#uhhhh hehehehe anyway...

[grosswonie]

Idk what else to say here fhdhfhdhsj

[beeholyshit]

SORRY I WASNT VERY CREATIVE WITH THIS ONE </3

YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE MIWOOOOOOOO. I don't blame you for not recognizing the last ones bc I've barely said anything about them, LIKE THE COWBOY BEBOP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A NAME YET AND I'VE NEVER POSTED ABOUT HER

I LOVE HOW YOU CATEGORIZED RUDY AND VALENTINE JSJAHSHA THAT'S SO CUUUUTE

I saw Vermelho on the first one and for a second I was like "wait wh- OH RIGHT" KDJSJSJSHWJAJW

[filmcel]

i’m the fool for thinking this guy is scared of me bc he likes me no he’s scared of me bc he could b my dad =_=

[dramat-ique]

wejeheh okay!!

okay okay okay super bad at tagging people but I will do it!!! no pressure tho <3 if we are mutuals and I didn't tag you and want to do it then do it cause I can guarantee I probably thought about tagging you then chickened out <3

@lost-dazed-andconfused @taylsbucko

doing my own picrew chain bc why not lmfao

rules: do the picrew, tag the mutual

link

@feelingkozy @pommigranite @leosmasktails @redak-ted @kittenartz @a--random--person @iaminlovewithdonnie @jasontoddisbest @irishhooters @bucket-of-nickels @dearestdracaena

[togethernow]

Get ready for an extra special edition of Headcannons!

Anyways RHYTHM HEAVEN PRIDE HEADCANONS YIPPEE!!!!

They're in no particular order btw

ANYWAYS HERE WE GO

The Paddlers and the Cosmic Paddlers (and I guess the space and cosmic dancers too) are agender!

Yeah their whole general species is agender. They also reproduce asexually (as in paddler babies just pop up out of nowhere)

Oh yeah... on the topic of people from space...

Cosmic girl is trans! (A trans girl to be more specific)

DJ Yellow and DJ Blue are both gay

And dating!

Aheehee they're so so so SO cute

I think DJ Blue always had a crush on Yellow, and since Yellow is always was a physical affection sort of guy even towards friends, Blue always felt super flustered Yellow would hug him or something.

For Yellow, it took a while, but I think he fell in love with Blue after about 2-3 years.

Student Rocker/Deshi/Cecil/whatever you call them is non binary!

They go by they/them

JJ's demi aroace!

He's pretty standoffish and I feel like if he did fall in love with someone, he would still act all cold and distant. (There will be signs though!)

hehehehe flustered JJ...

Wandering Samurai's aroace!

Literally cause while they were out dating n stuff he was here studying the blade

Also I thought it would be funny cause a bunch of ladies like him

I mean he's still flustered cause you would be too if a lady just up and lunged at you, right?

He's more interested in keeping the peace instead of saving the damsels though

UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN UN-

And it's allllll you guy's fault TwT/hj

They are the epitome of banger date idea: fight another couple

Adore is pan!

Heh heh fun fact she actually has a pretty big crush on Assistant (you guys didn't hear that from me btw)

Oh yeah, speaking of Assistant...

She likes girls :3

Does she like Adore back? Idk maybe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(UUUUGGGGGHHHH WHY IS THERE ONLY THIS AND THE SPRITE OF HER FROM NINTENDO BADGE ARCADE AND NOT THE ONE WHERE SHE LOOKS SUPER HAPPY)

(and yes I'm getting these from rhwiki.net, the superior rhythm heaven wiki)

Ann Glerr is aroace and agender!

In terms of everything in life, it really said "Nah, I'd fish."

She goes by she/it btw

Squirrel dude's also aroace!

(Gee, so many aroace people today...)

(Totally no bias here >:3)

Also because I thought it would be funny

I feel like for Squirrel especially, he legitimately does NOT understand what romance is, despite how long he's been with his colleagues for

Like he just thinks it's like friendship+, which it kinda is? But not at the same time?

Idk Squirrel man, keep studying the science of love and one day, you might get it

And last but not least...

THEY!!!!!!

OML

THEY LITERALLY

AUAUAAUUAUGUGUGUGHGUHGUGHAUUAGUHUAHUGUHU

AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Ok gotta explain them

Skip this next section if you don't want to read a MASSIVE MASSIVE LORE DUMP

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Uhhhh so basically in high school Pitcher was uhhh...

not doing too good

For reasons I'll probably explain in the future, (idk how far into the future), she was hit with the dysphoria™ and had this whole like mysterious/tough kid persona

I'll be referring to Pitcher as he in this next segment, as that was how he wanted to be called back then

He was part of the school's coed baseball team, and would wear his baseball uniform all the time, avoiding classes and hiding out in the boy's bathroom or the roof for most of the day.

He had very little friends, like Julia/Senpai/His Crush/whatever you call her since they were childhood friends, They weren't that close, though, since Senpai was very busy with studying or student council meetings or whatever (she was, in fact, the Ultimate Senpai!). Pitcher had A Boy/Romeo/Kouhai as his main friend for a while, due to their troubles in making friends with others (Pitcher cause of his standoffish-ness and Kouhai because of his social anxiety).

But there was also...

Reporter.

Oh sweet, chipper, who shines just like the sun Reporter. Reporter was a popular girl who got along with just about anyone you could think of. That made her job of being the reporter for the school newspaper very easy. That, in turn, made her appear at many schools events, like school dances, tournaments, and... baseball games.

Reporter was supposed to interview players for a segment in the newspaper the next week and she noticed a person she never saw in the school before.

Pitcher saw her approaching and hid somewhere before she could interview him. 'Damn, it's that annoying ass girl' he probably thought. From behind the bleachers, Pitcher watched her interview his other teammates, making sure that she wouldn't come her way. However, as he looked at her, he realized something.

'Ghghghhh... She's so damn cute!'

I mean like, Pitcher VERY WELL knew he was attracted to girls, even in like middle school, but most of those girls were like, beautiful celebrities on tv n such. Reporter was different, though. The way she was always so chip n cheerful, the way she always added meaningful comments in conversations no matter what, Pitcher felt something deep inside him. Like he wanted to squeeze the life out of her, but not in a malicious way or anything.'

'Damn, no wonder why everyone wants to talk to her...'

His hand covered his burning cheeks. Was he really getting this flustered over Reporter of all people??? He growled and scampered home, not wanting to think of it any longer.

Meanwhile, the event was winding down, and Reporter realized that she still didn't get to talk to the infamous, elusive pitcher. She looked and asked everywhere, but she couldn't find him no matter what. Eventually, she reluctantly went home herself.

On the way, her mind exploded with various scenarios on how a conversation with the pitcher would go. What would it be like to sit down face to face with him and talk about whatever? What would the inner thoughts of someone like that be like? Why did she never see him until today? Before she knew it, her heart was racing, and not just because she really wanted to talk to him. That day, she vowed

"I'm gonna talk to him no matter what!!!"

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Annnnnnd ramble over

If you made it to the end, you're a real one. Thanks for sticking along. Happy pride month to you all!!

[emai1]

uhhhh first tumblr post teehee

i had such bad art block and could NOT figure out my art style so HEHEHEHE

anyways take the pookie i love him sm

[octuscle]

Hi there, I think I must've gotten someone else's phone. I was sitting in my Jeep when I pulled my phone out of my pocket.

Except, it wasn't mine. There was only one app on it, and it only had one screen:

Mode: Ex-Jock Nationality: American Muscle Size: Average Gut Size: Constantly Growing Intelligence: Low

Please help me fix my phone, bro Please, uhhhh, ummm, thanks bro Ummm, what was I asking, can't think So hungry bro I've gotta head to the drive through...

Buddy, what kind of Jeep are you talking about? Your baby is a real truck. Talking about it as a Jeep would be like saying you have a belly. That's a real paunch you're carrying. And if you've been trying to cover it up, it's getting harder and harder. First your undershirt dissolves in the fur on your chest and belly. And then you don't even try to close your sleeveless shirt anymore… Hehehehe, you sweat all the time anyway, so at least the airstream cools you down.

Your hunger is getting bigger and bigger. But with every kilometer you know the highways better and better. In a few miles there is a good truck stop. Delicious food. Huge portions. And in the bushes behind the parking lot, usually a couple of local lads who like to suck a cheesy trucker's dick that hasn't seen a shower in days.

Bertha's chili is simply unbeatable. You took two second helpings. You could put grizzlies to flight with your farts. Or animate skunks to mating dances. You light a cigar. And you hear footsteps in the underbrush. Looks like you're going to have some fun before you go on, Daddy!

[hatsunevitu]

man i LOVE kenman brotp (that goes along with kyman otp) so here’s an au

ok cw death

i was randomly thinking about an au where cartman got immortality too.

(idk how exactly tho, i think it had something to do with satan or jesus who wanted to teach cartman empathy and sympathy so he can understand how does it feel to live a life of less fortunate who suffer every day or smth like that)

so he got immortal and that’d be the funniest thing on earth because he definitely thought about it as a blessing, not a curse. because now he can do stupid things and not worry about it because he’ll just get back to life. and it’d save him a lot of time, he’d be like uhhhh going from school is sooooo long i guess i’ll just kill myself to respawn at home.

and that kinda helps kenny because for the first time he starts seeing his immortality as something remooootely positive?

and kenman are a partners in crimes brotp in this au because you can’t tell me cartman wouldn’t use their powers to rob banks and punish those he dislikes. and kenny just has to keep looking after cartman so he doesn’t kill himself too often.

(btw cartman TOTALLY would get killed in front of the guys on purpose once and recorded it on a video because he wanted to know their reaction and then he saw kyle literally almost CRYING and it made him feel kind of guilty… but he expected everyone to forget his death, like they forgot kenny’s, and so did happen, with one minor exception – kyle remembered… heheheh i’ll definitely write something about kyman in this au later)

anyway cartman convinces kenny that they can make BIIIG money if they use their superpower to rob a bank. kenny didn’t want to tempt the fate at first, but then cartman told him how he could save his family with the money and kenny finally agreed.

they’d be like:

kenny: (Now we divide the money we stole in half, equally, right?)

cartman: Actually, I think I deserve 60%, Kenny.

kenny: (What?! How come?)

cartman: I died twice during the mission!

kenny: (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU SHOT YOURSELF FOR FUN AND I HAD TO WASTE TWO HOURS TO WAIT FOR YOUR RETURN.)

cartman: I suffered more!

kenny: (Give me the money, asshole! We had a deal!)

cartman: Ugh, fine, fine. Take it, Poor Kid. Buy your sister a fucking doll, for all I care☹️

kenny would waste more time on calming cartman down than on actually doing crimes on the missions come on, ‘cause mf risks his life constantly due to his immortality.

he would come to a bank employee and start insulting and teasing him, and kenny would have to pull cartman away until this stupid ass got shot again.

cartman to the security guard: Ha! Try and stab me! Stab me, you pussy!!!

kenny, standing behind him with a threatening look: Do not.

AND ALSO KYMAN IN THIS AU because kyle does not remember kenny’s deaths but he DOES remember cartman’s so drama drama drama

and if cartman was immortal and kyle found out about it he’d get like super overprotective, because he doesn’t want to lose cartman forever just because this stupid asshole doesn’t take anything seriously and thinks that dying is fun.

so yep it’s basically brotp!kenman and kyman crime au and it’s been rotting my brain for like hours and now i want to write a fucking slowburn fanfic for 100k words.

[downforthegas]

2, 3, 18, 19 from kinks ask please 😇

2. How did you figure out you were into farts?

Well I'm not sure when I exactly figured it out. I know I was looking at a lot of fart art on deviantart when I was a kid (I can thank griffenbeastie/carafalsa for that... but maybe not an*mated J*mes, he's not a good guy, but anyway). I didn't realize I even had a fart fetish until I finally figured out how to touch myself (idk why it took me so long to figure it out, but I used to be too impatient to work my way up to an orgasm). But yeah it wasn't until I finally touched myself to fart stuff (it was one of those audios with the fart art as the picture) that I finally realized I had the fetish lol

3. What’s your favorite type of fart?

Oh god there's so many types. But man low, bassy, rumbly farts that drone on are really good, especially in jeans or against a bed or a couch. Wet farts are super hot too. I really like seeing those in white pants (cause it makes me think something else is gonna happen🥴🥴🥴). Ooh and I also really like squeaky farts and farts that sound kinda cartoony. And little quick, loud braps and small airy toots. Speaking of airy I also like those farts that sound like a mix of airy and wet uugh. OOH but I'm also a BIG fan of silent farts. There's just something about a hot hiss from a hole that stinks to high heaven that really turns me on hehehehe

18. Are you a shy farter or do you fart freely?

It depends really. I can do it around pretty much anyone except my family. I guess cause subconsciously I see it as a sexual thing hehe my brain is wired weirdly. But yeah I mainly fart freely around my friends, especially my bf and gf (yes, there's two partners, cause I'm twice as cool), and the people in the discord server I'm in bc there into farts there too. I can fart on command and I got to uhhh ahem show that off to the server in vc chat. I don't think many here are into pumped farts so I don't really show it here, but yeah I love farting freely in front of them, especially my gf cause she looooves farts hehe

19. Are you good at farting?

Uhhhh well I guess I'm pretty decent with my natural farts but when it comes to my on command farts, hooooo boy, they are something else. I'm really good at controlling my hole and making them come out as wet or as loud as I want. I can make them silent if I want, and the more I do it on command, the wetter they get on their own hehe and sometimes if I take in too much air, I'll accidently fart if I press on my stomach (I start having a gas leak uuugh)

link to the ask post

[writingforfishes]

i just realized uhhhh

have you SEEN the close-up shots of a/dam like he gets squeezed at least twice in the finale & his robe like conforms to his body shape making it visible briefly

he is not a very nice person but ermmm

*stereotypes you back*

that is a tall skrunkly man with a non-flat stomach

-🪱 hehehehe

Heh heh heh heh!

Yeah, but you're so right. That bastard would be such goals if he wasn't such an asshole.

Would they do a redemption arc for him? Would I accept it? Gawd, he's just so terrible, though.

Which is, honestly, a problem I have with that show (and the other show)? Why are all the antagonistic people fat or Not Skinny (tm)? Why are all the protagonists long and slim? Or short and slim?

And why, in both shows, is weight brought up with needing to lose it (specifically to those who DON'T need to lose it)? For Redemption Inn it's mentioned to Filmstar (I think) and for Devil Detectives it's said to Smol Male Devil Sidekick Detective. Oh, and I think it's also said to Clown Devil too...

Maybe it's just because I'm a slip of a human being, myself, but it just gets boring to see a lack of weight diversity included with shape and height diversity.

Watching a show called S/hadowh/unters for the first time and I can't with all the "pretty" people. No one has a stomach there. Where are their stomachs? I don't care that they're angel warrior people. There's nothing unheavenly about a tum!

Anyway, that's my gripe for the day.

[tainted-by-skeletons]

Reader X Sans X Grillby (Part 2)

“Well… mmn. I'm sure Sans won't mind if you stay.” Grillby said.

“Woooah. Grillby. Let's not get too crazy.”

Suddenly, I was curious about something.

“You don't want him drinking but you'll agree to be alone with Grillby drunk? Are you guys secretly fucking?” I asked.

Sans’ face went pure blue. He hid behind the table.

“I don't think we went that far. But I definitely wouldn't mind~"

“Hahaha what the hell? What happened? Is that why Sans has been weird all night?”

“My sweet boy~ Are you ashamed of me?” Grillby teased as he looked over the bar.

“Come on sweet boy.” I joked. “Answer the man.”

“Yes. I am.”

“Well we better fix that! More alcohol for everyone.” I said.

I was intending on scaring Sans off so I could have Grillby to myself. But apparently I underestimated Sans' protective nature.

“No way. Nobody is getting any more alcohol. Come on Y/N. Enough fucking around. Let's get Grillby in his house.”

“Stop talking about me like I can't hear you.” Grillby grumbled.

“I know you can hear us. I just don't care. Come on.”

Grillby looked over to me.

“Y/N. Sans is such a party killer. Right?” He said.

“Couldn't have said it better myself.”

“I know Sans. I've known him for years. He just needs a good time. Don't you think?”

“Heheheh. As long as you don't leave me out of it.”

“Oh. Yeah? Giving me a taste of my own medicine now?” Sans sneered.

“Oh~ I'd never leave a cute little boy like you out.”

“Uhhhh. Eheh. I uh. I'm not sure about calling me little boy. I'm a man you know?” I said.

“Okay! I think I've had enough. Drink yourself to death if you want to Grillby. Come on Y/N.”

“What? The hell makes you think I'm leaving? You go.”

“Not a chance.”

Sans has a serious look on his face.

He's not… jealous. Is he?

Before we realized, Grillby had snuck around the counter and grabbed me by the waist. He towered over me by at least a head and a half. 

“Uh!”

“Grillby! Fuck off!”

Now Sans seemed pissed. But by his glare I couldn't tell who he was mad at.

“You're not gonna leave me alone with this maaan~ Right Sans?”

“Hell no!”

“Ohoho?”

“Uh!” Sans had apparently spoken without realizing. His protectiveness and jealousy was now on full display. Grillby backed away from me and went up to Sans instead.

“You only have one option, Sans. Stay with us and have fun for once. I miss you. Why do you think I did so many shots while your back was turned?”

“What?! You did that just to get my attention?!”

“You won't give it to me otherwise. I like to be doted on too some days.”

“Ah! I'm not-”

“If you'd rather leave I'll let Y/N stay with me and make sure I'm safe. You'll be careful with me. Won't you Y/N?”

“No promises~”

“Rrrr. That's it. You're not holding me hostage here. I'm not gonna be tricked into doing something gross with you. Especially not both of you.”

“Jeez Sans. What a way to put a guy down.” I said.

“W-what the hell?! You'd actually do that?!”

“I was considering it. I'm a little too sober for it right now but in a few more drinks I think it'll sound like a great idea.”

It was a little cruel to say, but I was feeling very honest at that level of drunkenness.

“Fuck you.”

“That's what we're hoping for~”

I was oblivious to Sans' rage, but thankfully Grillby wasn't. I probably would have died if Grillby didn't walk in between Sans and I, kneel down and hug Sans around the chest.

“Don't be mad sweet boy. Please let me have fun. Just tonight. Please? I'm begging you.” He said in a sweet whispery voice.

“U-uuh! I-I…”

“I'm an adult Sans. I'd do it anyway if I wanted to. Don't pretend that you have to protect me.”

Sans sighed and turned his head away from Grillby.

“Fine. Just don't go too crazy if I'm gonna stay. Alright?”

“Yes!” I cheered.

“That means you too!”

“Haha alright alright. We’ll go easy on you.”

Grillby and I shared a look. A look that meant we were lying.

“I think we can start off with some special drinks. Right Grillby?” I said.

“Woah hey. I thought you said-” Sans started.

“We mean drinks that taste good. Not shots.” Grillby clarified 

“Oh okay. That sounds good actually.”

Grillby went behind the bar again and started mixing three drinks. I caught Sans nervously looking around the empty restaurant. 

“Hey. Seriously man. Why are you all uptight and nervous? Is there something going on I don't know about?” I asked.

“Uptight? Now that's just mean.”

“It's not like you to be such a wet blanket.”

“Haha. I hope not… uggggh. You really want me to tell ya?”

I smiled.

“Alright. So a couple years ago I fell asleep at the bar here and Grillby got bored and started drinking. I woke up to him… uh…”

Sans turned his face away from me. He was probably blushing.

“K-kissing my head. Heh. Uhhh so I woke up and asked him what he was doing and he started uhh ya know. Just. Acting weird.”

“Yeah? Did you guys have sex?”

“Ahhh. Not really. We got to his room but he fell asleep before I did. And ya know. I kinda have the feeling he wasn't wanting to.”

“Really? He's been really flirty. I would have thought otherwise.”

“I dunno. He's different today.”

“Why are you two talking about me like I'm not here?” Grillby interrupted.

[3qu1us]

UHHHH UHHHH SUGGESTIVE WARNING???????? MAYBE??

anyway fat guy fall post good ending ♥️

this came out WAYYYY differently than i imagined it (i love it though).

also peep bobs stretch marks ♥️ they’re a personal hc of mine and i just think they’re so cuteee!!!!! hehehehe

[sugarthebee]

Okay soooo the AU is called Dead Garden and what happened is- (TW for suicide and manslaughter)

It was a week before Sunny and Mari’s recital when they got into an argument on the stairs but!!! Their dad was there and he tried to quit the arguing!! He did a really shit job tho, so Sunny pushed Mari, making her fall, which also made the dad fall!! Mari survived but the dad died, because Mari fell on top of him and he broke his neck.

Then, they were freaking tf out like ‘holy shit we just killed our dad our father our papa’ so in the panic they both decide to hide his body in the woods behind their house by burying him!!! (it took a long time bc they were. children.)

And the guilt was so so bad for Mari that on the night of the recital she uh hung herself. And for Sunny, that combined with the guilt, made him hide away in their house for 4 years.

Mari and Sunny’s mom made a missing person’s report buuut the police have kinda given up (they think the dad might’ve just ditched or smth idk)

I’ve designed Sunny but idk I might redesign him.. Either way here he is heheheh (16 years old)

And I also drew omori but just a little baby version uhhhh

Silly goofy yayayayaya!!!!

Obv headspace still exists but it’s wayyyyy different and Stranger now looks like a silhouette of Mari instead of Basil!!! Anyways!!! That’s really all that I have rn uhhh, I’ll develop it more eventually :3

OOOOOOOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YUMMY CRUNCHY AU

[crossover-enthusiast]

R!OP Radford: I am the Rational Autonomous Digital Facilitator for Objective Reasoning and Development. You can call me "Radford."

OP Kev:... can I call you Rad :]

Radford: ..No.

also theres a joke in the end credits of Portal that says "I look at the outside world and I'm GLaD I'm not you" like. GLaDOs. GLaD. i feel like we can make a joke about Radford and like radical uhhhh

"I look at the outside world and realize it's RAD in here."

......no

its funny i love the end music heeheh

Heheheh

Kevin calls him Rad anyway and he hates it

This is amazing

[yesyourstalker]

Another draft dump the stuff that I started but never finished or this didn't have any contacts to add it.

Some of it is a little bit 🔞 only like a little bit like it's mild as fuck.

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Neta: not every long trip to the bathroom is a crisis mahi!! ......... Sometimes I just need to take a shit.

Mahi: 45 minutes though????

Neta: I don't have good eating habits

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Mahi: sorry about my boss he's mentally ill

Customer: I figured

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Ikkan: slopping spree??

Noji: shut up It was a good name at the time, okay?

Ikkan: slopping spree??? Hehehehehe sloppy spree!??!!

Noji: shut up!

Ikkan: slopping spreehehehahahahaha.... Hey babe!

Neta: hem?

Ikkan: You. Me. tonight? We're going to have a -hahahahahah we gonna have a slopping spreehehehehe * inhale* hahahahahahahaha.!!!!

Noji:...................

Ikkan: All right, all right. I'm done. I'm sorry... Hahahahahahaha!

Noji: they call me the immature one

Ikkan: slopping spree!!!! I can't.... Hahahahaah I can't breathe. Hahahahahah

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Neta: well we're locked out

Ikkan: Why are are we locked out

Warabi: he dropped his apartment key

Neta: drop my key

Ikkan: how are you going to get inside

Warabi: your key

Neta: can't

Warabi: why not?

Neta: he left it

Ikkan: I forgot

Warabi: call cirrina

Neta: can't

Warabi: why not

Ikkan: not here

Neta: at her mom's

Warabi: we can pick the lock.

Ikkan: we can't

Warabi: Why not?

Ikkan: we need a pick

Neta: we don't have a lockpick

Warabi: we can try a fin pick

Neta: can't

Ikkan: not possible

Warabi: how come

Ikkan: we don't have fins why would we have a fin pick

Warabi: oh yeah

Neta: I can call a locksmith

Ikkan: we can't

Neta: why

Warabi: they're closed

Ikkan: they close at 6

Neta: ok so now what

Warabi: I don't know

Ikkan: don't you have a spare key

Neta: I don't

Ikkan: Why not?

Neta: didn't get to it

Ikkan: should of made a copy

Mahi: I have a copy

Warabi: mahi has a copy

Ikkan: we can use their copy

Neta: where did they find a copy?

Mahi: made it

Ikkan: they made it

Neta:... Ok......................... wait...... MAHI! when did you get here

Mahi: I was bored so I was going to sneak into your place to play your Nintendo... So you need to get into your place or what?

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Warabi: what do you mean? I'm not your work wife. I thought we loved each other??

Neta: No you are not my work wife. You're not even close to it.

Warabi: how about your work child?

Neta: No Mahi is my work child.....*sigh* ....who is currently high and trying to hide it... What did I tell you about that, managers cannot be high at work.

Mahi: I got them from his apartment. Don't tell him

Neta: I'm right here

Mahi: oh ..... I got them from his apartment. Don't tell him. Hehehehe

Neta: mkay..... Anyway, the closest person to a work spouse is probably...... Uhhh... Mrs Candice right here. Come here babe, She's my work wife.

Candi:awwww makes sense. You remind me a lot of my actual hubby hehehehehe

Warabi: that what makes her your work spouse and not me?

Neta: We're the oldest, we both have kids, we talk shit. We hang out after work. We force our partners to hang around each other uhhhh we both use the same ink dye.

Candi: we went to that toxic waste concert together

Neta: yeah we did. We were so drunk! Heheh

Candi: I pierced your junk! remember after the concert?

Neta: she did! Hehehehe I was also there when you were getting Your sternum tattooed. We held hands

Warabi: didn't know you guys had such a close relationship outside of work

Candi: Yeah we're best friends. If our spouse died, do you think we would marry each other?

Neta: oh my cod yessss! Of course I'd marry you if our spouses died hehehehehehehehehe let's kill them! hehehehe

Candi: yeah let's kill them and run away together hahahahahahaa I'm pretty sure they plan on killing his first anyway heheheheheheheehe

Warabi:.....................

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[Ikkan explaining the difference between an alto clarinet and a bass clarinet]

[Baja talking about an obscure band that only consisted of clarinet players]

Ikkan: we're both autistic anr't we?

Baja: yeah

Ikkan: and we both have music based interests

Baja: yeah looks like it

Ikkan: hmm

Baja: does this mean your best friends?

Ikkan: I think so, yeah

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Neta: with one of you little shits went through our night stands and took shit?! Mahi?!

Mahi: I didn't! I stay in your living room!

Ikkan: Warabi?

Warabi: I was on a date with baja

Neta:.......... Mizole you're really quiet right now. I don't like it

Mizole:..... Why would I want to go to a shoe box you call a home when I can stay in my actual house.

Ikkan: hmm

Neta:..........

Mizole: ............ I don't see why you're so worked up. I mean what was so important in that nightstand of yours? I mean, how do you know someone went through it?

Neta: I know someone went through it because my adhesives for my insulin monitor are all messed up! Some of the candy that I have for my low blood sugar has been eaten! And my new pack of cigarettes are open!

Ikkan: our glasses or smudged! The book mark for a novel I'm reading is fucking gone along with my guitar pics! and my charging plug was detected from my vib-hm. ..............

Mizole: ........ Hm? What was the last part?

Ikkan:.. nothing.... just... don't go through our stuff. .............. [Leave]

Mizole:heh he seems on edge.. - OW! The fuck was that for!? Mahi!

Mahi: this doesn't involve me.

Neta: next time I'm going for your throat. little shit..... never step into my home again!! ......*ugh*......Ikkan.

Mahi: what was in their nightstand that was so important!

Mizole: ikkan has information and a number of the studio director and a producer. He's working with his old band front roe. They're planning on working on the soundtrack and I want to see if I can get wet fool in on it .

Mahi: Why didn't you just ask him about it?

Mizole:.... why ask when I can just steal the gig from under him and get the job before he does

Mahi:....... Okay.... Do you still have any of the candy left?

Mizole: of course I got you candy babe.

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Ikkan: what's that? What is that under your shirt?

Neta: oh it's nothing.

Ikkan: it looks like a new tattoo. Did you get a back tattoo? Let me see

Neta: babe we're in public I don't think it a good time to- ehhhhh!

Mahi: hay boss do you know where the- nevermind

Ikkan:.......... Oh Neta.............. Is that my Bass?

Neta: yeah I felt bad covering your name up with the electric eel. I wanted something dedicated to you.. and I really like your thigh tattoo with my bass. I thought that was nice so I wanted to do something matching yours.

Ikkan: oh........'made to love and to be loved'........ Neta. This is so..... Oh I don't know what to say

Neta: I was going to surprise you tomorrow after our date..... Heheh..... You've been rubbing my back for a while now... Uh-

Ikkan: close the store.

Neta: wh?

Ikkan: close the store now. We're going home.

Neta: we close in 10 minutes

Ikkan: I don't care, we're going home.

Neta: but we still have custom-

Ikkan: Neta I want you....

Neta:............. Every one leave!

Mahi: but we-

Neta: mahi you're fired get out......Warabi you're also fired leave

Warabi: what?!?!

Mahi: we're not really fired let's go.... YOU GUYS ARE GROSS

Neta: fuck you get out of my store! [Kissing]

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Neta: *snoring*

[knock knock knock]

Neta: hu uhh mehhe...... Coming! It's 2am what the fuck.... ... Mahi .. what are you doing at this time of night??

Mahi: me and Warabi got into a fight. Baja is sleeping in our bed tonight can I stay here?

Neta:....................... Come in.

Mahi: thanks...

Neta: so what was the fight about?

Mahi: something stupid. Warabi wants to get a bigger apartment and separate bedroom rooms and he wants Baja to move in. I can tell you tomorrow.....*yawn*.... Good night...*sleeping*

Neta: All right......oh you're just going to sleep in the middle of my bed with no room for me. It's okay, I don't mind....*sigh*.. I'll just sleep on the edge I guess.....*snoring*

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Mahi getting into shit @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

[hornball-house]

Experimental (Pre-events)

To say he was frustrated would be an understatement. Wyatt had no idea where to even start with this. He wanted to figure things out, he wanted to experiment. & so, he made the stupid decision of going to Moran, his friend who is basically family. "Psst. Hey. Other me. Do you have a second, mate?" Wyatt meakly asks him. Out of all people, why did it have to be him?

"Ohh?" Moran responds while raising an eyebrow. The way he asked him immediately made him realize what he was thinking of. However, Wyatt's words got caught in his throat & couldn't say it to him. Not that it really mattered, anyway. "Uhh.......well, you know how, uhh.....I said I was a little, um..........c-curious about certain.......'things', right?" He stuttered out. "Yeeeeeees? Why? You implying something?" Moran jokingly coos, making Wyatt punch his arm. "No, the hell I'm not, you sick fuck!" He snaps as Moran chuckles & rubs his arm, in an attempt to numb the pain. "I just, uhh......wanted some advice, I guess you could call it. You seem to know alot about that sorta thing, I've only had one or two partners & I clearly have no idea what I'm doing. So, I want this to be a, uhh......what's the word? An experimental thing, y'know?" He says back to him, alot calmer this time. Hearing him say an experimental thing made Moran's pink eyes light up. Which ultimately scared Wyatt a bit.

"Uhhh.......Why are you looking at me like that?" All he could ask as Moran smirks a little. That smirk proves he was planning something. That was when Wyatt's fate was sealed. "Hmm.......you said you wanna experiment, right?" Moran asks, making Wyatt slowly nod. "Hehehehe. Well, I'll tell you what. I'll do exactly that for you. But, I have a different approach to it." Different approach? What does he mean? This made Wyatt tilt his head in confusion. Moran leaned in closer, being a little closer to his face now.

"Since you seem to be more of a visual learner.~"

Wyatt flinched & went red in the face. Was he trying to say something? "Uhhhh......Y'know what, nevermind! I think you weren't exactly the best person to ask! I-I'll just go find David & he can explain it to me instead." Wyatt says in an attempt to get out of the situation. But, it was too late. Moran grabbed his shoulder & prevented him from leaving. He soon grabbed his hand & dragged him off to the nearest bedroom. Wyatt did try to rip out of his grip a few times, but all attempts were in vain. & he certainly didn't listen to any of his protesting, either. What in the world did he get himself into?

When Moran reaches his destination with Wyatt begrudgingly in tow, he shuts the door behind him with his foot. Wyatt was still struggling & trying to escape, but still no luck.

"What the bloody hell are you doing, mate?! This isn't fucking funny!" Wyatt yells out. To which Moran tosses him onto the bed in front of him. A squeak erupts out of Wyatt as he falls onto the bed, right on his back. Moran's grin on his face made Wyatt want to slap it right off, but his head was already so blank it didn't come up.

"You said you wanted my advice, so I think this is the only way to really let it sink in. That's how I always learn." Moran coos, climbing onto the bed above Wyatt. Wyatt tries scooting back as much as he can, but is cornered due to the headboard & Moran's grasp. When he grabs onto his waist to hold him in place, a small huff of pleasure escapes Wyatt's vocal chords, making him cover his mouth & Moran light up. "Ooooooooh, now that's a good start. Let's see what other sounds you can make." He chirped. Soon enough, he leans his head down a little more.

"Hey, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! What the hell are you d-- Aaaaaah!?" Wyatt is cut off by some firm kisses right on his neck. He didn't. Moran was so forward, it's scary. Wyatt covered his face to muffle any sounds that would come out, his glasses fogging up due to how warm & red his face is. Moran was already satisfied with his reactions already, but he wasn't going to let it stop this soon. The harder & longer he went on, the louder & quicker Wyatt's noises got. The sad part is that Wyatt couldn't even deny that he was really good. & that all of this was good, too.

Soon enough, Moran suddenly has the urge to bite down. Which is what he did. & got a very loud scream out of Wyatt in the process. One that couldn't be muffled. Moran chuckles & lifts his head up to look down at him, to see he was already panting pretty hard just from that.

"See? I told you. If it makes you feel any better, I'll be slow with it." Moran says to ease his worries. Wyatt gave no answer. No nod, no words, no nothing. But, to hear him say he'll be taking it slow made him feel a little better about it all. After that, Moran lifts his shirt up & does those same kisses on his chest & stomach, making Wyatt tense up & start those noises back up again. Even he didn't know he was already this sensitive & this much of a screamer. How humiliating.

"Uuugh......! Ahh-haah......~ I-If you say a-- *Grunt!* a word to anyone about this, I'll-- Hmmh~! Mmgh....... I'll kill you......." All Wyatt could struggle out, still not being light with that threat since he can & will go through with it. To which Moran chuckles.

"I hear you loud & clear.~" & then Wyatt hears something mortifying, but slightly exciting. Moran somehow got his shorts off, & that just made him go even redder in the face. This was a fine mess Wyatt got himself into. But, there's still one thing on his mind. Why was he enjoying this so much?

But, things only escalated from there.

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This is the beginning of this, BTW. So, read this before you read the other one

@dorkygurl-89 Finally got it out. You happy?