#uhhh do these two have a shipname?

[eldritchqueerture]

Wanted to explore Artie drunk and in the pits of despair. There will probably be more. At some point.

Summary:

Parker raised his eyebrows slightly and shrugged. “Maybe I want to become friends.” Arthur actually let out a laugh at that; not because it was funny, but because this man clearly did not know who he was. What kind of person he was. What kind of things he’d done. “No, you don’t,” he simply said and turned to the bartender, tapping the glass on the bar twice. Parker laid his hand flat next to the glass, as if to stop him. “Wait. Let me get this round.” Arthur frowned at the man again. What was this nuisance for? “Why.” “Because…” He hesitated for a moment. “Because you look like you’ve hit bedrock, friend.” Arthur blinked at him, confused, as the bartender approached them with a bottle of whiskey. Parker raised a finger for him to wait. “What?” Arthur asked. “Have you ever had a blood and sand?” He asked. Arthur grimaced, unable to follow this train of thought. “What is that,” he mumbled. “It’s a cocktail!” Parker smiled brightly. “Blood orange, cherry, scotch – should be right up your alley.”

[s7nnyflowers]

So, I was tagged by one of my favorite beans on the planet @luxmyth and they know not the beast they unleash wHEEZE

They tagged me to do my top 10 ships and I know some of y’all who KNOW ME ARE GONNA TRY TO SNATCH MY WIG so I’m naming my less,,,,,,,, wild ships!!! 

1. Troll Dads (AAARRRGGHH!!! / Blinky)

2. Bubbline (Marceline / Princess Bubblegum)

3. Roadrat (Junkrat / Roadhog) 

4. BananaBread (Parenthesis / Roger)

5. Bumbleby (Blake / Yang)

6. Caulikale (Caulifla / Kale)

7. Bagginshield (Bilbo / Thorin)

8. Nowen (Noah / Owen)

9. Plumeria / Olivia (if they have a shipname someone should lmk)

10. Harlivy (Harley Quinn / Poison Ivy) 

and these are them!!! these are the ships!! and the only ones i will admit to on this website because i fear judgement from my peers!!!! suck my toe!!!! 

i’m tagging @unprincledented for roasting me every two seconds as i made this and also as penance as well as @dreamingreality00 @gayspacedogs and uhhh any one else who is mutuals with me that wants to!