#uhhhhhh no you didnt go to bed

[sleepis4theweak]

Pspsps-

Hello, fam

Im here to tell you that you should make a dystopian design of your sona~

Why?

So me and papa bear (and auntie kredena as well I think?) Not left alone~

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

something like this:

I'll come back and redesign this/explain choices later <3

[rzyraffek]

hello again jiji (walks on all fours and leaves his order) a reaction from the slashers (the ones you want) to a y/n that draws nsfw of them (again, I love the other one) KISSES AND THANK YOU SO MUCH♡

Omg its u again🙄/j As always thanks for reuqest!! Sorry it took few days to write I was sick😔pronouns she/her Requests open

Slashers reacting to y/n nsfw drawings of them

Asa emory

He just came back, he is rarley home so he assumed she will be out or sleeping

He went into house and streight into bedroom(bug men needs sleep too😴)

He saw the drawing just vibing on desk near bed, he really looks at Her stuff but he choose violence today

"Uhhhhh🧍‍♂️" "wha, oh ur home😊 nice to-Asa what are you looking at?😨" "Uhhhhhh🧍"

Asa did expect her to miss him (due to him being all busy and away from home most of time) but like?? Gurl? U down bad pls??? She could say so? "Aww poor loney thing, you know you could just text me~" "🤯NO😳Asa its 4am😩🤨"

I mean Asa is very very creative men im sure He will figure something out, how to make it up to her.

"I always thought you prefered bugs tbh" "I- You mean like in bed??🤨" "yea😔" "wtf🧍"

Ghostface

Man just came back from lovley killing spree he had, he was ready to tell her all about stupid people he encoutered today

"Im back honey! Ooh- she left little gift for me awww*sees the drawing* 😳😍oh myy i didint know you had those ideas"

Btw she in fact did not leave it there on purpose and she did not want him to see it

"What what u screaming about *sees it* ohgodno i can explain really I-"

If he will try to tease her, she should just shmack him really🔨, he stops or gets bullied by his gf

Once per few weeks he will radomly remind her of sins that she commited, she will exprience flashbacks

Heelshie Brahms

Man was watching her draw for good 30minutes, of course she had no clue, he was in walls

He didnt really know what she was drawing but she seemed really blushy and into it. And we all know that Brahms is curious creature ofcourse he will look at stuff she drew

Bro got into the room while she was out doing chores. He took the paper, and looked at it for good few mintues until "oh I forgot my towel-BRAHMS WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN- NNOO DONT LOOK" "Bloody hell what am I looking at🤨"

He wasnt flustered or anything He just kinda 🤨💀

"I mean if you have any Dreams you could ju-" "NO NO I DONT IM GOING BACK TO AMERCIA"

She in fact didnt go back to amercia, and he stole the drawing btw

Yautja

Ah😍 he came back from hunt, ready to give y/n a lovley gift!

Oh mate im back from hunt! I- what- what is that- what is the meaning! I- Mate explain!!"

Alien man got confused

He will carry it all the way to place where shes vibing rn (bonus points if they leave with other humans/yautjas cuz He wasnt covering any of it) "WHAT what, what you mean mate??? I- I do not understand :( "

Guys pls be patient the big guy does not understand :(

Its even worse because not only she has to wittnes her lover being all 😨😔😍 but in addition she has to explain it to him?? Duble boom

"If you crave anything mate, you could just tell me🙄"

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Not the best fics, i would rate it 6/10 in funny scale.

[circus-k]

1, 7, 8, 12, 22, 29 and 30 for the ship thingy 🗣🗣

sonlah AND johnic......thas right double whammy,,,.

oh boy!!!!!!!!!!! the blorbo bingies!!

1- What’s their love languages?

sonic's definitely quality time and maybe some acts of service. lah's would probably be like.... gifts but less in a materialistic way and more of a sentimental 'i thought of you' way. johnny would be uhhhhhh... idk you're the johnny expert i'll just steal YOUR hc about him /silly

7- Who is the more romantic one?

100% lah, johnny probably tries but sonic is just like. we're rivals what could be more romantic than that (they all settled into their own flavours of qpr eventually)

8- Do they have any favorite activities to do together?

lah gets sonic into photography and uhh. johnic rival to bf pipeline they still do rival stuff but like..... slash romantic just trust me on this one. they also all just have normal hangout and explore places and even though sonic has probably zipped through every corner of the world actually slowing down and taking the time to enjoy it with his partners is very special to him

and like. between lah being a ghost and johnny being a robot pirate i believe they can go anywhere and everywhere. though if there's boat travel sonic's like. dead. woopsie daisy

12- Who gets up the earliest? Who has the worst sleep schedule? Who is the sleepiest?

johnny's like. part of a crew he definitely gets up early he wakes up with the sunrise and is like !!! woopeee!! lah has like. a vague schedule but su and wu have to basically drag her out of bed so i dub her the sleepiest. and sonic just wakes up and goes to bed whenever. like he's somehow refreshed and ready for whatever but he has NO sleep schedule

22- How do they apologize after arguments?

after a fight sonic silently sits by them and then after ten thousand hours they talk about it and where they were coming from and even if they don't agree they are #1 communicators so cool so awesome

29- What is something they can never agree on? How do they meet in the middle?

idc what happened in rush sonic is TERRIFIED of open water and can hardly be on a boat without going a little crazy. johnny's like. heartbroken cause he's a pirate and also a shark and he loves the water but he also like. understands that he can't just magically have sonic get over his phobia but they have races on land and whatnot or hang out on the beach or maybe. like a really small and shallow area and johnny pinky promises that he won't let anything bad happen to him

for sonlah idk... i mean lah's a little bit evil but like. god forbid women do anything?? i believe in women's wrongs (sonic would try getting lah some healthier hobbies and uhhhhh. she doesn't kidnap ever again <33)

30- Free space! Say something about this ship that you want to say!

sobs my eyes out SONLAH MY BEST FRIEND SONLAH. JOHNIC MY. I DIDNT FIXATE ON YOU BUT JOHNIC YOU ARE SO SO COOL.

i love that we both decided to draw them on 4/4 that's iconic now. johnic anniversary <33

and sonlah.. i'm working on the ship week thing. it's still so silly to me that i like. idk. i have an entire timeline thing post-notw and post-unleashed and it's entirely hc and entirely for the sake of a hedgehog and a ghost falling in love.

[blxetsi]

I was curious if you’d be up for headcanon of adopting Gabi Braun, or what it’s like being her older sibling?

If not maybe just Pieck relationship headcanons

Please and thank you

im so sorry im getting to this so late 😭🤚 ty for requesting ‼️

‼️CONTENT WARNING: SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 AND CHAPTER 139‼️

adopting gabi braun headcanons (canonverse)

characters: gf!sasha braus x gn!reader, platonic!gabi braun x gn!reader, fatherly!levi ackerman x gn!reader, platonic!falco grice x gn!reader

warnings: death, angst, hatred for kids (fuck them kids‼️), peepaw levi 😁👍

- uhhhhhh,, your relationship w gabi had a very rocky start. Lol !

- it all started when your friend eren jaeger decided to run away to infiltrate marley causing the survey corps to go get him just as a war was declared between your countries, and then two kids snuck onto the airship you were using to escape and shot your girlfriend. and she died. Lol !

- you had a lot of hatred for gabi in the beginning, and it was understandable

- you blamed her for shooting sasha, but you also blamed yourself for not being able to save her.

- you were a trained medic, you were supposed to save people, and yet you couldnt even save the woman you loved. it was like a slap in the face, like god was playing some cruel joke on you

- you remember sitting against the wall with sasha's blood staining your hands. you could barely process what happened at the time, and then levi came

- he sat next to you, taking a handkerchief out of nowhere seemingly, and just wordlessly wiped your hands down.

- your relationship with the older man was never defined, even today, but you both cared for each other

- the next time you saw gabi, was in that restaurant, niccolo had attacked gabi and falco, injuring them both, and said she killed sasha

- your blood went cold, you felt so many things, the grief you had pushed down in favour of your job, anger, fear, among other things

- niccolo had said there needed to be justice, he said that gabi should die for what she did, he tried to get sasha's father to kill her, and all you did was stand there.

- your body went on autopilot, barely listening to mr. braus' speech, you watched as kaya pointed a knife at gabi, and you listened to her wails of agony as you blindly led mikasa, armin, and gabi to a different room

- you were scared of yourself, for what you were thinking. did you really want a kid to die ? she did kill your girlfriend, the woman you wanted to spend the rest of your life with, the woman that shared her food with you, the woman that held you when you got scared at night, the woman that promised you that after the war you two would live on a farm together, and have a family of your own.

- but she was still a child. she didnt know any better. you were conflicted in your feelings, especially after hearing what niccolo had said, but it all just emphasized what was already known to you. she was a child

- your blood was pounding in your ears, and you could faintly hear gabi asking your comrades if they wanted to kill her. when armin reassured her they didnt, she looked to you and asked "what about them ?"

- you didnt answer her, and continued to lead them down where eren would be meeting you all. you were supposed to drop them off, but eren made you stay, and then a fight broke out

- you dont remember when you did it, but you held gabi in your arms, shielding her from the fight. you think you needed to be held more than she did

- things got more complicated after that, and slowly the hatred you had for sasha's killer went away, until all you had left was a hole in your chest from guilt and sadness.

- at fort salta, you thought you were going to die there, next to your friends. you thought you'd become a mindless titan, like connie's family

- but you didnt, well you did, but only for a short time, and when you turned back, you reunited with your friends

- looking around for gabi, you saw her tackle falco into a hug, which made you smile

- "y/n !" jean called, you remember looking behind you in confusion, he sounded distressed, but you understood why when you saw sasha saluting the three of you

- you felt your legs move on your own, and you ran closer to her, before stopping about a meter away. she was dead, you knew she was dead, but she was there, wearing that goofy smile on her face and looking at you as if you'd hung the stars in the sky

- she looked at you. "you did good." hearing her voice felt like a dream. your mouth felt dry, and your jaw opened and closed like a fish before you felt tears sting your eyes. "i love you."

- she nodded, before looking at the sky. "i know." she replied. sasha looked back at you before giving you a soft smile. "you know what to do now." before she disappeared in the debris

- you knew what to do, so you did it

- you found levi sitting against a rock, and when you leaned down next to him he muttered something. "i saw erwin again. and hange. all of them." you nodded. "i saw sasha." he looked at you, and gave you the closest thing to a smile. "i guess we're both at peace now."

*****

- three years later, you've become a school teacher in paradis, teaching young children how to read, to write, and basic math. you teach them about art and music, and nature. its nice being surrounded by children all day, kids are lovely.

- you live with gabi, falco and levi, in a small house inside wall sina. levi's legs have gotten weaker with time, causing him to use a wheelchair and crutches. he's given up on his dream of a tea shop, but is content with the life he has now.

- gabi and falco have gotten more rowdy with age, but they've both matured quite a bit. they make you proud

- you send letters to sasha's family. kaya is growing up, and has taken over archery just like her sister. niccolo is living with them now.

- you'll never be able to let go of sasha, or what happened to her, but the pain in your chest has dulled immensely. you think about her sometimes, when youre in bed alone, wanting to feel the warmth of her body in your arms, you know you should move on, you get teased about not having a new girlfriend, even levi has made comments about there being "plenty of fish in the sea"

it was a late night, on a friday. you were grading spelling tests at the dining room table, one lone candle being your source of light. your pen moves swiftly across the different pieces of paper, adding check marks or x marks when needed, adding a note at the bottom of each test, before adding a smiley face on all of your students' hard work. it was tedious, but it needed to be done, and you had to remember to bring them in on monday, you couldn't forget like last time.

you heard footsteps coming down the stairs. they were soft, and slow, and at first you thought it was levi but realized it couldn't be since you couldn't hear the soft tapping of his crutches on the stairs. they came down to the bottom and stood there, it was gabi, dressed in a light pink nightgown that came down to her knees, and her disheveled hair in the braid you did for her before bed.

you pushed your reading glasses to the top of your head. "what are you doing up ? it's late."

she shrugged, and walked over to sit across from you at the table. gabi grabbed the stack of papers that you already graded and shuffled through them, giggling when she found a misspelling.

you rolled her eyes. "don't laugh, they're six."

she shook her head. "i was spelling ten times better than this when i was their age."

"uh huh."

"are you calling my bluff ?"

you chuckled. "maybe. you should be in bed though."

"why ? it's not like we have school tomorrow."

you shrugged. "i was thinking we could go on a picnic outside the walls. it gets stuffy in here."

she nodded. "that would be fun."

the silence came back for a while, until you finished grading and set your papers aside.

"you know, i hear you sometimes." she whispered.

you looked at the brunette in confusion. "how do you mean ?"

"when your in bed, sometimes you cry."

you scoffed, and leaned back in your chair. "yeah well, i try to muffle it."

"i don't think ive ever apologized to you," she started. her eyes welled up with tears and her hands shook on the table. her cheeks and nose became pink as she held herself back from crying. "i know i feel bad, and i regret killing her but, i've never actually apologized to you for-"

"don't." you said. you kept your eyes on your lap, you felt your throat growing tight. "please gabi, don't say anything."

"i need to apologize-"

"you don't. you killed her. she's dead, the war is over. it's done. just let it go." you said, your voice wavering.

"have you let it go ?"

your head shot up to her. "i lost the woman i was going to spend the rest of my life with. she promised me a safe home, a farm, and a family. and she promised we'd grow old together. and that didn't happen. i grew up with her, i've known her since i was twelve, we started dating when i was sixteen. of course i haven't let it go, gabi."

gabi looked shocked by your outburst, but nodded. she understood how you felt, and she felt so guilty. "you don't forgive me do you ? i get it, i really do. i'm sorry."

you shook your head. "gabi no, i do. i do forgive you. i just, i can't forget it." you whimpered, tears started streaming down your face and you choked back a sob. "i loved her with all of my heart, i still do, but i don't hate you-"

gabi rolled her eyes, tears coming out uncontrollably now. "you should. i killed her, i ruined your chance of a happy life ! she was your family and i-"

"gabi no !" you exclaimed, cutting her off. at this point you both looked like a mess, and you were worried you woke up the boys. you grabbed her shaking hands in your own and held them to you. "you are my family. you are. so is falco, and so is levi. i forgive you, and i love you with all of my heart." you said, a sad smile on your face. her eyes widened at your words, before she started sobbing.

you got up from the table to come to her side, and held her in your arms as she cried. her arms wrapped around your shoulders while she dug her head into your neck, tickling you with her hair.

you rubbed her back and cradled her head while shushing her. she sobbed out a muffled "i love you so much y/n." that you chuckled at.

"i love you too so much." you whispered back.

it took a long time for gabi to calm down, but when she did you still held her, rocking her and yourself back and forth slightly. you two moved from the chairs down to the floor, funny enough.

you kissed the top of her head before talking, the only noise in the room being your whispers, her sniffles and the living room clock. "you know reiner's coming home soon. are you excited ?" she nodded against your skin and sniffled again, clearing her throat too.

"i hope he brings me a gift or something." she whispered back, her voice hoarse. it made you laugh, and you had to cover your mouth to keep quiet.

"they're going to shiganshina district for a couple of days, to visit mikasa and eren, and then mikasa will come with them to the capital."

"do you miss her ?" she asked.

"so much. i miss all of them, but mikasa is a close friend of mine, she holds a special place in my heart."

"do you think you and levi will go to the meetings between the marley ambassadors and the jaegerists ?" she asked.

"maybe, if they feel as though they really need us."

you sighed through your nose, which was a bit stuffy from crying. "after we turned back into humans, i saw sasha again."

gabi lifted her head up from where it was resting on your shoulder. "what ?"

"yeah, i saw her ghost i think." you looked down on her with a smile on your face. "she told me i knew what i needed to do, and then i went and got levi and you and falco." you paused for a moment, thinking about how you would word what you were thinking. "i did what i needed to do, i got my family together." gabi's eyes widened. "sasha promised me a family, and although this wasn't the family i had envisioned, it's still a family nonetheless. i believe her last gift to me was you, falco, and levi. and i am so grateful to have you all in my life."

gabi smiled before hugging you. she opened her mouth to say something-

"oi !" a deep voice came from the top of the stairs. "you two woke me up with all of your crying. go to bed." before your heard the creaking of the floorboards and the closing of a door.

you chuckled before standing up, pulling gabi with you. you walked her to her room, and even tucked her in, you both exchanged 'i love yous' and 'goodnights' before you retreated from her bedroom, closing the door behind you.

across the hall, levi stood leaned on his doorway with his arms crossed together. "that family speech, that was cute." he commented. you rolled your eyes at the older man. "were you listening in on a private conversation ?" you teased.

the ex-captain scoffed and looked away. "go to bed y/n. we have a picnic to go on tomorrow." before closing his door.

you chuckled to yourself, remembering how you brought up the idea to him that morning, and he only replied with a curt "we'll see" before sipping on his morning tea.

you went back to your own room, and got into your bed. you turned on your side, and looked at the space you always left open for sasha, and brushed your hand against the pillow.

"goodnight love."

uhhhhh doesnt feel like my best work but whatevs 😁👍 enjoy my comeback to tumblr 🤩🙏

requests open mfs ‼️

[deripmaver]

Derip i fucking love you but of you do not give me the background story on your soft porn au i will KILLL YOUUUU. he started sleeping with Damen AND THEN with auguste? HELLO??????? 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪tell m

LKSJDHFNGLVKJSFDHNLK I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK IT THROUGHHHHHHHH IM SORRY LMFAO SHIT UHHHHHH

laurent probably started sleeping with damen in some very freudian "this-is-to-make-auguste-jealous" kind of way, making sure to have very loud sex right in the next room over (auguste became his guardian after canon-typical bad stuff happened), walking out of his room in just a t-shirt covered in hickeys, probably straight up masturbating on the couch with auguste in the house while calling damens name.

tauguste got fed up and was like "you wanna rile me up? fine" and basically wound up bursting into their room while they were having sex and dressing laurent down about how he obviously wasnt really as into it as he seemed, he was just acting, just trying to make auguste jealous bc auguste knows what he sounds like when hes not trying from when they lived together and laurent was younger etc etc etc

looks down to see damen humiliated and bright red rock fucking hard, laurent also humiliated and soaking wet and trying to cover himself, and auguste is like oh huh lmao.

damen: you dont like it????? youre just trying to make auguste jealous???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 is that why you keep faking your orgasms??????

laurent: but then i did kind of start liking it and actually youre really sweet and considerate i thought youd just be a fuckboy but youre not. also youre really hot and have a huge dick. i do still want to fuck auguste tho.

laurent: wait you knew i was faking my orgasms??????

damen: 🥺

auguste: im bout to show both of these idiots how its done

then fucks them both for hours until theyre both totally fucked silly on laurents bed, and auguste remembers(tm) that humiliation kink, and he notices how much more easily laurent seems to come when auguste teases him about how obvious he was with damen. laurent probably cries afterwards and confesses all his sexual insecurities and hence the cnc begins

also theyre all pretty switch-y in this au, auguste and laurent are primarily dom and damen is primarily sub but the fic ive written have had laurent subbing. and auguste is a big fan of bottoming while also being a dom.

i came up with all of this on the fly (except that last part) there u go have fun

[creepypastashavecomittedtaxfraud]

Hello I’m the anon who requested the possessive/obsessive with Jeff, Toby, and BEN and I’m perfectly fine with the clingy or protective one instead. Either is fine or both whichever your more comfortable with :)!

Okay sweet, here ya go, hope you like these ^^

Jeff the killer:

If you tell him that you really want him to be protective and clingy with you, that it makes you happy and safer, he is more than happy to do so with you. He always wants to act that way really but holds off most of the time. or at least he would with a different partner, but hey, if you want him to be like that he will. he really really will.

He almost always insists on leaving the house with you. Really really hates when you leave the house by yourself and if you go he’s all worked up over it and visibly agitated while your gone. Hell, if you let him he will even follow you to the human world during the day just to make sure nothing happens to you, and normally he would never ever get caught dead up there during the day.

Even with most of his scary features covered up, he is fucking Scary. Being in the underworld and disconnected from normal people for so long gives him a terrible aura and a literally uncanny valley level threatening killer feeling about him . People intentionally very obviously avoid  going near you two. Which is good. Likes keeping people farrrr away from you.

And when you two are just at home he still sticks close. likes to keep his hands on you . its a nice sort of gentle hold. on your arm or shoulder. around the waist, whatever. 

If he has to leave the house without you, like yknow. for work. he’ll get a hold of you and kiss your cheek and neck and tell you to be safe while he’s gone. makes you promise you won’t get yourself into trouble or anything. It takes a lot of reassuring that you’ll be fine but he will let go...yknow eventually. A lot of cute teasing back n forth and kissing before he finally does pull away, very hesitantly . A good 15 , 20 minutes after he actually said he’s leaving probably heh

Sometimes after coming home from the stabby business he won’t wipe off the blood before giving you some hugs and kisses. and he likes if you don’t wipe the blood off right away. kind of a. mark. if you will i guess. you do have to wash it off eventually of course but when you just go about your day covered in blood he’s spilled he’s like uhhhhhh kinda hot lol. a little marking showing off youre his baby like that

Ticci Toby:

He worries so much for your well being it makes him sick sometimes how much he cares . Hence why he always seems extra worried and concerned over every little thing with you. He doesn’t like being too far away and tries to remain at least within earshot of you 90% of the time if not constantly right next to you. He’s your full time attack on command body guard and he likes it that way. 

You were probably getting made fun of as a joke by some of the others one time and getting a little upset and. god it really set him off and. it was a big fight between him and whoever it was and a whole big deal like that. and later that he was crying and holding you in his amrs saying how sorry he is, and how he absolutely can’t stand to see you hurt like that

if anyone ever hurts your feelings he gets soooo fucking angry and defensive as hell. Has probably gotten his ass kicked a couple times for being over protective of you and getting into fights with others. and not winning. he cant help it. he just feels like he needs to protect and defend you all the time

Just wants to be near you so much it hurts. you two cuddle to sleep every night, and no matter how sound asleep he is and how careful you are the second you try to climb out of bed he’s desperately holding onto you and clinging to your arm begging you to stay there with him, just for a little longer please. He sounds so sad when he asks you to you of course crawl back into bed and let yourself get held and kissed all over again. He’ll let you go in a second, he promises...Just hates the thought of waking up and you not being there so much.

is always giving you his things. his clothes and his gloves and his earrings and well whatever you can think of. He absolutely loves seeing you wearing and walking around with things he owns. it really just. makes you look like his. and he really loves that.you look so sweet when you wear and use his things. ur his baby

When he has to go out on a job, he’s so on edge the whole time even more than normal until he gets home and can see you again. The second he steps back into the house and gets the reassurance you’re fine its like he can breath again. Stays by your side the whole rest of the night

Ben drowned:

Ben is usually very chill, but god he is sooooo clingy with you. You can NOT get him off you. He very literally can not sleep without you at all, and he uses his height to his advantage as in he’s always literally clinging to you while floating and letting you drag him around like that. he’s always all over you all the time so I hope you enjoy that

While he is chill, his protectiveness comes out in more subtle ways. And he’s a little more jealous type than toby, especially when it comes to the guys. 

If someones sitting a little too close he subtle ly pulls you away a tiny little bit and starts kissing you or distracting you with something else while occasionally looking over at whoever it was to see if they look annoyed or jealous. which, they never do, thankfully. but cant ever be too sure.

I think if anyones actively flirting with you, even as a joke, he gets pretty visibly agitated. he’ll death stare for a while and wait to see what happens, and if it gets too much he’ll like throw an empty soda or beer can at them and tell them to cut that shit out. everyone gets the hint at That point but if they ever persisted or, god forbid made you uncomfortable he’d really lose his cool. get between you two and shove them and tell them to fuck off. His voice gets really glitchy and distorted when he’s mad and he’s actually kind of intimidating like that. just put your arms around him and hug him from behind and tell him it’s ok and to calm down and he’ll be fine. probably drags you away somewhere else to spend time with you and is all passive aggresive with whoever it was for a whileee after

He lets a lot of things slide, but he does not like anyone getting too touchy or even jokingly flirty with you at all. playful teasing and a little play fighting thats fair game, but if they start getting Weird with you he interjects himself into the situation and tells them to fucking watch it and leads you away. closer to where he is . and he can put his arm around you and make sure everyone around there knows not to try it. sometimes you gotta assure him that its okayyy and he should know theyre just messing around. 

he didnt even really know he had a more protective side to him like that until you two got together. but now its like. just the thought of anyone else touching you or talking to you sweet or cutesy makes him queasy . and as long as you seem to like and react well to his protective clingy-ness, doesn’t see a reason to stop

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

yeah, i don't lie a lot either, not only because i'm just really bad at it but also i'm a pretty honest person, i rarely see a reason to lie about something to people i'm close with. i do lie to teachers too though. because i am not just gonna tell them that i'm planning on procrasting an assignment for 3 weeks and then doing it on the last night. no, thank you. about that i can lie very convincingly.

there was also this one memorable occasion where i was lying horribly and then somehow managed to save the situation? it was weird. basically this guy i was friends with asked me out and I panicked coz i didnt want to hurt his feelings but i really didnt like him that way, so i said i'm sorry i have a crush on someone so i'm not emotionally available. and he was like oh cool who is it? because he obviously didn't believe me (see: my terrible lying skillz) and i was like oh it's my classmate [insert random name that does not belong to any of my classmates] and he asked for his facebook because again: didn't believe me. and so i panicked even more because i didn't know any people with that name so i told him yeah you caught me, i was lying, i actually have a crush on my best friend (we're both girls) so hopefully ur not homophobic dude. he was not homophobic! so that was great, even if i did lie so horribly at first that i had to come out to save my lie 🤷‍♀️

i'm pan ace by the way! and i'm only out as pan to 5 (i think) people irl and literally no one outside of tumblr knows that i'm ace (because i'm apparently really horrible at telling who in my life is aphobic and after one attempt at coming out as ace and backtracking asap i did not try again!)

also, i figured that you would like to know, that i found some hair dye i bought before (the second) quarantine in my country started and forgot about. so i dyed my hair red again! at 1am (well it's 12.30 but thats close enough right?) i also accidentally dyed my favorite (white) sleep shirt red because in my excitement i forgot to change. so now it looks like someone's head was cut off while wearing it! the chaos! i'm loving it

Oh yeah, I had this one lecturer last trimester that would give you assignments and expect you to have started them like, a solid month before it was due. If it was like a MASSIVE assignment I would understand of course. But half the time it was just like a 1000 or 2000 word essay. Two weeks from the due date I’m pretty sure she expected a draft. That is of course not what I did. I’m over here chatting with my tutor the day it’s due like yeah I started last night gonna try to get it done by the due time tonight :)) shoutout to that tutor, I gave her second-hand anxiety and stress and she did not deserve it. But when talking to the lecturer? nooo I’ve made a start for sure :). On the other hand that was my worst class last trimester and my results just. weren’t vibing. so maybe I should’ve started weeks prior sdkfsdfsk. Lying to teachers about having started an assessment is my specialty. stressing tutors out about having not started so close to the date is also my speciality (i’m so sorry sdfkshdf).

oh my god what a legendary way of saving that lie in the end. that’s incredible. I think I would’ve panicked so much in that situation it just would’ve been stuttered half words and a sprint in literally any direction to get away. What a save. 10/10 quick thinking skills there honestly. to be fair there also weren’t enough people in my high school to get away with naming a fake person. when a guy asked ME out I just stood there staring at him with great fear until he reminded me I could say no so I said uh, yeah, I mean no sorry, and speed-walked away. he was good about it though. until I found out he wanted to ask me to the ball in year 12 I believe and I suddenly disappeared whenever he entered a room. Weird how that worked. so strange. odd. top 10 unexplainable things in the world.

so when I was younger I was ‘dating’ this guy on minecraft. there! i said the first sentence! cue laughter! meanwhile a guy at school had started to show interest in me (the dude above) and i mean. what was i gonna say. sorry dude i’m actually dating someone on minecraft so :)) can’t date you! but some friends got really curious about why I was so against dating him because we did actually get along pretty well as friends. and I wasn’t about to tell THEM the truth either. so i. so i- so. i um. i uhhhhhh. hhhhhh. i confess. the worst lie i’ve ever told. went something like

so the thing is I’m actually in a long distance relationship with someone, which is why I can’t date this guy and am not interested. we met in new zealand though! he’s in america now. it’s SUCH a weird story. we met in [insert place two towns over] and started dating and it was all going really well when his parents found out. they weren’t happy with us dating so they decided to move away so he couldn’t date me anymore. they moved ALL the way to the US just because they disapproved! we still keep in touch through messaging apps and that though. so. then my friends took me to maccas after school asking more questions and what he looked like. so I showed them his insta profile and explained a bit about him. that part wasn’t a lie but geez, THEY MOVED ALL THE WAY TO AMERICA FROM NZ BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T APPROVE? WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT ASS LIE IS THAT. THAT IS THE WORST THING I’VE EVER COME UP WITH. I THINK I GAINED MY ABILITY TO LIE SOMEWHAT WELL AFTER THAT BECAUSE IT TRULY COULD NOT GET WORSE. anyway. that’s something i never want to reflect on EVER again. thank god i’m only exposing myself to all of tumblr. i was like 14 or 15 there is no excuse for a lie that god awful at that age. and yet. ANYWAY.

that’s awesome though! 10/10 identity in my opinion, thanks for sharing!!! I came out to my entire english class in year 13 as part of a speech assessment just cause it seemed to fit the speech topic at the time and i was like fuck it. last year here. let’s do it. and my parents still didn’t find out. despite reading the speech. it was a coming out comment that clearly just went over their heads. they still don’t know. everyone else does. it’s wild. I feel you though. I’m so comfortable saying I’m bi or I’m gay or I’m queer or anything of the sort with people I know are chill but the ace side of things? it’s just trickier for me, at least. the first time I mentioned asexuality was to my Dad when he asked me to explain what the acronym LGBTQIA+ meant after seeing it on the news or something. So I went through each and explained them carefully so he understood. And I got to asexuality and I started explaining and he was like oh but that one’s a choice though with a very final sounding voice. And I didn’t really know my sexuality exactly at the time but I was questioning if I was ace and I was like ! neat ! i’m never telling anyone now ! i’m sure he didn’t really mean harm or anything and if i genuinely sat down now he’d listen but it was enough to keep that part of my identity more private. still i met a bunch of ace people at uni by accident in one class. it was rad. english attracts queer people i swear.

and omg, awesome! I hope it turned out well! well except for the shirt. but honestly, that seems like an awesome edition. i’m feeling a serial killer who collects the shirts of people whose heads they just cut off. who then wears them to bed to sleep in cause like obviously you can’t just wear that in public. what a vibe. also at 1am? sdkfjskdfsdf mood. i’m glad you’re vibing with it though!!

[remainloved]

pls do one being a youtuber and super close to james and he introduces you to grayson at a party bc he already knew you both have crushes on each other and you two get along pretty well

this is such a cute concept! wow!

well,, this is interesting!! this would be AFTER zane’s party ;))

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before

you guys never really go through the hang out because every time you did plan,, one would back out because of the busy schedules...

“What about this week?”

“I can’t, there’s a meeting I should go with my manager.”

IT’S THEN JAMES MADE HIS PALETTE

You’re a close friend to James... even before he blew up...

James knew you first before he knew the twins...

James knows that you’ve been proper gushing about the twins...

Everytime he suggested a meetup between you and the twins... things would come up... schedules would always clash...

You being close to James,, James knew all of your SECRETS

He knew that you like the one and only Grayson Dolan

Since he’s also friends with Grayson

He knew that Grayson is crushing on YOU.

SO WHEN JAMES KNEW BOTH OF YOU ARE COMING

HE MADE IT HIS PERSONAL MISSION FOR YOU AND GRAYSON TO HANG OUT!

During his after party of launching his newest palette.

There’s a huge circle and you guys decided to play...

TRUTH OR DARE

The only game that’s efficient enough to make group of strangers feel like long friends!

When you were pulled in to the circle... you were shaking your head furiously,, you’re not fond of the game because it’s nerve wrecking and you don’t really know the people well

When you’re forced to sit down,, you scan through the circle and spotted the one and only Grayson Dolan

He offered you a kind smile and your heart skips a beat,, smiling back at him you awkwardly wave your hands and his smile grew even wider

The questions went back and forth,, “Who’s your youtube crush?”

The dare would be posting a tweet out of their account

It was when James spun the bottle and it landed on Grayson...

James smirked and leaning back, “Truth or dare?”

Grayson laughed and answered with such confidence and ease, “Truth!”

Ethan beside him rolled his eyes...

James cleared his throat and asked, “Grayson,”

“Yes.” Grayson answered

“Who’s the prettiest girl in the circle? Emphasis on girl, because if it’s in general then I’m sure you would pick me.” James uttered the words with such sass and everyone was laughing, including yourself...

You stared at Grayson and Grayson caught you looking at him, you could feel the blood rushing to your cheeks and you could see his ears and neck turning red

Grayson groaned but he looked back at you and smiled, “Y/n.”

“Uhhhhhh.”

“Awhhhhhh.”

“AHHHH!”

Everyone was cooing and awwing and the both of you were just red...

You looked down and covered your red cheeks and smiled...

Your heart swelled ten times and your heart was thumping faster, your face was red but you’re smiling happily...

You were having such a great time despite feeling slightly anxious and heart eyeing Grayson...

You were having a great time because the bottle never landed on you... you thanked your lucky stars above and everyone screamed

“FINALLY!”

You shook your head confused and you looked forward, the end of the bottle is pointing at you!

James was looking at you with mischief filling his eyes

“Sister Y/n, truth or dare?”

Your heart wanted to choose truth but everyone was chanting...

“DARE! DARE! DARE! DARE!”

You took a deep breath and cursed yourself for being such a people pleaser, you muttered “Dare.”

“Stay in my guest room for 30 minutes and bring Grayson Dolan along with you.” He said with glee

Your eyes turned wide and you looked back at Grayson, his lips were hanging wide...

Everyone was screaming in agreement...

You pursed your lips and you stood up, walking towards Grayson, you held your hand out and Grayson looked at you and smiled.

He took your hand in his, you both were holding hand as you walk out of the circle towards the guest room...

“Also, a bonus dare. Take Grayson on a date tomorrow. I know both of your schedules and you both are free. So no excuses.” James tutted.

The both of you chuckled and just continued walking inside the room.

The both of you sat on the bed, awkwardly at first...

Grayson smiled when he looked at you, your hair slightly messy, your clothes slightly wrinkled and your eyes shining bright...

You looked back at him and smiled, feeling somehow at ease just being inside the room with him.

“So, how are my babies?” He asked with a serious tone and your head snapped back towards him.

“Babies?!” You giggled

“The articles did say you’re carrying a twin.” He closed his eyes and smiled.

“Well, shouldn’t you take good care of the mother of your children?” You played along and Grayson chuckled.

“Oh, don’t you worry.” Grayson scoffed and swatting his hand away, giving a dramatic effect... that it’s that simple...

You laughed and he looked back at you, the way you throw your head back and a hand trying to cover up your laughter, Grayson felt butterflies in his stomach for making you this radiant...

It’s passed 30 minutes and both of you didn’t once glance the time and continued on talking...

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i’m really sorry that it’s that bad. still hope you liked it though. i love you all lots.

[theradicalace]

5. i dare you to answer all of the risky asks in one post

thank you anon i really wanted to expose myself and thats not even sarcasm

risky asks

1. “@” people you want to be friends with

answered here

2. screenshot the tabs you have open

yes, i’m aware how having five tabs of my own blog open looks. yes, i know i have a lot of tabs open. this is actually pretty tame for me

3. the last text you sent to someone?

“hey can you come pick me up from gsa? this meeting really flopped and only like 3 other people showed up, but its too hot to walk home” 

sent to my mom. the final gsa meeting of the year was meant to be a party, but nobody showed, and nobody brought food. it was kicking up my anxiety and i really wanted to go home, but my moms phone was on silent or something, and i wasnt tryna get heat stroke

4. do you have a nsfw blog?

no. i used to run two when i was thirteen and in a bad place, and didnt really think it through, but after about two years, i realized that hey, maybe i, a minor, shouldnt have nsfw blogs. i might pick em back up when im 18 tho.

5. i dare you to _____

(thats this ask lmao) 

6. screenshot the first page of your search history

i forgot how to get to my history lmao. anyway the first page was insanely long, because i have youtube open in the background autoplaying a playlist at all times, so i just screenshotted what fit on the screen without scrolling

7. tell an embarrassing memory or story

i cant actually think of any right now! ill reblog this if i remember/find any, but the only thing i can remember is when i had a huge mental breakdown over something that turned out to not be a big deal. 

8. how often do you take showers?

whenever i remember to, which can range from every day, to every few days. i’ll start feeling gross after that tho, so its never much longer.

9.  what was your first blog URL?

answered here

10. if you draw or write, show some of your really old work

i dont have access to any of my oldest drawings from my youtuber phase unfortunately, nor any of my old unfinished fics from my MLP phase, because i impulse deleted all of them.

there is this old thing tho

and this is my first really genuine, serious fic.

REALLY risky asks (watch out!!! super Risky)

1. if you had to hug anyone who would you hug

answered here

2. whats your favorite flavor of ice cream?

did you know reeses peanut butter cup ice cream exists? thats my favorite. other than that, i like cookies and cream!

3. whats your favorite color?

idk, i just like colors! i prefer bright ones tho!

4. if you have pets, what are their names?

a cat named russel! and a gecko named spider! and a huge assortment of spiders who i cant be bothered to list the names of. also an aquarium of fish

5. do you like a warm bed or a cold bed?

cold bed, with lots of blankets

6. whats a really good memory you have?

actually really recently i reconnected with a friend of mine! im very happy. we watched ducktales together recently and it was good

7. favorite song you cant stop listening to?

uhhhhhh all songs? i just like music

8. do you drink water with or without ice in it?

answered here

9. do you like to use correct grammar when you type or just type all lowercase?

it depends on the scenario! if its casual? lowercase, relaxed grammar. if its formal, like an essay or a quora answer or something? proper grammar

10. whats something thats made you laugh recently?

this

[deeeelightfuldee]

What’s the earliest you could go to bed at night and feel okay about? i would freaking LOVE to be in bed at 8 (9 at the worst) every night, given the option. like i would love it. 

What time of the year do you dislike the most? february, march, april.

What is your favorite color to wear? neon pink, black, white.

Are you an overachiever? yes. that would be accurate in workplaces and school.

What physical feature do you wish you had (i.e. freckles, curly hair)? flat tummy, glorious hair, muscle definition, idk.

How long have you gone without shaving (girls- legs, armpits; boys- faces)? I shave regularly. i think the longest was when i had a cast on lol. obvious reasons.

What is your favorite thing about your life? my nephews/niece

Have you ever painted a picture of somebody? not to my knowledge, no. i mean maybe as a kid like of my mom or something.

Did you enjoy your past relationships? i had some fun ones. 

When was the last time you were in a pet store? my last visit to FL. sooooooo april? 

Who was the last boy that you saw cry? uhhhh i havent got a clue. i think i sent a pic of me coming out of a panic attack to k.

Does your mom know you do surveys? i think ive told her before but im almost certain she has no recollection of it.

Are you currently planning a trip? i wish. i have two trips planned that i didnt plan lol. i want to go see something. it’d be cool if i could do that in the summer for my bday or even the fall for a bday present.

How many plants are in your home? alive? like real ones? uhhhhhh probably none.

What movies have tripped you out? i seldom watch movies that trip me out.

Did you rollerblade as a kid? Do you still rollerblade? I never could. im not stable on wheels/blades lol. i legit broke my one ankle 3x in 2 years and my bones are weak sauce.

Would you take a dirty picture of yourself for someone you are dating? suggestive/provocative yes. nude? no.

Do you use earplugs or a sleeping mask when you sleep? I do not. that would not help me sleep lol

How picky are you when it comes to choosing who to kiss or not kiss? I can be quite picky lol. as soon as i determine there is something i don’t like, i’m like “yeah, won’t be kissing this dude.”

Has anyone ever whistled at you? Yeah. actually, josh used to whistle at me all the time when we were dating and i thought it was so cute.

Do you like scarves? I love them. but it isn’t weather for it.

Is your father homophobic? i have no clue. hes not a very kind/loving person so my guess is he could have some prejudices.

If Heaven and Hell exists, where are you going when you die? heaven :)

Who is the person that you are afraid of losing, above everyone else? mom is my lifeline. if I lost her right now id beeeeeeee homeless, heartbroken, idk. it would be awful. i hate that thought.

What is one thing that pisses you off pretty much everyday? nothing pisses me off daily. i don’t like letting things have power over me.

Is there anyone you know that you feel should consider therapy? EVERY single person. it is such a great thing for ANYONE.

Do you like any of the songs on Twlight, or the actual movie/saga itself? I havent seen twilight.

How old was the first person you kissed? i was 16 he wassssssssss.... 18? 19? maybe 20? he was a senior when I was a freshman so three - four year difference?

Last person to stand up for you? my sis against my dad in january of this year

Has anyone ever told you that you’re a good singer? yeah back when i used to sing in church and in plays

Do you ever watch TED talks, live or online? i used to online a lot for school but i haven’t much lately. 

Does it bother you when you see a 6th grader with a bunch of gadgets? i don’t care.

Did you buy yearbooks every year in high school, or did you not bother? that wasn’t a thing.

Jalapeños: yay or nay? yay but it can be overdone real quick

Did you ever play Minecraft? No im still lost at why people want to play something that has worse graphics 

Did you ever have a Club Penguin account? Were you a member? I saw it a couple times i think but i didnt ever get hooked.

What do you think is the biggest injustice that was ever done to you? abuse/neglect/assault

Can you honestly say that you always practice safe sex? i wasn’t given the choice

Do you feel protective over someone? very much so.

What is your favorite way to eat chicken? chicken in just about any way.

Are you a fan of seals? Sure.

Do you have a favorite pet? ben!

Have you ever played with toy cars before? absolutely. i have 6.. (almost seven..one is still cooking but is born this next month)  nephews so i get a lot of opportunities to do so

When was the last time you cried? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its been a while.

Have you ever touched a caterpillar? of course

Is there a YouTube channel whose videos you always watch? no i literally go on youtube like 4x a year.

Have you ever won a game of chess? never. i have no idea how to play

Do you enjoy staying at hotels? only if theyre exceptionally clean. 

How often do you bike ride? never. if i can help it lol

Are you any good at Ping-Pong? i do alright on it 

Does your best friend have any piercings? depends on who that is.

Why did you last laugh really hard? yesterday i got drunk with mom and i was laughing at EVERYTHING lol

How have you felt today? today was fine! 

What’s the latest you went to bed this week? 630am

Anyone told you a secret this week? yes a couple times.

In the next 4 months, what are you looking forward to most? school? work? new nephew? birthday, 4th of july

Do you have your driver's license? Yeeeep but i gotta go get the new “real” id

Who was your last text message from? better be K if he knows whats right for him loool

Do you use teeth whitener? not in awhile.

Do you iron your clothes? Not if i can help it but if it is needed, yes. i want to work in a way that my outfits are iron needed :)

Do you live near any volcanoes? no.

Tell me something about yourself that you don't normally tell people. uhhhhhhhh i dont offer up that my dad was abusive unless absolutely necessary

Who were you last mad at and why? A jerk at the gym

Do you think tomorrow will be a good day for you? yes i think it will be. its a holiday weekend

What is something that one of your family member collects? hmmmm. i don’t really know too many collectors in our family.

If you were able to set up a stand, what would you sell? bakery goods lol

Have you ever legitimately forgotten to do homework? oooofff.... i dont think so?

Depending on where you live, why might a day of school get canceled? snow. 

If you were given a certain amount of time to live, would you want to know? probably, i guess. Who is your favorite Disney Princess? belle

When was the last time you did something that you’ve never done before? What was it? the martinis were new for me. 

Now that you are an adult, which situations make you feel most like a grown-up? Which situations make you feel like you’re still a child? i love traveling. making calls for appointments or spider killing makes me feel like a baby lol.

What are three things/interests you are currently into right now? reading/art/traveling

What was the last small thing that really inspired you, that jumpstarted you to create or gave you a great idea? uhhhhhhhhhhh hm. thats a great question. I think my most recent inspiration was myself tbh

What are some things that you enjoy but you have no practical use for in your own life (e.g., baby clothes for a non-parent or school supplies for a non-student)? Do you still browse these items at stores? lol i LOVE school supplies 

Do you wish that you had more followers on any platform? Do you even pay attention to how many likes/comments/followers you have? I dont care at all. its not my business lol. 

Why did you move to where you’re living now? my parents moved here because mom was pregnant with me and they outgrew their other home. 

Are any of your relatives musicians? dad is a drummer and would play quite a bit. 

What color was the last swimsuit you wore? white with red/navy trim. :)

Can you remember the last song you listened to? no, i am unsure.

Are you more of a phone or a computer person? i love this laptop. so so much.

What months were you and your siblings born in? january, august, august.

What did you have for dinner last night? uhhhhhhh dang for the life of me i cant remember. OH a sub-in-a-tub from jersey mikes.

Ever peed in the pool? Be honest! No that grosses me out

Do you think “sleeve tattoos” are a good idea? If its tasteful sure

Ever had to take an inkblot test? yup!

Is there anyone you know who’s in any way paralyzed? yes!

Have you ever seen a walrus? uhhhhh im not sure if i have in person.

Does your bathroom have a theme to it? lolol no. outdated.

What’s something you worked extremely hard to get? T my degrees.

Are you nosy? probably could be considered so.

Who was the best kisser out of all the people you have kissed? ooooo. justin and i had it DOWNNNN.

[frenchfriedbitchflakes]

All the 2's

WELP I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE WHEN TRYING TO MAKE A POST, SO @alotteofchar HERES YOURS TOO. And I slightly hate you for putting all of them….

1.You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? 

UH, well it’s one of my best girl friends so, prolly “what the fuck”

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

Immensely, but that’s just cause I care about their wellbeing?

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Exactly 6

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Kinda tipsy tbh

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Absolutely

7. What does your last received text say?

😂😂😂😂

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Hosnestly too many to count

9. Where was your last kiss at?

My house!

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

In June on my vacation to my home town!

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Monster during the summer and coffee in the winter!

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My broken ass bed 😂

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

No? I dont know. I mean they can be, just depends I guess

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would yo?

Yes!!

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

Nopee!!

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

Lol my mom.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pant?

Work pants ftw

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

Uhhhhh, yeah! Probably

20. Does anyone like you?

Well, I fuckin HOPE so. Unless this means like, LIKE-like, then I still have my doubts,

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Yeah! Just one though!

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

Nope!

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

A few, but usually, I’m easy to get on with

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Hell yeah! I’ve got 2, but I’m about to be getting my quarter sleeve started in a few weeks!!

25. In the past week have you cried?

Yeah, but hear me out, it was a SUPER cute commercial about a dog,

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? 

Uhhhhhh, in person? My aunts beautiful mutt.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Kinda both?

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Not totally sure on this one

29. Do you think you’re old?

Pfft, nah. I fuckin feel it though

30. Do you like text messaging?

Eh, its not too bad, but I have to switch apps and I’m lazy af about it sometimes

31. What type of day are you having?

Tired, at work dealing with finicky equipment

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Yeah! But uh, fuck that.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Hot as fuck weather with almost no humidity tbh

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

YESSSS

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

Uhhhh depends upon the person.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Haha, yes.

37. What song are you listening to?

Steady hum of my equipment right now. But the last one was Hooked on you by Aranda

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Well fuck yeah, I wouldnt say it if I didnt fuckin mean it.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Yeah!! My sister

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

Personality!!

41. When did you last receive a text message?

11:16pm

42. What is wrong with you right now?

Pfft most things, but, these old finicky cunts of equipment are really getting on my nerves

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Well, it’s my mom now, but okayish?

44. Does anyone disgust you?

Ugh yeah, a few actually

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

Yes!

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

Winan worker who comes to my part of the plant

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Black!

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

Yeah. But like, it was about equipment breaking, so

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

Yup!

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

Nahh, they cool

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Yeah! Only once though

53. Do you like rain?

Yeah! Only when I’m not in it

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

Nah,

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Yeap! Regrettably

56. Do you like to cuddle?

Aha, well yeah!

57. Are you shy?

Honestly depends.

58. Do you get along with girls?

I get along with, but can get super annoyed, but that’s with everyone I guess

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

Lol, no

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

1 night of horror is nothing to getting out of debt tbh

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

Phone, mostly

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Yeah!

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Yep!!😁

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

I’d probably fuckin swoon honestly

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

YES, I CAUGHT A TINY ASS TOAD AND IT WAS ADORABLE

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

21, 21, and 21. (Now)

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?  

Well, get them done, but that’s just because they know what they’re doing, lol

  68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?   

No

 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

Yeah! Like 3

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

Uh, I dont know?

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

Is BlackBerry still a thing?? Android though.

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

Like a week ago now

73. Do you like diet soda?    

Only the fruit flavors of diet rite!

74. What color are the walls in your room?   

White!

 75. Are you 16 or older?   

Yuh

 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

Naj

77. Do you have a job?    

Yes!! And I love it!!

78. What are your initials?    

Hmf!

79. Did you ever have braces?    

Nope.

80. Are you from the south?    

Lmfao yess

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

It was years ago, and I’m not fucking up this post again to look at it. This is the farthest I’ve gotten

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

Nope!

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

My dad definitely!

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

Tried to! But I’m hella uncoordinated

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Incredibles 2!

86. Do you smoke?    

Yeah….

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

Heels, I fucking hate flip flops

88. Is your phone touch screen?    

Yes!

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?   

Uh, wavy or straight.

 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?   

Lol yes, but my dad never caught me.

 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

Uh, pool probably, I’m kinda weird about this shit tho

92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

Yep!

93. …Had sex in a car?    

Ahaha, well yeah, just not my preferred method

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  

I was out cold

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?  

July 4th!

  97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

It’s not bad, I guess

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

Yep!

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

Too many times, lol

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

No doubt!

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

A few

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

Tik-Toc!

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?   

More like burn lines….

 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?   

I have before and I will again!

This took literal hours, blood, and tears, cause this hell site kept fucking up!

And @zerxes96

[notalk-justthought]

all

oh geez scoobert

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? -im pretty sure my mom meant it

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? -preferably, no…

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? -idk

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? -yeah!

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? -don’t think so my dude

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? -uhh no?

7. What exactly are you wearing right now? -black jeans, black and white shirt, black and white flannel (so a gay emo)

8. How often do you listen to music? -everyday (*Everyday from hsm2 plays*)

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? -jeans, tho I wish i had more sweats

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013? -it actually did… not in the best way but ive resolved that now

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? -uhh both? idk

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? -nope never kissed anyone (but i wanna)

13. What about ‘R’? -nope

14. Can you drive a stick shift? -i havent driven a car in over a year

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? -kinda, but i’d rather not hear it

16. Are you going out of town soon? -uhhh no

17. When was the last time you cried? -i cant remember

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? -not in a romantic way, but family/platonic way, hell yeah 

19. If you could change your eye color, would you? -no, i like my brown eyes

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? -ha no

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. -uh idk its been pretty good

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? -yeah (also girls)

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? -nope

24. What are you sitting on right now? -a swivel chair

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? -no

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? -yeah

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? -…uh either Erica or Alex… i cant remember

28. Do you get a lot of colds? -no, i get a cold like once a year

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? -uniclo 

30. Does anyone hate you? -i dont think so? idk

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? -nope

32. Do you like watching scary movies? -YES

33. Do you want your tongue pierced? -hm no

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? -….idk 2017? that was a year for me

35. Did you have a dream last night? -already answered

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? -like 2 hours ago to my mom

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? -nope

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? -i dont think so but who knows

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? (X) Doubt

40. Did you have a good day yesterday? -yeah

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? -nope

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? -not like a date, but just chillin yeah

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? -…maybe? idk

44. What’s the best part about school? -highschool, not much. college, do things without asking, you can just do it

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? -yeah

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? -no

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? -yeah

48. Were you single over the last summer? -Oh yeah

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? -barely

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? -nothing really

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? -no

52. Are you nice to everyone? -yeah

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? -there’s at least five people i liked i didnt think i would 

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? -yeah, cheating is a shit thing to do my dudes, don’t fuckin do it

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? -more or less

56. Do you think you like someone? -not currently,,, i dont think…??

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? -no

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? -both, but it’s been a while since i’ve been good friends with a guy…

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? -when i was like 7

60. Do you hate anyone? -eh idk if i hate him but i wouldn’t want to talk to him now

61. How’s your heart? -already answered

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? -yeah

63. Have you ever cried over a guy? -maybe?

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? -idk

65. Are your toenails painted pink? -nope

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? -hope no

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? -i dont want anyone to cry unless it’s happy crying

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? -no

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? -my mom

70. How do you look right now? -uh probably tired

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? -uh idk,,,

72. Can you commit to one person? -yeah

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? -hmm no

74. Have you ever felt replaced? -yeah

75. Did you wake up cranky? -no

76. Are you a jealous person? -i can be

77. Are relationships ever worth it? -im sure they can be

78. Anyone you’re giving up on? -no

79. Currently wanting to see anyone? -i wanna see Daria, i miss her!! also my cat Ti

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? -finish coding a thing for my comp sci class

81. Last person you cried in front of? -uhhhhhh dunno

82. Is there someone you will never forget? -well im currently forgetting everyone that i know so ummm …yeah

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? -i dont like anyone

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? -laying on the floor looking at the ceiling and talking about something or on our phones and enjoying each other’s company

85. Are you over your past? -eh more or less

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? -once upon a time….

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? -no

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? -okay idk if he would be my first love and if so, definitely not

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? -so no one?

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? -no

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? -who knows my dude

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? -uh this one guy at the summer camp i volunteered at

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? -nope

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? -nah brah

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? -have i liked anyone this month? idk

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? -Erica is gayly attractive *wink wonk*

97. Who do you have texts from? -A fair amount of people..

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? - “oh nice!”

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? -no ;-;

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? -whomst?

101. Ever kissed under fireworks? -no fireaughreia BIRTHDAY GOALS

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? -yeah

[transguydustin-old]

ANSWER ALL SIXTY-FIVE

alright bitch

1.  Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? nah man

2.On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? if its like dark in my room like 1, if ive watched a scary thing before bed like 4 and if im outside at night alone 4

3. The person you would never want to meet? donald bitch dump

4. What is your favorite word?  vigorous

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? an oak idk

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? i dont remember what i had for lunch today, man

7. What shirt are you wearing?  a black shirt that says “hawkins a.v. club”

8. What do you label yourself as?  a trans boy gay pan artist wanna be actor bitch 

9. Bright room or dark room?  depends

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping? idk

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? this one

12. Who told you they loved you last?  idk maybe my mom 

13. Your worst enemy? anger

14. What is your current desktop picture?  yellow space aesthetic shit

15. Do you like someone?  no im an extra lonely bitch

16. The last song you listened to?  we didnt start the fire i think?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? uhhhhhh mr potato man

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? my father

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? uhhhh no one idk 

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) my hair

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? uhhh be happy cause id have a dick finally

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? no im a limited talented bitch

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? corn cans

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. ham and colby jack cheese with mayonnaise

 25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? probably on clothes and funko pops

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? england 

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? orange juice

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? no straights allowed

29. What is your favorite expletive? fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? none of them they make me me or whatever bullshit

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! england

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? bob newby

34. What was your last dream about? idk man

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? gay? yes 

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? nah

37. Have you ever built a snowman? ye

38. What is the color of your socks? gay

39. What type of music do you like? indie shit/ 80s pop/ other jams

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunsets

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? vanilla

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) who gives a fuck about sports

43. Do you have any scars? yeah

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? artist or actor idk something in the entertainment industry

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? nothing bitch

46. Are you reliable? depends idk

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? how you be, thot? ever get a boyf you rattie?

48. Do you hold grudges? very much so

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? a gay frog

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? a conversation with some friends about kinks idk im weak

51. Are you a good liar? ye

52. How long could you go without talking? like 2 seconds

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? long hair. it was bad. v bad.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? yes

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? a shitty british accent 

56. What do you like on your toast? butter? nutella? what else?

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? my gay sons first kisses

58. What would be you dream car? idk im not really into cars just a working car

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. uhhh i sing yeah

60. Do you believe in aliens? who do you think i am? an idiot? of course

61. Do you often read your horoscope? i read it once and it was scarily accurate

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? J

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? dinosaurs. the bitches actually existed its wild 

64. What do you think about babies? cutes babs, id like to have one when im an adult

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. Do you think remy from ratatouille is gay coded? yes 

there bitch 

[r0rorowurboat]

All of them!

200: My crush’s name is: n/a lmao199: I was born in: naples, fl198: I am really: gay?? idk197: My cellphone company is: t mobile196: My eye color is: green/blue/gray/idk man195: My shoe size is: 7 1/2 8 sometimes194: My ring size is: um i think that was 7 too but i dont remember193: My height is: 5′4″192: I am allergic to:pineapples and penicillin191: My 1st car was: a v old red saturn190: My 1st job was: a waitress189: Last book you read: um i think it was uhhhhhh shit uhhhh god fuck it was the warrior cats book but!!! it was bc i was stuck at my sister house with nothing but bibles or that series to read188: My bed is: an air mattress atm187: My pet: is perfect and i love her her name is luna and shes a little black cat who loves cuddles and kisses186: My best friend:is wonderful and i love him185: My favorite shampoo is: uhm. error i hardly ever use shampoo bc i have v dry curly hair and it makes it horrible184: Xbox or ps3: pc boi183: Piggy banks are: cure182: In my pockets: they dont make pockets in womens fashion wtf are you on. but uh. usually my phone, wallet, and keys181: On my calendar: i.. dont.. have one. 180: Marriage is: alright i guess. tax benefits179: Spongebob can: do that annoying laugh 178: My mom: tries v hard177: The last three songs I bought were? *squints* i think... it was keshas new album?176: Last YouTube video watched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQuR8LVKhUE175: How many cousins do you have? 2174: Do you have any siblings? yes i have 3 older sisters173: Are your parents divorced? yeup172: Are you taller than your mom? nope171: Do you play an instrument? not anymore but i used to play clarinet170: What did you do yesterday? uhm spent the day at home as usual[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: nah man168: Luck: to an extent i guess?167: Fate: i dont think so. 166: Yourself: sometimes165: Aliens: yes164: Heaven: nah163: Hell: nah162: God: nah161: Horoscopes: yes160: Soul mates: nah159: Ghosts: hmmm probably158: Gay Marriage: yes!157: War: no156: Orbs: orbs?? what are those?? like in ghost hunter shows? bc if so then no155: Magic: hm. what type? i think theres stuff we dont know about but idk if id call it magic. I think certain things have more power than we give credit. idk its hard to explain.[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs153: Drunk or High: drunk152: Phone or Online: online151: Red heads or Black haired: redheadsredheadsredheads150: Blondes or Brunettes: hmmmm blondes i guess?149: Hot or cold: cold148: Summer or winter: winter147: Autumn or Spring: autumn146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: hmmm oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: curly 142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: usually sneakers tbh but uhhh i own more heels then flip flops138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: hm i mean i guess sweet and poor? im already poor so137: Coke or Pepsi: i dont drink soda, water. or coffee136: Hillary or Obama: obama135: Burried or cremated: cremated134: Singing or Dancing: singing133: Coach or Chanel: um. walmart? 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who or who?131: Small town or Big city: hm idk. probably city? 130: Wal-Mart or Target: target129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: neither pls128: Manicure or Pedicure: hmmm manicure probs.127: East Coast or West Coast: i live on the east coast but idk west coast is home to a lot of friends so hmmmm126: Your Birthday or Christmas: its like a week apart there isnt much difference125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: i dont sports[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: icky121: George Bush: memes?120: Gay Marriage: im gay119: The presidential election: my vote didnt matter!118: Abortion: its your body your choice117: MySpace: never had one116: Reality TV: i mean, its fake? entertaining tho115: Parents: eh. 114: Back stabbers: icky113: Ebay: cheap stuff112: Facebook: only for family tbh111: Work: pays the bills110: My Neighbors: dont know them109: Gas Prices: expensive108: Designer Clothes: overpriced107: College: wish i could afford it!106: Sports: nah105: My family: haha104: The future: haha[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: my grandma a few days ago102: Last time you ate: pizza a few hours ago101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: moving day seeing my extended family again100: Cried in front of someone: the other night with my mom or uhhh in call with kina today actually99: Went to a movie theater: wow uh pretty long time ago i dont actually remember98: Took a vacation: haha idk man97: Swam in a pool: wow uh idk96: Changed a diaper: hm last time i was with the twins. not sure how long its been. maybe 2 or 3 months?95: Got my nails done: when did my sister get married? years ago idk94: Went to a wedding: ^^93: Broke a bone: never have92: Got a peircing: about a year ago91: Broke the law: heh uh 90: Texted: a few hours ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: probably kina or riley rn88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my mom tbh. the kids. wyatt. 87: The last movie I saw: the orphan86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: hm idk getting a job i guess85: The thing im not looking forward to: getting a job lmao84: People call me: by my name. but i have nicknames now!! Ray, rachi, babe, ray baby... its very nice and makes me feel warm and fuzzy and loved83: The most difficult thing to do is: hmmm clean? be honest about things that are bothering me? idk82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never81: My zodiac sign is: capricorn sun aquarius moon80: The first person i talked to today was: the gc i think?79: First time you had a crush: i was v young and they had freckles and red hair and i died78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: um i try not to hide things in general! but someone who will call me out recently is raiken and archie lmao77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: riley lmao tho i beat her to it 

76: Right now I am talking to: riley75: What are you going to do when you grow up: i am grown up technically. uh. hopefully be an animator74: I have/will get a job: as a cashier probably73: Tomorrow: i have a job interview and then im gonna get coffee72: Today: was a long day71: Next Summer: hmmm idk70: Next Weekend: IDK GOD69: I have these pets: a cat!! who i love!!! and already gushed about but shes laying on my lap and purring rn and its so soothing68: The worst sound in the world: scratching against those uhhhh holographic things???? god i hate it67: The person that makes me cry the most is: hmnn my dad haha66: People that make you happy: my friends!!! Kina, Ali, Archie, Riley, Leo, Raiken, Mimi...... all of them good pals the squad my faves i love them65: Last time I cried: today rip64: My friends are: GOOD AND AMAZING I LOVE THEM63: My computer is: big! and i like it62: My School: none61: My Car: ded from the hurricane rip me60: I lose all respect for people who: are shitty? idk. 59: The movie I cried at was: hmmmm idk movies dont usually make me cry58: Your hair color is: uhm it was really dark blue but as the color has faded it kind of looks black/brown now57: TV shows you watch: a lot of them56: Favorite web site: uh i guess tumblr55: Your dream vacation: not being here!! probably just going around visiting everyone and hanging out having a good time54: The worst pain I was ever in was: tearing a ligament in my knee it hurt a lot53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium 52: My room is: messy51: My favorite celebrity is: ummm idk50: Where would you like to be: home tbh49: Do you want children: idk48: Ever been in love: ye47: Who’s your best friend: hhhhhhhhhhhh raiken46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls and nb babes45: One thing that makes you feel great is: just hanging out with people tbh44: One person that you wish you could see right now: i guess that would be my mom haha43: Do you have a 5 year plan: i did once. idk what happened to it haha i guess things never really go according to plan and it just hurts more to make one. just set goals, not plans.42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: i did once but i dont think i have the same values as i did when i made that41: Have you pre-named your children: i used to but idk if i want kids anymore40: Last person I got mad at: ummmm hmm 39: I would like to move to: hmm somewhere with 4 seasons not just summer and less hot summer38: I wish I was a professional: artist[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: kit-kats36: Vehicle: um idk small ones i guess35: President: obama? idk34: State visited: ooohhh michigan33: Cellphone provider: ive only ever had the one so idk32: Athlete: uh31: Actor: uh30: Actress: uh29: Singer: hmmmmmmmm rn i would have to say Bea Miller but check back with me in a week28: Band: The Silent Comedy27: Clothing store: hmmmm cotton on has really comfy clothes26: Grocery store: target or publix25: TV show: rn? bnha24: Movie: hhhhhh um idk uhhhhh moulin rouge i guess? it used to be my fav but idk anymore23: Website: tumblr22: Animal: elephants21: Theme park: epcot20: Holiday: halloween19: Sport to watch: none18: Sport to play: none17: Magazine: none16: Book: hmmmmm A Monster Calls15: Day of the week: none14: Beach: hh13: Concert attended: never been12: Thing to cook: uh i guess eggs11: Food: sushi10: Restaurant: its a really good sushi place with bubble tea and thai donuts that i dont remember the name of9: Radio station: hhh idk8: Yankee candle scent: idk7: Perfume: i dont really like perfume it gives me headaches6: Flower: ooooh gardenia5: Color: blue/green teal4: Talk show host: john oliver3: Comedian: hh2: Dog breed: hmmm husky? also labradors and uhhh all dogs tbh ohhh pitbulls and rottweilers i love dogs good yes1: Did you answer all these truthfully? ye mostly

[benvoliio]

can i get uhhhhhh all the asks for my good boy tybalt please

you SURE CAN

☾ - he’s like. always cold at night and yet he refuses to use more than one blanket on his bed. tybalt wyd

★ - this is a common one I think but his parents were capulet relatives who died when he was relatively young. also he dealt with it by being sad on the roof of the capulet mansion which is where he first really met mercutio (who obviously spends a lot of time on roofs because he’s mercutio)

☆ - he and jules play board games on rainy days

☠ - technically fights to defend the capulet honour but also he enjoys the adrenaline thrill among other side effects

■ -  he’s got a big king size bed in his room in the capulet mansion but youd be just as likely to find him crashed on the couch (also in his room)

♡ - he’s not really good with positive emotions so he deals with (rare) romantic feelings by punching things. sometimes people. sometimes the people those feelings are towards. 

♥ - fiercely loyal because his parents were and since they died he’s taken it as his Duty™️ to defend the capulet name

☮ - he’s got capulet buddies but it’s mostly surface level, his best friend is probably jules

♦ - enjoys maintaining his motorbike & car and going on drives

☯ - not a huge fan of pets in general, thought he particularly disliked cats because he got bit on the pinky by one as a kid until a stray took a shining to him and followed him home one day. it hangs out in his room and outside and he feeds it but he wont admit it

▼ - wouldnt initiate too many fights as a kid but if someone challenged him/people he liked?? hooo boy

∇ -. becomes less angry and more just grumpy as he ages (or would age if he didnt get STABBED). calls teenagers hooligans unironically

♒ - secretly a really good cook but again wont admit it. uses an arguably unhealthy amount of salt (salty boy). makes great sauces (saucy boy)

☼ - on the shorter end of average height, freckles, hair is actually light brown but he dyes it blonde because the majority of the capulet family has blonde hair

ൠ - likes to drink wine on his own on monday evenings

[imlovedavestrider]

hmmm do one through thirteen, theeen fourteen through forty eight, then forty nine through sixty two, then sixty three through seventy B:)

d are you fucking kidding meim not gonna say no because i like talking about myself but jesus fucking christyou wound mei removed the two i already answered

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

not my mom

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

my moirail~

03: Do you regret anything?

so so much it would take 17 years to talk about 

04: Are you insecure?

very

05: What is your relationship status?

i have a moirail!

06: How do you want to die?

shit idk

07: What did you last eat?

ham and bean soup (i actually ate food for once be proud of me)

08: Played any sports?

i dance?

09: Do you bite your nails?

no

10: When was your last physical fight?

dont think ive been in a physical fight

11: Do you like someone?

god yes

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

yup

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

uhhhhhh idk?

14: Do you miss someone?

YES

15: Have any pets?

no ):B

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

uhhhhh kinda gay

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

i havent. looks at dirk

18: Are you scared of spiders?

yes

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

i....dont know

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

a regular old kiss would be at Socon ehe. making out? never done it

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

dunno

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

adopt if any and only one maaaaybe two

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

just one per ear (for now aha)

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

english is definitely my best 

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

yes

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

yes

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

no

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

probably

30: What’s irritating you right now?

uhhhhhhhh mormonism

31: Does somebody love you?

yes!

32: What is your favourite color?

red, black, purple, green

33: Do you have trust issues?

yes

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

aslgjalskdjfasjl uhhhhh well u seeeeeeee it was definitely not a certain person im gay for at all

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

probably my moirail

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

idk i used to

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

god neither

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

yes and no

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

14

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

no

51: Favourite food?

idk

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

yes

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

talked to my moirail on the phone we always fall asleep on the phone

54: Is cheating ever okay?

no

55: Are you mean?

i can be

56: How many people have you fist fought?

none

57: Do you believe in true love?

yes

58: Favourite weather?

that time when its just chilly enough that you gotta wear long pants but you dont need a jacket and the air is cool and crisp and stuff

59: Do you like the snow?

yeah 

60: Do you wanna get married?

sorta!

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

mmmmmmm im kinda meh about it. babe is better for me but only certain ppl are allowed

62: What makes you happy?

MY MOIRAIL is like 90% of it lmao

63: Would you change your name?

nope! i already picked it out myself and i like it very very much

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

i dont,,,think so

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

wish them good luck

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

i dont have a gender so no

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

these last questions are kinda icky but whatever i didnt read them before i reblogged

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

@imlovedirkstrider and @the-caws-meow

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

see above (plus like one or two other ppl but i would die for most of my friends and probably most of my followers too so)

D i hate  you