#ultrabuttqueen

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ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: that is the feces of a man whose diet is 90%...

i dont understand why he couldn’t have pooped in his fedora

he probably already did there's porbably 15 diarrhea filled trillbys lying around that depressing hell hole

[ali3nchildr3n]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: bentolove replied to your...

wow these anons are literally jealous because cheyenne is gorgeous

Classic case of jealousy "this girl is pretty i want to make her feel bad about herself so i can feel pretty"

too bad i dont give a shit about other people LOL

[farty--mcfly]

I just like need everyone to know that Lana is a babe and is so gorgeous. I am just too lucky that she actually likes me back. 

[en-thalpy]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your photo “So when I said I wasn’t going to study for bio, I lied and literally...”

I LOVE YOU! (and I will respond to your message tomorrow I am really sorry,Im too tired to comprehend things rn!) GOODLUCK ON YOUR TEST YOU ARE SO SMART I BELIEVE IN YOU :)

I LOVE YOU TOO LANA OH GOD THANK YOU

(and omg yeah that's totally cool girl! get some rest. :))

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ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: no for real it looks like dude was too busy gaming...

jfc i can’t stop laughing i am causing a scene in my room

HE DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TAKE THE LID OFF HE JUST SHAT AT THE CAN AND HOPED THE SHIT HAD ENOUGH INERTIA TO GET MOST OF IT PAST THE LITTLE SWINGING DOOR

[prehistoricmancunt]

 ultrabuttqueen said: Goodluck qt!

thank you v much! have a good day, love xxx

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ultrabuttqueen replied to your post “You know sometimes I think I love an amazingly gorgeous girl that’s...”

you made my heart have feelings.

Best thing I've done all day then.

[ali3nchildr3n]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: ...

someone sending you a message like this is such a huge waste of time they obviously must not be happy with themselves lol

right like lets be honest it takes half as much time to unfollow me then it does to sit there and type out a message. ugh people

[en-thalpy]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your photo “So many people called me cute today because I have dorky glasses and I...”

YAYY~ omg you are so pretty though and your hair is beeeautiful. i hope you've been doing well :3

my hair is a mess because RAIN so my whole body aches terribly but I also forced myself to climb steps today instead of taking the elevator and college life is so much easier for my body than I thought it would be awww.

i love you lana you're too sweet

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ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: whenever i...

LAST WEEK I UGLY SOBBED AT A ROAD KILLED RACCOON…he was so young :/ THAT’S IT. ANIMALS NEED TO BE IMMORAL AND NEVER DIE

LAST NIGHT I WENT OUTSIDE TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE BECAUSE I WAS WINE DRUNK AND THIS POSSUM FUCKING AMBLED OUT FROM BEHIND THE GARAGE AND LOOKED AT ME AND I GAVE HIM THE VULCAN SALUTE AND SAID "LIVE LONG AND PROSPER" AND HE FUCKING NODDED AND WALKED IT AWAY IT WAS BEAUTIFUL 

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i have a crush on you wow

I'm not saying i'm the luckiest person alive, but yeah i totally damn am because Lana is amazing and gorgeous. You're gonna hate me for saying these things but it's true. 

[ali3nchildr3n]

ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: ...

sorry you’re going through this bby :( people suck a lot.

It's alright. I'm just getting to that point where i'm beyond frustrated and shit. People suck ass but i can deal with it until i can get money and get the fuck out.

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ultrabuttqueen replied to your post: whenever i watch vet shows and they have to put an...

omg i didn’t read the last part until after i made that comment in attempt to be funny. i am sorry for being an insensitive asshole. it is really sad when animals have to be put down or die under any circumstance D: D:

lol it is okay i lolled tbh

SAD LOLING