#uhm uh uh uhu

[medkitphighting]

played royale high with my friends a couple days ago

[inutaffy]

hello hello hello i just chugged a thing of cran-grape juice how are you

ew cran+ anything is bad wtf

[another-one-bites-the-chipaguasu]

i was gonna try and choose a less eyesplitting color for the background but i couldnt think of one and wanted to stop staring at it, im sorry... my coloring also isn't the best in this but i really really did not want to look at it anymore

and since simply poking fun at how bad this cover was isn't enough for me i have a whole dissertation on how many things were wrong with this drawing technically, aside from the anatomy. i hope it's useful to somebody @bad-comic-art

so let's get the obvious one out of the way: the anatomy is pretty wack in this. notably scott's weirdly long thighs, emma's shoes/feet, and scott's forearms

there are so many converging lines in the drawing which ends up making you lose the impression of depth

the colors...... color is so subjective, so maybe it's unfair to touch on this, but almost every color in this drawing aside from like the red on scott's glasses were very warm or yellow-ish. there wasn't enough value or shade depth in the piece to justify using a sort of monotone color scheme as it made everything look sort of muddled and odd. i kept some of the original colors, but changed scott's skin tone to be cooler and emma's outfit to be a more blue-ish white instead of a yellow-ish one

the posing was so odd. i actually tried sticking with the originally pose, but it made everything feel sort of cramped together, so i changed it to be a bit more free

ANOTHER reason for changing the posing: the artist had ample opportunity to use the tons of negative space the background provided to make the posing more interesting to look at & to differentiate different body parts and such, but instead opted for a very cramped looking pose. i feel i also fell flat in this area, but i did try to make it better

there is 0 consistent light source in this drawing

[bchanslvr]

A dirty pickup line for Drarry! pls bae?

uh uh uh uh uhuh uhu h I'M TERRIBLE AT FLIRTING UHM WDYM?? LIKE LIKE A DRARRY SAYING PICKLINES OR??

[takaraphoenix]

"That's my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend" _ "Well kiss me so they see" for Jimon

Simon Lewis was actuallyhaving fun as he sat at dinner together with his friend Maia. Atleast until he saw a very familiar redhead walking up to their table.Simon paused, mouth open because he had been just about to drinksomething. Now he was just gaping like a stupid fish.

“What is it, Si?”, asked Maiaconfused.

“That… That’s my ex-girlfriend.Clary”, grunted Simon, jerking his head into her direction.

Maia turned, enough to look at thepretty redhead walking and talking to a gorgeous blonde guy. “Well,kiss me so she sees. I know she broke your heart. Maybe it’ll sting.”

Simon opened his mouth. It wastempting. Maia was absolutely gorgeous and seeing Clary flaunt thishot piece of eye-candy around like that stung,so maybe it’d hurt her too. What Maia said was true, Clary had brokenSimon’s heart. She had been his childhood sweetheart, his high schoolgirlfriend. And then he had walked in on Clary kissing someone elseduring a party. For the rest of their senior year, Simon avoided her– and after graduation, their lives took different directionsanyway. Simon hadn’t seen her since then. He often thought of her,because she used to be his best friend, but to actually see her? Andwith a guy who looked like he had just stepped out of an add.

“No.I… I don’t want to be petty”, replied Simon reluctantly and shookhis head.

Maiachuckled a little, smiling at him knowingly. The two had met atcollege – Simon studying to become an accountant, Maia studyingmarine biology. They had hit it off immediately and become goodfriends. Best friends, really. Tonight, Maia had had plans of goingon a date with her boyfriend Bat, but Bat had to cancel on shortnotice and to not waste the reservation, Simon had offered to takeher out. Considering how hard she was working and studying, shedeserved today to dress up.

“Excuseme, but would you mind if those two sit with you?”

Simonblinked repeatedly. Really? Sure, Maia and Simon alone didn’t needfour seats, but of all the restaurants in New York City and all thetables in said restaurants in New York City, why did Clary and herunfairly handsome new boyfriend have to come and be seated with them?And why did Simon’s stupid head just nod in agreement without hisbrain giving any input to the matter!

“Simon?”,asked Clary surprised as she looked at his face.

“Clary”,replied Simon, staring at her like a deer at the hunter.

“Maia”,added Maia with a charming smile, offering the blonde her hand.

“Jace”,replied the blonde, shaking Maia’s hand. “Nice to meet you.”

Urghand the unfairly handsome blonde also had an unfairly sexy Britishaccent. This was unfair. Jace sat down next to Simon, while Clary satdown next to Maia. Suddenly, Simon regretted being such a good friendand taking Maia out to dinner. He should have stayed home and playedvideo-games until his roommate Raphael was going to throw shoes athim again (Raphael tended to do that whenever Simon stayed too loudtoo long in their living room, especially on nights where Raphael hada coffee date with his girlfriend Izzy in the morning. Generallyspeaking, Simon liked Izzy infinitelymore than her boyfriend). At first, they sat in awkward silence. Thenit got awkward when they attempted to talk to each other, but everyconversation came to a halt whenever they stumbled over therelationship between Simon and Clary.

“Igotta take this”, stated Maia when her phone rang.

Shortlyafter she left the restaurant to talk in peace, Jace headed to thetoilet. Clary and Simon stared awkwardly at each other. In a way, ithad been easier withJace and Maia there.

“So…you upgraded nicely”, stated Simon, looking at Jace’s empty seat.

“What?Oh. Me and Jace? No!”, laughed Clary and shook her head. “No!That’s… No. Jace is… like a brother to me. He’s Sebastian’sfoster-brother. They stayed with the same foster-father for the firstten years of his life, but then they got separated. Jace recentlyfound his birth-family, his grandmother, and she helped him reach outto his former foster-brother.”

“Oh”,nodded Simon surprised. “I… I’m glad for Sebastian.”

Sebastianwas Clary’s older brother, who had been lost in a fire. Not deadlost, but misplaced lost. Unidentified, he had ended up in the systemand only as a teenager, he had managed to track down his birth-family– Clary and her mother. He had always been very closed off abouthis life in the system. His first foster-father had been abusive andthere had been another boy, someone to share Sebastian’s pain. Sothat gorgeous blonde was this boy from Sebastian’s past… Huh.

“Youhowever definitely upgraded”, stated Clary with a sad smile. “I…hope so, at least. I hope she treats you better… I… I neverreally had the chance to apologize, Simon. I was drunk, not that thatis in any way or shape an excuse. But… you were my best friend andI hate myself for hurting you. I just… I hope you’re happy now,Simon. Because you deserve to be happy.”

“Maia’sjust a friend. I jumped in when her boyfriend had to cancel”,replied Simon and shook his head. “I’m… single. But, I guess, I’mhappy. Maia works at a bar and she lets me sing there regularly. I’ma solo gig by now, you know? The band didn’t survive high school.”

“Huh”,nodded Clary, biting her lips.

“Aband? What instrument do you play?”, asked Jace curiously as he satdown.

Blinking,Simon turned toward the curious blonde. “Uhm. The guitar. And Ising.”

“What’sthat bar’s name? So Clary and I can come and listen to you”, askedJace, lifting a hand up when Clary went ahead to protest. “Youbloody don’t, Fray. Ever since I met you people I had to listen tostories about the great Simon Lewis and what a pity it is that thatfriendship of yours didn’t last – Luke and Jocelyn really miss you.So see this as fate intervening. Your chance to rekindle thatfriendship of yours, right. So, Simon Lewis, when and where can wesee you?”

“Thebar is called the Hunter’s Moon”, stated Maia as she sat downagain, also lifting a hand when Simon opened his mouth. “Potentialcustomers for my bar.Also, I’ve been listening to youand your regrets about this mess ever since I met you. So I agreewith British Ken over there.”

Jacehuffed with a grin and cocked his head. From there on out, dinnertook a far lighter turn. They started talking about what they hadbeen up to ever since graduation and by the time they parted, Simonspotted a genuine smile. Hearing Clary apologize, genuinely so, hadreally helped him.

/break\

Over the following weeks, Clary andJace became regulars at the Hunter’s Moon, especially when Simon wasperforming. Simon and Clary started talking again, regularly. Theyhad a couple of conversations about their relationship and somehow,the pain finally eased off.

Finally, Simon seemed to have his bestfriend back. And with Clary, also her family. Growing up, theGarroway-Fray household had been a second home. He had missedJocelyn, Luke and even Sebastian, though he had always been kind of ajerk to Simon.

“Hey. Tonight without Clary, huh?”,asked Simon as he sat down at the bar, next to Jace.

“Yeah, she got dragged to some…girls-night with my sister Izzy”, replied Jace.

“Funny. I have a friend whose name isalso Izzy. Isabelle Lightwood”, grinned Simon.

“Yeah, that’s the one”, noddedJace, one eyebrow raised in amusement. “The Lightwoods were mysecond foster-home. Last one before my grandmother found me.”

“Oh”, grunted Simon. “Wow. Huh. Iguess New York is small after all.”

“Wait”, started Jace with a frown.“If you’re not just Clary’s Simon but also Izzy’s Simon, then thatmeans you’re the guy she’s been trying to set me up on a blind-datefor months.”

“She what now?”, squeaked Simonwide-eyed.

“Uhu. Kept telling me about how herboyfriend got this cute nerdy roommate. I thought she was taking thepiss out of me, you know. Trying to use me so she can have more alonetime with Raphael at his place”, replied Jace with a shrug beforedragging his eyes over Simon veryslowly. “So, you fancy guys too then? My sister wouldn’t trysetting me up with a straight bloke.”

“I,uh. Bisexual?”, nodded Simon, wincing at his lack of eloquence.

Saidlack of eloquence got him an amused and beautiful smirk from Jace.Honestly, that blonde really was unfairly sexy. He had heterochromia,as Simon noticed the third time they met – he normally didn’t makea habit of getting that up close and then getting lost in astranger’s eyes when first meeting them. Then there were his pink,plush lips and those golden-blonde hair, falling freely into hisface. Seriously, Izzy could have really tried harder! …Wait. Hiseyes widened.

“No.Wait. I remember. She asked me to go on a blind-date with herbrother. But I always told her no, because I thought she was talkingabout Alec, whom I hadmet before and who definitelyscares the crap out of me”, grunted Simon, eyebrows raised high.

Jacelaughed loudly and it was a beautiful sound. “Nah, Alec got aboyfriend.”

“And…uh… do you…?”, drawled Simon boldly, looking at Jace.

Thatgot the blonde to stop laughing, but there was a small, pleased smileon Jace’s lips. “Not currently. I’m single. No boyfriend, nogirlfriend, no partner. But there’s this… guy, that I’m interestedin. He’s a bit of a cute nerd. Got a great singing voice too.”

“Oh,yeah?”, asked Simon with a grin, scooting a little closer. “Andcan he play the guitar too? Because I can tell you, I’d totallyserenade you if he can’t.”

It gothim another laugh from Jace. “Izzy was right, you really area dork.”

“Andthat’s… a good or a bad thing?”, asked Simon curiously.

“It’sa cute thing. So good, I suppose”, shrugged Jace thoughtfully,tilting his head.

“Uhm.So… can I ask youout on a date? Or would that be weird because of Clary? Since, youknow, we barely rekindled our friendship and you’re like… a brotherto her and her kind of brother going on a date with her ex-boyfriendsounds kind of cringe-worthy”, asked Simon concerned.

“Oh,Clary has no problem with that”, dismissed Jace with a shrug.

“Yousound sure of yourself”, grunted Simon doubtfully.

“Yeah,I asked her if it’d be alright for me to take you on a date weeksago”, replied Jace.

“Interesting.And… why didn’t you ask meearlier then?”, asked Simon with a half-grin.

“Didn’tknow if you were really interested”, shrugged Jace, cheeks a littlepink.

“Aw.That’s cute”, grinned Simon. “So you’re not that cocky afterall.”

“Shutup, nerd”, warned Jace, narrowing his eyes.

“Makeme, pretty boy”, challenged Simon, just to be kissed hungrily.

Read this here on FFNet & here on AO3

[asoulofatlantis]

Duvalie, is another wonderful example of how strong the woman and girls in this game are. It breaks her heart to “betray” her friends and master, who are also her family and yet she does it. Not because of her mayor crush on Rean, but because she knows what her master is doing is wrong and while our military-man have their Erebonia-Pride as an excuse to do stupid stuff, Duvalie here has only one thing she needs to listen to and that is her sense of justice and that same sense tells her fighting on the bad guys side is simply wrong. Breaking away from them is so hard for her and yet, for that reason, she still does it. An amazing woman.

Well yeah, that is what games like these do when a traitor does something that seems irredeemable. Explain it with some sort of brainwashing and still make sure that when they do shit they also manage to do something sorta “good” while at it, to make it look less bad what they did. I personally will NEVER forgive George for what he did. Fuck all the stuff he has done in between, but blowing up the Courageous, even if he gave them a slight chance to survive, is something I can not and will not forgive. Not ever. Olivert could have been dead. That is nothing I forgive easily. Plus, while people like Crow, Duvalie, Claire and even Shirley have some personality-traits that make them more likebel and thus harder to hate... I never liked George in the first place ^^’

Yeah... right... because his connections to the old class 7 are just too weak to set him free... uhu... jupp... he actually only loves the new kids... yes... that must be the case, because otherwise this decision must make no sense whatsoever... OH! WAIT! That decision doesn’t make any sense whatsoever... *grummel grummel grummel*

Yes... absolutely... and the reason for this is... well... uhm... you know... something that... probably doesn’t even make sense... but... you know... its... uh... OH WAIT! There is no reason for this decision. Now I got it. *grummel grummel grummel*

I think I cried even more than last time *sniff* I am so glad to have him back!

Damn Altina I feel you. So so much. Welcome home Rean ♥

Oh come on! Don’t be like that! Your future son in law invited his friends, that shouldn’t be a problem, right? XD (Couldn’t help it.)

Did you hear that? You still just come second! *sticks out tongue* Bääh!

And I have finally saved my dark prince. I even took an azure Traitor and a a swift knight with me XD

And apparently I’ve been very good at doing what I was doing XD

Amen.

Now thats the spirit!

And thus... Act two finally begins!

[katelides]

What about one shot of bechloe friends with benefits

A new prompt asked bygvrmari: What about one shot of bechloe friends with benefits

I have never writtensomething like this nor have I any experience with it so please bare with me ifit sucks :/

Also I’m someone whowants a happy ending for her characters… most of the time haha so sorry for theending you probably did not want (insert awkward smile)

One Shot 17

*Flashback*

Chloe is standing outside Beca’s dorm mentally preparingherself to knock on the door. Ever since she met Beca she knew she wantedsomething more with the grumpy brunette. That’s why she was going to do it, shewas going to ask her out on a date. She brings her arm out to knock but a voicebehind her startles her.

“Hey Chlo what are you doing here?”  The redhead turns around and is now face toface with Beca. “Did I miss a rehearsal? Shit Posen’s gonna kill me.” Becastarts pacing in the very short space between the walls. “Whoa relax you didn’tmiss a rehearsal.” Chloe stops the brunette by grabbing her by the shoulders.

“I’m here for you.” She says carefully. “Oh… ok, Kimmy Jinis out for the weekend. She has some kind of Asian bonding thing?” Beca opensthe door and lets Chloe in first. “So what do you need me for?” Chloe nervouslystarts playing with the ring on her thumb. Beca raises her brow when she seesthat the redhead hasn’t moved.

“Is something bothering you?” Beca isn’t one to get close topeople or ask slightly more personal questions but the looks on Chloe’s facemade her re-think that for a moment. “No-yes-maybe… I want your opinion aboutsomething.” Beca pats the bed for Chloe to sit down in attempt to make her morecomfortable. “Sure, what’s up?”

Chloe makes her way to the bed and sits down slowly. “Do youremember the pledge we took?” Beca furrows her brow. How could she forget, itwas the most ridiculous thing she had to do like ever. “Uh yeah, why?” Chloekeeps staring at her hands which kind of scares Beca. “You also remember thatif we ever had intercourse with a treble out vocal chords would be ripped outby wolves.”

Beca swallows loudly, where was the redhead going with this?“The rule never said anything about a Bella.” Chloe stops fumbling the ringaround her thumb still too scared to look up. “W-what are you suggesting?” Becatakes in a shaky breath, this could go any direction. “I was thinking maybe wecould… you know see where things go?”

Bceca’s breath hitches in the back of her throat. Chloefinally dared to look up and the fear in her eyes is very evident. “So uhm… youwant us to be…” Chloe mutters a quick uhu before Beca can finish her sentencewhich she might have wanted to do considering what followed. “… friends withbenefits?” Beca’s mouth goes dry, she needs a moment to process what justhappened.

Chloe on the other hand is freaking out. How could she everlook Beca in the eyes after this? the brunette would hate her… What if she saidyes? It could turn into something great but it could also ruin their friendshipforever. If Beca did say yes she would defiantly get something good out of it,right?

“Chloe? CHLOE?” The redhead shakes out of her bubble. “Didyou hear what I said?” Chloe slowly shakes her head. “I said ok, but only ONLYif it doesn’t make things weird between us and if one of us has feelings forsomeone else we respect that.”

Chloe knows she should come clean about everything butsomething inside her stops her from doing so. This might be her only chance toactually be with Beca, so why pass up this opportunity? “Of course.” Chloeflashes her brightest smile at the brunette. “Uhm how do we do this?” Beca asksnervously. “We take things as slow as you need.” Chloe scoots over slowly. Becadoesn’t flinch away, instead she leans forward ghosting her lips over theredhead’s.

“Is this slow enough?” Beca asks in whispered. Chloe justhums looking down at the brunette’s lips and then looking back at her eyes.Beca’s signature smirk forms on her face before closing the gap between them.Her hands travel up to cup Chloe’s cheeks and lets her fingers tangle the softred hair. She softly licks the redhead’s bottom lip, instantly granted access.

Neither knows when or how it happened but Chloe is now ontop of Beca straddling her waist. She breaks the kiss looking Beca in the eyesmaking sure that what they’re doing is ok. The brunette reacts to this as goodas she can since she’s horrible with words by pulling her back downreconnecting their lips. Her hands go down and stop right before Chloe’s ass.

Chloe trails slow kisses down to Beca’s neck eliciting asoft gasp when she finds her pulse point, while unbuttoning the plaid shirt thebrunette is wearing. When the last button pops Beca sits up taking Chloe withher, trying to shrug of the shirt and then help Chloe out of hers by pulling itover her head. The two girls take a moment to appreciate the other’s half nakedupper body.

Beca is the first to break and leans forward nipping atChloe’s neck. The redhead throws her head back a moan rolling over her lips.Beca grins at the beautiful sound and it urges her to trail a path of openkisses down to Chloe’s covered breasts. She lets her tongue slide next to the seamof the bra way to slow for Chloe’s liking.

Chloe unwraps her arms from Beca’s neck and brings thembehind her to unclasp her bra. She removes the piece of clothing. Beca’s mouthgoes dry but quickly snaps out of it and takes Chloe’s nipple between her lipsgently sucking at it. The soft gasps and moans turn Beca on even more so itdoesn’t come as a surprise to her when she flips them over but Chloe did notsee it coming.

Chloe manages to take of Beca’s bra while the brunette wasstraddling her hips. She cups the brunett’s breasts and pinches her nipples.Trying to stifles her own moans Beca reconnects their lips continuing theirheaving making out session.

Within the next 20 minutes they discard Beca’s jeans andChloe’s skirt leaving the only in their panties. Both of them are flushed andbreathing heavily, Beca still towering on top of Chloe. she takes a moment tocatch her breath and pushes herself up looking at Chloe. “There’s turning backfrom this.” Beca breaths out with a soft smile. Chloe nods with a bright smileof her own. “I know.” The brunette slides down between the redhead’s thighshovering over her core. She looks up while hooking her thumbs in the sides ofthe blue panties slowly pulling them down.

Beca pulls them off all the way leaving the redheadcompletely exposed. She doesn’t want to tease her so she lets her tongue gothrough her already wet folds. Chloe squirms with every touch almost screamingout when Beca slides in a finger with ease.

Beca grins at the sound so she decides to speed up hermotions, thrusting in a second finger feeling Chloe almost tumbling of theedge. Flicking her tongue over the overly sensitive clit Beca feels Chloe’swalls clench around her fingers so she gently bites down on it. This takesChloe right over the edge and with a high pitched scream she comes undone. Becakeeps moving her fingers in and out helping the redhead ride out her high.

The brunette pulls herself up. Chloe wraps her arms aroundher trying to catch her breath from the most amazing orgasm she ever had. Becatenses slightly but quickly relaxes and holds the redhead tight. Chloe tries tomove but her limbs feel like jelly and a long yawn escapes her. Beca shushesher whispering ‘it’s ok’ and placing a soft kiss on her forehead before pullingthe cover over their bodies.

Soon sleep takes over while Beca lays there watching Chloesleep. This was not exactly the relationship she wanted with her but whatreally mattered to her was seeing the redhead happy. Seeing the peaceful smileon her face made her heart flutter. Yeah this could work out, right?

-,-,-,-,-

*6 months later*

Beca and Chloe fall back on Chloe’s bed heavily panting.They forgot how amazing their sex was. They stopped for a month because Becawas pissed at the redhead for not sticking up for her after the semi finals.Chloe had tried to talk to her but every attempt got her nowhere.

When she sent her the text about them being in the competitionagain she expected Beca to ignore it. When Beca did show up it took all ofChloe’s willpower not to runs up to her and kiss her senseless. When Beca wasstarting to walk out Chloe almost had a breakdown and she had felt so relievedwhen Aubrey stopped her just in time.The heart to heart they did really helpedthem all become closer to one another.

And the pool mash-up made her feel things she should havebeen feeling at all. When they made eye contact while singing the songs it feltlike they were the only two girls there. The second song choice did catch herof guard and it still bothers her, does it mean something?

Chloe gets pulled out of her thoughts when she feels Becaget up from the bed looking for her clothes. “Where are you going?” Beca turnsaround pulling up her panties and trying to pull up her jeans. “Well uhm Aubreymight come home soon so I thought I’d leave before she finds us.” Chloe shrugs.“She’s out with Stacie, she won’t be coming home tonight.” A strangled laughcame from the brunette.

Something felt off and Chloe wanted to know what is was soshe sits up covering herself with the cover. “Is everything alright?” The longsigh she gets as an answer tells her exactly what she needed to know. “Do youremember our deal? When we started this?” Chloe feels like she had just beenkicked in the guts. “Y-yeah?”

“This last month put things into perspective for me and I realizedI have feeling for someone. I want to figure out a way how to tell her.” Chloeslowly nods her head. “Oh ok, so today was our last day of fun huh?” She triedto sound normal or at least she thought she did. “Maybe it is best that you go.A deal is a deal.”

“Will you at least let me explain?” Chloe lays down and turnsher face to the wall. “You should go, you don’t want to let your date waiting.”Beca is extremely confused. She gathers the rest of her clothes . Beforeleaving she turns around looking one last time at the silently crying into herpillow.

“Now or never…” Beca mutters under her breath before walkingback  to the bed laying down next to theredhead wrapping arm around her. “You’re the one I fell for, I don’t know howto keep this up while my feeling for you become stronger. This last month mademe realize it. I love you too much and I don’t want to lose you.” When shedoesn’t get any reaction she gets up takes her bag.

“I love you too.” Beca turns around and looks at Chloe withwide eyes. “What?” The brunette thinks she misheard the redhead. Chloe gets upfrom the bed leaving the cover behind. “When I came to you that day I wanted toask you out on a date not to be friends with benefits but when you said yes I wastoo scared to take it back.” Beca smiles at the redhead trying not to look ather fully naked form.

“What if I would ask you now? Would you say yes to going ona date with me?” Beca nods. “I would love to go on a date with you but thatwould kind of ruin my plan of asking youout.” Chloe chuckles. “Let’s compromise, you say yes now and I’ll let you planour date.” Beca smiles. “Yes…”

“Yes?” Beca leans forward and kisses Chloe gently. “Untilthen lets lay down, I remember you loving post sex cuddling.” Chloe doesn’twaste time and pulls Beca to the bed letting her wrap her arms around her. “Youmake me feel safe Mitchell.”

“Good because I want to keep doing that until the day I die.”

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Ok so this sucked… I’mreally sorry!!!