#ultra sigma

[thetravelingegg]

It would not take any time at all for brain rot to infect the Lost Light. Like these guys would not stand a chance.

Magnus is dragging Whirl’s ass to the brig after a bar fight and Whirl says “this isn’t very skibidi sigma of you” and Magnus’ spark just straight up stops working. He drops dead right then and there. Rip

In a meeting, Rodimus and Drift keep speaking in brainrot terms, they would be the first infected.

Cyclonus has the best mewing streak.

Eventually the only survivors are Megatron, Rachet and Perceptor. They are all hiding in a storage closet.

[ballad-of-jane-doe-mega]

BAHHAHAHHA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭

(credits to beloved owner)

[bililies]

☆ THE DREAM ☆

|| Some Bonus and ABOUT AU THE DREAM ||

"Guardian" or... as most see, ultra super duper strong sans...

[askemployee427]

you and the Narrator should kiss

cheers, sigma anon

Oh !

I agree I would love to share a kiss with him oh my god please

[romeoslaughter]

la guadalupe

[mothraranger]

I read one fic and now I ship the Animated versions of Ratchet and Ultra Magnus, I shit you not...

...aaannd I wanna give them a kid or two!

[greeneyedsigma]

Male characters Sigma finds attractive for whatever reason in a few fandoms:

One Piece

King the Wildfire (Pretty + Vicious + big boy)

Charlotte Katakuri (Good big brother + orc teeth + big boy)

Crocodile (James Bond Villain Vibes + big boy)

Sakazuki (Pissed off grumpy + potentially tragic background + daddy vibes + big boy

Transformers

Megatron (Super Villain + Fallen Knight Vibes + Grumpy Old Man energy + big boy)

Optimus Prime (Just Knight + Tired Dad + Daddy Vibes + big boy)

Ultra Magnus (Exhausted + Done with your immature shit + ‘Kind of needs a hug’ vibes + big boy)

Red Dead Redemption 2

Arthur Morgan ( ‘Life insists on fucking me and I don’t know the safeword’ + sad cowboy + secretly soft AF + big boy)

Norse Mythology

Odin (Not even trying to hide the he’s an asshole + big dick energy + big boy)

[mamachez-it]

He thinks he's sigma

[closeenough-welcomebacksarahlynn]

I feel like DIE KUSSE by mejibray had very danganronpa thh into and outro energy

[stunticonbreakdown]

Fun Breakdown Fact of the Day: In one episode he shares a voice actor with Papa Smurf

[tatmanblue]

Power Boats by Steve Cole Via Flickr: Ratcliffe on Soar power station

[caliumcyanide]

POV: You're Sigma, the employee 432:

[nulled-user]

You're so real with this one. 🤧😋

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[askemployee427]

i EATED the bucket

cheers, sigma anon

yummuy... snakc...

[punkr0ckc0mputerr]

GRR I AM MEGA ULTRA PISSED WT A FRIEND!! (It's not you skitz dw) they did a BAD And I had to confront them about it which I barely do but it was done to another person and I can NOT LET THAT HAPPEN!! if it was done to me sure I can let it happen 2 or 3 times but NOT TO SOMEONE ELSE >:(

so I confrontedthem Abt it and currently are waiting for their response >>>:( am ultra emo scarwd But still. ULTRA PISSED AT DEM!!

[karingottschalk]

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