#uhhhhhhhh holy shit wow

[cookie-anon-and-co]

"GASP!! DJ! PA! YOU'RE BACK! :D"

"I missed youu!!" - @ea-the-anon

🎧 HOLY SHIT EA IS THAT YOU

🎶 Wait...

🎶 EA! It's you! It's so good to see you!

🎶 Wow, I nearly didn't remember- You were pretty quick to do so DJ!

🎧 What can I say I am uhhhhhhhh uhh uh uhhh yea i was lmao

🎧 ANYWAY HI EA BUDDY HOW DO YOU DO!!

[2ollux-and-company]

[AG]: uhhhhhhhh vent post 8elow i. fucking GUESS

[AG]: HOLY SHIT TEZY IM SO SORRY

[AG]: out of all the memories that came 8ack to me today it’s the memory of you

[AG]: and all the shit i did to hurt you

[AG]: that’s the most vivid

[AG]: tezy i miss u sosososososososo MUCH and i was so fucking scared u’d die without me

[AG]: 8UT HOLY SHIT WAS I A MASSIVE COCK A8OUT IT

[AG]: all these memories coming to me are kinda scary

[AG]: i’m gonna have to mull this shit over cause WOW

[x86-roadtrip]

layover in: some_map.bsp

by some guy

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and here's some text to go with the post!

we can even have multiple paragraphs

manual edit: WOW HOLY SHIT THAT WAS UNINTENDED

UHHHHHHHH HMM HOW DO I FIX THIS

[strijonz]

hello homestuck tumblr nation!!

[ok wowza i’ve literally had tumblr for over half a year without ever posting-]

[smileyrielly44]

💙💙💙💙

[transsexualhamlet]

sherlock holmes reactions part six (aka me losing my mind over the final problem)

Hi, I am once again reminding you all that I've formed a parasocial relationship with the crackhead detective 👍 This made me overly emotional for the fact that he didnt even die

But like

hhhmmmmmmmm those were certainly an interesting 14 pages

Yeah, I already made a post about how the final problem relates to yuumori's final problem and how incredibly sexy it is but yes now I'd just like to relay to you how absolutely heart brocken i am over this lol I will eventually get to reading the post hiatus stories i just. I haven't emotionally recovered from this yet

Yelling below the cut somehow this reaction feels longer than the story itself. but it's about half cracking jokes and half sobbing so be prepared

I mean, starting off strong with "well yknow since i got married my and sherlock's Very Intimate Relations had to be modified and all but we hadnt seen each other in a while so it was kind of jarring to see him crawling in my second story bedroom window clutching Wounds and closing the shutters absolutely fucking wasted losing his mind over some dude named moriarty"

We've been over this but. Oh my god why are they gay

I just like????? Imagine how fucking bizzare that would be to just see your old homie crawl into your window bleeding on your floor and asking to exit the other way in case he's followed like "hey bro can we Talk i hope you're not busy" WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO, SAY HE IS? Imagine watson just like "no dude I'm fucking busy go get killed"

But legitimately. That's certainly something. And like, I see a lot of books starting like this lmao but. Holmes's stuff usually starts off kind of easily with watson going "yeah so lately ive been Experiencing Sherlock Holmes" and spend 20 minutes on exposition with them having a Conversation but no. mans just fucking escaped a hitman and went directly to his boyfriend's house having apparently Never Before In His Goddamn Life mentioned his actual nemesis to this guy. How the FUCK has watson never heard of him before.

And how sherlock starts talking about it isn't any less funny he's just like "UHHH SO THERE'S THIS GUY. THIS ABSOLUTE MAN. AND HES REALLY IMPRESSIVE I MEAN HES LIKE SUPER FUCKING SMART AND HES LIKE DOING CRIMES????? SO I LIKE. I NOTICED AS I DO BUT HE NOTICED THAT I NOTICED AND I MIGHT HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY DUDE CAN YOU HELP ME LIKE. FLEE THE COUNTRY" and watson's like my dear sherlock What The Fuck

Im also loving how he calls moriarty a "mathematical celebrity" awhi;grih;oaewhhta;ioh;iaewh;ii;oewh;eh;rg mans just. ok lol hes a Math Celebrity that had to quit his math teacher job because EVERYONE JUST KNEW HE WAS A CRIME LORD LIKE THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT HIM AND WENT MANS DEFINITELY HAS BODIES IN HIS BASEMENT I DONT WANT HIM TEACHING HERE

But yeah, it was interesting to see what the big deal about og moriarty was... especially since the deal simply did not deliver. There was not really a big deal. It's like reading the first chapter of a book and immediately skipping to the climax. Everything is so hyped up and clearly having been building for years and you just get like NO CONTEXT. I swear Moriarty wasn't goddamn mentioned any time before this. He's just suddenly the big guy and watson has just never fucking heard shit about this guy.

What's so funny about this whole situation is that I just. Cannot objectively know anything about Moriarty at all because sherlock just... does not go into what this dude's alleged crimes even were, other than. The fact that he like. Does them. He's just really involved in crimes. How? Why? For how long? In what way? For what purpose? NO FUCKING CLUE HE JUST. HE JUST DOES. And there's nothing to really suggest that Moriarty was honestly a really evil guy. They're all like trust me he was just. he was just really bad but show absolutely No examples of being such. The most evil thing we saw Moriarty do personally was call sherlock stupid for letting him get into the apartment. And even then he immediately followed it up with complimenting him lol

yeah, my impression of Moriarty was like. I expected him to be worse, honestly. I expected him to be like a cartoon villain because he was kind of made out to be one and then he's just honestly a really polite and refined guy?? Mans strolls the fuck into 221B like hi shawty and it is Not like yuumori obviously man's holding a gun but like. What the fuck they are just. They have never met before but They Clearly Have and it's. its so weird

Like honestly I don't dislike og moriarty. He's really what william tried to be (and fucking failed, but beside the point) but like. Dude's so powerful and for what. He just walks into the apartment with No Pretense like why sherlock holmes is that a revolver or are you just happy to see me oh my goodness you are a dolt why would you hold the gun that way. disgusting. disgraceful. dreadful. Oh my god. I love him I'm sorry

abngnahhghifeah;iewh and Why does sherlock describe him like that hes like "MANS A REALLY REFINED LIZARD /pos" HIEHIFEHW:HGIHOEWFEEW FOR WHAT. FOR W H A T

baaaaaaaaghhhhhh but likeeeee they went STRAIGHT to "you know what I'm here for" "you know how I'm going to respond" "well then" "yeah" "mhm" "damn well it really do be like that sometimes" "ur really smart by the way" "im fucking aware let's kill each other as we both Thought in our Minds" "yes lets" AHDHDHDHDFS WTF THIS IS INSANE

But damn uh. mutual destruction my beloved this is very different from sherliam but im not. im not. opposed to it tucks hair behind ear

I just. Holy shit they really went "if you destroy me I will ensure that we both go down hand in unlovable hand" "I wouldn't mind that"

Annnnd I just noticed that the actual lines for this part kind of. that kind of happened in chapter 31 when sherlock was like i would Gladly die to take down the lord of crime and william was like. hahahah yeahNO NO NO NO

BUT SERIOUSLY THO IM LOSING MY MIND OVER HOW SHERLOCK SAYS THIS WHOLE THING TO WATSON AND HES LIKE DAMN SHAWTY HES LIKE THE REASON FOR HALF THE CRIME IN THIS CITY BUT HES SO NICE THO??? LIKE I EXPECTED HIM TO BE TOUGH AND EVERTHING NO HES JUST SOME POLITE PROPER UNDERSTANDABLE MAN WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE VERY DIABOLICAL shawty is having a Crisis

And then watson is like wowww that was cool you wanna spend the night and sherlock is like "UNFORTUNATELY BESTIE I AM BEING FUCKING TRACKED DOWN ID LIKE YOU TO NOT DIE WITH ME"

This bit gave me a Moment Moment because oh my god. Then watson is like "no shut up i'm coming with you i don't care" and i just had to Take A Minute because THEY SWITCHED PLACES AAH SHERLOCK IS TRYING TO KEEP WATSON SAFE NOW AND WATSON IS NOW MORE RECKLESS BC OF HIM AND. AHHHH

Completely random but. How sherlock still refers to 221B as "our rooms" to watson even though watson hasn't lived their in years........ shawty i am emotional.........

SO THEY GODDAMN FLEE THE COUNTRY TOGETHER BC WATSON SAYS THEY HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER AND SHERLOCK HAS A MOMENT WHERE HE'S LIKE YEAH NEVERMIND PLEASE GO HOME WATSON AND WATSON IS JUST LIKE. NO. AND HSERLOCK IS LIKE. DAMN OK I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT BEFORE

But. Ok as funny as this is. They have this fucking Conversation on the train to switzerland where sherlock is like "I have not lived in vain" and watson is like "YOURE NOT DYING" and hes like "i have not lived in vain. like i said. this will not be a bad way to die" UHHHHHH DAMN SHAWTY

hhhhhh and it just Gets. it. it. it Gets. These fuckers get to switzerland and they stay in a hotel and then leave for reichenbach but watson gets this goddamn letter telling him that hes needed at the hotel to basically save this lady's life. And he doesn't. Like. he doesn't even want to go he's like FUCK IT SHE CAN DIE IM NOT LEAVING YOU but sherlock convinces him to go fULLY KNOWING THE LETTER WAS FUCKING FAKED BY MORIARTY JUST AS A PLOY TO GET HIM ALONE

AND THEN HE JUST. WENT ANYWAY AND WATSON HAD TO WATCH HIM JUST LIKE GODDAMN WALK OFF INTO THE SUNSET LIKE "LITTLE DID I KNOW THIS WOULD BE THE LAST TIME I WOULD SEE HIM BUT IT JUST. IT HAD THAT VIBE YKNOW"

God I just. Wow sherlock really did that huh. He really went and did that. And I went over it in the post about this compared to yuumori but it just RUINED me how watson just. Never saw what happened and there's just so little information about it that all they have is these assumptions and pieces that just suggest that these guys met up, walked up to the goddamn waterfall having a nice civil conversation about how talented and smart they both were at this and how they revealed their methods to each other and complimented them because of course they did

And they just sat up there talking to each other so long and Moriarty legit waited politely or even possibly was the one that suggested he write a letter to watson in which sherlock just went "damn lol moriarty's pretty nice actually anyway uhhhh sorry watson ily ✌" and just like. left it up there in his damn cigarette box

But just like. damn the insinuation that moriarty just sat there and watched while he wrote that entire goddamn letter, sealed it up, and then got up and went alright buddy let's go but it makes no goddamn sense if they wanted to actually kill each other and assure they themselves would survive I could name like 23 different ways they could have managed it so easily and they Didn't. they were really set on mutual destruction huh. There's no way they were even trying to do anything but Die Together at that point and that's Something huh

It absolutely baffles me how they could say that these guys had plummetted like, holding each other tho. Like. ok lol but How Do You Even Know

It was certainly a ride. But the fact that Watson had to actively try to think like Sherlock to figure out what happened in the scene was just. The cherry on top. Especially after they'd consciously started to switch roles in this i just. Damn.

In conclusion uhhhhhhhh gay people real I suppose

[crystalsamethyst]

Continued!

So Margaret was a superhero instructor and is literally giving us grades and tips on what we could've done better with. At least my druid got bonus points for not burning down the forest with fireball (as I intended lol)

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Oh no. Psionic goblins. We're gonna be looking for them????

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Ok so basically any time our DM is describing standard creatures that don't look 'normal', my husband starts gasping and laughing and I'm like uhhhhhhhh idk what's going on T_T

They're a corrupted pack and they're coming to Mary's grotto. Yay. Corrupted wolf pack. Oh no. Another foe too came crashing in. The corrupted goblins!

My druid conjured 8 panthers. Let's goooo!!!! She rolled low so let's goooo in a minute!!!

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Wizard player: Harper (husband's bard/warlock) has wisdom, right?

Me and my husband: *burst into fricken loud laughter*

Husband: It's her dump stat

Me: Harper has never had wisdom, she just hides it well 🤣

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Oh FUCK no, there are 4 wonky goblins, 2 normal goblins, and a fricken bulk dude with powers what the FUCK HE DOWNED ALL MY PANTHERS IN ONE FUCKING SHOT I'M GONNA GIVE HIM HELL

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Wow. Wow. I fire bolted him and he won on a telekinesis. Fuck this guy. I couldn't even hit anyone in this next turn because everyone's either in a trance and will be brought out if they take damage, or they're hidden.

Wizard is trying to get the boss with spraying a deck of cards at him and holy shit it's pretty heckin good. He failed, he's blinded, but he's still got a grip on me that's so mean!

I'd say this is revenge for what we did to baaazketball last campaign but I wasn't the one floating him lol

Eyyyyy they were shooting arrows at our wizard and she caught them in her gloves of missile snaring! Nice!

Yes I fucking got him with a halved fireball! Fuck that guy in particular! I'm free! Time to fricken throw down with everyone else. Immediately my druid killed two goblins in one turn. She done with this bs.

The goblins in the trance were the ones left and either died or smacked each other back to their senses! Our wizard has summoned a shadow blade, I am in control of a big flaming sphere and shooting mini fire balls, and the bardlock is somehow missing every attack roll but it's very in character for Harper to not want to kill.

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Wizard: I know it's not equippable but I do have a knife... Can I shiv him?

DM: Use... Use an improvised weapon. Oh, you hit. Straight up shank him

Wizard: Max damage! I turn it for good measure.

Goblin: Is that a butter knife?!?!

Wizard: A paring knife, actually.

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My druid used produce flame, missed the roll, but used the bardlock's inspiration so even with a miss it had to make a con save and failed, took two fucking thunder damage, and died. Crying. This is the funniest thing.

Harper finally made a kill through Ava! Eyyy! Good job, you get a starburst! What an end to the combat.

And at the end, a man (who we're guessing is an ally we're waiting for) appeared with a sword yelling "I have the power!! Oh... It's over..."

Yeah. Little late there, bud. We cleaned up the warped goblins!

It is Time! For! Dnd!!

We are in a little cottage prepared for us, take a long rest, and then left it to find Mary outside. She was creeping us out talking to us so the wizard and my druid did a vibe check.

What my druid with her high ass insight check found out: Mary is just fucking with everyone with her personality lmao

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We were sent to find her friend to 'judge us' more and she is also creepy.... With a good vibe check, my druid can tell she's absolutely genuine! Red alert! She's not fucking with us!

And she's sending us straight into a challenge to prove our strength.... My fire druid doesn't realllly wanna face fricken little wood guardians of nature with her fire but, gotta do what I gotta do.

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Oh no. These enemies play smart and we're using cover! Always more to learn and get used to. However this is fire druid vs wood stumps. heheh. My flame spirit is out and we are ready.

The wizard is also out to both burn and bamboozle with her familiar, Magus! Beautiful moves. Successes!

What the fuck the stumps can teleport??? Tree stride with only 10ft movement? That's cool but also bs. And they have climb speed? "Rad!" I say with tears in my eyes and furrowed eyebrows.

But, for the first time in 4 years, I get to inflict fire damage without it being reduced! Because we're not basically in the abyss anymore where even plant creatures are somehow resistant to fire! <3

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Our bard/warlock has a little doll that looks like her and is throwing little magical toothpicks that poison our enemies! Strange! But she's always been strange so even though this is new to us, it's not out of place lmao.

OH NO THEY'RE SMART AND ARE FLANKING ME

AND THE SECOND ONE MISSED

I'm on my last legs guys but I managed to hit pretty fuckin hard! I hope my teammates finish them off! I can't take another hit!

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Y'all the bard's little voodoo doll has 40 fucking flying speed that is horrifying!

We got them! And this Margaret person is creepy af but immediately was like 'wait you let Mary into your brain on purpose? We could've skipped this!' what do you mean?!?!

[gayoperatorgunclub]

Hello ! 17 on the mythical prompt list with Bandit and Jäger please ? 👀 (Or any chars if you're not fond of them)

hi!!! here it is!!! i hope you enjoy 💝💝💝

Dominic was not insane. He was certain of it. Last night, he had hidden his ice cream inside of a secret compartment in the freezer. He distinctly remembered almost knocking over Elias’s mountain of chocolate ice cream, so he knew he hadn’t been hallucinating. But it wasn’t like hallucination wasn’t a possibility. He’d spent the past week or so staying up all night with Marius watching documentaries and keeping him from calling Gustave, Olivier, and Lera to tell them about how essential oils can be used to assist with certain ailments, but how they should be used as a supplement to more traditional methods such as vaccines and antibiotics, rather than replacing them entirely. He would have to tell them of this sacrifice next time he was in medbay for something “stupid”. They owed him big time. 

But enough of that. His chocolate fudge brownie ice cream was MISSING!!!!!!!! 

There was a thief in the GSG9′s midst, and mark his words, he would find out who if it was the last thing he did. 

First, the suspects. 

Elias “Blitz” Kötz. Goofball, but make him driven. Already has multitudes of chocolate frozen treats, and is thus unlikely to steal someone else’s, especially since the stolen ice cream was hidden, and if Elias was in the freezer in search of treats, he was not in the state of mind to be thieving while he was at it. You didn’t hear it from Dom, but when Elias isn’t on the clock, he is best described as a......... Himbo. 

Monika “IQ” Weiss. If you think for one goddamn second this woman consumes sugar outside of the mysterious week each month during which she eats her weight in chocolate, (the three men of the team each have their own theories about it, ranging from “werewolf” to “cheat week for chocolate addicts rehab” to “chocolate-fuelled alien who has infiltrated our society and is superior to us in every way. lads, we have a decision. either submit to this unknown species, or flee to the woods and live as hermits”) ANYWAYS!!!!!! Dom has a feeling that if he were to confront her about this, she would laugh him into next week. He has serious doubts about his self-esteem’s ability to recover from such an event, even if it would give him the perfect opportunity to storm medbay and tell Gustave the only way he would leave was if the Good Doctor would spend at LEAST an hour complimenting him. And nothing generic, either. These simply must come from the heart. He really just wants an excuse to make Doc talk with that sexy accent of his as much as possible. Is that so wrong? Either way, Monika is innocent. NEXT!

Marius “Jäger” Streicher. No. Absolutely not. Never. No way. Nein. How dare you even suggest it. Talk shit like that again and Dom will fuck you up, just you wait and see. Just you fuckin wait. Bitch. 

So. 

Clearly, God is testing him. 

Well. 

“Women want me, God fears me.” He muttered to himself angrily as he installed a hidden camera in the kitchen. 

“Dominic? Who are you talking to, mein liebe?” Dominic fell off the counter and landed flat on his back on the kitchen floor. He looked up, and swore he was in heaven, for there, above him, stood an angel in a GSG9 hoodie with the name “Brunsmeier” on it, and train-patterned sleepy pants. God bless. 

“Just, uhhhhhhhh. Living out my dreams of being a parkour superstar. Yeah. Yeah.” 

This sleepy little angel cocked his head a bit, brow furrowing and good LORD, isn’t he just the cuddliest canidae there is??? What? Marius has a fox-like appearance! Just because he has an attachment to his helmet and visor doesn’t mean his little squinty eyes, pointy nose, and tiny little mouth aren’t there! Not to mention those fucking EARS!!!! Scritch them if you want to be responsible for him. Little baby fox man. Baby. 

“You dreamed of being a parkour superstar?” 

“Yes. Lifelong dream. Finally living it out. I thank you for your support.” The angel grinned at him adorably and plopped himself down in Dom’s lap, then leaned down so he was laying on top of him. They were nose-to-nose now, and Dominic could NOT handle this kind of tension. Kiss me, you sweet little angel fox-man. Kiss me. 

“IF YOU TWO COULD NOT FUCK ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR THAT’D BE GREAT” 

Monika. Monika Why. Why. 

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Many hours (and many rounds- HEYO) later, Dominic is hidden away in a closet, with clear access to the kitchen, and is watching the footage from his camera like a hawk. 

He ponders what he’ll do once he’s caught the bastard. Capital punishment isn’t an overreaction, right? Right. 

WAIT HOLY SHIT SOMEONE’S IN THE KITCHEN

Wait. 

Are those........ 

Ears? As in, dog ears? 

And a tail?! 

The GSG9 will have to have a lengthy discussion on appropriate workplace attire. 

In the meantime, Dominic has realized that this isn’t a person in the kitchen stealing his ice cream. 

It’s a fox. 

Like. 

A real, live fox. 

What The Fuck. 

He scrambles to get out of the closet to catch this fox. He’s fairly certain foxes shouldn’t have chocolate. He throws open the door, hits the floor hard, and the moment he does, he hears a quiet little yip! before the fox is scurrying down the hall, tub of ice cream in tow. 

Shit. 

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“ALRIGHT SCRUBS FAMILY MEETING” 

Marius stumbled in from his room, rubbing his eyes sleepily. Elias bounded over from the couch, noticed Monika wasn’t joining them, skipped over to pick her up and carry her over, that stupid the-lights-are-on-but-no-one-is-home grin plastered on his face the whole time. You beautiful stupid slut. You’re perfect. 

“There is a THIEF in our midst. Whoever it is, please just confess now and no one gets hurt.” 

Elias pouted. God, he probably has an appointment to get pegged in a few minutes. Better keep this quick. 

“Dominic, mein freund, maybe if you told us what has been stolen we could better help you figure out who it is!” Wow. Wow. How is this hot piece of helpful idiot not receiving constant requests for his hand in marriage. 

“My ice cream, Elias. I keep it in a hidden compartment in the freezer, and the past two nights, it has been stolen by an unknown scoundrel, and I demand to know who!” 

Monika banged her head on the table. “Hey dipshit, maybe if you could give us a description of the perp we would be of more use to you, instead of, you know, doing our jobs.” 

“Well, Monika. The perp is a fox.” 

Marius looked like he was going to be sick. 

“A...... fox? As in, the woodland creature?” 

“The thief had the ears and the tail of a fox! I’m not delusional. I swear it! They were real too!”

Marius stood up, slamming his hands on the table. 

“IT WAS ME!!!!” 

Dominic waved a hand dismissively. 

“Nonsense. You do right by everyone, you’re incapable of theft.” 

Marius’ face got all pinched, and he started vibrating. 

“What the fu-” 

All of a sudden, instead of Marius standing before them, there was a fox. 

A fox wearing Dom’s hoodie and a pair of train-patterned sleepy pants. 

There was silence. Distantly, Maestro could be heard singing “That’s Amore”

“So. Marius. When were you going to share with us that you’re a kitsune?” 

Marius looked angy. Had he eaten today? Perhaps he was hungy. Dominic just wanted an excuse to hold his fluffy boyfriend and take care of him. He’s allowed to be nurturing. 

“Can we leave?” Monika asked, “Because Elias has a very important appointment, and I’d like to get back to the workshop because if Masaru laid hands on my work I need time to locate a flamethrower with which to exact my revenge.” Elias nodded along nervously. 

“Yeah sure whatever. You two have fun.” Dominic turned back to Marius, who was once again human, and sitting on the table, swinging his legs back and forth like a child. 

“You,” Dom moved closer so he could trap Marius in his arms, “owe me two tubs of chocolate fudge brownie ice cream. And at least 24-hours of kitsune-cuddles to make up for lost time. Capisce?” 

“mhm” was all the answer he got before Marius was pressing his cute little face into Dom’s chest. 

[ask-atwr]

Cross, where were you and what were you doing before Error grabbed you?

Cross: Why is it important?

Error: He didn’t go far. Just to another timeline of Outertale.

Mod Crossant: HOLY SHIT GUYS WE’RE AT 299 POSTS.

Nightmare: Already!?

Killer: It’s only... uh...

Error: Mid afternoon.

Stretch: Wow.

Mod Crossant: uhhhhhhhh okay so we have three ideas, board games, laser tag or bowling

(Ink returns with Dream.)

Ink: Back.

Blueberry: Whoa. Both of them actually did what they said they’d do.

(Dream makes eye contact with Cross for half a second, before turning his head away. Cross does the same.)

Mod Crossant: uh fuckkkkkkkk i don’t have time to get this shit organized-

[gumptin]

skam france s5e3 gave me trust issues....... review

- arthur’s just sitting there like Wots All This Then Aye?

- bro you either get glasses or hearing aids no in between there is no “both”

- but fr as a fellow blind bitch i understand the struggle of putting on glasses when there is Anything in the way

- wait wait wait.,.. don’t they have to do like,,, ear molds for hearing aids?? how he get them so quick?

- alexia isn’t goiNG TO FUCKING JUDGE YOU STOP BEING SO INSECURE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP SHE LOVES YOU

- i have a feeling arthur is going to end up ditching the hearing aids as he gets to know noée and camille (i know his name now!)

- that ringing noise make my tinnitus go HEWWO

- that seems... overwhelming

- nice hat bro you look like the guy from riverdale

- he is NOT going to be able to fake it for long

- daphne gonna be the season 6 main i can Feel It. Daphne Warriors R I S E

- holy shit lucas is giving relationship advice and not receiving it we love growth

- oh god that seems like hell he can hear EVERYTHING around him

- basile and lucas stop screaming challenge

- yann :’(

- basile doesn’t understand the difference between platonic and romantic love

- oh no this is going to go bad i can feel it

- ALEXIA I TRUSTED YOUUUUU I FUCKING AHHHHJJHHJJ I TRUSTED HER AND SHE SAID THAT

- also the statement is SOOO untrue???

- this is character murder for the purpose of a shitty love triangle that’s bound to happen :/

— this is in between clips it’s a sunday and I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW ARTHUR IS DOING SHOW ME THE BOY

- yes his beanie is permanent fuck right off

- arthur and lucas said Failure Rights!

- wait okay so arthur’s first choice of seat is next to lucas and not... HIS MOFUCKIN GIRLFRIEND??

- imane really does get stuck with the worst class partners. i mean they’re great. but also the worst.

- the way he took of the beanie like Yeah We Ain’t Hiding Anything HERE

- LUCASDS TRUED TO SAY SOMNETHIBG

- imane is Onto You bitch

- bro not gonna lie i’m missing sofiane rn

- BE QUIET STOP Y E L L I N G

- yann how dare you trip the sick kid with the beanie

- yann and emma get back together challenge

- actually we do have to stare at each others dicks that is one of the pillars of friendship. lucas and eliott know.

- alexia is trying SO HARD

- lisa is OVER THIS JOB

- NOEEEEE NOÉE i- there she is

- *to the tune of jolene by dolly parton* noée noéE noÉE NOEEEEE

- ARE THEY FINALLY GOING TO TALK OR

- “i’m not deaf” okay sure Jan

- noée just ended his whole career with a hand gesture

- i didn’t need to translate that text i’m basically fluent now 😌😌

- okay so now i’m just getting the vibe that noée likes to adopt idiots... maybe there won’t be a love triangle

- not to be loud but this kinda reminds me of when lucas was looking up eliott

- to the person who translated it as “headass”... thankyou

- noee is already signing the adoption papers huh

- IDK WHY THE FOCUS SHIFT TO BASILE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BUT HES JUST STANDIN THERE HA

- arthur really struggling with that sandwich packaging

- NO👏ITS👏YOU👏

- when everyone knows about your sex life 😔✋

- bas be like: friend acting weird? must be gay.

- HE TOOK OFF THE BEANIE HELL YEAH BOYS MAYBE SOMETIMES WE DO WIN

- bas is crying bc arthur isn’t gay

- basile: “you can’t keep that beanie your whole life”

arthur: Bitch Watch Me

- BOY YOU BUILT LIKE uhhhhhhhh PENIS

- BRO😘CHECK🥰

- paul really said IM AN ACTOR

- imane has been diagnosed with Protect The Season Main Syndrome

- alexia said: and i- OOP

- wait holy shit I just realized their class ended at 5pm the fuck

- “i dont know if you met someone else” Yes. No. But... Yes.

- JUST. TELL. HER.

- arthur my dude you don’t gotta yell use your inside voice

- oh god oh fuck

- oh no

- oh........ oh no

- i’m so distressed but mostly over lucas’ hair

- i just had to go outside and take a breath i’m..... wow

final thots: i no longer think noée is going to be a love interest... it would make things very complicated storyline wise because alexia obviously loves him. i do think that noée is going to complicate things between them though, idk how yet.

also arthur really do look like a penis with that hat on i’m sorry...

[jocelynships]

i wanna hear about your ocs!!!! tell me about them please??? :3c (dreamy-skies-station)

@dreamy-skies-station

OKAY WOW UH I WASN’T ACTUALLY EXPECTING ANYONE TO ASK ABOUT MY OCs AJKSDHDSJKSF OKAY UHHHHHHHH

I’LL JUST TALK ABOUT WHO I GOT REFS FOR THIS ART IS OLD AS FUCK I APOLOGIZE I’M GONNA MAKE LIKE… ACTUAL REFS FOR THESE DUDES SOON I’LL DO THIS UNDER THE CUT BC THIS GOT LONG AS FUCK

Okay, I’m a hoe for 80s shit, idk if you all know this or not, but behind Marvel, I’m in LOVE with 1980s hair bands (bands like Poison, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, KISS was a hairband in the 80s just look at them in the 80s after they take off the makeup it’s CRAZY AF) and I had this idea for a story with an immortal monster hunter, and I thought it would be funny if she was fairly young immortal, so I figured in the late 70s/early 80s she’d get smacked with those powers of immortality. And I thought it would be even funnier if she was running around with a hairband made up of 4 human guys who have no fuckin’ idea what any of this supernatural shit is, but run with it bc she’s their friend

I have like… a lot for this story I’m not gonna get into everything, but the supernatural creatures aren’t just limited to monsters, but also fantasy creatures too so like *shrugs* I’M WORLD BUILDING LIKE CRAZY WITH THIS SHIT

So first off, we got Roxanne Watson. She’s fiercely bisexual and can kick major ass. She got her immortal powers at 26, somewhere in the late 70s I’m thinking, so she’s fairly young. I’m thinking about the funny shit I can pull whenever another character asks her about past stuff. All Roxanne can tell you is how the Beatles took over the world in the 60s and about how she snuck into KISS concerts when she was in her 20s.

Anyways, she dates the lead singer of the hairband I’ll talk about in a bit, but since he’s not immortal they have to break up (she actually runs away in the late 90s bc she can’t deal with the fact the people she cares about are getting older and will die one day, she has a huge crisis over it and Does Not handle it well), but she ends up with a pretty vampire lady who’s a bit of a reckless dumbass but she’s lovable. Roxanne said Bisexual Rights everyone.

But anyways, Roxanne has a lot of inner turmoil about being immortal. She’s not able to see her family again, her friends are all going to grow old and die one day, it’s just super depressing man. So when she runs and goes off the grid for like 20 years she goes from being pretty upbeat to being closed off and all that. But she gets pulled back into the scene by a young girl destined to become an immortal herself (the kid’s name is Maddie, when I draw her I’ll post about her) and the pretty vampire lady who’s name I have not decided yet. I’m thinking maybe Janet or Lita for her name. Also they team up with the older Pyromanaics to kick some ass bc there’s an evil immortal dude trying to like… kill everyone.

AND NOW ONTO THESE GLAMMY ROCKSTAR BOYS WHO I MADE TOO PRETTY FOR MY OWN FUCKING GOOD 

These are The Pyromaniacs! I literally just came up with them on a whim but I am in love with these boys. They’re all dumbasses. Except Phoenix. He’s the only one with a brain cell. Also Ash is supposed to be a hairy dude, because holy fucking shit look at hair band dudes. THEY ARE HAIRY.

Anyways, let me tell you about each of them, from left to right:

Jax Embers, the drummer. He’s the cute, innocent one, the one everyone fawns over. He’s also the youngest and can be a bit impulsive and energetic. But you gotta love him. Literal ray of sunshine.

Phoenix Ryder, the guitarist. He’s the only one with a working brain cell. He’s pretty laid back and quiet, doesn’t say too much. He’s Mysterious™️. Doesn’t really like the spotlight, but doesn’t mind some attention from cute guy or gal (he said bisexual rights too)

Ash Arson, lead singer. He’s a bit of a show-off and appears to be really cocky on stage, but in reality he’s a nice guy, pretty humble too despite being an idiot at time. He’s just doing what he loves. Never wears a shirt bc that was A Thing with the lead singers of a 1980s hairband.

Harley Blaze, the bassist. He has absolutely No Chill. He’s ready to throw down like… 24/7. He fights with Ash a lot because Ash is a dumbass and likes to start shit with Harley. But he’s not a bad guy. He once jumped into a crowd to beat up a creep messing with a 16 year old girl at a concert bc that’s a big no no. His real name is Harley Davidson for shits and giggles.

OKAY SO LIKE THAT WAS A LOT BUT THE PYROMANIACS ARE MY BOYS AND I LOVE THEM A LOT! Also I made all five of these dorks too pretty for my own good and my bisexual ass is crying because I wanna smooch my own characters, but there’s nothing stopping me from doing so.

Ash is supposed to be the heartthrob of the group, but almost everyone I’ve shown these to really like Harley for some reason?? Idk, but I support them. He’s a grumpy bitch (he chills out as he gets older tho)

So yeah, they formed in the late 70s, and at their first performance gig Roxanne got her powers and they were freaking out because some magic shit just happened and now there was a girl passed out and no one else around. I should mention the evil immortal dude attacked and murdered another immortal who was looking for Roxanne so… chaos. Roxanne chased him off tho, but tried to save the other immortal who was dying. So instead, the dying immortal just gave Roxanne her powers and… yeah. Sorry, this is a mess lol I’m TIRED it was a long day.

They also show up as older guys later on in the story since the story actually takes place in like modern days, and I have to work on designing their Old Men looks but I have some ideas. 

There’s a few other characters such as Maddie and Pretty Vampire Lady, and then the evil immortal and the main three immortals who are in charge of the other immortals but… I haven’t developed them as much yet. Well, Maddie has a pretty solid backstory and stuff, I just need to design her.

So if you want to know more about Roxanne and the Pyromaniacs feel free to message me! Also none of them are straight just saying. So like. If you wanna smooch Roxanne or one of the guys, be my guest dude. I support you!

[elithia-darling]

Marlon x FTM reader (modern AU)

A/N- alright before we start let me just say I haven’t done an one-short in some time so like go easy on me plz. This was requested and I hope you like it.

Quick note (f/n) means female name and (y/n) means your name.

Pairing- Marlon x female-to-male reader (a bit angsty)

It’s hard when people still see you as (f/n) and not as (y/n). People don’t tend to like you because even though you ‘look the part’ they still see you in the past. They expect you to like the other gender because now you’re a man so you must like girls. That is far from the truth.

Not him... Marlon. He’s new to the school after getting kicked out of his old one, or so I’ve heard. He doesn’t know me as (f/n) only (y/n). Because I’ve never told him about (f/n). It’s for the better I guess, he doesn’t judge me for being a transgender gay guy. It wouldn’t matter if it wasn’t for the fact that I have a crush on him. It also doesn’t help when eople have been telling him, about who I ‘was’. I know they have. I’ve seen them do it in math and history class, they’ll give him a note or whisper in his ear and he’ll look at me like I’m some sort of... freak.

I haven’t seen him in the pass week I’ve been to afraid to face him. What if he starts calling me names like everyone else, what if he finds me disgusting. Lunch time rolled around and I went to my safe place... the top of the oak tree. All the way in the back of the school and up high where no one would find me. “Hey (Y/N).” Or at least I thought. “Hey... Marlon.” How’d he find me, I’ve never told him of this place. “ So this where you’ve been hiding huh?” He looks up at me with a small grin, it was sweet? “How’d you find me?” “To be honest I walked around the school until I got here, I saw your shoe.” Crap. He takes a moment looking down at his shoe, then he looks at me.“... Can I come up?” Uhhhhhhhh “Sure.” I look away I can’t look at him right now.

He gets on the tree sitting in a branch in front of me. He keeps staring at my face trying to figure out the emotions. “I haven’t seen you all week... I’ve missed you.” I look up at him, did I hear him correctly? “Really?” I asked, I don’t believe him. I look down again. “(Y/N) were you ever planning on telling me who you ‘were’?” He says ‘were’ using air quotations I can’t tell if that’s good or bad. I can’t look at him. “No... not really I..” “Why didn’t you tell me? I would never judge you for that you should know that.” Really? “Really?” I look into his eyes, his beautiful blue eyes.

“You don’t find me.. disgusting?” He widens his eyes, he’s shocked by my words. “Disgusting?! Why... why would I ever think that about you?” I tear up, I never really told him about what people say and how it affects me. “Because everyone does, everyone remembers me as (F/N) the normal girl. Now they look at me as (Y/N) the freak.” He looks at me heart broken, he leans forward trying his best not to fall. He takes my hand and holds it in his firm grip. “I-I was afraid to tell you cause I thought you would think the same and it would hurt so much more because...well...”

I can’t finish my sentence I can’t tell him, if I tell him it will make it worse. “I would never... ever think like that about you. You are one of the best people I know always so nice to people, smart, handsome..” Handsome?! “(Y/N) can I tell you something.” I scan his face he has lips pressed together like he’s scared of something. “Yeah always.” He shifts around a bit, he starts to turn red. “Uhhh well see... I like someone...” Okay? “What’s her name?” I ask, honestly I’m afraid to know I don’t want to be heart broken. “His name...” he stops and looks at me. He then smiles, one of those caring...loving smiles. “His name is (Y/N), and I was wondering if he liked me back.” This is a joke right?

“YOur KidDing?! Right? Why me?” I start to ask question after question this has to be joke he would never like me. I grow red and start to sweat. “(Y/N) I would never lie to you, plus you didn’t answer my question.” I can see he is getting nervous, anxious for my response. His lips are in a thin line and he’s trying to see my eyes. It takes everything in me to stop from throwing myself on him. “I.. of course I like you Marlon like holy crap why do you think I was avoiding you.” He looks at me ecstatic. He starts to smile and it’s wider then I’ve ever seen it like a kid getting a new bike for his birthday. “Oh thank god I thought you were gonna say you didn’t. I. Wow I. YES!! YES!!” He starts to shout and jump on the branch. Crack. Oh no. “Marlon.” He keeps hopping. Crack. “Marlon!” Crack. Oh shit. “MARLON!!” “WHAT?!” Suddenly his body is no longer next to me, but on the floor looking at me with shock filled eyes. “Owwww...” I can’t help but laugh. I hope down careful not to fall on him. I smile at him and offer my hand. “You need help?” I feel all warm inside, I haven’t felt this way in a long time.

He grabs my hand and smirks. Suddenly he pulls me down on top of him. He gives me his signature smirk. “I wanna kiss you.” My face is entirely red. What do I say? “Uh okay?” Before I can finish my sentence he puts his hands on my neck and face and pulls me in. It’s soft but love filled, I already know I’m not going to get enough of it. I pull back and look at him. “Thank you.” “Thank you.” We start to laugh. Now I’m glad they told him who I really am.

I hope it was good plz give request for either sallyface, twdg, or rdr2.

[dysfunctionalnerd]

prof lay zelda au??

i,,,, dont know how to add a cut so like,, sorry if this gets long I'm making this up as I go

I guess hersh is link cuz hes like courageous? and hes got like main character syndrome

or maybe zelda cuz hes wicked smart

fuck it hersh is zelda

uhhhhhhhh luke is link?? whacking all this moblin bastards cuz some power crazed thot decided to kidnap hersh cuz hes smart and got a yellow triangle

London hyrule I guess (lorule lol)

it's like hyrule except big Ben and bricks but like castles too I guess

hersh is like a prince but like only in title bc he actually gives all his money away and just lives in this little flat I guess and tries to live his best life despite having this lil yellow mark on his hand

and one day he comes across this like kinda roudy luke kid who at first hes like g od this kid is rude but like then luke brings him like a cuccoo egg bc somehow he learned that that's his fav produce ???????? point is he sees this kid has a big heart and grows fond of him and like adopts him I guess

but then Ganondorf!!!

but it's not ganondorf its ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, uh,,,, don Paulo

except hes like a fake ganon (think zant) but regardless he thinks he can rule everything and he wants that triforce!!

hersh feels the disturbance when don Paulo is like at it and hes like luke I'm gonna go see what's up cuz like technically I'm still a prince

but luke is like i!! wanna go with you!! and BAM yellow light and holy shit hes got a triforce piece too

and hersh is like wHAT

and like idk hersh is like u cant get involved I dont want u hurt so he like,, leaves without telling luke

turns out his fencing skills fall short of don paulos nast magic given to him and he get Kidnapped like a Loser

and the adventures of luke begins I guess

so like luke is out there solving puzzles and fucking up ancient temples n shit I guess and he meets emmy!! who gives him his horse!!

but it's a donkey

anyways they're best friends now

oh along the way he meets some random ass dude called randall?? luke nonchalantly tells him everything bc hes a roudy kid and suddenly this weirdo is super interested and worried?? weird

luke noticed randall is like Not So Suddenly following him but by the 3rd temple he figures this guy isnt actually getting in the way so it's like whatever I guess

but still creepy so he confronts the guy and hes like Hey!!! What the Fuck!!!

and randall confesses that when hersh and he were kids they lived in a big castle together and were best friends!!!

but then hersh hated the bougie 1% castle life and left without telling randall. bummer!

and Randall's been like searching for him since

now we know why hersh always absolutley refused to give his name to the papers!!

also hes a prince that would totally suck if the media knew it was him

anyway so luke and randall team up now and face don paulo

turns out randall ain't shit at fighting but he does know where some cool ass sword is (think of him as like navi or midna. he provides info)

luke has some generic but kinda powerful sword now yay ! time to fuck up some temple bc randall thinks that's smart

in the temple luke gets some kind of magic violin then??? and he can like,,,,,, aquire the power of the animals r some bs like that

time to head to don paulos

theres this big dialogue where luke is like gIVE ME BACK MY BEST FRIEND and don paulo is like Haha u ain't shit kid

turns out he is and don Paulo gets fucking destroyed

but????? no clue to hershs whereabouts when this fool falls???

and suddenly BAM luke gets taken by the hand by this weird but oddly familiar guy in this funky top hat and top hat man just fucking tears luke away from the now crumbling castle room place

luke is like hey What The Fuck

and top hat man is like you have a terrible fate ahead of you but you must save the prince

did I forget to mention luke doesnt know hersh is a prince

so luke is like prince????????

and top hat man is like yea so now u gotta go to this one shithole village nobody knows of and speak to the one the call buffoon

and the top hat man vanishes in a cryptic wave of leaves I guess

randall was there I guess but he only saw top hat man for like 1 second at the end and just fucking sCREAMS

and luke is like what the fUCK is going on

and randall is like do u not know??? r u serious??? but figures it's best he not know yet if this is what top hat man intended

so they go to shithole village and ???? it is not a buffoon, but flora!!

and this time flora is IMPORTANT and VITAL to the plot

flora is like hello they call me buffoon but I'm actually just a lesbian girl everyone here is just home of phobia

and luke is like wow hey cool literally the rest of London hyrule doesnt care pls leave shithole village

and flora is like I cant!! I'm protecting the master sword!

the master sword

floral like dont fcking touch it

luke touches it like an idiot

so luke pulls that shit out and darkness sweeps over the place

and oh dear heres the root of don paulos power!! turns out is Descoganon behind it all

luke tries to fight descole but like too powerful so he gets a Defeat

descoles like buahahahahaha u fool this isnt even my final form and he fuckin dives to finish off luke

but!

top hat man!

he like appears in front of luke and is devoured but descoganons darkness

but before that his top hat falls off and !!!!!!!! wow what a surprise its hersh

luke is like NO I was a FOOL I was too BRASH!! I am not courageous, but dumb!

and Randall's crying I guess but hes like it's not ur fault

and floras like I'm mad at u for pulling out that sword but I mean hes right in order to defeat descole u need to strike him with that sword

so of to descoganons we go!

oh yeah flora joined the team bc turns out shes a fucking BADASS magician

also she constantly gives randall shit for not being able to fight

you thought you heard the last of Emmy but no!! shes back again bc I said so!!!

she wants to join the team too and luke is like cool more horses

everyone's has a cool ass horse except luke who has his dumb lil DONKEY

hes pissed but also grateful he doesnt have to walk by foot but also a fucking donkey???? seriously???

and emmy's like fucking deal with it you whiny ass man

so yeah master sword and magic violin in hand luke calls upon the animals to aid him in battle and it's off to descoles we go!!!

wow this place is DARK

and also the iconic castle that everyone cherishes is now in ruins

and in the most concentrated area of darkness is hersh trapped, glowing just a little bit but fading fast

and luke is like FACE ME DESCOLE U COWARD

and he does

and hes like boutta lose again and flora is like NO! I awaken ur full power!!

and his triforce glows!!!! he is powerful! full of courage!

but descole starts fucking tearing appart in laughter

hes glowing too! he has a triforce too!! he has them all

if you've ever played any zelda game ever this is when descole turns into some pig

but alas by the power of the magic animal violin and the master sword he is defeated

flora dealt the most damage and at the end she was like luke u gotta stab him now and he was like uh ok I guess

voila!! hersh is no longer trapped in darkness!! nor is the rest of London

oh yeah Randall's gay for hersh duh first thing he does is run to him being like remember me???? doesnt matter I'm nursing you to health now

bc I SAID SO

oh but first luke runs to him crying and hugs him and is like pls dont ever leave like that again dad

and hersh is like did.... did u call me dad??? and he cries too and they hug

(except halfway through hersh collapses and luke is struggling to try and keep him from falling. how did this weak boy defeat such an all powerful being?????)

yeah hersh and randall get married flora gets a gf and happily ever after

oh and claire is like the goddess of London who made the damn triforce bc why the fucking hell not

so anyways yeah uhhhhhh someone tell nintendo to fucking hire me

[jhaskii]

You have a lot more followers here though so wouldn't it make more sense to be active here???

ok uhhhhhhhh here’s the reasons why i’m more active on twitter i guess:

a) really easy to talk about/post anything i want over thereb) everyone’s really easy to approach and talk to?? like damn within the first few days of twitter i felt welcomed by everyone and i just 😩 wow!!! it left a great first impressionc) speaking of which, twitter mutuals are so fucking nice holy shit. they’re really friendly and it’s easy to interact with any of their tweets!! tumblr has a wack comment/reply system so i can’t interact with mutuals here the same other than yelling in rb’sd) tumblr drama is more problematic and i just 😪

now finally addressing your point, me having way more followers here is actually partly why i don’t go here as much LMAO. don’t get me wrong, i love all of them, but i get overwhelmed really easily and it kinda stresses me out. but i think if i spend less time lurking here it would be good for me

also i’ve gotten a few asks that have made me downright uncomfortable in a sense that it’s personal questions or just…gross nsfw asks… so yeah i’ve just been. ghosting to twitter to avoid having to see it sometimes

[hcbgoblin]

ok i wanted to watch the full day4 of mma but its only being uploaded at 4am for me and i caved in and watched the lq bts performance and i just

why   do you enjoy making me C RY 

so stream of crying consciousness first impression...... stuff 

a black swan intro A BLACK SWAN INTRO i mean i kinda wanted them to perform the whole song too but hey

it was way too fucking beautiful to be REAL i am LIVING i love love LOVE how much they leaned into classical and contemporary for black swan its more than i ever expected and i just cry every night into my pillow- 

first off i love tae and hoseok as a pairing it doesnt happen often and of the dances black swan could parallel i did not think dna would be one of them but it fucking works and it looks breathtaking 

the HEIGHT of taehyungs jump

swan namjin is just majestic and their postures were rly good, jins port de bras was a+; they over prepared a little for the pirouette but it somehow looks rly cute im whippedajfldkf

ok so. OK. oh   . jungkook,   jimin,    oh wow. oh WOW. jikook has had a lot of dance duos over the years and not to be dramatic but it was all leading up to this MOMENT ksdjn. no but ok the water dance was gorgeous and how delicate and yet midly terrifying they manage to look when theyre being carried (amazing sound direction too ) by the backup dancers is so entrancing, and when they finally come together to dance their FREAKING PAS DE DEUX. (bts danced a straight up pas de deux i cant get over it they really did THAT im losing it) anyway when they dance together you can see it even better!!

that bullet was getting too long so, ok, pas de deux is usually danced by a man and a woman (its more common for this to switch it up in contemporary, but still) , and even though it takes a lot (like a fucking lot) of strenght to maintain the various poses and steps while youre being lifted(usually women), in ballet  its a Thing to not let it show and appear as delicate and effortless as possible. so a lot of people who dont dance get the impression that whoever is lifting is doing the most work, but! thats not true, aND. jimin somehow manages to portray all that strenght while still being tear inducingly delicate. the sequence is sharp, delicated, jagged and desperate and jikook are PERFECT for it, bc their individual dance styles have always been so good at balancing sharp/delicate and intense. 

jimins extensions are, as usual, absolutely thight and in full display. their position for the lift turn was perfect. it was so gorgeous

the final swan pose was so so so so beautiful i loved that formation. bts rly has some of the best designed (like, idk how to say this in english, but literally ‘desenhada’ ‘drawn’) transitions formations and poses. their choreographies are so teatrical, every stop is a painting and i love it. jin just delivers the final blow w the final arms and releasing the bird... mercy

speaking of which the stage design here.................. exquisite

and last but suddenly not least, the backup dancers did the MOST, mad mad props. that bridge drop before jimin first appears might genuinely war with ot7s dancing for most beautiful part of the intro

so. like.      i really love black swan idk if it is noticeable. 

THE STAIRS FOR ON THE NO STAIRS AAAA AND THE N;O  STAIRS AND POSES AND INSTRUMENTALSSSSS 

their STYLING. insane.

ON you beautiful bitch i missed you . you deserved to have been so BIG UGHSJDFN

is it just me or does on feel simultaneously shorter and more INTENSE 

the purple mappp :((( and armys making up bts photo oh my GOD:((( ;;o;;

since its very unlikely they would have released anything outside of mots7 this year were it not for covid, their final performances would probably be n.o, black swan and on, maybe with wabte. im kinda sad now 

but now for long, quarantine savior life goes on is here 🥺🥺🥺

life goes on is so good live its ... ugh 

how SOFT their faces went in yoongis verso tho

its a bangtanarmy world

they did the PAH

dynamite quarantine bop lets go

uhHHHhhHh hoseok?? this VELVET FIT. JHSRKDKJS 

taejoons talk the talk that was SO CUTE. ILLEGAL

they look so happy and energetic i love to see it

dynamite has such a fun choreo. its their simplest one since.... just one day, probably, but they make it SO engaging 

also the way their suits change color is MAGICAL

jin air kisses into the dance break? yEs

THIS DANCE BREAK. ITS PURE DISCO OH MY GOD OH My GoD DISCO QUEEN DYNAMITE!!! U DID THAT . the vibez are absolutely exquisite , dare i say........ GROOVY

super fast footwork and their delivery is so suave and cool holy shit im hypnotized ; that little HEAD BOP on the suspended kick - . like this dance is brimming with personality i love it so much 

hoseoks subtle roboting just adds that Something to it , 

his style is so interesting to me bc like, usually street styles use a lower posture, heavier/sharper finishes, and are visually bolder styles of dancing, highlighting the impact of the steps (i wish i could explain what i mean better but im not super familiar with street styles ughfgfd ) . as opposed to contemporary/jazz/ballet etc but hoseoks style is like a hybrid lately, its very light, almost like hes floating across the stage (voguings a street style that has that lighter higher disposition, but hoseok doesnt rly vogue afaik.... someone once noted, that, interestingly, thats also the core logic of classical dancing and that creates such an interesting contrast in a way that is different but parallel to the way jimin also likes to create that type of contrast in his dancing?? ugh yes.) 

 and anyway, he manages to be so fluid and light and still so sharp and this choreography highlights that soooo well. his footwork and his extensions when hes leading the dance line- chefs kiss . also that hat and that suit   . thank you bh

their linesssssss cries

jimins high kick tumble cries the 70s just kicked me in the face + the synced jump the others do just as he kicks a+++++

they are so synchronized . like they usually are, but it looks even more satisfying here

this dance break..... i didnt think dynamite would do this for us, but its among my favorites 

taehyung is made for This

2seoks suits are driving me feral

was just talking to a friend today abt how i thought back in 2016 that no one could top that mama performance, not even bts themselves......... ha . hahahah ha. 

bangtan. never. disapoints. 

[cakekiriki]

I wanna know everything there is to know about TV. E v e r y t h i n g

OKAY HERE WE GO IT’S GONNA BE VERY MESSY HAHI first made him as vent art during lit class (which is so fucking shitty oh my god that woman legitimately makes me want to die), and I might have posted it here? IdkI never really planned a gender for him, it just kind of happened (reverse of Lu, where I planned a gender but it kinda stopped being a thing)He’s middle eastern! I haven’t decided exactly where his parents are from yet, but I’m thinking Jordan. This being said, he is most definitely not white.He dyes his hair constantly. It’s different every week pretty much.His outfits? Absolutely atrocious. Don't give this boy the freedom to dress himself.He would drink pure caffeine if he could.He only eats junk food and drinks coffee with energy drinks poured in.Absolutely doesn't care for his personal health or living, but is also too lazy to hurt himself purposefullyHis lack of care for his health leads to fights with Twig Angel/Teeth Demon/Three Eyes (Twig can't take care of himself no matter how hard he tries because of some curse something or just because he's half angel/half demon, while TV is fully capable of taking care of himself but he just doesn't)Pretty sure his parents are missing or something or still in their home country, or at least no where near TV.TV has a good relationship with his parents and they're a very loving family, even though they don't see each other much.He's the second oldest out of seven kids (holy wow that's a lot of siblings).Really needs to sleep.He's 17 or 18.Eternal shit eating grin.See that television set he wears for some reason? He's almost always wearing it.Minor conspiracies that he's not exactly human.He's definitely a flower gay.He's cis.Gay? Straight? Bi? No, he's pan.He will either damn you if you try to be physically affectionate with him or he'll become the biggest, cuddliest teddy bear ever.He has a pet bunny named Sir Carrots.He also has a beta fish named Kryptonite (why? No one knows).He's weak for stuffed animals and animals in general.Uhhhhhhhh I can't think of more right now but there we go!