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indecisiveavocado · 10 days ago
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dear december,
please stop too much has been happening and I am not ready.
you need to space things out. you can't do all this. I mean, really. You can't do all this newsworthy shit. documentation:
in thirteen days, you have:
had martial law declared in south korea
killed brian thompson
collapsed the french government
ousted assad
had a reasonably fair and free ghanaian election
among continuing many other crises. you can't do this. you can only have four by this point in time, one every three days. And really, syria should count for two, if not more.
please pause all news for the next few days to let us get back to normal.
thank you.
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