#uhhhhhhhhhh mark is mark.

[goldrogerstits]

what if the assassin you sent to guard your brother from the rest of your employees fell in love with him instead 🤔

[vinegar-on-main]

Mark is like I love my wife and then remembers their wife is dead and buried in a different world entirely

Mark: I love my wife!

The Horrors:

Mark: Cries

[felicitea-va]

silly little voice practice :)

[boxowo]

oh my fucking GOD WHY is it so fucking HOT RN?????????

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Yo, people, it genuinely didn't occur to me that people wouldn't know what Bliztø, Fizz, and Barbie's forehead marks are.

Guys, they're imps. In hell. They have a mark on their forehead that won't come off (to the point that not even scar tissue or make-up will cover it, Fizz hides his with a hat and Barbie puts tape on her's)

It's the mark of the beast. You know, the mark that indicates that you are one of Satan's chosen?

It's literally a goat skull with horns. Which is how Satan is depicted in this canon (yeah, Lucy and Satan are different people in this lore)

Anyway, that's super interesting to me cause Helluva Boss focuses a lot on classism and the class hierarchy of hell and uhhhhhhhhhh... This very much flips the script for Blitzø and Fizz in that regard.

"And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads"

As you read above, the mark of the beast doesn't give a fuck about class systems. It's just kinda permanently branded onto you, either on your right hand or your forehead. So, even though Bliztø isn't a blue blood, he has no fame or fortune, he was born at the bottom of the social hierarchy, ect, he's still capable of being important/doing important things.

For example:

"And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name."

Yeah, so, basically Bliztø, Barbie and Fizz have an immense amount of power as they are the only ones capable of doing any kind of business, at all, at the end of the world. Aka, the antichrist is born? Well, guess what. The entire economy of hell falls and suddenly a handful of imps are the ones in control of EVERYTHING.

I just think this is neat because it balances the power dynamics with Stolas and Lust.

[hey-august]

Can I get an uhhhhhhhhhh a soft slightly subby "Can I touch you" from Buggy to the reader? I am in need of smth cute but also vile (if you catch my drift)

Dearest anon, I adore this prompt but might have overthought it 🙃 If I missed the mark or you have more ideas in your head, plsss throw another ask at me ❤️

Warnings: NSFW, MDNI, buggy x GN!reader, gettin' a little too touchy in public (it works out) Word count: ~600

a candle illuminates the dinner table for two. the restaurant is dim, as is the chatter from surrounding tables. buggy’s foot taps against yours. little nudges from the pirate across the table. easily ignorable. until his foot trails up your leg, dragging your attention along with it.

a stern look stops the advancement. buggy retreats, shifting back in his seat with a morose expression.

“you can have dessert after dinner, okay?” you remind the clingy clown.

his spirits lift at the prospect of a sweet treat. after a moment, he leans forward and reaches out. the gesture interrupts your story.  you look at him suspiciously, wondering if the spark in his eyes is from the candle or something else. his fingers wiggle, wanting contact with you.

“c’mon, you’re so far away and i wanna touch you. please? can i?”

he’s whining, but you can’t turn buggy down. he even dressed up for the dinner date. you slip your fingers between his and squeeze.

buggy waits until you take a sip of wine before continuing to follow through with his request. you cough into the glass when something squeezes your thigh under the table. your narrowing eyes are met with a smirk. he holds your hand tighter as his other appendage teasingly dances across your lap. your wine sloshes as you set it down. 

“cut it out!” your harsh whisper cuts through the hot fuzzy feeling in your head.

buggy’s hand works its way in between your legs until it can nest against your body and create just enough sensation to fluster you. the small movements feel stronger than they are. you’re growing self-conscious. worrying that the others can tell what’s going on underneath your table. that they can hear your breathing change. 

“buggy" you hiss a desperate warning before reaching down to detach the visitor.

“excuse me, is everything alright?” a waiter interrupts. heat overtakes your body, yet you freeze in place. 

you stare at your partially eaten dinner, afraid to look at anyone with the flushed face you’re wearing. buggy’s hand gets bolder, moving against you more. clenching your jaw or biting your lip won’t stifle the sounds he’s trying to coax out. you place your free hand against your mouth and lean your elbow against the table.

buggy waits until he sees your pleading eyes, asking him to do something. or stop doing something. he opts for the first.

“we’re good! too much wine, a bit of a headache, you know how the show goes…” buggy turns on the charm, pulling the spotlight towards himself.

his fingers stroke across you slowly as he continues with his performance - talking about local ingredients, complimenting the chef, discussing the spirit selection. you can hardly follow the discussion, choosing to poke around the food on your plate instead.

unfortunately, buggy can read your body as easily as a marquee. your attention is holding on by a thread, one that he severs with a well-timed trick of his hand. electricity shoots through your body causing you to drop your fork and lean into the table.

“m’sorry. i d-don’t feel good. -’d like to go back to the ship.” you speak quickly, trying to hide your shakiness.

the waiter finally catches a glimpse of your flushed face. between your heavy breathing and odd behavior, he hurries to get you both out of the establishment.

“i hope you feel better soon and return another time” the waiter bids you both farewell before leaving your table behind, not wanting to catch whatever illness you must have.

buggy finally retrieves his rogue appendage and helps you out of your seat.

“i think i still have room for dessert,” he quips, that spark still glinting in his eyes.

(prompt list)

[wallterwall]

I was playing ping-pong bms, and the ball was concrete, but UHHHHHHHHHH

...I might have hit Mark and made a dent in him😶

Help

Well, what am I to do with that information? Help him? Like he tried to "help" me?

[teddybeartoji]

idk if mickeyshoko is really a thing but i can definitely tell you that's it's a proper ????? relationship. like yeah we're friends. friends who sit on each others laps. and rest their hands on each others thighs and waist. and drink coffee every morning together. we're friends who literally go to the bathroom together bc there simply are no Lines. none at all. i'm taking a piss while she's fixing her lipstick and it's just so normal. and so what if we've shared a couple of kisses here and there? one was a dare and one was just to tease satoru? that's literally what friends do???

if either one of us needs to get past the other in a tight spot, hands on the waist and ass against hips is a usual thing. we're just close okay. quite literally. just a couple of besties.

so what if she stumbles into the kitchen clad only in a pair of panties and my shirt. her own shirt was just so far away so ofc she grabbed the closest one. the hickeys on her thighs? uhhhhhhhhhh bug bites. the lipstick marks on my neck? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh even weirder bug bites. it's a real problem. she's gonna call the pest control soon don't worry about it. why is she melting into me as i'm making our coffees? look she's just comforting abt the bug bites okay i need her help. she's a doctor afterall. she's gonna take care of me.

like a friend<3

[meyerlansky]

🤩😬🤲

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

already answered, but i will say i'm having A LOT of fun with aiden and his fucked up perspective/morality in some lambden wips that i unfortunately have not touched in a while but WILL get done EVENTUALLY

😬 Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?

UHHHHHHHHHH, is "all of them" an acceptable answer? because every single one would mortify me. but uh. on reflection. i think the a/b/o of [fictionalized versions of] actual historical figures would probably be THE most horrifying.

🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

............okay just for you here is a little more pacrim au, still the same mess hall scene as most of the other snippets i've posted.

"Lansky, listen. You know they're not gonna let Delta sit in dock for long. Faster Siegel heals, faster things go back to normal, faster I'm outta your hair. But if it's not me, it's gonna be some other sucker."  There’s nothing on Lansky’s face. “What, exactly, makes you think I’d accept any alternate pilot?” he says, so blank Charlie can’t even be insulted. And he knows, just from the fight, just from talking to the guy, that there’s nothing on the planet that would make Lansky do something he didn’t want to do. But he also knows—”Then they’ll have someone else pilot her,” he says, and watches the edges of Lansky’s expression harden. “The Admiralty isn’t gonna leave a Mark IV sitting around.” Lansky’s mouth twitches down, just at the corner. Got him.

send me an emoji (or three) from this list!

[t4tdanvis]

Dante eventually realizes it’s not that Zenix wants to hurt him it’s just the act that he likes the idea of.

The point of biting him isn’t to cause him pain, just to see him bleed and leave a mark.

one day gene is like "*points at a very suspiciously bite-shaped scab* uh. what happened there dante" and dante is just like "uhhhhhhhhhh i. uh. i. fell down... the stairs?"

[otterlyotterott]

BONJOUR AS THEY SAY IN HELL

hi im otterly, nb they/them pronouns, this is my pinned post

i made this blog mostly to hoard and create wings of fire content but i'm trying to get good about writing about craft elements in the books and shows that i care about! i have a creative writing degree that qualifies me to talk very pretentiously

oh yeah i WRITE THINGS and use a lot of exclamation marks

i also like mlp and beastars

here is my

Archive of Our Own

FIMfiction

uhhhhhhhhhh what the fuck else do i say

i can be PRETTY VULGAR AND SHAMELESSLY RAUNCHY so if you don't like that

don't perceive me

[paperclipcore]

uhhhhhhhhhh

for ship bingo: fireoiny?

Idk why but for a whole minute I read this a fireafy. But fireoiny is good! A bit odd, but good.

I'm a honestly a bit of a sucker for rivals to lovers so they automatically just kind of work for me. However, as far as them together just by themselves go, I think I prefer them in a poly ship with Pin and Leafy.

Also if you're wondering why I marked "fanon is wrong" it's because I feel like too many people focus on them being/getting together and being super soft, and not them fucking hating each other and hating they wanna fuck each other.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Huh.....

3 of the 'big four' Flash writers are writing Flash characters rn. I just realized that.

Geoff Johns is writing Stargirl and he invented this Judy Garrick character for the series.

Joshua Williamson has creative control over Barry. (he had to approve Adams using him) For what series we don't know yet. Something post Dark Crisis that hasn't been announced I guess.

And Jeremy Adams is the current Flash writer. (Yeah he counts now. Two years of writing went fast but by god did he make it count)

So uhhhhhhhhhh Mark Waid whatcha doing bud? Can you write the Flash Family anthology series

[ask-crow-aus]

Right, who is the oldest

uhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhh

hm.

see that depends.

A lot of us come from timelines with different times. For example, Pyro was born in 31XX

…while some of us were born BCE

but the oldest that I know of is Matthew in terms of creation. He marked the start of the ninth generation.

[suckitsurveys]

Do you paint your nails often? What colour are they currently? I don’t do them myself, but my friend Lolly does them for me pretty often. Right now they are pink and gold and LONG af. I need to get them redone soon

Look around the room - can you name 3 yellow objects? Post-its, a Pikachu Funko Pop, towels on the leaking windowsill lol.

On which social platform do you have the most amount of friends or followers? How many is that? I have over 1000 on tumblr lol.

Who was the last person to recommend something to you, and what was it? Some movie or show I’m sure.

^Speaking of which, do you take note of other people's recommendations? Definitely depends.

When was the last time you met or were introduced to someone new? Uhhhhhhhhhh probably someone at work.

What did you think of that person? Clearly they left a wonderful impression if I don’t even remember them lol.

If you have pets, do you share many photos of them on your social media? Sure/

Which social platform do you use the most? And the least? I guess IG the most and FB the least?

Who was the last person you went out for a meal with? What did that person order? I went out with my dad, sister, her husband, and my nieces. the adults got pizza and wings and my older niece got a cheeseburger and my younger niece had popcorn chicken.

When was the last time you bought a new item of clothing? What did it look like? I just bought a black windbreaker, a purple crew neck sweater, a burnt orange t shit, a black tshirt, and these sheer leggings from Torrid

What colour are your favourite pair of shoes? How often do you wear them? Those would be my blue Birkenstock sandals. I wear them basically everyday in the summer.

Who was the last person you hugged? What is that person's favourite food? That would be Mark. His favorite food is crab legs or steak tacos.

What colour was the last butterfly you saw, if you can remember? I saw one yesterday! It was orange.

Do you curse in public, or do you usually try to avoid it? I swear toooo much. I need to tone it down.

What colour is the logo of the supermarket you shop at most often? Orange/Red.

Have you ever used a dating app? Which one(s)? Nope.

What's the biggest book on your bookshelf? Any idea? No clue.

Do you have any alcoholic beverages in your fridge at the moment? Nope.

Do you have plans to spend time with a friend soon? What do you have planned? I’d like to see Lolly soon! We might go see Dumb Money next week.

[writtenxbeginnings]

∞ + 25 ( for uhhhhhhhhhh lexie from mark )

starter based on that song in my playlist - answering for @ruinedbycatastrophe

"I can't keep doing this." Lexie could feel the tears that had dried on her cheeks, long since dried in the dark of their apartment. Their apartment, yet it always felt like it was suffocating the brunette when Mark was gone. The silence was deafening, and the days when he stayed out, god knew where until she had long since went to bed, like today? It was closer and closer to the last straw.

"I think we need to separate ourselves. Tonight. This morning, I don't even know what it is anymore." The words had gotten quiet, barely mumbled as she shoved another shirt into her bag. "It's your apartment, you can stay. I'm sure Meredith will let me crash there tonight."

Song - Black Chandelier by Biffy Clyro