#ulquisaku

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

what are you preferred bleach ships?

i apologize to my bleach watching mutuals who are about to be exposed to my bleach degeneracy (i mean at least @strawberrystepmom and i will have at least one orihime ship in common though lmao)

i am a multishipper and it truly reflects in everything i ship in bleach. i swear i have shipped rukia and orihime with everyone at some point and you won't see me stopping anytime soon lmaooo

i remember this one deleted hitsuruki fic i read back when i was in early middle school??? on ffn and i still think about it even now. like they met in a library and eventually the relationship happens but rukia has some sort of mental illness she needs medication for which is why byakuya was so protective during the fic also hisana wasn't rukia's sister?? i don't think, she was like a gf byakuya had that he was hesitant introducing to rukia... i can't remember all the details, it was a fun ride though

ironically enough my main hitsugaya ship isn't even with anyone from bleach? it's hitsusaku, yes as in sakura from naruto jndksjdnf (who i also ship with everybody regardless of if they were from naruto or not. edsaku was one of my greatest hits (edward elric from fma edsaku))

but some shipping highlights

rukihime

hitsuruki

hitsusaku (i am telling you i have read so many good fics on ffn)

ginran

ginsaku (yes... as in haruno sakura from naruto)

ichiruki

chadichi/sadoichi (tbh idk what their ship name is)

ichiuzu (as in uzume from sekirei. i read a fic, it changed my life)

ichisaku (yes as in haruno sakura from naruto)

ichihime

ishihime

grimmhime

ulquihime

aihime

sakuhime (yes. as in haruno sakura from naruto lmaooo)

tatsuhime

norihime (as in kakyoin noriaki from stardust crusaders)

johime (as in higashikata josuke from diamond is unbreakable)

okuhime (as in nijimura okuyasu from diamong is unbreakable)

inuhime (as in inuyasha from inuyasha i'm dying)

aisaku (yes we been through this, sakura from naruto)

ulquisaku (do i need to say it again at this point)

grimmsaku (...)

orihime is my favorite character from bleach so as you can probably tell a lot of these ships have to do with her. i should honestly just make a selfship between us at this point because inside me are 2 wolves and one hates her tybw outfit and the other wants to shove my face in the window of it

12 of my total top bleach ships aren't even with characters from bleach i'm wheezing

sakura, as you saw, made quite a few cameos on this list but is2g some of the best bleach fics i read were about sakura somehow joining the soul society because hollows started attacking konoha

[kyoties]

pls tell me more about ulquiorra x sakura my heart has decided to let it in -ulquiorra anon

okokok sakura that bitch so she’s primarily there for her powers just like orihime, but unlike orihime she don’t got anyone coming for her. I won’t say she’s a hollow or anything but aizen interested in her revitalization powers so it’s like all those fun fanfic all over again where the akatsuki kidnap sakura to heal itachi’s eyes ya know? But instead of doing that, she’s there for the science-y side of aizen’s plans when it comes to the hogyoku. I’m not gonna get into the details but anyway

ulquiorra and her get along really well. as usual aizen probably has him in charge of her (he can add ‘watching women but not in a creepy way’ on his espada resume) but he’s very appreciative that she can hold her own. No doubt Grimmjow and Nnoitra want to pick fights with her so not having to check up on her every 10 seconds to make sure she isn’t dead is really cool to him.

LOVE pining Ulquiorra but i ALSO LOVE ~sexually frustrated~ Ulquiorra and just taking that out on himself. So why can’t I have BOTH??? Espada Inc. ain’t exactly the most lovable group of coworkers you’ll meet so no doubt he’ll find himself coming to ‘protect her’ even when she doesn’t need it. Showing her his true form even before AIZEN like the MUTUAL TRUST, he drinks his respect women juice ngl so it’s ALWAYS Sakura reaching out to him -- he’ll never do that. And it’s not because he doesn’t care about her but KSJAOGHOIEHAIO I LOVE HIM SORRY I JUST HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS FOR HIM HE’S SO GOOD IT’S LIKE A BEAUTY AND THE BEAST KIND OF DEAL EXCEPT THE BEAST NEVER TURNS INTO A HANDSOME PRINCE HE’S JUST ULQUIORRA

[kyoties]

“A million candles burning for the love that never came You want it darker  Hineni, hineni I'm ready, my lord.”