#uhhhh what a thing to wake up to holy fuck

[red-room-studi0]

WIR AU Introduction!!!! "ReinC̴̢̺̹̿̐̊͂̉Ȍ̸̬̘̭̬́̈Ḑ̸̯̫͔̝̋̎̓̏Ẽ̸̠̤̤̰͕̆͐͝D̶̹̜͆̒͜ AU"

(oooo spooky title)

Soooo uhhhh this is an Wreck It Ralph AU of mine that is also a self inserbut uh if u don't like that then uhhhhhh. Sorry.

ANYWAY! I'm bad at explaining things so just bear with me here! *Freddy Faz bear noises 🐻*

Oke oke- Sooo basically this AU is about this Girl "Annabelle" (my self insert teehee) who had gotten trapped in the Sugar Rush game somehow just by messing with the game cabinet while the Arcade was closed (spooky black magic shit ik). But later she finds some weird red glitchy blob by Cola mountain, she messes with it for a bit and then HOLY SHIT IT'S TURBO??? WHAT???!!! NO WAY! But Turbo is in his virtual form (like a ghost form of some kind, idk just keep listening to me yap) instead of his physical form (and oh boy is his physical form way more fucked up than his virtual form). Time goes by and Annabelle is Ruling Sugar Rush (yeah ik that doesn't make sense but just wait till I get to the lore part and as to why oke? oke-). So yeah she has been made to rule a literal sugar kingdom while she also has to be a playable character to NOT look sus to other game characters watching. (ofc this did not work cuz erm- what the sigma??? new girl??? where Vanellope???????)

LORE

OK! now for the lore and as to WHY??? AND HOW???

Sooo, Annabelle had move into town and then found out there was a cool arcade nearby where she was now living. Ofc that being Litwack's Arcade :3. For a little while she had been a daily visitor to the arcade and ofc Sugar Rush was her #1 favorite arcade game and played it EVERY DAY. She would play other games too ofc (Fix It Felix Jr would be her last resort game when all the other games in the arcade were Occupied).

Now as for Annabelle's personality? She is pretty nice and very fun to be around if you like her at first sight. She has a bit of an ego though, It pretty much started developing when she would win all the time in that Sugar Rush game. She had ALWAYS been the #1 person on that sugar rush leader board (I actually don't know if there even is a leader board in the game but NOW IT DOES >:]). Unfortunately that would change when a couple of assholes would come in and mentally put her down saying shit like uhhh "lol, ur so bad", "I could bet you in a race like that" (they're jealous lol). Ofc this gets on Annabelle's nerves and this makes her think she has competition (and she did) AND her way to cope and talk back at them with bs like this was to STROKE HER EGO (oh honey noooo D,:). Ofc this eventually gets to her when she starts fumbling in the game and is starts losing with every chance she gets (yes getting 2sd place means losing to her, sounds familiarrrrrrr ◉_◉). She has been losing her place on the leaderboard and eventually the Assholes find out and then they quite literally take a mental tole on her (ya wanna know what's really funny??? These assholes are literal teenage kids... Annabelle is literally fucking 20 like- HONEY THEY'RE KIDS STOP WORRYING 😭😭😭).

One night Annabelle hits a breaking point and NEEDS to be back on that #1 spot on the leader board BY. ANY. MEANS. NECISSARY.

Phhhfffttt- Oh nonono- she is NOT losing to a couple of kids that have been bulling her for the past couple of days! Hell NO! So what does she do???? Break into the Arcade overnight!!!! WhAt CoUlD pOsSiBlY gO wRoNg??? *screaminggggg and cryinngggg*

So Annabelle breaks in the Arcade, UNFORTUANTELY She had forgotten her quarters back at home. Sooooo she goes back home and doesn't bother✨ JK SHE DECIDES TO BREAK INTO THE GAME CABNET TO STEAL QUARTERS 💀 (mind u that Annabelle is UNAWARE that these game characters are sentient, so even if she did have her change on her and put them in... they would NOT be there) Annabelle rummages around and is suddenly hit with some powerful shock and blacks out (Nice one girl 😒). Annabelle wakes up and HOLY SHIT- WHAT THE FUCK??? SHE'S IN SUGAR RUSH???? WHAT THE HELLLLL?????? (ofc this whole time she thinks she's dreamingggg but the scary reality finally hits her eventually 😁😁😁) Annabelle Finds out about Game Central Station and oh my god it looks to scary for her- nope, She's staying inside Sugar Rush. And heaven forbid if one of them finds out she's human in the game world, they could probably kill her *🥲*. I almost forgot to mention that her physical appearance slowly starts to change the longer she's in the game world. Her skin starts to look paler and slightly grey; her eyes are tinted yellow and her eyerises are turning a darker shade of blue. And this is due to the exposure to the atmosphere of the game world. So it looks like she's dying but she's not. :,]

Anyway about this Red g̵̋͜l̸̯̾i̶̱̍t̶̩͒c̴̪̀h̸͖́ÿ̶̦ blob she found beside Cola Mountain~

After a while of her walking around and Exploring Sugar Rush (and to find a safe place to stay *sobs*) She sees a red glint in the corner of her eyes by the mountain and ofc goes to check it out (naauuurrrrrrr!!!!), She finds it, picks it up, messes with it for a minute and she's suddenly hit with a painful red shock that literally makes her fall to the ground. And with some spoooky electronic glitchy magic bs going on in front of her this blob takes in the form of... guys... You'll NEVER guess who it is!... It's Turbo! what a goddamn surprise! I bet u never guessed right hehehehehehe >:] jk (I just realized how long this is getting. I'm sorry to all my ADHD people 😭😭😭)

I'll try to explain this part really quick :,)

Turbo meets Annabelle in his Virtual form, Annabelle os freaked out about this shit cuz holy fuck what is that creepy ass glitchy tall shadow creature???? (yes his virtual form made him tall 🤭) So after some back and fourth talking and them introducing themselves and Turbo going on about his pathetic sob story as they why he's like this and all that bs talk, Annabelle asks if he could be able to take her home because of his coding abilities and all that stuff. He says he will BUT, in order to help her get "home" SHE has to do something for him first in order for that to happen. He NEEDS everything back that was all taken away from HIM and he need her help to get it all back just by Reincoding him back to his physical from (unfortunately for Turbo, his powers and abilities are limited when he's in his virtual form.). Annabelle agrees. (spoiler alert: There is actually no way she can get home, she's stuck in the game world forever. 🥲)

Now how this will happen is:

• Get inside the castle and enter the code room, Find Sour Bill and hold him at knife (ik, very dramatic and over the top but somethings gotta work) point. He will help her get into the code room with a rope to tie around her in order to stay safe and not float away in the black abyss of the code room (ofc he tells her the Nintendo code)

• He will be with her when this happens, Annabelle will need to destroy Vanellope's code and keep it away from all the other codes just like he did when he Ruled Sugar Rush. This will ensure that Vanellope will forget EVERYTHING (this means her memories about Ralph and everyone else she has befriended and her memories she has held dear)

• Turbo will teach her how to code a new character sprite for herself and put EVERYTHING in it that will make her Rightful Ruler. Annabelle gives herself the Name "Queen Sweetheart" Omori Reference???? (Turbo designed a dress for her, She found it pretty sus on how low the bust area is but whatever, she has other clothing designs for herself. Whatever works)

• Alright Vanellope is out of the way and now considered a threat once again and no one has NO memory of Vanellope and Annabelle is officially rightful ruler of Sugar Rush

• She will announce that there will be a big Racing event in THREE DAYS (ofc the whole part with the coins from the first movie is brought back to ensure that Vanellope CANNOT enter the race again.

• When that day comes Turbo will virtually go into Annabelle's body (It's painful) and then she will go racing with him virtually inside her.(Please don't get the wrong idea I couldn't think of any other way to say it 😭😭😭) She HAS TO WIN. If she doesn't then he will find her completely useless and not help her get back home. *😐*

When Annabelle wins that race Turbo is finally back to his physical form and 100% fully alive and will take everything back that has been taken from him. (sure Turbo, sure 😒)

Ofc there will be people getting in the way of Their plans cuz people want to know why there's suddenly a new character and "WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO VANELLOPE???" -Ralph probably 🤭

With the help of some people Vanellope eventually starts to regain memory. "How will Vanellope get into that Race? she has no medal!" Well Felix was nice enough to give him one of his to use, he was hesitant *raises eyebrow* but he had to do it for the sake of Vanellope.

I was gonna type in more but I think that would be spoiling some stuff so uh yeahhhh. I'll stope here for now! uhhhh Thanks for readingggg. (If u even read this far into my AU Lore and stuff 😇)

I'd love to type more story and lore but like the last bits are like the best parts so like- I'll save those for art hehehehe.

If you like this AU then YIPPEEEE!!!!! ✨✨✨

If not then uhhhh 😐😐😐

thx for reading anyway 🥲

Anyway uh I'll make ref sheet's for Turbo and Annabell/QS soon dw 😁😁😁

If u have questions about the AU, my inbox is open for asks!!! ✨✨✨ I'd love to answer :333

Oke uh Bye 💖

[lizzieislife94x]

First Time Pt2 (w.m)

Requested<3

this is part 2 of first time, Requestes are open

Wanda G!P x fem reader 

  Y/ns POV:

I groan and open my eyes and feel for Wanda but the bed is empty so I head downstairs to find her dancing around in her sports bra and boxers "mhhh morning honey" I smile as she giggles "baby it's almost 3pm morning has been and gone but here I have some food for you" I look at her shocked "wait 3pm seriously holy shit" I laugh and eat my eggs and bacon once I'm done I clean my dish and walk upstairs "baby where you going" I hear Wanda yelling "I'm going to shower baby care to join" I just giggle as I hear her fall trying to run upstairs as I turn the shower on and take off my tee and step inside soaking my hair "mhhh baby thought you'd be here sooner" I giggle as she pulls her sports bra and boxers off making me bite my lip at the sight "see something you like babygirl ' she smirks grabbing my waist as she kisses my neck and runs her hand down to my ass squeezing gently I let my hand fall to her dick and rub gently earning a moan from my incredibly sexy girlfriend I keep working her hard member as she runs her fingers though my wet folds making me moan "please baby I need you don't tease me" I work my hand faster as she sinks 3 fingers deep inside me as I moan loudly "fuckkkkkk wanda rightt here baby" she works her fingers perfectly hitting my gspot repeatedly causing my legs to buckle and turn to jelly "I'm gonna cum wanda don't stop" she increases her pace curling her fingers as a string of curse words fall from my mouth "mmmh such a good fucking girl cumming all over my fingers" I breath heavily and lean my head on her shoulders as she slides her fingers out and sucks on them "bend over baby show me that needy little cunt" I moan a little to loud at her words and bend over holding onto the wall spreading my legs wide for my girlfriend "fuck y/n such a good girl" she groans into my ear as I feel her cock pushing into my entrance slowly "uhhhh fuck wanda yesss, feels so good" i close my eyes as she bottoms out deep inside me "fuck me so tight baby" I moan as she starts to thrust at a steady pace gradually speeding up her thrusts getting harder and faster as  I moan loud still feeling sensitive from my first orgasm "shit uhhh fuck wanda" I whimper as she places kisses on my shoulder "baby you're doing so fucking well such a good girl" I feel my eyes roll as she thrusts faster chasing her high "so fucking close" I scream as my orgasm approaches fast "fuckkkk me to y/n so close" her pace becomes animalistic as she fucks me like there's no tomorrow and I start to cum all over her cock as I feel her shoot her load deep inside me "fuckkkkk" we both breath out breathless as I turn and wrap my arms around her neck kissing her passionately "so good baby but we need to go your parents are waiting for us we have to go over for dinner remember " I whisper against her lips as we go get ready and head to her parents house.

5 weeks laterY/ns POV:

I woke up feeling super horny so I climb ontop of Wanda and leave gently kisses on her neck as she wakes up smiling whispering in her morning raspy voice "what are you doing babygirl " I smile and whisper "well I woke up feeling super horny" she smirks and flips us around teasing my entrance as she kisses me passionately good thing we both sleep naked I moan into her mouth as she moves down to suck my nipple "mhh Ithink these are bigger" we giggle as she continues to suck and bite my nipple as she pushes her length inside me "uhhh fuck thats it just like that, that's what I needed" I moan as she smirks thrusting harder and faster causing my body to move up and down with the force of her thrusts "I'm cumming fuckkkk..wait move move MOVE" I yell at my poor girlfriend she pulls out and moves looking confused as I run into the bathroom "baby are you .." she stops as I start to vomit and instantly she's beside me holding my hair back "baby are you ok" she asks rubbing my back as I continue to vomit after 5 minutes I groan for water "here you go baby" I rinse my mouth and then drink some water "woah I don't know what that was it felt weird" i say as I cuddle into my girlfriend putting my face between her boobs "come on beautiful ill make your favourite bacon and eggs maybe your just hungry " I smile and nod I quickly brush my teeth before going downstairs, after waiting 10 minutes Wanda places my food infornt of me god it smells awful but I smile and take a bite and instantly regret it "nope nope nope " I run over to the bin and start vomiting again "baby you love bacon and eggs what's wrong" I shake my head and look up at her with tears "I dint know the smell alone make me feel ill can we cuddle and watch movies please " she smiles and nods as we're half way through dumb and dumber Wanda jumps up with a shocked and scared look on her face "baby what it is you scared me " I take her hand as she looks into you my eyes "our anniversary baby we had sex the next day you where supposed to get plan b but we over slept and had to go to my parents and we've fucked alot since then" she says in a panic state it still not hitting me yet "fuck" I whisper as I realise "you don'tthink I could be pregnant do you" she slides closer to me and kisses my head "let's go get a test to check" I nod and we head to the store.

So we just have to wait 3 minutes Wanda states biting her nails "yeah" I crouch down with my head in my hands "baby no matter what the test says ill be here I love you and if we're pregnant we do it together" I look up and smile "really baby you won't leave me if I'm pregnant " she giggles and rubs my cheek "definitely not I plan on spending the rest of my life with you y/n" I smile but jump as the phone alarm starts blasting telling me it's been 3 minutes I sigh and look at the test with shock then up to my girlfriend "we're pregnant " I whisper and she smiles wrapping her arms around me tight "fuck we're gonna be mom's we're gonna have a baby" I nod and smile at how excited she is "oh god your mom's gonna chop my dick off" she laughs causing me to laugh "shut up you'll be fine my parents love you wanda but I do think we should have a party to tell everyone because I don't wanna go round everyone individually our parents are different we'll go and tell them but everyone else should find out together " i say looking up into her eyes "sounds like a plan beautiful let's go finish our movie" we spent the rest of the day watching movies letting the news sink in that were having a baby as long as I have Wanda everything's going to be ok I smile to myself cuddling closer to my girlfriend.

AN: part 2 hope you like it feedback welcome and Requests open, stay hydrated people 😀 hope you all have a great day / night word count is 1.3k

[atamascolily]

princess tutu re-watch, episode 17

Evil Raven: where the FUCK is that heart, I'm so hangry right now

Rue: Uhhhh, Princess Tutu keeps interfering, and--

Evil Raven: DADDY DIDN'T RAISE NO FRIKKIN' WHINERS, GET OUT THERE AND BUST YOUR BUTT TO BRING ME MY DINNER

meanwhile, back at the ranch, Ahiru is internally googling "how do I deal with demonic possession?" and coming up with zero hits when she is interrupted by a dramatic dude on a bull. Somewhat surprisingly, the bull is not also a student.

OH SHIT IT'S THIS GUY HAHAHAHAHA

between his declaration that he is "a true prince" and his lackey fanning rose petals around him, he'd fit right in on Revolutionary Girl Utena

Femio (for that is indeed his name): I'm a real Don Juan! Time to up my game and speak mostly French in spite of my obviously Spanish theme!

gosh, Ahiru is spending a lot of time naked in this particular out-of-the-way fountain.

Ahiru tries to convince Rue not to be evil, but their tete-a-tete is interrupted by Femio dancing to "I'm Sexy And I Know It" while his lackey carries a boombox on his shoulder

Rue: Wow, I hate you, great job.

Femio: Ohohohoho, another conquest!

Femio invades the dance studio half-naked and demands a solo, lolololol, and does the Robot and the Electric Slide to demonstrate.

Femio: EYYYYYYYY, MACARENA! stikes a pose

Femio: Alas, I am too avant-garde for this studio--the price of following my HEART--

At the word "heart", Mytho wakes up from his coma enough to sign I LOVE YOU PLEASE SEND HELP before collapsing

everyone thinks Ahiru and Femio should date solely for the drama, lololol

Neko-sensei: Amazing technique, Mytho, but I'd prefer if you survived your next performance.

Evil Mytho drags Rue for offering to get a heart by herself

Rue: Trust me, I have just the sucker in mind

Fakir: WHO KEEPS VANDALIZING BOOKS IN THE LIBRARY?

creepy cryptid at the window: lolololol!

Uzura: surprise drum solo zura!

random megane guy from previous episodes: WILL YOU BE QUIET ALREADY?

(for better or worse, "love-love-zura" is one of the things that immediately comes to mind whenever I think of this show)

Rue's seduction attempt falls hilariously flat because Femio can't handle the concept of monogamy, lololol

Fakir (holding a squirming Uzura): WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS, YOUNG LADY?… oh, no, is this Charon's payback for all the times I sassed him as a kid??

Forced to choose between Tutu and Kraehe, Femio.exe has stopped responding. He is trampled by the running of the bulls as Tutu and Kraehe gracefully leap to safety

Kraehe: you know what? Fuck it. vanishes in a flock of crows

Tutu: My work here is done. graceful curtsey

Fakir: where the hell did all these bulls come from?

Ahiru: Literally no idea!

Uzura: RIDE 'EM COWBOY ZURA! Fakir: Ignore her, she's just doing it for attention. I did the same thing when I was her age.

Ahiru re-enacts Mytho's message and Fakir.exe has stopped responding. The bulls shuffle ominously, sensing weakness.

Ahiru: Oh, did I forget to mention, it's from Mytho!

Fakir: Holy shit, do not scare me like that!! I thought I was going to have to deal with FEELINGS!

Mytho: Too bad you didn't have enough… animal magnetism to capture that guy's heart, Rue. *rimshot*

Drosselmeyer: OOOOOH, nice one! Hahahaha, you're so fucked!

[hongtiddiez]

Thank you so much for the link! (If there was more than the first 4 entries in the main post I couldn't read them because twitter is a hellscape I refuse to make an account to use for the sake of my sanity). But!!!!!!!! But that was more than enough HOLY SHIT. Like I know you mentioned Empty Box, but that was like the one song I don't have any misgivings about after hearing it on its own because it is the one that fits absolutely perfectly, (heart-breakingly,) with how I suspected the lore might go after they returned home to their own universe having been dragged through one side of the wringer and out the other. And! It! Does! That song plays my poor heart like a fiddle.

But for me I actually have the most misgivings about Blind and Shaboom. Because you can't just shout "open your eyes" and "wake up" on album after album and have that be one of your rallying cries and then put out a song called "Blind" and not have it light up a hundred giant neon warning signs in my brain. And then I read the lyrics while listening to it at work today and I was even more unsure about it because the cognitive dissonance between it and every other song they have that you could vaguely put in the 'love song' category, (where the reason they care about the subject of the song is because of who the subject is as a person, or who they are together or as a team,) just being dazzled and blindly following "someone" could not possibly seem more off to me. But hooooooooooly their context does not fail me. Because if the Queen of the Night they're chasing in the song is THEIR DREAMS that changes EVERYTHING.

If 'love is blind' WHEN YOU'RE FOLLOWING YOUR SOUL'S PASSION ajsfkajhga. My opinion: heel turn, 180.

(as someone who went through hell to get a degree in fine art drawing because art used to be the one thing I loved above all else, graduated, then needed to pay those adult bills, got a job in software tech, and then a case of burnout, and haven't drawn shit in the last 10+ years since because I spend every day exhausted from crunching numbers and variables uhhhh)

Shaboom, at face value as a 'party, get drunk, get laid' song? Me sending Extremely Skeptical Face in its direction because it just seems so vapid. You know, like settling for a life that pays your bills and puts a roof over your head while your dreams fall farther and farther away for the sake of practicality and you make some pretty dubious choices in trying to avoid having to address the soullessness of reality. ha ha ha

Oh. Oh. This one is coming for my throat, isn't it? I might need that three weeks until my copy of the album shows up to just prepare for the reading rest of it.

Like I expected them to come for me, but not PERSONALLY. fuck

RIGHT??? RIGHT?! IT HURTS, IT HURTS, IT HURTS, KIM HONGJOONG I'M FUCKING COMING FOR YOU!

this link might work for the other 4 entries?

shaboom has BIG mingi's story vibes and GOD. GOD. THEY KILL IT EVERY FUCKING TIME MAN. they way that they're realizing that while some of them achieved their dreams they aren't any more happy than they were before because they don't have each other!

it had me absolutely sobbing when i realized what happened because my god, that really is what happens as you get older and it hurts so much to see it spelled out so blatantly. the commentary on all the different stages of life and growth and maturing, i can't fucking do this man

really, really excited to see where this goes, excited to see what yunho and mingi are up to. part of me is like 👀 halazia time??? go to halazia world with an artifact yunho finds??? for me??? but i know i'll be thrilled with almost anything they deliver

(and at least the z boys can continue to live in my heart via my fanfic)

[bucketofchum]

oh my godd poor Atumu..... poor baby ahh

-shy anon

Yeh the part I didn't write about (the roughly TWO years he spends bed bound and restrained, starved and dehydrated and neglected, while not knowing why or what was going on - if he did anything wrong/what he did to deserve this) were literally some of the worst thing moments of Atumu's life. It was SUCH a bad time not just for physical deterioration reasons but also bc of the mental anguish of "why is this happening? What did I do?"

It's so so so fucking miserable.

In the end, it was actually a moment when King was high (sometimes King uses opium to cope with life), and stumbles into Anhar's room and talks to Atumu/Anhar that Atumu is roused out of his comatose state. The really really tragic thing is that he would have been responsive if anyone actually engaged with him. But no one did. Radu and Dani would be the only ones who drip honey water into his mouth, or give him sugar water enemas just to make sure his body was absorbing some water and nutrients. But besides those rare minutes in the day, he had absolutely no interaction with anyone while literally being bound on the bed. If King had come in to talk to him at any point in those many many months, Atumu would have been responsive. But he didn't.

So it was only when King was high out of his mind and goes into the room and rambles, speech slurred, to Anhar that Atumu becomes responsive. He asks for forgiveness. Then he asks for death.

So King is like sloppily making out with barely lucid Atumu, and Atumu is kissing back hard, but just cuz he's so fucking dehydrated that his throat just tastes like metallic blood and King's saliva is just about the only moisture he has gotten all day. King is too high out of his mind to realise that Atumu is actually awake and conscious, and definitely too delirious to understand what's going on and to give Atumu actual water 😭😭😭

So they have a sloppy make out session but it's just King being high and Atumu being so fucking dehydrated. And when Atumu can finally speak, his first words are an apology. "I'm sorry, Master. Whatever I have done, I am sorry." He doesn't know what he has done to deserve this fate, but he knows he must have done something. It's all he can think about, when he can think. King is still way too high to understand what's going on. Doesn't realise these are the first words that Atumu has uttered in almost a year. He just slurs a "Hmmm? Whuh--"

"I understand that I have failed you. You are in good hands with Danica and Radu. If you have no further use for me, I ask that you end my life." And King is still too high out of his mind and just falls asleep on Atumu. Atumu would cry if he had any moisture to spare. He also just like...he doesn't even know if he's still alive. Atumu also goes to sleep again after that bc he basically thinks he is dead.

The next day, King wakes up and is like..?? Oh boy wow that was embarrassing. He wakes up in the arms of his comatose captive slave, who resembles his most beloved life companion, after getting absolutely wasted on opium. How embarrassing. It's not a record low, but still bad enough that he would rather not talk about it. He mutters a soft apology to Anhar just out of reflex of politeness, and here is where Atumu actually responds.

Oh my god wait I just realized it gets so much worse before it gets better holy shit I'm about to break my own heart fuck.

Okay so Atumu responds, but just a soft exhale, mouthing "Master". And that's more movement than King has ever seen from Anhar in the past year or so. So he frantically grabs water to give to Atumu. He has to drip water into Atumu's mouth with his fingers first before Atumu can even properly drink. Atumu downs several glasses easily, but King stops because too much water too fast is also not good.

Okay so uhhhh-- I'm gonna fast forward through this bc it is still too heart breaking for me to deal with rn but I'll post about it later maybe. But uhhh. Okay so Atumu and King actually have a moment to talk. Like for real. Atumu again asks for forgiveness and death. King is entirely confused. He has never heard Anhar speak to him with such reverence. King is the only thing that matters to Atumu in his life, so if King does not want him around anymore - does not need him - he has no reason to continue to be alive. King is honestly confused by all of this.

Then uhhh the beginning of the end. Atumu calls him by his real name, which I won't write here just out of respect for King. King freezes. His mind reels. His body immediately goes into a panic attack. There is only one human being - only one BEING in existence, that he can recall telling his real name to, besides his family. And that was Atumu. King just experiences a whole array of traumatic flashbacks, reliving the pain of losing Atumu, of losing their daughter. Centuries of mourning. He staggers backwards and collapses, heaving from the panic attack.

Atumu is still bed bound at this time. Not only bed bound but literally BOUND TO THE BED. his wrists are bound to each headboard post and his ankles to the end posts of the bed. His body has been bound in this position for months. His limbs, tendons, ligaments, muscles, are dehydrated like beef jerky. But hearing his Master wheezing, sobbing, crying, screaming, wailing, calling out his name - "Atumu" - Atumu fights to move for the first time. He needs to be there for his Master.

King is knelt on the floor, wailing and gasping, trapped in his own memories. The door is locked, so even though Dani and Radu can hear their Master, they can't get in. They desperately search for the skeleton key.

Atumu screams as he rips his arms from the bedposts. The ligaments in his shoulders and elbows tear horribly. But Atumu has tremendous strength when he needs to have it, and hearing his Master in pain like this necessitates this. He pulls his arms with such force that it breaks the wooden bed posts - the rope still tied around each post, and the other end of the ropes still tied around his wrists. Neither of his arms are functional anymore - dislocated either at the shoulders or at the elbows from this horrible action. They hang limply at his side as he throws his body on the ground, crawling like a worm towards his still sobbing Master. The wooden bedposts dragging behind him.

He has no use of his arms, so he can't prop himself up. But when he reaches King, he presses his face into King's lap and whispers "Master, I'm here. I'm here, Master" in response to King wailing his name. King grabs onto Atumu and cradles his head, sobbing still. King is still fully lost in his memories, in his mind. He is not at all present, but having something to hold onto, hearing Atumu's voice, seems to help a bit.

By now, Radu has found the skeleton key, and manages to open the locked door. Radu and Danica see a horrifying scene. Their Master, in horrendous distress, and Anhar - their prisoner ward who had tried to kill them some months ago - escaped from his bindings? The splintered wood of the bed posts still on the ground. The only conclusion they could make was that Anhar had escaped from his bindings and made another attempt on King's life.

They grab their Master to help him out of the room and lock the door behind them.

The next few days are spent with Dani and Radu taking care of King, making sure he is healthy and mentally okay again. Having recovered from his opium bender and emotional breakdown, he has had a bit more time to reflect. But he has work to do, so he plungez himself back into his work. Still, he thinks about that last interaction he had with Anhar. Was it a dream?

Meanwhile, back with Atumu, it gets worse. For three days, he is left on the ground, arms all but shattered from ripping them off the bedpost. No one came to check on him in those 3 days, so he falls back into the comatose state. It's to preserve the energy he doesn't have. His organs are failing and he needs to go into the comatose state to survive. After 3 days, by King's orders, Radu and Danica put him back into bed, tie him up again, and continue caring for him in the bare minimum way that they had before. More time (weeks? months?) elapse while King is on his work trips. Atumu's condition worsens.

Finally, King returns from his work trip. He can't stop thinking about what happened that day. Was it a dream? He knows he was high, so he can't trust himself. But he needs to find out for himself.

Against Radu's warnings, King goes to seek out Anhar again. The boy is so skeletal. Just a pile of bones, barely visible on the bed, arms strung up again. It's such a sad pathetic sight. He feels so bad, partially responsible for Anhar's sad state. He speaks softly to Anhar, which rouses Atumu. Atumu gasps a breath of life when he comes back into consciousness. He tries to whisper another apology.

King has come prepared this time. Prepared with water and honey for Anhar, and prepared with questions. Mostly, he is mentally prepared. Not sure what the answers will be.

"When we last spoke, you called me a name...what was it?"

"I... apologize if I am not permitted to utter your name, Master--" Atumu quickly whispers. His entire body is in so much pain and he wants only death. He is so so so sorry.

"What was the name you said? I have only told this name to one person."

"Was he not I, Master?" Atumu is beginning to doubt himself. It couldn't be him...could it be him? He's only a slave...maybe he is mistaken. His memory seems to have a lot of holes now anyway...

"What was the name, Anhar?" King insists.

"Master *****..." Atumu whispers almost inaudibly, and winces in fear that speaking this name will call upon an sort of punishment. But no punishment comes.

"Where did you hear of this name?" This time King is calm in hearing his name. He is prepared.

"I...I don't... remember..." Atumu is speaking the truth. He doesn't know. He doesn't remember.

In fact, King had told Atumu his real name after their daughter died. It was a heart wrenchingly tragic moment, and he wanted his most beloved companion to know his true name. So that at least one other being in this world would know him.

"What do you remember?"

Atumu remembers...his head hurting. He remembers waking up, as if from a long sleep. Not knowing what was going on. He remembers the attack -- they were under attack. He remembers feeling a hot knife slash his throat -- but King was hurt too. He remembers trying to save King's life. (He would never have thought it was King who slit his throat. He knows his Master would never hurt him. The only logical conclusion he could come to was that they were both under attack). And then he couldn't remember much else. He remembered the servants, Danica and Radu. They are humans. They are looking out for King. He knows he can trust them to take care of King...if he is no longer needed...

Slowly now, King asks... hesitantly... "What is your name?"

"My name is Atumu, Master..." he speaks slowly and deliberately at first...but then interrupts himself quickly, as he has noticed his Master and Radu and Danica using another name with him. "B-but if you should wish my name to be otherwise, I shall know no other name."

King's eyes widen. If he wasn't wearing a veil over his face, Atumu would see his eyes watering. "Atumu....how can this be? You were dead, Atumu. I killed you."

"I am not, Master. As you can see, I am alive and well." (Well, not "well"). "And I know that is not true, Master. You would never hurt me."

"It was an accident...I killed you... I carried your body....for years... I have lived lifetimes without you. I have lived half a millennia in your absence."

Atumu doesn't know what to say in response. He doesn't know any of this. He doesn't remember. He doesn't remember much of anything. He doesn't know what is true and what was a dream. He has no details of any previous life he had lived. "Well, I am here now, Master...in your service....if you will still have me..."

King chokes out a laugh through his tears. "Oh, Atumu, you really are as wonderful as I remember you to be."

And then they make plans for him to get better, etc, and then fun shit happens, yadda yadda yadda

I said I wouldn't get into the details, but I got all caught up with myself and this is one of the most heart wrenching moments and ahhh

Sorry again for the text dump ahhhhhh good bye

[laffy-taffy-creations]

DAY SIX PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!

This fic was cross-posted on AO3 here

Family Forged in Fire

Recording | Made to Watch | "It should've been me"

Fandom: My Hero Academia

Words: 1,163

Warnings: house fire, PTSD, childhood trauma, character death

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The first thing I saw was smoke. The room got all hazy. It looked like dark fog. And the smell was bad.

Something’s wrong, this isn’t normal.

I went down stairs. “Mommy! Daddy! Something’s wrong with the air!”

But the downstairs was worse. I looked for one of them, either of them, but all I found was…

No…

“MAMA!” I screamed at the top of my lungs. She was on the floor, still, not moving. Her face was wrong. It wasn’t her. “Mama! Mama wake up! MAMA! PAPA SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH MOMMY!”

I heard something behind me. I looked over. Whatever was wrong with mommy is wrong with daddy too. I crawled over to him. “Papa? PAPA! WHY AREN’T EITHER OF YOU ANSWERING?!”

I started crying. Mommy told me the best thing for me to do when I was hurting, on the inside or out, was cry and it’d feel better. But it didnt stop hurting. Nothing stopped hurting.

The air started getting hot. I saw something orange starting to spread from the kitchen to where I was. A big man dressed in primary colors walked up to me and picked me up. “Your parents aren’t coming back kid. I’m sorry. Let’s get you out of here.”

I knew his voice. I cried even harder. This is the man that mama and papa were shouting at earlier. What happened to them was caused by him.

I punched him in his chest. “YOU DID THIS! YOU’RE THE REASON MOMMY WONT WAKE UP AND WHY DADDY LOOKS ALL WRONG!” I shrieked.

He held me around the chest tighter, my breathing got more difficult. “Shut up kid, you’re gonna act like nothing happened, am I clear? I’m saving you from a housefire. I did not kill your parents, they burned to death. I didn’t start the fire, it came from burning food. Now be quiet or I’ll throw you in the flames too.”

I cried and cired. It was all I could do.

He killed them. I dont want to die. I dont wanna die I dont wanna die I dont wanna die-

----《 ¤ 》----

“Hey nii-san.”

“Hey. Whatcha watching?” I asked as I walked down the stairs to get a snack.

“News.”

I actually need to catch up on the news. “You mind if I join you?”

“Do whatever you want. There’s nothing about him so I think we’ll be fine.”

I got myself some strawberries and sat down next to the figuratively and literally explosive blonde that was my brother.

My phone buzzed with a message and I opened it up while I listened to the newscaster in the background.

Charging Port: [Hey, watcha doin?]

Me: [Hanging out with my brother]

Charging Port: [...you mean your adoptive brother?]

Me: [Details, details…]

Me: [Also yes literally who else would I be talking about]

Charging Port: [I’m just making sure]

Me: [What do you think I have a secret brother that survived the fire and has been living in Japan, completely unknown for 13 years?]

Charging Port: [lol]

Me: [Anyways, what did you need?]

Charging Port: [uhhhh dont watch the news]

Charging Port: [especially not FNN]

“...hey Kat, what channel is this?”

“Fuji? Why?”

“Okay good, Kaminari said I needed to stay away from this channel right now. Our TV has what, a 1 minute delay compared to his on this channel?”

He smirked. “Well, let’s see what he didnt want you to see.”

The scene changed. A fire. A house fire.

I only saw it for a few seconds before I was four again, unable to wake up my parents, not knowing what was going on, the only thing I was sure of being the hero that ‘saved me’ killing them and covering it up with a fire.

They shouldn’t have died, it should’ve been me, they shouldn’t have died, it should’ve been me, they shouldn’t-

“CLO!” nii-san was shaking me now.

“Wha- huh?”

“...Pikachu was right, we shouldn’t have watched the news, holy fuck thank the gods you’re normal again.”

I looked back to the screen. That fire was at Mina’s house.

“<...we dont believe anybody is in the house, but this can be used as a good example of…>”

Mina said she was home alone tonight and wouldn’t be leaving the house.

Both my body and my brain suddenly kicked it into high gear and I dashed back up to my room, changing as quickly as I could into my fireproof suit. C’mon, c’mon, there isn’t much time…

I put on a jacket and put one of my high-grade filter mechanical filter masks in the pocket.

I grabbed a second one for me and went back downstairs, going to the bathroom and rummaging through some of Mom’s things for a hair tie and bobby pins, putting my long hair up into a messy bun so none of it would catch fire.

I put on my mask and travelled through the shadows right outside the house. I could feel my phone buzzing relentlessly in my pocket but I didnt care.

I drew the Ancient Geldyrn symbol for goodluck on my chest and kicked in the backdoor.

Where are you.

I ran up the stairs to her room and pounded on it. “MINA! MINA CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!” The door was locked from inside.

Please answer please answer please answer…

“MINA???”

Nothing. I took a step back and slammed my body against the door, enough to break the latch.

I saw her passed out on the floor. I kneeled down and pput my filter mask on her as quick as I could. You’re gonna survive, You will survive, I will not let you die.

I secured it around her head, grabbed her phone and threw her over my shoulder before running downstairs, through the livingroom-

Dont think about it, dont think about it.

As soon as we were out I was able to find a substantial enough shadow to travel back through and I dropped her on the couch before letting out a sigh of exhaustion.

“Good gods Clo, you need to not do that,”

“Do what?” I asked, sprawling myself out on the floor.

“Suddenly running around and fucking teleporting to her! All I saw was you rushing around like a madman then a slight figure in the background of the broadcast! You could’ve atleast given me a warning.”

“Too little time, my rushing around was your warning.”

“You could’ve called the pros or something! Or I dont know, at least shown yourself a bit more to the news so they knew they were wrong???”

I looked at my brother and smiled slyly. “You know damn well why I dont trust either of them.”

He facepalmed.

Izuku had appeared in the time I was gone apparently. “Why dont you trust them?”

Both me and Kat said in unison, “We dont talk to cops here.”

I laughed while he groaned. He knew what was coming.

“Oh boy, do I have a lot to fill you in on~”

[anthenasikes]

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY...

SOME OF YOUR MOST ICONIC MOMENTS HAVE BEEN...?

FOR EVIL REASONS OFC

UHHHH . ICONIC MOMENTS FOR EVIL REASONS... I CANT RLLY THINK OF ANY... i guess like. drawing a thing based on sumi post beofre i even knew or mutual'd sumi at all and then BOOM sumi is right there irl !! whgat!! holy fuck mutual in the irl!! dream come true

also me and sy archnemsiisis. enemies. absolutely no kissigng under the moonlight no wuh luh wuh behavior no gay tension none WHATSOEVER!! no marriage. just attacking fighting. killing. I WILL KILL SY SOMEDAY JUST UOU WATCH (in a Not homosexual fashion) i hope sy choke on jamba juice AGAIN iconic.

hmmm iconic mometnts what else. theres that one shinny drawing that rlly popped tf off that i still think is cool (the computer window one) uhhhh also that one zeorororooeescaping drawing recently. also i think an epic moment. by ant. but uh

otherwise i can not think of any icomnic moments... new years tem waking up at EXACTLY california girl midnight new year time was pretty iconic WAIT SHIT THAT IS NOT AN ANTHONY MOMENT THATS TEM

iconic moment: new years i made a post that said "califniran girls we're in the new year" and like three non-mutuals strangers liked it so i think that was also an iconic anthony posting success

[hartshorn-and-isinglass]

Someone in the comments of a Youtube video pointed out that Tartini's account of how he composed "The Devil's Trill" sounds like he had an episode of sleep paralysis that morphed into a lucid dream and it kinda stopped me in my tracks because I'd never heard anyone else confirm that was a thing that can happen. I've totally had that happen to me. But uhhhh... given my own personal experience I now have a VERY different take on what Tartini means when he says "everything went as I wished: my new servant anticipated my every desire".

Oh God, am I telling this story? I guess I'm telling this story. Buckle in for some stuff that sounds very wooey-woo (but probably isn't), this is where shit gets weird.

Because I was a strange and off-putting child, I read the entire-ass Time Life Mysteries of The Unknown series when it came out. I'm pretty sure that was where I first heard about the idea of creating a Theosophical tulpa and how it could blur the lines between actual haunting/seance and psychological phenomena. In my teen years I had resigned myself to the idea that I was going to be Forever Alone because there was something wrong with me, etc. etc. and out of desperation I decided to try and manifest some kind of incubus thing through sheer force of will. Keep in mind my parents were making me attend a very conservative Baptist church at this point in my life and they probably would have considered this witchcraft. I'm pretty sure I had some cognitive dissonance about it but church was a miserable time anyway and it absolutely did not stop me, LOL.

I won't pretend I had any sort of exceptional gift for meditation or whatever the fuck is thought to be required to manifest a thoughtform. But through some combination of chronic sleep deprivation and the deep wish to be less lonely I successfully induced my own sleep paralysis episodes.

You may have heard that a common symptom of sleep paralysis, besides being unable to move, is the feeling that someone else is present in the room with you. Usually that aspect of a sleep paralysis episode is described as terrifying. Apparently if you're pathetic enough it's kind of exciting! It helps if they're hot. And a fun part about the whole incubus/succubus thing is that they can change genders at will, which this one definitely did just to mess with my closeted-ass head from time to time!

And the thing is, these episodes would start out with the sleep paralysis but quickly turn into lucid dreams where I was still aware on some level that my actual body wasn't moving but it felt like some kind of astral-projection version of me could. The tactile aspect of these dreams always blew me away--ahem.

It wasn't even all just hot sex, there was this dimension to it all that I'd call quasi-spiritual: a level of connection there that isn't possible in the real world with other real humans--it makes sense that it's only possible to have that with something that is/was in some way part of your own psyche. (And this was all something happening in my brain, of that I'm sure. There's no reason to believe that my childhood house was haunted; moreover, these episodes continued even after I moved away for college.)

But also... holy cow was all of this rocket fuel for my own creativity. I definitely had moments of waking up and scrambling for a pencil and paper and I mean, tell me this doesn't sound like the same thing that happened to Tartini. So yeah, I'm never looking at The Devil's Trill the same way again. Hell, I hadn't even considered learning it because it's beyond my current skill level, but realizing I may have a sort of weird connection with this piece is causing me to consider trying anyway.

[bo-abrams]

Bo as Fabulinus :: The Roman God who teaches children their first words Often associated with language and knowledge, Fabulinus is there to receive an offering when a child utters their first word. Unfortunately, he does not appear in Roman literature or arts, but he is also associated with spoken word. His name comes from 'Fabulari' which means 'to speak'

[botwstoriesandsuch]

I recently read Shades of blue after you rwcommended it and Oh My God was it worth it. That was beautiful and amazing and do you have any other recommendations?

✨MISSIONS ACCOMPLISHED✨

AAAAAA I’m so glad you read it!!! Honestly I’ve been waiting for someone to ask me for recs for awhile because I have.........a few...

Miscellaneous ships here, not just Revalink but the first lot are

- Pinesong by @a-perplexing-puzzle D-Do I even need to explain myself more??? I talk about this fic every other day of the week..... it’s just great vibes....soft and fluffy and angsty just *chef’s kiss* two gay boys searching through their old memories to remember how gay they are 

- Shades of Blue by @unapologetically-asexual OK I know original anon just said they read this but for you idiots that haven’t read it yet....uhhhh get on that. Nothing I could say would really advertise this fic better than this post

- somebody’s always looking (nothing’s quite as sweet) by @kouzaires One of my FAV Coffee shop AU’s for botw....so sof......so tender...........so warrmmmmm.............they characters are written so well.....just love it...a lot

- Broken Spirits by @legendoftoad It’s just AAAAAAAAAA??!!? My boys are hurting and the malice for half of it is frickin doing things to my boy and then of course you got your PTSD themes meddled in there and hnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhghgh my hurt/comfort itch is sufficiently scratched go read

- Linger On by ICanFlyHigher [idk if they have a tumblr] Ok I actually haven’t finished this fic yet but it’s been recommended time and time again so I’ve been reading this in my spare time I’m on like Chapter 12 or 13 I think but I can say with CERTAINTY that the writing is fantastic and tender moments are off the charts and my boys are so precious and also the Yiga are actually cool in this so that’s nice

- Learning Flight by homewardbound This is just *chefs kiss* *standing ovation* *throws confetti in the air* quality quality Revalink. Just a delicious chocolate cake of botw and Revalink. You got your mysterious Revali waking up 105 years later batter, and your angsty PTSD gay boys duo chocolate chips, and then you can chuck in some engaging sideplot elements as a few tall tiers, and then the cake is all whipped up with the wooden spoon of subtextual writing just mmmm delicious. and ALSO I betaed a thing that is gonna happen and let me tell you shit is gonna happen like VERY IMPORTANT SUPER COOL plot twists be happening so you better read it 

- Conversations After The End Of The World by @bismuthllie Ok this one’s a oneshot but I always go back and read it because...idk it just strums my heart strings a lot...I’ve said Pinesong was my first big Revalink fic I’ce read, but this was like...my first, first piece of Revalink content I read ever so...yeah <3 ....and also the art for this comic is fantastic too even thought it gives me the emotions......hahaha ok Revali it’s time to stop being dead

- I See You Swimming In The Sky by @unavoidablekoishi OK OK I know my logic isn’t the best considering it’s the only Revali/Mipha fic I’ve read, but god dammit it’s the best Revpha fic I’ve ever read I still need to catch up cause I’m like 3 chapters behind but this fic CONVERTED me ok, miphvali went from a “huh yeah the art is nice I can kinda see it” to “THAT FISH IS SIMPING FOR THE BIRD 24/7 AND THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER″ This is some *claps* GOOD. SHIT. Ok? *slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so much charming characterization and interaction (and also has made me scream both happily and not happily on several occasions)

- Guardian of The Wilds by @no-themes-just-memes in which I constantly miscall it “Guardian of the Wild” because I’m stupid This isn’t so much a ship fic but it’s so cool Link is a spirit, Urbosa and Zelda’s mom are a thing, Zelda is HERE and she is AMAZING like no spoilers but holy shit Zelda is here and slaying in more ways than one and riding Satori and hhnnnnhhhhhhhh it’s all about those ~plot twists~ and tone changes ya know? very very very nice...

- Firebird by @paellaplease Oh no, it’s Kip’s obligatory Firebird gush whoopsie poopsie who would have guessed surely not me. This is just my standard for Oc ship content now it’s so good I am gay for one fire girl Maiya is my spirit animal and I just wanna cup her in my hands softly even though I know she would probably burn me for it but it would totally be worth it. The writing is just superb and I am also gay for great imagery and action which this is chalk full of so go read it 

Ok it’s actually 2am right now and I still need to finish a bunch of AP work so I’m just gonna speed run the rest of these recs

@echogekkos writes such cute and soft Miphlink fics that are on my top tier list like this one and oh crap this post made me realize Healing Touch updated crap there are so many things I need to read and catch up on anyways want more miphlink angst? BOOM read the inspiration for eternity by Merakkli and oh what’s that? You want deep lore that was custom made with lots of hot ocs in a fic that spans way beyond BOTW welp here’s Hyrule Bound a universe entirely created by @themisadventurescrew which is yet another fic series that I am behind on crap but oh shit @kittmoon has started a chapter fic called Jaded Seas recently so you should go read that but also all of their oneshots are great as well so you should follow them and did I mention that everyone I’ve tagged are people you should follow because yeah anyhow here’s a crackfic about Goron children that had me shaking out of either fear or confusion for a few days by @angsttronaut ok moving on @thatsnotzelda writes beautifully just take a look at this angsty Revalink thing and also bambambambam you’ve been ambushed by @hatenostorms @going-fancognito @ashrel @lizards-writing-blog so now go request some from them because I said so they’re great also uhhh @idiotic-canadian and @moonchildrenn [Pins_and_Patches on ao3] hate happiness but that’s ok because I get to be emotionally wrecked by their angst and whump hurray! wait fUCK I completely forgot to rec this earlier but my first Zelpha fic was this gorgeous Coffeeshop AU by @theseventhsage called Dreaming of Coffee and Love so go read that *flipping through entire history of ao3* let’s see let’s see... All of the Rito Chronicles by  sturms_sun_shattered is great, and this Teba/Harth one is also a fav and oh CRAP my zelink content is just everything by @fatefulfaerie because it’s just *throws colorful streamers in the air* pretty and I love their writing welp I’m about to collapse lets just end it off with the z’s like @zzariyo and @zeawesomebirdie on ao3  they are some pretty radical french fries if i do say so myself and and ok ok read this other Zelpha coffee au which is also by @kouzaires and this Modern au also by @unavoidablekoishi ok that’s all I can remember right now bye 

[tsuki-sennin]

Awoooooooooooooooo! Dog fightin'! Doggo focus! And Toradragonjin, finally? Gonna be a good one.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Haha, Sixth Ranger ain't even got his own robot yet, let's make fun of him >:)

-Miho-chan and Tsuyoshi-san :D

-Awwwwwwww... :(

-Poor kid.

-And of course, Natsumi-san, being epic.

-Tsubasa do a doggy paddle.

-SHE WAS RIGHT THERE AAAAAAGH

-I know what the Hitotsuki of this episode is, it's the Juken-ki!

-I haven't really seen Gekiranger, but I was a Jungle Fury fan as a kid. My grandfather got me one of those small plastic-y balls with the series logo on it as a present, and I played with it a lot and it inspired me to take up soccer for about a year.

-Yeah my athletic career kinda peaked in elementary school... in 2008 lmao

-Constitution, constitution...

-Yeah, overstimulation be like that, I feel you.

-Dog time.

-Shouty-shoooout! ...as the subs say. That's a Jan thing, right?

-Violence

-"Shut the fuck up, I'm in agony!"

-Donbrothers-Assigned Furry.

-"Dogggggyyyyyy!"

-...so wait, do the Donbrothers just appear as their animal counterparts?

-"Ewwwwwww, talking dog!"

-Wow, these highschool girls are so mean.

-Menkai wa wata.

-Haunted by dog.

-Born to bork, forced to wan.

-"Fuck, I'm honger."

-Food thievin' dog!

-Jirou's home :)

-Hmmm... I see the analogues to Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, Sanzang... who'd Jirou's girlfriend be? Guanyin? Or would she be perhaps be Bai Long Ma, who once turned himself into a sexy lady with huge tits to try and fail to kill a demon? ...and before you ask, yeah, that really happened.

-Oh come now Jirou, you can flex! As a treat.

-Oh hey, you wanted to be a soccer player too, huh?

-Well, at least they're supportive :)

-...in a weird way.

-Ayyyyyyyyy!

-Achooooo!

-"Natsumi!"

-...dog only?

-Marketable dog plushie.

-Natsumi-san!

-...I wonder, will InuBrother's weird shuriken ever be given a name?

-This is

-A lot scarier than I expected it to be.

-OHHHHH SHIT HE'S GOING TO TSUYOSHI

-He's out.

-...Momoi Tarou.

-Aaaand, off he goes!

-...Oooooooh, she's waking up.

-Seyama.

-Literally the only Juto who's been a threat so far.

-Doggy?

-Ohhhhhhhhh, shit, Miho!

-Holy shit, she's cool.

-Ohhhhh, rain fight.

-HOLY SHIT

-Damn, girl!

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, shit, memory loss.

-OHHHHHH DOG

-Oh hey guys!

-Hey, Tsuyoshi! Uh... yeah, you all got this, the dog guy's fine!

-"SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP"

-Jirou's here!

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Tiger Guy too!

-"I need you, and you need me!"

-Oh, okay, they just have those gears now, that's fine.

-Avatar Change!

-I'm mad we never got a proper team-up battle with Live and Evil's base forms in Revice, so seeing this makes me very happy.

-I swear, it's like they're giving me literally everything I could ever want. Ironic.

-Don Robogoku!

-Robobolt!

-Yeah, this is great.

-Thank you, Tame Jirou and Feral Jirou, very cool.

-DAAAAAAAAI GATTAI!

-Thank you Romi Park, very cool.

-Oh my god, he's in a cage.

-God, it'll never not astound me how these suit actors can get so much mileage out of these bulky costumes.

-Yeah, this form is awesome.

-...don't know if I like the floppy sword though.

-"Ore wa zettai!"

-Doggy.

-:(

-Matching mugs :)

-Miho-san... Natsumi-san... what exactly is your deal, Cool Juto Lady? And will I get to see you fight more, because that'd make me very happy.

-Pochi-san...

-This is cute, but like... too immensely horrifying for me to appreciate?

-Oh

-HKJ:LHGLKLH:J WHAAT

-Oh my god, we're becoming a Son next episode.

-I think we've reached peak "what" this episode, so I think next week I'll be thinking "Oh, what a standard joke, you're slipping Inoue!" ...that is, unless we see Shinichi and Haruka come back in full force. So uhhhh, yeah!

-Avataro Sentai Donbrothers! Very good show, would recommend. But you knew that, right?

[your-nerd-is-showing]

Attack on Titan Omegaverse fanfiction chapter one.

Content: Smut

Warnings: multiple parings, oral sex (giving and receiving), Eren and his smug ass, minors not allowed!

You’re an Omega about to be mated off on your eighteenth birthday never to be with your boyfriend Armin again because he is a Beta and he has accepted fate. You however are stuck in the middle…. You want to be with Eren but he is not of age yet and the Elders make no exceptions. So you set your sights on Levi the unmatable Alpha but Eren will stop at nothing to be with you…. What’s going to happen in this love triangle erm love square I’m not even sure myself! Guess you’ll just have to read it!

Chapter one: Goodbye Love

Omega Rule 20: On an Omega's eighteenth birthday they must be mated off to an Alpha.

You woke up early that morning whimpering from a knot in your stomach. Today was your eighteenth birthday, come tonight you would be mated off to an Alpha but you didn’t want to be you were so happy with your boyfriend Armin.

You laid there in silence looking at the sweet blond wrapped around you. A tear fell down your pale skin as you twirled his soft hair around your finger. “Armin…..” You sighed as more tears stained your cheeks. You held him tightly crying in silence trying not to wake up Armin.

You felt the knot in your stomach start to pulse and between your legs became slick. “Oh just fucking wonderful.” You grumbled.

Armin sniffed the air and instantly woke up. “You're about to go into heat (Y/N).”

“Well thank you captain obvious.” You laughed.

Armin pinned you to the bed. “Would you like some relief my love?” He asked slipping his hand between your legs making you whimper as he pushed a couple of fingers inside you.

“Y-yes Armin p-please.” You wined out as he fingered you.

“As you wish My Queen.” Armin parted your legs and went down on you instantly giving you relief as he licked your swollen clit.

Omega Rule 34: When a female becomes fourteen she will find a boyfriend.

In your pack females find a boyfriend of their choosing when they turn fourteen. They want you to explore yourself early so you know what you like and what you dislike. The pack you come from is well known to breed beautiful and strong Omega's who aren’t afraid to speak their minds.

You have been with Armin since you were fourteen years old and when you turned sixteen you found out you were an Omega Armin still stayed with you. He knew you better than anyone, he knew what turned you on, how to touch you in all the right ways. It was a shame that he wasn’t an Alpha you would marry him in an instant.

You laid there in a daze lost in your thoughts crying your eyes out as Armin pleasured you. Suddenly you were jolted out of your thoughts when you felt Armin push a toy inside you. “Ah-ahhhh Ar-Armin.” You moaned out.

He looked at you and smiled as he thrusted the dildo in and out of you. “I wish it was me giving you this pleasure not a toy.” He chuckled trying to make you feel better.

Omega Rule 42: Females can engage in any sexual activity EXCEPT sexual intercourse for their first time must be with their mate.

“I wish the same thing but we know the rules you can do anything to me but have sex. I must remain a virgin.” You quoted sarcastically and laughed. “Thank goodness I have that body wash that gets rid of male pheromones or we would be screwed.” You laughed again.

“Mhmmmm.” Armin replied before going back down on you.

You whined out in pleasure tugging on Armin's soft hair as he licked up your juices slowly pumping the dildo in and out of you. Your body moved with every thrust as he went deeper and deeper.

“A-Arminnnn I’m-I'm going to cummmmm!” You moaned out as you arched your back gushing into his mouth.

Armin came up and kissed you deeply. “At least I was able to pleasure you one last time (Y/N).” He looked at you and started to cry. “I'm going to miss you so much (Y/N) why does fate have to be so cruel to us?”

“I know my love…. I know, but I have good news for you remember that Omega's are allowed to bring a member from their pack for comfort and my sweet Armin I chose you.” You smiled and kissed him.

“Really you did?” He got all excited.

“Yes! I can’t imagine my life without you in it Armin.” You said happily.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

“Mikasa? Is that you?” You called out.

“Yes it’s me (Y/N) can I come in?”

“Uhhhh gimme a minute gotta put clothes on! Come on Armin lets get dressed.” You scrambled around and quickly got dressed.

Armin opened the door. “Good morning Mikasa!” He said happily.

“You're in an awfully good mood Armin, (Y/N) must have given you to good news.”

“Indeed she did!”

“I’m glad you’re going with her, keep her safe Armin.”

“You know I’ll protect her with my life.”

“I know you will, now I'm glad you’re here I want a males opinion on what (Y/N) should wear to her party and seeing that you’re her boyfriend I know you’ll pick something beautiful for her.” Mikasa turned to you. “Now time for you to get your ass in that shower so you don’t smell like Armin.”

“Yes Ma'am!” You looked to Armin. “One last shower with me?”

Armin picked you up. “Like you even have to ask!” He brought you to the bathroom and started to undress you. “I wish I was an Alpha this isn’t fair (Y/N) you’re my soul mate.” Armin wrapped his arms around you, as he leaned in to kiss your neck he let out a low growl.

“Shhhhh Armin don’t say that too loud.” Your eyes started to tear up again. “It’s hard enough for the both of us right now please don’t make it harder Armin.”

“I’m sorry I can’t help myself….” He took a deep breath in. “I need to be happy for you.” He let go of you and went to turn on the shower.

You came up behind Armin wrapping your arms around him. “I love you so much Armin…..” You pulled him in closer to you as one of your hands traveled down towards his member making him moan softly. “Let me give you pleasure one last time as well.” You said as you pushed him into the shower. You kissed his lips tenderly.

He kissed you back roughly as he grabbed at your butt pushing his body closer to you. He started to growl again his eyes went from blue to amber and lust-filled. He was quickly losing his senses grabbing at your body rougher by the minute as he tried to slip his member inside you.

You growled back at Armin giving him a disgruntled look. “Armin!” You pushed him off of you. “What in the hell are you doing?”

He looked at you narrowing his eyes as he continued to growl.

You smacked him. “Armin! Pull yourself together! You’re better than this!”

He shook his head and looked at you his eyes turned back to their beautiful ocean blue. “I’m-I’m sorry (Y/N)…. I lost control of myself.” He looked at you embarrassed. “You're just-just so irresistible right now because you’re in heat.” He went to grab at you again but you swatted his hands away.

“Armin!” You wrapped your hands around his neck. “Behave!”

“S-sorry, sorry! I’ll behave.”

“Good boy.” You lowered yourself to Armin's length.

Armin moaned out as you licked his pulsing member. “Oh-ohhhhhh (Y/NNNNN).” He whimpered as you took his length in its entirety down your throat.

Mikasa knocked on the door. “Hey! I can hear you! No funny business (Y/N)!”

You completely ignored her and continued to pleasure Armin.

He gently gripped your hair watching on in wonder as your head bobbed up and down.

You slowed down the pace making Armin whimper at every lick. Up and down you ran your tongue along his shaft driving him crazy.

“Ah-ahhhhh (Y/N) I'm-I'm go-going to-to-to cummmm.” He whined as he released himself.

You came up and kissed him. “Okay let’s shower.” You grabbed your shampoo and started to wash your hair.

“So (Y/N) are there any Alpha's you have your eyes on?”

“Ummmmm well actually yes there is two of them but only one is of age….” You turned red.

“Who are they?”

Omega Rule 25: Neither Alpha's or Omega's can mate before their eighteenth birthday.

“Well one is Eren but like I said he isn’t of age yet….”

“And the other one?” Armin asked.

“L-Levi…..” You squeaked out.

“SERIOUSLY LEVI!?” Armin yelled.

“Y-yes…..” You hid your face in your hands.

“You set your standards pretty high…. You know Levi has never shown any interest in an Omega ever. Not to sound mean but what makes you so special that you think he will choose you?”

You thought back to the encounter you had with Levi when you first found out that you were an Omega.

“If only you were of age now (Y/N) I would make you my Mate in this very moment.” He whispered into your ear sensually as he pinned you to the wall. “I want to say fuck the rules and take you right now my dear.” He leaned in and kissed you.

You smiled a big smile and turned bright red as you remembered what he said to you two years ago. “Ohhhhh no reason.” You said as you turned redder.

Armin raised an eyebrow. “You’re not telling me something (Y/N).” He growled as he cornered you against the wall. “Something happened between the two of you didn’t it?”

“Y-yes….” You said shyly. “It was nothing bad he j-just kissed me.”

Armin laughed. “So the unmatable Levi has taken an interest in my sweet (Y/N). This is going to be an interesting night indeed. The Elders will have a field day with this!” Armin boasted.

You looked at Armin surprised. “Y-you're not mad?”

“I can’t be mad you’re an Omega about to be the queen of a pack…. Your fate was sealed when you were sixteen. I knew from that day on Alpha's would be looking at you. I was worried at some point that I would lose you to an Alpha and I was ready to accept that. Thankfully I didn’t.” He smiled at you and kissed your forehead.

You and Armin finished your shower. You brushed your teeth and dried your long beautiful (H/C) hair. You came out of the bathroom and Mikasa had dresses everywhere. “Holy shit Mikasa where in the world did these all come from!?”

“I had them made for you.” She replied.

“Wow thank you so much they’re beautiful!” You started to look through the gowns.

“I think you should wear something that accentuates your breasts and butt…. Because both of them are very nice.” Said Armin.

You laughed. “Of course you would say that! Okay you pick a few dresses you like.”

Armin smiled. “Okay!” He picked three dresses, one was a deep blue very, very short skin tight and strapless. The second one was a Chinese style dress made from red silk with gold trim it was sleeveless with a slit on each side and showed a lot of side boob. The final dress was a purple tailored mermaid style dress with a plunging neckline and a slit up the side.

“Armin none of these are even my taste…. I don’t dress like that ever….”

“I’m sorry I was thinking what other men would like…..”

“I understand that but that’s not the impression I'm trying to give off…. Plus I would be very uncomfortable in those.”

“Okay then what would you pick?”

You continue to look through the dresses your eyes fell on a (F/C) strapless low cut dress that was just short enough and hugged all your curves in the right places. You put the dress on and Armin's jaw almost fell off.

“(Y/N) you are breathtaking!” Armin cooed.

“Yes that dress fits you perfectly (Y/N).” Stated Mikasa. “The Alpha's won’t be able to stay away from you. Now what do you want to do for a hairstyle?”

“Hmmmmm I think a French braid off to the side with flowers would look very nice. It’s classy and still shows off my neck.” You stated.

“That would look beautiful.” Replied Armin.

Suddenly an irresistibly musky smell wafted into your room. “I’ll catch up with you both later.” You slipped out of the dress and put on a tank top and shorts.

Mikasa gave a dirty look as you left. “Don’t be stupid.”

You gave her a look back. “Mikasa this is me we are talking about you know I'm a good girl.”

“Yes but I also know how you get around him. So don’t be stupid.”

“Let me guess Eren is here.” Said Armin.

“Yes mommmmmm.” You said sarcastically as you left your room and ran down the hallway.

You chased Eren's scent through the mansion all the way down to the private underground hot spring that was only for Alpha's and Omega's. You made your way in and slipped out of your clothes to put a towel on. Getting more excited by the minute you went into the hot spring but Eren was nowhere to be found.

“What the hell? Eren where are you?” You called out.

Someone came up behind you, swiped your towel and pushed you into the water. You surfaced ready to rip Eren a new asshole but he was still nowhere. “What the fuck!”

Suddenly you heard Eren's laughter fill the cavern. Eren swam up behind you grabbing at your waist he pulled you in close to him. “Happy birthday beautiful.” He whispered into your ear as he scratched at your thighs.

You shivered at his touch. “H-hi E-Eren.” You squeaked out. You turned around and saw a beautiful pair of lust-filled green eyes staring back at you.

He smiled at you. “Hello beautiful.” He cooed pulling you in closer to him as he licked your neck sending you into a frenzy.

“Ahhhhh Eren b-behave!” You whined out. “We-we shouldn’t be d-doing this.”

He gave you a smug look. “And why not? I want to give you something special for your birthday (Y/N).”

You grabbed onto to his neck attacking his lips moaning into his mouth as he groped at your butt.

He broke the kiss. “I can’t help myself (Y/N) you’re sent is irresistible, you’re driving me mad.” He let out a small grunt as his member pushed up against you.

Little whimpers escaped your lips as Eren rubbed up on you. “Eren please s-stop you’re making this so hard for me.” You looked at him with pleading eyes.

“What’s so hard for you?” He asked staring deep into your eyes. He brought you over to a hidden cave.

“T-to b-behave.”

Eren pulled you out of the water. “Then don’t behave….” He said sensually slipping his hand between your legs making you moan as he pushed a couple of fingers inside you. “You know we are meant for each other (Y/N) you can’t deny that…. You’re all I ever think about, you’re all that I desire.” He kissed you deeply as he pumped his fingers in and out of you sending you into an uproar.

You let out a loud howl making the cavern shake. “E-Eren p-p-please s-stop. D-d-don't do this to me.” You clawed at his back.

He didn’t listen and continued to finger you.

Your body gave in to him as he pumped his fingers even harder driving you crazy. “Ah-ahhhh d-damnit E-Eren.” You moaned out as you came all over his fingers.

“That’s a good girl give in to your desires.” Whispered Eren before he went down on you. He ate you out like a ravenous animal licking up every last drop of your sweet juices. He growled nipping at your clit making you gush into his mouth.

“Oh-ohhhhh Er-Erennnnnn!” You moaned out grabbing fistfuls of his long chestnut hair as your hips bucked wildly. You pulled on his hair tighter as you grinded against his face pushing him deeper in to you.

He finally came up. “You're so wet…. Your body is just begging for me damnit (Y/N) I can’t take it anymore I need you.” He rubbed his member against you as he leaned in to kiss your neck, his kisses getting rougher and rougher as he nipped at your neck.

“E-Eren be careful you can’t bite me….”

“Fuck the rules.” He snarled. “I have half a mind to mark you right now! This isn’t fair why do you have to be older than me by three days! I swear if I have to break every rule I will make you mine (Y/N) I will find a way!” He pulled his fingers out of you and started to rub his member between your legs getting dangerously close to slipping inside you. Grunting and growling he was losing control of his senses as he clawed at your back. His eyes turned from green to blood red, his claws became sharper and his teeth grew pointed. He narrowed his eyes looking at you like a meal.

“Eren….” You took his face in your hands pulling him closer to you. “Don’t look at me like that.” You licked his neck trying to calm him down.

He stopped and came back to his senses. He tenderly kissed your lips. “I’m sorry if I took it too far.”

“No you’re fine Eren…. I want you just as badly.” You smiled and kissed him back. “I enjoyed it immensely.”

“Good I’m glad you did.” He kissed you again. “Now go get all sexy looking so I can ogle at you tonight.”

You laughed. “Okay handsome I’ll look extra sexy just for you.” You kissed him one last time before parting ways.

You got dressed and made your way back up to your room. “I have to take another shower.” You opened the bedroom door Mikasa and Armin were still in your room playing video games waiting for you.

Mikasa sniffed the air. “You stink go shower you dirty girl.” She snickered.

“Yes ma'am.” You laughed and made your way into the bathroom to get ready for tonight's party.

[zet-sway]

@the-wip-project day 35:

I don't know what today's question is but I gotta write a wall of text about what happened last night because holy shit

I was on the verge of falling asleep and, like I usually do, I decided to hunt for some spicy fanfics to read on my phone. I found one.

All my posts are long but this one is real fucking long. CW for touching on dub-con and injury mentioned in the type of context it probably shouldn't be.

It's time for me to admit that not only am I a oneshot writer, I'm also a oneshot reader. I am drawn to short fanfics. If I click on a chaptered fic, it's (usually) because it's rated E for smut and I'll go in with every intention of skimming it for the spicy bits. I'm not proud of this. I've avoided saying this for years because I don't want to disappoint people who work hard on their very long and well thought out chaptered stories. I have a short attention span, and I know what I want.

But anyway, last night I clicked on a fic with 5 chapters and some amount of words, around 30k? Long, by my standards, but I was tired and I just wanted something to read while I dozed off.

This particular fic hooked me in, though. I still skimmed it, but the writing was so unique in a way that made me writhe with writer's envy and admiration. Whoever wrote this had their own language - nothing borrowed - their own vision.

I guess I should tell the good people who read my posts (ya'll, seriously, thank you) that the fic in topic is called Fault Lines by Recidiva on AO3. I would link to it but uhhhh I may be using my work PC for "extracurricular purposes" right this moment ^^; so maybe when I get home I'll remember to add it.

I skimmed it - like I said above - for the spicy parts. It generally follows the plot of Bioware's canon. Thane begins as possessive and manipulative, likely uncomfortably close to dub-con for a lot of people. He kisses her and knows full well that his kiss will make her willing but intoxicated, and how he will use that to fulfil himself. But as the story progresses, he falls in love. Their relationship is what I'll call "edgy." Both of them are renegades. There's a scene where they get down in the shuttle after a fight and they're both still injured and it borders on downright unrealistic but fuck it, it's fanfic and I bought it. However their relationship develops a certain heart-wrenching tenderness. She asks him what Siha means over and over again, and eventually tells him she thinks "bitch" when he says it. But in that moment they have a playful banter, he knows full well she's probably already looked it up on the extranet, and they fall into bed together. The smut is mind-boggling.

By the time it gets to Shepard's arrest, he's taken up a place on Earth and visits her, breaks into her house arrest. There's a scene where they see each other for the first time in a while, she tells him how much she's missed his mouth and how it's not right how bad she wants him, and wants him bad enough to smother him with affection. She says something to the effect of "if you're looking to die, I'd volunteer to be the cause," implying that her lust is powerful enough to endanger his life. And it was at this moment I realized I fucked up.

It's established that I live in my own headcanon and I'm not burdened with considering the end of Thane's life as part of my fics. And the suspension of disbelief was such that I forgot he doesn't make it. So at this moment in the fic, chapter 4 out of 5, I realized "Oh shit this isn't going to have a happy ending." I skipped to the end right away, I wanted to confirm my fears.

In their final exchange, she asks him to lie to her - something that's repeated in other chapters of the story. I forget what he says, I was reading desperately, but he asks her in return to tell him something true. She kisses him and tells him she loves him, and he breathes his last breath with the lingering tingle of their kiss to carry him to the other side.

I was so entrenched in the depth of their relationship up to that point. The level of fathomless love the author conveyed, unlike anything I've ever managed to write before, but more realistic to my own understanding of love as I've experienced it. Not because they're renegades, but just the selflessness with which they feel, communicate, banter, and make love.

When I read that last paragraph, something inside me broke. That sounds dramatic but that's honestly how I would describe it. It felt like waking up from a night terror, when you bolt up in bed from a dream so bad you immediately get up even if it's 4am because nothing feels real and you're so terrified you have to get up and do something - literally anything to take your mind off it, to ease you back into reality. I put my phone down and stared into the darkness of my bedroom and told myself "it's just a fanfic, no need to get upset." And then I started to cry and I didn't stop for 30 minutes.

My husband was downstairs watching Bohemian Rhapsody and I went down there and wrapped myself around him so tight and cried. Bless this man, from the bottom of my heart - bless him - for his unfathomable kindness. I felt like a fucking fool because I was crying over fanfiction but he paused his movie and just listened while I tried to articulate how it wasn't exactly about the character death, or the characters at all, it was just the writing and how it wormed into my brain so convincingly. I felt the loss like it was my own loss. I am terrified of losing my husband. So many feelings coalesced and I realized one day I may be in that situation, kissing the man I love goodbye for the last time, never to hold him again. I'm at work right now and I'm tearing up because it's so hard.

I tip my hat to the author, but I genuinely wished I hadn't read that fanfic. And isn't it kind of funny after that grandstand I took yesterday about not wanting to write the pain of loss and grief, that I ended up reading it instead and probably fucking myself up just as badly, if not worse, than if I had tried to write it myself?

It gets worse, too. Because it got me thinking about my own writing, and how I could never hope to achieve what that author did. So I sat there crying out my painfeelings while simultaneously feeling like a shit writer and like nothing I put out matters. I got up from the couch, sat down at my PC and picked up where I left off in the Omega DLC in ME3 because video games are great for taking the mind off things. It didn't exactly help with the intensity I'd hoped for, but I managed to fall asleep, by 3am.

Fast forward to this morning. I dragged my sorry ass out of bed 4 hours later and drove to work. By some fucking miracle, no one is here right now except our field director. And I'm stewing in how this one fic really fucked me up bad, reconsidering everything. I feel like I've been put in my place.

So what changed?

Yesterday I posted about how I'm struggling to write a plotline. I know what happens, but I'm not interested in the little bits that tie it together. I want to write the romance. I think there's a way to write the plot and the romance at the same time, but it's damn hard.

I started doing this because I wanted to grow my skills as a writer, and I knew it might be more than I could chew. I'm at that moment now where I'm about ready to give up.

Even if I felt like a shit writer last night (and still kinda do this morning), I know that the stuff I've put out has value. We can't all write these epically tragic smut-romance-renegades-to-lovers tales, we'd all be sad all the damn time. There's a time and a place and - I would argue - even a need for lighterhearted fic out there. There are really no rules. I'm confident in what I know how to do.

But the plot. Fuck it, man. I think maybe I'm trying too hard to be something I'm not. I'm trying really hard to write like other people. I may have mentioned before that I saw a post about how many artists spend their time pining for the skills of others, thinking "wow, when I can draw like that, I'll have made it as an artist." That same post cautioned against this, basically saying you already have your own unique style, it's just harder to see through the lens of your own eyeballs. It's fine to challenge yourself but try to acknowledge what you do that sets you apart already. I feel like I have that something - maybe not to the extent that I wish, but I have something.

So what's the point of the plot? Why do I need to tell my readers how I cured Keprals? I'm asking myself important questions here. I like to think I've come up with ideas that no one else has, but as I said above, I don't read a lot of chaptered fics. I very well may have come to the same ideas as other writers and I'm not even aware of it. I don't know if my ideas are unique but I still arrived at them all by myself.

The challenge here - the thing I'm struggling so much with - is how to put them together with the same elegance of my fellow writers. I'm looking at you, shrios fam (yeah I'm calling you that, yall know who you are). I know I can write words, but it's like I have a bunch of pieces from completely different jigsaw puzzles and I'm struggling to make a new picture out of them. I struggle with the transitions between them.

The point here is I have to find my own way. And I have to stop taking myself so seriously. In fact this level of "seriousness" is one of the things that got me into so much angst over World of Warcraft over the last two years. At least I know how to recognize it.

I have to find my own way. I have my own things that are worth sharing. The author I read last night had a language all their own, and I have a language all my own too. Their wordplay was actually more choppy than I would ever write. I've talked before about how I'm scared of starting too many sentences with pronouns, how I maybe write too many run-on sentences, whatever. This author did that with reckless abandon. It worked for them. So if they can make that shit work, I can make my own shit work.

I have to find my own way.

My most current WIP is Thane and Shepard's first time. I've been working on it pretty nonchalantly because I hadn't intended to publish it until I built up to it. It takes place further into my timeline, and it would probably ruin the point of a slow burn if I put it out there now. There are some really memorably moments in this WIP, and there are other moments that need to be smoothed over as well. I never knew what I'd really imagined for their first time but I think I've mostly developed something that's unique in its own right, and I think will be fun for people to read.

I'm just so fucking torn over what to do with it. I feel guilty for working on it. I should be writing "other shit" leading up to it but I don't fucking want to. I actually wrote probably 2-3k words this weekend, which is a pretty staggering amount by my standards. Some of it was for this smutty WIP and some was for something I just threw together, Thane observing Shepard on Horizon and the emotional toll it takes on her. He's seeing her humanity. I don't know if it's worth it to continue but I wrote a lot of it and the words are more precise than usual for a draft, I don't know. I have so much fucking insecurity. Fuck dude. I want to write this longfic, but I don't want to write it. I want to skim to the spicy bits like I always do.

I am wracked with insecurity, of my own making. I know what I can do but I feel compelled to see this idea through. Somehow I have to find my own way.

TLDR I feel like if I don't publish something soon I'm going to burst and I don't even know what the fuck to work on first and fjslfjsojoiejrj

I would be really down for, like, a bunch of hugs and a bowl of ice cream shared over memes and fanservice.

[ennui-gt]

Here it is. A Piece Of Borrower Content Written Entirely In Stream Of Consciousness:

AN: so this is incomplete and very…needs revisions to the timeline to incorporate some things I added later! It’s the original universe that Mira’s from! I edited it like Slightly to just change Ross’s name to Ross (if u see Max anywhere that’s his old one I just felt like changing it so that’s just him but different. Anyway) Everything's under the readmore tab, cheers!

The Library Fairy:

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Basic Plot (Chrono, comic starts from human perspective abt the ‘legend of the library fairy’ ig maybe. Nothing here is permanent cept the characterization)

Part A

1- Mira is borrower currently chillin in a college library

2- She lives off of the cafe on the second floor nd reads lots and lots of stuff about everything when the upper floors close (lower floor open 24/7 but upper floors r vacant p much after 12:00 AM)

3- she starts getting increasingly curious about human stuff cos she’s literate nd books r pry neat

4- it starts one night when she spots an unattended notebook and a half eaten blueberry muffin, nd it’s 12:30 so nobody’s coming back in atm (it’s the 80s so no laptops for the plebians quite yet)

5- so she goes ‘welp’ nd takes part of the muffin, then sees the work on the page and goes ‘hmmmm this is incorrect’ so she helps our and leaves notes here n there to point the kid in the right direction and puts down some book refs for further study bcos at this point she’s been there for 2 years and she knows where most things are

6- she stays behind to see if the human comes back for it, hidden in a hidey hole near the desk

7- human comes in, sees notebook, practically melts w relief nd stuffs it in his bag

8- next day human comes back nd leaves nother notebook and a cookie, along w a hidden camera

9- Mira goes ‘o boy, this a trap, innit’

10- Mira then decides ‘eh whatever I haven’t had contact w anyone in years now so I might as well’

11- she steals the camera film nd leaves a lil scrap of paper saying ‘nice try ;)’ on it

12- student comes back, sees paper, goes ‘dammit’, then leaves note addressed to the ‘library fairy’ and another cookie, as well as more of their work for her to help with

13- bout a decade goes by and now the “Library Fairy” is an urban myth, it’s currently 2003 so she’s also wound up on the school’s unofficial Wikipedia page under ‘local cryptids’

14- most library employees know of her but they don’t go looking out of fear stemming from superstitions bout her, somehow the legend grew from ‘can’t be photographed’ to ‘a student once saw her and died that day’

15- there’s now a small shrine devoted to her where ppl bring offerings hoping to get good grades in return, sometimes they will leave papers for her to proofread nd stuff

16- new prof (named Alexei) finds online article thinks he Knows What’s Up bcos he had a borrower friend as a kid, but they left when borrower’s fam found out about them knowing each other

17- he leaves note wedged in one of her secret entrances behind outlet, asking if she can meet w him at some point

18- Mira, already In it, goes ‘Okay. Alright. This has gone on for long enough. Time to go and never return’ but ofc she’s curious as all hell and like she decides she will at least honor the guy’s request for a convo b4 she goes, but on her terms and w/o speaking face 2 face

19- they Talk in the library after hours, bcos he paid off the janitor to let him stay after hours nd most of the student employees recognize him as a prof nd leave him alone

20- they talk again for every subsequent night

21- she uhhhh finally decides to reveal herself nd prays that her hunch was right nd he won’t try to grab her or anything

22- he doesn’t but she’s nervous so she winds up gettin caught in her own climbing rope like idiot, is now dangling from ceiling in tangled mess

23- he stifles chuckle nd she says smthn sarcastic

24- he moves closer and offers to untangle her

25- she’s like ‘please’

26- so he do, but her grip on the rope slips nd he has to catch her

26- so now she’s in his hand and he just sets her down and now he’s a bumbling embarrassed mess bcos he said he wasn’t going to hold her and he just did and o dear pls forgib him

28- nd she’s like ‘dude u just saved my life it’s fine ur fine chill’

29- internally she’s going HOLY FUCK AAAAAAA but externally, her human’s already worked up enough as it is so she’s gotta b the level headed one

29.5- after a while they both kinda get used to each other more, he gets tenure, they celebrate, some more stuff happens, Aleksei got married (not to Mira, Mira hasn’t actually rly thought about being in a relationship w anyone cos she’s laser focused on gaining as much knowledge as possible)

30- eventually Alexei’s like ‘hey so I’m dean of faculty for the biotech branch now uhhhh would u like actual job teaching students? Cos, uh, you can do it remotely thru online lectures n stuff, no in person interaction, and I uh was just kinda wondering—‘

31- she’s like ‘yes. Yes!!! LET ME HELP PEOPLE OFFICIALLY KINDA’

32- so now she’s a professor, and has revealed her Secret a few times here n there to a number of the faculty, nd she has recorded her own findings in a personal journal

33- ‘humans will treat u like a human if they think ur human first. The kids call it ‘catfishing’’

34- enter Ross, an mall goth who accidentally tripped headfirst into a premed program

35- Mira’s favorite field of study is bio so naturally she’s his prof for a majority of his classes

36- being the good boy that he is, he now knows Mira’s secret. There is an Entire Chapter on him finding out and legit just continuing their conversation as if everything was normal bcos he thought that was how he was supposed to handle the situation

37- then she says ‘u can ask questions, u know’ he’s like OH THANK FUCK CAUSE I HAVE SEVEN HUNDRED OF THOSE

38- and now he kinda knows what to look for in terms of ‘do borrowers live here check yes or no’

39-in his apartment, the answer is yes and he mistakenly kinda stumbles upon the mom one night when he wakes up in the middle of the night for Snack and opts to pretend like its not happening. Unfortunately the thing she was trying 2 borrow (piece of crumb cake for Son Boy’s birthday) is the thing he wants 2 eat so he’s like “uh. ‘Scuse me, ma’am.” and he peels back the saran wrap on the other side of the plate, takes piece, nd then leaves some there for her

40-so now the woman is like ‘welp guess it time 2 Leave’

.1- she and husband Talk

.2-they decide it best 2 go

.3-theyre Packing

.4-lil bab Ellie confused

.5-hawk attacke

.6-cut to Ross

41- Ross also happens to work at a bar and he goes outside for a break

43- he finds smal child—smol smal—on the sidewalk and said child is missing an arm, nd has lost a lot of blood, so he’s uhhhhh Losing It highkey

43.5-parents r nowhere 2 b seen, but the hawk is nearby and circling. Ross gets an idea of what just happened

44- he up and leaves work, thankfully his apartment is above the shop so he jumps up the fire escape w the child and

45- he make tourniquet

46- he calls Mira nd asks her 2 come over to ASAP. he’s A Mess at this point

47- it is Very touch and go, kid needs blood, Mira is the only viable donor so she’s just gotta pray that the blood type is fine and won’t kill him

48- and then eventually they manage 2 stave infection thru antibiotics properly dosed to his size, Mira does Math and Prays basically

49- ‘bout a month in, kid wakes up

50- kid doesn’t rember much since he’s only 3

51- hes v scared of Ross at first but over time he gets used 2 the human

52- kid (elliot) starts 2 call Ross ‘dad’ after a while

53- Ross: *internal screaming but in a good way*

54- the end kinda for now

Part 2

A- New Borrowers In The Building

—three of em. paranoid dad, mom, nd daughter that’s Elliot’s age so he’s pumped

B- Elliot offers them a place 2 stay briefly

C- he knows by now bout like, how borrowers don’t typically interact w humans and Auntie Mira’s a bit of a weird case so he just doesn’t tell em bout his dad being the human

D- the kid finds out first nd doesn’t tell the parents, but they figure it out later kinda and think that it’s a ‘o god he’s being kept as a pet’ sitch so they’re >:| abt it

E- they move out and try to take Elliot w them (by force bcos they think he’s brainwashed) but he escapes and makes it to Ross, who’s like “uhhhhhh”

F- and the mom come out the hole near the counter n starts yelling at Ross, who is…kinda used to it since Mira brings in ppl who need help from time 2 time and they typically don’t react well when they’re lucid enough to understand what’s going on. He’s just not used to being questioned about his own kid

G- so they’re like “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING WITH HIM”

H- and he’s like “r…raising him???”

I- and Ellie steps up and he’s like “this is my dad. I decided he was my dad when I was three. He’s being a good parent”

J- and Ross is like “yeah what he said. I’m a good parent.”

K- Ross is riding that high til the end of fucking time but like back to the story at hand

L- this is when the husband comes out nd is like “lissen. wifey. ily but that is a very big human and he hasn’t grabbed us yet so let’s count our blessings and gtfo”

M- but she’s like “uh no we stay until I’m sure Elliot is Safe and fucking Sound”

N- so they stay for dinner nd stick around a little longer.

O- Val (the kid) gets closer 2 Elliot and also Ross a bit

P- Mira shows once or twice, first time she shows up they’re like “oh god it’s the crazy doctor lady this all makes sense now” (bcos Mira does check up on as many borrower families as possible in her free time so word has got around by now Of her, and the number by which to contact her in case her services r needed)

Q- After a month or so, then they decide to leave bcos they’re like “look we get that ur son is ur son and he only has one arm and in our profession that is kind of a death sentence but we can’t have our kid getting used to dealing w humans who know about our existence” so they go and leave on a kind of sour note bcos Ellie can do anything he wants to do just as well as any other borrower Thank You Very Much and Ross is ready to fite anyone who thinks otherwise

R- Elliot starts trying 2 b more independent, basically from now on he’s like ‘I can do everything my Damn Self Thanks’

S- but uh he does it to a point where he’s going out of the way to endanger himself

T- so they get into a fite about it and ross Yells and Elliot is like ‘kthxbye’

U- and the boi just. Fuckin bolts. Runs Away. Ross is a Mess, he starts smoking again (he quit cold turkey the day he took Elliot in) to curb the depression, he’s jus. Not doin good, worried that his son is dead and the last time they talked it’d ended badly

V- FREEDOM!!!1! Except Ellie doesn’t kno how to take care of himself so it’s a rough month or so and then he runs into some other borrowers livin in their own town in the wild ig, chillin, being hella independent, and he’s like “uh yes ofc I will join u, I was w my dad for a while but.........” he neither confirms nor denies that his dad’s dead but everyone kinda just assumes.

Part 3

W-anyway a year goes by and then the borrower group gets hit hard w some kind of sickness ig. Elliot gets it too he’s basically incapacitated n drifting in and out of lucidity. So. They contact the weird crazy doctor lady who hangs around humans, a.k.a. Mira, and she’s like “oh. fuck. I know this kid.” bcos she does, u kno, and she jus treats em all for their ailment and shows them how to make antibiotic poultice thing in case smthn like it happens again. Mold. Penicillin is basically what it is

X-she and Elliot hav a Chat (Mira basically yells at him a lot) once he’s fixed up and he decides he’s gonna visit his dad but he makes it very clear that he is a Grown Up (he’s not, he’s literally sixteen), and he is living on his own now

Y- he agrees to stay for a week tho since he misses his home a lot tbh and Ross is just. Over the fucking moon to know he’s ALIVE, he’s not gonna fuck up their relationship by insisting that he stay. Or like, by keeping him ofc he would never

Z- unfortunately the borrower community put two and two together and figured out his dad’s human so they have his stuff packed up when he gets back w mira, who’s ready to go the fuck off on them

End 1:

-Ellie is living at Ross’s place atm and hopeful about the future basically. He eventually will go off on his own but he’ll keep in contact w his dad and stuff

Part C.5

55- few yrs later

56- elliot is Adult now he does adult borrower stuff

57- he moves out

58- finds nice borrower gf (her name’s Tess)

59- doesn’t tell her about his dad being human but talks about his dad a LOT

60- so when she asks to meet said father he’s just like “uh. Maybe we don’t do that actually”

61- and she’s like “y tho”

62- and he’s like “bcos”

63- anyway she decides to look into it cos she knows he goes to see his dad nd keep in touch but his dad is allegedly “a recluse who lives in the big scary human’s walls to avoid other ppl”

64- which is. Not true in the slightest tbqh he’s def not an introvert he’s just a workaholic and he Is the big scary human

65- anywho they run into Val and her wife and she’s like “how’s Ross been?” And Elliot is acting Very Suspish so she, being Smart, calls it immediately and is like “oh shit u haven’t told her yet have u”

66- Tess: “told me what”

67- Val: “El’s dad is a human, bro.”

68- Tess: “I’m sorry?”

69- this results in a Big Fight and they separate for like, a month. Elliot blames Val bcos he’s being irrational and doesn’t wanna admit to the fact that lying to his girlfriend for over a year was Real Bad Actually, but over time he’s like ‘yeah it’s my fault sry for snapping at u’ cos he works thru his emotions n stuff

70- Eventually gf comes back cos she’s like “ok so. I understand why you lied to me about your dad. It was a dick move but I do get it and I still care about you a lot. I would like. To meet him.”

80- this is a lie she does not want to meet him she is doing this bcos she does not want to lose Elliot and that outweighs the fear of his dad

81- so they go to meet him but she’s just kinda. Behind the wall at first like “that’s a crazy big human this is crazy ur crazy it’s time to gO”

82- Val is also there bcos she hasn’t seen Ross in a while

83- they eventually coax her out of hiding

84- and by that I mean Val picks her up and drags her out into the open by force bcos she basically freezes up the second she catches sight of Ross and Val’s like “u didn’t come all this way for nothing, bich”

85- they have a Painfully Awkward First Meeting, Tess is trying her best but oh god he’s just too fucking. Larg. Ellie ur dad too big

86- tbh tho the ice kinda breaks after Ellie and Ross get into a fight over smthn stupid (im thinking Elliot grumbles bout Ross’s hair being unruly and he’s worried that mira’s using it like a personal storage system again and Ross is like “I’ve been keeping better track of that actually” and then like a little line of paper clips and a few hand-bound notebooks tied together w some string fall out of his fucking mane and he’s like “I can explain”

87- “dad you can’t keep letting her use your hair like a fucking NEST”

88- Tess is laughing now cos god damn this was not what she was expecting

89- that’s it the end it ends w Tess laughing at them being idiots good times r had by all

Uhhhh that’s it so far. I have More but it’s kinda jumbled rn and I need to fit stuff in places. Anyway.

[mxartcat]

MMMMMMMMMMM

Beetlejuice HLVRAI AU!!!!!!

Bubby and Coomer are newlyweds who recently retired to their dream home in the countryside away from annoying people who pester them about their domestic lives. They kinda wanted a kid at some point but they fear they’re too old at this point… and dangerous because they be rowdy.

Speaking of rowdy, their happy home life comes to an abrupt end when a playful scuffle in the old house turns deadly. A tumble down the broken stairs paired with uncontrollable pyrokenisis when startled burns the house down with them inside.

They “wake up” quite a while later with pained groans as they dust themselves off, thinking they just woke up from being knocked out. A regular occurrence. But this time something is wrong. Their home looks the same… yet completely different. Like someone came in while they were out and teeter all their stuff out and replaced it with cheesy white southern suburban mom decor.

Enter Deborah Freeman and her son Gordon Freeman and his son Joshua Freeman. Debby bought the land with the money she got from her late husband’s death and paid for the house to be rebuilt and restored. Her 27 year old son and his son has recently moved in following a terrible divorce from a rather abusive jerk and being fired from his dream job because of a work related accident. Tack on the recent death of his father and being forced to live with his controlling mother again and that leaves poor Gordon severely depressed.

Bubby is the first to try and fight the strange woman in his house. But upon realizing he can’t touch them and Coomer pointing out the more obvious changes… they come to the realization that they’re dead with a dawning dread.

They watch this annoying woman stomp through their home and go through their old things with her clearly not all there son for a few days with growing rage, the kid is okay and kinda cute but the bitch and the guy need to GO

In comes a new player in this fucked up game, an antagonistic demon that promises them help with their endeavor… for a simple price. They have to help him get one of these breathers to say his name.

Antics ensue with increasing hilarity and annoyance from all parties.

The three of them almost give up… when one day the crazy bitch leaves for the day with the kid to go shopping and Gordon is left alone at the house. He can finally let out a sigh he’s been holding for weeks now, deflating a little as he sits in the living room starring at his hands for a while.

Bubby drapés himself dramatically over an armchair as he loudly complains about the situation, sits in another chair across from him equally as frustrated but not as vocal. Benrey is busy messing with a few curls of Gordon’s hair, confident this adorable breather can’t see any of them like most can’t.

A knock at the door has Gordon slowly getting to his feet to answer it, inviting in his friends Tommy and his bf Darnold. They all get seated in the livingroom with hot cups of tea, unknowingly booting the angry dead gays from their seats, but this is when the three specters get the shock of their unlives.

Gordon is venting to his friends about the past couple weeks. And the main reason he hasn’t been improving any mentally is not only because of his mother, but he fears he’s going insane. He vividly describes Bubby, Coomer, and Benrey to his friends and even seems to glance at them as he does.

He can see them. And he’s been able to see them for some time. But because they are constantly antagonizing and haunting him to get him to leave… he believes they’re figments of his imagination. A form of creeping psychosis or something.

His friends can’t do much to comfort him but they try until they have to go. Alone again Benrey is the first to slide up to Gordon with that shit eating grin of his and speaks to him for the first time. Of course Gordon tries to actively ignore him, but when Coomer and Bubby join in he finally snaps and tells them to fuck off while curling up on the floor to try and shut them out.

It works for a while. Starting the next day tho the tactics change a little from trying to drive Gordon and his family insane or out or something to… talking. It starts with Coomer. Gordon has to clean out the basement and finds some of the salvaged boxing gear. The dead old coot starts reminiscing to himself about the good old days, but is surprised to see Gordon listing. He even speaks to Coomer for the first time, asking more about it all. They bond a little over that and Bubby gets dragged in when he comes to see why Coomer is shouting and sounding like he’s in a fight. He’s just very animated when retelling old tales of the ring and the shit he and Bubby would get up to in their glory days.

From then on, when he’s alone, Gordon would happily chat with Bubby and Coomer, the three of them becoming more and more friendly… while he actively goes out of his way to ignore Benrey and his weird and creepy advances and hurtful teasing to the point the demon is sure Gordon can’t actually see him like he thought he could.

So, Benrey do what Benrey do and he goes to mope on the roof, killing crows and pigeons with his freaky demon powers as he hums an annoyed and sad tune. He’s sure the curse will never be lifted now…

But, what he doesn’t know is that uhhhh… while he was up here having his own little potty party, the tension in the house has gotten a lot thicker between Gordon and his mom. Thank god Joshua is deaf and likes to play in his room more often than not because dear god does that woman tear into Gordon for every little thing. What set her off? Gordon was too scared to ask but he was left shaking by the time she calmed down enough to hiss out a single threat and leave.

Probably has something to do with Gordon being “lazy” and “unmanly” and all that toxic shit because he is currently unemployed and too depressed right now to do much of anything lately. No job, can’t act like a maid and clean the house the way she likes, talks too much, doesn’t talk enough, his long hair looks unkempt, and no wonder why his ex acted the way they did with a layabout washout like him…

“I’m surprised [redacted] didn’t do worse.”

Fucking caused his arm to get amputated.

Yknow, abusive mom shit.

So after a heavy cry and when he’s in that weird numb phase, he heads up to the roof. To get some fresh air, to be alone, to fee at one with the night sky and the breeze… to contemplate just stepping of the roof and ending the suffering once and for all…

Gordon lets out a frustrated groan, the bubbling irritation cutting through his fog as he hears Benrey loudly rant about his plight.

“Shut the hell up, man! We’ve all got problems, you’re not special.”

“Huh-wha? You can- you see- you can see me?”

“See you, hear you, want to fucking deck you in the goddamn face for messing with me…”

-LOUD GASP-

“A FRIEND!”

“No-“

Fuckin musical number here

Bubby and Coomer have been looking for Gordon ever since things have calmed down, they were looking after the bab during the fight, but now the angry old ghosts are concerned old ghosts.

Hell yeah gordon reluctantly agrees to marry the demon if he can fuckin off or scare his mom shitless or something. But only as a last resort because apparently the two old ghosts aren’t as useless as they once thought.

The deus ex machina of the story is Tommy believing Gordon because he’s secretly into the paranormal stuff plus his dad isn’t human so he kinda crashes the “wedding” with his dad who basically spritzes Benrey with a squeeze bottle of holy water like he’s a fucking cat.

“This is a slow burn fic… not marriage at first sight…”

All in all, in the end Gordon’s mom dies of natural causes and he gets the house and apparently a heafty inheritance from his dad his mom was hiding from him so he lives happily ever after in the mini mansion sized house with his son, his two gay roommates who are slowly restoring their home, and a demon who is certain they are at the very least dating if not engaged.

Gordon doesn’t deny it but he won’t confirm it either.

[ff-imagines]

tofu mother! i’m so happy you’re back! i can’t wait to see you talk/write about dumb tofu men some more! uhh, it seems requests are open! if you wouldn’t mind, uhhhh, sweet tofu nsfw alphabet, please? thank you!

Sweet tofu: nsfw alphabet

Holy shit, I haven’t done sweet, have I? I am such a bad horny tofu stan please forgive me 😢

A - aftercare

Very good. He’s always pretty overbearing doting and that trait will be cranked up to an 11. He gets you whatever you need, but desperately wants to stay with you for at least a few hours afterwards. He wants to know how you feel, and he loves to see the spectrum of your emotions, he’d never tell you he secretly wants to know you enjoyed it. Your approval hits a certain twinge in his chest.

B - body part

Of his own, probably his eyes, and his fingers. He takes great care in his nails, manicures are essential for him to feel clean.

Of yours, he loves your chest. Not exactly the tiddy tho lmao. A strange thing to like but he likes how comfy it is to rest his cheek on your chest and lightly trace your collar bones. He’s really comforted in hearing your heartbeat.

He likes your thighs for the same reason, they’re a good pillow. Thighs are also soft, which means easier hickies~

C - cum

There’s…. lots of it. He recovers fast, and will sometimes overwhelm you with cum. it’s kinda fucking endless honestly. Will cum legit anywhere you ask, sometimes will be bratty and cum anywhere but where you want. Loves to cum on you, it makes him feel more possessive.

D - dirty secret

This man has no secrets when it comes to sex. He’s up front, and he’s very open about being into almost everything you can think of. One thing he’d rather not let anyone but you know is that his hips, collar bones, and wrists are really sensitive. If you massage, kiss, or lick over them he loses his composure very quickly.

His favorite spot to be kissed is the vertebrae on the back of his neck, and he’ll be a tad more intimate if you lightly scratch the back of his neck and the hair on the base of his skull.

E - experience

moderate. He’s a creepy looking dude, but it’s fairly easy for him to find entertainment for when staying home gets a bit boring. We know from salty's backstory he’d flirted with a woman who came back to talk to him frequently, along with salty mentioning how he’s always been fairly popular.

“Hehehe, I know what I’m doing kitten. My question is, do you know what I’m going to do?”

F - favorite position

Seriously, what doesn’t he like..?

I think positions where he can see your face is his favorite, most likely loves to put you on his lap so he can watch you desperately grind on him while wrinkling your nose in the most adorable way~

G - goofy

To a degree. I feel he’s goofy in initiating but less goofy as time goes on. He still teases though and sometimes he manages to crack a smile out of you in even the most strangest and awkward positions. He'll never tell you but he loves that he can make you laugh, even when you’re in the most intimate and private state possible.

H- hair

Slightly groomed, but not extensively. Sometimes he has weeks where ofc he’ll shower but doesn’t really want to shave so you’ll have to remind him. Or don’t, if that’s your thing.

I- intimacy

Very but also not always.

He can be so fucking intense, refusing to let you look anywhere but at his face so you can see how hard it is for him to keep his control, watch him this time, let it be known how much he adores seeing your body scream and twitch for his touch.

On the other hand, he might rile you up just to leave you squirming for hours.

Depends on how nice he’s feeling~

“Fuck, no. Look at me. Look. At me. You did this, you fucking did this, look. At. Me. You’re gonna watch me while I fuck you, eyes. On. Me.”

J- jerk off

Not too often? He just prefers the real thing. 1-2 times a week. When you started to catch his interest, he stopped completely for a while, giving his full attention to you, even before confessing his interest in you. It’s more out of him trying to gauge who you are and if he’s actually interested or just entertained by you. When he figured out it was actual interest though? Prolly jumped up to 3-4 times a week due to feeling a growing desperation because of his feelings.

K- Kinks

...All of them.

Most of his favorites are the darker side of BDSM, light blood play (mostly prefers he’s the one bleeding), intense sadomasochism (doesn’t matter who’s who), primal, heavy bondage, breath play, and especially role play. He’s just… really obsessed with putting you in strange situations in order to learn all he can about how you tick.

“So so adorable, but I wonder how you look when you’re in pain~”

L- location

Again, either the place he knows your most comfortable, or the place he knows you’re the least comfortable. He wants to see you squirm as the brick of the alleyway he’s pinned you against rubs into your skin brutally just as much as he loves to see your hands grasp the soft blankets of your warm bed.

M- motivation

When you do something really innocent. The happier you look the more he wants to absolutely corrupt and ruin you.

“Look at you, you’re so precious all wrapped up in these blankets, would you mind if interupted, just for a little bit?”

N- no

I feel he also doesn’t actually like daddy kinks. He’s… got some issues with the man he viewed as his father so if you want to call him something, just don’t make it daddy.

O- oral

God does he love biting your inner thighs and watching you twitch.

He appreciates oral, but being able to make your skin crawl is much more pleasing to him. Might give you oral right after fucking you just to watch you squirm in overstimulation.

“Hehe, I see the bruise from last time is faded… I wonder if I can make a new one that will last just a bit longer~”

P- pace

Depends if he’s playing a bratty role or a more intense one. No matter his pace, he’s gonna stop in the middle and just watch you cry in frustration at his teasing. This man is patient so good luck lmao

Q- quickies

Not… exactly? He loves to tease, so he’d most likely get you incredibly worked up and then leave. Would definitely grope you at a dinner table then right as your getting close leave the room entirely lmao

As for actually quick fucking you, if you beg nicely, he’d most likely give you whatever you wanted no matter what lmao.

R- risk

Wouldn’t full out fuck you in public but.. again…. if he gets to see the embarrassment on your face while he finger fucks you under the table? Now that’s the good shit.

“Stay still, you’re squirming. You’re gonna give us away if you keep moving, you wouldn’t want that would you?”

S- stamina

Ridiculous. Mainly because he pulls some strings and uses his powers as a healer to recover his own energy. What a bastard.

T- toys

He owns a few. Most are restrictive, like handcuffs, rope, etc. might get a vibrator just to tie you down and make you cry and beg him to turn it off after overstimulating you for what feels like hours.

U- unfair

Y E A. Prolly the worst teaser you’ll ever encounter in your entire fucking life. He wants to see you cry from frustration and then hear your screams when he fucks you so hard it makes you cry all over again.

Then he stops, giggles, and goes back to teasing again.

“Kitty, come on, you can take just one more, cant you? For me?”

V- volume

Talks a lot. And it’s not that he’s “loud”, he just moans a lot. His voice is naturally pretty quiet though. Lots and lots of low groaning. During and after cumming he’s quieter, giving out a low hum while breathing slowly trying to regain his composure.

W- wild card

There is no mention that his hair is dyed, so I’m making the head canon that his natural hair is two tone and that his fuckin body hair is duel colored.

X- X Ray

Like I said, I will go down with the hc his body hair is duel colored like his hair. Mans got white and brown pubes I don’t make the rules.

As for size he’s actually on the smaller/average size, solid 5 inches.

Y- yearning

When you’re down, he is. If he hasn’t seen you in a long time he’s gonna be more grabby. He actually isn’t easy to make that jealous because he’s very confident in your loyalty, you’re willing to stick with him this long so… why worry?

Z- zzz

Lmaoooo? sleep?? Who’s that? Don’t know her. Thinks you’re adorable when you fall asleep though. Likes to study your face while sleeping and will gently coo and let your hair if he notices your face starts twitching because of something like a nightmare. Might peel back the blankets a bit to further… “observe”. And he wonders why you keep waking up freezing.

“Awe, out so quick kitty? Hm, you are cute like this. Wonder if you’ll look cuter when you’re having a nightmare…”