#uhhh fucken how do i tag shit on here

[officialspec]

committing myself to doing more studies this year………..practiced clothes today

[not-delicious-milk]

@adhdyuuji​ tagged me to do this ask game thingy so i guess it’s time for you all to know too much information about me

name/nickname: lara, though apparently my nickname is “milky” or straight up “milk”. my favorite kind of milk is extra creamy planet oat, my second favorite is banana

gender: the pile of clothes that you think might be a person in the middle of the night (she/they)

star sign: cap sun, leo moon, gemini rising. roast me if you like, i’ve already heard it all

height: 5′8 and 3/4! i like to mention the 3/4 nowadays

birthday: just happened a couple days ago, january 8

fav band: fuck uhhh *checks my spotify* i’m terrible at picking between things but thankfully most of what i listen to are solo artists so i’ll just say probably mother mother. though i’m partial to supertramp, metallica, and dream theater. and lemon demon (does that count as a band?) and also muse is good though i don’t know that many of their songs oh and babymetal is good. 

fav solo artist: *instantly dies* so i can’t fucking pick one but i’ll rattle off the ones i like. mitski, phoebe bridgers, eve, ricky montgomery, sir chloe, poppy, the japanese house (does that count as a solo artist?)... and also i listen to a lot of classical music for obvious reasons so my favorite composers are shostakovich, ravel, debussy, dvorak, philip glass, rachmaninoff, and bach. and my favorite classical musicans are julius baker, jasmine choi, hilary hahn, and evgeny kissin. claire chase is also pretty cool, and i’ve actually met her during a juilliard summer thing, though it was over zoom

song stuck in my head: i’ve made approximately seven thousand posts about it but this track from the saiki k soundtrack

last movie: exactly 2 minutes of castle in the sky before i got bored and left. my mom only watches dub and i hate dubbed studio ghibli films. in general i don’t watch a whole lot of movies, my attention span isn’t long enough. that doesn’t stop me from watching like 8 hours worth of anime though

last show: saiki k (rewatch)

when i created this blog: who fucken knows. is that on tumblr somewhere? i think it was last summer, but i changed my theme like twice. i’ve been on tumblr, like in general, way longer than that, but i deleted my last blog and made a new one so here i am

last search: so i’m gonna ignore the ones that are related to my most recent post, because they’re mostly about formatting and just finer definitions. “japanese morse code translator”. i was really sure that there was morse code in akechi touma’s theme but i’m pretty sure it’s just gibberish. that or i can’t identify morse code for shit

other blogs: nope! i still don’t get how that system works at all

do i get asks: well i got a fuck ton of anon asks until i turned that off so people would behave and now it’s pretty quiet. i like getting asks! please ask me things! 

following: 132

why i chose this url: this was originally a cottagecore blog and then i changed it to a mp100 blog and then i changed it to a jjk blog. but when it was a mp100 blog it was a reference to an omake in chapter... 7

average hours asleep: somewhere between 4 and 8? i’m trying to sleep more lately

lucky number(s): i like 12!

instruments: i play the flute and i intend on becoming a professional musician! so i’m pretty serious about it. 

what i'm wearing: hoodie and sweatpants. i haven’t changed out of my pjs yet

dream trip: vienna would be nice. i’d like to visit the opera house. anywhere in france would be nice too, i’ve been there once before and i’d like to go back

favorite food: so here’s the thing, i can’t pick favorites. i like whipped cream (does that even count as food?), tempura sweet potato rolls, red lentil soup, salt and vinegar potato chips, vegetable pad see ew, lemon and sugar crepes, and pickles. i don’t know what that says about me.

favorite song: sorry can’t pick one. savior complex by phoebe bridgers, you seemed so happy by the japanese house, redesign your logo by lemon demon, maskarade-suite mvmt 1: waltz by khachaturian, the rite of spring by stravinsky, bluebeard’s castle by bartok (is that cheating? those are a ballet and an opera respectively), schehezerade by rimsky-korsakov, and uhhh dirty town by mother mother

top 3 fictional universes: jujutsu kaisen, percy jackson, one punch man. done. not gonna think of any more nope nope nope

i have no clue who to tag here bc i feel like these are vaguely personal questions and i’m not really a very chatty mutual with anyone else so.... consider yourself tagged if you want to do it!

[ravenofthefandoms]

Here are my thoughts on S8E2!

REAL QUICK THO AN ANGRY REMINDER

If you’re gonna post about an episode after watching the leak TAG UR SHIT I saw way too many spoilers and literally two hours before it aired. If you can’t tag ur shit then don’t post at all until it’s over. At least then most people have seen it. If you don’t tag ur shit then ur legally an asshole so be careful

ANYWAYS Thoughts from S8E2:

- Hi yeah did Dany kinda forget that her dad was the Mad King or is she just gonna act like she’s the only one with the right to want Jaime dead?

- Also I love how she’s like “your sister lied to me wut you gonna do about it”

- She needs to step oFF of Tyrion

- I hope Jaime really does slit Dany’s throat tbh how great would that be

- Bran is great fuckin hilarious

- YAS BRIENNE DEFEND YO MANZ

- God I love Sansa so freaking much 😭 she actually values her advisors opinions unlike another queen I know

- I love how Dany expects Jon to be like “yeah babe whatever you want” and then he’s like “nah Sansa’s right”

- Grey Worm I love you but you’re not intimidating buddy I’m sorry

- Jonno does a 10/10 walkout

- Tyrion you don’t deserve this work environment abuse go give your wisdom to someone else who deserves it

- Mmmmmmm Gendry what a man

- “It’s strong enough” what ur dick?

- “What do they smell like?” What kinda question is that wtf

- PSA: sharp objects handled by Arya Stark turn on Gendry pass it on

- Arya Stark, Queen of BDE

- Fuck yes I love this Bran and Jaime reunion

- Bran is like it’s chill tbh it’s like a good thing that you pushed me out the window and made me a cripple cuz now we’re here and I’m a magical motherfucker

- Bran is the most understanding person ever after he became the Three Eyed Raven

- “She’s your new queen too” mmm no

- Actually, contrary to popular belief Tyrion, it’s not hard to blame her

- Tyrion is both smart and a dumbass at the same time how the fuck

- Jaime’s like a dog who just heard a squirrel like “????brienne?????”

- Podrick isn’t a boy anymore HE IS MY MANZ AND HUSBAND AND HOLY FUCK HE GOT HOT SO FAST LIKE THE LIGHT FACIAL HAIR? WET. SWORD FIGHTING SKILLS? WET.

- Awww Brienne and Jaime are like the awkward high schoolers who have a thing for each other

- Why does Jorah still call her Khaleesi

- I’m glad Jorah isn’t a dumb bitch. Like he literally betrayed Dany to her brother’s killer and she still forgave him but Tyrion decides to trust his sister for once??? Nope he fucked up too bad not trustworthy

- Uhhh the position wasn’t Jorah’s to be stolen

- This scene is proof that Daensa will never happen and I am glad for it

- “I wish I could have that kind of faith in my advisors” uhh??? Maybe get some new advisors then??? You should trust them??? That’s why they’re your advisors????

- PREACH SANSA CLAPBACK ON THAT BITCH BEING A HYPOCRITE

- Uh no a) the northerners accept Sansa pretty well they actually like her and b) you’re not doing a damn good job of it dumb bitch

- Uh the family that destroyed Sansa was your family dumb bitch

- Is this bitch really making the excuse that she was manipulated?¿?

- This bitch big stupid

- This scene literally reminds me of high school like Dany literally reminds me of those fake ass bitches who were sickly sweet just to get what they want from me like wtf Dany is so obviously fake that it makes me cringe

- BREAKER OF CHAINS MY ASS THE NORTH BROKE THEIR OWN CHAINS AND NOW YOU WANNA PUT THEM BACK ON DUMB BITCH EHHA (read that ehha as Cardi B)

- THEOOOOOOON YAS

- I love how he just ignores Dany and is like SANSA I WANNA SERVE U BB

- Suddenly I ship Theonsa

- This Theonsa hug is all I have ever needed in life

- Isn’t that the thief from Merlin?

- I love that little Irish girl who’s like “imma fight give me a sword” like is this Arya 2.0??

- I heart Gilly

- “I’ll defend the crypt then” YES YOU WILL LIL HUNNY YOU’LL DO A DAMN GOOD JOB OF IT TOO

- EDDAAAAAAAY AND TORMUND YAS MY FAVE BITCHES

- Tormund is like surprise bitch you getta hug me first

- Beric is basically that cool as fuck and chill as hell uncle

- “The big woman”

- We love a Jon Snow pep talk

- Bran is like “hi yeah I’d like to be uhhh bait”

- Damn Samwell you didn’t have to flex on us like that with that deep thinking aight

- YES THEON REDEMPTION ARC AS FUCK

- Noooooo let Tyrion fight you ain’t his boss bitch (I mean you are but)

- Need it for what? Taking over the north?

- “No one’s ever tried” hehe I’m in danger

- Stark fam looking badass as fuck

- Walkout #2 isn’t as smooth but still acceptable

- “It’s a long story” bitch I got time start talking

- I CACKLED when those girls walked away from Missandei like I felt bad but that was just such a “you can’t sit with us” moment

- CAN GREY WORM AND MISSANDEI JUST GO TO NARTH AND STAY THERE FOREVER AND GROW OLD TOGETHER PLEASE

- WE WILL PROTECT YOU IM CRYINGGGGG

- Ghost is that you homie????

- Awww the Nights Watch reunion made me tear up a lil

- Sam’s like “I AINT NO BITCH I KILLED A WHITE WALKER KILLED A THENN AND STOLE BOOKS FROM THE CITADEL IM THE BADDEST BITCH AROUND”

- I love this banter with my whole entire heart

- i miss grenn and pyp so much I’m crying grenn was my pre-Pod husband

- I love Lannister brother moments so much they are so pure

- Oprah is handing out redemption arcs left and right wOw

- PODRICK HE IS A MAN NOW HE IS MY HUSBAND HE IS JUST SO SEXY NOW

- CACKLINGGGGG “half a cup” pours in half the wine jug

- What a squad

- TORMUND MAKES ME LAUGH SO FUCKIN MUCH

- He’s the awkward kid who tells weird stories and then does weird shit

- “Kingslayer get it right” - Jaime on the inside

- Everyone just has a “wtf” look on their face and I’m dying

- I. AM. CACKLING. AT. TORMUND. SEND HELP

- I fucking love Sandor with my entire heart and soul

- “I fought for you didn’t I?” Touche you got her there

- *sandor doesn’t get to sit by himself* fINE WHY DOESNT THE WHOLE FUCKING NORTH COME SIT BY ME TOO HUH IF YOU ALL WANT TO. CROWD. ME HUH???

- “I’m not gonna sit with you old shits I’m gonna go fuck a bull I mean uhhhhh I gotta go ”

- Arya being lowkey jealous makes me cackle like a witch

- “Is that your first time?” “Well yeah Arya I don’t put leeches all over my dick every time I get home wtf”

- YES ARYA GET THAT DICK HUNTY YASS RIDE HIM TO STORMS END HUNTY YAAAAAAS

- ARYA IS DOM AND GENDRY IS SUB PASS IT ON

- Arya having her first time be CONSENSUAL and with someone she loves makes me happy as fUCK

- GENDRY IS THE PUREST MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR (only after Pod though)

- All I want at this point in my life is for Podrick to hold me in his big strong arms like I just wanna cuddle him fUCK

- “Not a Ser?? Why the fuck not get outta here with that bullshit”

- “I never wanted to be a knight” Podrick: I call bULLSHIT

- Tormund is supportive of Brienne even when she’s dating another guy he doesn’t even care

- WE WAITED SO LONG FOR BRIENNE AND JAIME TO HAVE A ROMANTIC AND INTIMATE MOMENT AND WE GOT AND BRIENNE EVEN GOT WHAT SHE DESERVES OUT OF IT

- Podrick is Brienne’s proud son I am living for it

- BRIENNE’S SMILE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS THING ON THIS WHOLE ENTIRE EARTH IT MUST BE PROTECTED

- Honestly Tormund just wants to see Brienne happy and successful and tbh I don’t think he would care if that meant that she was with Jaime

- I stg if anything happens to babygirl Lyanna i will throw fists she looks like such a little bad ass in her armor omg she’s adorable

- Yeah Jorah you don’t gotta wield it in Randals memory he was kind of an asshole

- Can Podrick sing me to sleep every night please holy fUCK

- Theonsa? Check. Gendrya? Check. Grey Worm and Missandei? Check. Podrick making my whole self thirsty for him? Check.

- Uhhh Daenerys are you not gonna be concerned that you were idk fuckin your nephew or maybe that you aren’t the last Targaryen???? Maybe something important like that not the Iron fucking Throne???

- This bitch really thinks that Bran and Sam were lying hAh she drank a lot of dumb bitch juice this episode

- Daenerys is like those anti-vaxxers or flat earthers who refuse to see the facts

- Fun fact: episode 3 is going to tear out my heart and soul, put them in a blender, and then fucken shook it until it exploded like a coke with a mento in it

- I read somewhere that said something to the effect of characters who don’t learn from the past are doomed to repeat it and that sounds like Dany w/ the Mad King to me rn

- Honestly every time Dany talked in this episode I got pissed off so that’s not good

- People be like “aw this episode was so boring” like bITCH ARE YALL MISSING THESE GREAT DOMESTIC MOMENTS?? GAME OF THRONES ISNT ALL STABBY AND SHIT IT CAN BE NICE FOR ONCE

- This episode made my heart full and I’m going to cry

- Ummmmm in case y’all haven’t seen in Dan Portman (Podrick) posted on his Instagram and it may or may not be a spoiler and if it is then I’ll kill myself

[peter-pan-hoe]

Blue Smoke and Black Leather

Chapter one: The Bet

Bucky x reader (eventually) Avengers x reader (eventually) 2x OC x reader (roomates)

Portal powers

Warnings: foul language, alcohol consumption, mention of drugs, drunken antics. Crack mostly

Word Count: 1.4k

It’s been so long since i’ve posted. Thank you all for waiting so patiently. Sorry for the absence.

Tags:  @sammysgirl1997​ @allison0609​ @loveisfriendship​ @side-shawty​ @fairydustparker @purplekitten30

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  “Where’s my lucky sock?” Axell called from his and Lillian’s room.

My roommate and best friend’s boyfriend was honestly one of the weirdest people I’d ever met.

I loved him to bits.

The 3 of us were all best friends and had been since our freshman year of high school.

I’d been there for both of them through all the rocky parts of their relationship and all the good parts too.

They’d been there for me when I found out I was a mutant with crazy freaky portal powers.

We were the dynamic trio.

Or whatever.

Axell had his own apartment with another friend but he spent most of his time with us he said it was because he prefers our company but in reality, his roommate was super annoying with his loud music and messy lifestyle.

We always had our little hang outs.

Drinking and watching Netflix and playing games.

Tonight was no different.

At least not in the beginning.

  “Your what?” Lillian called back.

  “My lucky sock,” he shouted. “The one I found in my backpack that time that matches all my other socks,”

  “You mean the bright green one that you never bought, it just turned up one day?” I piped up.

  “Yeah that’s the one,” he stood in the doorway.

  “One: I have no idea where it is,” Lillian laughed. “And two: Why are you looking for an odd sock?”

  “Because it’s comfy,” he grumbled.

  “Forget about it,” she giggled. “It probably belongs to someone in the building and they lost it in the laundry,”

  “Dude I wish I had the money for weed,” Axell groaned, changing the subject.

  “You do,” Lillian replied with a laugh. “You’re just too scared to go find someone who sells,”

  “This is very true,” I nodded as I dealt out Cards Against Humanity cards. “Who’s the card czar?”

  “Ugghh I’m sicks of Cards,” Lillian whined. “Let’s play something else,”

  “Like what?” I laughed. “Truth or Dare?”

They both laughed at my teasing tone.

  “we already know everything there is to know about each other, so the truth part is pointless,” Axell chuckled. “So just telling each other to do weird shit? Sounds dumb,”

  “Dude I saw this video compilation of this guy pissing off his friend by saying “I bet you won’t” followed by some dumb thing,” Lillian explained. “We should do that,”

  “I bet you won’t give Y/n a lap dance,” Axell said immediately.

  “Dude no,” Lillian shoved him.

  “Alright here,” I looked around for something to bet. My eyes landed on the window. “Axe, I bet you won’t scream out the window as loud as you can,”

  “You’re gonna lose that bet,” he grinned and removed his arm from around Lillian’s shoulders before jumping up from the couch. “Want me to scream anything in particular or just a satanic shriek?”

  “Just the shriek,” I laughed.

He nodded with a smirk and opened he window.

He took a deep breath in before shoving his head out and letting out a screech I didn’t think he would ever be able to make.

  “Done,” he turned back with a smile.

  “What the fuck!?” a distant voice from outside called.

  “oh shit,” he quickly shut the window and ran back to the couch.

  “Alright me next,” Lillian sat up excitedly. “Bet me something,”

  “I bet you won’t get in the fridge,” Axell said quickly.

  “Why do you have the weirdest ideas?” I asked with a laugh.

  “Who cares,” Lillian grinned as she got up. “Imma fucken do it,”

10 minutes and 3 shots later, Lillian had taken all the food and shelves out of the fridge and was handing Axell her phone to film her getting in and out of the fridge to later upload to Instagram.

  “I feel like the bets are escalating,” Axell laughed as he helped Lillian restock the fridge.

  “Why?” I asked nervously. “What dumb shit are you gonna get me to do?”

  “How do you feel about kidnapping an Avenger?” He looked up at me from where he was crouched in front of the fridge.

  “I feel very strongly AGAINST that,” I laughed. “There’s no fucking way I’m going to kidnap anyone,”

  “Okay but can you at least portal yourself to their facility, make your presence known then portal back?” Lillian suggested with a devilish smirk. “It’s not far,”

  “Dude absolutely not!” I stepped back defensively. “They’ll probably try and kill me!”

  “I bet you won’t go say hi to the Avengers,” Axell grinned with a devilishness that could mirror Lillian’s. “I bet you won’t steal anything,”

  “I fucking hate you guys,” I caved.

I grabbed the bottle of blueberry vodka and took a generous swig before waving my hand and opening a portal.

I stared at the swirling blue mass in the kitchen then set down the vodka bottle on the counter.

  “If I get killed or arrested,” I turned to my friends. “Delete my browser history,”

With that I stepped through.

I left my kitchen and found myself standing in an unfamiliar hallway.

Dark grey tiles and grey marble walls, this place was both unbelievably beautiful and very uninviting.

I hadn’t been in the building 10 seconds before a smooth female robotic voice spoke over the PA system.

  “Intruder Alert,” it said. “Intruder Alert. Fourth floor, west wing corridor,”

I panicked.

  “Fuck!” I audibly screamed.

I began running down the hallway until I came to a room on the left side of the hallway.

It looked like a hotel room with everything from a small kitchenette to a bed and a living area.

I ducked into the room and started to hide when I remembered that I can just portal out.

I opened a portal and jumped through, landing back in my kitchen looking very dishevelled.

  “What did you bring me?” Axell asked.

  “Shit!” I’d forgotten to get a souvenir. “hang on,”

I opened another portal back to that room and looked around for something to nick.

Again, the voice called over the PA system.

  “Intruder Alert. Intruder is in Captain Rogers’s living quarters,”

Fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

I began frantically searching the room for something to steal.

My gaze landed on a dark blue baseball cap on the kitchenette bench top.

I ran across the room and grabbed the hat.

As I opened a portal to leave once again, a large man ran into the room.

  “Hey!” I shouted, waving the cap in the air. “Sorry to bother y’all. I needed this to settle a bet! Bye!”

I was about to jump through when the man (who was not Captain America) called out to me in a gruff voice.

  “Hold it!” he shouted.

Some other voices overlapped his and I heard a pop! before I felt a sharp pinch in my arm.

I jumped through and landed in the middle of my living room with a thud.

  “Ow what the fuck!” I dropped the hat and looked at the dart in my arm. “Guys I think they sedated me!”

I ripped the dart from my arm and looked up at my friends.

They ran over from the kitchen with worry in their eyes.

  “Dude sit down!” Lillian shouted, gesturing wildly at the couch behind me.

I did as she said and waited to pass out.

But I didn’t.

  “guys I feel fine,” I looked up at them. “What if it’ not a sedative dart,”

  “What else could it be?” Axell took it from my hands and examined it. “It’s got a little red flashing light,”

Lillian looked up from me to the dart in Axell’s hands.

  “It’s a tracker!” she shouted.

  “Shit!” the blood drained from his face. “What do we do?!”

  “I don’t know!” She cried back. “uhhh…. Throw it out the window!”

  “Seriously?!” he screamed.

HE clamoured around for a bit before he nodded fearfully and opened the window he’d shouted out of earlier.

With one last look back at us he readied his throwing arm.

  “Wait!” I shouted.

I jumped up from the couch and took the dart from him, taking it to the kitchen.

I placed it on the bench then opened the second drawer and pulled out the rolling pin.

I put the dart on the cutting board, still on the bench from lunch earlier, and brought the rolling pin down, smashing the dart to pieces.

  “just to be sure,” I shrugged.

I scooped up the chunks of tech and handed then back to Axell.

  “Now throw it,” I said firmly.

He nodded and drew his arm back before tossing the shards of the dart as far as he could into the darkness outside.

We stood around in silence for a few seconds waiting for anything to happen.

Nothing did.

  “Dude what now?” Axell broke the silence.

  “Season 10 of Doctor Who was just added to Netflix,” Lillian said quietly.

  “I’ll get the snacks,” I turned back to the kitchen.

  “So that’s it?” Axell asked.

  “That’s it for now,” I shrugged.

[arknightslovemail]

Holy shit im so bad abt checking my tumblr notifs fffffs sorry savannah i only just saw this orz rules: answer these questions, and tag 20 amazing followers that you would like to get to know better.

tagged by: @flurifan​

name: Hannah

nickname: Echo, eho, han, hand, frickr, call me anything you want idc

zodiac sign: gemini

hogwarts house: slytherin/ravenclaw split (i think i was put into slytherin most recently but who knows ive never harry potter-ed)

height: 5′4"ish

orientation: aroace

ethnicity: Korean 

favorite fruit: I like! Sweet kiwis a lot! Pineapples are pretty good too! I also like korean pears when theyre actually in season!

favorite season: winter (hell yeah)
favorite book series: warrior cats (lmao) uhhh but fr i dont read much anymore! I loved avalon web of magic a lot when i was younger though!

favorite fictional characters: A L L. (My absolute number one top favorite character is?? Probably?? A tie between henry and gerome from fire emblem?? Just going by how much ive expressed my love for them?? Idk i have a lot of faves this is hard favorite flower: spider lilies are cool and so are orchids. Snowdrops are cute too

favorite scents: fRESH BREAD/BAKED GOODS!! \o/ vanillas pretty good too and lavendars good if its not too strong

favorite color: pale blue!

favorite animal: batsbatsbatsdidyouknowilovebatswellidoilovebats

favorite artist/band: my music tastes change too fuckening often but i like jhameel, mesita, kemu, and epik high pretty consistently

coffee, tea, or hot cocoa?: tea

average sleep hours: like 2 or 3 on a good day

number of blankets you sleep with: 1

dream trip: tbh my minds been so empty of travel bc my lifes a mess rn but uh? People have said id like taiwan a lot

last thing googled: tekken. Ive been trying to figure out if i want it bad enough to get it >_>

blog created: uhhh fuck idk (i just checked and i made it june 26, 2013)

number of followers: uHHH FUCK Idk im on the mobile app spare my life

what do I usually post about: games, shows, etc. also dumb jokes and shitposts. Also some o that Good Discourse (and by good i mean bad god i hate the tumblr discourse) but im never here so

do you get asks regularly: no, but im not on anymore so thats okay

what is your aesthetic: stuff with skies/clouds/stars, gore, weird glowy/foggy shit, idk. I think i had some stuff under the tag atmosphere that gives me that Good Aesthetic Vibe And if anyone wants to do this feel free to but im not on often enough to tag anyone orz