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Horrible. I encountered another DJ Spit in Ponytown (positive) (silly mood)
I'm experimentally goin around, roleplaying and actually archiving the memorable moments I had in game by doodling the moments I had since my unreliable screenshot always delay.
Here's the atomic bomb that is this thing đ
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Ghost x Wife! Reader â Love at First Sight
Notes: This was written after My Pretty Girl but is a prequel to it almost like how they met! I am working on more with these two so keep an eye out!
Word count: 5,189
Warnings: none just cute
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(Y/n) looked at the books stacked on a rack still needing to be put back in the location they belonged. She felt like this would take entirely too long to put away, but this was what work was left as she worked the evening shift.
She was the only worker other than one other college student who just checked people out with the books they selected.
It was often quiet with the usuals coming in, but they didnât have many people in the evening. Everyone was either shopping or going out to eat.
(Y/n)âs stomach growled as she looked up at the tall shelves she would have to use a ladder to reach. She wished right now she could go out and eat at that restaurant down the street that had the best chicken noodle soup that she craved in this fall weather.
She quietly grabbed the ladder pushing it to the far right where she slowly started to climb up with the three books.
She kept herself steady that way she didnât fall off break a limb or worse.
She slowly put the books away, unaware of the commotion that happened behind her. She was zoned in and had no idea people were being ushered out of the library due to a bomb.
She was just zoned in on her work.
She never heard the loud British voices barking orders to civilians and other soldiers. She never heard the loud boots on the libraryâs granite flooring. It was as simple as that, she was just zoned in coming back down to grab a few more books.
Her sneakers squeaked on the glossy floors as she turned around grabbing another stack of books. She hummed quietly as she talked her lips trying to remember exactly where the authors she was looking for were located.
âMiss,â a calm British voice pulled her out of her concentration. Her eyes darted to him as she stared at him wide eyed and a bit jumpy since she didnât expect him to be there at all.
This was a perfect example of a deer in headlights about to get hit. Who was the deer and who was the car was for a later debate.
âOh my god!â (Y/n) clutched her heart as she looked at the man with a skull mask on his face.
Who was he? Why was he here? Why did he have all this gear and a gun? Was he robbing the library?
All these thoughts just kept going on through her mind as she looked at Simon with a bit of deer and nervousness.
She was just a nervous little thing anyways, with anxiety and the need to hide and paint all day. Seeing a man with a skull balaclava was not in her bingo card for the day.
Seeing her jump, Simon's expression softened even more. A rare flicker of a smile tugged at the corners of his lips. "Sorry, didn't mean to startle you," he said, his voice smooth and gentle.
He approached her, his footsteps slow and measured, as if trying to not further startle her. He extended a hand to her, an invitation to stay put for a moment. "Are you alright?" he asked, genuine concern in his eyes.
âMâokay,â she nodded as she took a deep breath. âCan I help you?â She remembered her hospitality with guests to the library, especially new ones. âIs there something youâre looking for or am I missing something here.â She squeaked out looking at his uniform and gun.
Simon's lips curled into a small, almost boyish smile at her words. He found her politeness endearing, a stark contrast to the usual gruffness he encountered. "You're the helpful type, aren't you?" he said, his voice still gentle and amused.He took another step closer, his eyes never leaving hers. "I'm here with my team," he explained, gesturing casually behind him. "We've got a bit of a situation we're dealing with."
âUhhh,â there it was, her brain shut off as she looked around confused. âSituation? OkayâŚâ she trailed off as she thought for a second. She watched as another soldier, a Scottish one came around the corner pulling the man who was talking to her away for a second.
She looked around confused trying to see if anyone was still in the library.
She looked at the checkout area and found her co-worker missing from the area
âThanks for telling me there were scary soldiers here, Laney!â (Y/n) thought.
As Soap practically dragged Simon away for a quick discussion, his gaze remained fixed on (Y/n), his eyes lingering on her for a few moments before he had no choice but to turn away. Soap started talking, but it took a moment for Simon's mind to process the words.
"What, Johnny?" he snapped back, realizing Soap was speaking to him.
Soap raised an eyebrow, a sly smile playing on his lips. "Mate, you're drooling," he teased, noticing how Simon had been staring at (Y/n). âDoes the lassie have you droolinâ like a dog, LT?â
âIm not droolinâ,â Simon huffed. âYaâ find the bomb yet you git?â
âFound it alright LT, like me to disarm it as fast as I can?â Soap smirked as he looked back at (Y/n) giving her a wink.
She flushed red and looked away as Ghost gave Soap a sharp stern glare.
âShe's cute.â Soap laughed, as he looked at Simon. âCanât blame a man.â
âI can and I will, back off.â Simon snapped.
âOh I see,â Soap hummed. âBacking off, LT.â Soap raised his hands in surrender.
âDisarm it,â Ghost snapped, his gaze stern.
Soap chuckled, understanding he had hit a nerve. "Alright, alright, I'll disarm it," Soap quipped, his tone still light-hearted. The sergeant was out of sight back to the bomb as he went to complete his task.
Simonâs soft gaze was back on you as he reached his hand out to you. âCome now, love, you gotta leave the building.â
(Y/n) blinked in surprise as Simon took her hand, his touch gentle but firm, guiding her. The nickname "love" sent a flutter through her, and she couldn't help but look deep into his brown eyes. "I...I have to stay. I'm on shift," she said quietly, her voice soft and hesitant. It was a weak protest at best as she found herself wanting to stay near him.
On top of that she was cursing herself for even saying that, but she had no idea what was going on. She had no clue or no idea that a bomb was in this building willing to blow at any second.
Simon couldn't help the warmth that spread through him as he heard her protest, the way her voice was so hesitant and soft. He tightened his grip on her hand slightly, his gaze never leaving hers.
"I understand, love," he said, the nickname rolling off his tongue with such natural ease. "But trust me, you don't want to be around when we disarm this thing. It could get a bit messy."
âDisarm?â She sputtered out looking at him confused, âa bomb?â She uttered.
Simon's expression sobered as he realized he hadn't fully explained the situation. He gave a small nod, his eyes locking onto hers in earnest. "Yes, a bomb," he confirmed, his tone a mix of seriousness and reassurance. "That's why we're evacuating the area. But don't worry, we'll take care of it. We're trained for this sort of thing."
âI could imagine.â She looked embarrassed. How come it didnât click in her head earlier they were soldiers and were here for some threat. âI am so sorry, itâs been a long week.â She uttered. A long week of staying up until 4 am trying to paint her final for her still art project. She was struggling to feel anything for that final. Her confusion clearly came from the lack of sleep though and her problem solving skills were lacking too because of the little to no sleep she had. âI feel a little dumb for not registering the situation as to why you might be here.â She rambled embarrassed. Her hand rubbed her forehead as she smiled embarrassed, her eyes looked around darting at different things in the library.
Simon's tough exterior softened as he watched her ramble on, her embarrassment only adding to her charm. A small smile tugged at the corner of his lips, and he gave her hand a reassuring squeeze. "No need to apologize," he said gently. "Sometimes the obvious can slip right by us when we're too focused on other things."
There was an unspoken understanding between them, a mutual acknowledgment of the connection they were starting to feel.
âHow come heâs soft with her and heâs been barking orders at us all day,â Gaz huffed as he watched Simon slowly guide you to the exit. âI donât feel the love Captain.â
âKyle, get to work.â Price laughed as he looked at the sergeant. âHeâs in love, leave him be.â
âA big ol lovey-dovey of a teddy bear.â Soap interjected as he looked at the bomb studying it.
âIâm tellinâ him you said that.â Gaz smirked.
âIâll be dead by sundown.â Soap nodded.
Simon knew one thing, he wanted to marry this woman and as fast as he could.The realization hit him hard, like a freight train crashing into his thoughts. He had always prided himself on being focused, on maintaining a certain level of detachment. But she had managed to break through his defenses, knocking down the barriers he so carefully placed around his heart.
In that moment, as he stood with her, holding her hand in his, Simon's mind was made up. He wanted her, wanted her more than he had ever wanted anything else in his life.
For weeks Simon was distressed when he wasnât able to find her again. He wished he could have gotten her number or asked her on a date but as soon as the bomb was diffused and everything was under control they were called back out to another mission.
But Simon didn't forget about her. In the quiet moments of the night, when the mission and the chaos of life had momentarily subsided, his thoughts would drift back to her. He could still remember the way she looked at him, the way she felt in his grasp, and the soft sound of her voice as she fumbled her words.
Simon was a patient man, but the wait was getting harder each day. He yearned to see her again, to hold her close, and to tell her how much she had unexpectedly changed his life.
He had fallen so helplessly in love with her as if he was just meant for her.
Luck was on his side though he knew that much. Who knew a month later he would find her attending the same wedding.
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âYou want me to walk you down the aisle?â (Y/n) looked at her cousin's soon-to-be-wife surprised.
âYes,â Farah nodded her head with a sweet smile on her face. âAlex and I have talked, my brother and family are all gone, we want you to be the one to walk me down the aisle and be beside me as we get married.â She hummed. âYouâve accepted me like Iâm your own sister and I trust you.â
(Y/N) felt a rush of emotion as Farah spoke. She didn't know if she was worthy of such a role, but she couldn't bring herself to reject Farah's heartfelt request.
"Oh, Farah..." (Y/n) began, her voice filled with an emotional waiver. "If you would like me to walk you down the aisle, then I will gladly.â She sniffled.
âYou made her cry.â Alex chuckled.
âShut up Alex!â (Y/n) huffed. âIâve always been emotional, you know that.â
Alex sat beside her as he hugged her tightly. âI know, thatâs what we love the most about you.â Farah didnât hold off as she jumped into the hug as well.
When it came to walking her down the aisle (Y/n) looked at Farah and smiled. Her Abaya was so beautiful and her make up was natural.
âOh Farah, you're so beautiful.â (Y/n) exclaimed as she looked at the beautiful bride.
âYou think so.â Farah said, showing a bit of nervousness. Who wouldnât be? This was such an important day.
âI know so.â (Y/n) smiled, reassuring the woman. âAlex will ball his eyes out and then we can call him emotional later.â (Y/n) teased gently.
âThat sounds like a perfect plan.â Farah giggled softly. The two straightened up when the music started playing, leading for (y/n) to open the door as she started to walk Farah down the aisle.
Guests were seated all over the place as they stopped and looked at the two women. They were gaping at the beautiful bride as they should be. Farah was gorgeous. But one person couldnât keep his eyes off of (Y/n). A month of being tormented by her in his dreams Simon was finally able to lay his eyes on her once again.
Simon's heart skipped a beat as his eyes landed on (y/n), walking down the aisle beside Farah. It was a sight to behold. His breath caught in his throat, his mind racing as he tried to process the wave of emotions crashing over him.
He had been waiting so long to see her again, and here she was, looking even more beautiful than he remembered. He couldn't tear his gaze away from her, his heart pounding against his ribcage. It was a whirlwind of emotions and he couldnât contain himself as his eyes were set straight on (y/n).
He couldnât believe his luck, from thinking he would never see (Y/n) again to seeing her a month later at Alex and Farahâs wedding.
Simon had barely been able to contain his excitement as he watched (Y/n) walk down the aisle with Farah. It felt like fate had stepped in and given him a second chance. As he sat in the ceremony, the significance of the moment settled in his mind.
He watched (Y/n), his gaze flickering over her again and again, as if trying to make sure it was really (Y/n) and not just a figment of his imagination. Throughout the ceremony, his eyes remained fixed on her, filled with a mixture of disbelief, excitement, and an undeniable connection.
He knew she wouldnât recognize him as he was adorned in a mask the first time he met her. He wasnât sure how to make her recognize him, but he knew he had to do something.
As the wedding progressed and the ceremony began Maria stopped Simon as she fixed his suit and tie.
âNow, lad, put yerâself together, sheâs a cutie.â Maria gave him a prep talk like the mother she was. âDonât be like John and put a little effort into it.â
âI put a lot of effort into it.â John corrected as he looked at his wife. He was a tad bit offended it seemed, but still it was very clearly obvious he loved his wife even with the comments she made about his lack of apparent effort.
âMr. Price,â Maria looked back at him.
âMy wife is correct,â John cleared his throat, backing off.
âSheâs been painting for a while.â Soap hummed as he looked at (y/n).
âSheâs painting a scene from the wedding.â Maria smiled. âI scoped the area for Simon already,â Maria nodded, âgotta see the lad get married and this little lassie is the one.â
Simon snorted as Maria was already exploring the area. Of course she was, she was a bit nosey too like the others, Gaz and Soap had been trying to get a better peek at her.
âTell her sheâs pretty, and ask her if sheâll dance with you.â Maria patted Simonâs chest as she had him all out together.
He glanced over at (y/n) seeing her giggle with Alex and Farah as the two hovered around her watching her paint.
âAlex.â She gasped as she looked at him. âDonât touch the paint.â She snorted. âItâs oil, it wonât dry for months sometimes,â she shooed him away. Ghost smiled as he watched the woman stand up to the tall American.
Simon glanced at Maria, his expression torn between gratitude and trepidation. He appreciated her support, but the thought of approaching (y/n) was nerve-wracking. He wasn't used to expressing his feelings, especially in such a vulnerable way.
"You make it sound like it's an easy task," Simon retorted, his voice dripping with his usual stoicism, but there was a hint of uncertainty beneath it.
âIt is an easy task, dear.â Maria dusted his shoulders off as she smiled at him nodding. âJust approach and ask for a dance.â She brushed off his worries.
Simon took a deep breath, steeling himself with Mariaâs words of encouragement. He knew he was overthinking things, but when it came to you, he found himself second-guessing every move he made.
"Alright, alright," he muttered, straightening his suit. "Just ask her for a dance. How hard can it be, right?"
âRight!â Maria gave him a thumbs up. âLook at that John, our oldest is spreading his wings.â
âWe adopted them, didn't we?â John looked at his wife deadpanning. He had three kids of his own, he didnât need three more, grown adult kids.
âWe did,â Maria said so proudly.
âOf course we did.â John hummed. âCourse we did.â
He found it impeccably hard. He was fearful to approach, afraid he would muck up something. Each step he took towards (y/n) felt laborious, his body tensed with nerves. With every stride, he mentally practiced what to say, how to say it, and how to navigate the situation. He was acutely aware of the fact that he rarely put himself in such vulnerable positions, and it made his blood thrum with a mix of excitement and fear.
As he approached (y/n), he tried to maintain his usual stoic facade, but there was no hiding the way his heart was drumming against his chest.
But then he walked right past her and grabbed a whisky from the bartender as he looked more afraid than anything else. He was sure he was terrifying to look at with his scars from war and his stoic look that adorned his face.
âOh how smooth,â he uttered as he grabbed the whisky and downed it in one swig.
She was so pretty and he wanted to make sure it was perfect. It had to be! It had to be perfect!
He scolded himself silently for being so afraid. He had faced battles, enemies, and death, yet here he was, intimidated by the chance to talk to a gorgeous woman.
He turned to the bartender and requested another drink, his gaze flickering over to where (y/n) was sitting, painting a beautiful picture. He downed the second drink even faster than the first one, trying to summon the courage he usually had in abundance.
âHaving a tough time with something, Lieutenant.â Farah surprised him as she peered up at the tall man.
Simon almost jumped at the unexpected sound of Farah's voice behind him, his already heightened senses amplified by his current state. He quickly turned, his expression schooled into the usual stoicism, but Farah could see the hint of vulnerability beneath it.
"No need to sneak up on me like that," he replied, a bit gruff, but his words lacked their usual edge.
âMy bad, my bad,â she smiled softly. âWhatâs got a lone wolf like you so flustered?â She smirked as she looked around the wedding venue.
Simon let out a frustrated sigh, knowing Farah could see right through him. He fidgeted uncomfortably, his eyes darting around the venue as if hoping for a distraction, but there was none.
"It's nothing," he mumbled, his voice barely above a mutter. But he knew that Farah was persistent and would pry it out of him eventually. He took another sip of his drink, stalling for time.
He had no time when Maria took it into her own hands marching up to (Y/n) with a sweet smile on her face. Simon felt his blood run cold. Farah watched as Alex was pulled from his conversation with his cousin as Maria made her presence known.
âOh dear god,â Simon groaned. âPut a bullet in my head now Farah.â
Simon's anxiety skyrocketed when he saw Maria approach (y/n), his mind racing with the possible outcomes. He took another swig of his drink, as if it could somehow quell the nerves, but it did little to ease his worries.
"I should never have let her talk me into this," he grumbled, his eyes locked on Maria and the woman as she initiated the conversation. "This is a disaster waiting to happen."
âYou have a thing for Alexâs cousin?â Farah hummed. âHow do you know her?â
Simon glanced at Farah, his expression betraying a mixture of surprise and resignation. He'd been caught in the act by Farah, and there was no use hiding it now.
"We met before," he muttered, his voice low. "During a situation..." He didn't elaborate, but the memory of that day was still fresh in his mind, the sight of (y/n) etched in his mind like a permanent image.
âTell me how you met my antisocial cousin-in-law.â Farah giggled. âAlex is always trying to get her away from her college classes and getting her out to meet people.â
Simon chuckled softly at Farah's description of (Y/n) as "antisocial," and it struck a chord in him because he found her shyness endearing. He took a deep breath before recounting the story of meeting her.
"It was during a...bomb threat," he said, his voice taking on a more serious tone. "We were called in to evacuate a library and disarm a bomb. She was there, working her shift, and...well, I couldn't take my eyes off her since then."
The memory of meeting (Y/n) was still fresh in his mind, and it played in his head like a film reel. Every glance, every touch, every word she said remained vivid in his memory. He could recall the way she looked, the way she smiled, the way she fidgetedâeverything about (Y/n) that had managed to captivate him.
Then (y/n)âs eyes met his as Maria pointed him out. He couldnât help but bristle at the fear of her hating the way he looked. As it was the last time she had seen him, he was in his mask and clearly doing work.
His heart hammered in his chest as he tried to maintain his composure. He was only failing as the heat rose to his cheeks and his stoic mask faltered. His eyes met (y/n)âs and the connection felt instant.
When her eyes met his, Simon felt a jolt of electricity run through him. The sound of the guests and the buzz of the venue faded into the background, and all he could focus on was the sight of her. "My pretty girl," he murmured to himself. He couldnât look away. His eyes were locked into hers and she was locked onto him.
For months she had been plagued by the man who helped her at the library, and this man had the same shape as him. As it was she had recognized the sergeant that had talked to him while she was stuck in her daze of confusion. Johnny, was that his name? Thatâs what she thought it was. She had recognized his blue eyes and Mohawk, but the man with the skull balaclava had been a mystery to her. She often dreamt of his voice. Hearing it constantly in her dreams.
âMr. Riley, get your arse over here.â Maria called to him as Farah giggled and pushed Simon forward.
Simon let out a resigned sigh as he heard Maria call out to him, knowing that he couldnât back out of it now. He steeled himself, taking a deep breath as Farah gave him a small nudge forward.
"You're enjoying this a little too much," he grumbled, shooting Farah a sidelong glance, before making his way over to (y/n) and Maria.
Alex stood to the side smirking knowing exactly what Simon was going through.
âHeâs as daft as any man, trust me my dear, but he has had his head in the clouds since you walked Mrs. Keller down the aisle.â
(Y/n) was too distracted as Simon looked away bashfully. She felt her heart beat out of her chest. âMrs. Keller?â She questioned quietly as Alex chuckled.
âWeâve lost her, give her a second to catch up.â Alex hummed knowing how introverted and anxious she was. Her anxiety zoned her out and made her mind a muddled mess. She was currently just that, a muddled mess. Who could blame her, she had Simon standing before her and he was a very attractive man, and most likely the man who saved her that day. His sweet and kind attitude towards her made her heart swell and she couldnât take him off her mind.
Simon chuckled softly at Alex's remark, his eyes flickering over to (Y/n), taking in her confusion. It was endearing how she was so lost in her thoughts, and he couldn't help but find it adorable.
He stood there, quietly waiting for her to process the situation, his eyes never leaving hers. The sight of her looking so overwhelmed yet so captivating made his heart skip a beat.
âFarah, Mrs. Keller.â (Y/n) came out of her daze . âWhat was the question?â She gulped.
âHasnât been a question yet.â Alex patted her back, âyou're too cute.â
âHereâs a question.â Maria smiled as she tugged Simon forward. âWould you dance with him? Heâs sweet, and heâs kind, and heâs handsome.â
Alex and Farah clutched to one and another as they waited for your response.
Simon felt his ears grow warm at Mariaâs blunt compliment, his cheeks flushing ever so slightly at her words. He looked at (y/n), his expression a mix of anticipation and hope, waiting for her response.
He couldnât deny that he desperately wanted to dance with her, to hold her close, and to make sure she knew he had been thinking about her since the library.
âYes.â It was quick but quiet answer (y/n) gave.
Maria kept rambling on. âHe saved you at the library, at least thatâs what Little Johnny has been saying.â she hummed slightly. âsaid he couldnât take his eyes off of you the entire time, Simon isnât like that, he strives to be concentrated at work, but you my dear distracted him. Iâm afraid soâŚâ she paused as she looked at (y/n). âWait, yesâŚyes! oh yes!â Maria was ecstatic.
Simon's heart pounded against his chest as he listened to Maria's words. He could feel himself blushing profusely, a rare moment of vulnerability in front of others. He averted his gaze from (y/n), suddenly bashful.
He had been trying to hide his fascination since the library incident, but it seemed like he hadn't done a great job, as Maria was making it abundantly clear.
âWell then,â (y/n) said softly, almost embarrassed. Simon couldnât make out if she was embarrassed by his fascination or something she had said or was going to say. Needless to say it was the ladder. âIâm glad I wasnât the only one with the fascination.â
Simon's head turned back sharply at her words, his heart skipping a beat as he processed what she had just said. The room seemed to fall silent for a moment as he let her words sink in, his eyes locked onto hers.
He felt a mix of relief and surprise that she had confessed to also having a fascination with him. It was a revelation he hadn't been prepared for, but it was one that filled him with a sense of hopeful anticipation.
âWell then, we will leave you twoâŚbe,â Maria smiled.
âOh! A secret piece of information,â Alex leaned forward looking at the two. âJust in the garden, thereâs a beautiful place to be.â He winked at the two.
âWhat does that mean?â Simon asked, looking down at (y/n). His eyes softened at her.
âI donât know,â (y/n) uttered. âI donât speak his language sometimes.â
âGet away, get away,â Farah laughed as she pushed him away. âI think he meant there is a good secluded place to dance.â She giggled as she took her now husband away from the two.
âOh,â Simon and (y/n) said in unison. The two looked at each other surprised and then giggled.
âShall we go dancing then.â Simon hummed. âMy love.â
âYes,â Simon's heart leapt at her soft agreement. He gently took her hand, his rough palm against her soft skin. He led her towards the garden, the crowd around them fading into the background. The music was just loud enough to hear but not enough to take away from the two of their conversations,
As he wrapped his arm around her waist, drawing her closer, he couldn't help but feel a mixture of excitement and nervousness. He had dreamed of this moment for a month now, and to finally have her in his arms was almost unreal.
The romance between the two was just unreal.
Simon and (y/n) moved together effortlessly, every step and movement in perfect synchronization. The world around them seemed to vanish, leaving only the two of them. He held her close as he led the dance, his grip on her waist firm yet gentle.
As the music played, Simon couldn't take his eyes off her. He marveled at the way her eyes sparkled in the soft light, the way her hair framed her face, and the way she fit so perfectly in his arms. It was as if the universe had aligned to bring the both together like this.
âYou're absolutely gorgeous, dead pretty my love.â He cooed softly as he dipped her down.
âYou're too sweet.â She smiled as she got all bashful on him. âYou're handsome as well, have been handsome since I first laid eyes on you.â She hummed remembering the library, now knowing this was the very man that had been so gentle and kind to her. He was the man who made her ooze for affection in her dreams from him and wake up to the harsh reality some mornings that she may never know him again. But somehow in some way, someone was letting their love story be weaved together intertwining their red strings together. The two knew from the start, this wasnât just typical love, it felt like they had known each other forever, this was a love that lasts and a love that only grew from here on out.
âGlad itâs the same for you as it for me, my pretty girl.â
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i saw the tyler fic u did where instead of him being impale, it was his gf! do you think u could do that but with aidenâs gf and the ceiling? đŤś
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A/N: is the title lyrics from Low by Flo Rida? Yes. Do I think Iâm hilarious for this? Also yes.
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Covering Ashlynâs ears with your own shaking hands as she trembles from the crazily loud bangs coming from Taylorâs shotgun.
Watching as she shoots the ever loving fuck out of the creepy massive centipede. â⌠Yeah, uh- Tay, it stopped moving.â Aiden nodded with an uncomfortably big smile, though his semi assuring words fell upon deaf ears.
Giving her a thumbs up as heâs crouched right beside you while you help Ash, having a hand on your shoulder and giving you light squeezes to comfort you or himself, you couldnât tell.
Taylor upon taking notice that creature is in fact deadâŚ. Hopefully⌠She lowers the gun as Logan comes up behind her, grabbing her shaking hand soothingly. âWe need to hurry in case it recovers.â He spoke reassuringly to the panting Taylor.
Watching the others rummage around the small office while you stood watch at the doorway, was a stressful experience having to keep watch to make sure no phantoms got in and keeping watch over Tyler (who was getting patched up by Ben).
.And no one could find the keys⌠âWhere are they?!â Taylor seethed, slamming shut another keyless drawer.
âCoach mustâve moved them again!â The brunette complained while starting to sigh through another drawer. âDoes he move them often?â Ashlyn asked doing her own searching.
âYeah, because idiots like Jay and Conner keep messing with them!â She scoffed. You wouldâve giggled at Taylor being so frustrated for what seems like the first time ever if it wasnât for your current situation.
You were leaning against Aiden who was fiddling with his army knife, flicking the blade out and flicking it back. âI feel a minor sense of Deja-vu.â He murmured in your ear while smiling to himself. It never failed to amaze you how your boyfriend could always smile no matter what was going on around him. âWe have 3 minutes left,..â Logan called out.
Ashlyn perked up at a certain sound her super hearing picked up on, she looked over at you and Aiden. âGuys, thereâs a straggler.â Carrot-top warned. Aiden sniggers, nudging you âYeah, I can hear it running.â
And with that he stabbed the smiling demon monster right in the face, making you cringe at the disgusting squelch sound it made pulling the knife out of the phantoms face. âGot it!â Aiden hummed enthusiastically, skipping over to Ash to show her the black substance it left on his knife.
She of course rolled her eyes, ignoring the blondes antics, her eyes falling back to you. âIs there anymore, Y/n?â She quipped in curiosity.
You peaked out the door, looking left and then right. âUhhh⌠nope, weâre good.â You answered, looking over your shoulder at her.
The walls and ground shook, âHuhâŚ?â You mutter to yourself in confusion. âEVERYONE GET UNDER SOMETHING!â You heard someone yell, you were too busy keeping yourself balanced to register anything else in the moment.
POP
The last thing you saw was Aiden reaching out to you, before the ceiling collapsed. âY/N!â He shrieked, racing towards you. Thatâs when it all went black.
âCâmon! Get her under the table!â Taylor helped Aiden carry you to the table, everyone crawling under it. Logan, Ben and Taylor hiding under the desk on the other side of the room.
Aiden cradled your body in his arms, rocking back and fourth with he was staring at your face in horror. Blood was leaking from your forehead, and it was also trickling from your nose.
Aiden was on the verge of tears as she wiped the blood from your nose, thatâs when he noticed your eyes were wide open and an unsettling grin stretched across your face.
In the real world Aiden shoots up from his sleeping spot, looking around the room until his eyes fell on your shaking form. âY/N!â He yelled out again. Which caught the attention from the adults in the room over, including your parents/parental figure.
Before he could even get to you, the adults were already around you. Trying to assist your violently thrashing form. You coughed and wheezed, âIâm okay! Iâm fine!â You assured the adults, while also trying to calm your heart and and breathing. â-M okay, reallyâŚ!â
Aiden pounced on you, hugging you tightly, muttering incoherent words while pressing small pecks to your hair and forehead. You leaned into his touch, tears welling up in your own eyes just like his own.
âDonât scare me like that again.â It was the first time youâve ever heard him sound so seriousâŚ
#school bus graveyard x reader#sbg x reader#aiden clark x reader#aiden clark x fem reader#school bus graveyard x fem reader#tyler hernandez x reader#ashlyn banner x reader#logan fields x reader#ben clark x reader#taylor hernandez x reader
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Movie Nights Headcanons With BF!Dean
⨠Dean Winchester x fellowhunter!Reader â¨
Minors! Get out of here! Please and thank you!
COOOOONTENT: definitely 18+ (a tiddly bit of spice) but very cute
A/N: readerâs supposed to be cis/fem BUUUT headcanons only mention âgirlâ a few times? Iâm working on my spicy gender neutral skills Iâll get there I swear
Oh also!!! I made my own icons, super proud đ
And please! Feel free to leave notes! They literally make my day!
Anyway, letâs get this party started!
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-movie nights at the bunker are few and far between, because, you know, hunting is exhausting
-however, when they do happen, theyâre the best thing in the whole wide world
-let me explain
-once you started dating Dean and moved into the bunker, some changes had to be made
-you had gotten a cute sofa for the Dean cave, somewhere for the both of you to sit because all that had been in there before you moved in was two dingy chairs
-at first Dean had protested in the sofa saying that it was âtoo girlyâ
-but you know how dads are with the pet that they never wanted??
-thatâs Dean and the sofa
-so once you guys get comfy with your favorite snacks and drinks, you snuggled up sitting crisscross in the corner
-heâll lay with his head in your lap, letting his bow legs rest on the opposite arm rest.
-he really loves laying on your thighs. This can be taken as you want it to.
-they really are his favorite pillows
-theyâre just so squishyyy
-anyway
-he loves when you play with his short hair. Itâs really comforting to him, and he really enjoys it
-this may or may not come from his love of you pulling it when heâs being a munch
-rom coms are his guilty pleasure. Heâs a sucker for Rambo and Top Gun. Also Back To The Future. Ofc he likes his horror movies too. Wonât make you watch anything you are uncomfortable with.
-might try to grumble when you pick, but if you give him some puppy dog eyes heâll shut up real quick
-heâs sugar sweet when heâs sleepy. No more defenses or cool guy wit, just Dean saying a lot of I love yous and being the fluffiest biggest stuffed animal of a man
-tends to fall asleep in your lap
-if he doesnât fall asleep heâs always chatting with you about literally whatever shows up in his pretty little head or talking to the movie
-âwho fumbles reese witherspoon?â said with full indignation (about legally blonde)
-âI think my man Freddie is blindâ (about Lainey in sheâs all that)
-itâs super cute, especially if itâs after heâs grumbled about watching the movie heâs commenting about
-now (nsfw ahead)
-the thing is
-sometimes this dude wants to watch a movie, but he also wants a specific kind of snack
-yk, one thatâs typically⌠white and sticky? And no Iâm not talking about sticky rice
-so if youâre wearing only one of his shirts and your underwear
-and heâs in a mood
-uhhh letâs just say he really gets the munchies
-his legsâll fall off of the sofa and magically his assâll land on top of them
-and oh em gee suddenly heâll be eating that pussy like he didnât just take down a whole bowl of popcorn
-and let me tell you, your hands arenât ever gonna even bother leaving that hair, cause youâre gonna need to hooooold tight
-other times itâs a little different
-maybe youâre being needy while you both want to watch the movie
-so heâll sit up, take down his pants just a little bit, move your underwear to the side and just sit you there. Keeping his cock nice and warm until the credits.
-cause you wouldnât wanna be a bad girl (cue jojo siwa) and move on him!
-but sometimes you just canât help itâŚ
-so heâll sigh heavily and pause the tv lethargically with great dramatics
-and then heâll rail you within an inch of your life, as he does (has to make sure his girl is sated and then some đ¤ đ)
-and hit play like nothing happened, keeping you sat right where you were
-honestly itâs a great time
-oh, also, blankets
-he loves blankets
-itâs his guilty pleasure, he buys them whenever he has some extra (stolen) cash and isnât with his brother or Cas
-cause obviously they canât know about his âgirlyâ habits
-but he has so many. Some of them have flannel prints, thereâs one with a bunch of Patrick Swayzes, one for every season, fluffy ones, scratchy ones, hand crocheted ones (major brownie points if you can somehow make him one)
-oh and back to snacks
-listen. You can tell him all about how much of a good idea it would be to eat healthy. Bring up all the stats and one of Samâs famous guilt trips too.
-but all it takes is a pout with those sparkly, gorgeous, mountain-ass green eyes
-and all of a sudden youâre baking brownies together, just because you actually have a second to do normal couple things
-and anyway, brownie batter kisses?? Worth it.
-oh
-and itâs not just movies, sometimes itâs shows
-and I mention this because sometimes those shows are the wiggles. And you know why theyâre the wiggles? Cause you twoâll sometimes sneak just a little bit of fun time grass into the brownies
-and the wiggles is just too much fun to watch when youâre uh⌠seeing sounds and hearing colors
-oh and also giggly high fun time sometimes ensues (WITH THE WIGGLES TURNED O F F you are NOT that blasphemous) (I hope)
-another one of the shows you get him to watch is Gilmore girls.
-he got hooked for three reasons:
1. he loves Luke (and no we donât know if he loves him or LOVES him) oh and Kirk. He wants to be best friends with Kirk.
2. heâs a sucker for fall vibes. Including pumpkin spice and Halloween, apple cider and ofc his flannels- so naturally stars hollow visually floats his boat
3. he thinks itâs hilarious that some dude named Dean looks exactly like Sam ( đ)
-oh and bonus- heâs really just a messy bitch who loves the drama and wants Lorelei to be happy
-ofc you two donât watch your shows as much, movies take priority, but when you do you binge them. Cause who knows when the next time youâll have time to see them is
-stupid supernatural warfare
-oh and he will always convince you to make a pie with him (NOT the sexual kind) (âŚsometimes the sexual kind) (đ¤¤)
-sometimes youâll host family movie nights, have Sam and Charlie and Cas and whoever else is hanging out around the bunker come
-most of the time a movie doesnât even get chosen but thatâs okay cause itâs still fun
-anyway, Dean is a cutie patootie sweetie sugar pie
-oh, and a munch
-I rest my case
-yeah thatâs basically it
If you have any ideas for headcanons, send a request! My box is always open!
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#dean winchester x you#dean winchester x reader#dean winchester fanfiction#dean winchester#dean winchester fluff#Dean Winchester is a munch#dean winchester headcanon#supernatural fanfiction#supernatural x reader#dean winchester smut
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Gonna drop this here before I completely disconnect from the outside world.
What aboutttt bestie Sasha introducing you and drugDealer!Ony at a party, only to find out yâall already know each other very, very well.
me and you like this frđ¤đ˝ we share a brain. you are me and i am you. i love you twinđŠ we gon use shy!reader for this one bc regular reader wouldâve been made it known that he was her manđ
âgirl letâs goooo. you wont die if you just lived a little.â your roommate sasha sighed as she watched you look yourself over for the third time. âi donât know sash. itâs a little short for meâ fingers toying with the fabric of the short skirt as you looked at your unrecognizable reflection.
you werenât really the type to wear this kind of stuff. going for a calmer, more covered up look rather than the cute skimpy outfits sasha would wear. but since this was your first party your roomate insisted you borrow some of her clothes. âgirl you look sexy as fuck. if i wasnât with connie iâd definitely hit that.â
sasha light tapped your ass before turning on her heals and leaving your room. âiâll be in the car bitch. donât take all night in here staring at yourself.â you sighed before picking up your purse and following her. as soon as the two of you walked in the door the smell of weed and alcohol hit you, making your scrunch up your face as you fanned your hands in the air to clear the smoke.
âno need to be doing allat girl. iâm getting you high tonight anyways.â sasha giggled as she watched your eyes widen. the two of you walked deeper into the party, eventually stopping in the kitchen for some drinks. you settled for a small cup of casamigos while sasha grabbed a couple shots of fireball.
you didnât get the chance to take a sip of your drink before sasha began pulling you towards the backyard. âwe gotta go cop some weed before we start.â you gave her a puzzled look. âconnieâs not here so where you gon get it from?â your question was immediately answered when the two of you stopped in front of a man leaning on the wall.
he was tall, about 6â3 wearing his sweatpants sagging a little under his briefs. his black tee fit snug, stretching a little as his arms flexed while he was lighting the blunt in his mouth. âony ony onyyyy.â sasha yelled as she gave the guy a side hug. âyoo sash. what you need?â
ony gave you a calm glance, eyeing you as he took a long hit from the blunt. sasha took his expression as confusion, explaining the situation to prevent any confusion. âoh!! ony this is my best friend and roommate y/nnn!!â she turned towards you, laying her hand on your shoulder to give ony an introduction as well. ây/n this is onyankopon. connieâs bestest friend and my backup plug.â
ony chuckled as he held his heart. âdamn thatâs all i am?â sasha sighed loudly before correcting herself. âand heâs my friendâ his large hand outstretched, waiting for you to shake it. your hand slowly connected with his, looking away shyly as his deep voice rang through your ears. ânice tâmeet you sweetheart. what yâall ladies lookin for tonight.â
sasha opened her mouth to speak, but was cut off by the sound of her phone ringing. âhello?âŚ.the fuck you mean?âŚ.ughhh okayâŚ.okayyy i hear you damn.â you and ony looked at her in confusion. âuhhh we gotta go. connie stupid ass left his gun in my trunk and he needs it now.â sasha rolled her eyes as she put the fireballs on the nearby chair.
you honestly didnât wanna go to connieâs, knowing damn well the two of them was gon end up arguing then fucking mad loud upstairs while you sat on the couch watching spongebob. ony could tell you didnât want to go by looking at your face offering to take you home instead. âi can take her. if you okay wit thatâ sasha immediately shook her head. âhell nah she donât know you like that. ian gon do that to my girl.â
ony shook his head as he watched you stand there with your hands behind your back, swaying from side to side as you quietly watched the two of them go back and forth. âsash i know how yâall be getting and i know she donât feel like sitting in the living room while you get your back blown out by my brother.â a giggle flew out of your lips as sasha gasped in shock. âoh my goddd yâall be hearing usss??â
the two of you nodded your head before sasha looked away in embarrassment. âyou okay wit going wit this bum?â brown eyes looking him up and down before a small smile crept on your lips. âi donât mind as long as you donât drive fast.â onyâs lips twitched into a smirk. gold grills peeking at you before he replied. âiâll drive at whatever pace you want.â
âoohhhh my godddd faster daddyyy.â you moaned as ony pounded into you. hand lying flat on your back as you drooled all over his seats. strings of your arousal kept the two of you connected as you started fucking yourself back onto his dick. âthatâs right mama throw that shit back. you know how i like it.â your ass clapped repeatedly on his stomach as you moaned his name.
âlove your lil outfit princess. look so sexy wit this skimpy shit on.â onyâs hand gripped the skirt that was bunched up around your hips. tugging on it to fuck you onto him harder. he took his other hand and landed two rough slaps to your ass. âooouuu mhm.â your ass poked out more are you prayed for more of the delicious contact. âyou like that mama? like when daddy spanks you?â
â y-yea. w-want daddy tâbe rough wit me.â ony smiled at your change in behavior. just thirty minutes ago you were quiet as a mouse, barely able to look him in the eye. but now here you were, getting your back blown out in the back of onyâs black srt, begging him to fuck you like a slut.
you and ony have been doing this thing for awhile now where youâd act like the two of you werenât well acquainted in public just to fuck each other like youâre married in private. since he was a very well known guy and you didnât talk to many people you came up with the idea to leave your little situation a secret.
trying to avoid the drama that came with having a fine ass drug dealer for a boyfriend. itâs been going well in your eyes, but ever since ony saw you all dressed up for this party he knew that tonight heâd have make you fold. wanting your sexy ass all to himself everyday and not just days you were alone and horny.
âi want you tâbe my girlâ he moaned as he stilled his hips. watching you continue to throw it back on him at a slow pace. his words made you look back at him, hips never faltering as you looked for a hint of untruthfulness in his eyes. âb-but people might-â
âion give a fuck about how people gon feel. i only want one girl and itâs you.â a moan slipped from your lips as ony began thrusting into you again. light brown palms pushing your back down again before slamming into you repeatedly. âauugghh onyyy.â your hand reached back and gripped his wrist, holding it tightly as you tried to endure the harsh strokes he fed you.
âbe mine y/n. that way you can be daddyâs girl every night instead of the nights you home alone.â your pussy fluttered at his words. you loved when he talked like this. âc-can i think ab-about it daddy?â ony leaned down to kiss on your neck. âtake your time mama. mâstayin wit you tonight anyways.â
ony ended up crashing at your place that night. chest full of tattoos facing the ceiling as he slept on his back. his black durag that he always left in your dresser fitting snug on his head. while you admired your new boyfriend you were interrupted by the vibration of your phone. âhello?â you whispered. âhey girl mâstayin over at connieâs. you get home safe?hope he didnât drive too fast.â you giggled as you glanced at onyâs sleeping figure, brows furrowed and lips parted as he slept peacefully in your bed.
âi got here fine. he drove really well-â the feeling of onyâs large hand pulling your back to his chest made you gasp before he spoke lowly in your ear. âwhy you so far away mama? when you stay at my crib you usually like to sleep on my chest.â his sleepy voice rang through the speaker, making sasha gasp. âoh. my. go-â
âsee you tomorrow girl byeeee.â you hung up, putting your phone on silent to hush the millions of texts sasha was going to send soon. you turned towards ony before lightly pushing him in his back so you could sleep comfortably on his chest. âgoodnight princess.â he grumbled before falling back asleep. you smiled, cuddling your face deeper into his inked chest. âgoodnight papa.â
#aot onyankopon#onyankopon x black reader#aot x black reader#onyankopon x reader#aot#aot smut#onyankopon x black!reader#plug!onyanopon#plug!ony
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OUUUU A REQUEST!!!
SMUT enemies one bed troupe with chris! GOD ID GIVE YOU MY KIDNEY FOR IT
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Pairing: Chris Sturniolo X Female Reader
Synopsis: Y/N hates Chris with every morsel in her body. Theyâre always fighting like children. Unfortunately one day her and Chris are stuck together for a 4 hour driveâŚ..I wonder what happens đŁď¸
Warningsâ ď¸: THIS IS SMUTTTTT, enemies to lovers ish, and just my favorite trope ever. This was long asf LMAOO, but I really loved writing it!đŤśđ˝
Song for the imagine: Friends- Chase Atlantic
â ď¸This is an 18+ story, so minors do not interact, or do??â ď¸
All of your friends have been here for too long
They must be waiting for you to move on (woo)
Girl, I'm not with it, I'm way too far gone
I was finishing packing for the trip I was going on with the triplets when my phone started to light up. I saw Nick calling me
âHeyyyâ I said picking up the phone
âHiii Iâm so sorry to call last minute, but is there any way you could pick Chris up?â He asked
âUhhh why do I have to pick him up?â I asked getting a bit annoyed
âWell heâs a fucking idiot and we thought he got in the back seat, but he packed his shit in the back seat and made it look like he was in there, so we drove off while he was in the showerâ Nick said laughing
âWow he really is an idiotâ I said laughing
âYeah and he was screaming at us over the phone, so would you be a doll and pick him up. Iâll literally pay you, so we donât have to turn back aroundâ Nick said
âDonât worry about paying me Iâll get him, but just know if he pisses me off enough Iâm leaving him on the side of the road to hike to Vegas aloneâ I said back
âThatâs fine I completely understand itâ he said laughing
âAlright Iâm almost done packing. Iâll head out in a few and go get himâ I said
âPerfect thank you! See you in Vegasssssâ he said before hanging up
A four hour drive with ChrisâŚ..I needed a gun actually. I fucking hated this kid and he hated me. We kept our distance at all fucking times, so having to sit right next to him and endure his annoying childish behavior was starting to piss me off.
After about an hour of finishing packing and making sure I had everything. I drove over to the triplets house which was like another 30 minutes. I really liked making Chris wait. I know he was getting so impatient.
I pulled up to their house and texted Chris that I was here, about 5 minutes later he came strolling out.
âDid you lock the doorâ I yelled out to him after rolling my window down
âIâm not a child of course I didâ he said rolling his eyes
âMmm are you sure about that?â I asked him
Chris rolled his eyes and walked back to the houseâŚ.he did in fact not lock the door.
âJust saved your assâ I said as he came back and hopped in the car
âShut the fuck upâ he replied slamming the door shut
âAwww whatâs wrongâ I asked putting the hotel in Vegas directions in and getting ready to drive off
âWell my dumbass brothers left without me, and then you take over an hour and a half to get to meâ he said huffing out
âWell if you werenât an idiot and didnât pack the car making it seem like you were in there, they wouldnât have left youâ I said driving off
âYeah whatever I donât careâ he said throwing his book bag to the back of the car
âWell weâre going to be driving together for 4 hours, and Iâd like to not be stressed out. I want to listen to my music and have a nice driveâ I said looking over at him
âConsider me invisibleâ he said lifting his hood up
âOh I consider you invisible on the daily, so this shouldnât be an issueâ I said coming to a stop at a red light
âIâm trying to be on my best behavior because Nick and Matt already talked to me about being nice to youâ he said huffing
âSo sad they have to talk to their grown brother about being nice to meâ I said giggling
âShut up alreadyâ he said putting his shoes on my dashboard and bending his knees
âAre you fucking crazy get your shoes off my dashboardâ I said smacking his legs
âOw you bitchâ he said dropping his legs and moving away
âDonât call me that, and this isnât your car so show some decorumâ I said rolling my eyes
âDecorumâŚstop using big wordsâ he said getting upset
âJust have respect for my shitâ I said huffing out a breath of annoyance
We were an hour and a half in to our drive, and Chris was chewing his snacks like an animal, burping loudly, playing his videos at max volume, talking on the phone at max volume.
I was being very patient, but he was making my skin crawl with anger. My last straw happened when he skipped my songs until he landed on something he liked
âUh noâ I said smacking his hand away
âWhat?â He said laughing
âI can put up with the loud chewing, the obnoxious volume of your phone and the burping, but do not touch my fucking stereoâ I said glancing over at him
âYour music is fucking assâ he said shrugging his shoulders
âOh sorry I donât want to listen to songs solely about fucking bitches and selling drugsâ I said rolling my eyes
âThatâs not the only music I listen toâ he said
âSure seems like itâ I said
Chris reached over and changed the song again
âHANDS OFF IDIOTâ I said getting annoyed
âYOUR MUSIC IS SHITâ he yelled back
âShouldâve brought your own headphones thenâ I said
âI didâ he said
âSo then where are they?â I asked him
âIn my other bagâ he said in a whisper
âYES in the other bag your dumbass packed in the other car ahaha now you have to listen to my musicâ I said laughing at him
âYeah whateverâ he said rolling his eyes
Chris reached over to skip to the next song
âDONTâ I said sternly, he ignored me anyways and pressed next
âDonât change this one I like itâ I said putting the volume up as Thinkin Bout You by Frank Ocean started to play
âI like this song tooâ he said sitting back
âYou like this song? Yeah rightâ I said laughing
âNo I do I swearâ he said
Chris and I sang along to the song. I can say in the three years that Iâve known Chris this was the most pleasant time weâve ever shared, and who thought it would be over Frank Ocean. We even sang to each other in a joking way completely forgetting the hate we both share for one another.
We were now 2 and a half hours into our drive when suddenly traffic came to a complete stop.
âWhat the fuck?â I said looking at my google maps
Suddenly my google maps time went up another hour
âA fucking hour slow down?â Chris said with his jaw dropping
I called Nick to see where they were at.
âHey where are yall at? Weâre stuck in an hour slow downâ I said
âHey, we're a little over an hour away. We got stuck in that slow down half an hour ago but it was only 20 minutes it looked like a 8 car accident or some shitâ he responded
âGod damn I donât know if I can sit in an hour slow downâ I said
âSee how long you can stick it out, and if not just get a hotel and meet us in the morning. Iâll talk to the front desk people in Vegas and see what I can doâ he responded
âOkay yeah thanksâ I said
We both hung up. We were sitting in stand still traffic for a good 25 minutes when Chris started to annoy me.
âIâm hungry and I have to peeâ he whined
âYeah me too, and you donât see me complainingâ I told him
âMaybe we should get a hotel roomâ he said
âMmm or we can wait it outâ I said
âIâm going to piss my pants in your car thenâ he shrugged his shoulders
âCanât you hold it for another 35 minutes holy shitâ I said getting annoyed
âNo I canât. Thatâs fine Iâll just hop out right now and whip my dick out and just pee infront of everyoneâ he said unbuckling his seat belt
âYouâre not embarrassing me like thatâ I said stopping him
âWell then the choice is yoursâ he said smiling at me like an asshole
âOh my god youâre insufferable fine, Iâll get off right here and find a hotel or some shitâ I said
I drove to a gas station first filling up my tank while Chris ran in to pee and get more snacks. He got back in the car and I went inside to pee too.
I got back in the car, and drove to the nearby hotel google maps showed me. We both hopped out and walked in.
âHi welcome inâ the lady at the front desk said
âHi, how are you?â I asked walking closer
âIâm good, checking in?â She asked
âActually I was wondering if you guys had two rooms available, or at least a room with two bedsâ I asked her
âI can check, but Iâm not so sureâ she said
âThatâs fine! There a bad slow down on the highway, so we figured we just pull off for the nightâ I said nodding at her
âOh that sucks! Let me check for youâ she responded again
I walked over to Chris and told him she was checking. We sat in silence while we waited for her to check the system
âOh uh maamâ she said calling me over
Chris and I walked over to her
âSo we have a room, but itâs only one king size mattressâ she said
âOnly one bed?â I asked her my face dropping
âIâm afraid soâ she said
âAre there any hotels nearby that might have two beds available?â Chris asked her
âConsidering itâs a Friday night, many hotels are taken upâ she said
âThatâs alright weâll take the room, and heâll payâ I said nodding at her and patting Chris on the chest
He looked at me before titling his head and rolling his eyes.
I walked out to the car grabbing his book bag and my one suitcase.
We both went up to the room, and opened the door. Both sighing in defeat at the sight of one bed weâd have to share.
âIâm going to shower donât destroy anythingâ I said to Chris
I grabbed my stuff out of my suitcase and showered. Once I was done Chris showered also.
I tried to stay on the little loveseat and far away from the bed because I did not want to share it with him.
âMovie?â He asked
âIâm sorry, was that English? Are you two years oldâ I said getting annoyed
âDo you want to watch a movie stupidâ he asked rolling his eyes
âSure doesnât really matter to meâ I said rolling my eyes
Chris and I sat on the bed far away from one another as we watched a movie and ate our snacks. We watched two more movies before we decided it was late enough and we should get to bed.
Chris and I had brushed our teeth, and I decided I would sleep curled up on the loveseat.
âThe fuck are you doing?â He asked me
âGoing to bed what does it look like moronâ I said fluffing the pillow it
âItâs a huge bed big enough for the both of us to share, so put your pride aside and just come to the bedâ he said
âNo Iâm goodâ I said letting my legs dangle off the edge of the seat and slouching down
âSuit yourselfâ he said laughing before shutting the lights off
About ten minutes later I really wished I pushed my ego aside and laid in that damn bed. My back was curved in such an awkward way, my legs becoming numb because they were dangling and my neck hurting from straining
âIn pain I betâ I heard Chris say
âSays whoâ I spat back
âSays the fact you canât stay still and youâre keeping me awakeâ he said
âOh shut upâ I said getting annoyed
âJust lay in the bed Iâll literally put my head on the opposite endâ he said
âIâm not sleeping near your feet you sickoâ I replied in a hushed yell
âWell then pick your poisonâ he said
I huffed standing up cracking my back and neck before snatching my pillow and throwing it on the empty side of the bed
I laid down allowing my back to be aligned and I let out a sigh of relief
âIsnât it nice when you just shut up and listen to other people for onceâ Chris said in a whisper
âStop talking to me and shut your eyesâ I said back
He huffed out in annoyance and got silent.
I tried to fall asleep but my mind started racing. I was laying in bed with Chris only a foot away from me, he was shirtless and in his boxersâŚ..my heart started to race a little bit
Thereâs no denying that Chris is attractive. It's just when he opens his mouth I want to smack him, but also kiss him?? I donât know what Iâm thinking itâs late
We both had full control of this situationâŚI mean I could make a move but would he go along with it? I can feel his body heat radiating off of him and my body started to ache with an unfamiliar feelingâŚ..well a feeling I knew all too well, but this wasnât a feeling Iâve ever had for ChrisâŚ.
My throat kept running dry as I thought of all the possibilities that could happen had I just opened my mouth and told Chris I wanted to kiss him.
No! stand strongâŚ..itâs late at night you donât know what youâre thinking
âWhy are you breathing so hard?â Chris asked me suddenly
âI thought you were asleepâ I whispered back to him
âIâm trying too but youâre breathing like you just ran a raceâ he said back
âSorryâ was all I could whisper back
âNo smart comment, Iâm shockedâ he said
I looked over at Chris only being able to see the silhouette of him, and I could tell he was facing towards me.
âIâm too tired for all thatâ I said back
âYouâre acting weirdâ he said
âAm notâ I said my breathing getting quicker
Chris suddenly reached over placing his left hand on my heart
âWhy is your heart racing so fastâ he asked
âGet off of meâ I said pushing his hand away
âYouâre a weirdoâ he said
âYou everâŚ.you ever just think youâve made the wrong mistake in lifeâ I blurted out
âWoah deep talks with y/nâ he said laughing
âForget I said anythingâ I said rolling my eyes
âIâm kidding, yeah of course I do for some thingsâ he replied back
âI feel that way, but uhh but about youâ I whispered the last part
âWhat do you meanâ he asks
âLaying here right now my heart is racing and my breathing is getting shallow. To know that youâre so close yet so far away, and that I canât have you is messing with my headâ I told him
âWho says you canât have me?â He asks in a whisper
âDonât mess with my head Chrisâ I said shaking my head
Chris pulled me to face him and only then could I really see some of his features.
âWould it be wrong to kiss you?â He asked me
âNoâ I whispered out breathlessly
Chris ghosted his lips over mine teasing me
âI thought you hated me?â He said
âI donât know what I feel about you anymoreâ I said back
Chris rubbed his thumb on my cheek before connecting our lips in a long passionate kiss. A kiss that made all my hatred for him flutter away. This felt so wrong yet so right. Chris is not supposed to be mine, Iâm supposed to despise himâŚ.but in this moment I simply can not
Pulling away we looking into each others eyes, our noses touching
âWould it be wrong to say I want more?â I asked him
âNoâ he whispered to me
âChris I need you right nowâ I said running my hands up his toned arms and to his neck
Pulling him in to reconnect our lips as my hand ran through his hair
âGod I hate that I donât hate youâ I said pulling away
âWhy do you want to hate me?â He asks laughing lightly
âBecause itâs easier to hate than to have this burning desire for someoneâ I said
âI suppose thatâs trueâ he said
Chris leaned over allowing me to fall back on my back as he hovered over me. Leaving light kisses on my neck as he trailed his right hand up and down my body squeezing my hips
He reconnected our lips and slid his hands under my shirt cupping my breasts in his hands causing me to disconnect from the kiss to let out a small moan
I lifted up so he could remove my shirt for me and then reconnected our lips again. Slowly kissing my jawline and down to my neck leaving open mouth kisses down my chest and to the valley of my breasts
âAre you sure you want to do this?â He asked me
âYeah Chris I doâ I panted out
Chris kissed up the valley of my breasts and cupped my breast grabbing my left breast and swirling his tongue around my nipple
âOhhâ I moaned out lightly my fingers running through his hair
He moved over to my right breast doing the same thing. This action alone was making me so wet I began to shift under him and whimpering out
Chris kissed down my stomach kissing over my clothes pussy causing me to grip his hair and moan out his name
He came back up and helped me slip out of my underwear
Running his hands up my legs and to my thighs giving them a squeeze
âPlease Chrisâ I said
âI knowâ he whispered back
Chris slipped his own boxers off and slowly stroked himself, leaning forward on his forearm his used his right hand to guide his dick to my entrance
Slowly pushing himself in, his breathing hitching at the feeling.
âFuck y/n you feel so goodâ he panted out as he bottomed out
He allowed his right arm to lean near my head as he started to thrust into me, my legs spreading wider for him. And my right hand wrapping around his left bicep
He leaned his head into my neck, his hair tickling my face and his chain slowly sliding against my collar bone
His thrusts becoming deeper and harder causing my mouth to fall open
âOh fuck Chris this feels so goodâ I moaned out gripping the hair at the back of his head with my left hand.
âFuckâ he moaned out at this feeling
I leaned up a little more and wrapped my legs around his waist, his breathing becoming heavier sounding like a song in my ear. Our chests touch, sending shockwaves through my brain. Who wouldve thought fucking Chris would be this amazing
Chris thrust became faster and my moans fell out of my mouth with no signs of stopping. I never wanted this feeling to stop
âKeep going Chris Iâm going to cum soonâ I said raking my nails up and down his back
âOkay babyâ he moaned out licking his lips as he thrusted into me harder
I laid back down and Chris leans back a bit, placing my thighs over his own as he slammed into me
âFuckkkkkkâ I moaned out gripping the sheets above my head
Chris brought his hand down to rub my clit with his thumb causing my back to arch off the bed
âOh my godâ I moaned out shutting my eyes and letting my mouth fall open
With a few more thrusts I was beginning to shudder on Chrisâ dick.
âIâm going to cumâ I said
âCome on pretty girlâ he cooed at me
He rubbed faster, and suddenly my stomach tightened causing my thighs to shake and my eyes to screw shut
âFuck fuck fuckâ I moaned out as I came all over him
He helped me ride out my high as I tried to catch my breath. And soon he pulled out of me, stroking his dick a few times before painting my lower abdomen in his cum.
âFuck Y/Nâ he moaned out as I saw him lean his head back and his arm moving to help him ride out his own high
Chris caught his breath before getting off the bed, slipping his boxers back on and turning the lamp on
His eyes glanced over at me, my body in a sheen of sweat as I laid there limp and fucked out
Chris came back with a small wet towel to wipe me clean.
I slid my underwear and my shirt back on. Chris shut the light off and came in closer pulling me to his chest.
âIâm glad you hated me it made for some pretty hot sexâ he said kissing my cheek
âYouâre such a weirdoâ I said giggling
âA weirdo just for youâ he said back
Chris and I laid in one anotherâs arms talking a bit before we both fell asleep.
Our alarm for 6AM going off, so we could check out by 7AM. Chris and I had both showered and packed up our stuff.
I texted Nick that we were checking out of the hotel and heading to grab breakfast before getting back on the road. Thankfully it was only an hour and a half drive to the Vegas hotel.
Chris grabbed our bags and we walked to the car. He placed everything in and before letting me get in the car he gave me a kiss
âGod youâre so beautifulâ he whispered out
âYouâre so cornyâ I said rolling my eyes and blushing
Chris rolled his eyes at me and we got in the car heading through a Dunkinâ Donuts drive thru for breakfast and hoping back on the highway
We spent the rest of the car ride laughing and enjoying each other's music.
Who wouldâve thought sharing a king size bed would right our wrongsâŚ.
The End
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"is there a reason you're naked in my bed?" part 3
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cw: neighbor!dbf!joel x f!reader, smut, manipulation, misogyny (sorry), dubcon (but it's ok), penetration, oral m and f recieving, gun present, implied underage sex but it's not really, threats of violence, uhhh jumping from a roof? synopsis: you're on a terrible date and call your neighbor joel for help. he helps you out in more ways than one... a/n: this is my first attempt at smut, please be nice w.c. 3k lmao
part one + two + four
You try not to roll your eyes as your date, Jack, blabbers on about how much make-up turns him off, how he prefers his women natural, and how much of a womanizer he is.
The whole evening has been like this, only interrupted by him sending his friends at an adjacent table looks saying, "Oh yeah. Look at this catch. I'm gettinâ sum tonight." As if you're not sitting right in front of him and have eyes.Â
"I'm just saying," Jack continues, and you force yourself to listen. "Thereâs beauty in youth and innocence, right? Like, any man who says he wouldnât choose 18 over 25 is lying," He looks so full of himself, leaning back in his chair, spreading his scrawny legs as much as possible.Â
You want nothing more than to knock this guy off his high fucking horse and teach him some sort of lesson. Scare the creep and cockiness out of him. You've been mulling it over all night, pretending to listen to his awful misogyny, and you have a vague idea about what you could do, but it involves taking him home, and you're not sure it's worth it.
"Sure," you lie. "A lock that can be opened by many keys versus a key that opens many locks et cetera." The remark is meant to challenge him, but he bites.
"Right! You get it!" He leans forward on his elbows. "You know, I rarely meet girls as smart as you. Females can't usually," He taps a finger to his temple. "keep up with me."
That almost makes you laugh out loud. Who does this guy think he is? But you bite your tongue and smile politely, as he snaps his fingers at a waitress.Â
"Hey!" he all but yells. "I'd like to pay for the little lady and myself." You want to wipe the satisfied grin off his face, but instead you send an apologetic look to the poor waitress, and excuse yourself.
In the bathroom you take out your phone and set your plan into action.
YOU: I need your help.JOEL: Where's the body? YOU: On its way to your bedroom. JOEL: Keyâs outside.
All of the lights in Joelâs house are off as you approach, and youâre crossing your fingers in your pockets, hoping that means he understood your vague explanation over the phone.Â
"SoâŚ" You turn to Jack and gesture up at your neighborâs house. "This is me!"
He raises his brows, impressed. "Wow," he replies. "You live here? On your own?"
"Mhm," you humor him through a smile threatening to escape as a laugh. He grabs your hand pulling you towards him, but as he leans in to push his lips to yours, you swerve.
"Quick, before the neighbors see," You grab his hand and lead him up the stairs to porch, squatting down by the door mat. The key is there. You flash Jack a quick smile, before turning to unlock Joelâs front door.
Back in Joel Millerâs bedroom. Everything just as you last saw it. He really wasnât joking about not changing the sheets, you think, as you plop yourself down on the mattress.
Jack is quick to follow, throwing himself at you. His hands are all over the place, squeezing your tits way too hard, sucking himself onto your lips like a vacuum cleaner. You can barely get out of his grip enough to stop him from tearing at your shirt.
"You first," you say, out of breath, and he pulls his shirt over his head. He's... for lack of a better word, ripped. Breathing strained, he's flexing his washboard abs at you, and you're more impressed with the amount of time he must have spent working on it, than you are turned on. "Pants too."
He stands up, quickly undressing, before he starts pulling at your skirt. Ideally, you wouldn't let it go this far, preferring to not let him touch you at all, but he has already pulled your skirt and panties off, and placed himself between your legs on the bed.
"Want me to go down on you?" he grins. "I'm really good at it."
You disguise your laugh as a cough. "No that's fine, I'm good."
As if he didn't hear you, he disappears between your thighs, and starts lapping at you, slightly above the right spot.
"You like that?" he asks you, almost immediately. You don't.
"Mhm," you manage, biting down on your lips to stop from laughing at the absurdity of this guy's unjustified confidence in his own abilities.
âYour body is amazing,â he says, but before you can thank him, he continues, âlike a solid 7/10. If you shaved, youâd be an eight.â
Thank God heâs too busy doing whatever it is heâs doing down there, because you can only gape and roll your eyes at the backhanded compliment.
After about a minute of slurping, he asks you if you're close yet, and you just can't keep it in anymore. You let out a snort, and he looks up at you confused, but only for a second, because the next thing you know, Joel Miller bursts through the door.
Armed with a rifle.
"Get the fuck out of my house," he yells. Jack leaps to his feet, quickly gathering his clothes.
"Oh shit," he whispers, looking to you for help. You cover your mouth to hide your grin, playing along.
"Daddy!" you yelp.
"That's right," Joel replies, placing his foot on Jack's crumpled up jeans, just as the owner is about to reach for them. "That's my baby girl you're trying to fuck.â
Jack steps away, unsure of what to do. "I'm so sorry, sir, I didn'tâ I didn't know..." he mumbles. "Wait, how old are you?" He turns to you, hands in the air.
You feign innocence, thinking of the most scandalous number you could get away with. "16...?"
His eyes widen and he swallows harshly. "I'll leave right now."
"Yeah you will."
Joel stares him down, making no signs of moving from the doorway he's occupying. Jack looks back and forth between the two of you, unsure of what to do, before Joel breaks the silence again. "You can use the window." he cocks his head towards the second story window at the end of the room.
"What?" Jack looks at you again, genuine concern in his eyes. He takes a moment too long to move, because Joel yaps again, pointing the rifle at the half naked man.
"Move!"
And towards the window he goes. He pushes it open, one leg outside, looking back at you for support youâre not going to give him. Then he meets Joel's threatening stare, and climbs all the way out on the gable. Joel walks towards the window, watching as Jack slides down the roof, yelping as his feet hit the ground underneath.
Joel throws his jeans and shoes out after him. "And donât come back!" he bellows.
You're still laughing when he puts the rifle down and turns towards the bed.
"Too much? S'not loaded," he assures you.
"Kinda wish it had been," you giggle back.
He snickers and sits down next to you. You've covered yourself with his sheets but feel strangely at ease considering how undressed you are in front of him.
"You doin' alright?" With his brows furrowed at you, he looks genuinely concerned.
"Yeah, I'm fine," you smile reassuringly. He smiles back and lays down on top of the covers. âIt was funny.â
"Did I come in here too early?"
"No, you came in way too late," you laugh. It didn't bother you too much, but deep down you wish you had been interrupted before the asshole put his mouth on you.
"Oh..." Joel looks away, and you wonder if it's the light, or if he's actually blushing. "So, you... Did you... Finish already?"
It takes you a second to realize what he's talking about, and then you laugh again. "No, oh my god, no!"
You cover your face with your hands as you giggle, embarrassed, and feel the bed shift under his weight as he moves. When you look back up, he's right next to you.
Joel carefully brushes your hair behind your ear and leans down to plant a kiss on your shoulder. Goosebumps appear down your arms, and you shuffle under the bedsheet, feeling a rush to the pit of your stomach.
"Do you want to? Finish?" The question should have caught you off guard, Mr. Miller being your dad's friend, your neighbor through most of your childhood. But it doesn't. You already know you want to.
You nod slowly, and feel your breathing get heavier, as Joel's hand moves the covers away. You're still wearing your shirt, but you feel more naked than you have been all night.
Joel's hand continues down your thigh, caressing and squeezing lightly, and you press your legs together to alleviate some of the pressure building between them. Then he looks up at you, placing his other hand on your cheek, and leans in. For him you don't swerve.
His lips touch yours lightly, only a delicate brush, before he kisses you harder, properly. The force of the feelings arising in you takes your breath away, and you fall backwards onto the mattress. Joel follows, without breaking the kiss, landing carefully on top of you. As your mouths explore each other, you open your legs, inviting him between them.
The jeans covering his bulging erection is rubbing against your own growing need, and you could get off just like that, but you suspend it by shoving your hand between the two of you, cupping him. He groans into your mouth, just as you gasp into his at the feel of his size under your palm.
âFuck,â he murmurs, moving one of his big hands to explore your chest.
âBeen thinkinâ about you. About these.â He gives the breast in his hand a light squeeze, covering your neck and collarbone in light kisses.
âBeen thinking about you too, Miller,â you sigh back at the sensation. âFor years.â
He stops for a second, and you can feel him smile against your skin. Oh God, what did you just say.
âYears? Really?â
You can feel yourself blushing, the blood previously between your legs now in your face. Why did you say that?! You suppress the need to get up and knock your head against a wall over and over again.
Joelâs kisses continue, moving down to your belly.
âFucking clichĂŠ,â he looks up at you, grinning like a devil.
âWell,â His mouth is at your inner thigh now, giving it a careful bite. âI guess dreams really do come true.â
And then his tongue meets your wetness, moving through your folds, from your core to your clit, in one long movement. Your hands grip at his dark curls, as he repeats the motion, dragging soft moans from you.
Joel looks up at you again. âHe didnât do it like this, did he?â he says, mouth full of poise and pussy. His soft lips swipe your clit, and you stifle a laugh as you shake your head. No, he didnât. No one has.
The hard tip of his tongue caresses your swollenness, and you can see him moving a hand down to clutch at his own. The thought of him touching himself makes you even wetter. You long to see him, to feel him inside of you.
âJoel,â you moan, as you near your finish, but you donât want to go there yet.
He looks up at you, only his dark eyes visible over your pubic bone.
âJoel, I want you.â
He laughs softly at that. âYouâre having me right now, baby,â His thumb rubs at your center as he says it, causing you to grasp at the bedsheets. Not yet, not yet.
âI want you inside of me.â
He pauses, giving your sex a final taste before he sits back on his heels.
âI bet you do,â he says as he removes his belt and opens the zipper of his jeans. Theyâre strained around his hardness, and you sit up to knead his bulge, looking up at him with eyes full of compliance. He pulls his jeans and boxers down for you, his hard cock springing free, and you gasp at the sight of him.
He chuckles at your reaction, but makes no comment, other than pumping himself carefully a few times, nudging it towards your face.
âCome on, nowâ, he says, and you get closer. âGive it a kiss, get to know it.â
Itâs not like you havenât done it before, but youâve never wanted to like this. You kiss the head of his cock, before grabbing the base with your hand, placing little kisses all over his shaft as well, prolonging the tease. From the soft moans it elicits from him, you suspect he wants it as much as you do.
Joelâs own hand comes to join yours around him, carefully parting your lips with the head, silently urging you to quicken. So you go all in at once. You open your mouth, taking him as far back as you can, triggering your gag reflex, making your mouth fill with spit. He groans loudly at that.
âF-fuck,â he sighs, throwing his head back. âHoly shit, girlâ.
You smile, mouth full of him, and give him a few strokes with your fist while waiting for your mouth to re-fill with saliva. You go at him again, this time pumping him into your wet pit, head bobbing back and forth over him.
His hands grab at your hair, almost holding you back with the force of his grip on you.
âCareful, angel, careful,â he stutters. âYouâre driving me insane.â
Joel moves his hand to your jaw and carefully drags you off of him with a soft pop.
He pushes you back down on your back, his naked groin against your own, lowering the rest of his clothed body down to whisper in your ear.
âThis what you want?â
You swallow harshly, the taste of his dick still in your mouth. âYes. Yes.â
âYeah?â he repeats, teasing your opening. His eyes search for yours, and you meet his thirsty gaze.
âI want you.â
Itâs the confirmation he needs. He pushes inside of you, the stretch of his girth stinging pleasantly as he opens you up. A grunt escapes him as he bottoms you, and you yelp at the sensation. âAh!â
He pauses and looks at you. âYou good?â
You are. âYeah, itâs just a lot.â you admit. âYouâre⌠big.â
He grins at that. âJust tell me whatâs too much, baby.â
Grabbing his hips and pushing him back in, you grind against him. âSlow,â you say.
âHowever you want it, princess.â
He cages your head with his strong arms, the ones youâve been secretly pining for when youâve caught him mowing the lawn bare-chested through the years, and you squeeze his bicep, your other hand grabbing his neck and pulling him in for another kiss. He groans into your mouth as he lets you work him slowly in and out of you, and he pushes his tongue into you as well, filling you up where youâve so desperately craved him.
You move your hand down to touch your throbbing clit, sighing as relief washes over you. Youâre so close, you can feel yourself pulse around Joelâs cock.
âCome on, baby, you can do it,â he coaxes. âYouâre choking my cock so good.â
His words of encouragement send you over the age, and your back arches as you reach your climax. You feel him fighting with your body to stay inside of you, your walls clamping hard around him. Your breath catches in your chest, legs shaking, and as your orgasm nears an end, Joelâs hips slam into you over and over again, his pubic bone grinding against your sensitive clit as he fucks you hard. His breath quickens in your ear, nearing his own finish. His arms are snug around you, holding onto you for dear life.
âCome inside me,â you whisper, hands on his ass to let him know you donât want him to pull out. The words seem to hit the spot, because a second later he comes with a series of moans, and a few scattered âfucksâ and âholy shitsâ.
You feel his hardness soften inside you, twitching, sending aftershocks of orgasm through you, his and your own. His exhaustion quick in his clothed chest, pressed firmly against your own. You donât dare to move, worried itâll send him the wrong signal, that you want him off you. You donât. So you lay still, breathing softly through your nose.
Joel kisses your cheekbone as he rolls over, covering you both with the comforter, and you snuggle into his side. A minute goes by, only filled with your eventually calm breathing, before Joel turns to you.
"Was it everything you thought it would be?" he jokes.
You punch his shoulder and bury your face in you chest as you both giggle at how the evening has ended. His hand carefully plays with your hair. You turn your head upwards to plant a kiss on his cheek, his stubble tickling you skin.
"Don't get to comfortable," he huffs, and moves his hand from your hair to caress your arm which lays draped across his midriff.
"Why?" you reply without looking up at him, hoping the disappointment isn't too obvious in your voice.
"Promised your old man I'd help set up his new DVD player tonight," he says. "So don't fall asleep on me 'cause I gotta get back up soon."
You close your eyes in relief, comforted by the fact that he didn't mean "don't get comfortable with us, with this".
"We probably shouldn't arrive together, anyway," he continues. "You're supposed to be at a terrible date, remember?"
You sit up on your elbow, looking at him earnestly.
"If you go over first, will you promise to comfort me when I come broken hearted and crying through the door right after?"
He chuckles at that.
"'Course I will." He sits up too, planting a kiss on your hair, before getting out of bed. He tucks himself back into his underwear, still fully clothed, grabbing a shirt that hangs over a chair in the corner of the room.
"Give me 15," he says, buttoning his cuffs, heading towards the open bedroom door.
He looks back at you tangled in his sheets, and nods towards you.
"Gotta change 'em tonight," he decides. "Next time I want just you and me on them."
He winks at you, and closes the door behind him.
a/n: screams what did i do
thanks to @toxicanonymity for the date's name lmao
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heâs a monster
vampire!conner x reader
summary: after thinking you escaped an encounter with a vampire, he continues to show up in your life. what does he want from you?
content/warnings: lots of descriptions of blood, a gun is pulled on you, uhhh stalking?, I swear itâs not as bad as it sounds, r has contradictory thoughts, angsty conner, setting up a future relationship potentially?
word count: 2.7k
a.n. had an idea and I completely fumbled it
It was late, dark, and gloomy. Usually the park is completely empty at this time. Not tonight. In the dark crevices of the tall trees you see a man.
Heâs on top of someone, a sickening slurp erupts the otherwise quiet area.
He hears your gasp, turning abruptly in your direction.
And...oh god. Blood. He's got blood all over him. Yet the place that strikes you most is his mouth. The red glistening around his mouth and his bared teethâfangs.
Fuck. You're done for.
He stares straight at you, his gaze piercing, eyes red.
The worst part is, even if he wasn't a vampire he'd still be a danger. He's huge, tall and all muscle. He was probably incredibly fast even before becoming what he is now.
A monster.
You're scared shitless and that fear only increases tenfold when he makes his way toward you. His steps are slow but the leaves cracking under his harsh stomps make you flinch.
He's coming for you. You're his next victim.
You're not sure what to do, running wouldn't matter, would it?
You walk backwards, turning your back to him would only do you harm. You'd be faster with your steps but you want to give yourself enough time to feel out a pesky tree branch that could potentially trip you.
"Waitâno. Y-you don't have to do this. Please!"
You hold your arms out in a placating manner. You're trying to tame a beast here, what else are you to do? It's your only attempt at keeping your life. But again, it wouldn't matter, right? Whatever you do now will only delay the inevitable.
His steps stutter, eyes narrowing.
It's the most human he's looked thus farâobviously it is, you remind yourself, heâs a literal monster.
He picks up his pace. And that alarms you, your backward steps growing faster.
"Wait! I'm serious, you don't! Youâwe-" what can you say? You're only delaying the inevitable.
And fuck. You suddenly trip on a branch. You're fucked!
You look up at him, having accepted your fate. Your face no longer shows fear, but if someone were to read minds they'd see you were positively shitting your pants. He's only a few feet away now.
You're not ready to feel his sharp canines sink into your neck. To feel the venom spread through your body. To go through that agony. You don't want to feel the life leave your body. Not yet.
The manâmonster stands over you. It's a true 'predator stalks over its prey' visual. His red eyes glint, he only stares for a few seconds. His teeth bare once more as he starts to bend down to your level.
You panic and blurt out more nonsense, you're only delaying the inevitable.
"You're...you're more than this. More thanâ" your breath hitches, "more than a monster."
It's bullshit, it's a lie. Because he is a monster. His last victim is less than a mile away from you.
And yet, the statement seems to be the perfect thing to say. He stops at his place now crouched above you, eyes no longer predatory and angry.
But wide and confused. He almost looks...vulnerable? Innocent? The words are completely wiped from your mind when you look at his mouth once more. Blood from the last person who was in your place dries on his lips.
Definitely not innocent.
And within seconds he's gone.
Holy shit...you just survived a vampire attack. Would one count that as an attack? You're too shocked to care.
You get home that night unable to sleep. Eyes wide at your ceiling. Then staring out your window, looking at the full moon and wondering how and why. What even was that? Did that really happen? Was it a sick dream? Or...what if you did die by the vampire's hands and this is a way of coping with your own death?
You get your answer that morning when a worried friend calls, claiming you never replied to their 'text me when you get home!' message.
Probably because you almost didn't make it home. Probably because you almost died.
But you didn't.
~~~
You see him again the next week.
But it's not at the same park, it's during a late night stroll. In between where the two lamp post lights don't hit is a man engulfing another body...with a form very familiar to you.
Oh shit.
There's no way you've ran into a vampire again! The same one no less.
You're about to turn back around when he turns your way. His eyes are just as red and enraged as last time, body heaving, and fangs glistening with fresh blood.
Only he doesn't discard his victim like last time to stalk his way over to you. His face softens and he looks back to the poor man who lies still in his arms, then back to you. He gently places the man on the concrete floor and looks down almost...regretfully.
It's weird. So so weird. And this time you do run, because if you're bumping into the same vampire twice, it has to be a sign. The universe is telling you something. If he really wants your blood he'll chase after you.
He doesn't and you make it home safely. Again.
~~~
You swear to yourself you see him all the time now. And not caught in circumstances like the first two encounters, but bleeding into your everyday life. You're not going crazy, right?
It's never close enough for you to really tell, but his huge stature leads you to believe it could be him.
He's across the grocery storeâ"searching" through the aisles, on shady rooftops, standing across the street from the cafe you're a regular at, in creepy alleyways watching...
Maybe you are going crazy. But his red eyes are unmistakably there.
Or maybe you're just paranoid.
You don't get your answer until another three weeks go by. Of seeing the monster, who unfortunately has become more man due to seeing him blend into your life.
You've been sitting at your favorite cafe for two hours now, typing away on your computer. Your papers are scattered across the booth table, a mere minute ago your pen flew off. You couldn't be bothered to get itânot when your fingers on the keyboard were trying to catch up with your brain.
And all of the sudden, a tall figure is seen in your peripheral. It takes you all of five seconds to figure out whoâwhat it is. You jump in your seat, despite having seen him all around lately (they weren't visions right? not when he was standing right in front of you) his presence will never not make you queasy. After all, he is a blood sucking monster. One that could take your life in seconds.
How is he just casually in the cafe?
"Here," and in his outstretched palm is your pen.
Your body merely flinches this time, so slightly it's not noticeable. It's the first time you've heard his voice. The first noise that came from his mouth that wasn't a growl or squelch of blood and flesh.
You shiver at the thought.
Your blank (and terrified) stare seems to make him uncomfortable?
You're not used to that. Usually when hearing stories of vampires, they're described as terrifying, angry, beasts. Ones who know no emotion.
And yet every encounter he's shown some sort of vulnerability...or maybe you're just bad at reading peopleâno. He's not a person, you have to remind yourself.
You gulp down your fear (though it persists) and look around.
Maybe he's been stalking you, preying on you in attempts to trap you. To finally have his chance. But if he tries anything, there will be enough people around to help, right?
You slowly reach your hand out for it. Fingers barely grazing his palm, you shiver.
You don't have enough time to get ahold of your pen before he drops it to the table and rushes out. Not as fast as he could have given his abilities as a vampire.
Weird. And you're left with a fuzzy brain, how and why is this happening to you?
~~~
He keeps showing up. He doesn't get as close as he did at the cafe, but he's close enough for you to confirm it's really him. You can see him properly now, and it's so much different than before. He looks normal out here. Granted, he doesn't usually stick to large crowds and stays where the light can't find him. But, it's nice to see his soft expressions rather than the blood covered face you have nightmares about. He keeps his mouth in a downturned position, eyes no longer sharp and piercing. And when you catch those red eyes, he immediately looks away, sometimes even running away.
You can't understand why this is happening. Why why why.
What does he want with you?
~~~
It was turning out to be a bad night.
Completely shitty. You're walking home from a hard day, it's time like these when you wished you had taken up an acquaintance's offer to carpool.
And out of nowhere a man snags your bad from your shoulderâor tries to. You hold onto it, the whole thing turning into a game of tug of war.
He's not a very good thief, you think, until he pulls out a gun. Well shit.
The man doesn't get more than two words out before he's pinned to the ground.
Your mind blacks out at that moment, stuck between your fight or flight instincts yet none are kicking in.
It's a while before your...savior stands tall before you. And what do you know? It's him. Mouth covered in blood for the third time. You don't see his fangs this time around though, his lips are sealed.
You gape at him, mouth trying to either form a sentence or scream. You're not quite sure yet.
He simply stares at you, wiping the red from his mouth.
"...Thank you."
"I didn't do it for you, I did it for myself," he's quick to retaliate. You don't believe him. And it's crazy to think, you a month ago would have ran for your life while he was distracted with the now dead man on the floor. You would have believed he was doing it out of hunger and self preservation.
But with everything that's happened? You can't help but think he did this just for you. He could have picked out any victim he pleased, yet he chose the man harassing you. The one with the gun to your head mere minutes ago.
He's had multiple chances to target you. And he still hasn't. But why?
He nods at you and breezes away. Your mind, just like always after an encounter with him, races. But you continue your venture home.
You get the creepy feeling of being watched the rest of the way, but you know it's only him. And that (maybe) he means well.
~~~
The next time you see him he looks worse than he usually does. How the hell is that even possible?
He doesn't just look pale, he looks gray, as if he's a decaying, walking body (although isn't that true in a way?). He looks...weak.
He simply stares at you, unmoving.
It's the same spot you first "met" him. You think it's a stupid coincidence.
You approach him slowly. The leaves crunching under your feet alert him, like he's suddenly snapped out of a daze. And he slowly backs away.
Very reminiscent of your first encounter. Only this time he's the one trying to get away from you. It's poetic in a way.
"Wait! I want to talk to you." You're done being scared and in the dark. He clearly wants something from you, right? You're going to find out why he can't seem to leave you alone.
He shakes his head frantically.
"Go away."
"Uh-uh. You're the one that's stalking me-"
"I'm not stalking you-"
"Oh yeah? How have you magically been at every corner I've turn this past month?"
"I'm not."
"You think I don't notice but I do. I'm not stupid."
"I never said you were."
It's an impossible conversation you're having, so you stay quiet.
"What do you want from me?"
He goes silent. He looks strung up, body impossibly tense, fists clenched.
You wait patiently for an answer, hoping he's thinking of how to explain his behavior to you.
"Nothing." Great. He apparently wants nothing from you. Just great!
You're not sure what to say to him now, you should probably leave. If he won't be honest, what's the point of staying? But you're hoping to drag something out of him. So you continue the conversationâ
"You look...bad," and immediately you cringe. That was definitely not the right thing to say.
"Haven't eaten in a while."
"Oh. Why not?"
"Why do you ask so many questions?"
You scoff, "Really? I'm allowed to be curious about the vampire that's been following me around."
He's silent again. And it's starting to sink in that you won't be getting answers from him.
"I'm sorry for...bothering you. I'll leave you alone."
Oh. It was that easy?
"I never said you had to but..." you're not sure why you're still trying.
"You should eat."
He taken aback by your words, what do you mean?
"...You're encouraging a monster to feast on your kind?" His emphasis on the word sounds like he's looking for an answer.
"No! I just meanâI don't know! You shouldn't starve yourself for whatever reason you are. Find a deer out here or something. Drink it's blood. Your only source of blood doesn't have to come from us." Your words don't attempt to disagree with his use of monster. You don't think twice about him calling himself one, because why would you?
He looks down at your words. His dejected demeanor tells you it's not the response he wanted.
"Animalâs blood isn't as good."
"Well why stop drinking human's blood anyways? Not that I want you to drink our blood but..."
He shrugs again and you take that as your sign to leave. This whole thing was a waste of time.
You turn to leave, and that's how you know there's been a change in the way you see him. The first time you saw him, you made sure your back wasn't turned. To keep an eye on the monster. But you don't think twice when turning your back this time. Do you really trust him now? Is he not the monster in your mind once believed him to be?
"Don'tâ" his arm flies out to grab you, but he keeps his distance. The funny thing is, you didnât flinch seeing his outstretched arm this time. Didnât jump at the closeness. He doesnât scare you anymore.
He clears his throat, and only then does it dawn on you.
Youâve been calling him âhimâ, âheâ, âvampireââŚmonster. He has no name, you donât know it.
He hasnât tried to harm you in any way (not since that first night), soâŚyou owe him that, right? Especially after he saved you the other night. Even if he claimed it wasnât for your benefit. It canât be easy on him to resist his thirst for blood when youâre standing right in front of him (he looks drained and hungry, thereâs no way heâs not craving it). For whatever reason it is, he refuses to hurt you.
And with all these realizations, you canât help but feel for him.
âWhatâs your name?â
Heâs been standing still, looking ashamed for reaching out for you when you made it clear you wanted to leave. He perks up at your words.
ââŚConner.â
You smile politely and nod. âIâll see you around, Conner. Make sure you eat, okay?â
You canât be sure, but his mouth twitches slightly and you want to say itâs a suppressed smile. Youâll take it.
Conner doesnât stop you this time. Doesnât call out for you, doesnât follow you to make sure you get where you need to in one piece.
You get home safe and feel as though a weight has been lifted.
Call it delusional, but you have dreams that night about the man who seems to have a soft spot for you.
will there be a part 2? probably but DONT COUNT ON IT! đâźď¸
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"I don't like you"
I wrote this a long time ago like back in 2022, sooooo if it's bad don't blame me. Blame past me. ANYWAYS enjoy :) Rule and stuff should be coming out soon...
Pairings: Yoru x Fem!Reader
Warnings: NSFW, uhhh i cant think of anything else
There were three mirror agents left, the only two people on your team left being you and Yoru. Spike had already been planted. Your back was against the wall as you held the vandell in your hands towards the entryway of the hall. âShe walks through here. Iâll have to hold my own until Yoru can show and helpâ Â or in this case finally help you. There had been no noise on comms for a long time. You were starting to think the lone wolf male was just waiting for you to get hurt so he could save you like some knight in shining armor.Â
Right as you were starting to get into deep thought the mirror Skye walks into view. Three shots are fired, and the body of Skye is on the floor. You breathe. That's when you hear the two other pairs of footsteps. You took your moment and started to run, bullets were flying past.Â
âCan I get a little help here!â you shouted into you comms
You quickly turned into another hallway a good distance from where you had killed Skye. You took the time to reload your gun and check for injuries, only one that you could find, a bullet graze from a phantom. âShit! At least it wasn't as bad as last time.âÂ
You thought about how you were going to get out of this situation you were in. you had no more tricks up your sleeve, you were solely relying on Yoru to do something. You were starting to get worried, what the hell was he doing. Exploring the city? You watch says he was still alive and good. So what truly was taking forever. Well if he wont do anything with you alive youâll do it yourself. You get ready to round the corner and start firing. Your foot shifted and you went to lean.Â
âIâll handle this!âÂ
You shifted back into the position you were before, back against the wall. You sigh, âTook you long enough!â Â you thought. The sound of gunfire was heard, along with Yoru calling out that one was down. You took this as your time to make your way back to spike to defuse.
You peek around a corner, the cost looks clear so you make your way to spike. You set your gun down next to it and pull out the diffuser and start defusing. You're halfway to defusing the spike, when you hear a pistol being cocked and the end of the barrel being placed on the back of your head. âShit! Not now of all times.â Â
âHow about you place that on the ground and I'll think about letting you keep your head.â The mirror Killjoy says. You place the diffuser on the ground next to you.Â
âLet's not get too hasty.â you say with your hands up. You started down at the spike, its beeping was getting faster and it was making a lot more noise. You saw something blue out of the corner of your eye. You have to buy a little more time.Â
âHey , I know you have a whole reason for doing this but, I really donât want to die directly in front of the bomb.â you say
âOh really, well mirror you don't have a problem with it.â she says, you hear a light sarcasm in her voice.Â
âOh really, well if you canât tell weâre actually quite different.â you say pushing your head back farther back onto the barrel of the pistol. You hear her hum as a response. You heard the little swirl noises from Yoru when he's in the dimensional drift. You slowly start reaching for the pistol strapped to your thigh. You grab towards it as if you were going to pull it out.Â
âSurpriseâ Yoru says as he exits the dimensional drift. You swiftly turn around and grab the pistol out of Killjoys hands before her body falls to the ground.Â
The spikes beeping was getting alarmingly faster and the noises coming from it were loud too. You picked up the diffuser and went back to defusing the bomb.Â
âShit!â you said. The spikes beeping was getting faster and faster.
âHurry up, all this will be for nothing if you get us killed.â Yoru stays behind you.Â
âShut the fuck up.â you say. You could feel Yoru getting antsy behind you while you were defusing.Â
âI swear, if I die-â he was cut off by the successful defusal noise. You sighed.
You pressed a few buttons on your watch before you heard the Brimstones voice on the other end of your comms.Â
âYou two all set?â Brimstone asked. You looked over at Yoru.
âYeah we're all set. Weâll be at the rendezvous point.â you said, you picked up the bag with the spike in it and handed it to Yoru. âCarry this for me, will you?â You say putting the bag in his hands and walking away.Â
âDo it yourself, Iâve done everything else here.â he says before placing it on the ground and looking up at you, he scans your body for any extreme injuries, before his eyes land on the one on your dominant arm.Â
âMen should always do the heavy lifting, what else are men for?â you said with a sly ass smirk on your face.
He scoffs and rolls his eyes.Â
âFine, I'll continue to do everything by myself.â he says while picking up the bag and catching up with you.
âŚâŚ
You sit in the infirmary as Sage wrapped the injury on your arm.Â
âSo, I heard Yoru waited until last second to do anything.â she asked.
âYeah, but if he waited any longer I would be dead.âÂ
âWell, thank god he saved you. He hasn't shut up about how well you did on the mission before with him.âÂ
âWhat!â you were stumped. Yoru was speaking highly of you. Your relationship has always been one of how better than the other. That and he very clearly annoyed the absolute shit out of you, with his whole âIâll save the situation like always.â thinking.Â
Sage finished wrapping your arm and smiled.Â
âDonât say anything to him. It might actually hurt his ego.â she says.Â
She turned to continue doing more things in the infirmary leaving you to do whatever you want. So you leave the infirmary, off to find the man at question Yoru himself.Â
You search the hallways for a good 30 minutes before you hear a loud banter between Yoru and Jett, coming from the shooting range
âYou already know Iâm a better shot than you.â Jett claims.Â
âJust because you're fast doesnât mean you're a good shot.âÂ
The banter goes on between the two for a while before Jett notices your presence and goes to quietly make her leave, with a playful smile on her face.Â
âSo you think you're a better shot than Jett.â you say. He turns his head to look at you before he scoffs. âAnd what's it to you?âÂ
âI donât know, maybe because we all know who's actually better.â you say.
âCan I help you with something?â Youâre annoying him.
âYes, actually. I wanted to know why it took you so fucking long to do anything during the mission.â you asked, taking a seat on one of the boxes in the shooting range.Â
â(y/n), are you serious right now? If you're still alive. I still did my job. Plus if you die it's not like the mission objective was to project little miss' âI canât kill anything without helpââ he mocked as he used a high pitched fake female voice.Â
âYoru, It took you practically 30 minutes to even do anything. The other team members, which let me remind you, are here to help you, were gone. God knows what would happen if you didnât help me in time.â you say waving your hands around to help get your point across more.Â
âYeah, well look, you're still alive and kicking. I canât do everything for you.âÂ
âIâm not saying, -â You cut yourself off out of frustration.Â
âYouâre not listening.âÂ
âIâm not listening! Do you not care for your own safety? The things that would have happened to you if I wasn't there.â He's actually serious. Is he actually upset?
âI can handle things myself. No need for me to rely on a man.âÂ
âProve it,â he says. There was a very serious look on his face, a lust in his eyes. He was staring at you like a predator.Â
âI have nothing to prove to you, Yoru.â you say standing up. He was now directly in front of you. Even if you had something to prove, it wouldnât be to Yoru.Â
âOh really. You seem to have something to prove by coming to find me.âÂ
You take a step back, things seem to be getting heated extremely fast. With each step you take he takes, until your back hits the wall. His hands go to the wall behind you. Trapping you in front of him.Â
âYou're so..â he trails, his eyes darting from your eyes to your lips. You were starting to get all hot and bothered now.Â
âYouâre so annoying-â he cuts you off with a kiss, so instead of looking like a fish out of water you kiss back. He deepened the kiss. His hands move from the wall to the sides of head. A single kiss quickly turned into a make out session. Your hands went up to the back of his neck, pulling him further into you. One of his hands moved to the base of your neck, while the other went exploring further down. His hand stopped at your waist. He pulled you closer to him. Almost like you were going to disappear at any moment. He broke for air, a smirk played on his face.Â
âAnd I thought you hated me.â
âPent up frustrations, from how reckless you are. And how long it takes for you to help during missions.â You say wrapping your arms around his neck. His hands now rest on your hips.Â
âIs that so?âÂ
You humm in response. You're getting extremely impatient. Not only did he stop, now youâre all hot and bothered.Â
âWhy do you look so bothered?â he asked.
âI don't know, maybe you started something and just chose not to finish it. You, of all people, are the last person I would have thought to not finish something.âÂ
His grip on your hips got tighter.Â
âDonât tempt me.âÂ
You smiled, maybe being annoying to him isn't so bad.
âOr what.â you askedÂ
He kissed you, a hard, messy, greedy kiss. Something to prove. But like most kisses it starts something different. He started to trail down from your lips. Leaving a sloppy wet trail down, a hand coming up to the other side of your neck. You moved your head back giving him more room to work with. He got to a certain spot causing you to gasp. Your hands move up into his hair. He puts his hands on your thighs and taps them.Â
âUp.â he commands.Â
You lifted your legs and he caught them, wrapping them around his waist. Putting a little more force between him and the wall. He sucks and nips at the spot that caused you to gasp, trying to get a noise or something out.Â
âDonât hold back, I wanna hear you.âÂ
A hand moving from your thigh to your stomach, and it gets lower and lower. You didnât stop him, instead you watched his hand get closer and closer to pussy. His hand passed the button of your pants and you finally looked up, a low sigh leaving your lips in anticipation. His hand cups your clothed vagina, you can feel the tips of his middle and index fingers making slow circles. You roll your head back against the wall, holding back whatever was trying to come out.Â
âLet it out,â he says in a dangerously low tone, so you do. A high pitched moan leaves your mouth as his fingers pick up in pace and change to going the full length of your pussy. A few more moans come out and then you're suddenly very aware of how loud you are being.
âYoru, what if someone hears?â you ask, quite afraid of being caught.Â
âThen we'll have to make this quick.â he says. He puts your legs down.Â
âTake them off, pretty girl.â He says, as he walks to the door of the shooting range and hits a button. You take your pants off. You turn towards him, being surprised by him kissing you.Â
âNow where were we?â He says, picking you and going over a table and placing you on the edge of it. He bent down in front of you. Placing both his hands on your thighs. He bites your thigh before he moves closer to your vagina, placing his tongue at the entrance and licking up to your clitt. He ended his first taste by sucking on the little bundle of nerves. Earning a moan out of you. He takes two fingers and inserts them into you and places his lips back onto your clit.
âFuck. Me.âÂ
You moaned out as your hand that isnât propping you up goes to lace into his hair. His fingers were going in and out, curling when they went as far as they could in. You never thought you would hear such lewd things going for your mouth, it feels like you havenât stopped making noise since he got down there. It just felt so fucking good.Â
He started to move but arms under your legs and wrapped around the top, a way to secure your legs open. He was only using his mouth now. He pulled back for a moment, taking a moment to catch his breath. Â
âFuck, you sound so good.â
He practically buried his face in your pussy. Eating it like his last meal. More lewd noises and moans were flowing out of your mouth. You threw your head back, the knot in your stomach getting tighter and tighter.Â
âCum, Iâm gunna-â you cut yourself off, words started to get way to hard to speak. He let out a low hum, sending the vibrations right to your vagina. It just so happened to be enough for the knot within to snap. You let out a high pitched moan, holding it for longer than you expected as he continued to eat you out through your high. When you had come down from it you looked down to meet his eyes. He smirked up at you, before releasing your legs from his grasp. You lay down completely on the table, exhausted.Â
âI hate you so much.â you spoke. You hated that he could just completely make you come undone like that.Â
âI donât know, your body says otherwise.â He says as he stands up and wipes his mouth with the back of his glove. He hands you back your pants. You grab them but just stare at him.
âWhat?â he asked. Â
âWhere are my panties?â you asked. Looking around. You have taken them off with your pants.Â
âOh I donât know, they werenât there when I picked your pants up,â he said.Â
You rolled your eyes. He most likely stole them as a trophy.Â
You slip your pants back on. You look around to make sure you got everything that was yours, leaving no trace of evidence of what happened. You sighed, after a good look around and walked to the door. Yoru stood waiting and watched you like a hawk.Â
âDo I look presentable?â you asked, fixing your hair like you alway do.Â
âLike always.â he said, he placed a kiss on your forehead.
âIâll see you around, (y/n).â he said before opening the door and leaving with a prominent smirk on his face.Â
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Ups and Downs Pt. II
master list
dark master list
Slight MCU AU (Female Reader X Natasha Romanoff)
Be sure to read part one!
Summary: Your neighbor across the hall isn't anything like you thought she'd be.
Word Count: 4.7K
TW: Men, Guns, Violence, Bad Flirting, Fighting, Shooting, Blood, Feelings, Needles
Of course, the day you met the prettiest girl possibly in the whole entire world. You were also in a shootout with a spy.
Okay, yes, the spy and the girl are one in the same, but you get my point.
"How long ago was the guy here?"
"I-uh.." Since Nat's hands and sweet voice were all over and around your body, you truly lost any concept of time.
Nat ignored your non-answer as she looks out the window where her sniper is positioned before turning to you with a worried look.
"Y/N GET DOWN!"
You barely had time to move your body before the windows next to Nat exploded, sending you, her, and pieces of glass flying everywhere. Her body lands on its back in front of yours. New forming cuts already on her face. "Nat?!" You asked, sounding muffled due to the ringing in your ears.
Shit, a lot of you will hurt tomorrow if you get through this.
"Ow.." Nat blinks, her eyes opening as she wipes the blood from her forehead. Before she looks you over, making sure you're not harmed. "I gotta say that looks a lot cooler in the movies." You state.
"Yeah, I know." As if Natasha watches anything but classic James Bond. "Okay, Y/N, listen to me." She gets up on her knees in front of you but keeps you down low to the floor. Her hand on your back provides you with reassurance. Plus, it feels nice.
Should I tell her that my throat needs to be reassured?
"They blew out the windows because they saw me. If I know them.. and I do. They're about to send in smoke bombs. Try and flush us out. Whatever you do, regulate your breathing. Okay. In fact..." Nat keeps the two of you low but begins to move you both back to the kitchen. "Here." She grabs her bag off the counter and throws it down. Nat reaches into a side pocket and pulls out a hard mask.
"Come here." Nat motions you to come closer, and like a good girl, you do. "You're going to wear this." Nat quickly wraps the mask around your face. "As you can tell, your vision will be slightly askew, but your breathing will be fine as long as you..." Nat trails as she raises her eyebrow.
Fuck she's so fucking calm right now, and it looks so fucking hot on her- oh, she's staring at me. Oh, uhhh-
"Keep my breathing regulated?" You answer, which earns a proud smile from Nat. "Yep. Good job." I am a good girl. You think with a smile.
"Wait!" You grab onto Nat's arm. She stops rummaging through the bag to look at you. "What about you? Do you have a mask?" Nat shakes her head at you. "I only have one. But don't worry." She smiles. "I've dealt with far worse."
Nat pulls out a pistol you hadn't seen before. She looks up and onto the dining room table. You follow her eyesight. The small silver discs. "I can grab them."
"No, wait!"
You go to reach forward but get yanked back by Nat. A sniper shot rings out, the bullet going through the wood right where your hand would've been. "You okay?" She asks with a soft gaze, looking into your mask. You nod, even though you're growing more scared by the minute. "Shit, they have more than I thought." Nat rubs her hand up and down your back while she thinks. You believe this action to be absent-minded. But Natasha knows you are scared. The last thing she needs is for you to be scared and get hurt or, worse, killed.
So she's thinking of you first.
"Why haven't they fired the gas yet?" You ask. Nat looks at you before looking at the window. "They're playing a game. Shit.." Nat bites her lip and thinks.
You see her biting her lip, and you start thinking, too.
But you both aren't thinking remotely the same things.
"They're trying to draw you out. They know you're here with me." Nat looks at you. "Give me your hand." You hold it out for her as she takes your wrist and gently places the pistol she had behind her back in your hand.
"This is a Beretta 92. It's a very accurate close-range weapon. Okay? Keep it low. Away from yourself and me."
"What, Nat, I can't-"
"It holds 15 rounds. When the magazine empties, this thing will slide lock back like this." She shows you. Keeping her eyes on you instead of the gun. You look at her as she repeats the action.
"Natalie, I don't think I can do this."
"Natasha." She replies.
"What?" You tilt your head, confused. "Natalie is a cover. Natasha is my real name."
Unbeknownst to you is that Natasha still wasn't even her legal name.
You don't miss a beat before replying with: "You look prettier as a Natasha anyways."
"Really flirting? Now?" You shrug. "I've been flirting all along. It's about time you caught on." Even though you most certainly HAVE NOT been flirting this whole time. "So, is that what you call it?"
Natasha wins this battle.
"Look at the gun, Y/N." She coos you. You move your eyes to the gun as Nat holds your hand with hers. Showing you the first few steps again.
"Okay, now to reload-"
Nat gets interrupted as three canisters shoot through the broken windows. The second they land, they start leaking smoke. "Don't be scared." You go to argue that you're not, but with a smile, Nat raises her eyebrows, earning a scoff from you. Sassy even in a life-or-death situation.
"Okay, to reload. Push this down." She begins to talk faster as you both can sense that instruction time will be over soon. So she pushes your hand. "The empty mag will fall out, and then you shove the other one in. Like replacing batteries in a flashlight. Okay?" She asks as the smoke creeps into the kitchen. You nod, feeling the weight of the gun in your hand when Nat removes hers.
"Nat, I don't think I can do this. Shooting people." You clarify. Nat turns and looks into your eyes as the sound of men marching up your apartment building becomes louder and louder. "Okay, Y/N, listen to me." She grabs the sides of your mask so you can look into her emerald eyes.
Okay, how is she hotter now that she's covered in bruises and blood? Will I look hotter if I'm covered in bruises and blood?
Should I ask?
"Y/N, listen to me! These men are coming in here to kill you and me. I will do everything in my power to protect you, but in the event that I'm not able to, I'm trusting you to be able to defend yourself. Okay? Don't use it unless you have to." You nod with a dumb grin on your face that, thankfully, Natasha could not see, or else she would think you really were hopeless. "Most importantly, don't move unless I tell you to. Please don't do anything besides shoot this gun unless I tell you to. I say duck, what do you do?"
"Duck... Goose." You joke, but before Natasha could scold you, the front door to the apartment flies off its hinges. However, thankfully, the smoke has now possessed the room, covering for you and Natasha...
...Natasha?
You look to your right to see no one next to you.
Great, even in a shootout, you can't keep a girl.
You sigh and stay still as heavy footsteps are heard entering the apartment. You do your best to count, and you assume five men are now here to kill you. You stay still on the floor in the corner of the kitchen when you hear one of the men speak up. "Come on out with your friend, little widow! We promise not to hurt her."
You rolled your eyes through the mask, and that's when you heard two shots being fired off before a loud thud hit the floor across the apartment.
"How did she do that?!" You hear a heavily accented man yell before a multitude of bullets are fired from an automatic weapon.
However, instead of Natasha getting hit, she jumps up off the coffee table in the middle of the living room and knees one of the men in the nose. Making him stagger back in pain, leaving him little time to think as she attaches a widow bite disc to the man, shocking him to the floor but not before grabbing his pistol and aiming it at the other man in the room, sending one shot to his thigh and the other to his left shoulder before she empties the magazine and throws the pistol at the guy's face knocking him out.
Two more men to go.
Lucky for Natasha, the shooting and her elegant, quick movements confused the last two dummies. Plus, with their own smoke, it makes it impossible to see someone as highly trained as The Black Widow.
You nearly jump when Natasha slides on the kitchen floor before you. You go to speak, but Natasha signals with her hands to zip it.
You nod and try to think about how good she looks, kicking these guy's ass.
Natasha puts a hand in front of your face, making you focus up. You okay? She asks with her hands. You nod, making the redhead spy smile.
A genuine smile, too.
And even though she said it earlier, that's when you truly realize that Natasha is protecting you. Whether it's her job or not, you like to believe it's because she cares for you. Even if just a little bit.
Your beliefs would be correct.
However, before you could ask Natasha if she was doing okay or what her favorite color is, you watch her take off running. The smoke in the room shoots out and away from Natasha. You watch in amazement as Natasha jumps and wraps her legs around a man's head before spinning the top half of her body around, sending the man head first into the floor. His nose breaking on impact. Her landing on her feet.
Is it weird that you want that done to you?
"Your friends are taken care of. So I suggest you come out and let me kick your ass too." Natasha speaks aloud with her back facing you to the last man standing as the smoke in the room clears.
You stand up from the ground and take a step towards Nat. The gun still tightly gripped in your hand. Your eyes remain on Natasha as she starts to walk back towards you; however, before she turns around, your body gets hit with a force from the side. Launching your head into the cabinets to your left.
"Ow fucker!" You yell!
The crashing sound and your curse alerting Natasha. The larger man places his hand on your mask and pushes your head into the cabinet again, this time making it bleed as his other hand reaches for your gun. "Give up!" He yells before removing his hand from your mask to punch you in the side of your body. You groan and stumble.
He reels back to hit you again, but instead, Natasha rips the gun from your hand with efficiency and pistol whips the man in the face, sending him flying back. The man yells in pain as he readies himself to fight, but Natasha is fast. She runs and kicks the guy in his ankle, making him fall to his knee. She smirks as he yells out in pain before she double kicks him in the throat, making him fall as he begins to choke.
Before anger entirely overtakes Natasha, she hears you crash to the floor behind her. When Natasha turns around, she sees blood on the sides of the counter.
"Y/N!" Natasha runs to your side and drops the gun next to the two of you. Instantly, she's ripping the gas mask off of you and turning your head. "Let me see." She gingerly pulls your chin, making you look away so she can examine the extent of your head injury. "It doesn't look deep. But we need to stop the bleeding."
Natasha quickly looks around the damaged kitchen before finding a forgotten rag. She places it on your head and hates how you wince in pain.
"Keep your hand here." Natasha takes your left hand and places it over the rag over the cut. "Be honest.." You start as Natasha looks over the rest of you.
"Do I look cool or like dogshit?"
Natasha's lips crack into a smile at your joke. "You look so cool," Natasha says, whether it was true or not. "You took some hits, too. Impressive." Natasha says with a smile. "Yeah, well, someone didn't yell Goose." You playfully hit Natasha's leg with your foot.
"Next time." She says.
"Oh! Next time?" You say and continue. "Planning on our next date being another shootout?" You raise an eyebrow but wince when you move your head a bit too much at the moment, saving Natasha from seeing her blush.
"Who said anything about a date?" Natasha quips. You knew it was coming, but you still had a smile. "You're right. I guess shootouts aren't a good date idea. I'll pick something better for, let's say... Friday?" You laughed at your own joke per usual, but ended up coughing in pain. Not per usual.
Natasha's hands immediately went to the hem of your shirt before you reacted. "Hey. What did I say? We haven't had our date yet." Natasha thought it was cute but still rolled her eyes. "I need to check to ensure you're not bleeding internally."
"Can you really tell?" You questioned. "No. But I know a thing or two more than you, so let me look." She had you there. So, with your permission, Natasha slowly lifted your shirt but made a face when she saw your red skin already bruising and enlarging. "It's not awful, but it's going to hurt a lot before it gets better."
Natasha places her hand over the area and begins to rub. "Does it hurt here?" She lays a small out of pressure, forcing you to nod in pain. "Not at all." You whine and clench your jaw. "Okay... I'm going to call this in. Get us evac'd."
Your eyes widened not because of Natasha's words but because of the guy behind Natasha. Yes, the one she kicked in the throat started to get up. "Natasha..." You said, making her look into your eyes. "What's wrong?"
She noticed how you looked.
Natasha turned behind her to see the man perched up on his good knee. Gun in hand. She immediately puts her body directly in front of yours.
"Step aside, widow. Let me kill this one without trouble."
"Not going to let that happen." Natasha reached behind her and expertly grabbed the gun she gave you earlier from the floor and pulled it in front of her, not wasting another breath as she fired the weapon twiceâone into the man's chest and the other directly into the man's head.
From her crouched position, she got up with precision and made it to the man on the floor. She kicked the smoking gun out of his hand and made sure he was... Wait- smoking gun?
Natasha looked from the gun to you.
Fear ran through her body as she saw your figure slumped over on the floor in a bigger pool of your own blood.
Natasha would've ran to your body if this would've been her first time in a position like this, but it wasn't. She had saved countless people before, and she was not about to lose you!
So Natasha ran to her bag and rifled through a side pocket until she found her phone and a needle of Tetrodotoxin B. A drug developed by Bruce Banner with the idea of slowing his heart rate to one beat per minute. Natasha didn't know if it worked on Bruce or not, but she knew SHEILD had it for some reason.
Right now, that reason was going to be you.
As Natasha flicked the end of the needle and pulled your arm out in front of you, she called Clint on speaker phone. "Sorry if this hurts," Natasha said to your now unconscious body. Her eyes watering.
"Hello?"
"Go secure!" Natasha yelled as she sat your body up and ripped off the right half of your shirt to examine your bullet wound.
"Secure," Clint replied. "Shit!" Natasha replied, confusing the bow and arrow man. "Natasha?"
Nat looked at your head wound and the rest of your body. The Banner drug was going to help keep you alive, but you were still losing blood.
Natasha hated everything about this moment.
Ups and downs. The day Natasha met someone who didn't know who she was. The day she could actually see herself being around someone was also the day they were bleeding out in front of her.
"I need evac! Safehouse A is blown. Got caught up in a shoot out, and Y/N is hit."
She got up and went to look for whatever medical supplies she had in addition to any extra clothes to get you changed and wrapped your wound.
"Y/N?" Clint questioned. "Like the Golden retriever? The neighbor from across the hall?"
"Yep! She's not going to make it unless you send someone right now, Clint."Natasha didn't want to believe her words. Barton, for one thing, couldn't.
"Are you serious?"
"Serious as a God falling from the sky."
"Go to safe house B. Evac is on the way."
With that, the line clicked, and the call ended. Natasha did her best to dress your injuries before the only thing she was doing was watching how slow your breathing had become...
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You woke up to bright lights above you and a horrible feeling in your nose... and head.... and shoulder... and side. Wow!
Wow.
Okay, so you actually had this horrible feeling called pain all over you.
You tried lifting your head to look around, but it felt like a ton of bricks was pushing on your skull. But you pushed through and found a short brown-haired man sitting in a chair by the only door in or out. "Who the fuck was he?"Â You thought and tried to speak, but your throat was too scratchy to say anything, making you cough.
The man in the chair looked up at the noise and noticed you.
He sent a quick message on his phone before closing it. He got up from his lazy position, running to your bedside table, and filled up a tiny paper cup full of water. "Here." He said as he held it in front of your lips.
You don't know if he didn't trust you or if your hands/arms were too weak. You didn't want to find out, so you took a sip from the cup and let the cold water run down your burning throat. "Thank you."
"Welcome." Silence. "Natasha should be down here soon. I let her know you woke up." You tilted your head and looked over the man, slightly nodding. "So you're Y/N?" He already knew, but Clint was happy he could talk to someone new for a change. Even if he did talk like an uncle, you don't see but once every couple of years.
"Where am I?" You ignored the man walking back to the chair near the door and asked.
"You're safe if that's your concern." He spoke, but you just sighed. "Anytime a woman is alone in a room with a man and he says something like that. It doesn't make her feel safe."
Clint bit his lip as he listened to your words before nodding along. "Can't argue with that." Clint got up again from the chair and made his way to you. Making you jump and look him over. "I'm Clint. I'm the one Natasha spoke to on the phone." You remembered the phone call before the windows blew out, but not much after getting your head thrown into a kitchen cabinet.
"Hi, Clint. Are you going to tell me where I am?" You asked in a tone more annoyed off than friendly. Clint smiled. "I see why Natasha likes you."
Now that got you interested!
But before you or Uncle Clint could say anything else, the door opened, and in ran Natasha. Her cuts are all covered by bandages, and her face clean from a shower. "How long has she been up?" Natasha passed her friend, stopping to stand next to you.
"I let you know the second she did." Clint smiled at you and Natasha. "I'll leave you to it." Natasha thanked Clint, and the two of you watched him leave the room.
"You probably feel like shit huh?" Natasha questioned, but as she reached to move a hair from your face, you backed away. Natasha didn't understand why. "Y/N?" She asked.
"Who are you?" You asked, making Natasha's jaw drop before she quickly recovered. Helen didn't mention any memory loss. Natasha looked away, a little hurt that this might be the case, but when she looked back, she saw you smiling. Teeth sinking into your bottom lip. Holding in a laugh.
Natasha figured it out.
"Fuck you!"
"I got you!" You laughed and cheered before wincing in pain and coughing. Making Natasha smile at the instant karma while getting you a cup of water. "Serves you right."
She held the cup up to your pink lips and watched a little spill out the corners of your mouth. She watched a droplet slide down your throat and disappear into your gown.
Your voice bringing Natasha back. "I just lived through many movie cliches. I HAD to do this one." You said, making Natasha smile and nod to you before she sat at the edge in the middle of the bed.
Natasha wanted to reach for your hand as silence enveloped the two of you. She wanted to tell you how close you were to dying or how scared she was. But Natasha didn't reach for your hand.
Instead, you reached for hers.Â
"You know if a hot spy is going to come into my hospital room in an unknown location, the least she could do is hold my hand."
That made Natasha Romanoff blush.
"Hot spy, huh?" Natasha teased, but you just nodded, feeling confident. "Look in a mirror, Natasha." Natasha laughed. "Sometimes you really just don't stop flirting." That made you smile. Natasha didn't say it was lousy flirting. "Just wait till we start dating."
"Oh?" Natasha raised her eyebrow but hit back a smile. "Is that what we're going to do?"
"Yeah, remember, shootouts don't count. So Friday, you and I are going out." Natasha shook her head but didn't disagree. "You don't even know what day it is." That was true. "Friday...?" You looked at Natasha with hope, but she shook her head again. "Nope. Besides. I like it went my dates aren't still in a hospital bed." You sighed but internally screamed at Natasha, flirting back. Natasha watched you before turning away. Her thumb rubbed over yours.
"Hey.." Natasha started making you look at her. "I- I'm sorry for getting you involved in my mess. You-" Natasha stopped and pulled her hand away to rub her face. "You almost died because of me." Natasha felt guilty. She should've kicked you out the second you weren't a threat. Instead, she liked having your company. In the minutes you spent in Natasha's presence, she wanted to keep you around.
"Natasha." You reached out for her hand again and was surprised when she gave it to you. But you still pulled her hand, making her look to you. Her green eyes shining. You nodded for Natasha to scoot closer.
She did.
"Don't blame yourself." Natasha went to open her mouth, but you interrupted her. "There's no doubt I would be dead if you hadn't been there. Besides... I'm the curious one. I knocked on your door. I wanted to get to know you. I stuck around because I wanted to. My body hurts like hell. But I'm alive because of you."
Natasha didn't look entirely convinced, but that would come in time. It was sad to see this badass person beat herself up over something that wasn't your fault or hers. It just happened because of horrible people. "Can you at least do me something?" Natasha tilted her head. "What?"
"Can you at least tell yourself that you saved me?" That sounded like a big ask at the moment but not as big as the next thing. "And! Tell me that you actually enjoy my flirting because it's only going to get worse." That made Natasha throw her head back and laugh, making you smile.
You were so focused on Natasha that you didn't see the room door open.
"Oh wow, never thought I'd see the day. Natasha Romanoff laughing! Time!?!" The man with a striking anchor beard and a Tom Ford suit called out as he walked closer to the bed you laid in.
"Good to see you awake. It's nice to put a name to the face of my almost-dead Budapest employee."
Tony Stark looked you over as sassy as the man is known for before looking at Natasha, who was internally scolding him for mispronouncing Budapesht.
"Quite a catch, that one. So what's the diagnosis?! How long we got?" He picked up your chart and began flipping through paperwork he should not be looking at before Natasha took it. "Tony..." She sounded exhausted already. "What are you doing here?"
"I told you." He said, looking upset that your chart got taken away from him. "I came to see who was moving in."
If Tony Stark. Your boss. Who also happens to have a hobby of flying around in a gold and red suit wasn't shocking enough to you than that last sentence that he said was.
"Moving in?!?" You asked, shocked. Ton- Mr. Stark- no Iron Man..?! What were you supposed to call him?!
Mr. Tony Man looked from you to Natasha before saying: "Looks like you didn't tell the Misses." This made Natasha get up and grab the not-so-tin man by his collar, whispering methods of torture she would use if he didn't leave the two of you alone.
"I expect to see you at work once you make a full recovery!" Tony yelled and pointed at you before the redhead slammed the door in his face.
Natasha composed herself before turning to you, still wearing a shocked face. "Moving in?!?" You asked again. Natasha nodded as she walked to you. "Yes. We-" She sighed. "IÂ thought it would be the safest option for you. Plus, you can recover here. You're back in the States." Natasha's words fell on the quiet side before she sat on the bed.
Closer to you this time. "I can think of a few other reasons.." You look at Natasha and smiled.
"You don't have to. If you want to leave or go back to Budapesht, I understand." Natasha wants you to know that there is no pressure to stay. But you already know this. If you wanted to get up right now and leave, Natasha would probably let you.
"Staying might be nice."
"Yeah?" Natasha looks hopeful. "Yeah." Natasha smiles and reaches her hand to your face. Moving a stray hair back behind your ear. "If you do stay, that means I can tell you the best part."
"Oh yeah? What's that?" You curiously ask as Natasha looks at you like she's got some big secret.
"I'd be your neighbor across the hall."
You were free to leave the hospital bed 4 days later.
The next day you moved in right across from Natasha Romanoff.
A week later you took her on a date.
dividers by @/benkeibear
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my trick or treating rounds this year involve any [and possibly all] of your Philzas, so⌠trick or treat!!!
[Yes, I scaled the cliff wall to the Ravengence nest]
[my costume is a witch, I have a crow, he sits on my shoulder :3 ]
(in order)
Where do babies come from!Philza: *You approach a normal house. When you knock there's a flurry of activity and laughter. When Philza opens the door he's batting off a hoard of kids trying to grab the treat bowl that he's holding over all of their heads. Philza blinks at you in surprise. He's also wearing a witch costume.* Hey mate! We're twinsies! Haha here you go- *Gives small piece of candy. He's poor lmaoo*
Where, then, do your loyalties lie?Philza: *The house is dim, and there is no response from within even after a few rings of the doorbell. A faint shuffling inside, lethargic, as if it's too much effort to try. When you call for Philza, there is a soft, choked sob. The door never opens. When you leave, you are tailed by people in soldier uniforms that are a little too authentic to be costumes. They want to know why you're looking for him.*
Golden Apples (Gilded Atrophy)!Philza: *There's a loud swearing when the doorbell rings, and a harried assurance he's coming. A winged man props open the door, clearly digging through a bag to try and find some type of treat to give you. At last he pulls out a shimmering golden apple, and he freezes, staring longingly at the magic pooling at his clawtips. You, too, are drawn in, instinctively reaching for the golden apple, and Philza scrambles back.* Trick, *he snaps, slamming the door in your face so you can't steal it from him.*
Where Hearts Roost!Philza: *The witch stares at you, large claws digging into the floor a little. He half laughs.* Now that's cultural appropriation, there. Almost enough to earn you a trick! But no, here you go. *A flick of his hand, and a cauldron flies over, some type of caramel sweet floating out and into your waiting hands. A second one flies over to the fake crow. Or- it was a fake crow too seconds ago, but now he lives and breathes. Philza grins at him. The candy tastes like laughter on a summer day and the spray of a waterfall. When you skip back, your feet barely tough the ground. You round the corner. The cottage isn't there when you look back.*
Mandatory Family Reunion!Philza: *Klaxons start going off. Bars slam down over the windows and doors. Helicopters whir overhead. The sound of sliding metal and thumps and steel toed boots. The doors burst open to find an out of breath Philza. Well maybe. A blanket has been thrown over head to make a very last minute ghost costume, and the draping doesnât really hide the many many guns strapped to his body armor.* Haha trick or treat mate! Here yah go. *Philza hands over a full sized candy bar. You will be stalked for the next month*
Fault!Philza: *The chatter inside immediately dies the moment there's a knock on the door, almost fearfully so. A passing buzz of a bee, by your face, and an argument starts inside, raucous enough you can make out what sounds like a debate on murdering you. Uhhh...was this supposed to be a haunted house? Someone marches through the house...in the wrong direction, like they aren't familiar with the layout. Eventually the door is thrown open to a cool dragon costume. He's holding a very recently and messily carved turnip with an ember glowing inside.* And a happy Allhallows' eve to thee! Uh. Haha forgot to get candy or soul-cakes this year... *He hands you a napkin with a chunk of roasted squirrel and morsel of bread* That should be enough to appease the spirits of your loved ones. Good luck with the fairies!
The Altars We Sacrifice Our Futures On!Philza: Uhhhhh huh. You do realize this is a cult, right? *The man squints at you as if utterly baffled why you'd come to the dark forbidding temple well known for serving a god of Blood and Misery.* Very very evil cult. You should leave before you're sacrificed- TOMMY! *A young kid races past and Philza scoops up the wriggling giggling brat. Peeking around Phil, you find a gaggle of scruffy orphan kids racing after a giant wolf covered in bows* Evil dastardly cult. This squirt right here is the newest sacrifice to The Blood God. *Philza rolls his eyes as Tommy blows a raspberry at him, and gives up the ruse.* Look if I give you some altar offerings will you not tell anyone we're here? It's a lot easier if no one realizes we've disbanded the cult.
116 East Normal Street!Philza: *A man in authentic 2nd century BCE Chinese attire throws open the door and showers you with homemade candy the likes of which you've never even heard of before from so many cultures you can't keep track. There appears to be a party for introverts going on in the living room, and you are invited for tea.*
Worth far more than your weight in gold!Philza: *Lots of confused squawking. Like a LOT. The sonic force almost sends you flying off the cliff you scaled. Your ear drums are ringing. Out of the questioning words of his chicks, Philza pieces together an awful lot of questions about murdering you. Luckily he's calmed down, although is skewering you with a suspicious look and shoving all gold out of reach. Tommy gives you a slice of stolen berries with jam. Techno convinces Philza to fly you back down, and soon you are safely delivered to the ground. okay well the Ravengence is definitely doing a few fake out rolls and dive to scare the bejesus out of you, but you don't die.*
Lord, what fools these mortals be!!Philza: Ahh! A guest! How wonderful. You must be quite the powerful sorcerer! *The King of the Winter Court is an incredibly courteous host and provides a full feast of food you probably shouldn't eat. He is utterly and ridiculously convinced that you are a real witch, and blabbers on about spells and rituals that you somehow manage to bluster your way through a magically academic conversation, convincing him you're a magical genius in the process. You end up freezing to death sorry happens to the best of us. Honestly that's a good ending compared to what might've happened.*
Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home!Philza: *The door opens on a man leaning upon his cane. Philza nudges a giant fat pig, who grumbles upon the topic of festivals but showers upon you fruits and vegetables till your knees bow and buckel. Lo! What a bountinous blessing the gods hath bestowed! A bit of prompting and Technoblade boasts of how much work he accomplished that the earth would produce all it had to give.* It's a balance, mate. We must enjoy the fruits of our labor with celebration lest it be for naught.
A ghost is a tragedy reliving itself!Philza: *The old man welcomes you in. There is no choice. Forced into a comfy chair that you practically melt in. In time it becomes a refuge, some place soft to sink into as he fills you with warmth and food and relieves you of the burden of life. You come to the house more and more. The old man is always there, always kind, always welcoming. You come to the house more and more and more. Tired and worn out from the world outside, ache filling your bones, stiffening joints, greying hair. You talk of your woes to the young man, sinking into the chair once more, not quite able to recognize him. The dementia is getting to you. But he helps you around the house as it gets harder to walk, until at last one day he helps you sink into a comfy chair one last time. You never get up. The young man continues to talk kindly to your bones.*
The Lambs Wolves Wear!Philza: *His eyes dart nervously back inside. Someone walks up behind, and he slips out the door, firmly shutting it behind to block off the approacher. Philza shoves a lump of hardened maple syrup in your hands, closing your fingers around it, and firmly nudging you to leave. He's insistent that you leave. Please leave. Please.* You shouldn't wear that. People will only get hurt if they start looking for witches. That aren't there.
#huh guess this is new Altars lore#and ghost is a tragedy lore#philza#philza fanfiction#dsmp#dsmp rp#dsmp rp blog#sbi#sleepy bois inc#technoblade#sbi fanfic#sbi au#philza minecraft#ask#trick or treat#halloween
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Hello!! So Iâm pretty sure you havenât answered a question like this,, (I havenât read that much of thine content .Iâm sorryđ) so Iâm just gonna ask
The goggle boys (Cody & Toby)(& yes Iâd rather pull my own hair out than type âboisâ just seeing the word fills me with a kind of rage ) have more in common than their name; they both have incredibly, vastly different to each individual person, although it is much more common to see for Toby..đ
So uhh could you share with us their personalities in your au/headcanon please
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Toby + Cody Personality HCs
Omg! Ofc! I havenât gotten a lot of asks, and I donât have many actual posts- most of them are reblogs XD
And uhhh sorry to break this to you, but I say âboi(s)â all the time đ
I donât think I need any warnings here-
Sorry if this isnât great lol I suck at personalities
Cody
A cocky little shit, but not in a completely bad way-
He more just likes to humble people.
Heâs a field proxy and tends to go out in more missions than the high proxy himself (Toby).
He has enough experience to make people look stupid, and he loves doing it just to have those embarrassing and awkward moments (for them).
If youâre on his good side, heâs a big goof.
His sense of humor doesnât make any sense and thatâs why itâs funny
He isnât too short-fused, but if you push him too much get ready for the biggest verbal beat down of your life.
Heâs really smart, ofc.
He is good at manipulating people. Whether he uses it for good or evil is up to him. He really doesnât do it often tbh
He got the name X Virus from the first concoction he made that he called âVirus X.â It would late be called âthe changing deathâ due to how it changes based on how people react to it and how it is administered.
He thinks heâs slick, but he never is- heâs clumsy as hell.
Heâs really easy to get along with, but not in a boring way.
Heâs an ok listener⌠heâs a little scatterbrained at times, but if you catch him on a good day or really drill to him that itâs serious he will give you his undivided attention.
Bud is a gentleman. Whether the other person is a man, woman, or anything in between he drinks all the respect juice.
Despite his charm and humor, he is socially awkward. He canât talk to new people without making himself look like a whole entire fool.
Man likes to try to be an edge lord but will cry if he actually offends you
He is secretly a sweet summer childâŚ
Toby
He is the happy medium between knowing what heâs capable of and humble at the same time.
Toby is surprisingly serious. His humor is either really fucking hilarious or just dry as hell.
He just isnât good at making jokes verbally.
But he is good at making jokes when it requires action.
For example, he was practicing accuracy and precision with Kat (Kat uses a gun and he uses an axe- duh). Kat got full bullseye. Tobyâs response was to hit the tip of the axe blade in the exact place that the bullet hit. He then comically bowed to him.
It was a good laugh for everyone. No oneâs feelings were hurt.
He canât read the room very well, so he has friends do it for him (namely Jeff and Clockwork) and explain it in simple words.
Before I say anything else, I do this IRL with my friends bc I canât read the room. I donât see this as calling Toby stupid or infantilizing him at all. This is something that I feel he would do just cuz⌠head cannons đ¤ˇ
Ok, back to head cannons-
He is chronically sleep deprived.
Heâs a great listener. If you need to vent, heâs the perfect person to go to. (This is the main reason him and Cody are so close)
He takes shit from no one
While heâs on the job, he seems very cold and rude at times, but he just takes his job kinda seriously.
He is the kind of person that starts something, leaves it on the desk or smthn, and never comes back to finish it and then randomly in the day with just be like: âOH SHIT-â
Sorry if itâs not great, when ppl ask me for personality shit Iâm always confused as to what to fucking say. Anyway-
Hope this was ok!!! Have a good day/night/whatever the fuck it is for you! đ
#creepypasta#creepypasta fandom#crp#crp fandom#creepypasta headcanon#crp headcanon#ticci toby#x virus#creepypasta proxy#slender proxy#toby rogers#cody creepypasta#creepypasta x virus#creepypasta ticci toby#creepypasta toby#theyâre best friends#for real though#asks#asks open#send asks#creepypasta because yes#I have made this my whole fucking blog#oh well
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I Want A Nurse
Bucky Barnes x fem!reader fic
(starts with Matt Murdock x reader but just trust me)
Rating: Mature (it starts slow, Iâll give a heads up when we get close to any action)
Featuring: time travel, play loosey goosey with WW2 historical accuracy, and a complete disregard for canon
Summary: Finding herself in unfamiliar territory, or unfamiliar times to be exact, an Avenger must find her way home or risk permanently altering her timeline. If only Bucky Barnes were less charming her task would be much easier.
Authors Note: i think the last time i posted my fan fiction writing was for Avatar the Last Air Bender so please go easy on me. Iâve got a large chunk of this written so itâs definitely several chapters if yâall like this? Iâve yet to decide the rating on this but slapping a mature on it for now sounds good
Y/n/Reader note - iâve done my best to keep the reader as neutral as possible regarding physical characteristics, but please let me know if I can do anything better! I want the story to be enjoyable for everyone! Reader does go by Nightingale as a hero name and does use she/her pronouns
Chapter 1 - Out of Time
Date Unknown ââ Nightingale
Youâd think being ripped through time and space would hurt. That it would imply your body feeling like it was pulled apart. But in the dark expanse of nothing-ness all she felt was a buzz, the pins and needles type of sensation you feel when your leg falls asleep.
It didnât hurt
It wasnât pleasant
But it didnât hurt at least
What did hurt was falling into the rubble of a previously two story building. Landing on the second floor and that floor giving way and crashing down to the ground floor. That hurt.
A groan left her lips as y/n took in her surroundings. She didnât know where that gun had shot her atoms to, all she knew was that idiot mad scientist decided to hit her with some laser and here she was.
If she could find her phone she could call Tony or Steve, anyone in the tower really, to come pick her up. But looking around and seeing the town she landed in full of rubble and dying fires put her less at ease.
What had happened here?
âHello? Anyone else out there?â A mans voice boomed outside as she looked through the windows. Or rather, where the windows used to be.
âAmericans here! We have nurses to help!â The voice was getting louder and the sound of a jeep reached her ears.
Americans was good, Americans could have a way to call home. But specifying that they were Americans made her think she was no longer in America.
âUhhh infirmières ici? Americano?â A less confident voice called
âAmericano is Spanish, you dope.â The first voice laughed
âYeah letâs hear your French then-â their voices were muffled by rubble falling.
Carefully making her way out of the building, she realized now how the fall had hurt her. Her ankle was possibly broken, in addition to a couple of broken ribs. Maybe these nurses could get her settled and she could heal herself.
After all she was Nightingale, that was her âsuper hero nameâ as Peter liked to call it. With healing powers, she became the designated healer for the Avengers once Tony had tracked her down. Perhaps working at a hospital when you were trying to hide your magnificent healing abilities was a little stupid
But right now, healing herself in this condition would be tough. Healing others under intense circumstances was one thing but it was hard to cycle her energy through herself to heal. Yes, some nurses to help her get stable was exactly what she needed.
The roar of the engine got louder as it came around the corner of the building.
âHello?! Is anyone out there- oh hello miss! Bonjour!â
âYou said you were Americans?â She asked as the jeep pulled up beside her. Noticing the uniforms, she quickly clocked them as soldiers. That was moderately reassuring but she was still hesitant until she knew where she was. The odd uniforms worried the back of her mind - why would active duty military be wearing uniforms like that? Were they official? They certainly didnât look like anything she saw Rhodey wearing.
The jovial tone of the soldier in front pulled her from her train of thought.
âYes maâam! Weâre set up a couple miles down the road now. You look hurt, do you need a hand, doll?â Sincerity twinkled in his eyes. Sergeant Barnes always said she was too trusting, but this man seemed genuine.
She gratefully took the hand as the soldier hopped down to help her out. He was a sturdy young man, and though she could tell he was young this environment had dulled his skin and his sandy hair had come disheveled - but thankfully his eyes had not been dulled in the same way. The soldier driving waved at her.
âItâs a good thing youâre American too, his French is horrible.â The driver snorted from behind the wheel, flicking his chestnut hair from his face. He was thinner, with sharper features than the young man helping her.
âHey! Iâm working on it!â The man who assisted her scowled playfully at his companion
âFlirting with pretty French girls is not âworking on itââ he smirked, lurching the jeep forward.
It was as the men bantered back and forth that she could finally take in her surroundings. It seemed based on their banter she was in a small French town, but that wasnât the strange part. What was strange was the military truck she found herself in, it looked like a relic but ran so smoothly like it was brand new.
Paired with the odd uniforms of the men who picked her up, more questions and fewer answers appear to her.
âOh yeah, whatâs an American girl doing out here in the French country side? You here to be a nurse?â The chestnut haired man sheâd learned was George asked as the turned the corner out of town.
âYes, I got separated from my party and ended up here.â Better to be vague, until she could figure out what was going on here.
âDangerous thing, youâre lucky we found you first. Hitlerâs boys will be through here soon Iâm sure.â That gave her pause but kept the shock from her face.
âWell Iâm certainly grateful.â She smiled lightly, her heart racing in her ears as the implications fell into place.
âAnd you can set up nursing with us! Iâm sure ol lady Daniels could use the extra help! Weâre what she likes to call a handfulâ her sandy haired companion George grinned at her from the back seat as he spoke.
All she could do was laugh, but inside she was letting the words he spoke soak in.
She was no historian but the uniforms, car, and talk of military movements of long dead dictators was an easy enough trail of breadcrumbs to follow.
Calling Tony and Steve would be a harder task than she thought.
âââââââ-
Present Day - Bucky Barnes
âWhat do you mean she just disappeared?!â Steveâs panicked voice was doing nothing to help Buckyâs splitting headache. Being thrown into a building would definitely cause that and the panic in everyoneâs voices kept it going hours after.
âIâm saying, the beam hit her after she turned us to take the hit, and she was gone. It was like her body turned to light, I had to look away it burned my eyes.â
Bucky sat in the medical bay, bandages wrapped around his torso, having already been seen by the staff that Stark kept on hand. He was in the middle of being healed by Nightingale when she disappeared, leaving the job half finished in fixing the ribs that punctured his lungs, but that was the least of their worries.
âMurdock is on his wayâ Natasha mentioned as she entered âhe already doesnât like you, this isnât going to helpâ
âI didnât disintegrate the demonâs girlfriend!â Bucky yelled, holding his head as his own yelling now contributed to his headache. Is this what Sam called a migraine?
âDevil, the devil.â Natasha reminded him with a smirk
âEither way, itâs like I told Stark, Banner, everyone. That scientist hit her with a white beam of light and then she was gone. I didnât touch her, I told her to leave me, she didnât!â He ran his hands over his face.
He didnât like Nightingale around him, and the one time he was too weak to fight back and send her on her way she got zapped out of existence.
âDid you get anything out of the guy Nat?â Steve asked hopefully.
âInterrogation was inconclusive. Itâs hard to get answers out of a man out of his mind. Med staff has him sedated, hoping if we can calm him down we can get some answers. Banner and Stark are pouring over his weapons in the meantime. Stark called Murdock to let him know she was MIA and to let us know if he heard from her.â
âWe donât know what happened to her, we donât know if sheâs dead or just somewhere else.â Steve frowned.
âI know, thatâs why Stark has FRIDAY tearing through surveillance footage around the world trying to find her face.â She stopped, a comforting hand on Steveâs arm as worry crossed his face. Steve had been the one to motion her towards Barnes after he had been slammed into the building and unknowingly putting her in the line fire, so Natasha knew he was likely blaming himself deep down.
Natasha turned then to the other super soldier, looking to see Barnes with his head in his hands. She walked over, placing a hand softly on his shoulder. Both of them were tearing themselves apart over this.
âWe know you didnât do this Barnes. And donât blame yourself either.â
âWhy not? Murdock will.â His rebuttal was grumbled through gritted teeth
âMurdock just needs a punching bag, heâs as powerless in this situation as anyone and all heâll be able to do is lash out or worry.â
âDonât they have punching bags at that gym of his?â The groan that Bucky let out was cut short by the muffled yelling in the atrium.
The three left the medical wing and found none other than Matt Murdock and Sam Wilson, Sam obviously trying to calm him down.
âHow did she just disappear! A beam of light and she was just gone?!â It was then that Murdock stopped, hearing the heavy footfall of Bucky Barnes and his face went from desperate to anger.
âWhat happened Barnes!? Where is she!â His yelling was full of rage towards the brunette, sure he somehow caused this.
Steve intervened before Bucky could open his mouth âThis isnât Buckyâs fault Matt, I know youâre upset and weâre doing everything we can to find her, I promise!â
He shook with anger but let his face fall away from the super soldiers.
âI canât do anything. My girlfriend is missing and I canât do anything.â
It was mumbled but Steve and Bucky could pick up on it.
Natasha made her way down the stairs, beginning to lead Matt towards the kitchen.
âLetâs get you something to drink and then go talk to Tony, ok?â He nodded, still shaking but resigned.
Watching their retreating forms, all Steve could muster was âI hope we find her soon.â
Bucky could only nod in agreement.
âââââââ
1943, somewhere in the French country side near the Italian border â Nightingale
She had gathered it was 1943, based on the medical files she had glanced over upon entering the nurses tent, the soldier from the jeep holding her up let her know through his ramblings that his unit was on its way towards the Italian front and that they were only some miles away.
âPaul, if this is another one of your French girlfriends-â she turned to see a blond nurse setting him with a glare
âNo no no! Lorraine, I swear, we just found her. She was sent over for nursing and got split from her group!â Paul nervously scurried back towards the door, lingering in the doorway.
She watched the nurse switch her attention to her and her demeanor changed.
âOh gosh, come here, poor thing.â Lorraine helped her to a nearby bed, setting her down gently.
âI got trapped in a building that was going down. I think my ankle is sprained, and my ribs are hurt from the fall.â The nurse nodded along as she spoke, dragging over a cart of supplies.
The tent was calmer than it had been hours ago, looking around the room she could see the exhaustion on the faces of many of the nurses. Soldiers, civilians, and the occasional nurse were occupying the beds, the attack harming many in the area.
She felt the skim of finger tips on her now propped up ankle and watch the young nurse look her over carefully. The odd angle and the horrible bruising letting her know what was going on under the skin.
âOh sweetheart this had to hurt. Let me get a splint for you, this could be broken.â
She nodded along as the nurse spoke. Once she had some rest and some food that ankle would be repaired in no time. The ribs had already begun to fuse back into place, all this nurse would notice would be some bruising. Steve and Buckyâs serum might work fast, but her powers worked faster by a mile.
While the nurse set to wrapping her ankle, she made small talk to distract her from the pain.
âSo, where did you lose your group?â
âHard to say, it wras between trains. Somewhere in France but I know that doesnât help much.â Vague was the theme of the day
âI know what you mean, i was so sick from the travel I could barely keep track of city names.â Y/n hummed along softly at this
âWell, Iâm sure Mrs. Daniels would appreciate the help once youâre all healed up! These boys keep us all on our toes.â
âHey now Lorraine, we try to stay out of trouble!â George whined, still standing in the doorway
âWell you do a poor job of that!â Lorraine huffed, tying up the ankle. âNow get out of here so i can take care of this poor girl! You need to eat some lunch.â
âAww I knew you cared Lorraineâ the soldier mimed a swoon with his hand over his heard
âOut!â She shooed them away with her hands, nearly pushing the men out of the tent.
The soldier chuckled as he left, Lorraine shaking her head, the ghost of a smirk dancing across her lips.
âNow, let me check on these ribs.â
Y/n was never more happy to be in plain clothes than she was today. Her suit from Tony would have caused a mess, but thankfully her blouse and skirt would be ambiguous enough. Nothing quite like a mad scientist pulling you away from an afternoon meeting by starting a fight on the street outside of the tower.
Pulling up the top enough to show her damaged lower ribs, the nurse again skidded her fingers along carefully, poking here and there.
âWell the good news is I donât think theyâre broken, just bruised. Iâll see what we have to ease the pain!â
âOh no, please save that for the men, Iâll be fine.â
âIf youâre sure.â Lorraine didnât seem convinced but was more than willing to ration the supplies. âOh! Do you have any information on where you were supposed to be stationed?â
Y/n thought carefully. She wasnât sure if she should play it off as a careless mistake, would they believe it? But what could she say? She had no paperwork, no information, no proof of what she was saying. Not to mention she knew nothing about world war 2 outside of what Steve had told her.
And then there was the matter of how would she get home? She had no way of to let the team know where or when she was, and no idea on how to get back to them. Stark would have to find something, maybe they could get to Strange and have him help. But to do that, she needed to let them know where she was.
And in 1943 there was only one way to do that.
âAzzano, I was going to Azzano.â
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first, I just wanna say the Kon agonies are making me lose my freaking mind!!!! oh my GOD Iâm devouring your writing every single time!!!
second, for my actual ask!! I was wondering how you think timkonâs proposal would be like? If you havenât already told us, I feel like you have but Iâm not sure!
thank you thank you!! i love kon and his issues. he has so many of them. (shameless plug for the kon agonies here again <3)
i love to think abt timkon proposal ideas. many possible ways it could go but i FIRMLY believe the one way it Can't go is "traditionally perfect and clichĂŠ and romantic". it has to go sideways at least a little. they're both weirdos with an insane general lifestyle. i have several ideas that i think are all really fun, but the baseline is just that there's no way it goes off without a hitch. therefore, i present:
how DO tim and kon get engaged? (one possibility!)
on a very casual chill date night in, while sharing a pizza while hanging out on the couch in their pajamas and watching star trek, they agree they want to get married. they also both agree it'll still be fun to do a proposal.
yeah each of them is now going "hehehe. i'm gonna surprise him with a nice date and i'll romance him as he deserves and then ask him to marry me and he will be swept off his feet!!!"
so. you know. now it's a race.
one weekend, kon takes tim on a lovely romantic date. by the point kon's got him sitting in his lap way up in the sky, twirling wispy clouds around them both into hearts while he points up at stars way overhead, tim is INCREDIBLY suspicious of what's coming (a proposal) and is SO mad because he was going to propose NEXT WEEKEND.
kon's sappy speech gets interrupted by toyman attacking metropolis and tim is like. oh thank god. i mean uhh... wow... FUCK toyman! i'm SO mad about this! meanwhile kon pouts the entire time he's decimating a small army of toy soldiers with real guns. tim finds this adorable.
kon almost still pops the question anyway, but his vanity stops him. his hair got a little singed by a giant firebomb and he's upset about it. he can't propose like this.
next weekend, tim takes kon on a lovely romantic date. when he goes down on one knee in front of a park fountain under a canopy of string lights (very romantic, kon deserves it), kon starts HOLLERING and pulls his ring box out like NO!!! I DID SO GOOD LAST WEEK IM PROPOSING TO YOU!!!!!
tim: NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST. CONNER KENT YOURE THE LOVE OF MY LIFEâ
kon: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE YOURE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND IM GONNA PUNT YOU INTO THIS FOUNTAIN IF YOU DONT LET ME PROPOSE TO YOU FIRSTâ
tim, yelling over him: âAND I'D BE HONORED TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOUâ
kon tackles him.
they both fall into the fountain.
they both have to hunt for their ring boxes in the fountain.
passerby are staring.
they are in their nice fancy date clothes. on their hands and knees. crawling around in a big ol park fountain. it's cold. they're a mess. please send help
kon finds his ring box first (tim swears up and down that he cheated by ttking tim's box away every time he almost grabbed it) and tackles tim a second time, sits on him in the fountain, and grabs his face.
tim licks him. kon is, shockingly, undeterred.
"TIM," he says, and squishes tim's cheeks. "you're a STUBBORN ASSHOLE. WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
"I'M a stubborn asshole?!" tim demands. it's muffled because his cheeks are still very squished. "god, obviously yes, but you're the jackass, i planned tonight out so well and you hijacked itâ"
kon kisses him. tim kisses him back.
tim's ring box mysteriously happens to brush his fingers then. very convenient, thank you, kon.
they exchange rings still sitting there in the cold water under all the lights. tim's teeth are starting to chatter.
passerby are still staring.
they don't care. they're engaged!
and that's the story of how tim drake gets mild hypothermia and kon fusses and frets over him for the rest of the weekendâuhhh I MEAN, the story of how tim and kon get engaged. yippee!!
#answers#rockstar-robin#timkon#i also think its very easy for ti to be a super lowkey casual affair#and i ALSO love the idea of a world-ending cataclysmic space battle for the pirates of the caribbean style proposal/wedding#but i think the comedy zone is just really fun. i like it when theyre silly#tim#kon#rambles
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Pairing: Chris Sturniolo X Female Reader
Synopsis: Y/N is a mean girl who hates a soft boy! She wants her men mean and rough. When Chris doesnât take this well things start to changeâŚ.this is for my best friend who literally held me at gun point to write this long ass storyđ
Warningsâ ď¸: This is juicy juicy SMUT. Iâm talking hair pulling, smacking, spit, manhandling, knife kink. Chris is mean as fuck and a douchey asshole. So read at your own risk just know sheâs juicy
Song for the imagine: One of The Girls- The Weeknd, JENNIE, Lily-Rose Depo
â ď¸This is an 18+ story, so minors do not interact, or do??â ď¸
Chris was such an annoying little clingy boy. We were friends for some time now, and we were literally the definition of black cat and golden retriever energy. I was always a bitch and cold, I mean I had my soft spots but ehhh. And he was so childish and giddy all the time.
Iâm not sure how we became friends, or how we actually liked each other, but we did. I had actually really liked Chris, but something about him acting too childish for me kept me away.
Most of the time we hung out it required me to literally watch him like he was a child. He acted like such a little baby, and one part of me wanted to coddle him, and the other part of me wanted to smack him to reality.
âI can tell you why she ghosted youâ I told Chris
âAnd why is that?â He said rolling his eyes
âBecause youâre such a little pussy. You get pussy whipped and youâve never even met the girlâ I told him
âNot fucking true at allâ he said sounding offended
âNo, it's very true. Youâre a munch, and girls donât like that. Ease off. Youâre doing too muchâ I told him
âExcuse the fuck out of me! Miss perfect. How many guys actually want you around. Youâre so meh and dark and MEANâ he said
âGuys like mean girlsâŚ..Iâll have you know I get any guy I wantâ I told him
âYeah right! I couldnât be with a girl whoâs meanâ he said back
âYeah because youâre too nice, and youâre like a baby. Tighten the fuck upâ I responded back to him
âCould you not be mean to meâ he said
âUhhh let me think?? Noâ I said rolling my eyes at him
âChris, I'm telling you. Stop being a little softy and youâll see every girl will fall to their knees for youâ I told him
âWould you fall to your knees for me?â He asked with a puppy dog face
âNot until you get meanâŚ..i like my men just as mean, and you doing this puppy dog face is putting you at the bottom of my rosterâ I said giving him a weird face
âNot a single nice thing out your mouthâ he said scoffing and rolling his eyes
âOh! You see that the scoffing and the eye roll? Yeah, keep doing that. A bad attitude looks good on youâ I told him nodding my head
âOuu are you flirting with me?â He asked smirking
âMost definitely am notâ I said laughing in his face
His face drops and he clenched his jaw
âOhh Chris that was hot as fuck, keep doing itâ I told him running my tongue along my teeth
âYou think so?â He said getting happy again
âSee now I was flirting with you, and that shit went right over your domeâ I told him
âUhhh whateverâ he said giving up
I worked at a bar/lounge that Chris and his brothers always frequented. Iâm sure it was for me because this is not their scene at all. I found it amusing, but Chris just wasnât my type
I hadnât seen the triplets in a good month. Their fame skyrocketed and they were on tour the last I saw on instagram. Man I kind of missed my munch I was getting bored with these guys.
I was working a boring night shift on a Tuesday when nobody would be in. We were so slow I think I washed the shot glasses 25 timesâŚ.actually might be 26
The front door opened and Chris and his brothers walked in. Immediately my face lit up
âHey guysâ I said
âY/N heyyyyyâ Nick said walking over to sit at the bar
âYooâ Matt said sitting next to him, and then Chris sat next to Matt
âHey Chrisâ I said
He just nodded his head at meâŚ.whos this fucking cool guy? I asked myself
âHow have you guys been?â I asked them
âWeâve been good, just got back from tour actuallyâ Matt said
âOh nice how was that? Insufferable I imagine with all the teenage girls screamingâ I said
âI missed your negativity! Actually it was really funâ Nick said
âHow many tits did you sign Chris? Oh wait your whole fanbase is like 16, and youâre too pussy to do it for the girls that are actually of ageâ I told him
âFuck outta hereâ he said giving me a dirty look
âOh someoneâs a little feistyâ I said looking at Matt and Nick
âYeah heâs been a total dick lately. Heâs really fucking pissing us offâ Nick said rolling his eyes
âShut the fuck upâ Chris said rolling his eyes
Iâm not sure who this new Chris is, but it was really fucking hot.
âLet me take you on a dateâ Chris randomly blurted out
âFuck noâŚ.have you lost your mindâ I told him laughing at him
âWhy you gotta do me like that. Iâm tryna be nice and ask you outâ he said rolling his eyes
âI told you I like my men meanâŚ.not posers pretending to be meanâ I said back
âWant me to smack you around and call you bitch then? Before you agree to go out with meâ he asked scoffing
âMmm that does sound enticingâ I said winking at him
The triplets had left about an hour after hanging around, and I had to finish my boring shift. I was closing solo tonight since it wasnât busy, and everyone cleaned their area, so I only had a small portion to clean
It was 2AM, and I walked over to the door switching the open sign to closed
I walked back to my area and was wiping down the bar and the tables that were mine. When all of a sudden I heard someone come inâŚ.I thought I locked the door??
âIâm sorry weâre closedâ I yelled out since my back was turned
âYou left the door openâŚ.rookie mistakeâ I heard someone say, I knew that voice
âChris what the fuckâ I said turning around
âNot happy to see me?â He asked frowning
âNoâŚwaiting around like some creepâ I told him cleaning my last table
âOhhh you wound meâ he said
âChris youâre so fucking corny please stopâ I said shaking my head
âJust give me a chance please I really like youâ he said
âYouâre acting like a freaky obsessed teenager, NOâ I told him
âI can be meanâ he said back to me
âYeah sure you canâ I said laughing at him
âI can be mean, and I can fuck you like a dirty slut you annoying bitchâ he said walking closer to me
âThe fuck did you just say?â I asked shocked, and pleasantly surprised
âYou heard meâŚâ he said smugly
âI can make you take back all those things you said about me. When I fuck you like A DIRTY SLUT YOU ANNOYING BITCHâ he said raising his voice at the last part
âI doubt you can fuck me goodâ I said feeding into him
âOh Iâll have you fucking weeping and limpâ he said laughing
âCome on then rude boy, I can take youâ I said
Chris stormed over to me and slammed me into the edge of the bar table (fuck that will leave a mark tomorrow). He smashed his lips against mine in a disgusting and sloppy kiss, but it was so fucking hot my knees buckled a bit
âYouâre getting nothing but my dick tonight, and Iâm going to give it to you how I want, and youâre gonna take it, GOT ITâ he said gripping onto my chin harshly
âYesâ I said
We started to make out and he was groping my body harshly with want and need
He pulled away and looked me over while licking his lips
His hand came up to my throat and he started to choke me
âYouâre gonna be mineâ he spat at me like venom on his tongue
He removed my shirt and my bra. Immediately grabbing my boobs massaging them while looking at my face
âFuck Chrisâ I said biting my lip
He grabbed the back of my head and leaned my head down. I was looking at his palm
âSpitâ he demanded
âWhat the fuck noâ I told him
He smacked me, âI said spitâ and he pushed my head a little harder
So I spat on his palm
âGood fucking girlâ he let go of my head kind of pushing me back and brought his palm up to my nipple massaging the spit in
âOhh fuckâ I said throwing my head back
âYeah what a fucking slutâ he said massaging my other breast
âStop fucking talking and do somethingâ I said which he didnât like because he spun me around and pushed me against the counter again
âYou need to learn to be niceâ he said, pulling my hair causing my head to go back. I winced in pain and pleasure
He pulled my skirt down and had me step out of it
âRed lace thong. Youâre a mean bitch and a slutâ he laughed
âFuck youâ I said
âOH! So vulgarâ he said pulling my hair again
âHow do you feel about a knifeâ he asked me massaging my ass with his right hand
âChris what the fuck are you onâ I said trying to look over my shoulder but he didnât let me
âIf I brought a knife up to your pussy would I make you shudder?â He asked in my ear
âYou wouldnâtâŚ.you're a pussyâ I said laughing
The next thing I heard was the sound of a pocket knife opening. This sick fuck, he really had a knife
âI would choose my next words wiselyâ he said
âOr whatâ I said rudely
Chris placed the blade on my ass slowly grazing it. This sent a chill down my spine
âI donât knowâŚ.you tell meâ he said back
âChris Iâm not fucking around donât be stupidâ I told him
Slowly I felt the blade travel further until he slid it under my underwear, and cut the side of it, and then slid it to the other side, and cut the other side letting my now destroyed underwear fall to the floor
He then swiftly turned me around
âSpeechless are we?â He said with a smile on his face
He took the knife and slowly ran it up from my stomach to the valley of my breast
âAm I scaring you?â He asked with a fake pout
âNo youâre turning me onâ I said looking into his eyes
He then pulled my head back allowing my neck to be exposed, and he lightly slid the knife against my neck
âMmmm how about nowâ he said taunting me
âMaybe a little bit. The knifes at my fucking throatâ I said getting scared
âGoodâ he said then placed the knife on the counter, and grabbed me harshly throwing me against a table
He flipped me around so my chest was against the table and my ass was up
âNow Iâm going to fuck you so hard you wonât even know your nameâ he said smacking my ass
âFuckâ I said wincing in pain
Chris kicked my legs apart, and started to unzip his pants. Taking his hard dick out. He walked around to where my head was
âBe a good girl and spit on my cockâ he said smacking me lightly
I opened my mouth and spit on his cock. He then used that to jerk himself off. Slowly walking back behind me
He was teasing my entrance at such an agonizingly slow pace
âCHRIS PLEASEâ I said already fucked out
âShut the fuck upâ he warned
And slowly he slid into me bottoming out in one go
âMmmm this pussy was made for meâ he said groaning
Within a few second Chris was pounding into me like a feral fucking animal. His hips connecting to my ass in loud smacks
âFuck Chris you feel so goodâ I moaned out gripping the table
He was pounding into me relentlessly like I was some fucking ragdoll. His dick was touching all the right places
âGive me your handsâ he said, but I ignored him
He grabbed my hair and pulled me up
âI said. GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING HANDSâ he said throwing me forward
âIM SORRY IM SORRYâ I said giving him my hands
He grabbed them together and started pounding into me even harder. How was this humanly possible
âOh my god Chrisâ I said moaning and drooling everywhere
He lifted my leg up so my knee was on the table as he thrusted into me
âSuch a good fucking slut for meâ he said laughing as he smacked my ass with his right hand
âYou gonna let me take you on a date now?â He asked
âYes Chris yes! Whatever you wantâ I said moaning as tears fell from my eyes from the pleasure
âGood! Letting me fuck you like a dumb slut, and then letting me be your manâ he said thrusting into me hard
âFuck Iâm gonna cumâ I screeched out
âYeah cum on my cockâ he said as he pounded into me
âFuck fuck fuckâ I said and I came all over his cock. I was shaking and moaning out incoherent words as my legs were about to give out
âLet me cum on your titsâ he said as he pulled out of me and roughly turned me over
He jerked himself over before moaning out my name as his lower abdomen constricted and he he came all over my tits
He came down from his high, picking his pants up and catching his breath
âNow howâs that for signing titsâ he said lightly smacking me in my face
âTouchĂŠâ I said rolling my eyes at him
âLet me clean you up, so I can take you homeâ he said
Chris had cleaned me up, and helped me clean the bar up again before I fully closed, and he decided to take me home
âSo about that date?â He said when we pulled up to my house
âYeah?â I asked him getting ready to get out
âAre you down?âhe asked
âOf course! Pick me up tomorrow at 6â I said before kissing him on the lips, and walking to my house.
The End
I hope yall like this one! I havenât done a Chris smut in a minute. Canât wait to finish these imagines! I love writing đ¤â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
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Hellođ i dont know if you can but, can you do a drabble of yandere Sniper [tf2] stalking and kidnapping the reader[gender neutral]? And that he keeps them locked up in his camper van?
And uhhh, if you can the reader loves him right back?đđ
If you cant do the stockholm syndrome thing, i get it. But at least do yandere Sniper please.
TF2 yandere sniper drabbles
suggestive, gn reader | this prompt was so fun!! tysm for the ask :)
tw: stalking, kidnapping, obsession, depictions of wounds and blood, drugging, abusive relationship, reader falling in love with yandere
drabbles under the cut :P
- you were aware of his existence a long time before meeting him, and whilst you had dealt with creeps and weirdos before, this guy was....different... - waking up during the night and feeling a presence in the room, yet finding no one once the lights were turned on; catching a glimpse of someone from the corner of your eye, and turning around to see nothing - for the longest time you had felt insane! "you're just paranoid!" you'd hear from friends and family - and then you had your first encounter with him at your local cafe whilst in the lineup ordering your coffee - okay, well, you weren't certain that it was him, but the way his bluish-grey eyes bore into yours with such an obsessive, aching, needy want caused you to put two and two together - and much to your dismay, he had realized that you knew - you brushed past him, hoping he wouldn't follow you, hoping that you could make it home in time to pack a bag or two so you could stay with a friend for the night - but you only made it half way down the street before being pulled into an alleyway and feeling the sharp jab of a needle in your shoulder
- you must have fought for several minutes before finally passing out, because upon waking there were bruises and scuff marks littering your skin - the second thing you noticed once you gained consciousness was the leg of camper van pull-out table you were tied to - if you had the strength, you would have kicked the table upwards and slid your ducktaped wrists off of the leg, yet your drowsiness and the numbness of your legs told you that trying to escape would be futile - for a second you considered screaming out - someone, anyone must be able to hear you, you couldnât have gone too far out of town - you hear the stifled laugh of a man from the other side of the van - you turned sharply to look at the man, when an overbearing wave of nausea and dizziness rushed over you. âfuck!â you hissed, squeezing your eyes shut - the man chuckled, and from what courage you could muster, you glanced up at him. he wasâŚ.handsome? - âfucking gross y/n! donât think that about this guy! he KIDNAPPED YOU!â the reality of the situation had finally set in - âwho are you?! where am i?! please, please just let me go and I wont tell anyone about this! Iâll give you whatever you want! please donât kill me!â you had started to sob - through the blurry tears you saw him get up and walk closer to you, his brown boots clacking against the floor rung in your head like gun shots - âshut up. I took ya because youâre the thing I want. Iâve been followinâ you for a while and I know you know about it. I got tired of waitinâ, so I made myself known, thatâs all.â his face was serious, his voice condescending, as if it were obvious - you felt hopeless, pathetic, and manic. you started to scream, cry, thrash around pathetically whilst he stood over you. he lit a cigarette and blew some smoke down at you - âwe are a looooong way away from any people darlâ, so it would be easier for both of us if you played niceâ the man spat, and walked towards the exit of the camper van, grabbing a sniper rifle out of a locked compartment in the wall - âif youâre not here when i get back, i will kill you, y/n.â and with that, he left.
- months had gone by, and eventually you had grown placid, sitting under that table on your makeshift bed day in, day out while the man you had eventually grown to know as Mundy monitored you, fed you, bathed you, and clothed you - you had gained his trust, therefore he decided it would be best to remove your constraints - while he was at work you would rummage through his belongings to find out more about him; what hobbies he had, where he was from, his likes and dislikes - you found a photo of his parents and casually asked him about them one day. he was taken aback by your curiosity, yet he told you stories about his childhood and you shared some of your own - you couldnât even hate him anymore, you had actually grown fond of the man in your time spent with him, but there was no fucking way he could know that. you still wanted to escape from this sicko and return to your old life - but what even was your old life? your 9 to 5 job, coming home to an empty house every day, the constant feeling of being watched with no one to believe you - suddenly your situation seemed a lot better than what you were previously stuck with - that night you had awoken, startled by a wounded and bloody Mundy stumbling through the camper van doors. âholy shit, are you okay?â you hated how it came out so earnestly - luckily for you, the concern had seemingly gone unnoticed as he had sat himself on the floor next to you, peering into your eyes for some kind of permission with a guilt and bashfulness you hadnât seen from him thus far - you didnât know what to do or say, so you nodded slightly, and on cue he pressed himself into your side, burying his face in the crook of your neck - he smelt like cigarettes, dirt, and gore - you didnât ask, and he didnât tell, but you knew he had a hard day at work. no matter what his job was, you knew all too well the feeling of coming home after a shitty shift and sobbing into your pillows. you often wonder if Mundy ever saw that side of you, sides you hadnât shown anyone - you held each other in this awkward side hug for what felt like both hours and seconds, you honestly didnât want to let go, but he was still bleeding out and you had been dirtied - âwanna shower?â you asked chastely. it felt uncomfortable asking your captor for something soâŚ.sweet? he glanced at you, attempting to hide the shock in his face - âyeah, okay.â he mumbled, slowly letting go of your warmth and standing up shakily, you followed in suit and head into the cramped bathroom
- by this point you had already been naked around Mundy, he refused to let you shower by yourself and most days you had been so exhausted you had looked forward to him washing you - but you had never caught a glimpse of what was under his work uniform or the red plaid pyjama slacks and white t-shirt he wore around the van, and a small part of you was nervous, but a huge part of you anticipated the reveal - you stripped yourself and climbed into the tub, chin resting on your knees, hugging your legs, and staring up at the tall, lanky man - a red tinge glossed his dirty face, clearly this was a vulnerable spot for him, and you couldnât help but respond with your own red cheeks in turn - ââŚ.are you jumping in or whatâŚ?â you couldnât look at him, the only sound louder than the thumping of your heart in your chest was the water spilling from the tap filling the tub - âah- yeah just uh, gimme a second,â he murmured, removing his jacket and unbuttoning his top - his chest and back were scarred, some old, some new. you felt a pang of sadness. the irony of this situation was not lost on you, feeling more remorseful over hating this man than he does for kidnapping you, but you couldnât help it. he was so raw, so genuine - he had stripped bare, and climbed into the tub facing away from you, handing you a bar of soap, you absentmindedly washed his back, it felt all too natural to you, maybe it was the steam of the shower, maybe it was the exhaustion that came from sleeping on the cold, hard floor of the camper every night with nothing but a blanket and pillow to keep you comfortable, but something about being here now, with Mundy, felt so right - âI think Iâm in love with you,â you spoke softly, so softly you were sure he couldn't even hear the whisper, and before you could react, Mundy turned and pulled you into a rough kiss. you melted into it, running your soapy hands through his auburn hair. eyebrows furrowed and face burning, he pulled away - âwanna sleep in my bed tonight?"
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