#uhhhhhhhh not really my writing. Hm.

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

wip wednesday!

This time we're doing something a little different! This wip snippet is chapter 3 of 'MY SOULMATE MADE A DATE FOR ME AND OUR BOYFRIEND.. | Empires SMP S2 1.19'! I came on as a coauthor to finish up a partial draft by @blocksruinedme (an amazing person and writer that I'm honored to be able to work with ^v^)

This is part of the rough draft, so it will probably go through some edits ^-^

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Tango knew they would get the hint after all the effort he went through, but he also hoped that it would actually... well, work. In the big feely feelings way.

But he didn’t know if the questions about each other was enough to get them to have a good, deep conversation with each other.

He didn’t know if it was enough to repair their fragile relationship. 

He didn’t know if he was even helping at all. 

But he made it and committed already by telling Jimmy and fWhip that he was making a surprise, which was why they weren’t allowed to watch him work on the project like they normally do. 

He just had to hope that it would all work out.

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[nogenderbee]

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕗𝕝𝕚𝕣𝕥 ₊˚ˑ༄

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ daily anon request: MMJ LEN, N25 LUKA AND VBS KAITO WITH A... UHHHHHHHH💀🤷‍♂️🥺💀🥺🤷‍♂️😼💀😼🤫 flirty reader?? The type of person to like point at something and when they look at that direction, reader like, turns their chin to face them🥺🥺🥺🤧 or maybe the type to lift up their chin?? Or like.. the type to go OVERBOARD and by that, like FULL OVERBOARD the type of person to blast fireworks when asking u out😘 (flirty x flirty is my fav trope)

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DAILY QUSSTIONNNNN😡😡😡😡 not sure if i did this but ur favorite n25 cards?? Idk the names but it would be the new kanades new card😔 ena's i nandesu card, mafuyus white day card and mizukis diner card!!

-daily! Anon

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ HEHSUWD THAT'S SO COOL

ANYWAY QUESTION FIRST

For Kanade itd be card from "Heart in Water" event, for Mafuyu from "Drifting Slumber at Dawn", for Ena it'd be her colorfesta card with her sekai fragment, and for Mizuki it'd be their Phantom Chaser card!! Tho I admit I had small problem picking for Ena and Mafuyu 😔

GOING BACK TO FIC TOPIC I hope you like it!!! 'Cause I certainly had my fun while writing this ^^

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ fluff

MMJ!Len was just on backstage with you while the other idols had their daily practice on the main stage. But you couldn't let it be just a normal hangout... no... you had your mischievous plan ready!

"Hey Len... what's that?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"There."

You pointed at something, tho he only gave it a quick look and went back to you with his gaze, not giving you enough time to make your plan a reality.

"I don't see anything..."

"Just look closer!"

He went back with his gaze to where you were pointing, now trying to take a better look, even squinting his eyes.

"I still can't-"

He began but your hand was already on his cheek and tilting it back to yourself. His mouth was literally making small "o" as you did that. After a while tho, he finally blinked and chuckled, reilizing what was your intention.

"Sneaky~ Don't worry tho, I'll prepare something for you next time!"

"Hehe~ Think you can outwin me?"

"I can try~"

He gave you his determined smirk to show just how serious he is about his goal! Because when he said that, he was already planning how to sweep you off your feet and surprising you at the same time!

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@bleachtheidiot @superstar-ethereal - come get your banana boy!

N25!Luka was simply minding her own business... walking through Empty SEKAI without much destination. Or maybe her destination was her lover? Who knows~

What matters is that once she saw them, she gently smirked to herself as she decided to greet them, maybe even surprise them! But you had the very same goal...

So once she came over and was about to spook you, she was spooked instead! You quickly turned around, wrapping your arms securey around her waist and made her weight rely on your arms a little bit.

"Look who's in my arms yet again~ Couldn't wait any longer?"

She was a little bit surprised but soon let out a gentle scoff, maybe even followed by chuckle your ears simply couldn't catch...

"And you couldn't hold back from wrapping your arms around me immidietly after seeing me~ And who's guilty, hm?"

This time it was you letting out a gentle chuckle as you saw your girlfriend in the right mood! Tho she always is a little of a tease, you guess...

"Maybe we both are? You can't resist me and I can't resist you~?"

"Heh~ Maybe~"

She said with gentle smirked as she stood back up just to cup your face with her gentle hands and place even gentler kiss on the tip of your nose!

"Or maybe it's just you~"

Oh she wouldn't let you win that easily... seems you need to prepare yourself for even more teasing and tough fight to see who really is to blame here!

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@bleachtheidiot @prsk-krow @superstar-ethereal - come get your elegant woman~

VBS!KAITO was just casually sitting on some street with you, as the two of you decided to get some fresh air and just relax!

Poor boy didn't expect anything... he just leaned back against the wall and dozed off as he stared at the sky, lost in his own thoughts, as his right hand caressed your left. It was surely cute seeing him like that but you had to make this hangout a bit more interesting...

So out of nowhere you reached your right hand and held his chin, making him immidietly wake up from his little dreamland and turn to you, who had a smirk on their face right now.

"Is something wrong, love?"

"Your attention is on the wrong thing, that's what's wrong, darling~"

"Haha... I'm sorry... I can explain myself tho."

He pointed up at the sky, even moving himself closer to you to make sure your gaze will be exactly where he'd want it.

"If you tilt your head a bit... doesn't this cloud look like a heart a little bit?"

How could you ever even pretend you're mad at him when he's like that? Well... you can't... but you surely can tease him about what he just said!

"Awh~ Did that remembered you about me so much~?"

"Why of course. There's no hiding our feelings, love~"

He looked back at you with caring smile, his right hand was still softly caressing your felt, untill he brought it to his lips to leave a gentle kiss on it's palm, before returning to just caressing.

"You really can't stop thinking about me, huh~?"

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@bleachtheidiot @hayillaaaaaaa @wabatle @sucodelaranja86 - come get your soft gentleman~

[bunnyboy-juice]

hitting u with the 2-for-1

colors - yellow, ruby, pink?, green, jade

soft asks - 1, 14, 21, 25, 30 !!

hehehehe it was really fun answering these :3c

1) What song makes you feel better?

oh ummmmm hm. if im feeling insecure recently its Pacer by Doechii or IT GIRL by Aliyah's Interlude, if im feeling like Sad and i need to cry but i cant its Into the Ocean by Blue October, if i need full distractions though from my sadness i throw the B52s on (usually my "dont kill my vibe" playlist thats like70s-00s pop & disco & related songs vibes; i really cant pick one song from this playlist or even the B52s bc im such a "put the song on and let whatever happens happen" type of person - OH AND AS I WAS WRITING THIS I REALIZED since its come out ive started listening to Alligator Bites Never Heal (Doechii) in order all the way thru 0 interruptions and that album gives me all the spectrum of emotions and even a good cry sometimes depending on the headspace I'm in

14) Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

BIRTHDAYS (my wife's is coming up in a week, mine's in exactly 1 month :3c)

21) Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

this is so hard. . . . . . tea i think tho b/c i love coffee but its hard for me to finish more than 1 cup a day (and sometimes i cant even do that) but i loooooove tea and can have it More often than coffee (hot take: fruity tea lemonades taste better than Most juices)

25) If your soul was a color, what would it be? 

oh! ive actually been told by a lot of ppl it's orange or yellow (specifically warm yellows like sunshine and sunflowers) and i trust everyone's judgement considering how Consistent its been so (:

30) What do your hobbies look like?

LMAO okay so majority of my hobbies can be described as "arts and crafts" and "very hands on". i love crocheting (im making a baby blanket rn!), i enjoy embroidery (havent made anything major in a while but i think ive got photos if anyone wants to see c:), im not Great at it but i love painting/drawing, im a beginner at machine sewing (ive been handsewing since HS), i like playing with air dry clay a LOT!!! uhhhhhhhh i dunno what other hobbies exist rn but tbh i just love learning to do new things c:

Yellow - every time i see you on my dash you're always so happy and it's so lovely! ( 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 )

Ruby - you are such a gem, you deserve so much better <3 ( 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 )

Pink - biting you biting you biting you biting you licking you biting you biting you (🥺 BITING U BACK 🥺)

Green - wanna go touch grass with me? (yes i love grass, I'll make u a flower & grass crown too)

Jade - honestly you have some of the best takes on this hellsite. (🥺🥺🥺😭 u are so niceys to me)

[luckyedie]

Soooooo I answered some Hancock prompts and did a doodle for @gloomytk.

LOVED writing these. Thanks gloomy! 🫶

How do you feel about glitter?

Why? Wh-….you ‘ain’t got any on ya, right? Tell me you don’t have glitter. Sister, you gotta burn that stuff when you see it, you gotta burn it! It-it-it gets in the skin, listen I’m a ghoul, it’ll stay there forever! I-I’m just gonna stand over here until I know you’re clean. Nuh-nononono! You stay over there, yeah. Just gonna, climb this…in case it gets on the floor.

What do you think of as you fall asleep?

I’m usually worryin’ Shaun is gonna sneak in and put a pillow over my face.

Hah, don't look at me like that! I'm just messin'.

That’s a tough question though…uh. The booze used to help out with that, but since I cut back I just try to think of blue skies, lighthouses. Y’know, peaceful shit.

Do you know the Brotherhood has a giant robot?

Christ, they have a giant robot?! Man I really needed to keep a better eye on those guys. Well that just spoiled my whole day.

What are your thoughts on Deacons pathological lying?

I 'aint tryin' to be rude, but if I was that guy I would wanna pretend to be anyone else.

Hm…I guess I was tryin' to be rude.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Sister, when you've hallucinated as much as I have, you become a really bad case study for paranormal activity.

If you could get a tattoo, what would it be?

I used to have a bunch but they all kinda fell off. If they can get the tattoo to stick I'd get somethin' original this time, like one of the kids' names, or a heart with barbed-wire around it or somethin’.

Why are you laughin’? You like the funny ghoul?

Would you ever quit smoking cigarettes?

I’d only quit if you wanted to kick the habit. Cancer is the least of my worries, but you gotta keep an eye on those free radicals sunshine, and I 'aint referring to me.

Have you ever thought about owning a Time-Share?

What? I don't got a watch.

Do you think Deathclaws are capable of being tamed?

I dunno, ask Baby, she's likes talkin’ to the wildlife. I think she’s gonna grow up vegantarian.

What's the best high you've ever experienced?

Uhhhhhhhh…..

He proceeds to disappear into his own mind for five solid minutes.

What's some of your pet peeves?

Bad catering at an orgy. Next question.

Do you have games on your phone?

Huh? What, like phone sex? Sugar, the phones don’t work anymore, but we can talk dirty over the radio if you wanna.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Is that a book or somethin'? You been to the library? Hey, next time you go can you find out what a time share is?

What would you say to someone going through extreme trauma?

Uh, I'm pretty slow on the uptake with the emotional side of things. I'd usually offer chems I guess, but with a gal though, I'd just hold ‘em and be there, and try not to flap my mouth too much.

How do you feel about the totality of human existence?

People are funny. I like ‘em. There’s a few bad apples, but they stop being a problem after they stop being alive.

Do you consider yourself a monster (as in monstrous personality, not appearance)

Sometimes. Yeah... Sometimes I think I'm a hot commodity. Never got the balance right.

What’s with all the questions? Are we doing the pillow-talk first today?

How do you want people to remember you?

A decent guy who left the world a better place than how he found it.

Chocolate or Peanut Butter?

Chocolate survived the bombs better. Peanut butter went wrong. Dunno what it used to be like but now it’s…eugh… I know you told me it used to taste good but - Let's change the subject, I went out last night and I'm feelin' kinda nauseous as it is.

What makes you feel alive?

Nearly dying is a rush. Dying not so much, I wouldn’t recommend it. Yeah I know I didn’t, technically.

I am tryin’ not to get shot quite so much these days.

No, no no. See, that guy came outta nowhere. That doesn’t count!

What's your favorite smell?

Hm…you smell good in the morning. Maybe not the breath quite so much.

Ow, careful with the bullet wound.

How do I look?

Delightful, as usual. Oh, you want me to elaborate? I like watchin’ ya walk away in that vault getup sunshine, I could eat ya right up.

Will you please drink all of this purified water bottle?

Only if you order me around.

Forest or Beach?

Beach. The forests kinda give me the creeps. I get jumpy.

Will you drive me to the store so I can get some gluten-free ice cream?

Yeah. What flavor? Hey we can eat them on the docks and watch the dead dolphins float. It’ll be romantic.

Does the hat stay on during sex?

Hah! Until it falls off. We could give it a test drive later if you want, see how long I can keep it on my head.

Can I wear it?

Sure.

Well look atcha, cute as a button. You look about ready to instate a political system of some kind. Politicians are supposed to be cute, right? That’s the angle I was going for anyway.

What is your honest opinion of Kent Conolly?

Considerin’ you were one of the few things that got him outta the lounger, I’d say he's got a little crush on you. Don’t blame the guy either

Why have you never started a community garden in Goodneighbor?

Because Codsworth would come and micromanage the hell out of it. I heard about the fiasco in Sanctuary, with the gnomes.

What's your favorite swear?

Ah man I like ‘em all. Hm, blasphemy too….That shit’s got tenure. Goddamn rolls off the tongue quite nice, don't ya think?

I know, I'm so classy.

Can I hold your hand?

Sure, don't pull too hard though, it might fall off.

…Hey, wanna go make out behind that dumpster before the raiders get here?

What does your skin feel like?

Uh… dunno. Just feels lumpy to me, my fingers are all messed up. You tell me, hold up, I'll unbutton my shirt.

Lumpy. See? That’s what I said! Okay and warm. Mm. This is nice.

What's your opinion on Fisto?

Hah! What? Fisto? Is that like a punchin' bot?

Can I leave him here? Thanks.

Ohhh! Frank mentioned this guy! Haha! Put him right next to the drinkin' buddy and we got a party right there.

During really scary and stressful moments in life, what do you remind yourself of to stay strong and keep cool?

Usually when shit goes down, it’s instinctual. I’m in the moment and not really thinkin’ of much at all. After, I’d just walk it off with a cigarette or lock myself in a room with some Jet or something to get the heart-rate down. I guess If I died… it was my time, and that was it.

Since we’re doing the family thing though it’s fuckin’ different. I’ll tell ya that much. Soon as I get home, I go to pieces if I think I put you or the kids in danger. Yeah I do. You think I’d let you see that? See, now I said it, you’re gonna worry about me too, and now it’s a whole thing.

Socks on or off?

Off. Socks on if I wanna make ya laugh, but it’s kinda a mood killer.

Do you pay Ham, or is he just part of The Third Rail?

Haha he just came with the place. Nah, really, I paid him good money. He got extra if there was a lotta blood or some broken glass to deal with, to be honest he probably took home as much as Mags did.

You shoulda seen his apartment in Goodneighbor, he kept it all real neat and tidy, liked to keep stuff perpendicular.

Can you give Edward Deegan my number? I need someone to come fix my plumbing. Thanks, man.

Hah! He has been looking for work lately… what? You don’t trust in my DIY abilities? I can be a porn extra. That guy looks the part but he’s always so serious, he might even fix the pipes and not try to sleep with ya.

Why's the sky blue?

Because…is it sky uh, bacteria? Cloud…particles. Listen sugar, I can think of better and more naked ways to pass the time than tryin' to figure than out right now.

Will you hold me while I cry?

Hey, hey. Was I bein’ a jerk just now? What’s got you upset? No, you don’t gotta say a thing. C’mon let’s go sit down for a sec, over here. I gotcha. Yeah you get nice and comfortable on me. Just like that.

S’all gonna be okay, sunshine. I’ll always be here.

I'm sorry if I pass out on your shoulder; I'm just mentally wrecked…

Stay as long as you need. I live a long time, I mean I might need to go to the bathroom at some point…but - see? That’s the smile I fell in love with.

You go ahead and zone out.

What's your favorite kind of fight?

Gahh this is a tough question.

As a spectator I like the clumsy brawls with guys that don't usually throw hands, y’know? That just tickles me. As a participant though? Who doesn’t love a knife fight?

Let's blow up the Brotherhood balloon together.

Hell yeah! Let's go right now! Shaun has blueprints of the whole place, I got a bag packed and everything.

Fuck…I’m gettin’ all misty. Oh shit, don’t look at me right now, I didn’t expect to get emotional. Been wantin’ to do this for a long time…

Sunrise, or sunset?

Both. They're both romantic as hell, don’t ya think? Hey, wanna hang out on the beach this afternoon? I’ve been starin’ at that view for a while and I could use the company now I got it.

How do you get over your fear of the unknown?

Eh. It’s kinda like people. The unknown is only scary until you get to know it. You didn’t know me once and I ‘ain’t that scary now, am I?

But, other people still think so, right?

Good.

[frozenjokes]

the boatem ghosts epilogue is over 10k words I am filled with such great fear what have I started. Also given that I’m writing it all before I post it bc I have no idea what I’m doing uhhhhhhhh idk where o was going with that here’s a sneak peak.

cw: violence, fighting, not really much blood cub is a ghost and scar is built different. That’s all the context you really need

Also this is unedited

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He grabbed for the firework rockets in his pocket, but Scar was quick, his claws hooking into Cub’s legs. Cub shrieked and kicked out, but his foot found no solid purchase on Scar’s body. In a moment of panic, he dove downward before Scar could drag him out of the air, aiming to drive him against a tree. The thing about running headfirst into trees however, is that you, the guy in front, also get a face full of bark if you’re not careful, which Cub was decidedly not. Cub reeled back, unsure if the screech filling the air was his own or Scar’s. He sat, suspended in a daze, but didn’t get the chance to recover before Scar pounced, dragging him to the ground in a sharp pin.

“I’m not done with you. I have one more question. Go ahead and relax, alright?” Scar breathed, his nails shaking lightly against Cub’s shoulders. Cub huffed, his eyes closing seemingly against his own will. Well, it wasn’t like he could see much anyway face down in the dirt. And resting here, surrounded by such a strong magic presence, well, it was comfortable. If he didn’t think too hard about the claws in his back, he almost felt safe. He hoped this spell wasn’t going to affect his memory.

“Good,” Scar continued when Cub didn’t answer, still breathing heavily, “This magic I’m doing, I know you can track it, but can anyone else? I didn’t see any other… vex.. whatever you are.. around.”

Cub grumbled to himself, struggling to turn his head, which Scar did not make any easier. “We all have ways to track traces of magic of any creature that’s able to use it. When you’re looking for a specific mob, we’ve got machines that can track anything. If someone wanted to find an evoker or a vex, they could. As it stands, it’s pretty obvious something big is here. Though, I don’t think anyone is looking, so you can take your nails out of my back, thank you.”

Scar seemed to take his last comment as a suggestion to do the opposite. Cub winced, the fog on his mind parting slightly. Was this part of the spell? Did Scar have to work to make him comfortable for it to be most effective?

“Right. Well I’m done with you now.” Scar wrenched his claws across Cub’s back, Cub opening his eyes fast enough to see the sneer on Scar’s face. His stomach dropped. He couldn’t die here. What if his spirit couldn’t find its way out? Scar seemed to wait for Cub’s response, cruelty dancing in his expression. Cub didn’t want to give him the satisfaction, but he needed to buy time.

“My question,” Cub pushed back, fighting to push back the reason for his fear from his voice, “I haven’t asked my question.”

“Oops,” Scar raked his claws against his back once more and Cub opened his mouth in a silent scream, “Well, I’m getting tired, so maybe next time, hm?” Scar raised his arm to strike again, but Cub turned, drawing his own claws across Scar’s face, catching the left side. Scar gasped as Cub scrambled out from under him, but apparently the threat of injury was not enough to deter the vex. Either the spell made Cub move slower, or Scar was just quick, but as Scar leapt again, it was becoming increasingly clear Cub wouldn’t be able to run.

Cub turned to face him, just fast enough to catch one arm, but not the other as Scar dragged it down his chest. Scar only grazed his skin, but given the malevolent excitement in his eyes, Cub got the impression that was on purpose. He was being played with. He lashed out clumsily, but Scar stepped back, diving forward at the follow-through and knocking Cub back to the ground. Cub kicked out again, but still couldn’t seem to strike where the other’s scars had made him physical. Cub grimaced as Scar shoved his arms to the ground.

“You’re afraid, now why is that? This isn’t about the question, is it, Cub,” Scar snickered, digging his claws through the old injuries in his arms. Cub winced at the discomfort, struggling to pull his face away from Scar.

“Let me go. I’ll leave, you don’t have to send me back this way. I’ll leave.”

“Yeah?”

“Yes. Believe me I’ll leave. I won’t even come back for a while, if that’s what you want,” Cub squeezed his eyes shut, wincing at his own desperation. He could swallow his pride if that meant he could get out of here in one piece.

“Oh, don’t worry, I believe you,” Scar drew his claws gently across Cub’s neck in a tease. Cub thrashed, but stopped stiffly as Scar tightened his grip. “Are you worried? About getting lost?”

Cub gritted his teeth as Scar pressed down harder. “No.”

“Ah, well that’s good. Personally, I’m feeling optimistic! Watching you bumble around the woods for a couple hours has got me feeling pretty good about this. Good luck!”

“No-” but Scar had already ripped away his throat, sending darkness swirling through his vision.

[daechwitatamic]

When did you become ARMY? and has Tae always been your bias?

AH, hello! You'd like my villain origin story, hm?

I guess I'll use a read more because I'm cursed by the inability to EVER shut up.

So back in 2020-2021 someone that I've been friends with for over 10 years and follow on tumblr became army. She was posting tons and tons of giftsets and vids every day as she began to work her way through the content. I didn't pay much attention at first but as the moths passed I somehow eventually started playing a little game with myself called "Is Jungkook in this/Can you find Jungkook" because that was her bias at the time and I only knew his name.

Somehow this expanded to one or two other members (I wanna say Jimin and Joon?) and it was just my private little game with myself when she would post.

I can tell you the exact moment I actually paid attention - she posted gifs of this moment:

I remember DISTINCTLY sitting up like wait, they're actually good/talented???

We got to the point where Dynamite was out and I'll be honest, I didn't really like it and I still don't. But after this moment I thought okay maybe I'm missing something.

So the summer of 2021 I dm'ed her and said, "Hey, want to rec me some BTS songs? My playlist feels stale."

She sent me Mic Drop (steve's version lol), Fake Love, and Truth Untold and I loved all three (they still remain among my top faves!). I asked for a few more. So on it went until I'd listened to the whole discography lol. Eventually she sent me like a list of their discography and I would watch the lyric video that lights up who's singing so I could 1) know what the lyrics were about and 2) kind of learn their voices. If I liked a song when I listened to the lyric video, I threw it in a giant playlist on Spotify. I ended up with uhhhhhhhh a lot of songs lol.

I also watched Run BTS from episode one all the way through during that summer. I watched Bon Voyage 1, 3, and 4 and watched 2 together with her later in the fall.

We went together to PTD LA (I flew from the east coast lol someone save jo) that December and saw Coldtan :')

The following March I started reading and writing ff and made this account :')

Anyway, was Taehyung my first bias - yes!! The first moment I was like "oh THAT ONE" was she had sent me a compilation of Taehyung saying insane shit with a straight face and I got to "that's the eyeliner" and had to pause to collect myself because him!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I also saw a gif from this moment (hi maggie lol) and I remember being like WAIT HOLLUP WHO IS THAT? ONE OF THE MEMBERS LOOKS LIKE THAT? WHO IS IT? and it was cemented. I alsoooooo remember DISTINCTLY losing my shit the first time I listened to Singularity because HIS VOICE!!!!! HIS VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEPER THAN THE OCEAN IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO DROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway ahem we're all normal here.

However it was MAYBE only two weeks after Taehyung claimed me that I dm'ed her again like, "Why does my brain suddenly love Suga?" and she was like "I was waiting for that" and for the majority of my army time I have really considered myself a double-bias, at times feeling like maybe I was a Yoongi-ult but these days the taehyung chokehold is stronger, I'm afraid. At PTD LA Yoongi came to our corner of the stage in a leather jacket during soundcheck and I'm telling u I ascended I was not on this planet anymore i did not breathe air until he was gone again afjheaiufqiughijg

THEN of course Mr. Kim Namjoon had to absolute wreck my shit in the Indigo era and took over my entire existence SIGH.

So, idk. These days I feel like a Tae-ult with Yoongi wrecker and Joon wrecker-wrecker? But ot7 are soooo special and wonderful and amazing, like truly the universe aligned to take these seven more extraordinary humans and put them together!! Like?! they're so special, i love them a lot fr :')

ANYWAY did you learn to never ask me anything because I will talk until I die?! love you anon have a wonderful fridayyyyyyyy <3

[jadeofblades]

tagged by @honeysucklebuttons hehee! let's do thisss

how many works do you have on ao3?

Fourteen! Two which are anonymous (nothing bad it's just for really self indulgent stuff)

what’s your total ao3 word count?

30,525,,, jesus

how many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

Two, Danganronpa and Club Penguin

what are your top 5 fics by kudos?

My Firefly - 84

Melt Right Into My Hands - 40

Wouldn't Even Think About it - 38

Buggy Baby - 38

apathy - 29

what’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Uff,, I don't tend to do straight angst a lot, perhaps apathy? That one's a more neutral ending I suppose

what’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

A lot of my fics are happy oh Boye, umm maybe A Little Something for You?

do you write crossovers? if so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

Nah, not much of my thing

do you write smut? if so, what kind?

:) I do, giggles. It's pretty vanilla stuff tho I'm not a Freak freak

do you respond to comments, why or why not?

Yes! Or I try to, though sometimes I forget to dkfjhjfkd but I just wanna share my thanks for them,,

have you ever received hate on a fic?

Nope

have you ever had a fic stolen?

I don't think so?

have you ever had a fic translated?

Not to my knowledge no, but I wouldn’t mind it if asked

have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, but that sounds fun!

what’s your all-time favorite ship?

Theeee saigokumota hehehe

what’s a wip that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

Erm,, I dunno I have a Shuichi/Kaito/Gonta request book on ao3 I haven’t gotten to finish yet

what are your writing strengths?

Hm.. I say I'm pretty good at describing emotions and settings.

what are your writing weaknesses?

Actually, trying to write. Most of the time whenever I'm like "hey let's type this out" my brain goes no and then I just, don't. It sucks cuz it's like I know it's a wall I can get over but sometimes I just can't

what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I haven’t written a fic with that before, nor read much fics, but I suppose if it's done respectfully and properly it could fit. Oh and give a translation.

what was the first fandom you wrote for?

Club Penguin,, technically also my first fandom when entering social media

what’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

A Loving Shade of Yellow, popped off with the scenery with that one tbh tbh

tagging uhhhhhhhh @blugnettabutterflies @smth-colourful and whoever else wants to try this!

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #740: Scheduled Cuddle Session (Sonic)

3:59 p.m. at the Rabbits and Chaotix's Residence's Detective Office.......

Vector: (Sits Himself Down on the Wheelie Chair) ('Sigh') Alright. What's the recent status report of our case so far, Espio?

Espio: (Begins Writing Notes on the White Board) Well, according to our recent discoveries and everything else we've learned so far from this case, the jewelry that was stolen other day was.....(Continues Describing Everything that Happened So Far in the Recent Case)

Vector: (Lay his Head on the Palm of his Head While Listening to Espio) (Ah man......I know detective work can be challenging for the most part, but I didn't think the case we got now would be THIS exhausting......('Sigh') Let's just hope I get some R&R after-)

'Phone Vibration'

Vector: (Looks at his Phone Vibrating) Hm? (Picks his Up and Sees the Name of the Person Who's Just Texted Him) (Vanilly?) (Unlocks his Phone and Goes to the Text Message Option, Only to See........)

Vanilla: Vector-Kins~ It's 4pm. Time for your Cuddle Session~ ( ˘ ³˘)♥( ˘ ³˘)♥

Vector: (Eyes Widened at His Phone For a Couple of Seconds) .............. Fucking...FINALLY!!!!!!

Espio: Uhh....Vector?

Vector: (Eyes Widened Once More Before Quickly Turning Back to Espio)

Espio: (Raised an Eyebrow in a bit of a Mix of Confusion and Concern) Are you okay over there?

Vector: Oh. Uhhhhhh.....Yeah! (Chuckles Awkwardly While Blushing) I-I was just Uhhhhhhhh.....(Slowly Holds Up his Phone a Little) Checking.....some stuff on my phone..... A text Vanilla sent message. N-Not to say it has anything to do with case or anything!.... B-But uh-

Espio: Mother sent you a text reminding you of your scheduled Cuddle Session for today, isn't it?

Vector: (Eyes Widened Once Again While Staring at Espio in Complete Disbelief) H-H-How did you-

Espio: I accidentally saw it all written down on your notes the other day while I was looking for anything related to our recent case. You even drew a rectangular box around the words and everything.

Vector: (Sighs in Defeat While Facepalming Himself) You caught me red handed. Sorry, man. I didn't mean get this distract-

Espio: It's fine, Vector. I completely understand how tiring most cases are from time to time. This whole "Cuddle Session" plan is just your way of clearing your mind of stress, yes?

Vector: (Chuckles Lightly While Blushing a Little (And Thinking About Cuddling With his Beautiful, Bunny Girlfriend) ) For the most part, yeah.....

Espio: ('Sigh') Well, if that's case, then it's best that you get going now.

Vector: Wait. What?

Espio: Your Cuddle Session. You need to attend to it right away.

Vector: S-Seriously? You really don't mind me going right now?

Espio: (Smiles Softly) Of course not. I could just call Silver and Blaze to come over here and help work on the case with me. So naturally, you're free to go.

Vector: (Almost at a Loss of Words) Dude....... You're like..... a literal life saver right.

Espio: (Chuckles Lightly) No thanks is needed, Vector. Now get out of here already. Your lady awaits you next door-

Vector: Don't have to tell me twice! (Immediately Rushes out the Door) I'M COMING, HONEY!!!!!~

Espio: (Sighs While Smiling Sheepishly at the Opened Door) It astounds me how neither of those two have propose to one another yet.......

Few Minutes Later at Vanilla and Vector's Bedroom........

Vanilla: (Giggles Softly While Snuggling with Vector Under Their Blanket) Oho, Vector-kins!~ I'm soooo glad we decided to do this~

Vector: (Chuckles Lightly) Tell me about it~ I've never been this stressed free in my entire life!.....(Immediately Starts Blushing Yet Again) You know, besides being with you and the kids of course.

Vanilla: (Smiles Softly While Giving Vector a Loving Hug) I'm so glad you're enjoying this, dear. I know how stressful working on a case can be at times, but you don't need to keep worrying about that anymore. I'm here for you.....(Puts on a Seductive Smirk on her Face) And Momma Vanilla's gonna give you all the loving and care you oh so desperately need~ (Continues Cuddling with her Crocdile Boyfriend While Giving him Loving Kisses All Over his Face)

Vector: (Already Intoxicated by his Girlfriend's Kisses) This is the best Cuddle Session ever~ I love you, Momma Vanilly~

Vanilla: I love you too, Vector-kins~ (Continues Kissing Vector)

Blaze: (Standing Behind the Couple's Room Door with Espio and Silver) So this is their Cuddle Session you mentioned, Espio?

Espio: Seems like it. (Smirks at the Entire Scene) But it looks like Vector is already enjoying himself as we speak.

Silver: This looks fun. We should definitely create a Cuddle Session Schedule of our own one of these days.

Blaze: (Smiles Brightly) That's a great idea, Silver. We should planning that right now.

Espio: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprised) Wait? What!? A-Are you sure you two want to go through with this?

Silver: (Smiles Brightly at Espio) Yeah, man. I don't see why now.

Blaze: Exactly. (Gives Espio a Teasing Smirk on her Face) And besides, there's nothing more relaxing than cuddling with those you love and adore~

Silver: (Puts on a Teasing Smirk of His Own) Especially if it's with the most adorable ninja in the while wide world~

Blaze: Whom we love oh so very much~

Blaze and Silver gives their Chameleon boyfriend a loving kiss on both of his cheeks (Instantly causing him to change into different colors) before walking back to the detective office with a satisfied smile on each of their faces.

Espio: (Sighs Heavily While Reverting Back to his Original Color) Those two really are handful in one......(Smiles Softly) Still. It would be nice to have a Cuddle Session with them every once in a while.

@keyenuta

@cyber-wildcat

@caleb13frede

@26shann

@ma-lemons

@albion-93

@lovekittynoir

@rechicken-and-waffles

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #443

“it’s not a life sentence, but a death dream for you”

When was the last time you were in the hospital? Me personally, uhhh sometime in 2017? Why were you there? I had a cyst removal surgery. Do you like Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips better? Cheez-Its. Have you worn headphones at all today? Yeah, I pretty much always do because YouTube is always open and on a video. When was the last time you had blood drawn? A few months ago or something? I'll be getting some drawn shortly though for genetic testing; due to my mom having some dysfunctional cancer prevention gene, all her children are getting tests to see if we inherited it. The last time you got blood drawn, what was the reason? I want to say I was tested for anemia most recently. What color eyes does/did your father have? Brown. What do you daydream most about? Things I wish I didn't daydream about. What is your relation to the last child you spoke to? They're my niece and nephew. Do you believe the Holocaust happened? No fucking shit? Do you prefer zebra stripes, tiger stripes, or leopard spots? Tiger stripes, ig. When did you last see a dog? At my nephew's b-day party a couple weeks ago. Nicole brought her dog Zeke over. Have you ever been in the mountains when the moon and stars were up? No, but omg I wish!!!!!!!!!! Do you know anyone from Canada? Yep. Has a cat ever licked you? Yeah. Roman especially loves to give kisses. Where would you most like to go in your state, etc. that you haven’t been? The Wizard of Oz park, probs. Are you scared to look at your own organs on x-ray or ultrasound? No, that shit's rad. o: Have you ever walked on a frozen lake/river? No, that sketches me out. I'd be afraid of the ice breaking and me falling in. Have you ever seen a volcano? No. Have you ever met an Alaskan? Met in-person, no. But I do have an online friend who's from Alaska. Or may still live there? Idk. Have you ever mowed the lawn (even a little bit)? No. Have any unpleasant public transit stories to tell? Nah. Do you know any German words? Seeing as I took four semesters of the language in high school, I know a good deal. However, my skill has definitely atrophied with time and lack of application. Do you have a passport? No. Are your teeth straight? I mean, mostly. I had braces for too long, but I didn't wear my retainer, so they've moved back some. Would you mind dating someone significantly shorter than you? Yeah, sure. I've never understood why height is an issue for some people. Can you quote the movie Mean Girls? No. I personally never got the craze. Have you ever swam in the Atlantic Ocean? I have. The Pacific? No. Can you make yourself cry? No. Have you ever held a starfish? Not a live one. What would you do if you found out your ex was pregnant/fathered a child? Faint or vomit. Wail. All three. Are you very close to your siblings? No. :/ Can you do CPR? No. Favorite sport to watch in the summer Olympics? I don't care. Ever flushed a fish? Yes. Ever been paid for sex or a sexual favor? No. I wouldn't agree to that. Last friend you talked to online? Sara. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? No. What is the best ice cream flavor? Vanilla. You have so many topping options. What’s your favorite thing to do outside? Photograph nature, especially wild animals. What would you spend $1,000 on? A big, really pro tattoo. What was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had? Hm. I don't know. Who did you last lay in a bed/couch/recliner with? Mom and I sat together on the couch some time ago. Do you keep a planner? No. What are you craving right now? I've got a seriously random craving for shell pasta with a nice, meaty tomato sauce. Do you want kids anytime soon? DEFINITELY not soon, but also never. Has anyone ever drunk called/texted you? No. Have you ever slept in the same bed with the last person you kissed? Yeah. What’s the best feeling in the world? Knowing you're in love and really feeling it. What’s something you really want right now, be honest. There's a lot of things. Who in your family do you act like the most? I don't know, really. Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you? My mom, 100%. Do you believe that your first true love can be your only love in life? Of course not. Have you ever kissed under water? Yes. Is there that one guy that you’ll always have feelings for no matter what? Suuuure is. Wish it wasn't like that, but I don't see it ever changing, to be real... Are you 100% over the last person you kissed? 100%? No, I can't say I am entirely. Have your parents ever caught you kissing a guy? "Caught me?" How old is this question meant for? Yes, they've seen me kiss a guy before. If you mean like, seriously kiss-kissing, no. Which one of your exes hates you the most? Probably Jason. Are you named after anyone? No. Well, my middle name has been passed down, but "Brittany" wasn't from anybody else in specific. What reminds you the most of your last relationship? The song "The Only Exception" by Paramore. Have you ever rejected someone but they still wouldn’t give up on you? In elementary school, yes. When growing up, did your family always eat at the dinner table together? Usually, yes, at least when growing up. Sometimes we'd use little tables to eat in the living room though while watching TV. What is the greatest source of happiness in your life? My mom, best friend, and pets. What was the last charity/cause you donated to? I'm unsure, actually. Who was the last person you got a handwritten letter from? Sara! :') Did your parents read bedtime stories to you when you were little? Mom did. Have any of your worst fears ever come true? Yes. The greatest fear I've ever had was losing Jason, and that happened. Is anyone in your family divorced? My parents, for one. My older half-sister has also be divorced because her ex is an absolute piece of manipulative horse shit. Has anyone in your family gotten pregnant as a teenager? I think my mom? No, maybe not... Idk. I ain't doing the math. What’s your greatest talent? If you want a serious answer and not something self-depracating, I suppose writing. Would you ever want to get a master’s degree? It'd be cool, but I've never *actually* wanted to pursue that. Have you ever worn revealing clothing in order to get attention? No. Have you ever been falsely accused of being racist? I've never been accused of being racist, because I'm not. To you, is sex just about physical pleasure, or do you see it as an expression of love and commitment? Absolutely the latter. I could never engage in sex without deep emotional commitment. How many times have you been drunk in the past 6 months? Zero. What’s your favorite French food? I have no idea. What’s the most elaborate recipe you know how to cook? Nothing. Which rooms of your house have doors that lead outside? The living room and kitchen. Best purchase you ever made? My snake. :') Is there anybody you think is hot over the age of 40? I haven't seen him a long time, but boy did I have a thing for James Hetfield in high school. There are defs others, but no one else immediately comes to mind. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? No, because I've never tried to. How many Facebooks have you had? Just the one I still use. Have you ever been punched in the face? No. When was the last time you talked to the first person you kissed? The beginning of February, 2017. What is the latest you have ever slept in? Past 5. Do you have to watch yourself in the mirror while you brush your teeth? No. Do you text when you drive? Fuck no. You couldn't pay me to. What movie do you really want to see that’s out? I don't even know what movies are out right now. Did America really put a man on the moon? Eventually, yes. Call me crazy, but I do believe the supposed first one was faked, though, to "beat" Russia in the space race. Do some research and it's pretty shocking. Would you like to date someone a lot purer than you? Idc. Do you turn your phone off at night when you go to sleep? No, but I turn the brightness down for if I wake up in the middle of the night and want to check the time. Have you slept in a bed with the last person you kissed? Yeah. Has anyone ever told you that they loved you, and you didn’t say it back? Yes. Has anyone ever played a prank on you? What happened? I don't believe so. Do you like tattoos and piercings? Helllll yes. :') What are you really into? Animals, art, some weird Korean guy on the Internet... Do your parents like your best friends? Yes. Have you ever taken a nap with a member of the opposite sex? Yeah. Do you have weak upper body strength? Yes. What color was the last cup you drank from? It's just clear glass. How old is your oldest sibling? I actually don't know her exact age. 30-something. What was the last thing you ate that had nuts in it? A Nature Valley cashew bar I had earlier today. How many pieces did the last puzzle you completed have? I have no idea. Who did you last shake hands with? uhhhhhhhh Has anybody asked you out on a date recently? Nah. When was the last time somebody asked you to be their girlfriend? When Girt asked me out a few years ago. Name something you’re picky about: Food. Who did you last ask for help? My mom. Do you like corn? Yeah. If you were offered to smoke some weed right now, would you accept? Right now I honestly probably would, believe it or not. Honestly, who is the last person to tell you that they love you? My mum. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? Yeah. How do you earn money? The only occasions where I ever and very rarely earn money is if someone (non-family, of course) pays me to take pictures for them. Where were you raised? All you need to know is a crappy town in eastern NC. Are your ears gauged? No, but I want the first holes in my earlobes to be, but only with very small gauges. I just can't figure out how to do it myself, at least with the gauges I have. I think I'm missing something. Explain what triggered your last kiss? We were saying goodbye. Could you go a month without talking to your best friend? I mean I could, but it'd seriously fucking suck. Have you ever made out in a park? No, because I don't do that in public. What are you listening to? "Paint You With My Love" by Marilyn Manson. I wasn't big on the album when it came out, but this is one of the songs that's aight to me. Last thing you said out loud? I gave Venus a little wave and said "hey babe" or something like that like I do sometimes when she's slithering around and looks out towards me. Are you sad? Always at least a little bit. I have been kinda down this evening. Where is your dad? I would hope at home. He's probably watching TV, or maybe in bed.

[katierosefun]

4: Tell me about one of your abandoned WIPs. Why did you abandon it?

thanks for the ask, anon!! // from these fic asks

4: Tell me about one of your abandoned WIPs. Why did you abandon it?

okay, so all of the fics still waiting to be updated on my ao3? not abandoned. they're marinating. or quick hiatus because my life = not fun right now lol, but if i'm thinking about fics saved on my doc but i never re-opened...hm, i have one fic that i kinda started working on but gave up. never posted about it here, never told anyone about it, but i abandoned it because i realized "uhhHHHHHH this is getting scary personal".

and like, i'm all for bleeding a little bit of my own life into my writing--but like. there are boundaries, and there are limits, and sometimes i have to be like "am i really ready to write this story?" and if i have to ask that question to myself, then usually the answer is "no". so then i just abandon it. i still keep it around, because who knows! maybe i'll be ready to write that story one day, but right now, it's kind of :/// for me to look at it.

[deeeelightfuldee]

surveys 069.

A

Art: When was the last time you painted something? uhhh not that long ago. couple weeks maybe

Adventure: When was the last time you really felt alive, and what were you doing? I think on my last vacation. It just felt so good to do something on my own without relying on other people for my happiness.

Allergies: What is one thing that you are allergic to? gluten & dairy

Answers: What is one question you would like an answer to? Why was I not worth keeping? like why not do everything possible to keep me? why wasn’t I worth letting go of something you “let go” of..? ill forever be haunted by that.

Age: What has been your favorite age so far? probably like 19-20

B

What month is your birthday? July.

Have you ever played house inside a big box? of course

Are you boisterous? Not usually, unless I’m extremely comfortable.

Have you ever dated a bad boy? yes

Name one thing you like that is blue: The ocean!

C

Cinnamon--yay or nay? Yay.

Chocolate: do you love it? absolutely

Name one favorite type of candy. regular m&m’s or kitkats.

Children: Name one favorite thing to do with kids while babysitting. play with their toys and understand what theyre interested in. Or asking questions -- thats always fun

Carefree: Are you carefree? in some areas of my life yes. I aim to be more and more.

D

When was the last time you danced like no one was watching? every time I shower or get ready, when I do the dishes, when I’m in the car, or if I’m at my house.

Do you daydream? Yes. I daydream a lot.

Dreams: What is one of your dreams? a dream I keep having is that I’m in an airport and Kile meets me there. I didn’t know he was coming but he was searching for me and found me.

What is one thing you are currently dreading? conversations where I have to explain the loss of Kile or my other news in my life.

Name something delicious. the peanut butter cup shake from tropical smoothie

E

Would you ride an elephant if given the opportunity? I’m not sure thats something I agree with.

Do you live life on the edge? No. not at all.

Name something you like to eat: potatoes lol

Do you believe in everlasting life? I do.

Name something that comes easy to you. neuroscience (so far) and psychology

F

Name a fragrance you like. manly cologne like smells and anything tree or rain related

Are you a free spirit? Not necessarily

Are you fickle? Nope

Are you hiding your feelings from someone? i guess because im not openly sharing.

Name one flavor you like. peanut butter

G

Are you gentle? I would say in most cases

Are you generous? I can be. especially if I have money. I love birthdays and I love christmas.

Name something green. algae

Name a famous giant. andre 

Are you a girl? I am.

H

Are you generally a happy person? very much so

Do you honor the holiness of the day? ? what?

Do you believe in Heaven? I do.

Name one thing you are hoping for. going on a boat

Name one thing you hate. the feeling of being abandoned.

I

Imagination: Write the name of one of your imaginary friends from when you. were younger. uhhhhhhhh burrito and figgy lol

Issues: Name one magazine you subscribe to, if there is any. none but I’d love them

Internet: Name one website you visit often. Tumblr.

Itinerary: List one place you would like to visit. switzerland

Interest: Name one thing that interests you. Psychology.

J

Are you joyful? usually very much so

When was the last time you were filled with joy? ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm... hm.

Can you jump high? no. not even a little

Name one girl's name that starts with a J that you like. jolie

Name one boy's name that starts with a J that you like. Jack

--- to be continued

[jam-is-my-food]

writing asks. all of them. ( for 50 uhh just write a paragraph about how hot emmy raver-lampman is in a suit please and thank you </3 )

fUCK YOU NESSIE

THAT’S IT IM DOING IT JUST TO SPITE YOU

this is gonna be long asf click keep reading at risk of death or boredom

1.     Do you listen to music when you write?

not usually, it's distracting

 2.     Are you a pantser or plotter?

naturally pantser but if i wanna actually finish smth i gotta plot it hh

 3.     Computer or pen and paper?

computer i'm not a boOmer /j i so am

 4.     Have you ever been published, or do you want to be published?

bitch i wiSh

actually technically i was published in this anthology thing once? and i think i have a piece in a magazine somewhere on the internet i forget those are cool

but yeah bye getting a novel published is my d r e a m (gotta write a novel first tho lawl)

 5.     How much writing do you get done on an average day?

n o t  m u c h

unless i get one of my bUrsts aka finishing a 2.3K almoons chapter before 8am the other week after procrastinating it for like two months 

but yeah jdsghliuedskj it um depends often none

 6.     Single or multiple POV?

i answered that for kiri so i'll just copy paste it over loll

mmm it depends. usually i do single? but i do do multiple occasionally. i almost never do alternating chapters, though, it’s usually more like part one is narrated by person a, part two person b etc.

 7.     Standalone or series?

baha like i could ever write a series (please, please be jinxing yourself rn refster) aside from that one trilogy when i was 7 but uh yeah atm just standalones but a series would be so cool in future 

 8.     Oldest WIP

the aforementioned trilogy. chronicles of clara. it is incREDIBLE. 10/10. so good. so, so good.

 9.     Current WIP

i haven't actually mentioned it on tumblr yet but hehehe it's called the wordweaver's apprentice it's fantasy and i'm v excited about it :DD that was ooc but :DD

 10.  Do you set yourself deadlines?

(also answered for kiri, copy-pasting over)

hahahahhahahuhdkjashdglauhsdaugediuskjlkehdsgihkdskhgdkjx

i? try?

it does not go well?

but then i never finish my projects?

send help pls im dying

11.  Books and/or authors who influenced you the most

lmao the list is too long

 12.  Describe your perfect writing space

somewhere w/o distractions

 13.  Describe your writing process from idea to polished

hm. idea. that's cool. that's cool. write it down. hype myself up. forget about it within a week.

el em mayo

but like

f r LMAO

okay but fr fr idk i don't usually finish stuff but it'd be idea, brainstorm, plot (sort of), write, agonize, write, finish, throw in the other direction and never touch again bc revision whos she

 14.  How do you deal with self-doubts?

cry and spam my friends

 15.  How do you deal with writer’s block?

i don’t - mm. i don’t tend to get writer’s block? or like - idk what to classify as writer’s block? bc sometimes i get blocked for a certain story, but then i get really into like poetry or sum for a week so it’s fine idk

 16.  How many drafts do you need until you’re satisfied with a project?

o n e as i said i don't - revision is a no

 17.  What writing habits or rituals do you have?

uHhHhhhhh idk???

 18.  If you could collaborate with anyone, who would it be, and what would you write about?

*laughs in gfc*

 19.  How do you keep yourself motivated?

i don't. if you have any ideas please hmu i need it.

 20.  How many WIPs and story ideas do you have?

m a n y.

21.  Who is/are your favourite character(s) to write?

mmmmmmmmm i love cass i haven't written her in too long but i think she's probably my most well-done character to date and i'm so proud of her badkghewiludkjs

 22.  Who is/are your favourite pairing(s) to write?

c y i l l

though possible imeini (ship name needs revision) in future we shall see (from twa) (the aforementioned newish wip)

 23.  Favourite author

there are Many

 24.  Favourite genre to write and read

fantasy maybe? ooh dystopia is fun

 25.  Favourite part of writing

everything about it when i'm motivated hh, my problem is getting more motivation

 26.  Favourite writing program

oh idk huh?

27.  Favourite line/scene

idk?

 28.  Favourite side character

j o o s t

 29.  Favourite villain

i def have one but i forget

 30.  Favourite idea you haven’t started on yet

too many

31.  Least favourite part of writing

motivating myself :/

 32.  Most difficult character to write

mmmm i'm not really in the throes of a wip atm so idk

 33.  Have you ever killed a main character?

yessir

 34.  What was the hardest scene you ever had to write?

drunk will was surprisingly difficult in a fun way. def not the hardest but yeah

 35.  What scene/story are you least looking forward to writing?

god idk

36.  Last sentence you wrote

And then Mei was gone, and in the space that she'd filled, Imani whispered, "I wish I was like you."

 37.  First sentence or your current WIP

It is said that when we came to this stretch of Tatys land, it was empty.

38.  Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had

mm there was one about anthropomorphic chickens battling sentient fruits, the fruits in question also being six-year olds

 39.  Weirdest character concept you’ve ever had

s e e  a b o v e

 40.  Share some backstory for one of your characters

cass's mom used to have a drug problem & she would leave her alone for long stretches of time, she went to rehab and is now sober but it's where cass gets her abandonment issues from

41.  Any advice for new/beginning/young writers?

just write! no one taught me how to do anything, and there's no rules per se, aside from basic grammatical stuff. do what you wanna do, don't worry about others' reactions. this is cliche asf but true.

 42.  How do you feel about love triangles?

mostly gross, but they can be good.

 43.  What do you do if/when characters don’t follow the outline?

adapt. i  g o  w i t h  t h e  f l o w.

 44.  How much research do you do?

not much usually, depends on the genre of story. i do as much as i feel i need to. and ofc i have the random writer search history.

 45.  How much world building do you do?

in the past, not much. twa (once again my new wip) is fantasy, though, so i' m attempting to remedy that.

 46.  Do you reread your own stories?

i do! it's fun to look back at them after a few years and see how much i've improved.

 47.  Best way to procrastinate

random character headcanons/doodle writey spurt thingies

 48.  What’s the most self-insert character/scene you’ve ever written?

bAHA this one scene in the cHrOniCLeS of cLaRa book two when this girl lisa who was 100% self-insert got annoyed at her little sister daisy (sister-insert) for chewing too loudly and then proceeded to use her wAtEr pOwErs to like flood the house. that part was less self-insert.

 49.  Which character would you most want to be friends with, if they were real?

bye that's so hard. c a d m u s & l a u r e n t tho cinnamon rolls are liFE.

 50.  Write a paragraph about how hot emmy raver-lampman is in a suit please and thank you

i don't gotta write my own bitch i have everything i need to plagiarize from right here

"Raver-Lampman’s enthusiasm is contagious. So is her laugh. It comes from deep inside, just like her voice, and it rings out — ricocheting off furniture and walls. Her head is shaved, all except for a distinctive swath of tight curls on the top and left side of her head. She has the tiniest septum ring in her nose, and a tattoo of what looks like a musical note behind her right ear."

- the clearly gay jessica belt

thank you for the ASKS darLING and thank you if you read this idk why or whether you're okay but yup

[moonlightperseus]

Hi! Once you get this, say five things you like about yourself, then send this to ten of your favourite followers- nothing bad will happen if you break the chain, but it's nice to SPREAD POSITIVITY 💌😘

now wait a second, wait a minute, hold on. i already did this >:( what is this trickery. i must say MORE nice things about myself??? cacau how dare you. (jk ily)

uh hm, five more things i like about myself.... this is gonna be a much more simplistic list. uh. 1. im pretty fond of my hair like 50% of the time, i like its natural color, though i like dying it even more. and it can sometimes feel soft. i really like my undercut tbh 2. i can be a decent writer when i actually am able to write things 3. i have a pretty good sense of humor, if i do say so myself 4. im stubborn as fuck and occasionally this benefits me!  5. i uhhhhhhhh. im gay <3 

[raviposting]

Shipping Meme: One Day at a Time

My OTP: Schneider/Penelope. I love the Alvareider friendship, don’t get me wrong, and I’m fine with them not being together but boy oh boy do I love their dynamic! 

My NOTP: Ooh. I don’t have any I think? 

MY OT3: Max/Schneider/Penelope would be soooo delightful and honestly the kids thing with Max and Lupe is the big thing that stops me from shipping them, and I wonder how it would work if Schneider/Max had children together and not Penelope having and raising children when she doesn’t want to. 

A currently canon ship I’m okay with but don’t prefer: So this is actually both adult ships on the show. 

Max & Penelope: I loved Max and Penelope in season 2 - I thought he was good for her, got on with the family well, and overall understands her as a person. But he wants to have kids, while she doesn’t want to. I thought it was really cool how they spoke about this in a mature manner, and then amicably broke up - nobody was the bad guy, they are both wonderful together, but they also have something that’s very important to them that neither was willing to (or should) budge on. And then - although to be fair to the show I didn’t watch past this episode so maybe they talked about it and I just didn’t get there yet!!!! - they just...brought him back in this season with no apparent conversation on the kids issue. Maybe we’re meant to assume Max changed his mind which is totally fine but like..why? When? What caused that shift? Because Penelope definitely has given no indication that she’s changed her mind, and this is a huge thing to just suddenly ignore and it’s not what I would expect ODAAT to do. 

Schneider/Avery: They’re cute, which is nice but I don’t feel invested in their accomplishments. I know that they broke up when Schneider relapsed, and now they’re back together and she’s pregnant. I feel like the show is trying to get by on the fact that they’re married in real life and like yeah! They obviously have chemistry and that’s great, but “it’s cute that they’re married in real life” isn’t enough to justify me caring about these milestones for them as a TV couple and quite frankly, I feel like trying to coast by on that alone is lazy writing for a show that generally doesn’t do that. 

A ship that would only work in an AU but would be awesome: Probs my Max/Schneider/Penelope trio tbhhhhh but still 

A ship I’d like to see explored but not stick around: Uhhhhhhhh? Honestly there’s not many characters here lolol. I guess if I had to say, I think Syd/Elena would be nice to have as a ship that does break up when they go to college. They’re a sweet ship and I love these kiddos a lot and I’d still want Syd to be on the show! But also sometimes your first love isn’t your only love, and I’d love to see them be amicable and sweet and genuinely happy for each other and their respective relationships. 

A ship that may as well be canon: Again based off of just limited characters alone, most of whom are paired up and/or family, Schneider/Penelope lolol 

The ships I’d give my OTP pair if the other died: So if I didn’t like Alvareider i’d say Syd/Elena bc they’re adorable as well, and if it means if one half of Alvareider dies - well I guess the canon ships that are in the show, because like I said, I don’t mind them and I kind of ship them, but I wish they were better written 

A crossover ship I’d dig: Ooooh hm. Schneider/Jake Peralta would be fun I’m ngl I just would imagine these two non-canon bis doing their finger-guns and being all-around dorky together 

A ship that would work great in a Coffee Shop AU: Syd and Elena!!!!! For sure!!!

A ship that would work great in a sitcom AU: asdfjkl they’re already in a sitcom so idk how to answer this one lol

Send me a fandom!

[almaasi]

reaction post typed while watching SPN 12x21 “There’s Something About Mary”

in which i lose my shit for a full hour, reach peak despair, trigger temporary depression, and then proceed to watch in lowkey sarcasm mode with emotions switched off!!!! what fun

08:46pm

...........buckleming episode

instead of watching this, did i put it off for three hours? did i pet our new dog at length (a rescue staffordshire bull terrier cross, who we have named seven!!! after seven of nine from star trek: voyager. yes, like the number 7.), watch half an episode of columbo with my family, have a shower, and then watch 35 minutes of dan and phil playing that horse prince game ?

quite possibly

(read: yes)

sidenote: i just googled “staffordshire bull terrier” and found a picture. seven looks almost exactly like this, including the lil white socks ~ SHE’S SO SWEET and she passed her Good Dog Test so she gets to stay with us now!~ (my sister found her abandoned on our road, vet said she’d been kept with pigs, her leg was broken and didn’t heal right. and she’s an adult but hadn’t been registered to anyone. FINDERS KEEPERS)

new doggo > a brad buckner + eugenie ross-leming episode EVERY TIME

post-episode addition: oh look how much life i had in me before this

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08:58pm

why does wikipedia say the next two episodes are both airing on may 18th

i guess it’s a double-bill finale

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08:59

URGH okay fiiiiine i’mma watch this now

the preview made the script seem okay but i’m guessing that the better writer wrote that bit

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also! @cassammydean and i were talking about the last episode, and we realised that i’d misinterpreted that final scene.

it looked (to me) like, while mary was tied up, her phone rang, and ketch went over to it. then the camera panned up and ketch had turned into toni. and i legit thought ketch and toni were the SAME PERSON (shapeshifter maybe) and i got to expressing how cool that was, and how that brought back the ~gay subtext~ from 11x23 with the rainbow light on toni’s face, because if ketch=toni, and ketch bangs mary, then that’s kinda non-heterosexual since gender isn’t a defined thing for ketch=toni

EXCEPT

i realised i’d seen it all wrong. ketch starts to move over to mary’s phone, but then camera pans up, and toni comes in from the oTHER SIDE and answers it. she’s wearing the same grey suit as ketch was. I WAS TRICKED BY THE COSTUME CHOICES. they were both in the room, ketch in front of mary, toni behind her, wearing the same suit.

and i’m still kinda bummed because if ketch=toni that would’ve been really cool imo

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09:09

oh no eileen is in this episode

I DON’T WANT HER TO DIE

WHO LET THE DEADLY DUO WRITE THIS

PLEASE DON’T DIE HORRIBLY EILEEN I LOVE YOU YOU’RE SO IMPORTANT

SHE AND SAM NEED TO BE TOGETHER

IF SHE DIES IN THIS EPISODE I WILL TEAR THROUGH MY LAPTOP SCREEN, SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN INSIDE A CABLE, POP UP THROUGH THE DEADLY DUO’S COMPUTER SCREENS AND PULL OUT ALL THEIR HAIRS ONE BY ONE

INCLUDING THEIR EYELASHES

post-episode edit: is there a wikihow article for this i’d like to give it a go

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09:13

NO NO NO NO NO

PLEASE GOD NO

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please let her still be alive dear god no

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i’m fucking shaking i can’t watch this

;A;

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09:15

NO BAD PUPPY

MY DOG IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOG, KETCH

fuck you, up the nose with a cactus

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09:16

are you ever just nauseous because the deadly duo not only exist in this world, but write for a show that deserves so much better

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09:18

IT FUCKING HURTS MY FEELINGS THAT DEAN CHECKS BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN FOR A BLOODY CORPSE OF THE PEOPLE HE LOVES

FROM ANY OTHER WRITER I’D BE LIKE “OH HE’S SCARRED BY HIS MEMORIES THIS IS AN INTERESTING AND HEARTBREAKING CHARACTER THING”

BUT FROM THESE TWO I’M LIKE “OH THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES YOU MISOGYNISTIC ASSPRICKS”

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///BREATHES INTENSELY

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09:21

look

have i ever made it clear that these writers make me very angry

BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME SO FUCKING ANGRY

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09:23

sam gets worried when he hears from jody

my heart just dropped

fuck

if any other favourite charatcters are dead

i swear to god i’m 

i don’t even know i’m 

please

no

i think i need to ragequit before this fucks me up because i can feel it coming

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09:25

eileen

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welp that’s it i’mma cry

if there is a fucking petition to get these writers fired and/or assassinated i want to know about it

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...i’m not crying

i’m 

a n g r y

//sits and stares at my screen

i hate them.

 i hate them.

why

what the fuck do they think they’re doing

ugh i’m exhausted already

i’m so tired of these writers, and specifically these ones. the rest of the season is fine. it’s the fact these fuckheads have 5 episodes a season and they clearly take extreme pleasure in sucking the joy out of a show that fuels a community of people. they kill the characters we love IN THE MOST DISTRESSING WAY POSSIBLE with no sensitivity whatsoever

it fucking disgusts me, okay

they’re not just bad writers, they’re clearly horrible people

there’s no kindness or redemption on their stories, they’re literally just trying to torture us (NOT A COMPLIMENT), and i’m sure they feel gleeful when they see people crying (if they even look up fan responses, which i doubt, given the years of complaints and constructive criticism they’ve clearly ignored)

listen, i’m no stranger to feeling good when my work affects someone, all right. neither am i a stranger to killing beloved characters for emotional effect, but sweet jesus theRE’S ALWAYS A BETTER WAY TO DO IT THAN A COLD OPEN WHERE A BELOVED CHARACTER WHO REPRESENTS SO MUCH TO SO MANY PEOPLE HAS NO LINES AND IMMEDIATELY GETS TORN TO FUCKING SHREDS

the list of things they’ve ruined on this show is so long i need that gif of crowley unrolling his scroll across the floor

idk what to do now. do i want to watch this? no. fuck no.

am i gonna watch anyway just to get it out of the way so i can never watch this shit again? yeah fine why the fuck not my evening is already ruined

(ha, and my mother always asks why i don’t rewatch the show with the family. because of these writers.)

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09:43

this has taken me an hour and i’m 4 minutes in

what a waste of my life

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09:44

i dont have words

how dare they do this to sam

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09:45

i feel sick

i’m so tired

..........i kinda wanna die

man i really wish i had a friend here who i could hug and talk shit about these writers with

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09:47

sam: “i wannA PUNCH SOMETHING IN THE FACE”

you and me both dude

can we write “buckleming” on a dartboart and blow a round of bullets through it

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09:53

jesus christ this is a clusterfuck of triggers

i wanna go home

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09:54pm

well i’m 9 minutes in, this is so hard to watch and i’m goddamn tired

i wanna stop honestly

the only good thing i can say about this is that the director (p. j. pesce) is good, the shots are visually interesting, and the pacing of the editing is not something i’ve noticed on this show before

i dunno whether just to take a break or what

i don’t want to come back and have to watch this next week

i wish this didn’t exist

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the problem is i’m invested in the overall story. over the years i keep compelling myself to quit this show because of these writers, but ultimately i keep coming back because i love the characters so much

i can’t just stop

but every time i pause this video file, my brain blanks out and the world is peaceful again

i wonder if it’s possible for just this episode to trigger depression? because i’m so empty right now

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10:00pm

yup i’mma take a break and come back to this in a bit

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10:04

just thinking, while looking over the list of spn episodes and their writers

if i wasn’t part of the spn fandom, and didn’t check which writer wrote what, i’d dislike this show just because of these writers, and i wouldn’t even realise it was the same writers over and over.

the kind of shit they write is exactly what puts me off a show. shows like ‘castle’ or ‘the x files’ or ‘psych’ are good overall, but occasionally they’ll have a problematic thing that i can ignore for one episode, recognising that it’s a one-off writer, and i’ll stick with the show. but spn has those kind of issues four or five times a season, when these two are writing - and not in a small way, either. if i was a casual watcher, i’d have ragequit already, thinking it was just how the show is.

and i’d probably vote this show 3/10 and never watch it again

just because of these two writers

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10:19pm

i’m back

i shall eat some things with sugar in them

and tell myself It’s Okay!! They’re Just Fictional Characters!!

YEAH!!!

..........NOPE

they’re fictional charatcters and they mean a lot to me and other people and the writers are basically killing our friends so

YEAH LET’S DO THIS 

c: C: C:

/sarcastic smile

me: haha fuck you

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10:24

do we praise them for canonising john’s abuse

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10:25

“repealed and replaced”

well that’s another way to set my blood boiling

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10:27

current emotion: middle finger up

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10:29

oh look a black guy

let’s see... bad guy, dead guy or doormat?

my money’s on all three

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10:33

that line would’ve been cooler if crowley said “dagon dead and gone”

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10:34

“the winchesters’ love slave, castiel”

*steeples fingers and peers over the rims of my glasses*

hm

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10:38

i see dean and i just wanna go up to him and rest my forehead on his chest

and just be for a while

we’ve all been through too much

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10:39

don’t worry sam i’mma write a fic someday where you and eileen live happily ever after

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10:41

the sam x telescope porn vid is alive and well

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10:43

black demon: bad guy + doormat

somehow not dead yet!!!

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10:44

how and why do crowley and lucifer have dna

also.... is hell a physical place ?

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10:49

YEAH MARY !!! SHOOT HIM !!!

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...or...not

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10:52

oh look another black guy with a gun

bad guy, dead guy, or doormat?

...bad guy, managed to escape death

!!!! oh boy how exciting !!!

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10:53

dean to toni, who just kneed him in the nuts: “you keep that up, we’re gonna have to start dating”

uhhhhhhhh

masochist!dean or unnecessary heterosexual reminder ?

let’s go with the former

(he reacts the same way to dudes. like that time a dude vampire said “on your knees” and dean’s flirt-o-meter went to 11)

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10:58

for real, this crowley + lucifer monologue in the dungeon storyline is the single most uninteresting storyline this season

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11:03

jody and claire aren;t dead

nope

NOPE.

*raises seventeen more middle fingers*

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11:08

look if everyone’s dead i just hope the world ends in the season finale and the next season is set in heaven where all the characters are happy to team up and fight demons and angels and monsters in purgatory

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11:11

crowley’s actually gonna die this time isn’t he

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11:13

everything is so anticlimactic

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11:17

THE LIL BOUNCY RAT WHO IS OBVIOUSLY CROWLEY IN SECRET

my favourite thing so far

and chances are that wasn’t buckleming’s idea since that plotline extends past this one episode. same for the black demon who isn’t dead yet

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11:19pm

it’s over

i’m sure you all noticed how absurd those plot devices were. magical reversible-polarity puppet lucifer. mind control mary. dean and sam who don’t actually do anything except drive around looking sad and walking into traps. magical oxygen-sucking bunker which apparently they can’t shut off from the inside??? like if the bunker’s gonna have an air-sucking feature why the fuck does it take 3 days? i assume it would exist as an emergency suicide thing but SURELY THAT WOULD WORK QUICKER

ONE BIG OLD THUMBS DOWN MEH FUCK THIS

okay bye i don’t care 1/10

i hope y’all have a better day than me. i’m gonna eat something, drink some tea, eat some chocolate, and watch jenna marbles do something weird with fake eyelashes or safiya nygaard wearing clear jeans in public

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12:02am

(also, just in case-- you don’t need to worry about me. honestly i’m better now it’s over, this was just hell to get through. there is a smile on my face and i’m looking forward to not doing anything taxing for the rest of the night.)

eta: why is there a rat in hell? is it a demon rat? a bad rat who sold his soul?

[borrowedbackpack]

Smooth Criminal

Today started out pretty idyllically, with marzipan and friends and other happy things.

We saw the Danish Royal Residence:

We walked closer to the palace and there was a big happening going on, with a lot of people pushing and shoving and the sweet/incredibly irritating strain of a piccolo. I guess the queen didn’t think that the furry hats were enough embarrassment for the poor guards, so she thought on her throne for awhile and though “hmmm...how could I make this job sillier? Ah, yes, they must all learn to play the flute! Wait, the flute is not dumb enough. Make it the piccolo! Ah yes, the teeny flute cousin that is impossible to play without gloves even though it’s cold and rainy af here 9 days out of 10. Go me. I love playing a minor part in the royal world and getting to make up rules.”

So anyways, it appears that every hour on the hour, a large portion of the guards get into formation and march around the courtyard, stopping at every corner to play their little piccolo tune. Then they continue on to the street, where they march and play again, and a bunch of police officers follow them and yell and civilians. I love royal stuff and all, but honestly I think this is a bit excessive.

Next we went and saw what Lonely Planet describes as “Denmark’s Most Anti Climactic Sight” - the Little Mermaid. It’s a rather long and wet walk down the water to get there, and then you see her, say “hm”, take a picture, and go buy a hot dog or a pancake from one of the many carts trying to capitalize on this thing’s inexplicable popularity.

She’s kinda pretty, I guess.

Then we walked all the way back to Heaven, picked up our bags, and hiked to the metro. This was when I truly realized that my backpack is really not bad at all - in fact, I have the smallest backpack I’ve seen in Heaven. I was starting to have a much more positive attitude towards the Big Fella (don’t worry, this changed pretty soon).

God bless young Nele and her ridiculous fucking backpack. I can see some places where the packing could have definitely been trimmed down to a more manageable size, starting with the huge cat pillow.

So then I got on the Metro, went the wrong way for one stop, got off, and went back the other way. This is when the terrible trouble started. I was having about as enjoyable ride as you can have on a crowded train with a giant backpack strapped to your back and a little backpack strapped to your front, THAT IS until the Metro police showed up. At first this was not stressful at all, as I was in possession of a perfectly valid ReisjeKort that I had barely used and paid a butt ton of cash kroner for. Proudly, I handed the Metro police my ReisjeKort. She scanned it on the little machine and it immediately started freaking the fuck out and making a big scene to make sure that all the other travellers knew that there was an IMPOSTER on this train. 

“kahksnkfbugbwuenoifmks hoinga honga ja ja nej ingen med kort ikea indfbdghjd pølser” said the Metro police.

“huh” I said.

“Can I see your passport?” said the Metro police.

“uhhhhhhhh yeah” said Anna, the Valid Traveller™

Then she starting writing some shit on in her little Metro Police book, and gave me a form to fill out.

“Why do I have to fill this out?” I asked.

“Because you’re getting a penalty for not HAVING A VALID TICKET”.

“But I do I a valid ticket”, I politely reminded her “you’re holding it right there”

“Yeah well you haven't checked out* with it in 1.5 days”

*uhm who knew you had to check out as well as check in? This isn’t an effing hotel....I am from the sticks...this is like my 3rd time on a train....I basically made a donation to your organization by accidentally buying an expensive Metro card that I definitely will not use up in only 2 days...and this is how I’m treated? Me, a humble Metro donor? It was shocking.

“Hm” I said. I wasn’t sure what else to say, so I said “I’m not actually from here”.

“The sky is blue and Denmark is windy”** said the Metro police.

**the Metro police actually did not say this.

Anyways, then I filled out my form really messily and just filled in my city as “PA” so the pigs can’t find me, and politely thanked her as she handed me my ticket while all the onlookers enjoyed the show, because I wasn’t raised in the gd jungle.

All of this nonsense took up most of my train ride, so I got off at the next stop. When I got of the Metro, I was very grouchy because I don’t really care to get in trouble. I looked at my google maps directions, which I had cleverly screenshotted on my phone the night before. Sadly, step 1 was simply to walk 280m.

“Hm” I said. 

I tried to use common sense by walking in the direction where I saw a lot of buildings, which is where it seems like a hostel should be, in my opinion. Of course, this was the wrong way, but I kept waking just in case, because I’m that kind of gal. After about an hour I was up on some roof and was ready to accept that this truly was not the right way.

Note: This piece of shit hostel is wayy way way out in this super modern suburb, it basically looks like how you would imagine the world looking in 2300 after the world has ended and been completely rebuilt. Basically, all the buildings are made out of glass and look exactly the same, perfect.

Then I turned around and wandered around for about half and hour more, and I was still very confused because there was no way the hostel was the other way, since the other way was a field. So then I sat on a rock for awhile and got a little teary because I was out of options, my dudes. 

Next I sacrificed $10 to turn on my data and use Google Maps, Sweet, simple Google Maps was a little confused too, first it said it was 5km away, then 1, then 2....

“fuck” I said softly, because I really didn’t want to walk anymore.

Next I sent out a distress call to Jen and Pete, even though they couldn’t really do anything. Jen commiserated with me, and Pete accurately described the situation as a “bummer”.

Next, I walked all the way to a big field. I saw a highway, which actually had the right street name I was looking for.

“why the fuck is it way out here” I thought.

So then I walked about 25km down the dusty highway into a gale force wind that almost caused me and the big fella to crash into the ditch at several points.

Eventually I saw the beacon of the Danhostel flags, which was rather exciting, although after I’d walked for 2+ hours with all my shit, I’m not sure that even Beyonce gracefully swooping down from the sky on a unicorn to guide me the rest of the way would’ve excited me much.

I did not receive the hero’s welcome I had hoped for upon arriving at the hostel- unfortunately it seems like I ruined the ginger Dane at the front desk’s day by checking in. I wandered down a hallway that smelled funny to my room, which looked like camp and had some tasty Israeli cookies sitting on the table.

I stewed in my room for awhile, then went to kitchen, where I scored some free muesli and oatmeal. There was an old French couple in there, who stared at me the entire time I ate my oatmeal. I think they knew that I was now a Metro Criminal™. Also, before the kitchen thing, I talked to old Jen and told her about my Metro woes. She helpfully reminded me that I am leaving the country tomorrow and don’t owe Denmark shit.*

*may not be an exact quote.

There wasn’t really a  common space to hang out in the hostel, so I went in to the lobby, which was completely empty except for this tall gaunt looking guy with a really wonky eye. I almost screamed when I saw him, but fortunately I kept it together.

That’s about all, gotta get my rest now so I can be fresh to wake up at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow and hike down the highway of broken dreams or whatever.