#ultrabuttqueen

[lil-c0met]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: ughh, i twisted my knee e...

oh no i am so sorry!! hugs xoxo

hesterswell replied to your post: ughh, i twisted my knee e...

oh no!!! have you iced your knee? does it need ice?

Thanks loves! I have iced it- my radbabe housemate Grace was a wonderful nurse and patted my head/told me a story about some really well hydrated puppies in a basket in a cool valley (i think that was the best, most soothing thing coz I was in the sun on hot bricks and couldn't move), and put ice on my knee and head and brought me water. It'll be fine, I'm just wary coz it's happened twice already this year (this being the third- and most painful time), so I'm worried it's A Thing that'll need looking into soon... = $$$ etc. Time to strap dat shit and deal with it!!!! :P xxx

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ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: that is the feces of a man whose diet is 90%...

i dont understand why he couldn’t have pooped in his fedora

he probably already did there's porbably 15 diarrhea filled trillbys lying around that depressing hell hole

[ali3nchildr3n]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: bentolove replied to your...

wow these anons are literally jealous because cheyenne is gorgeous

Classic case of jealousy "this girl is pretty i want to make her feel bad about herself so i can feel pretty"

too bad i dont give a shit about other people LOL

[farty--mcfly]

I just like need everyone to know that Lana is a babe and is so gorgeous. I am just too lucky that she actually likes me back. 

[thehuglife]

I've gotten a sample of her eyeliner before but I'm really liking the lip stick. I love the way lipstick smells?!

[lil-c0met]

Thanks love! They are from Bailey Nelson (an Australian store) and were super-cheap. Actually I think healthcare covered them entirely so they ended up being free?!?!?!?!? Pretty sure they ship you 5 pairs to try before you buy, but I've not checked if they do it internationally. I have a blue pair, too!

[en-thalpy]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your photo “So when I said I wasn’t going to study for bio, I lied and literally...”

I LOVE YOU! (and I will respond to your message tomorrow I am really sorry,Im too tired to comprehend things rn!) GOODLUCK ON YOUR TEST YOU ARE SO SMART I BELIEVE IN YOU :)

I LOVE YOU TOO LANA OH GOD THANK YOU

(and omg yeah that's totally cool girl! get some rest. :))

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ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: no for real it looks like dude was too busy gaming...

jfc i can’t stop laughing i am causing a scene in my room

HE DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TAKE THE LID OFF HE JUST SHAT AT THE CAN AND HOPED THE SHIT HAD ENOUGH INERTIA TO GET MOST OF IT PAST THE LITTLE SWINGING DOOR

[prehistoricmancunt]

 ultrabuttqueen said: Goodluck qt!

thank you v much! have a good day, love xxx

[farty--mcfly]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your post “You know sometimes I think I love an amazingly gorgeous girl that’s...”

you made my heart have feelings.

Best thing I've done all day then.

[isha-katlanit]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: aside from...

awesome!! tbh piercings do hurt, but the pain isn’t TOO bad and is present for a short amount of time only. you’re badass- you could totes handle it :)

i have zero fear of needles and a fairly high pain tolerance + realistic expectations of pain so that isn't a big deal ;v;~idk i'll probably talk to yoyo about it and see which one he'd be most horrified about me getting

[ali3nchildr3n]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: ...

someone sending you a message like this is such a huge waste of time they obviously must not be happy with themselves lol

right like lets be honest it takes half as much time to unfollow me then it does to sit there and type out a message. ugh people

[en-thalpy]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your photo “So many people called me cute today because I have dorky glasses and I...”

YAYY~ omg you are so pretty though and your hair is beeeautiful. i hope you've been doing well :3

my hair is a mess because RAIN so my whole body aches terribly but I also forced myself to climb steps today instead of taking the elevator and college life is so much easier for my body than I thought it would be awww.

i love you lana you're too sweet

[mlerambles]

Lana and I would make a beautiful baby <3

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ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: whenever i...

LAST WEEK I UGLY SOBBED AT A ROAD KILLED RACCOON…he was so young :/ THAT’S IT. ANIMALS NEED TO BE IMMORAL AND NEVER DIE

LAST NIGHT I WENT OUTSIDE TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE BECAUSE I WAS WINE DRUNK AND THIS POSSUM FUCKING AMBLED OUT FROM BEHIND THE GARAGE AND LOOKED AT ME AND I GAVE HIM THE VULCAN SALUTE AND SAID "LIVE LONG AND PROSPER" AND HE FUCKING NODDED AND WALKED IT AWAY IT WAS BEAUTIFUL