT, she's confident, she's fun, she's easy going and she's friendly. I think she'll be the "mom" of the casa girls.
Bonnie is also great. I think she's chill and mature and funny. she doesn't really gaf and she's sooo into us (if you're bisexual) to the point she's just twisting to be with us in the villa. she gets along well with the boys and the girls.
Summer. well, she's The Bitch™ of the season. We need a villain and I'm guessing she's ours. She doesn't seem deranged like previous ones, though. she's a Casa Girl and Casa Girls want to get to the Villa, right? can't blame her.
first boy I'm gonna mention is Joyo. I'm not really a fan. he gives me player vibes with his mysterious façade and the whole Geri thing that happened to Bryson.
and I like Bryson. I always have a thing for the Funny Boy™, you guys know me, so it wouldn't be different this time. he's not my first option but he's A option.
Alex is a golden boy. def husband material. I KNOW he'll be a fan favourite. he is chill, easy to talk to and wholesome. all his chats were great. I think he really comes across as trustworthy. one of my options, as well.
now, MY BOY. Raf is ever cuter than I thought he would be. he's so sweet and I find his loyalty admirable. he reminds me of a previous islander (haha and I think you guys know who). he's just... my type.
this is it. would give it a 8. great start if you ask me. but it's fusebox so chances are they will fuck it up in no time
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HELLO NEZU! Well before I start I would like to say that I use Google Translate if something gets confusing it's his fault!
well here's your story of arranged marriage and MY GOD I've been hungry for something fantasy for a while and I was happy to follow everything about the reader (traumatized yeyyy) and I have a confession practically everything about this story makes me cry! I don't cry easily but I'm a girl who had a pretty shitty childhood with her family so I literally don't know how to talk much to strange people (people in general) so every time she opened her mouth (that scene at dinner) I stopped, I took a breath and cried for about 5 minutes, you know?
Eu também chorei na parte em que ele manda ela calar a boca, eu sempre choro em cenas assim em geral, etc. ACHO QUE VOCÊ ENTENDE QUE EU CHOREI E ISSO É UMA COISA EXCELENTE QUE SIGNIFICA QUE VOCÊ É UM EXCELENTE ESCRITOR
I loved that even when I read in English (I'm training to read only in English) I could understand everything you said! You have simple but very sophisticated writing!! and you are very attentive to the environment I liked it a lot because I have difficulty liking stories with fantasy themes I find them very boring (oh not being vampires I love vampires!) but you are so talented that your writing engages us in a lovely way !!
Well I needed to say that! I loved your story and now I'm always looking forward to more and more!!!
Have a great day/night, day, week, month and year Nezu!!
ofc thank you bby for your sweet words! glad you liked arranged!gojo!!
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Rise of Red Liveblog Part 1
Just for the record, I'd like to point out there was a Queen of Hearts logo with the kids celebrating coming off the Isle in D3. I saw it not 10 minutes ago. So. :P
30 years is about right, yeah (it's actually 32 but eh)
What distant lands??????????
Also - Beast was elected king. I can see the Isle being part of a winning platform but that's not quite the same thing as this movie suggests.
OH YAY, Uma did sail around a little before she came back! I'm gonna have an updated crew timeline after this.
Huh, is it me or does Auradon look less bright and cheery? I don't mind that necessarily but I kinda wonder if that's meant to imply what's happened since the villains came back. I don't THINK so because that seems pretty 'off message' for this franchise but still.
I kinda like Fairy Godmother's office. It reminds me of a starry sky.
Oh my GOD Uma is literally lounging with her feet up and just has to yell 'pirates' for some of her crew to come do everything for her. LOST REVENGE CREW LET UMA DO SOME THINGS BY HERSELF CHALLENGE
I thought for a second the pirate I have deemed Juno was someone new (only saw her from the back) and the way my eye TWITCHED. I was about to cuss out my favourite character at 1 in the morning.
Fairy Godmother being a nerd who colour codes things should surprise NO ONE.
One reason I actually don't hate Beast, Belle and Fairy Godmother as much as some in this fandom is because even though they knee jerk shoot some things down, they can also take a deep breath and hear people out.
I've ranted enough about Wonderland not joining Auradon before, I don't like it, moving along.
Yeah, okay, I didn't need my heart anyway. That Carlos mention punched me in the chest. Thank you Uma. I like how that's also what convinced FG to help. She loves the VKs so much and I am not hearing alternatives.
"Nobody bears to talk about it" - WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT BEFORE. WITH ALLY.
Uma still not standing for a VK being left behind. <3
I love the QOH still having her off with your heads tendency. Remind me to write about the Queen's Forest sometimes.
HELP I LOVE RED SO MUCH ALREADY
The helmets remind me a little of the wheelers from Return to Oz. That's not a bad thing.
Red reminds me of a more rebellious Aladdin.
"I'm a lost cause" Ow.
Even without evil, being the next in line to royalty is rough. Poor girl. It's never just about you when you're royal.
New HC - the Queen of Hearts (and Red) were originally on the Isle and then Maddox made his time machine and meddled.
Go figure she's got sticky fingers. Definitely a VK
I love Chloe already. <333 And her parents seem great <3
Chloe's parents' embarrassing her is so funny and so cute.
THE GLASS BOOTS
Yeah, I'm standing by my head canon - these two have absolutely zero idea how Chad behaves when they aren't there watching him and would be heartbroken to be told so nobody's had the nerve to tell them they raised a douchebag yet.
Wait. Chloe's going to be queen? That can't be right. Surely as the oldest, Chad would be next in line? Chloe must be younger than him. Okay, maybe they know Chad is a douchebag after all. Or maybe they want her to be queen by marriage of somewhere, that's also very possible. Or hey, maybe their traditions have female-preference primogeniture and Charming (and his dad) just didn't have any sisters. That's possible too. That's probably it.
Damn, Queen of Hearts IS ruthless. I'm digging it.
Red, that hat trick wasn't going to work. Poor girl. She so clearly doesn't want to hurt anyone.
Okay, the Queen of Hearts clearly knows Uma and 'another villain gone soft' - sounds like rehabbing ex-villains has gone pretty well.
Awwww, it is cute how excited Chad is for his dad to see him play. And now I stand by my head canon again of nobody wanting to admit to them that he is a jerk.
HA! The Queen of Hearts driving cracked me up.
Love Ain't It is the villain parent theme song. I want to give Red a HUG.
Cinderella, Chloe, you tried, but Red and the Queen of Hearts are not having it. Red, be nice to Chloe!
I'm kinda stanning the Queen of Hearts. I also really like Cinderella's explanation of why she's like this to Chloe.
Queen of Hearts actually seems hurt when Red doesn't want to be like her. She reminds me of Maleficent a little.
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What is their go-to drink order?
First of, let's assume everyone is of legal drinking age, whatever that might be.
It's sixteen. If Ben can be a High King at sixteen, he can bloody well drink. I'm not taking criticism on that one.
Unsurprisingly though, Ben has never had as much as a champagne.
And Jane is stuck drinking kiddie fake-champagnes well into her twenties.
Now Audrey? Oh well. Her favourite is rosè, champagne, Skinny Bitch (vodka & soda) and Pink Gin & Tonic. If you pick an aesthetic, you bloody commit to it.
If she's doing shots with the pirates, she gets vodka, because Audrey post Queen of Mean is that bitch and fears no god. She could also do silver tequila.
Chad can't hold his liquor. He just can't. He has one (1) cider//Frisko and is crying. Audrey is suffering.
Anthony Tremaine gets some fancy brandy or whiskey on rocks. Again, Aesthetic, duh. Once he got this for Ginny Gothel and died a little inside when she declared that it doesn't taste any good and proceeded to pour Cola into it. Guess who learned to never ever do this the hard way.
Harriet Hook. Uuh. She has Problems. We know that, right?
On the Isle, she usually drinks Energy drinks with vodka, because she needs to stay awake, duh. Also rum, 'cos pirates, and red wine, 'cos Aesthetic.
If it's before noon, she gets a Mimosa, so she can feel fancy. Also espresso with vodka. Gin & Tonic.
Basically, you name it, chances are Harriet Hook has drunk it at least once.
She'd just like to forget and not feel, savvy??
Harry prefers rum and dislikes wine. He just has the vibes. Unless it's mulled wine which smells way better.
Uma also orders rum. She, however, really likes Pina Colada, but she won't order it herself, (because tough pirate Captain can't enjoy sugary long drinks, duh).
Don't worry though, Gil gets it for her every time he is getting them drinks.
Uma also doesn't pay for her own drinks, like, ever.
Gil likes ciders the best, even over beer, for which his father and brothers ridicule him. He doesn't care, though. He will also do shots of rum with the rest of the pirates.
CJ doesn't drink.
She has seen her family's hungovers and decided she is not doing thaz, thank you. She also dislikes the idea of losing the already poor control over her mind any more. It might not look like it, but CJ is a bit of a control freak.
Freddie Facilier drinks only when someone buys the drink for her. In which case, she'd choose a Chupito, a sweet shot with rum, lime liquor and cocktail cherry.
Celia Facilier doesn't drink and good for her.
Dizzy Tremaine is not allowed to drink. She doesn't particularly wish to, though.
Ginny Gothel mostly drinks wine, and if there is more fancy option available, she'll get Calvados (fancy apple liquor. It's good.) She is also not opposed to drinking Harriet's Red Bull with vodka though.
Claudine Frollo (once adopted by the Hooks). She also has problems, which, in this case, manifests as getting her drinks as vile as possible.
Campari Orange, as bitter as her soul. She can also pass it for an orange juice if she wanted. She's a hypocrite. (Campari Orange is legit good though). On similar note, Skinny Bitch, without the lime. She will do shots of pure vodka and drink Slammed-Tequila (shot of Tequila & shot of Sprite & ice), which is the most vile substance I have ever tasted. It feels like kerosene.
...Mal can't drink. I'm not taking criticism on that.
Evie and Carlos can do shots of pure vodka. Evie likes champagne more, though. She also has a vendetta against red wine, which was her mother's drink of choice, because it looks like blood, duh. Oh, and Aperol Spritz! (She and Audrey should be allowed to gossip and/or plan murder over a glass of Aperol. Ginny too. They'd vibe.)
Technically, Jay and Jade aren't allowed to drink for their own safety. Not because they'd drink too much, but because they insist on taking their usual Anything-but-the-pavement route no matter what.
One time, after some shots of Tequila, they convinced Audrey to go with them. She almost broke her neck, which might be because she refused to take off her high heels.
#disney descendants#tw alcohol#i just had Thoughts okay?#ben florian#jane descendants#audrey rose#chad charming#anthony tremaine#harriet hook#ginny gothel#harry hook#uma descendants#gil descendants#claudine frollo#cj hook#freddie facilier#celia facilier#dizzy tremaine#mal bertha#carlos de vil#evie grimhilde#jay son of jafar
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A VERY INCOMPLETE LIST (PART 2)
I've finally had enough time to finish rewatching the second half of RWRB! Without further ado, here's my very thorough, ACD x HGEJFMW list of things, both tiny and huge, that I loved about the film:
(Yes, I DID think this would be shorter than the first part. I was very, very wrong.)
(here's part 1 if you want to check it out!)
The wide shots of Texas landscape
How excited Alex is to get to work when he gets there
Alex and Henry’s Texas emails
Alex leaning against a building like Jordan-freaking-Catalano, added bonus of his t-shirt sleeves pushed up 🥵
“…and then, I want to lick it off”
White button-down tucked into chinos, sleeves neatly rolled up, bracelets
The New York hotel room and Henry hopping to get his shoe off and then falling on the bed
“You ever been on Grindr?” “Once, unsuccessfully” and the way Henry laughs when he says that
“Swooniest” 😍
Alex squeezing Henry’s thigh when he talks about his dad
The very obvious bottle of lube and condom wrapper on the bedside table in the morning
“It’s all chill, Zahra”
Zahra full on climbing on the sofa, heels and everything
Henry straightening his shirt as he climbs out of the closet, then neatly closing the doors behind himself with the dignity of a prince (even when faced with Zahra)
“I’m sorry to interrupt your process of becoming”
Pretty much everything Zahra says, but especially the way she says “Your Royal Highness” after threatening and cursing for several minutes
Alex’s very serious face while he tells his mom
“She’s also a he…”
Uma Thurman talking about anal and bottoming and PreP - truly a highlight
“I cannot believe they gave you the nuclear codes!”
The Lake House *swoon*
“You can call me Congressman” “Well, in that case, you can call me Your Royal Highness”
The music in the lake house montage sequence
Henry doing kick-ups
Sharing a hammock and reading 😍 (Yes, OLS and Girl, Woman, Other)
The look on Henry’s face when he goes into a regular bar
Henry’s dorkiness on stage
The “Alex is so in love he could die” moment as he watches Henry sing terribly
How Oscar’s clothes are a lot like Alex’s, and you can see him taking after his dad there, being proud of it
Oh god, everything about them on the dock/raft/pier thingy: “shower time!” and Alex kissing Henry’s neck as he climbs on and Henry kissing Alex’s bicep; the easy, casual intimacy before everything goes to shit. The perfect continuity in how wet they are all the way through! (that kind of thing bugs me) Shorts. Wet body hair, legs, arms, chest. The way Alex glitters.
"I never felt this way about anyone" and the inevitable...
Henry closing off, pulling his hand away, his fake smile 💔
Floating in the water, as if he could hide from his problems in there
Alex’s sad, confused face as he calls out “Henry!”
Oh god, Henry's sad face as he lies in bed in the lake house 😭
“What difference would it make if I did?” and Henry’s holding-back-tears face, the tight little smiles
The picture above Alex’s bed
The soft, vulnerable “What if he won’t see me?” whispered to Nora
Rain-soaked Alex saying “Can we please talk?” in a thick voice that sounds like he’s got a huge knot in his throat and is trying not to cry
“For once, I wish you could see me for who I am and not who you want me to be” and “Sometimes I don’t think you know me at all” 💔
“But, Henry. Nothing will ever happen to you.” Fucking bawling now, thanks
Henry and his key to slip out of the palace
Henry and Alex’s boots in the V&A (I don’t know what to say, I just like them)
Dancing ❤️🥹
History, huh? and his eyelashes
Alex’s firm grip around Henry’s wrist in the morning, because he’s not letting him run away again
The airstrip: the ring, the key, that hug
“I’ll be as patient as you need”
“The forced conformity of the closet cannot be answered with forced conformity in coming out of it”
The montage of happy moments throughout Alex’s speech
“Mooning over the prince like a cow in labour” and “two lovesick homosexuals” and again everything out of Zahra’s mouth
“Baby”
“No. I’m not okay.”
Shoulder to waist ratio in a black t-shirt
God Save the King plucked on the piano 😂
“We really need to get you a book on English history”
Henry’s face when he says “and now they are faced with the reality”, so hard, so hurt
“I'm white and upper class so my affection comes with strings” and the way Henry cracks partway through and starts to laugh
The ring fiddling as they wait for the King
Ciggies and booze for the King
Stephen Fry’s accent *chef’s kiss*
OMG the King read their emails 😱 The horror
“Homossssexiual” 😂😂
The tears in Henry’s eyes and in his voice when he says “I love you”, finally, properly, for the first time
“We’re the blue team, right?” and “You just say the word, I’ll get your enrolled at UT Austin,” classic father/son-in-law banter and I love Oscar and Henry for it
CASEY MCQ!!
Holding hands in public, in Austin, yes sir
“Oh my god, I’m so grateful you’re here” and that hug
Alex’s bracelets, all the way through (have I mentioned them already?)
The return of that jacket and that hoodie for the final scene, my favourite and most quintessential, relaxed, fully themselves versions of Alex and Henry
“We won.” “We won.”
And of course:
Alex lending Henry his pinky so he can spin the ring on it and soothe himself (over the credits), which someone pointed out on here and it broke me fully
And never forget:
“Do you think anyone noticed?” and Henry’s clenched fists
❤️🤍💙
#rwrb#rwrb movie#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#rwrb movie spoilers#red white and royal blue
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Thanks for the explanation, Gintoki Book
Color pages and a spread?
WATCH UNDEAD UNLUCK STREAMING OCTOBER 6TH, 2023
I mean, it is a master rule
It's interesting that SICK works in "waves".
Oh my God is that SICK
He's awesome
Alternately this is Ruin but Ruin would never wear pants that cool
I want those pants. I will kill SICK specifically to get those pants. I hope we get a color spread so I can see what color those pants are.
Oh, that's interesting. Not only can SICK see people's internal structure, but Fuuko's body got remodeled through the Ark.
Another interesting bit of world-building; the Vision abilities are traditionally more offensive. Seeing people like Shen, Rip, and Juiz, that makes sense, but Chikara's a very defense-oriented Negator.
Precocious little kid, isn't he?
Love this spread. Guess we're going into a high-gear arc now against more UMA. Are all of the First Ten going to be human-ish?
HEY WAIT A SEC WHO'S IN THE BATTLE ARMOR ON THE LEFT? I JUST REALIZED VOID IS ON THE RIGHT WHO THE FUCK IS ON THE LEFT
#undead unluck#fuuko izumo#rip tristan#leila mirah#latla mirah#shen xiang#billy alfred#uma SICK#tella Undead Unluck#mui undead unluck#sean datz#chikara shigeno#ichico nemuri#void volks#nico vorgeil#isshin x#phil undead unluck
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Helpless part 50, WHY THE HELL DOES IT TAG THE LEAST CONCERNING ONES AS MATURE?!?!? LETS HOPE THIS ONE WORKS (Oh summer child, you don’t have to act like all you feel is mild)
Warning for sh (Okay maybe it getting marked makes sense)
"GET AUSTIN WE NEED MORE PEOPLE!" Will says in broken sobs, he didn't know what he would do if the son of Hades died, he didn't know how he'd keep living, part of him knew he wouldn't. His pulse was getting stronger but Will knew he wouldn't wake up, his motionless body layed in front of him and he couldn't take it. He wanted to cry, he needed to cry but he couldn't, he couldn't because he knew it wouldn't help. As he forced himself to get up Kayla ran through the door,
"HE'S NOT THERE, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN LIKE THREE DAYS NOW!"
"WHAT THE FVCK?! GO REPORT TO CHIRON, SEE IF ANYONE ELSE HAS SEEN HIM I'LL GET NICO STABLE THEN I'LL HELP YOU LOOK."
"O-okay, wait stay here, we can't leave the infirmary unattended." Fvck, this had to be a nightmare, it couldn't be real but sadly it was. He needed to stay calm, to focus, there's time for emotions later. Nico would be okay, Austin will be found in less than an hour and nothing had happened, that's what he told himself. As he stepped back, still scared and worried he let himself be human, if only for a second, he let himself forget the fact that he knew Nico probably wouldn't make it without some serious magic, and forget that he would have to report everything to Chiron. He wasn't sure he would do exactly if he did, normally he'd help, keep them on watch until everything seems okay, and just be there as a therapist. Or he would report another dead body in the infirmary from su!c!de that no one had noticed, then it was too late. He knew Nico wouldn't want this but he'd from what it seems intentionally tried to drink himself to death and if he wanted to actually keep him there he needed Chiron’s permission and hey maybe he would do something that helped. It was his fault Nico was here, if he hasn't left Kay in charge, if he hadn't left Nico alone, he should have prevented this. He took out a scalpel, letting the blade run against his wrist a tear falling before dropping it against the table. He needed to there for everyone, he had to be stronger, no matter how much he wanted to k!ll himself, to feel the pain, he had to keep Nico alive.
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@midnightisday2 thank you for being there from the very beginning
Let’s hope this one doesn’t get a warning put on it
Also here’s part 45 because this one also got labeled as mature so you might not have seen it
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"Leo what the fvck do you want at this hour?" Piper muttered, rubbing her eyes as she stepped outside.
"Something bad happened."
"What the fvck did you do this time."
"Not my fault and also I don't exactly know what but just-"
"Leo it's probably tr@uma, a war ended like a week ago your brain is still adjusting."
"No, Pipes just trust me, I feel like somethings happened or it's about to happen or-"
"In what category bad? Like gods are p!ssed again or-"
"I DON'T KNOW I JUST FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS WRONG." Leo shouted while on the verge of tears, he didn't know how to explain it, it wasn't like magical or anything he just felt like... something was happening and he had no fccking clue what. "I'll go talk to Jason." Piper shut the door being too tired to protest and the son of Hephaestus ran towards cabin one, she felt bad but- everything had to be fine. It was fine. Right?
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Wish me luck
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OH JAMES EU QUERO UMA SALADA DE FRUTA
OH JAMES I WANT A FRUIT SALAD ! 🥗🍓 LOOK WHAT ABILITY!!🏍 I WANT A FRUIT SALAD JAMES, WITH CAPRICHO.... THERE' S 5️⃣ 🖐, 7️⃣🖐✌️ , 10 🖐🖐...... GIVE ME A 5 🖐 ALRIGHT HERE IT'S IN YOUR HAND 🥗 THATS IT JAMES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOD BLESS YOU 🙏😊 THIS IS JAMES OF THE FRUIT SALAD, THE CIRCUS ARTIST 🎪
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POYW Rewrite V2 - Harry Hook x reader - P8
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The rest of the day went on like normal, Jane and Gil went on their date; which was just a little outing to the city(Gil learned what cotton candy was and bounced everywhere for the rest of the day-something Jane giggled at) and they were back by dinner; both wearing giddy grins and holding hands.
Harry started getting notes that very night, from various girls asking him out-clearly seeing Jane with Gil as a sign to take that step and ask ‘the bad boy’ out. Harry just threw those notes out-he was flattered of course-but he had eyes for someone else.
He shoved away the thought of you when he thought of that someone else. But then again-thanks to Mal’s plan, you technically should be that…someone else. Harry yawned as he finished getting dressed. It was Monday morning now, and it was a busy day-evaluation tests for practically every class, an essay for Remedial Goodness had to be turned in, and Roar practice was after school; preparing for the big tournament the Wednesday after the coronation.
Harry fixed his hair, smirking at himself, admiring the tightness of the deep red t-shirt he had picked out; accenting his arms and chest. He debated on one of his jackets but decided against it, grabbing his bag and making his way to the cafeteria-Gil most likely already there.
And he was-already sitting with Lonnie and Jane, Jane sharing some sort of sliced fruit with Gil, giggling as he ate it off her fork and grinned at the taste. Gil loved fresh fruit, and Jane liked to cut hers up into little animals. They were cute; Harry had to admit.
Harry waved to them as he went to get in line-smiling as he saw you, arms behind your head as you yawned. “yawnin’ like ye were the one ta’ run tha’ field yesterday,” Harry teased, chuckling as you glared up at him, an expression that once again reminded him of Uma, and dropped to lean against him-grumbling about staying up late by accident.
“What did ye stay up late for?” Harry asked, pushing you so you both could move forward. You muttered something Harry couldn’t hear and he gave a crooked grin, raising his brow. “I’m sorry? Wha?”
“I was…reading,” you said louder, glancing off to the side in a way that made Harry think you hadn’t been reading, or at least not reading schoolbooks. Harry just shrugged, pushing you forward again. “uh-huh, now-stand up-yer on me foot.” You just melted into his arms, and Harry sighed dramatically, pushing you back up and shoving you into the buffet trays. You caught yourself just in time and stuck your tongue out at him. He just did it back, giggling as you rolled your eyes and grabbed a tray and plate-going down the line and grabbed what you liked-Harry right behind you.
Harry grinned as he got to the end of the line-taking the two cinnamon rolls Mrs. Potts handed him, winking back at her as she grinned at him. “Unfair, I always gotta ask for seconds,” you teased, nodding at his two rolls, which Mrs. Potts did regularly for Harry now. It was easy to say she had a soft spot for the pirate.
Harry just grinned, sitting next to Gil and scooting so you could sit next to him. “Two?” Lonnie gasped, looking at Harry’s extra cinnamon roll. “Unfair! Mrs. Potts must love you.” Harry giggled, taking a bite of the delicious baked good and licking his lips free of icing.
He looked over his shoulder, seeing Ben sitting with Mal and the others-Mal leaning slightly away from Ben with wide eyes and a strained smile as he gazed at her with love-struck eyes, his face in his palm as he sighed dreamily. He said something that made Mal choke on her toast and Carlos patted her back to clear her airways, the other three snickering as Mal internally panicked at Ben’s affection.
Harry was damn glad the potion didn’t affect you in that way, he’d rather have to deal with the fact that you already liked him over you being…weird. He flushed as that thought remerged, oh gods right-you liked him. Enough to where the love spell hadn’t really done anything.
He shoved that away for now-he didn’t have to deal with it just yet. That could wait-for now-he just had to get all those tests done today, including…math. He sighed at the thought. Ms. Honey’s focused class and your help had indeed made math easier for him to learn and remember-but damn he still didn’t like it. Thank the gods Ms. Honey preferred open-book exams instead of memory tests.
The day went by quickly, and soon he was in chemistry, tapping his pencil against the paper he was looking down at. While Honey Lemon definitely made the class way more fun(FG also hired her to be the full-time teacher-to the joy of many students) and made him actually want to learn it-he still had some struggles with it.
He glanced up at the sound of someone rummaging through their bag-seeing Evie panic looking for something. Harry furrowed his brow, wondering what she was doing before he spotted something in your sleeve-the rim gold and elegant. “why do ye have Evie’s mirror?” Harry asked quietly and you carefully leaned towards him-pointing at Chad.
“He stole it from her, I stole it back. He was planning on being an ass and trying to get Evie expelled for not doing his homework.” Harry slowly nodded, licking his teeth as Evie scrambled-her eyes going wide as she realized her mirror wasn’t there. “Looking for something Ms. Evie?” Honey Lemon asked, her brows furrowed in concern. Evie bit her lip and Chad patted his pockets-his face forming into a confused frown-apparently he had failed to check for the mirror after he lifted it-nor had he ever tried to hand it off to Honey Lemon to attempt to get Evie in trouble.
“i-um-“ Evie stuttered, clearly flustered and not knowing what to say. She glanced at Doug who fiddled with his pencil. “I forgot my pencils! Yeah-pencils-I don’t have anything to write with,” Evie chuckled, smiling as Honey Lemon nodded, perking up when you raised your hand, holding an extra pencil.
“I have an extra if she needs it? It’s blue and sparkly?” you said, holding out the pencil as Evie skipped over to you and grabbed it. “Don’t worry about it, you’re gonna ace this test, no mirror needed.” you whispered when she got close enough, her cheeks turned pink and she smiled-nodding shyly before going back to her seat-taking a deep breath as she opened her test.
Harry watched you for a moment, forcing himself to look away when you turned back to your test; his leg starting to bounce as his mind ran 1000 miles a minute with so many thoughts.
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You were outside with Doug, sharing some study notes and chatting about whatever when a paper was presented to you-a nice B+ in the upper corner. You grinned, looking back at Evie as she leaned into you, staring at her passing grade-without the use of her mirror. “for the first time, it’s like im more than just a pretty face,” she whispered.
You hummed, taking the paper and showing it off to Doug who beamed. “A shocker huh?” he chuckled, and Evie laughed, sitting next to you and staring at her test. “you did great Evie,” you said, tapping her book and handing her mirror back to her-she looked confused-not knowing how you had gotten it; but took it, putting it back in her bag. “and I bet next time-you can get an A, no mirror needed.” Doug nodded, agreeing wholeheartedly as Evie giggled, her cheeks pink. You glanced at Doug, smirking a bit as he stared at Evie. “I’m sure Doug would be a great study buddy, chemistry is one of his best subjects after all,”
Evie glanced up at Doug, smiling. He grinned back, his entire face slowly turning red. “I’d like that,” Evie said, Doug nodding with a big stupid grin. “yeah-yeah me too-we, we can hang out- and study” His voice cracked and Evie giggled, finding it very endearing. You smirked and winked as Doug spared a glance at you, and he smiled back, jumping as Mal suddenly appeared and slammed her hands down on the table.
“There you are!” Mal huffed, looking down at Evie “I have been looking for you-literally everywhere!” Evie’s brows furrowed and she turned to Mal, seeing the panicked expression on Mal’s face. “What’s wrong?” Evie asked, and Mal puffed her cheeks-which were bright pink with blush. “Ben just asked me out on-“ Mal paused, looking around and then whispering. “a date.”
Evie just smiled, and you snorted, waving Mal’s slightly peeved expression off as she glared down at you-clearly flustered over the situation. Doug nodded, mentally patting Ben on the back. “nice,” he muttered, rolling his eyes as you snorted again, smiling up at Mal as Evie happily got to her feet and dragged Mal away-her test held in her other hand.
You watched them walk away with a laugh on your lips, turning back to see Doug grinning at you. Smugly. “What?” you asked, picking up your English book and closing it-sliding it back into your bag. “you wish that was you huh?” Doug teased and you frowned-wondering what he meant. “you mean me in Mal’s place? Ew no, Ben’s like a brother to me,” you grumbled, Doug laughing and shaking his head.
“no! I mean getting asked out on a date, by you know who?” Doug teased, making a hook with his left hand. You just stared, your face slowly heating up. “you’re pouting,” Doug laughed, turning to a cackle as you threw your pencil at him. You continued throwing stuff at him until he stood-running away as he laughed.
“…Dork,” you grumbled, standing to pick up your stuff when you saw a familiar red-clad pirate already doing it for you, glancing up at you with that stupid pretty lopsided smirk. “Thanks,” you said, holding out your hands for the items, Harry carefully pouring them into your palms.
“What’s got ye chuckin’ shit at Doug? Thought ye got along pretty well,” Harry asked, taking Doug’s spot and leaning on his palm as you sat back down-putting your stuff back in your bag. You just shrugged, tilting your head as Harry set a box on the table, a shy grin on his lips. “What's this?” you asked, watching as Harry opened it, grinning as you saw what was inside. “Cinnamon rolls?”
“Aye,” Harry chuckled, taking one out and handing it to you. You happily took a bite, dancing in your seat as Harry rubbed the back of his head-his cheeks a light pink. “ye bring ‘em ta me a lot, thought I would return tha’ favor. Mrs. Potts was all too happy ta’ oblige,”
You hummed, smiling through your mouthful of food as Harry fiddled with his golden shell bracelet. You had been curious about it the entire time he had been here-since you had never seen it before in the movies. So you pointed it out, “what’s that? It’s very pretty,” you asked, licking your fingers free of icing as Harry lifted his hand, smiling softly at the item in question.
“Me friend, Uma, made it-tha’ day we all left fer Auradon-well-I think she made it earlier than that but-yeah, gave one ta’ me n Gil fer the three of us ta’ match.” You grinned, that was so sweet! You said as such and Harry chuckled, shaking his head. “Don’t let ‘er hear ye call her or ‘er actions tha’. She would hit ya,” you just laughed, nodding.
“Well, she sounds great, I can’t wait to meet her.” Harry perked up, blinking wildly. “wha?” Harry asked, his voice cracking. You just nodded, picking up your pencil and working on some homework. “yeah-we have more vks scheduled to come to Auradon-don’t know the time frame yet but-Uma’s one of the next to come.” You looked up at Harry with a smile. “So, hopefully, I get to meet her soon, she sounds cool.”
“Aye, she is.” Harry whispered, messing with his bracelet again-staring off into the distance, once again wondering if the whole plan was worth it. They could just stay in Auradon, they were safe-away from their parents-and there were plans for more vks to come, one of them being Uma.
You saw the look on his face, confusion, frustration, and almost a yearning. You glanced to the side, looking down at his shell bracelet. “so-what’s Uma like? I bet you’ve known each other since like-babies, right?” you asked, and Harry chuckled, sniffing a bit as he looked up, a smile growing on his face as he remembered his friend.
“Aye, I can't really remember a time before ‘er, we’ve always been together, jus’ tha’ two of us. Gil came way later-but Uma ‘n I, we’ve always been a team. She’s been by me side for as long as I can remember, and I’ve tried to do tha’ same fer her-through everything. No matter what was thrown at us, me dad didn’t really approve-since-well, I was followin’ around a sea witch and ‘er orders instead of bein’ captain, but I didn’t care.”
Harry rambled on and on about Uma, and you just listened, resting your chin in your palms and leaning into Harry, smiling as he talked. He caught your eyes and smile at one point, that fluttering feeling returning full force-but he didn’t push it away this time, letting a grin grow on his face as he talked about his best friend.
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Gil eventually found the two of you and plopped down next to you, grinning as he did. “Hey! What’cha talking about?”
“Uma,” you answered, closing your math homework and packing up your bag-having finished all your work while Harry talked about Uma and his sisters. CJ sounded like a chaos demon-and you loved her already. Gil grinned, his eyes lighting up. “oh! Really?! Can I talk about her too!?”
You shrugged, gesturing for him to talk as Harry snorted, leaning on his palm as Gil clapped. “sweet! So-one time-Harry and I were waiting for Uma after a late shift at her mom’s chip shop-and we heard her scream and when we went in-she-“
Harry quickly covered Gil’s mouth, hissing as he spoke. “gil, not that story. That shits embarrassing!” Gil furrowed his brows, but that was the first one to come to his mind. You just nodded in agreement. “yeah, don’t go telling embarrassing stories about someone when they’re not here to defend themselves.” Gil slowly nodded, understanding now, then he grinned, narrowing his eyes at Harry who glared back.
“I got a better story then-“ Gil said, almost evilly and Harry picked up his hook-pointing it at Gil playfully, but Gil just chuckled. “so! Wanna year about the time Uma and I walked in on Harry getting himself caught in his dad’s ships sails?” you slammed your hands on the table, laughing as Harry sputtered, his cheeks turning red.
“yes! Please do! Also that’s a tongue twister say that five times fast- dad’s ships sails-“ Harry just groaned as Gil did as asked, laughing as he quickly got tongue-tied. “Anyways-“ Gil continued, that smile never leaving his face “so Uma and I hadn’t seen Harry all day-so we went to see if he was working on the ship-and we found him messing about with some ropes-and guess what?”
You couldn’t help your grin, giggling as Harry tried to stop you from listening-his hands going in front of your face to block your vision “What?” you asked, pushing Harry’s hands out of the way and looking over them at Gil, who was grinning. “he got one caught on his ankle and it pulled him into one of the sails when he tied it off-Uma couldn’t breathe she was laughing so hard.” Gil cackled, slapping the table as you laughed, Harry groaning and slamming his head on the table, hiding his face. “How old were you guys?” you asked, still laughing. Gil counted off on his fingers and hummed, shrugging. “Like-thirteen? I think? At least I was, I’m the oldest-“
“-only by a month” Harry grumbled, pouting now. You giggled, shaking your head. oh, you loved these two dorks. You continued to listen to them talk about Uma, the boys almost taking turns telling embarrassing stories about each other-Uma always involved in them one way or another.
You turned, seeing the sun starting to lower, and an idea came to mind. You grinned, turning back to the boys-who were staring at you. “have you been to the ocean yet?” they glanced at each other-then shook their heads. You just grinned, getting to your feet. “then allow me to show you its wonders~ maybe we’ll find a cool shell for Uma!”
At that-they sprang to their feet-following you back to the dorms and changing into ‘ocean’ appropriate clothes-following you out to the garage-watching as you snatched a pair of keys and directed them to the car they connected to.
It wasn’t a limo-but still stylish and sleek. Perfect for a little trip out to the seaside of Auradon City. The boys watched everything go by as you drove off, Harry’s eyes drawing to the horizon as you got closer to the shores. He saw the isle, the barrier gleaming gold under the sun. he licked his lips, fiddling with his bracelet.
Soon you arrived, hopping out of the car and throwing off your shoes-laughing as you ran into the sands. Harry and Gil stayed back for a moment, looking down at the clean golden sands of the Auradon beach.
Their shores back on the isle were very different, greyish and sometimes black-polluted with all sorts of things. They looked back up at you, and you smiled, waving them forward. “it’s a bit hot so-watch your feet!” you yelled, grinning as Harry took off his shoes and stepped into the sand, jumping a bit at the feeling-it was soft, with a few pinching feelings-the broken shells within the sand he guessed.
Gil followed his lead-and soon the three of you were walking down to the shoreline-Harry and Gil stopping as they looked out into the open sea. It was endless, shimmering and breathtaking. Harry couldn't believe his eyes.
His whole life-he had been surrounded by the ocean-only able to peer through the smog caged in by the barrier, looking down at the polluted water they were trapped by. To see this? Oh to see this…he thought he was dreaming-he would wake up any moment now, be back in his room on the isle, be trapped again.
But he didn’t. He didn’t wake up. He felt the heat of the sun on his face, the warmth of the sand under his feet-the shocking coolness of the water as the waves crashed into his legs. He felt a hand on his shoulder and he turned-seeing Gil, looking down at the water with a childlike grin on his face. “dude-“ Gil said breathlessly and Harry laughed through his nose, looking back out into the horizon.
“Uma would love this,” Harry said back, just as breathless. Gil nodded, leaning down and plucking a conch shell from the sands. You smiled at them, looking back at the firepits and humming. “what do you guys say to dinner on the beach? On me?” you asked, grinning as Gil nodded eagerly, Harry still staring at the ocean. “Sweetness, I’ll get smore stuff too!”
Harry turned to you; his brow raised. “s’more what?”
You just grinned, and Harry looked worried.
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Smores were fucking amazing, so were hot dogs. The three of you sat around a firepit, all wearing blankets with your feet buried in the sand-the sun just about to set. Harry watched it with a smile, his eyes half-lidded as the horizon flashed a brilliant green for only an instant.
“so we’re bringing Uma when she gets here, right?” Gil asked, his mouth full of melted marshmallows. Harry chuckled and nodded, turning to Gil with a soft smile. “we’d be betrayin’ her if we didn’t.” Harry muttered, closing his eyes and leaning his head into his palm. Gil hummed happily, pointing at you. “you’re making these-things-when we do, got it?”
You paused, blinking at Gil. “what?” Gil asked and Harry looked at you, raising his brow at your lack of answer and your confusion. You shrugged, tapping your thighs. “I dunno, I just-assumed I wouldn’t be part of your outing with Uma? I dunno,” Gil frowned, tilting his head. “Why wouldn’t you be? You’re our friend…right? Isn’t she?” Gil asked you, and then asked Harry, hoping he hadn’t said anything wrong.
Harry just smiled, reaching out and taking your hand, nodding as you looked at him. “Aye, she is. Uma’s gonna love ye lass, besides, I think it’s time we expanded our lil’ trio anyway.” You smiled shyly, giggling as you covered your face, your hand still held by Harry as he laughed gently.
You stayed out till nearly curfew-sneaking into the dorm building while trying not to laugh-one of those situations where the littlest thing would make you break. Eventually, you made it to your rooms, Harry squeezing your hand before you slipped into your room.
You realized he had never let go of your hand.
“Thank ye for that,” Harry whispered, staring into your eyes-his cheeks a light pink. “really,” you smiled, squeezing his hand before separating-wishing him goodnight before you shut the door and locked it-Harry doing the same.
Harry paused as he turned his back, biting his lip as he held his hand to his chest-Gil in the bathroom taking a late-night shower as Harry swallowed down the warmth in his face.
Maybe liking you wouldn’t be such a bad thing. not if you already seemed to love Uma like they did, and helped him discover such sights as the ocean.
Maybe…he’d think about it later, there was still a lot of work to do.
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Harry closed his eyes as a hand slammed into the locker next to his-sighing as Mal leaned into his view. “What?” Harry muttered, switching out his history books for math, glaring down at Mal as she huffed at him. “You do realize-for this little plan to work, you do have to be (y/n)’s boyfriend, right?” Mal hissed, crossing her arms and following Harry as he shut his locker and went back into the school, walking down the halls toward math.
“And? Im bidin’ me time, no need ta’ rush pixie-its only Wednesday. Besides, tha’ coronations not fer like-” Harry did some quick mental math and nodded “-a week n a half.” Mal just stared at him-glaring. “what?”
“You don’t know how to ask her out, do you?” Mal muttered, smirking as Harry scrunched his nose at her. “Uh-huh, just go ask Ben or something, turns out he’s pretty good at dates,” Mal muttered, her cheeks turning pink at the memory of her date with Ben on Monday. Harry sighed, rolling his eyes. Mal.
“Ffffukin-fine. I’ll ask beasty boy about this’ stupid date shit. Now don’t ye got class?” Mal froze in place and squeaked-because yes-she very much had class right now-and bolted off in the other direction, leaving Harry alone. Harry sighed, fixing the strap over his shoulder and continuing to math class-forcing down the warmth in his face at the thought of asking you out.
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Harry stared at Ben, the prince at his locker putting his books away for the day, humming that stupid song he sang for Mal under his breath. Harry sighed, closing his locker and making his way to Ben, leaning on the locker next to Ben. It took a moment but Ben eventually noticed him, smiling at Harry when he did. “Hey, Harry-what’s up?” Ben said with his usual cheer and Harry suppressed a sneer at it. He still hadn’t gotten used to all the….goodness here.
Harry let out a long sigh, rubbing the back of his neck. “Look, I need yer help,” Ben looked eager, leaning closer to Harry. Harry pushed his face back. “Back up beasty-okay um, fuck why is this so hard-“ Harry grumbled, rubbing his face. Ben just smiled, waiting for Harry to ask what he wanted. “Okay, okay-how would ye ask a girl out-hypothetically?” Harry swallowed and Ben hummed, titling his head in thought.
“Well, I would find out what she likes, and just-plan accordingly?” Ben said, laughing gently as Harry huffed and crossed his arms. “Well that ain't helpful,” Harry groaned, pouting as Ben tilted his head again. “who are you asking out? I could help better if I knew?” Ben asked, his smile turning to a splitting grin as Harry flushed and muttered out your name.
“Oh-I know exactly what you can do, can you sail?” Harry just stared at Ben. “Right, dumb question, can you swim?” Harry just kept staring at him, and then lifted his hook into the air-his brows raised. “Well, I’m sorry! Mal didn’t know and I just-I dunno.”
Harry snorted, rolling his eyes. “Mal’s ‘scared of water, course she can't swim. Anyways-what’s yer idea?” Ben beamed, pulling out his phone and showing Harry a photo of the royal sailboat; Harry grinned. “Oh that is a good idea beasty, maybe yer brain isn’t all mush after all.”
Ben just laughed, texting someone on his phone. “If it was, I wouldn’t be crowned king in two weeks.” Harry just snorted again, his phone buzzing in his pocket. He grabbed it and saw a text from Ben, along with a sailing permit in his email. “There, take it out whenever you want! Just don’t break it please.” Ben sang, patting Harry’s shoulder as he walked off to get to his after-school activities.
Harry nodded, then realized; Ben had never told him how to ask you out. “Hey-beasty! What do I do?! Hey!” Harry ran after Ben, who was laughing as Harry caught up to him-the two then planning for how Harry would ask you out.
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You spun your tablet pen between your fingers, staring out your window as you got lost in your thoughts. The coronation was in less than two weeks, Ben’s love spell had been broken on Monday, and family day was this Sunday.
You had to guess Mal’s plan with you was the same plan she had with Ben-Harry love spelling you and being your date to the coronation, to stand next to the wand so one of them could grab it. Unfortunately for them-magic didn’t work on you. You were an odd technicality, since you were from a world with no magic-your body just-didn’t react to the magic being attempted on it. FG had said something about you not having any magic particles for the magic to cling to, and that’s why magic didn’t work on you.
It was mostly just a lot of words that you were too tired to understand and didn’t attempt to. But FG had discovered-with all her tests-that the magic would attempt to latch onto you, but since you had no magic particles, it didn’t have anything and would just disappear.
To be shortly explained-magic would look like it worked-but it wouldn’t.
You were mostly just having fun dicking around and acting like nothing happened-watching Mal and the others scramble to understand why the love spell seemingly had no effect. Watching Harry fluster and blush when you grinned at him was even better.
You were jolted out of your thoughts by a knock at your door, you turned and got up from your desk, glancing at the clock as you did. 3:28pm. You opened your door, smiling as you saw Harry. “Hi,” you said softly, grinning as he smiled back-shyly and his ears pink. “Hi,” Harry said back, clearing his voice into his fist. “What's up?” you asked, leaning against your door, tilting your head slightly.
“Well, um-I was jus’ wonderin’ if ye wanted to,” Harry paused, licking his lips as his cheeks turned pink. You rose your brow-unable to keep the smile off your face. “Yes?” you asked, leaning towards him. He held out a small bouquet of flowers-picked from the school's flower garden. You smiled and took them, admiring the flowers he had picked out.
Red tulips, daisies, lilies, and yellow and pink roses. “Thank you,” you whispered, looking back at Harry-who was slowly turning red. “Yer-yer welcome, um-do-do ye want ta go, on-on a date with me?” Harry asked, stuttering through his question-he hadn’t expected this to be so hard-his heart beating out of his chest and those butterflies going insane in his chest and gut.
You just smiled, nodding. “Yes?” Harry’s voice cracked and he slapped his hand over his mouth, blushing as you giggled and nodded again. “Yeah, sounds great. uh-when?” Harry puffed his cheeks, narrowing his eyes at your question while you continued to laugh. “Uh-five? Today?” Harry asked, checking his phone.
You nodded, that sounded great. “Cool-cool, uh, I’ll see you then?” Harry nodded, grinning as you backed into your room and waved, biting your lip as you closed the door. Holy fuck Harry Hook just asked you out-for the wand yes but hey! He was hot as fuck and you’ve had a crush on him since you first saw his dumb pretty face! You would let yourself enjoy it.
You danced a bit to yourself, unable to contain your excitement as you held the flowers close to your chest.
A date with Harry Hook, now that was something you thought would never happen.
-end of p16-
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