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Dating the Lost Light crew

Megatron

* It takes a lot of convincing to get Megatron to date you, throwing every excuse he could to convince you, or rather himself, that he wasn’t even close to the best option and yet you persisted and he had to give you that, finally relenting though not without some hesitations. To date him posed a lot of risks, not only to your safety as an ex-warlord has many, MANY enemies, but your standing in society and friends, and you were willing to risk it all for him? He felt like he didn’t deserve this, like he didn’t deserve you, but maybe this was just another step on his road to redemption, to feel loved and feel worthy of it.

* Megatron and you have planned out our relationship as to not alert anyone on the Light Lost or anywhere else. Professional during the day but in the berth behind closed doors, you could be as loving towards him as you’d like. Though the arrangement made him feel better about keeping you safe, there were some downsides to the arrangement. For you, it was the want to be affectionate; to hold his hand, kiss him helm, to tell him you loved him, and you couldn’t do that outside of the berth. For him, he couldn’t stay by your side when out, which caused some bots to see you as available and wouldn’t take no for an answer. If he stepped in, Megatron’s actions could be seen as suspicious but for the most part, you’ve been able to get your way out of those situations by either sneaking away or getting Magnus involved. Megatron might have alerted him to the inappropriate behavior though

* Speaking of affection, Megatron isn’t the most affectionate bot in general. In fact, you could say he was opposed to it but it’s more complicated than that. During the war, he was more focused on his cause and efforts towards total victory than his own personal needs but never received it as much either. Frag, he’s even admitted he’d never been hugged before! He’s slow with showing affection but you have a lot of patience and love to give him which he appreciates. It starts simply with grazes of his servos, hand holding, and helm presses with most initiated by you but over time, he bridges that effort and will return the small gestures in turn.

* If you define his love language, it would be words of affirmation. Megatron uses his words, especially his writing, to convey his emotions to you. Whether it be a simple haiku to tell you how much he loves you or a something more elaborate to describe the little things you did like the way you did on your work, your gaze focused and intense, or what he loves about you such as your kindness and your humor. He’ll share some of these with you but others he’ll keep to himself, especially if their a little more spicy or personal. Perhaps he will when the time is right? On the other hand, you’ve tried to come up with your own poetry in order to flirt with him which started out rather… poorly but Megs is willing to teach you the style and form to help you improve. Some of these sessions though end up becoming endurance rounds for how much you can flirt, tease, and praise him before he ends the session by one means or another…

* Of course some bots had to know like Ravage, given how close he is to Megatron, but others either got suspicious or tried to unravel the depths of your relationship. Rodimus speculated for a long time something was up but couldn’t quite catch you in the act. Rodimus would tell Ultra Magnus something was up but Magnus would bring up a logical explanation for your interactions which was starting to drive Rodimus a little mad.

* Whether the relationship is exposed on purpose or on accident, the shock is not as bad as initially thought though Rodimus will gloat for a long time that he knew from the very beginning and Ultra Magnus does give a short speech regarding policies on dating coworkers but overall, the reception of the news was well taken, albeit with some teasing and jokes made at your expense.

* Being an older bot, you do nag him on taking better care of himself. Millions of years and his previous professions have left some aches and pain in his frame and joints that he keeps delaying taking care of but being together, you make sure Megatron actually does take care of himself or else you force him to due it, either by his or your hand. If you’re an older bot/human, you try to include him to your routines on your own self maintenance and it creates a nice bonding experience for the both of you.

* You’ve perfected the art of mimicking Megatron’s disappointed and frustrated faces though more unintentional than mocking. Being around him as long as you have, you picked up his gestures when he gets upset with his fellow co-captain. If Megs is not on the bridge and needs to convey his disappointment, you take the mantle and let Rodimus know how his co-captain feels. Even when he’s there, Rodimus ends up getting a doubled up look of disapproval.

NSFW

* Megatron does have some experience in the berth though it has been a while since he’s been intimate with someone. He takes it slowly with you, but there are moments where his needs outweigh the pace he set for himself and he just needs a good frag. Just because he’s an old mech doesn’t mean he down and out! He’s rather awkward with aftercare due to his previously mentioned affection issues but he does get better with time, rubbing your back or letting you rest against him while you catch your breath.

* If you are human, he would prefer to use his holoform as to not hurt you while making love. but you can sweet talk him into interfacing all natural. Can be on top or bottom but gets a certain thrill watching you ride him with either you setting the pace or if he needs to take control, can take a hold of your sides and pick up speed along with the snap of his hips, becoming more of a vessel for his spike to fill up completely.

[dogwaterdish]

Guys y'know all mights long ass jackets? these ones:

they both go to around his knees, maybe even lower. All might is 7'3in or ~221cm which makes these jackets pretty big, they're also oversized to fit his muscle form, which means they're ultra baggy, or at least the second one is. Disclamer: my math is rusty since I have been out of school for a few months now.

to calculate the relative length of these jackets, I'm gonna be using myself as a reference for proportions, so it's not going to be entirely accurate but thats okay. from my knees to collarbone it's 2'8 or ~81cm. in entire height, I'm 5'4in or ~162cm. so the length from my knees to collarbone is exactly half of my height!

It'd be reasonable to suggest that these jackets are both around 110cm, however, one (me) could also suggest that they would be longer because of all mights proportions being different than mine.

So I think it would also be reasonable to suggest that these jackets would be around 4ft (120cm) long, which is, coincidentally, only a few measily centimeters shy of the length of a throw blanket, 127cm. Although I wish I could, I cant speak to the 'width' of the jackets because there is not a viable way to determine all mights circumference, but it's okay because we don't need it.

With all this, I'm saying that it would be entirely feasible for a 5'5in (166cm) tall boy to potentially use one of these particularly long jackets as... I dont know... a blanket, especially when we take into account that somebodys head & neck takes up around 9-10 inches (~23-25cm) of somebodys height on average...

With that in mind, the jacket would have to cover 140cm of the boys height, and while they do fall short by 20cm, they would fall where the calf muscle tapers out into the upper ankle.

So in other words: Midoriya could 100% use all mights jackets as blankets, and if we're being very generous, they could drag on the ground behind him if he were to wear them. Thats all!

[pernesophe]

Wind Breaker Boys x Touch Starved Reader

(Minors, Ageless and Blank Blogs DNI)

Synopsis: How the Wind Breaker boys would handle a touch averse / touch starved S/O.

Characters in this post are:

Sako Kota (TW: fluff, comfort)

Hiragi Toma (TW: comfort, fluff, suggestive at the end)

Master List (I have no rights to these characters, the works they come from, or the art/screenshots/manga panels used in this post)

Kota Sako

(~1181 wc)

Sako and you have been dating for a short while - only a few months at this point. Though you usually don’t initiate physical contact - and have even shied away from it in past relationships - you have started to feel safer with Sako than you’ve felt with anyone before, so you decide that you want to cross that bridge with him. 

In the first week that you two started seeing each other Sako had the opportunity to witness a conversation between you and your parents when he came over to hang out. They barely registered his presence, and when they spoke to you - completely straight faced - they asked for updates on school. When you tried to introduce them to Sako they just nodded and pressed you more about school, to which your face dropped and you recited your recent accomplishments as if you were in some business meeting. All they said was, “okay, keep it up,” before leaving for some event. No hug or kiss goodbye, no praise or pat on the back, not even a simple “good job” over your school. 

After they left, you tried to apologize to Sako for how rude they were, but he just waved you off. From how you acted towards them it was obvious that they didn’t have an issue with him - they were just incredibly stiff people. He had stared at you for a long moment until you said, “what” with a curious tilt of your head.

“Good job,” he said simply and you chuckled at him and repeated your question. “School. You’ve been doing really well in school - good job.” He explained himself before repeating the praise, a little more firmly this time. That was the first time you ever shed tears in front of Sako - not big boohoo weeping, but just a few that you quickly wiped away. The two of you didn’t discuss your parents or your relationship with physical affection after that, but Sako was an extremely observant guy and seemed to grasp the situation immediately.

Because you two never discussed it, you've not so subtly been plucking up the courage to hold his hand for the past week, but you keep chickening out at the last second. He’s been an exceptionally good sport about it - not saying anything - but, as mentioned previously, he is observant. So, he has absolutely noticed out of the corner of his vision when you reach forward to grab his hand, but then you’d quickly pull away - a soft dusting of pink tinting your cheeks.

Finally, one night when the two of you are walking by the canal you reach for his hand again, but this time when you start to pull away, Sako silently closes the distance without even looking and gracefully envelops your hand in his. He only throws a glance your way when he hears you make a sputtering sound from his side, only to see you staring at the ground and blushing up to the tips of your ears.

”This is what you wanted, right?” He asks calmly, with an inquisitive arch of his brow. Slowly, you nod without meeting his hazelnut eyes - moving your other hand to fidget with your sleeve that’s now rubbing against his.

”Ye-yeah, but I was too scared to hold your hand first… I’m just not used to…” you slowly start to explain yourself in a small voice before trailing off. As you fidget with your sleeve more, you gingerly tuck your finger under the fabric of his jacket and hook it around his wrist for a little more comfort.

”I know.” Sako says simply, causing you to look up at him in shock, only to find him smiling serenely down at you. Your eyes widen as the realization dawns on you that of course your ultra quiet and observant boyfriend noticed every single one of your attempts over the past week. A small, grateful smile tugs at your lips.

”Thank you, Sako,” you murmur gratefully. Moving your hand from his wrist up to his bicep where you hold onto him there as you both continue walking hand in hand.

”Anytime,” he murmurs back as he squeezes your hand gently - a light pink dusting across his cheeks now as well.

After this day the two of you are seen holding hands all over town, and in private Sako lets you work up to more in your own time. Starting with cuddle-movie nights; which then led to cooking nights where the two of you would choose a recipe and learn it together - often having to hold your heads right next to each other as you both poured over the recipe. 

The first time the two of you kissed was on his birthday - and was the only time he asked you to touch him outright - he said that the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a kiss from you. He even told you that it was okay if you weren’t ready, and he was about to add that really he just wanted a kiss on the cheek. Overzealous, you held his face tenderly as you pulled him down to plant a kiss directly on his lips. Sako was stunned when you pulled away and redder than a stop sign. After that, you didn’t really have any issue touching or being touched by Sako. 

The most glorious day was when you received an academic award and your parents didn’t come to the ceremony because they were working, but Sako did. For such a quiet guy, he had convinced a few Shishitoren members to come along who all stood and cheered - including him - when you were called up to accept your award. That night you all went out to eat to celebrate, and Sako stepped out to buy flowers to surprise you with at the end of the meal and then walked you home after. 

You had never felt so special before, especially after Sako walked you into your house and waited for you to put everything down so he could grab you and pull you flush against him - one hand on your hip and the other holding your hand as he amateurly waltzed you around the room. Coming to a stop in the glow of the kitchen light, he beams down at you and kisses your nose before murmuring, “Good job, Y/N!”

The both of you devolved into a fit of giggles, as you hugged and thanked him earnestly before kissing him at the door and bidding him goodnight. Unbeknownst to you, your mom saw the entire display from the hallway. That next morning you woke up to a small bakery item - one your mom always used to buy you as a little girl on her way home when she would work late - with it a small note, ‘Good job sweetheart. Sorry I don’t say it nearly enough. Love, Mom.’

You make sure to thank her for it, but the two of you don’t talk in depth about it, instead you notice a real difference in how she treats Sako. More often, she will ask you about him than your schooling which leads to authentic conversations about you.

Toma Hiragi

(~979 wc)

Hiragi and you have been friends since middle school after he intervened when a group of your classmates were trying to harass you to date one of them. Since then the two of you grew closer and closer as friends until he asked you to be his girlfriend at the start of his second year of High School. Of course, you happily agreed and have been nothing but satisfied with how great your boyfriend is. The only thing is, now, partially through his and your third year - after dating for close to a year and a half - the two of you haven't even held hands. No one has ever questioned your relationship status, and Hiragi simply doesn’t push you about it.

One time, early on in the relationship, Hiragi went to grab your hand but you jumped and pulled away in shock. He didn’t look hurt by it - just really confused - especially when you began apologizing profusely and saying you didn’t mean to do that. He said it was okay, and asked if you could explain what happened to him. When you explain that you just don't have a lot of experience with physical affection, he is completely understanding and says he’s more than happy to move at your pace. And his actions always backed up that statement. It’s not like something ever happened for you to be this way, but it’s more like you’ve never gotten that kind of affection so it’s kind of like you’ve been soaking in an ice bath and someone took your hand out and ran it under hot water. It didn’t burn you burn you, but it felt like it did.

One day you’re at Hiragi’s house to hang out. He’s sitting on the couch in front of the TV, and you are coming back from the bathroom to sit next to him, but your foot catches under the rug and you fall instead. Swiftly, he catches you and on instinct - and with the cramped space - he swings you into his lap and holds you steady with his broad hands on your hip and thigh. Immediately you tense, and he freezes before he starts to relax his arms to help you up and onto the couch instead. Stopping when he notices your tight hold on his arm as you slowly lean into him more despite the tension in your muscles. He stops all of his movements and waits for you to tell him how to proceed - you don’t look at him as you take a steadying breath.

”Hiragi…” whispering softly and he leans a little closer so you know he’s listening intently. “I want… I want to be able to do this with you, but I have no idea what I’m doing,” admitting softly before meeting his gaze with vulnerability plain as ever in your eyes. “Ca-can you show me?” Requesting his help so timidly, so softly, and unsure of what you’re asking or if it’s even okay. Blinking a couple of times before he nods slowly and tightens his arms around you again.

”Do you want to try to, um, cuddle?” He asks, equally unsure of what’s okay with you, but to his relief you slowly nod. “Okay, well…” his eyes pour over the length of the couch before meeting your gaze again, “I’m gonna lay us down then, okay?” Posing the question in a cautious tone, and you nod with a little apprehension in your eyes.

Hiragi situates you so you’re both laying down on the couch on your sides and facing each other. One of his arms is under your waist to brace along your lower back while his other one is wrapped over your arm and on your other side with his forearm laid flush along your upper back so his hand is buried in your hair. As he does, you hug him tightly and bury your face in his chest.

Something about the close proximity, the weight and pressure of his chest flush against you along with his arms wrapped tightly around you makes you feel so incredibly safe that you begin to cry into his chest. Hiragi doesn’t say a word as you try and try to stifle your sobs, but when he squeezes you even tighter against him, the dam breaks as you sob loudly into his chest and grip onto the back of his shirt desperately.

”I’m sorry! I’m not sad, I swear…” you cry between sobs as Hiragi disentangles his hand from your hair to soothingly rub your back. Curling tighter into his chest, you try to muffle your sobs at least, but he bumps your forehead with his chin before cutting through your cries with his calming voice.

”I know - it’s okay,” he assures you gently as he presses a kiss into your hair. “Just let it out, you’re safe with me,” he whispers as he tightens his arms around you again - applying as much pressure as you can take. He lets you sob out everything, and when you’re done he grabs you tissues, water and some pain killers to help with the crying headache. After you’re feeling better he doesn’t pressure you, but offers for you to cuddle into his side while the two of you watch a movie. This time there’s no hesitation as you nod gratefully and curl up into his side on the couch, his arm wrapped securely around you. 

Once the two of you get over this hurdle, you’re able to progress your relationship much quicker after this. Almost immediately, the two of you are able to start holding hands in public and after a little while you blush and lean in when he kisses your face instead of tense up. After you’re both graduated and attending the same university, you finally let Hiragi touch you in a… non-God-honoring-way, and man… it sure felt like heaven when he did.

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Duke is a man of science and a man of questions. This leads him down many rabbit holes but most specifically printing out dozens upon dozens of business cards.

Gothamites are by and large, smart people, so not many people scan the little code even if it was put in their hands by Gotham's very own daytime hero. But it only takes a couple to get #SignalSurvey trending.

Duke doesn't find out (even though he has been trawling social media for days) until Babs shoots him a text in his Econ class (which is honestly a snoozefest anyway).

Sauron: I'll keep your secret.

Galadriel: dont u dare skew my data

Sauron: I would Never

Galadriel: yes u would

Sauron: little birdy has been a good boy so he may live.

-

Young people, who were reckless enough with their online safety (and knowledgeable enough to actually Use the thing) are the first to complete Duke's little experiment.

The answers start pouring in, with Red Hood well in the lead. The comments include things like "wet blanket" and "lame" which makes Duke laugh his whole ass off.

It's not until older internet savvy people get a hold of the link that the results become Fascinating. Nightwing begins to pull ahead, the comments are filled with: "please please less puns they're terrible" and "can't stand him but he's adorable so I forgive him".

Memorably: "Nightwing rescued me from a hostage situation one time. He talked the whole time and at the end I wanted to go back to my kidnappers. You're my hero Mr. Nightwing but Please."

Duke does actually get some votes for himself (included for sake of completeness) and he's not going to lie, shit hurts. Although some of the comments are just to the effect of "Bright :(", which does make him laugh.

There are plenty of votes for Batman (expected), Spoiler/Batgirl (expected but he's mad about it), the Robins (Fair), and a handful for Batgirl/Batgirl.

(Those seem to mostly be from goons complaining about her efficiency and how scary she is, Duke thinks they may have missed the point of the survey.)

-

At the end he compiles it all, gleefully makes a powerpoint, and bounds into Family Saturday Dinner™ with a ultra short throw projector and a dream.

The noise of the dining room doesn't dim even as Duke clears his throat, typical. It's when he starts speaking, clear and even, that people stop waging their personal wars.

"Most Annoying Bat, as voted by the people of Gotham," Duke anounces.

"A vote? By the people of Gotham?" Jason says, his voice strangled. "You mean the thing that killed me?"

"Number three: Batman."

It's here that all hell finally breaks loose.

[mattsbrowser]

GIFTED

| summary: Chris puts the condoms Matt got him to use

| warnings: some fluff, smuttt, p in v, stomach bulge, pet names, missionary

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dividers: @thecutestgrotto

The triplets are recording a new Friday video of “buying each other Christmas gifts”. Matt hands Nick and Chris a small box each wrapped in a blue snowflake design.

“Merry Christmas” Chris says in a funny voice. Nick begins unwrapping his present before his jaw drops. “Did I get the same thing?” Chris asks, a hint of shock on his face.

“I don’t want any nieces or nephews anytime soon” Matt adds.

—

I knock on the triplets front door. The door locks click open and I’m welcomed by Nick, “hi” he says with a soft smile, moving so I can enter. “hey Nick, is Chris home?” I ask. He nods “he’s in his room” I nod before heading upstairs to Chris’ room.

I give the door a knock before heading Chris shout for me to come in. “hey baby” he says, pulling his headset off and telling his friends he has to go. He stands up to give me a hug, placing a kiss to the top of my head. I embrace the hug with a small “hi”.

“how was your day” i ask him as i pull away and sit down on his bed. “It was good, we shot our Friday video” he says lying down beside me. “What was it?” I ask him leaning my head on my shoulder. “Buying each other gifts” he states, “Matt got us a present actually” I give him a confused look, “what do you mean ‘us’?” he smirks before walking over to his desk and picking up a blue square box. He hands me the box and sits down next to me, his elbows on his knees as he watches me read the label.

‘Trojan, ultra thin’ I read at the top. My face still puzzled before my eyes travel down to the bottom left corner. ‘36 lubricated latex condoms’ my eyes widen before looking at Chris who is smirking up at me. “You can’t be serious, Matt got you these” I say turning the box and looking at the back. He lets out a low chuckle with a nod. “Oh I’m serious, he wanted to make sure he didn’t have any nieces or nephews anytime soon” he says. I let out a blow shaking my head. He leans back on his elbows looking at me. “So?” he asks. “What?” I reply looking back at him. “We can’t really let them go to waste now can we?” He says putting his hands up in motion.

—

After a short text from Matt saying him and Nick were heading out to the mall for a bit Chris did not hesitate to stick to his word. Breathy sighs escape my lips as Chris kisses around my neck moving down to my breasts. He kisses down pulling my his hoodie off of me. The hoodie is discarded somewhere on the floor leaving me in my black lace bra. Chris continues his slow kisses down my stomach before playing with the waistband of my sweats

“Chris” I sigh out. “What baby, what do you want?” He asks, trailing his fingers across my stomach under my waistband. I let out a whine, “you” he chuckles “what do you want from me baby hm?” I let out a groan throwing my head in the pillows “I want you, inside me” Chris lets out a hum before slowly pulling down my sweats.

Finally after a tortured time of Chris taking my sweats off slowly, I was finally left in just my lace set. I prop myself up on my elbows as Chris stands at the end of the bed looking down at me, the bulge in his grey sweats showing more and more. “Fuck” he breathes out. I smile up at him as he wipes his face with his right hand.

“God— you’re so fucking perfect” he admits, his eyes scanning my figure. I bite my lip and smile as he loosens his sweatpants and kicks them off before crawling over me. I let out a giggle as I fall back on the bed, Chris’ face hovering over mine. A moment of silence as we both scan each others features. I smile up at Chris when we both make eye contact.

“I don’t know what I did to deserve such a beautiful girl” I smile and blush at his words, “i love you” I say wrapping my arms around his neck. Chris placing his lips on mine and hums. “I love you too, but this beautiful girl is going to get fucked like a slut hmm?” He whispers against my lips as he tucks a hair behind my ear. I nod and hum biting my lip. He smirks before reaching for the box on his nightstand. He takes out one condom ripping it open with his teeth and spitting the wrapper out on the floor. He slips off my lace underwear.

He rolls it on his hard cock before shifting above me. I place my hands up above my head as he moves over me. I feel him trace the tip across my folds before pushing the head in. I let out a breathy sigh, my body slightly shivering. Chris placed both his hands beside me caging me in as he continues pushing inside me until he bottoms out. “Fuuuckk, so tight” he groans. He looks down to where both our bodies connect before slowly moving in and out of me. I let out small groans still getting used to the feeling.

Squelching noises are heard as Chris starts to pick up the pace. I let out moans and whines trying to grasp into a pillow behind me. “Does my little slut like getting fucked like this huh? does she want Matt buying me condoms more often hm?” Chris pants watching my face contorting in pleasure. “Mmmm— y-yes” I moan. He laughs at my reaction “tsk tsk such a whore for me aren’t you? Love being fucked by my cock when my brothers aren’t home” I let out a loud moan as Chris hits my g-spot inside me, my back arching.

Chris pulls my legs up to place them both over his shoulders before leaning down to my face practically bending me in half. “You like my big cock don’t you?” He asks. All I can do in response is moan. Chris grabs my jaw forcing me to look at him, “words baby, words” my jaw goes slack as I nod, “yes yes yes FUCK” I scream. Chris lets out his own groan looking down at the bulge in my stomach. “Look at that, look how well you’re taking me ma” he says before pressing on the bulge, I let out a strangled moan, my back arching off the bed as my knuckles go white from gripping onto the pillow behind my head.

“Chris— FUCK” I moan. “I’m so close ma cmon” he grunts dropping his head into my neck. His hips continue rutting up into me as I wrap my arms around him causing me to scratch his back. “Chris please” I moan. He reaches between us and moves slow circles on my clit causing my body to tremble beneath him. “Let go baby” he says. My body quivers beneath him as I release, he rides me through my high before fucking his cum into me with a few long groans and moans before moving my legs and dropping onto me.

I wrap my arms around his neck panting out. “Jesus Christ— that was, amazing” I say with a breathy laugh. Chris chuckles against me trying to catch his breathe.

“Best gift I’ve ever gotten” Chris says causing me to laugh

a/n: I’m back!! I have a few works in my drafts so I’m gonna try force motivation to write them anyways here something to feed yall🤍 love yall I missed you

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idea

Considering that tfp cybertronian don't have lips like humans,to """kiss""" eachother, they basicly bonk heads together like cats with a light electric current running between them.

I LOVE THIS IDEA

I swear I've written about it before, but here I go again.

Keeping in line with my personal headcanon that touching is just a way to bond, I can see Bumblebee hurrying to bonk his helm against everyone he likes. Arcee gets one, Bulkhead had to kneel down to get one, Ratchet gets two happy bonks, Optimus gets one long bonk. The kids are even offered the bonks but Bee has to be very careful so as to not accidently hurt them. Smokey doesn't get bonks, nor does Ultra Magnus. They are too new or important for him to feel comfortable.

Arcee doesn't do helm touches. That's for sparklings and very close pairs. No instead she does leans. She will rest her helm against the leg or torso of those she likes. No hugs here. Just a light touch. She's a tad too short for most other interaction anyway.

Bulkhead is very gentle with everyone he does helm touches with. He doesn't touch Ratchet with a ten foot pole and he is VERY conservative with the touches he offers Optimus. The Prime will get light touches like the ones Arcee offers. Bumblebee often gets full blown helm touches. Arcee doesn't like getting helm touches so Bulkhead instead touches her back whenever he can. Wheeljack though? Whenever he's at base Bulkhead and Wheeljack will butt helms like rams. He might pat Magnus's shoulder, but that's all. Smokey gets no helm touches, but shoulder touches are acceptable.

Ratchet isn't particularly stingy about touching. He's a medic after all. It is literally his job to stick his digits everywhere. But when he's feeling particularly touchy he will offer helm touches to Bumblebee and Optimus exclusively. He knows them the best and so is far more comfortable touching them. Bulkhead and Arcee get back touches and in Bulkhead's case, hip and torso touches as well. Ultra Magnus is in a similar boat. Smokescreen is too new for serious touching, but Ratchet is willing to throw him a bone due to his youth and will give him back touches as well when he's feeling down.

Technically the rules state that it is heretical for anyone to touch the Prime without going through various rituals, but Optimus gave everyone the green light so now he will go about touching his team whenever he feels like it. Helm bonks go for whoever he trusts and is comfortable with it. Back, arm, and pretty much anywhere else touches go for the rest of the team. Smokescreen never emotionally recovered when Optimus spontaneously decided he trusted Smokescreen enough for the rookie to get touches.

Ultra Magnus will only touch his Wreckers, Ratchet, and Optimus. He may give Bee a few touches, but its RARE. He will touch helms with Optimus and Bulkhead, even Wheeljack eventually. It is all a matter of trust, one which he first engaged in begrudgingly but now secretly really enjoys.

Smokescreen both REALLY wants touches but also isn't entirely sure about what to do. Standard dictates that touches are reserved for close companions. But the war meant that the usual time it takes for trust to build has significantly shortened. He spent several weeks totally touch starved until Bulkhead accepted him first. The rest of the team followed suit and poor Smokescreen has never gotten so much physical affection in his life.

Touching reaffirms bonds. There is nothing weird about it. The whole process is just to solidify companionship. Despite that eventually being explained to the humans, they will never not blush when the team will nonchalantly stick their servos in places humans would see as being very reserved. Arcee is the worst offender in their eyes since she is often too short to reach anything except the legs and crotch of taller bots.

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Power Wash Simulator × Warhammer 40,000 - The Horus Heresy Expansion Pack

You are Captain Balnaeus of the III Legion and only your elite squad of Emperor's Children™ Saponicus Spa Marines™ can deliver cleanliness to the galaxy's greatest warriors - the Primarchs™ rendered for the first time in ultra-realistic detail!

Guilliman - this is pretty much a tutorial level where he stands there grimly T-posing and hating every moment. If you spray him in the face, Yvraine will pop up in the corner of your screen and laugh like the dog from Duck Hunt.

Horus - similar to Guilliman but introducing environmental hazards. Getting his giant ornamental shoulder-wolf wet is an instant fail and using too strong a setting on his nose tube will make it fall out, causing him to frenzy. There's also a final quick time event with a floor buffer to get his head nice and shiny. Overall still a pretty easy level but the difficulty curve gets much steeper from here.

Perturabo - using all the skills you've developed so far, but on a very short time limit before his patience runs out and he stomps you to death. Watch out for the corners of his giant square headpiece since the dirt and resentment really gets wedged in there. You can reset the timer once by summoning Calliphone, but then you have to deal with her making judgmental yet undeniably accurate comments about you for the rest of the level.

Konrad - unlike other levels, this time the primarch is actively avoiding you by moving erratically around the arena and screaming prophecies. The key is to use the most powerful washer setting to stagger him and then clean his weak points while he's stunned. Not too difficult once you learn his attack patterns but the late stage move where he summons Sevatar to throw a bucket of blood and viscera over him can catch you out if you aren't expecting it.

In the second phase he'll start shielding himself under his feather cloak which has an impenetrable layer of grease and filth on it. When he does this, Sevatar will be somewhere in the arena trying to unplug your power washer so you have to find and spray him to get Konrad to come back out.

Fulgrim - this level has a complex RPG / dating sim conversation mechanic where you can persuade him to adopt various poses from classical art and statuary to gain better access to his illustrious nooks and crannies. His comments get wittier and wittier each time so you need to be quick on the draw with your own incisive bon mots or he'll get bored. His eyes do that disconcerting thing where they're always locked on to the player no matter where you are in the room.

Fulgrim Transfigured - maxing out your relationship status with Fulgrim will unlock this secret post-Heresy level in which your power washer has been mutated into a throbbing fleshy construct that spurts glittering purple lubricant all over Daemon Fulgrim while he writhes around orgasmically.

At this point the DLC was removed from all online storefronts so the final and most difficult level, Daemon Primarch Mortarion, only exists as concept art.