#uhhhh belt? idk

[lloyds-archive]

Pulling up to the outing as Daisuke, and no, I will NOT close my eyes.

[cavewolf]

a silly presence has entered these dungeons

[kremlin]

@wikwalker hi sure yes anything to give me an excuse to procrastinate the post i should be writing right now. here are all teh drugs and how to manage them. you can trust me, a drug addict

first of all: https://www.erowid.org/ , erowid always

don't be afraid of drugs, if they're the right drugs, you should do them since they will be a blast regardless and overcoming fear is also good (but outside the scope here)

OK to do as much as you want: alcohol - social benefit greatly outweighs health effects, no reason to avoid if predisposed to abuse since that'll happen sooner or later. what can i say? don't be a fucking dork. when you start drinking, really overdo it as much as possible without dying and get a few real nasty hangovers under your belt so you know how much is the right amount to drink.

weed - innocuous enough to be fine but will make you stupid in the long term. make sure to only buy from a real drug dealer and never some legal institution. cut it out when you're a "real adult". don't smoke weed and watch TV routinely, go out and do things so you naturally grow to hate it. good to go through this as early as possible to minimize the time you spend as a cringe weed enthusiast

i guess those are the only two.

ok to do infrequently (annually): "lsd" - or whatever it is, probably not lsd, blah blah blah, if it works and is sold on blotter its fine and won't make you go nuts or whatever. opt for a better psychadelic imo. see psych rule at bottom of section

mushrooms - better than acid since you know what they are. rule of thumb is to always do more than you think you want. minimum 1/8oz. see psych rule at bottom of post

dmt - if you somehow have a dmt hookup you don't need to be reading any of this. lasts 10 minutes which leads to tendency to way overdo it, don't do this, my favorite webcomic artist is permanently crazy from exactly that. using a crack pipe is also not the uhhhh most dignifying-feeling thing to do either. it's harder than you think.

mdma - for use at electronic music event or rave. overuse causes brain lesions or something.

coke - wait until you're in your 20s, have maxed out your roth IRA for a couple of years in a row, and havent missed a car payment in a similar timeframe. better still if you've worked a very shitty low paying job and know the value of a dollar. if you still find yourself buying candy you're not ready. too expensive to be worth it to get hooked on. know that you are VERY ANNOYING to anyone who also isn't high. don't fuck around with the guy selling it to you. avoid discussing or thinking about business ideas. you can't afford to make it a habit + kinda turns you into a piece of shit after a while, but at least a very interesting one

ketamine - another sick drug that rules, but save it for a special occasion. don't try and go into the k-hole your first time

rule for psychedelics - you get one good strong trip a year and that's it, make it count, always opt for doing a bit more than a bit less. but don't make it a habit, otherwise you turn into a very stupid very annoying "hippy" style cliché and believe in ghosts, aliens, crap like that.

ok to try once prescription opiates/benzodiazepine (xanax), valium, this kind of shit - worth trying so you can go "holy shit, this stuff is way way way too good to ever use responsibly" and then never do again. especially if you're white. for some reason we just can't handle this shit. if a doctor prescribes it to you, idk, that's your call to make.

ayhuasca - this is just dmt in a different form. do some other psychadelics a number of times before you do this. once you realize the whole "substantial visual hallucinations" thing is made up, its time. do exactly this: -buy root online (legal). receive box of dirt -boil dirt into "tea" (read erowid for exact recipe) -take over-the-counter anti nausea medicine or anything that will give you a stronger stomach -drink tea (its nasty as fuck, get it down quick) -have someone bigger than you keep an eye on you for the next five hours. -have the experience, which is absurdly intense, has no bearing to the real world, etc etc. don't be a bitch and throw up, if you do it'll only last an hour or so. again there is no way to provide a consistent description of the experience except that you will meet god. you only ever need to do this once and never again. trust me

peyote/salvia/etc - try em if you want, you'll never ever want to again afterwords. these are drugs for idiot teenagers too lame to get real drugs. imagine being very very sick from poison and utterly terrified at the same time. No good

whippets/nitrous oxide - just find a dentist that uses it and don't bother creating hundreds of pounds of trash on your floor for this crap that lasts ten seconds. you have to understand the extremely short timeframe coupled with the cost makes zero sense. go to a phish concert parking lot and do some people watching -- you do not want to be these people. only use is as a motivator to get routine dental exam. also if you somehow manage to make it a heavy habit your fucking legs stop working, no shit, but they start working again once you quit.

don't ever do heroin/meth/pcp - is is truly a mystery why you should never do these 🙄

synthetic weed/k2/shit from the gas station - it is so funny that they sell this as "weed that won't pop you on a drug test". its not weed. it is some dubious chemical sprayed on yard waste. smoke it to have a terrible time and go nuts. only buy drugs from legitimate drug dealers!

kratom - anyone's guess as to why this is legal but it's heroin for pussies. its still heroin

dxm/cough syrup - do you ever wonder why it is exclusively teenagers robotripping? it's because it sucks ass. is like a cheesegrater on your brain in terms of health effects with repeated usage. you're better than this king

inhalants - these are at the bottom of the list for a reason. do not huff gas. don't huff paint. do not consume computer duster. not fun + fastest way to make yourself a complete, uh, (word i can't say anymore) and then dead

not listed quaaludes- unavailable due to no longer being manufactured. these ruled apparantly

sincis2c - unavailable due to not existing, i just made this up

amphetamines - cannot provide objective take here. they're my albatross, lifelong (posted 4:55am natch)

[wooyoungisbaby]

uhhhh Questions

@halavibe tagged me ty babes <3 i've known you for 2 days but i'd die for you i hope you know this

do you make your bed? - no i live in denmark

what's your favourite number? - 19 but only in spanish. in japanese it's 4 bc im edgy

what is your job? - after school childcare :)) i do like craft and arts stuff with them!

If you could go back to school would you? - i might go to school again at some point but it's def. not my first choice >_<

can you parallel park? - technically yeah but i havent driven in litrally like 7 years. so probably not.

a job you had that would surprise people? - uhhh idk, i did cleaning at a nursing home during the summer one year?

do you think aliens are real? - yes and i need them to fuck me. /gen

can you drive a manual car? - wtf does this mean

what's your guilty pleasure? - i was gonna say i don't feel guilty about things that make me feel good but i do about food sometimes :(( i genuinely don't have any guilt about media, music and stuff like that though.

tattoos? - yee i have a ukiss song lyric on my arm B)

favourite colour? - green and purple together

favourite type of music? - kpop. i genuinely only listen to kpop right now. used to listen to some j-rock too but not really recently

do you like puzzles? - not like jigsaw puzzles no, but games that have lil puzzles in them? hell yea. but if they're hard at all i will give up. i've looked up so many botw/totk shrine guides.

any phobias? - not any actual phobias no. but i'm a little scared of the sound of wind, audio played backwards, and of walking on stairs.

favourite childhood sport? - taekwondo uwu i had the green belt!

do you talk to yourself? - noh i just sing :3

what movie(s) do you adore? - spirited away, road to el dorado, uhhh. i've forgotten literally every other movie i've ever seen. oh!! Departures, a japanese movie from like 2008 that won an oscar.

coffee or tea? - hot cocoa fuck you

first thing you wanted to be growing up - the first thing i remember saying was tightrope walker in a circus. maybe i can still make it......

[knighteclipsed]

If you want to try talking to the brat, feel free to send an ask or something anytime before the board ends! (Just make it clear somehow you're interacting with the kid and not the adult lol) You can also. like. send me the word 'tooth' I guess and I'll answer with him interacting with your muse instead!! Probably something short without any biting involved (unless you want him to bite your muse? idk.) Don't mind the word choice, that's just the first thing that came to mind lmao

Full annotated design beneath the cut fdsnjfksdn

Age: ~13 years old. (i basically shaved off a good couple decades of life experience) His worldview hasn't changed much, it just looks a bit different because he's tiny and puny and not strong!!

Other Notes:

His hair is still really long! It's only shoulder-length hair here because his parents make him cut it. Keep that shit out of your eyes, boy!

Uhhhh his eyes are only yellow! That was my default for him anyway because that's what you see in his FE8 official art and his in-game sprites, but Heroes blued them so I said "fuck it. why not both?" I marked the change to happen post-Jehanna though, so now they're just yellow (not beating the fake morph allegations /lh)

Old man face. Crow's feet. They were always there he's just like that idk what else to tell you :person_shrugging:

green is his favorite color :]

I could flip a coin to decide which parent sewed on the green trim onto his tunic, but it's not that serious fr. He'll tell me eventually (maybe) (probably), but it was a parent!

Belt for attaching useful things! When he's not carrying around hunting gear though, it just has his dagger. because he's small and would like to keep himself strapped at all times /lh

Bows are kinda da BOMB bro!! Draws with his right hand; he keeps his left forearm strapped so he can pick up a bow and arrow and fire at a moment's notice.

since he's still in his 'living with family' era his brother can show up in his recent memory again omg <3 (he's the little ipad kid in the drawing) (he's not an ipad kid) (he's only about 2 and a half years younger than valter)

Makes strong opinions on people WICKEDLY fast. Piss him off and he will hate you forever!!!!

okay bye thank you for coming to my TedTalk <3

edit: OH YEAH I WANTED TO INCLUDE HOW HIS HEIGHT COMPARED get clowned kid (affectionate)

(he's now the same height as these two^^)

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

tagged by @queerturnofphrase

last song: i've been so insanely busy doing terrible campaign tasks and terrible advocacy tasks so i started keeping my momentum up belting showtunes whenever i have a minute. it's now you know from merrily we roll along

currently watching: rewatching blue eye samurai with mr t watching it for the first time. he just stayed awake through all of the ronin and the bride, please clap!

favorite color: 💜

last movie: i watched a simple favor the other day. insane film

sweet/spicy/savory: all at once obviously

current obsessions: uhhhh surviving this month

last thing i googled: idk somebody's campaign website probably

tagging whoever wants to 🥰

[my-rights-are-grian-rights]

🔪: 1,2,19,22,35

🔧: 1,4,5 22, 30, 35

Zhulong: 12,22, 35

HIII HEEHEE finished watching 1 dollar love actually dvd because our wifi went out but IM BACK AND I GET TO TALK ABOUT MY SILLIES

wow this post is gonna be Long soooo adding the cut now~!

🔪:

1: are they associated with a certain color? what color do they wear the most?

UHHHH okay sOOO the simplest answer is probably black bc like. it wears a lotta black. military gear etc is usually black? but! its got this stupid orange striped short sleeve shirt thats actually like. a uniform (as in. I referenced the batman 2022 Arkham uniform when I first designed this idiot. yea) so its usually associated with either orange or red (for blood rawrrr)

2: what sort of music would they like? have you thought about what genres or bands do they lean towards? do they have a favorite song?

oh uh!!!!! I dont think this thing listens to music. tbh everything would be better if it did but! it get zero enrichment ever. so instead for this question I get to give you two songs I associate with it for some reason or another. because I said so. and those are House of Wolves (MCR) and Barbie Girl (Aqua). I want to know what you think of it from these two songs together because the combination is sooooo silly to me

19: are they quick to anger? what sets them off?

ooooo this one is fun to think about. mmm I think generally it's not very like,,, externally angry. it is in a perpetual state of something between annoyance and disdain almost all the time (when not Letting Loose), but that's a bit different from angry, I think. things that will make it snap at you: remove mask w/o permission, get touchy w it without permission. probably other things too I forget. things that will make it do super petty things and/or get revenge on you some other way: assume you've got the best of it. assume you're in charge. assume you're in control.

22: do they sleep well at night?

bold of you to assume it sleeps yea well uhh. its a pretty light sleeper I think but it can sleep wherever. no nightmares or w/e its just. rechargin I think

35: do they ever return home?

no. lol. zero percent chance of this thing ever returning home and idk if that ever even existed for it. if it gets a "happy" ending its going to have to claw that into existence itself. and why would it

🔧:

1: are they associated with a certain color? what color do they wear the most?

blue! they wear the most black, again, but thats cause of the goofy suit thing I've got ingame. blue tie blue waistcoat blue accents on the gas mask, so blue's ended up as their color :3

4: how crafty/resourceful are they?

the wrench is their emoji because that's its main weapon. if that says anything. dont think it'd be the best at like. street brawlin no supplies no powers but it can be pretty inventive with the things it knows how to use.

5: how do they typically dress? does their wardrobe lean more towards practicality or aesthetics?

oh it's so stupid <3. suit jacket tie collared shirt waistcoat belt black cargo pants with big ole pockets fingerless gloves combat boots w straps and a belt chain. it's sooo stupid. <3333,,. character creators be like what if all the pieces we let you use were assorted pieces of other characters. OH and dont forget the half gas mask. when I made this guy I referenced one of two Literal Actual Techwear Official Dot Com gas masks. the pockets are practical at least? and thats just one outfit realistically it has other clothing too but idk what though. probably they steal clothing from the rogues lol

22: do they sleep well at night?

depends on where they are! with dork squad probably! unless one or more of them get on an inventing bend or something but it can just wrangle them back to sleep or at least to be quieter. with the sirens that's more of a wild card. depending on if harl's there she's def gonna wanna like stay up n talk or something. tbh though most things happen at night. like heists! :D but they can usually get a good sleep in. and even a lazy morning, probably!

30: do they smell like anything notable?

uhhh probably vaguely like flowers and/or fear toxin. lol. can you tell what I sourced this guy from yet

35: do they ever return home?

it never returns to where it came from, but that place (read: dimension. lol) was never really home. they do find a home, where they end up. and they're happy.

Zhulong:

12: how long have they been around? do you know their birthday? is their birthday the day you made them or another day? what do they think of celebrating birthdays?

oh man how long has this guy been around? discord chat messages says I made him December 16 of last year. I do not know his birthday. it could just be dec 16 that would be silly. kayfabe though he doesn't really have one hes just Old lol. out of kayfabe hes like chill about bdays I think he'll get ppl close to him a present or whatever. in kayfabe he didnt really get it pre Punishment I dont think but with his whole Chained In A Human Body thing he gets to have a crisis! yay ! over He Is Aging and He Will Die !! again!!!! yipeee!!!

22: do they sleep well at night?

out of kayfabe as long as hes not too sore or w/e he's good. usually conked out from exercising. in kayfabe uhhh he thinks sleeping is weird. his lore says he never eats or sleeps or breathes but now he has to. and he hates it.

30: do they ever return home?

I think he goes to visit his parents sometimes :3 (outside kayfabe.) lol silly answer. in kayfabe nah the place he considers home is long gone and buried by time. and even if it still existed he'd never be able to reach it as he is. sorry

[salvadorbonaparte]

I also had a strange interaction at baggage claim because my suitcase arrives on the conveyor belt and I drag it down from there and immediately this middle aged lady approaches me and asks how many cats I have and I'm like uhhhh two??? What? Why?? And she's just like oh idk I could simply tell. We got multiple you know. And I'm like oh okay and take my other suitcase and leave.

Do I have cat person vibes? Was the way I struggled to lift the suitcase particularly cat person like???

[sl-vega]

vee share your wisdom please how do I get better at rhythm games

-rin

Uhhhh

Idk bro, I just click the notes and stuff happens 🤷‍♀️ (to be fair I've been religiously playing these types of games since 4th grade so I got some years under my belt)

[whilomm]

🎶✨ when u get this u have (the option) to put 5 songs u actually listen to. then send this ask or tag 10 of your friends/followers/just some guys you feel like if you feel like✨🎶

okay fine both @vanadiumbean and @deneviere tagged me uhhhh fuck what do i Listen To lets see

Hard Travelin' Hootenanny- Orig by Woody Gutherie, been listening to the recording from the "til we outnumber em" album feat like everyone.

this ones from a cd that I didnt read well enough and thought was woody, but its actually a live tribute concert w a lotta musicians covering his stuff (bruce springsteen, annie defranco, rambling jack elliot, etc) and it rocks. first track is a cover where everyone in the concert takes a bit of the "hard ramblin". i need to listen to more folk lmao. Turns out i dont love woodys own recordings (his voice just aint for me!) but i LOVE his songs as theyre covered

Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet- Fall Out Boy

i have a legal right to be cringe and for that im choosing the fall out boy double cuck song. fucking sue me. but only after you listen to patrick stumps dulcet cuckception. BE GLAD IM NOT MAKING THIS ENTIRE LIST FALL OUT BOY I CAN BE 10X MORE CRINGE THAN THIS. not my fave fob song (that would probs be either legendary or pavlov), but its good.

Rowboat- Johnny Cash, original by Beck

ill be HOME...with the gasoline. youll be STOOOONNNEED, youll be far away

I was surprised to learn not only was this not originally by cash, the original by beck was already a country song! the story behind it is kinda fun (he wrote it in like 5 minutes on the way to the studio just bc he wanted to record SOMETHING with a steel guitar player he saw) and in the vid beck gets kinda emotional hearing cash complement him, its kinda sweet.

Mama- My Chemical Romance

the song that got me into MCR. I don't sing along at concerts usually, but i was fucking belting this one when i saw them. its a difficult choice but this is probs my fave MCR song. listen i know everyone loves black parade but i confess i sometimes skip it when im not in the mood. mama though? never fucking skip.

Some Kind Of Nature- gorillaz

this is one of those one songs i kinda hated the first time i heard it, the creaky ass voice of lou reed and the switch offs between gentle and kinda goofy beats. but after a couple of listens i think something inside me changed mentally. the beep boops shoot straight to my heart. that one "scream". all we are.... is stars

if anyone gives it a listen and they hate it too like. give it a bit then listen again. see if it does something to You too.

....anyway this was fucking hard. do yall know how many more songs i wanted to put here. goddamn.

uhhh semi random tagging bc i forget literally everyone just. scrolling my followers list for names, idk @the-fearful-one @the-interabang @ahmallama @c3rvida3 @unclekow @al-ghoul @sassybitchymouse @voidilite-singularis god i need to clear out the pornbots again theres so many here @queennannygoat @fattpikachuu

ignore the tag if yall feel like it, i aint yalls boss

[littleperilstories]

Ice: share a snippet where a character is taking a risk.

Part 2, electric boogaloo (unless u already did it again)

Thank you for the ask (...and for sending it again because I'm silly)😅! From this ask game!

Uhhhh, my characters? Taking a risk? Idk, let me see if I can find something.

An old TPOT moment:

Fox turns his glare on me. Once the constable’s footsteps have faded, he says, “So much for not doing that anymore. Didn’t you promise just last night you wouldn’t try to piss them off for my sake?”

Irritation flares inside me. “I promised I wouldn’t put myself in harm’s way. There were bars between us, in case you didn’t notice.”

“Didn’t stop him from trying, though, did it?” Fox gestures toward the door. “And you do realize, right, that he could have come in if he wanted to? That’s how jail works. They’re the ones with the keys.”

“Sure. But I’m the one with this.” I brandish the flask I unlatched from the constable’s belt while I was distracting him with my complaints. “Let’s hope it’s just water.”

How satisfying it is  to watch his eyes widen. Ha. Weren’t expecting that, were you? “When’d you pinch that?”

Ha! You thought I was going to pick Will, didn't you?

Silly Bree. I wonder if the risk paid off.

TPOT sneak peek:

I’m doing it before I’m even really thinking—limbs moving too fast and too recklessly, or at least that’s what I can gather from the furious yells from below.

“What the fuck are you doing? Get down!”

Secret project sneak peek:

Some nice whumpy context for you:

A whole lot of everything is trying to cram itself into my mind at once, and the sensation is making my vision go spotty. Or maybe that’s because of the cord yanked tight around my neck—just so loose that I can breathe enough not to pass out, but tight enough to prevent me from doing much else. 

Now for the risk-taking moment:

She shoots away from the wall, heading for me, also, apparently, thank fucking god, unwilling to sit through any more of this bullshit, but one of the guys on me lets go, darting away to catch her. The other one twists the cord a little tighter, to compensate for the lost muscle, I guess. 

[breninarthur]

15 Questions

I was tagged by @crynwr-drwg – thank you! 🥰

Are you named after anyone?

Very kind of vaguely? My name is uhhhh new made up. My mam wanted to call me one thing, and my dad wanted to call me his mam's middle name, so they were mashed together. My middle name is also my mam's name so yknow.

When was the last time you cried?

Guardians of the Galaxy 3. All my tears are gone now.

Do you have kids?

God no. I'm a mess.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Hmm not so much anymore because I mainly interact with the children I work with and coworkers I'm not friends with so. I did when I had friends tho lmfao

what sports do you/have you played?

lol none by choice. unless does karate count? I got up to blue belt when I was younger. i played golf a bit too, and i liked to swim, and i guess badminton every once in a while. but i wouldn't really say i actively did them.

what's the first thing you notice about other people?

idk! nothing specific, honestly. i suppose maybe height?

eye colour?

I thought it was dark green but I'm not even sure anymore 😅

scary movies or happy endings?

HAPPY ENDINGS!

any special talents?

uhhhh idk I don't think anything like... out of the ordinary? I can move my ears and nostrils haha

where were you born?

north wales

what are your hobbies?

singing, writing, and dragon age mainly rn

do you have any pets?

not of my own :( I can't afford it. my mam has a dog though, who's kind of mine by association, even if I don't see him much. my dad has three dogs too but I see them even less.

how tall are you?

5'3" and 3/4

fave subject in school?

english with history a close second

dream job?

actress and author

Thank you for asking!

If you see this and would like to do it, consider this an open invitation :) And feel free to tag me!

[myfavsaredead]

me finding any good reason to not drive kids around before 9 am tomorrow: "uhhhh, one of the backseat seat-belts is wonky idk uhhhh safety hazard."

[reasonablerodents]

i need to write bdsmverse (i like it more than abo LMAO) with yk cocksucking boytoys in the workplace normalized (they do need to be caged and maybe even belted, so they dont make a mess). subs cant get education obviously, spencers clever mind being wasted on cock sucking techniques and pleasing hotch with his body.

god i have so many ideas.

this would be REALLY dead dove do not eat, but IDC . what do you think?

hello genius icon scholar legend etc you’ve absolutely gotta!!!!!

I am now frothing at the mouth like a very normal man!! love a fucked up scenario, need me that morally bereft shit <3 (big surprise there. nah idk why I’m like this either.)

idk how tf to tag this so people who don’t wanna see this kind of thing don’t have to but uhhhh….

I think I might make a tag for the wilder stuff on this blog so people can blacklist if they’d like? lets call it #unreasonablerodents

NSFT, BDSM, Dubcon (?), Dove Is A Bit Dead,

O the free use possibilities when it’s completely normalised……. office? Yea! meeting? why tf not! Hotch letting other people have a go on Spencer? of course!! <3333

You just know he’d have a truly encyclopaedic knowledge of literally anything sex related and honestly good for him (and Hotch. He’s getting the best head in the world on the daily)

Truly the best sub anyone could ask for (apart from you know. absolutely being a brat lmao)

Also being tied and gagged so he can sit on Hotch’s lap and cockwarm. Trying sooooo hard not to grind down or make too much noise even though he really badly wants to. He knows he shouldn’t but…. he might have to anyway, the punishment would be so worth it. I’m going insane over this.

(And it’s me so: puppy Spencer in this verse!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u for coming to my ted talk)

[thepoeticfox]

I'm pretty sure my upcoming execution of semi-formal is not it.

Um.

I'm kinda counting on the bride hopefully being a fair amount of hick and not holding a grudge.

But also I can't stand to sacrifice who I am for an event so I am dressing up a lot but with things I will wear over and over.

This is the dress I'm wearing in the hair and makeup photo on the right. It's a summery piece, kinda casual but also nice. I'll learn to tie pretty bows for it. My hair and makeup will be as on the right. My shoes are this style. It's September. In the south. They're fine.

But there's also uhhhh

This? That if it gets here in time I intend to carefully and temporarily affix cuts of fabric atop the build of the stays.

And my clutch will be the bag from this.

Probably not a typical interpretation of "semi formal" but I think the fabric I choose to cover the stays with has a big hand in dressing it up.

Although the shoes might change.

I have some similar to this. A little lighter color and cover more of the calf, but, mayyyyyybe? Idk for sure

If the stays are late I'll have to find a nice belt. Or hell, where the belt that comes with the bag? Without the bag on it. I don't know.

I am putting a lot of effort into this.

[dethbug]

FOR THE AMV ASK GAME 😏😏😏 Hot Mess, Everytime We Touch (can be either lickles or loffdensen OR BOTH 😁), and All The Things She Said? :)) 💗💗

HIII MIA ILY HELLO :-] erhh im in a loffdensen mindset today so i will go w him AHH heres a gif of the both of them though ^_^

🍷 HOT MESS :: Excluding your main f/o(s) you already ship with your s/i, is there any other characters from the source that would have a crush/romantic feelings for your s/i? Or, alternately, has your s/i been with anyone else before your f/o(s)?

uhhhh ... mia you already know all about this but uh.......... in my canon magnus and i dated and he just ... is forever obsessed.... just destiny/the prophecy never being in his favor things !!! but in all serious there is so much lore there...like... so. so much. DHFSJH i have a handful of drawings abt it its just none of them are finished...

but yes we met right after he was kicked out of dethklok and he never lets go >_>

🍷 EVERYTIME WE TOUCH :: How would your s/i describe your f/o? How would your f/o describe your s/i?

me describing charles > "Oh lord, where do I begin with that fool. He's silly! Sillier than he'd like to admit, that's one thing I really love about him. You think he's this uptight, business dude, but man. He's got some good impressions under his belt! Like... Facebones. Heh heh. I love that side of him, I love that he can make me laugh so easily. I love everything about him, honestly. The way he insists on doing skincare every morning and night with me, the way he always asks what I'm drawing when he sees me working on something new, the way his hands look. I've got it bad, don't know if it was obvious or anything. Dude's just okay I guess, heh heh."

charles describing me > "There was always something about her, you know...? Ah, the way she looks when she's focused. When she, ah, plays with her lip piercing when she's lost in thought. The way she lights up when she looks at me. I, ah, could... go on. The list is quite endless if I had to name everything I adore about her; But, ah, her fashion and the way she carries herself is a big one. To say she has a knack for enchanting me with every small mannerism would be an embarrassing understatement. I really love her... I love her a lot."

🍷 ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID :: If your character was a part of the original media they’re an insert for, how would the fandom treat them? How would they treat the ship?

in all honesty i think if i was canon in the mtl universe id be hit or miss with fans HDSFHJ unsure how to pinpoint why id think that -- i just think my writing is wayyy too dramatic and self indulgent BUT MAYBE IM WRONG im overly critical maybe people would think im girlboss idk HAJHDS BUT UHH i think people would like loffdensen :-] perhaps !! idk!!! i think its silly and i love a long ass slowburn the tropes like OHH BUT THE ODDS ARE AGAINST THEMMM...OHH ITS UNPROFESSIONAL.... but also like... destiny/the prophecy plays a big factor in it too so its like OOO AAA HDSHJ I DONT KNOW im a crazy person man

........ bonus magnus gif ........ he sucks [i am incredibly emotionally attached to my own fanon version of him]