#uhhh what do i tag this with agan

[hovkinnie]

aguará guazú furry

[bread--quest]

first line meme

rules: list the first lines of the last ten (10) stories you published. look to see any patterns you notice yourself, and see if anyone else notices any. then tag some friends.

i saw @caligulalotus doing this and went !!!! that sounds fun so here's mine!!

....oh my god. heavy sigh. the most recent thing i published was epic god divorce fever

"epic god divorce fever" (blaseball, silly joke premise based on the fact that blaseball is actually a workplace soap opera between gods): "oh, the weather outside is frightful, Reader hums, a line from an old song Wyatt (or someone?) taught them once."

"next day delivery (contents sensitive, handle with care)" (blaseball, mirrorverse (dark) au, wyatt masons because of course): "One bursts awake shouting."

"it's gonna be a happy new year!" (blaseball, lighthearted, fanteam): "What's the weather like out there, Weebie?"

"brand new city" (blaseball, weird introspective 12x100, short circuits characters): "Before she even washes the blood from her hands, Goodie Bloodpool dyes her hair black."

"i'm a match, you're kerosene" (blaseball, ongoing??, what if reader and parker and eventually wyatt were friends huh): "Parker MacMillan walks into his office and sees that someone else is sitting in his chair."

"Recipes For A Wyatts Mason" (blaseball, unconventional format, wyatts mason (duh): "Take 1/14ths of genuine love for the splort."

"Records of Season 14 Day 97 $MIL v. JAM Corp. Game" (blaseball, mirrorverse au again, wyatts mason again again): $9--just Nine if you haven’t got much time, or the money to pronounce the $—should like game time.

"the inherent tragedy of phoenixs and martyrs" (blaseball, chatfic, agan espinoza and clare ballard): "BENOTAFRAID: wow you’re really bad"

"what if i can't let go, what if i come back home?" (blaseball, second wyatt masoning, nines mason): "Wyatt Mason doesn’t come back to the Apartment after faer broadcast."

"out from under" (blaseball, the reader, good GOD i write a lot of blaseball): "A Reader stands on a Bridge."

oh yeah and im tagging uhhh anyone who feels interested!