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megaawkwardhuman · 1 year ago

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throughout my days posting to tumblr I try my best to not be an angy little dumbass cuz nobody like hearing people bitch

BUT OH MY GOD THIS ARTICLE

really REALLY important thing to note: I've said it before on here that guillermo is a character that I love dearly. for a fictional character he's really important to me. I wish I was joking when I say he's help me process shit in the past and made me feel overall better about myself in a weird way? I see a lot of myself in that queer little man

BTW I'M AWARE THIS PROBABLY ISN'T HEALTHY AND WEIRD BUT IT'S TRUE (plz don't judge me)

so I'm a bit biased here

this isn't an anti keeping guillermo human post, this is all word vomit, I have nothing personally against whoever wrote this, and nobody should attack this person (if they are a person? this sounds like it was written by an ai)

oh yeah and there's the real chance this was written by an ai and I'm getting mad at a glorified calculator but oh my god I just need to scream rn let me have this

ok with all of that out of the way HI HI HEY HEY HELLOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST READ!!?!??!

the fact they get wrong, the bad takes, the headache this is giving me WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!? IEUWHJUOFEBK2HODPPIHDWIWINDWIINDWPQ

I could break down EVERY LITTLE THING wrong with this but I don't have the time, energy, or brain cells to annotate and dunk on everything this article gets wrong (plus if this is written by an ai like I suspect there's no real point) BUT WHAT I DO HAVE TIME FOR IS JUMPING HEAD FIRST INTO MY MAIN FUCKING ISSUE

now look look LOOK I get people wanting to keep guillermo human I REALLY DO if you think that way that's fine

hell if done right I AM DOWN FOR IT

BUT FUCKING EXCUSE ME!?!!?!

UH NO THE FUCK IT WOULDN'T????

starting with this: UGH BRUH TF?

BESTIE HUH?!?!?!?

yeah it would be interesting but even if they for whatever reason made him a normal plain basic ass vampire THAT COULD STILL BE INTERESTING

seeing a character go from wanting to be a vampire to killing them when need be to now BEING a vampire is interesting, seeing how his dynamics get fucked with be interesting, seeing him learn how to fully be a vampire (something we only really got a glimpse of back in season 1) would be interesting, HAVING HIM FACE CONSEQUENCES FOR BEING A SLAYER TURNED VAMPIRE OR HAVING TO FACE HIM KILLING VAMPIRES IN THE PAST WOULD BE INTERESTING!!!!!!

but but BUUUUUT HERE'S THE THING

EVEN IF HE CAN TURN INTO A VAMPIRE HE'S MORE LIKELY THAN NOT GONNA BE MORE THAN JUST A VAMPIRE

we don't know what the slayer blood will do to the turning process SO EVEN IF IT TAKES LONGER THEN EXPECTED IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP VAMPIRE HE'LL BE IF HE CAN BECOME ONE

like the slayer blood leaves SO SOOOOOOO much room for opportunity if they're concerned with him "being boring" (I feel like being boring would be impossible with the whole slayer thing and the fact that something is always going wrong with him) as just another main vampire

NOW LET'S GET INTO WHY NO: HAVING GUILLERMO BECOME A VAMPIRE WOULDN'T BE FUCKING UP ALL OF THAT PROGRESS HE MADE!

ah yes the block of text that got me to read this

BECOMING A VAMPIRE WOULDN'T CHANGE OR BETRAY ANY OF THAT!

HE'LL STILL GROW JUST NOT AS A HUMAN, HE'S STILL A WARRIOR, ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT FREDDIE? THAT SHIT IS DONE AND OVER WITH, AND BECOMING A VAMPIRE WOULDN'T MAKE HIM UN COME OUT TO HIS FAMILY OR SOMETHING?????

sure most of that wouldn't have happened if he went on the trip back in season 3 BUT THAT'S LONG DONE AND OVER WITH MY GUY WE'RE ENTERING SEASON 5 NOW

next point: him becoming a vampire also wouldn't be him "giving up" IF ANYTHING WITH THE WAY IT WAS FRAMED IT WOULD BE A STEP FORWARD FOR HIM SINCE IT'S HIM DIRECTLY TAKING HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS AND NOT WAITING FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE

he saw a problem in the house and he saw nobody was going to do anything about it so instead of doing what he would have done a season ago and waiting he took matters into his own hands

AND IF HE ENDS UP WALKING AWAY FROM THIS SEASON A VAMPIRE OF ANY FLAVOR HE'S PROBABLY STILL GOING TO MAKE PROGRESS

as a vampire no matter how messy the process is HIS CONFIDENCE WILL BE AT LEAST A LITTLE BOOSTED DUE TO THE FACT HE'S ON A MORE LEVEL PLAYING FIELD MINIMUM

IT MIGHT TAKE A BIT OF TIME BUT OVER ALL HIM BECOMING A VAMPIRE WON'T BE A STEP IN THE WRONG DIRECTION

(KEEPING HIM HUMAN WOULDN'T BE A STEP IN THE WRONG DIRECTION EITHER BTW I CAN SEE WHY THEY WOULD GO THAT ROUTE)

and finally a point I can kinda see: him being accepted as only just a human WOULD be nice

he's worked hard to get respect and he's slowly getting it as he moves from familiar to bodyguard to at this point being just guillermo

BUT HERE'S THE THING: THEY DO TO SOME DEGREE RESPECT HIM ALREADY

the baby colin stuff gave him the respect of laszlo, nadja respects him enough to trust him with the money of the nightclub (yeah it was all cuz of a deal he made with her but if he saw him as fully lesser she would have put up more of a fight ageenst testing a human with the club's money) and the time they spent in england while it didn't make them exstreamly close did to some degree made them closer, nandor at this point mostly if not fully respects him, and colin... well we don't know how he'll treat him but if anything carried over from the baby colin shit he should at least give a crumb of a shit about him!

and yeah I do like seeing guillermo navigate around being a human amount vampires

BUUUUUUT it's kinda getting old in my opinion?

like I do like seeing it don't get me wrong but idk I want it shaken up a bit?

and yeah the whole turning gone wrong will do that but after that what then?

this article is trying to say hey let guillermo become a full on slayer cuz that's his true potential

and yeah I love seeing him be a little murder boy that's also not who he is at his core?

even when he's killing vampires left and right it's never out of a hatred for vampires it's so that he can protect others

if anything a human guillermo's full potential wouldn't be just killing cuz his blood says so it would be to protect

now if guillermo became a vampire that would obviously shake shit up a bit

and while I'm down plain jane by the end he's a normal vampire guillermo I've always been team fucked up dhampire guillermo

cuz let's face it guillermo fitting neatly (or mostly neatly) into a vampire human binary is really fucking boring (OR AT LEAST IN MY OPINION)

having him take a long time or need an unusual means to turn him which leads to him not fitting into the label of human or vampire would to me be an amazing way to go about this

in fact the thing I hate the most about this article is the fact that him ending up with a dhampire isn't spoken as a possibility AT ALL (unless I missed it but I fucking refuse to read that dumpster fire again)

having him be a dhampire would address many of the issues this person has with guillermo becoming a vampire

it would make him stand out, it would test him, it would lead to growth, and it wouldn't be boring and leave him with more to do as he figures out his new unique identity with the others

in conclusion: I spent WAY WAAAAY too much time on this

I'm going to slam my face into some grass now

#edit: ever since I've written this my opinion on this article has change and I honestly don't know why I pissed me off so much #buuut to me it's kinda funny to keep this up soooo enjoy this shit show if you wanna XD #my head hurts why tf did I write this?#also due to how much I wrote I only kinda re read what I wrote #so this is PURE word garbage #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #if AND ONLY IF this was written by an ai can I meet this ai in a denny's parking lot I wanna fist fight it #if this was written by a human hi hey sorry article person plz don't hurt me :)

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mllebabushkat · 2 years ago

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☀️ Warrior Nun S2E2 🌙

btw trending NO. 1?? uhhhhhh yes please-

"you're jealous" ava spitting facts (listen she's just subconsciously talking abt herself but we been knew)

"easy on the eyes" HAHAHHAHA ngl a tad ooc for bea but she's just a lil jelly babyyy

jealous bea counter: 2

"i'm your best friend" sure jan bea yes true AND???? WHAT ELSE-

so then That lady at the bar

laying it on tHICk

JEALOUS AVA COUNTER: +1 EYYY

they're such useless gays iltsm

on today's episode of The Adventures of Camilla & Mother Superion uhhh

team super cam !!

camilla with the scissors and the tranq dart and the "oh you were thinking blindfold?" SHEESH yes girlieeeeee y'all don't understand i love her so much

tiny package of badass <3

yasmine!! she's growing on me !!1 small eyeroll at yet another secret world protecting society tho lol

OOOOO avatrice warehouse scene my belovedddd

this made me so gleeful

"that guy he has a..,,thing/,. in his soul" "what do you want me to do" "i haven't thought that far ahead" <- adorable

protective!bea punching him in the throat

protective!ava absolutely going to TOWN on his face after he knocked bea down GET HIS ASS QUEEN

the pure TERROR when she saw that demon heading towards bea's recovering form, and the subsequent halo blast

very crimson-aiming-shotgun-at-bea-esque ***chef's kiss***

she really went AIN'T NOBODY HURTING THE LOML ON MY WATCH <333

personally loved bea's little "come on not again" look of exasperation post-fight hehe

moving on, obligatory fuck off adriel

francesco is fighting a losing battle i do not envy his position

lilith backstory?????? ah top contender for shitty mother of the year yeP checks out

girl what voices are you talking to uh "/we/ need help"(??) weird scene ngl

she's getting bolder tho hmMM

ok so overall nice conflict weaving between avatrice

but more importantly

DOMESTIC AVATRICE MY BELOVED

going wild at all the domestic familiarity they must've built up in that tiny apartment over the past two months, having to pack all that up yet again

anyway the way they fight (valid points from both ends) and move away only to come back together

always gravitating, always comforting (the hands the hands😍)

"just your job?" "well, and my pleasure" 🥹🥹🥹

and then

"we've lost mary" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

N O

no they did her so dirty what the fuck no

fuck i miss her so much

god the way everyone collapsed sobbing TAT

oh team super cam they must be hurting so much, nobody but those two know right now that the entire ocs has been massacred, i barely knew them but that grief was Palpable :((

mother superion's rare moment of weakness :((((((((

at least they have each other :((

also i just

really really love kty's acting

ugh

HER EYES!!!!! and hands!!!! and all the little movements are SO EXPRESSIVE

that avatrice hug oUGH MY HEART

the way ava instantly goes to hold her after that devastating news

the way she buries her head into the crook of her neck, and bea returns it fully

throwback to when ava first hugged her and she didn't even know where to put her hands the PARALLELS the GROWTH !!!!!!

i cannot

ANYWAY

thINGS are happening can't wait!!!!!

#warrior nun #wn #warrior nun season 2 #babushkat rambles #avatrice #UGH THESE TWO WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME #domestic avatrice singlehandedly CARRYING #all my tropes and dreams being fulfilled #sometimes the writing is still a bit too clunky and overdramatic for my tastes #but whatever #babushkat watches warrior nun

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leverage-ot3 · 4 years ago

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notable moments from The Bank Shot Job

leverage 1.05

I decided I’m also going to start highlighting meta material in these posts for reference reasons (like for fics, headcanons, meta, etc)

I’m colorcoading by what character the meta pertains to btw

Clerk: Hello, Judge Roy.

Judge Roy: [slaps her ass] Hey, sweetheart.

Frank: Can I help you, your honor?

Judge Roy: Yes, Fred. Her phone number?

Frank: It's Frank. And she's 19, sir.

Judge Roy: That's too bad. She got a younger sister

diSgUsTiNG

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Hardison: No. No more. We gotta talk to Nate. No more rip deals. They take too damn long.

Parker (ripping paper): That's why they're called "Rip Deals". You have to convince them they're getting a deal before you can rip them off.

Hardison: Two weeks. Two weeks sleeping in crappy hotels. Two weeks eating in crappy diners. Two weeks having my soul sucked dry. It's 107 degrees. Who lives where it's 107 degrees?

Parker: Juan's not so bad. I kinda like this town

I wanna see that domestic shit of them sharing hotel rooms and eating the continental breakfasts and dingy diners and everything about them living in rundown hotels for two weeks

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Hardison: You know, I had to retask two satellites just to get a lousy internet connection. Took more than an hour to torrent the last episode of Doctor Who.

Parker: Hey! Illegal downloading's wrong. (lights paper on fire in trash can)

that’s it. that’s their relationship.

- - - - -

Hardison: How we coming on the breakdown?

Eliot (loading truck elsewhere): Fake addresses are shut down. Post office boxes are closed. The phones are cleared. Five more minutes, we never existed

bruh those props ??? I wish I had a screenshot but wtf where they DOING for the con ???

- - - - -

Hardison: Want me to call the Delgado family, tell them the news?

Eliot: Nah. Soon as I clear county line I want to do it. I just wish we could do more than bankrupt that corrupt son of a bitch

eliot is so good you guys im-

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Nate: Get out. Now.

Hardison: Is he talking to us?

Parker: An unmarked van parked across the street from a bank that's being robbed? Yeah. I think he's talking to us.

Hardison: Yeah, well, five more feet and he would have been in the clear. What the hell was he thinking?

Parker: Don't be an idiot, Hardison.

Hardison: What?

Parker: Sophie was still in there

parker knows nate loves sophie and would never leave her behind because she may not always get people, but even she can see how much nate cares for sophie

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Derrick: Everyone empty your pockets. Wallets, purses, watches, everything you've got, throw it over here.

(everyone throwing stuff to center of floor)

nate threw his fucking toothpick

- - - - -

Deputy Arnold: No, right here, right here, and we need ...

(Eliot crosses police line)

Deputy Arnold: Whoa, whoa, I need you to take a step back, sir.

Eliot: Tell me what's going on in there.

Deputy Arnold: I'm afraid I can't do that, this is an active crime scene, and you need to ...

Eliot: (to cop) I'm not talking to you. (to Nate) How many are there?

Nate: Yeah, you're right. Clearly amateurs, these two. Yeah. The younger one, looks like he's never handled a gun before.

Eliot: Is judge blow-hard next to you?

Nate: Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, definitely amateurs, That's what makes them so dangerous.

Eliot: Alright, 2 guys, both armed, neither one a criminal mastermind. You want me in there?

Deputy Arnold: Sir, we can't have you going inside the bank ...

Nate: Probably, uh, a good idea just to sit tight, don't you think? You know, and see where these guys' heads are

at, you know?

Eliot (backing away): Alright, your call boss.

Deputy Arnold: Thank you

poor deputy arnold + eliot being done with local law enforcement

- - - - -

Sophie: Okay. So what is the plan, Stan

“what’s the plan, stan” adorable.

- - - - -

(Eliot leans against a building across the street and watches Hardison and Parker pull up in a sedan)

Eliot: Nice ride.

Parker (taking notebook and removing badges): It's embarrassing. Everyone knows you don't rob a bank without an exit strategy. These two deserve to get caught. 42 seconds. (tosses notebook back to Eliot)

Hardison: What?

Parker: To rob this bank. One security guard who has never fired his gun before, 2 closed-circiut cameras outside, 1 inside, and a Glen-Reader safe built in the 50's whose default combination is the birth date of the manager's wife! Get in, get out, 42 seconds.

Hardison: Seriously

parker was so angry that she chucked the binder at eliot and he was like ??? we good ???

- - - - -

Hardison: Seriously? (to Bill) I'm Agent Leonard. This is Agent Elmore. We'll be taking over this crime scene,

Sheriff ...

Bill: Bill Hastings. Nice to meet you. You guys sure are quick, just called this in 20 minutes ago.

Hardison: Well, we were coming back from a little border skirmish. Patrol unit came under attack from a pack of Chupacabras.

Bill: Chupacabras? I thought those things were urban legend.

Hardison: You're adorable

I love it when hardison fucks with people it’s hilarious

- - - - -

Hardison: Whoa, what's going on?

Bill: Cut power to the bank. Standard operating procedure.

Hardison: Standard ... it's standard op ... it's standard? Where do you getting that bull-hockey from son?

Bill: Deputy Arnold, he took a seminar in crisis management last year.

Deputy Arnold: It was an online seminar. We got certificates.

Hardison: Certificates? Magic kits come with certificates. Does that make it cool for kids to saw their parents in half?

Bill: We're just going by the book.

Hardison: The ... the book? The book got a good man killed. I can't ... my blood pressure.

Parker: Ex-partner. Probably shouldn't mention the book again. Or propellers.

parker is doing so well with grifting considering and I’m so proud of her

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Sophie: They are not cops, I promise you, they're friends of mine, you can trust them.

Derrick: Why should I trust you? I don't know who you are.

Sophie: I am a thief.

Derrick: Okay, I'm not sure what to do with that.

that’s it guys. that’s the show.

- - - - -

Nate: I didn't say it was going to be easy. But nothing's impossible, especially when you have the world's greatest thief on your payroll. Parker, have you ever robbed a bank that's being robbed?

Parker: There's a first time for everything.

her SMILE YOUR HONOR

- - - - -

Parker: The bank was built before 1980, before computers. Means it's got a larger than normal night deposit chute.

Hardison: 'Cause business had to drop off ledgers with their daily hauls. What, you thought my genius was only limited to ones and zeroes?

Parker: I'm thinking the chute's my way in. Only problem is, it's in the alley on this side of the building

the way she looks at hardison like damn boy you know my stuff

- - - - -

Hardison: I can take care of that, but, we actually have bigger problems.

Eliot: What's that?

Hardison: Well, Sheriff Coltrane over here called the FBI, the real FBI. Now the closes office is in San Diego, so they should be here, in about, um, give it 45 minutes.

Nate: We can't worry about that now.

Hardison: When do we worry about it?

Nate: In about 45 minutes

hardison, internally: lord give me strength

- - - - -

Hardison: Hold on ... Excuse me. (answers phone) Agent Leonard. We will do whatever you need us to do, just please, don't hurt anybody. Okay. (hangs up) Guys ... Boys, boys, come on, gather 'round. Now boys, that was THE call. The call we were waiting for. Now look, they have a list of demands. First off, they want 12 large pizzas. One cheese, one Hawaiian, extra pineapple. Two pepperoni and black olives, two meat lover's, t ... Seriously? Nobody's writing this down? Seriously? One triple-shot half-caf vanilla latte, tall,

(Parker goes down alley and opens deposit drop box)

Hardison: …three of the latest copies of the Hall and Oates CD. I know, right? Exciting stuff I didn't know they were coming out with a new one either. We're gonna need steaks. Steaks and a grill. They're trying to tailgate. Okay, they need your overalls, I don't know why. They need some kibbles n' bits, we need an Etch-A-Sketch, somebody in there likes to squiggle okay ... Are we good? Let's go people. Everybody. I need you guys moving. Everybody get out. Go. (hardison points at an officer) You stay. We need to talk about Hall & Oates.

I fucking loved this monologue,,, hardison is VERY GOOD at improvising

- - - - -

(Derrick opens night deposit box)

Parker: Hi.

Derrick (hands her the briefcase): There's a lot of money in there.

Parker: Yeah, I know.

Derrick: My wife's life depends on that money getting where it needs to go.

Parker: I understand. Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get

parker’s face softened and you can see that she understood. parker didn’t get people in the beginning of the show, and sure her values and ideas aren’t typical, but she was ALWAYS a good person. she cared and understood what was at risk and she consoled him.

also, this is yet another piece of evidence that parker was the main character all along!!! I’m not gonna go super into it because there are already posts out there about it, but she had three (3) episodes dedicated to her character in season one alone AND had her say what is basically the mission statement of the show here in this scene

- - - - -

Sophie: Things could be worse.

Nate: Worse than me getting shot and you blowing our cover?

Sophie: No, no, you're not gonna lay that crap on me. We wouldn't even be in this mess if you'd just walked out with the cash when you had the chance. I would've been fine.

Nate: I know.

Sophie: Yeah, I can take care of myself. I've been doing it a long time. Since way before I met you. I'm just saying.

Nate: Yeah, you're right.

Sophie: Okay

nate knows sophie is a strong independent woman and that is one of the only things I stan about him lol

- - - - -

Sophie: We lost communication.

Nate: Yeah, we did.

Sophie: Hardison, Parker, and Eliot ...

Nate: That's right, they are on their own. Yup.

they ended up doing great on their own, but also, can we acknowledge what a glow up it was building up to the rundown job ???

- - - - -

(Mom gets out of truck and tries to run)

Meth #2: Where the hell you think you're going, old lady? (pulls mom back) Where the hell you think you're g ...

Eliot (catches Meth #2’s arm): Hey, what smells like crank and screams like a girl? (Takes his gun and breaks his knee)

Meth #2: AAHH!

Eliot (kicks car door closed before Meth #3 can get out, empties the bullets from gun): That's the right answer. (throws gun into car at #3, hits #1 as he approaches) Come on. (fights #1, kicks door shut, beats #1 more, kicks door again) Stay in the car. (beats the hell out of #3 and #1, kneels down near mom and removes her gag)

Mom: Who are you?

Eliot: Well ma'am, we'd be the cavalry.

this entire fight scene always has me ROLLING it’s so funny

also I’m not sure if this should go on the List Of Non-Weapon Objects Eliot Uses As Weapons but eliot DID use the car door in the fight

- - - - -

Sophie: Just let the paramedics take him. The rest of us will stay.

Judge Roy: And give up my leverage

*sophie and nate look at each other*

both, internally: tHATS OUR WORD

- - - - -

Nate: Hey, listen. She's gonna be alright. Everything's gonna be alright

Derrick: Your people ... they're good?

Nate: Yeah. The best.

nate’s smile when he says that??? proud dad alert

- - - - -

Sophie (looking at replay of tape): You're still a geek.

Judge Roy: They're trying to ruin me.

Hardison: Geek power, baby. Stay strong!

in other words: age of the geek, baby

also- kudos to 2008 hardison editing video like that. I can’t do that shit with today’s tech lmao

- - - - -

Bill: Go home now. Bank robbers are in custody, hostages are safe. FBI's got the whole thing wrapped up.

Taggert: Do you have any idea what?

Mcsweeten: Just go with it.

Deputy Arnold: Mr. FBI guys, can you help me here?

Bill: My, my. Look at this. Our local drug boys, both with outstanding warrants. It's incredible.

Taggert: Damn, we're good!

mcsweeten and taggert stumbling onto the leverage crew’s cons and directly profiting off of them is iconic. they have no idea. too pure for this world

- - - - -

Sophie: Hey, thanks Parker.

Parker: Whatever.

Sophie: No. It was an excellent performance.

Parker: Yeah, I think I can act okay when I'm yelling at people and bossing them around.

Sophie: Well, it's a good start.

proud mom!sophie + grifting parker

Nate: Listen, we have to make sure we get the cash to the Delgado family. Ow!

Eliot (tending Nate’s wound): Oh! Settle down. You act like you've never been shot before.

Nate (glances at Sophie): So, uh, pizza boxes, huh?

Hardison: Yeah, I know, I know, You could have done better.

Nate: No, no, no. No I couldn't have.

eliot casually stitching up nate’s wound bc no hospitals but also can we talk about how much nate has to trust eliot to literally operate on him

nate giving praise to hardison ??? rare af I don’t know her

#leverage #the bank shot job #leverage 1.05 #leverage 1x05 #mine #notable moments #leverage season 1 #season 1

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autumnleopard · 4 years ago

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LORD: Legion of Random Dinos

And we are at the end!

I didn’t read over this before I posted it, btw. So... sorry for any mistakes!

Well, hope you liked it even though it’s total nonsense.

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Chapter 8: Gwaine Duty

After Steve and Bucky had disappeared, presumably to have some horizontal fun (maybe even vertically, depending on how horny exactly they were), the rest of the Avengers just hung around the common area with the TV as background noise while they planned new mischief.

After some time though, conversation faded and they mostly watched some stupid movie which none of them would remember anyway.

Tony got up and knelt before Loki on the couch, who just raised a questioning eyebrow. "So what do you say to going on a candlelight dinner with me, your Highness?" he asked, smirking.

Loki chuckled while everyone else groaned. They already knew about this game of Loki and Tony and it was annoying. Frankly, all this lovey-dovey going on lately was annoying to those not in a committed relationship. Bucky's pining for Steve and Tony's and Loki's weird games. All too much, really. Tony and Loki were aware of their friend's annoyance though, so they did it on purpose, just to bug them. And they thrived doing that! Loki was the God of Mischief, and Tony his sidekick (with whom he was romantically involved).

"Hmm," Loki hummed and then grinned. "Let me ask my advisor."

Tony rolled his eyes and watched rather annoyed as Loki talked to Gwaine in dragon language.

"Mmmhmmm…," Loki hummed and nodded while Gwaine was talking about something. Nobody ever knew and they had to take Loki's word for it (literally) that what he translated was what the dragon had actually said.

They once had asked Thor why Loki could talk to dragons and he couldn't, to which Thor had replied that Loki had probably taught himself. Or maybe on his travels to Alfheim. Most likely it was both.

"My knees are starting to hurt, my liege!" Tony complained.

Loki just kept on chatting with Gwaine without paying Tony any attention. Most likely deliberately to tease him. And of course it worked, judging by the fact that Tony got up and grabbed Loki's hand.

"You're coming with me to that candlelight dinner that took me two days to arrange!" he practically ordered his still smirking boyfriend.

"But my advisor–," Loki started but was cut off.

"Uh-uh! Zip it!" Tony pulled Loki up from the couch. "Your advisor is staying here." He looked over at Clint. "Barton, you're on Gwaine duty!"

Then Tony picked Gwaine off Loki's shoulder and set him down in Clint's lap, before he pulled Loki with him to the elevator.

Once inside, Loki looked at Tony with a raised eyebrow. "You know he's going to screw it up, don't you?" he asked as the doors closed. Tony nodded. "And our dinner is going to be cut short?"

Tony turned to him and put an arm around his waist. "How about… for the night… his royal Highness forgets about the rest and focuses on his boyfriend?"

Loki looked at him for quite a long time, frowning as he thought about something. All the while, Tony merely smirked at him.

Loki's eyes widened as sudden realisation hit him and he gently punched Tony in the chest. "I KNEW YOU WERE JEALOUS OF GWAINE!" he practically yelled and grinned very self-satisfied at Tony, who just rolled his eyes.

Later…

Tony and Loki were entangled on the bed in their hotel room as suddenly Tony's phone rang. Both groaned annoyed but Tony picked up nonetheless when he saw that it was JARVIS. He put it on speaker.

"Sirs?" the voice of the AI sounded. "It's about Agent Barton."

Loki sighed and leaned against the headboard of the bed. "So much for forgetting everything."

Tony nodded. "What happened?" he asked JARVIS.

"Well," JARVIS drawled, which was quite uncharacteristic for him and Tony raised an eyebrow. "Gwaine turned him into a parrot."

Loki burst out laughing. He laughed so hard that he was actually tearing up. "Classic."

Tony frowned at him. That wasn't the reaction he had expected but given that this was Loki, the God of Mischief and infamous trickster, and that he and Gwaine had a history together, he really should've seen it coming. That also meant that Gwaine turning someone into a parrot had happened before. Tony would ask about it some other time.

"Also," JARVIS continued. "The tower was on fire and Gwaine is gone."

"It was?" Loki asked, probably referring to the 'the tower was on fire' bit. "That means it's not anymore. Good."

Suddenly a window burst open, scattering glass all over the floor, and a cat-sized dragon came flying into the room, making very excited and happy noises. He landed on the bed and immediately curled up in Loki's lap.

Loki smiled at him affectionately. "Aw, you were looking for me! Who's a good dragon?" Gwaine growled happily and huffed out a tiny cloud of smoke. "Yes, that's right! You are!"

And while Loki cuddled the dragon (How? Wasn't that uncomfortable?), Tony sat next to him with crossed arms and a very displeased expression.

"And you wonder why I'm jealous."

All Loki did was grin at him while he peppered Gwaine with affection.

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sea-xelle · 4 years ago

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i literally just woke up so uh ✨good morning✨ lmao incoming with the occasional appreciate xelle train-

we love you!!! <333333 please don't listen to your meanie brain!!!! >:0 i wanna kick its ass bc it's a big dumb liar smh

jose and din love you btw v-v like JESUS you have no idea just how happy you make them feel, they think you're the cutest, most caring person in the world and they wouldn't have it any other way <3

hope you have a nice day 😌

ari i'm ekhdjjejehd. thank you. u-u i actually kinda feel bad for not returning the favor to y'all and i wanna apologize for that hh. i appreciate y'all but i'm just extremely terrible at showing it. fuck alexithymia. :D

but really, thank you. ;; lately nobody (specifically those i see everyday 🙃) has expressed concern for me so i thought i'm nothing but a wall to lean for them. :/ but y'all still take the time to send me an ask to remind me that i am loved, even tho y'all r terrible at interacting nebdhfjdj. i appreciate ur courage and please take care of urselves too. <3

i'm probably going to make edits of your favorite characters so i could also show my gratitude lol. also i saw that post you tagged me in AND I'M WJSBDHDHDH- 💗💗💕💗💗💗💗💗💕💕💗💗💗💕💕💗💗💗💕💕💗💕💕💕💕💗💗

#spam tw #vent tw #accidentally vented whoops sorry lol #also good morning :] make sure to eat breakfast #or brunch. at least anything to fill up ur stomach :>#hhhhh i've been awake for an hour. just realized i haven't ate-#so i will go now too-#actually. maybe you shouldn't stop dragging jose and din and my f/o's into these appreciation messages #they make me happy. a lot.#jeddjdjejejdh #asks #arion!! 💕

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makeste · 5 years ago

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BnHA Smash!! 01 and 02: Smash!!Might is a Fucking Menace

okay, so. I have about a million other things I should be doing instead, including (1) responding to asks and/or finishing in-progress metas, (2) reading Vigilantes, and last but not least, (3) actually making a dent in the ever-increasing backlog of Actual Work That I Really Should Be Doing Instead.

so naturally I’m procrastinating by taking my first stab at reading BnHA’s cute 4-panel omake spinoff series, BnHA Smash!! IT JUST MAKES SENSE. look, I have exactly one thing I felt like actually doing and not procrastinating today, so I might as well do the thing. basically it’s my attention span’s world and I’m just living in it.

anyway! so apparently this series was scanlated by good ol’ Fallen Angels. that’s right; prepare yourselves for some very creative cursing, fellas. other background info for anyone who, like me, is unfamiliar with this spin-off: this series debuted on November 9, 2015, a little over a year after the original series. said original series was currently at chapter 66, meaning the Final Exam arc was just wrapping up.

so now that we’re all properly oriented, let me go over a few disclaimers real quick and then we’ll get started!

all comments are my unspoiled reactions from my initial readthrough of the chapter. I did a quick edit for grammar and clarity afterward, and added a few ETAs in the process, but aside from that there are no changes.

I’m aware that not everyone may be familiar with Smash!! even if they’ve read/watched the original series, so I’ve tried to make this recap comprehensible even if you haven’t read the spin-off. that being said, it’s probably more enjoyable if you have, so you can either purchase the first volume from Viz here, or read the chapter online (I don’t want to link directly, but the spin-off is available on most of the usual sites. literally just google “read mha” and you’ll find some good options).

this readthrough contains a handful of sorta-kinda spoilers for the BnHA manga, although there are no direct spoilers. just an indirect reference to a joke in chapter 242, as well as a reference to a theory which as of now is in no way canon. but just to be on the safe side I’m posting a heads-up.

and I think that’s it! so here we go.

so we’re opening with a brief summary of the series. people have superpowers and shit’s nuts. you know the drill

there’s also a brief description of the way that the superhero economy works, complete with Mt. Lady’s employees unionizing and demanding better pay

...what

guys I keep staring at this and thinking that surely, SURELY it doesn’t say what I think it says. sidekick... what... manager??

you know what? Viz unfortunately doesn’t include this series as part of their subscription package (WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR, VIZ), but it does at least include a free preview of Smash, and I bet you that this, the first fucking page of the series, is a part of that preview. so... let’s see...

okay, see, this actually makes sense! so did the FA scanlating team collectively all have a fucking stroke?! just, what??

this is one of the reasons why I had difficulty reading Vigilantes too, tbh. those early chapter scans were, uh. but at least Vigilantes has a Viz scanlation too. I don’t want to spend 10 bucks just to read one volume of this, but we’ll see. anyways

so now there’s a strip about baby!Izuku watching his favorite clip of All Might saving one hundred people from a bus accident or whatever

lol Inko you should not have left your shrewdly calculating four-year-old son unattended omg

TWELVE MONTHS’ WORTH OF TEXTBOOKS HOW CAN THIS EAGER YOUNG MIND RESIST

and this is why you don’t leave your credit card info saved on the computer when you have kids. life lessons learned today

this is the first indicator we have ever had that baby!Izuku wasn’t perfect and was, in fact, capable of being a little shit and giving his mom plenty of gray hairs in his own special way. ngl, I fucking love it

also 12,800 yen is about $118 USD, which is honestly a really good deal for a year’s worth of textbooks. he got three boxes of books! I just googled the average cost of college textbooks, and the google article said the average student spends about $1200 a year. so this is a fucking steal tbh

OH MY GOD INKO HOW MANY TIMES MUST HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF BEFORE YOU LEARN

at least install a fucking adblocker ffs. you’re lucky quirk supplement ads are the worst of the ads he’s getting! PARENTAL CONTROLS

now we are cutting to a comic about baby!Izuku defending another boy from my problematic fave, as seen in page one of the original series!

lmaooo

I’m not clear on how much of this spin-off can actually be considered canon. my understanding is that it is Horikoshi-reviewed and approved, even though he doesn’t actually write it. but it’s obviously a humor series, so a lot of it is just going to be jokes. that being said, I think my approach is going to be “if it’s not completely ridiculous and doesn’t contradict the actual manga, go ahead and consider it canon”

(ETA: I might change this up after reading the first two chapters. most of these strips would have terrifying implications if they were actually canon sob.)

anyhoo, this actually does contradict the manga in that we saw this encounter play out very differently. but I kind of wish it was canon regardless because looool. these cocky preschoolers and their fucking Battle Tears

the next comic is Mt. Lady accidentally stepping on a guy’s face and the guy being way too fucking happy about it (read: having a fucking nosebleed and taking an upskirt shot). we’re just going to skip this entirely. this is another problem I was having with Vigilantes too. you know, for all my complaints about Mineta and such, BnHA as a whole is so much tamer than it could be, and I need to give Horikoshi credit for that. he mostly knows where to draw the line, and to his credit he’s also much, much better about this kind of thing than he was when he first started. maybe Mineta’s standings in the character poll results are helping to clue him in

anyway, I’ll mostly just skip past the iffy stuff because I don’t have patience for it and there’s still plenty of other stuff to cover. so on to the next strip

which features a bunch of reporters fawning over Mt. Lady’s flashy quirk while Kamui Woods laments in the shadows

and yet we know this kid will have a prominent rise within the next six months. it’s so strange to revisit the start of the series and see how much things have changed in such a short time

oh my god

no one who dresses up as a giant mushroom could possibly have good intentions. I. just

and look at the fucking disappointment in Deku’s eyes. KAMUI WOODS HE BELIEVED IN YOU!

now some strange man is coming up to Deku and is all HEY YOU, YOU’RE A HERO OTAKU, TELL ME WHAT TO BUY MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SON FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. better not ask him unless you’re prepared to shell out $120 bucks for some fucking textbooks

hey, what!!

WE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO SEE WHAT HE BOUGHT HIM? unless it’s the action figure the kid appears to be holding? but I’m just going to go ahead and assume Izuku recommended the number one best gift that any seven-year-old child would love, i.e. a giant sword

now it’s a sludge monster omake!

so Izuku is trudging home all depressed after CERTAIN INCIDENTS, and Sludgey is glooping his way out of a sewer towards him

oh no All Might

my biggest takeaway from this is the fact that the entire second half of chapter one takes place after All Might has emerged from a fucking sewer. I forgot all about that somehow. or maybe it never fully processed until just now. but omg. this entire chapter must have smelled so fucking bad. these poor kids

wow All Might

sure called that one wrong. ah well nobody’s perfect

looooool

lmao, Smash!!All Might appears to be quite a bit more vain than the original. wow dude

btw, friendly reminder (and I think this is something that was actually pointed out to me after one of the recaps; that’s one of my favorite things about doing these) that All Might, after saving Deku, actually read his notebook before signing it. super-fast, I guess, because he’s the best. but yeah, so he knew exactly how smart and observant Deku was, and how much he wanted to be a hero. his decision to pick him as his successor didn’t just come out of the blue; even before the “my body moved on its own” thing, there was a lot Deku had going in his favor. this is one of those little details of which BnHA has so many, and which I love

lmao what the fuck

ngl this version of the series would have been amazing in its own way. but yeah. so this is why we clearly can’t assume everything in Smash!! is canon lol. but I can already tell I am going to enjoy the shit out of this series

now we’re cutting to Deku running at Sludgey in order to save Kacchan, oh shit. the most dramatic part of chapter one. clearly no moment is sacred

sob what

I don’t understand this strip at all. is this supposed to be a serious moment inserted unexpectedly among this multitude of joke strips? or did I miss the punchline? heeeeelp

(ETA: okay so. my best guess is that All Might wrote all over Deku’s life-saving advice, and so the joke is that Deku no longer knows what to do when assaulting sludge men because HIS NOTES ARE RUINED. idk. what does 25 P mean??)

now All Might has Done The Thing and saved my boys, and now Mt. Lady is helping with the cleanup. scooping up all the bits of sludge and putting it in trash bags

oh my god

nope nevermind. nope. nope

-- shit. okay, you know what? this first chapter has been a real in-your-face reminder of the fact that the sludge monster was not made of cute sparkly 2018-trending-fad slime, but was in fact composed of RAW FUCKING SEWAGE. (ETA: to be clear, I’m pretty sure the joke in this strip is that she accidentally picked up dog-doo during her clean-up. but still, the fact that it was indistinguishable from the rest of the gunk speaks for itself.) I think I forced myself to gloss over this fact originally due to the nope factor. but just. Izuku and Katsuki were both choking to death on this shit?? and just, how the fuck did they make it out of this not traumatized

and also, like. All Might was straight up going to leave Izuku alone afterwards, just, “well enjoy your autograph, fine citizen” and blasting off out of there. and everyone fucking saw Katsuki almost suffocate to death later on, and after giving him a pat on the back they fucking let him go off on his own too? and you can’t even make the argument that this was Just Another Day In Quirk Society either, because more than a year later, Katsuki is still a bona fide fucking celebrity from the media coverage of his attack. it clearly was not something that happens every day. in conclusion, these kids are resilient as fuck, and thank god for that because people apparently just do not give a shit, holy christ

anyway. at least Mt. Lady had gloves

OH MY GOD

I FUCKING KNEW IT OH MY GOD. THE ROIDS. MUSCLES LIKE THAT DON’T JUST GROW ON TREES, I DON’T CARE HOW MANY LBS OF GARBAGE THIS KID HAULED OFF THE BEACH. THIS BOY BEEN HITTIN THE JUICE

Smash!!Might is so fucking shady omfg. probably sells cheap counterfeit electronics on Amazon

oh shit and that’s the end of the fucking chapter lol. that’s it?? that was only eight pages. fuck it, let’s read another. but first here’s Horikoshi’s note on the spin-off

so he really feels that Neda gets the spirit of the series and understands him. that’s very encouraging. the best spoofs and parodies are done out of love. I really think I’m going to enjoy this series

so! onward to chapter two

so here’s All Might dressed as Mr. 2 Bon Clay from One Piece, I guess??

“you know what’s funny? dressing a man in girl’s clothes LOL.” guys can we grow the fuck up. and also acknowledge that All Might can look good in anything, so this questionable gag wouldn’t have even landed anyway. you work that tutu All Might

lmao check out the past users of OFA here

All for One for All theory fucking confirmed lol. just look. that’s him in the back of the conga line. clearly

so Deku is all “hell yes why would I possibly say no??” but then

HIS LIMBS. lmao. sign here

in all seriousness, given the shit this kid has been through since the part of the series, All Might probably should have gotten him to sign a liability waiver of some sort. not that it would have stood, since Deku is underage! anyways Deku you totally have grounds to sue the shit out of the Symbol of Peace should you ever choose to do so. and the trend of Smash!!Might being shady af continues yes please give me more I love it

so now All Might is giving Deku his fitness plan which has a really elaborate name

given that this is Smash!!Might, I can’t help but wonder if this plan is in actuality some sort of MLM scheme. All Might are you trying to get Deku to do Herbalife

lol what in the fuck

the original series skipped right over a hell of a lot, it would seem. like the time Deku traveled to Arizona and fought coyotes in a poncho

I’m starting to suspect that Neda-sensei might be on some sort of substance. “let’s see what jokes can I make about chapter 2 of BnHA. I know, I’ll send the protagonist to a fictionalized version of the American Southwest in a sombrero, and then turn him into a 65-year-old oil tycoon.” naturally

lmao that’s really it, that’s the strip. moving right along. okay??

now Izuku is staring at the intimidating piles of Beach Trash and is all “I HAVE TO PICK ALL THIS SHIT UP?”

omg Deku no

somebody call Marie Kondo. Deku none of this is salvageable. not even to reuse in a color page photoshoot spread four years from now

OH SHIT

PROVED ME WRONG OH SNAP. SHOWED ME RIGHT WHERE I COULD PUT THOSE SASSY TAKES. MY BAD DEKU I’M SORRY

anyways I don’t know what Smash!!Might is so upset about. he probably wove some kind of clause into the contract Deku signed that allows him a percentage of the profits. unless Deku already spent it all on textbooks

what the fuck is this fucking series lmao

time for a round of “what is All Might casually crushing in this panel?” is it (a) a cardboard box, or (b) like, a mini-fridge or some fucking shit. IT COULD BE EITHER. IT MAKES EQUALLY AS MUCH SENSE EITHER WAY. “HEROES THESE DAYS ARE [FLEEEEEEX] OBSESSED WITH BEING FLASHY”

holy shit no wonder he ran away to the Sierra Nevada. it’s only a matter of time before this freak fucking kills someone

NOW WE’RE CUTTING AWAY TO KAMUI WOODS DRESSED LIKE A DAFFODIL, IN THE SAME FUCKING COMIC STRIP, BECAUSE REASONS

my jokes about the mangaka being high as a fucking kite when he wrote this are gradually becoming less jokes and more serious inquiries??

lol so he coincidentally just stumbled across All Might and Deku at this exact moment

AND IT WAS A FUCKING REFRIGERATOR OH MY FUCKING GOD

do you guys remember during the final exam when All Might beat the everloving shit out of Deku and Kacchan, and everyone was all “JESUS CHRIST WOULD YOU LEARN TO FUCKING HOLD BACK A LITTLE THEY ARE CHILDREN YOU MANIAC.” but now we can see plain as day that he was, in fact, holding back. anyways Smash!!Might is terrifying as shit and if this had been the main series I would have already pegged him as the final villain by this point

here he is now wearing an old-timey bathing suit but looking more like an escaped convict than anything else

this panel is actually canon. I’ve decided. this 100% definitely happened at some point. especially the swimsuit

now two bikini babes are walking up and they’re all “IS THAT ALL MIGHT??” with excited sparkly eyes because they don’t know that he’s actually a deranged con artist who crushes refrigerators like empty soda cans. this spin-off has truly opened my eyes

LOOK AT THIS SKEEVY FUCK. JUST LOOK

AND NOW HE’S RUNNING OFF AND LEAVING DEKU TO DROWN IN EXHAUSTION, SON OF A

“SUDDEN BUSINESS” KSJLDKF SMASH!!MIGHT IS A FUCKING MENACE TO SOCIETY AND ALSO DOES NOT GIVE ONE SINGLE FUCK. NOT ONE!! HE’S OUT THERE FUCKLESS, AND NO ONE IS SAFE

now Deku is approaching his mom all serious and says he wants to change up his diet

and she’s looking at the menu he prepared all impressed and thinking that she might join him. as long as it’s for your health, Inko. if this manga starts making jokes about your weight, I will beat it over the head with Deku’s textbooks

OMFG

THIS WENT IN THE EXACT OPPOSITE DIRECTION I WAS EXPECTING, AND THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I’VE EVER READ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. the whole fucking family is on the juice. and the fucking mangaka is on some special juice of his own oh my stars

now we’re cutting to Mt. Lady stomping on a car

thank fuck no one was actually in there. also does she not wear shoes

and also, it only just occurred to me that she must be another person with a special quirk costume, because her suit shrinks and expands along with her. Hagakure and Momo are really getting shafted by the costume design team here. they need to fire some people

anyway so Mt. Lady slipped on this carelessly placed vehicle and fell down and crushed an entire building whoops

bruh, you think you’re “ow.” let’s hope that building was empty too

and now she’s toppling another building just fucking because, I guess. and saying she can’t do urban areas

lmao and now the sidekick [CENSORED] manager from chapter one is back to guilt-trip her omg

I need this man to show up in every freaking chapter. please. respect my wishes

and now Izuku is standing on top of his collected pile of garbage screaming in victory

I only just realized that there’s still a big old Pile O’ Trash on this beach, though. someone needs to haul all of this junk away. or else get All Might and Mt. Lady to crush it all with a combined effort

oh shit here it comes y’all, the famous “eat my hair” scene. potential comedy gold right here omg

lol what the fuck

this man is a fucking billionaire and he’s out here clipping coupons and deleting pictures of his son in order to make room for them smdh

okay now we’re doing the hair scene

oh. oh no. I know where this is going sob please keep this comic rated PG for the children Neda

motherfucker they really --

Smash!!Might is a straight-up felon. this man has no fucking scruples. that’s okay Midoriya-shounen, if you don’t want to eat my hair we could just try some REDACTED, jesus christ I am going to need some bleach for my eyes after this

OR LET’S JUST STRAIGHT UP GO THERE WHY NOT

lmao sob. well, two chapters in and we’ve established that no territory is off-limits here. it’s a brave new world. wow

so that’s it! our introduction to BnHA Smash!! I enjoyed it a lot and I will definitely be reading more! I’m not sure what kind of schedule I’ll keep, but this is a really good procrastination manga thus far, so knowing me I might actually work my way through this relatively quickly. especially since the Manga At Large is on break this week. anyways my deepest apologies to the many people who have been requesting for me to start Vigilantes instead. I just need something lighter right now, and this is a good fit. one of these days I’ll get my shit together with the other two spinoffs as well.

#bnha smash!!#boku no hero academia #midoriya izuku #all might #midoriya inko #mt. lady #kamui woods #bnha smash!! 01 #bnha smash!! 02 #makeste reads bnha #the pile o' trash is a legit plothole though you guys #are we just supposed to pretend it magically vanished #they really drew deku standing shirtless on top of a heap of garbage #and in the very next panel declared that the beach was spotless??#so what is the truth #someone #answer me

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sunlitblue · 6 years ago

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To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before (3)

and here’s part three! sorry, this part doesn’t have too much plot stuff, but that’s only bc the next one is gonna be pretty exciting. thank you to everyone who’s been giving this story love, you’re all angels. enjoy! <3 (also i’m still figuring out some of the plot of this, so message me w your theories on who sent the letters or send me memes u think race would tag you in!)

part 1 / part 2 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 / part 7 / part 8

The next day, you stayed at school a little late, figuring you could catch Race after track practice to discuss your… arrangement. It also had the added benefit of allowing you to avoid Jack, who you knew was spending most afternoons at the community theatre across town, helping them paint backdrops for an upcoming show.

(You weren’t stalking him, or memorising his schedule, or anything. You were just observant. You took note of behaviour. That was it.)

Race was on his last lap around the track when he saw you sitting on the bleachers. You gave him a little wave and his face lit up with a smile. He winked and kept on running. When he was done, and presumably back in the locker room, your phone pinged with four rapid texts from an unknown number.

hey babe I’m just showering and then I’ll come see you ;)

this is race btw

i’m really good at texting like a boyfriend

fake or otherwise

Even though he couldn’t see you, you rolled your eyes anyway.

Yeah, okay hotshot

Come find me on the bleachers when you’re ready

When Race showed up, with a red face and wet, curly hair he gave you a cheeky grin, looked around to see some of the track team boys were still milling around, and he placed a quick peck on your cheek. You didn’t let yourself blush, remembering that it was all for show, and you pulled up a Word document on your laptop.

“Okay, so, this is going to be our contract,” you said, preparing yourself for his teasing.

“We have a contract? This isn’t Suits, man. It’s a fake relationship. We don’t need a contract!”

“Uh, we so do need a contract, Higgins! We need to draw boundaries and limits and we need to stick to them.”

He rolled his eyes and moved a little nearer to you on the bench, so that he could see your laptop screen.

“Wow, nothing like a list of comprehensive rules and guidelines to really bring the romance, huh?”

“Fake-romance,” you corrected him.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever. So, what’s first on the contract?”

“Okay, first up, no kissing.”

He spluttered comically for a bit.

“No kissing? How are we supposed to convince anyone that we’re dating if we can’t kiss?”

“Look, plenty of couples avoid PDA. We can still, like, link pinkies or whatever.”

“Link pinkies? Wha-? Are you living in the 80s? This isn’t Grease, babe.”

“Look, Race, physical stuff may not mean anything to you, but it’s important to me, okay?”

“Whoever said physical stuff didn’t matter to me?”, he muttered under his breath. But, after a moment he sighed. “Fiine, put it on the contract.

You typed it up and looked expectantly at him.

“Okay, you get no kissing, but, number two, you have to hang out with me and my friends at lunch and come to parties with me.”

“Technically, that’s two and three. And, I get parties, but why lunch?”

He stared at the ground.

“Spot always sat with us at lunch, so he’d definitely notice if you were with me and the guys.”

“Fair enough.”

You typed that, and then said, “Also, we cannot tell anyone that this is fake. Gossip spreads like wildfire at this school so nobody can know that this isn’t a real relationship. Not even Albert, or your track team buddies.”

“Obviously. And don’t act like I can’t keep secrets. You can’t tell Davey or Katherine. I had journalism with her last year and I’m pretty sure that she would disapprove of this plan.”

He was right, of course he was.

“Fine, deal. Anything else?”

“Oh! You have to come with me on the ski trip trip in December,” he said triumphantly.

Your high school’s annual ski trip was infamous for being the weekend when most of your school lost their virginity. Some schools had the night after prom, but your school had two days and a night spent in the mountains.

“The ski trip? As in the one just before Christmas break? We’d have to stay together for three months to go on that.”

“Listen, no one in a relationship would ever let their boyfriend go on that trip alone. And, if we’ve gotta keep up until then, then so be it. Spot will definitely be there, so he’ll notice if I’m with someone else. We can break up after the trip, no harm, no foul.”

“Okay, fine. But we will not be sharing a room.”

“Yeah, obviously.”

“Anything else you want me to add, oh wise one?” you asked.

“Uh, well, there is this one thing,” he said, sounding a little hesitant. You motioned for him to go on. “Well, Spot always thought it would be cute if I wrote him little letters and put them in his locker or gave them to him, or whatever, and I never did it. Um, if he saw me giving those to you, he’d probably get pretty jealous.”

“Badass Spot Conlon, who would beat up anyone who looked at him wrong wanted love letters? That’s so cute!”

“Yeah, there’s a lot more to him than just being angry and bitchy. I bet he’s got his college boyfriend writing him all sorts of letters now,” Race scoffed.

“He left you for a college guy? That’s rough, Race. I’m sorry.”

“Yeah, its whatever,” Race quickly said. “So, that’s the contract, then?”

“Yeah,” you said, satisfied.

“Perfect,” he grinned, and his blue eyes were twinkling again.

“You do know that you missed the bus today, right?” he said, after a moment.

“Uh, yeah, I was just gonna walk home.”

“Holy shit, what is it with you and walking? Do you not have your license?”

“Uh, I do. But driving terrifies me and I’d probably end up killing someone – or myself – if I drove every day. But, yeah, I don’t mind walking.”

“Well, if you’re dating me, there will be no walking. I’ll give you a lift home and a ride to school in the morning, if you want one.”

“Are you serious? You don’t need to do that, Race.”

“Nah, I want to. What kind of fake-boyfriend would I be if I didn’t?”

He smiled at you and you realised that Race had been right the day before. You could do worse. As far as fake high school boyfriends went, Race was probably one of the best options you had.

“I’d appreciate that. Thanks, Higgins.”

“No biggie. Now, let’s go. The Bachelorette is on tonight and I need to see who Becca chooses.”

Before long, Race had dropped you off at home, with a cheeky wink and promise to text. As soon as you were inside, your phone lit up with a message from him.

see ya bright and early tomorrow morning, girlfriend ;)

You rolled your eyes and typed a quick reply. Then, you went to contacts and your hand hovered over Katherine’s name. You’d have to tell her what had happened with Jack and explain that you were now (somehow) dating Race Higgins.

The phone rang twice, and you could practically hear the smile in her voice when she greeted you, as bright and cheerful as ever. You talked for a little bit about school and she told you about college and you realised that you probably couldn’t put it off for any longer. As soon as you said that you had something to tell her, she sounded more than a little worried.

“What’s up? Is everything okay?”

“This story is going to sound pretty weird but hear me out. You know when I was little, I used to write those letters to myself?”

“Yeah, you said that your mom told you to do it if you ever needed help figuring out your feelings.”

“Yeah, well, not all of the letters were to myself. I wrote some to guys I had crushes on and I swear that I never sent any of them out, but, um, somehow, some of those guys, got their letters?”

“Oh, shit. That sounds stressful. Who’d you write to?”

“That’s the thing that I need to tell you… When you first got with Jack, I thought that I was into him and I wrote him a letter. I was never going to send and I’m pretty sure I didn’t actually have feelings for him, I was just a little torn up because it felt like I was losing my best friend to my sister. But, uh, he got the letter. And, I figured that I should tell you before you heard it from someone else. And, also, uh, Race Higgins and I are dating.” The last sentence slipped out so quickly that you hoped she had missed it.

She was silent for a long time and you were worried that the phone might have died while you were talking and then, you heard a sigh.

“That is… a lot. I’m not going to lie, I am pretty pissed off right now. I don’t care if you were into Jack or not. You wrote a love letter to my boyfriend, while I was dating him. And Race Higgins? Like Spot’s Race Higgins? What the fuck? Look, I’ve got a report due tomorrow, and I really don’t need to be stressed right now, so we can just talk about this some other time.”

She was definitely mad.

“Kath, I-I’m so sorry, I didn’t want to hurt you, I swear.”

“It’s fine. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.”

She hung up. It was not fine. You felt like crying and crumpling yourself into a ball, when your phone pinged with a notification from Instagram.

@racehiggins tagged you in a post.

It was some stupid meme, and you knew he’d only tagged you in it because people from school would see it, but it brought a smile to your face, anyway.

Race was getting pretty good at making you smile, and you hadn’t even been fake-dating for a week. Maybe, this would all work out well.

TAGLIST: @hungoverhellhound @seriously-ceci @the-butterfly-anon @ben-cook-can-cook @pinecovewoods @brendonuriehimself

#race higgins x reader #newsies x reader #newsies: the musical #newsies fanfiction #katherine plumber x jack kelly

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mylemonsday-blog · 6 years ago

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Light Visit pt.1

Character(s) : Jae x OC

Genre : smut (hehe)

*this is my first smut. Enjoy. Flop ? Skip.*

*i'm not english native speakers, so my grammar is a mess*

You were alone at home. Your parents gone to visit your sister abroad for 5 days. Even though it's a winter holiday, but you chose to stayed at home because you like being alone and don't like being in a hot place.

It was a boring afternoon, until your phone vibrated. It was a call from Jae, your senior at college.

"Hello Anna ? What are you doing ?"

"Oh, nothing. I was watching tv alone because i'm bored at my bedroom."

"Can i go to your house ? I forgot to bring my keys amd nobody home. I'll stay at your house until there's someone at my home",

You think twice. You were little afraid because you never invite a boy to your house, well even though Jae want to visit your house. "Okay, I'll be waiting" you hang up the call. You rushed to your bedroom to wore your bra since you rarely use your bra at home.

You heard someone knocked your door. It was Jae. You ran to the door and Jae greeted you.

"Hi, Anna. Sorry for bothering your 'me time'. I brought you some snacks as an apologies."

"No you don't bother me. Okay thanks for the snacks, come in" you let Jae came in to your house.

"What are you doing ?" He took off his shoes and sat on your soft individual couch.

"As you can see, I'm watching TV. I don't know what should i do. It's a boring holiday like usual." You sat on the bigger couch

"BTW who's in your house ? I've never seen someone here."

"There's nobody home. I'm alone until Tuesday. My parents went to visit my sister abroad this morning, and i had to stayed at home. They went to south asia. Since there's no winter, so it must be hot now. I hate being in a hot place."

Jae didn't responded. He looked around your house and swing his feets. You two become awkward.

"Ah, how about we watch some movies ? Or cartoons ? Or what ?"

"You decided it. I don't like watching TV." Jae respond. Then you chose to watch a movie. It was romance, and 17+. You tried to search other programs but Jae interrupted.

“Don’t switch the channel. I want to watch this movie since long time ago.” You threw the remote, opened the snacks, and sat on the bigger couch.

The movie was not so boring, but if there’s a kissing scene, you become awkward and tried to look somewhere, pretend not seen the kissing scene like you usually did when you watched a movie with your parents.

You stretched your body, put your legs on the couch, and laying while playing your phone. You two not talked to each other, and you unconciously fell asleep.

While you slept, you felt a hot breath in front of your face, and a finger tracing your nose, lips, and jawline. You opened your eyes, and Jae’s face is the first thing you saw. It was so close.

You were surprised. You sat on the couch. “Jae !? What are you doing !? You almost make me suffer a heart attack !”

Jae sat on the couch and gripped your shoulder. You raised your shoulder and eyebrows, widened your eyes a surprise.

“I’ve something I want to tell you, but I’m too afraid to said this. I love you, Anna.”

You confused. You gave him a facial expression saying ‘wtf ?’. “What ? But, why ?” you responded

“I don’t know. You are just….. There’s no reason needed to loving someone, right ? And I don’t have a reason to loving you. Every time I spent with you, everything about you, because I love you”

You couldn’t believed what just he said. Maybe it’s because you just woke up from your nap and thought you were still dreaming. You slap your face, but Jae cupped you cheeks and he kissed your lips.

You closed your eyes, enjoying his kiss. He gone wild every time his lips kissed you. You really enjoyed the kissing. Your tongue twisted each other. But suddenly you opened your eyes and pushed him.

“What are we doing ?” You confused

“I don’t know. I lost my mind. I love you and i want to make love with you” He continue kissed you, bite your lips, twisted his tongue with yours again, pushed you down and now he is on top. You never did it before, you were to afraid.

“Are you sure ?? Like, I-I never do it before. I’m afraid.” You palmed your mouth and threw your face to right side.

“Don’t worry, I also never do this before. So, how about we try it together ? We never know if we don’t try it, right ?” He opened my sweater, my inner shirt, and leave on my undershirt.

“Geez, how many clothes did you wear ? I know it’s winter, but I just wear 2 clothes.” He protest because you were wearing too many clother. You like wore 3 layers of clothes.

“Shut up, it’s cold.” You wrapped your arms on his neck. Jae kissed you again, traced your jawline until your ears, and bite your earlobe. You can felt his hot breath on your ears. It was so tickles. Your ears is the most sensitive part of your body. It gave you goosebumps, and you clinch your eyes.

"What now ?" He stop and gets up

"I don't know". He kissed and bite your neck. He sucked it very hard and left a red mark. You moan a little. He slowly down to kissed your shoulder and kiss your chest.

He kissed you again. He such a kissing monster. Seems like he do this to many girls. He cupped your breast and playing it with round movement, and put his hand in to grope you and unclasped your bra. He took off your undershirt and now you are half naked.

You were very shy. Your face going red and you try to hide your face. "H, hey it's not fair. Open your clothes too". He took off everything on his body and he was half naked just like you.

He sucked your right nipple while his left hand playing with your left nipple. It gives you goosebumps. Although sometimes you try it too, but the sensation was different.

"Ja, jae.. slower please. I- it so tickles" He didn't obey your command. He sucked it harder. And now he licked it with round movement to your nipple. You bite your lower lips very hard , clinch your eyes, threw your face back, fist his hair, and moaning.

"Oh.. Jae.... Can you do this with my left nipple too, please ?". He looked at you and now he did the same thing like he did with your right nipple. He gets up and kissed you again while his hands trying to took off your training and left your underwear on.

"This couch is too small for us. How about we... Uh... Move to your....bedroom ?" He looked at your eyes and his eyes saying 'please'.

Part 2 : https://mylemonsday.tumblr.com/post/182154024365/light-visit-pt2-characters-park-jaehyung-x

#day6 jae #jae day6 #day6 fanfiction #day6 smut #day6 #day6 park jaehyung

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andyl394 · 7 years ago

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FESTIVE PROMPT - Steve Harrington x Reader

Request: From the festive prompt list, 1, 2 and 35 Steve Harrington x Reader?

1. “Is that mistletoe?”

2.“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”

35.“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Reader!Henderson

Word Count: 1,744

Warnings: Just cursing, a lot of fluff. Maybe some spoilers of the second season? Not really sure?

A/N: Heya! I was supposed to post this Saturday (09/12/2k17), but my town had this major storm and I was out of energy for three days, honestly, I don’t know if I could handle another night of playing cards under the lights of candles with my family. Anyways, I really hope you enjoy this and the Prompt list is right HERE. I’m going to post the other two to repay for those days <3 (btw, the requests are open for the prompts!)

MASTERLIST

“Everyone knows the plan, right?”

“Yes, Dustin. You’ve been through it five times, already.” Mike rolled his eyes; it was Christmas and your mother had decided that she’d make a huge fest to Dustin’s friends.

“Yeah, man. Calm down, we just have to put your sister and Steve under the mistletoe. It’ll be easy.” Everyone agreed with Lucas’ statement.

Your history with Steve was… weird. You had been searching for your brother the whole day when you heard him saying through the extra walkie he left for you, something about a code red and to meet him in the junkyard with any kind of weapon.

Apparently, you weren’t supposed to go, since he was talking only to his friends and when you got to the place, nobody was there, it was foggy and this fucking huge and creepy dog was chasing you down.

“I’m going to fucking kill you, Dustin!” You roared, ignoring the stomps coming from the other side as you turned quickly to hit that motherfucker in the weird face mid-air.

“Whoah.” Raising your eyes, you watched no one less than Steve Harrington mouth agape, awe and something more in his eyes. “Y/N, uh, hey, fancy seeing you here-“

“Where the fuck is my brother?”

That’s where it all began.

After getting rid of the – what you learned were called – demodogs, you helped get rid of Billy, which led you to a chapped lip, a forming bruise on your chin and a broken wrist after you having tried to beat the shit out of that fuckface, that was, until Steve got his ass kicked.

Yeah, he got fucked up, but you still were able to throw some good punches before Max showed off how badass she was.

You didn’t want Max to drive, but your stupid brother wasn’t being able to take care of Steve, so you had to go in the back, besides, if that girl could almost smash her step-brother’s junk, she was able to drive. Steve’s head resting on your thighs as you cared for the injuries.

“Slow down a bit, Max. Lucas, put your god damn seatbelt on.” You barked orders, sighing in relief when they actually listened. “Now, explain. What were those things and why did they try to eat my face?”

“They are Demogorgons, I took care of Dart, but he grew up to what tried to eat your face, oh and it ate Mews, but anyways-”

“IT ATE WHAT?”

“Y/N, darling, go open the door!” You grumbled at your mother’s request, eyeing the group of younglings in suspicion before turning with a smile to Joyce and Will.

“Good night!” You hugged Will, kissing the top of his head and giggling at his blushed cheeks before hugging Joyce and leading them inside. “Where’s Jonathan?”

“Oh, he’s coming with Nancy.” Nodding your head, you watched the group filling Will with something.

“Is he okay?”

“He is, now.” She smiled, patting your shoulder and waving at your mother, quickly going to talk to one of the adults in the room, besides the kid’s parents, while Hopper didn’t arrive with El - Jane -. You were about to close the door when you got startled with a voice next to your face

“Knock, knock.” Steve smiled before opening the rest of the door himself and lifting you up, swirling around and causing a laugh to escape from your lips.

“Let me down, moron.” He chuckled, obeying before giving you a proper hug.

“Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas, Santa?” Rolling your eyes and trying to hide a smile, you shoved him lightly, making his giggle – caused by your Santa’s beanie – turn into a hearted laugh, attracting the kid’s attention.

“Why don’t you go talk to your children, mom? Figure out what they’re plotting against me.” Steve looked at the group, grinning and winking at them, making you gasp and slap his shoulder. “Are in on whatever they’re planning?”

“Ouch! What? No!” He puffed looking up in disappointment before sending them a harsh look. “And I thought we had agreed that you were the mom and I was the dad.”

“Shit, we forgot to put it on the door,” Mike whined as the whole group groaned.

“Plan A went to shit, let’s stick with plan B, then.”

“I’m the dad, dickhead!” Steve looked around, laughing at your words before questioning

“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner? You even invited Hargrove?!” you gave him a bitter chuckle before answering

“Apparently, according to mom, inviting Max and not inviting their parents and brother, is rude. He and his dad are dicks, but Max’s mom is a sweetheart.”

He hummed, arms still wrapped around you as you tried to close the door, being the interrupted by a cough.

“Oh, crap. Oh no.” Dustin said; eyes wide open as Mike and Will gasped.

Quickly taking a step back from Steve, you placed a smile on your lips to welcome Jonathan and Nancy.

“I’m going to talk to our children.” He said under his breath, letting you go and getting out of your sight as Jonathan awkwardly waved.

“Merry Christmas, love-birds.” You maliciously wiggled your brows, earning chuckles from your friends. “C’mon in, dinner will be served at nine. And while we wait, would you two mind discovering what your brothers and mine are planning?”

“Hhm, sure?”

“Well, you two know your way around, I’m going to see if mom needs help with something while I avoid Billy’s attempts to pull me under the mistletoe.”

They watched you ignore Billy as you made your way to the kitchen; it didn’t take long for them to walk into the Party.

“Whatever you guys are planning, you need to be more discreet about it,” Nancy said as Steve waved at them both to follow you like a lost puppy, trying to get his plan to work.

“What is the plan, anyway?”

“We’re trying to make Dustin’s sister kiss Steve,” Max said when everybody got quiet, receiving hisses as if she shouldn’t have told that. “What?”

“N dumped S for J.” Dustin said with the side of his mouth in a whisper, making her eyes go wide.

“Oh, I-I said kiss? I meant kill.” She tried to laugh it off, but the couple exchanged looks.

“We’re in.” They said in unison.

“How can we help?” The boys sighed in relief, quickly telling them their plan on simply putting them under any mistletoe around the house.

It was nearly nine when they finally gave up; it didn’t matter how many times they tried, whenever you two got together under one of the many mistletoes, someone would get in their way. The only one that could take a kiss out of you was Will as he lured you under the plant while Steve was giving himself a prep-talk.

It happened that his “prep-talk” took too long because as he finally found himself some courage, you looked up at the plant and laughed, getting his attention.

“Did you do this on purpose?” Will’s eyes widened and his cheeks got red, he’d been very specific on the spot. You dropped to your knees and gave him a little innocent peck before getting up and chuckling, messing up his hair and leaving the paralyzed boy behind.

“What the hell, man!” Dustin said; all of the boys were agape while Steve got next to them. “You kissed my sister!”

“She kissed me!” He said, all of his face red at what had just happened. “I’m sorry, Steve.”

“It’s okay, bud. At least one of us got to kiss her.” Steve mumbled, patting his head and sighing. Maybe you two just weren’t meant to be. “I’m going to get some air.”

Steve didn’t see you watching him get out, slumped shoulder as he opened the door, walking to the porch and gazing around the street. Why was it so difficult?

“Fancy seeing you here, pretty boy.” Your voice startled him, since he didn’t hear you walk behind him, making the boy turn quickly, one hand on his chest as if he was about to have a heart attack.

“Jesus Christ! What are you, kitty? A ninja or something?” Steve grumbled; getting a chuckle out of you as you wrapped yourself on him, letting the boy hug you by the waist.

“Yeah, I’m a cat and a ninja. I’m ninja-cat! A Catja!” He shook his head, giving you the hearted laugh you loved so much. “Did you get jealous that I kissed Will under the mistletoe?” You smirked, watching his cheeks get a slight pink tone.

“Wha- What? Me? Jealous of my own children? Pfff, please!” He stuttered as you took something from behind his head, innocently lifting it between you two.

“Is that mistletoe?” Your voice was so innocent that he wondered if you were kidding, his heart beating strongly against his ribs.

“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?” When he looked into his eyes, he saw nothing but pure innocence while your lips held this sinful smirk.

“Am I? You know the rules, Harrington.” You whispered, lowering your arm so you could wrap it around his neck, slowly pressing yourself even more on him, your lips ghosting over his teasingly “Besides, weren’t you trying to do this all night?”

Steve let his eyes wander all over your feature, searching for any signs of hesitation or that you were joking with him, but he couldn’t find any.

Your cheeks grew redder as he took his time lifting one hand to your chin, you closed your eyes when you heard a very frustrated:

“JUST KISS ALREADY!” Snapping out of your bubble, both of you eyed Dustin getting scolded by Nancy as she took all of the kids from the window, keeping them from googling you two, before winking and closing the curtains.

Both of you chuckled, not taking long in going back to the previous position.

“You heard the chief.” He said before his lips crashed into yours, sighing in relief when you melted into his arms; one hand running through his hair while the other stood on his jaw, caressing his cheek with your thumb as you parted away searching for air.

Opening your eyes, you couldn’t help but reflect the dorky smile Steve held.

“Whoah.” Steve held your face, staring lovingly into your eyes, resting his forehead on yours with a gentle smile on his lips.

“Yeah, whoah.” He chuckled and whispered, before going in to kiss you again: “Merry Christmas.”

Condemn to a forever tagging: @fangirlandnerd@noones-girl1980 @hopelessgarbage @elaacreditava @myplaceofthingsilove @curlycals

Occasional Tag: @becaamm

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stormsbourne · 7 years ago

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uhhhh with spoilers tho why was infinity war bad?

spoils + long post under cut

so I think the single scene that caps off how bad infinity war is is that thanos has captured gamora and forced her to tell him where the last infinity stone is. thanos, if you’ve forgotten, took gamora from her home – there’s an earlier scene that shows him grooming her as he kills half her planet – and spent her entire life pitting her and nebula against each other for his amusement and to “make them strong” in pretty much textbook abusive ways. but for some goddamn reason, the movie then shows thanos being a fucking whiny baby about gamora’s hatred of him.

gamora: [referring to thanos’ throne] I always hated this chairthanos: yes, I’ve heard that beforegamora: and I hated this roomthanos: you have said as muchgamora: and I hated youthanos: *sad baby face* :’(

anyway thanos and gamora are going after this stone. it’s about halfway through the movie at this point

double hitler red skull shows up as the guardian of the stone and also a weird dementor and tells thanos that in order to get the stone he has to sacrifice something that he loves more than anything. gamora starts laughing. she tells him that this is his just deserts, that the universe has put up a wall here to thwart him because he is incapable of loving anyone or anything so the stone will never be his. he turns around to face her and he’s crying. “tears, really?” she demands. “they’re not for him” doublenazi red skull says

there’s a very long sequence of thanos grabbing gamora by the wrist in a deliberate parallel to the earlier scene where he took baby gamora by the hand. he yanks her over to this cliff edge and throws her off, crying the whole time. poor sad abuse man. has to kill his victim. it must be hard. we see her fall. then we get a loving fucking 30 second money shot of her dead body at the bottom of this chasm just to really drive home how tragic it is.

(baby gamora is later used at the end of the movie once thanos wins to reassure him it was worth it)

I knew this movie was gonna be a problem before then but this was The Scene where I knew it was the second worst movie marvel had made.

in addition to all of this here are some other points

Thanos’ “sympathetic motivation” is stupid. if you haven’t been spoiled on this yet his motivation is that he wants everything to be “in balance” and he’s motivated by overpopulation, which is a racist + classist myth perpetuated by those in power to promote xenophobia. thanos’ goal is to eliminate half of every sentient species in the universe to ensure nobody is ever poor or suffering again, somehow, and also to ensure that the universe doesn’t run out of resources

oh but it’s ok! the genocide is random! no racial or class overtones here we just flip a coin for everybody! random genocides are the best genocides!

I don’t want to sound like one of those people who soapboxes about how narratives have to tell us the badguy is bad but I honestly don’t think the movie does enough to communicate that thanos is wrong and also fucking crazy. there’s a few people like “oh thanos how can you be sure” and “thanos we make these choices and that’s what matters” but almost no one ever hears his plan and tells him “you are crazy and that is the stupidest thing I’ve ever fucking heard, you delusional fucking weirdo”

he wins btw which wouldn’t be bad taken on its own but like, why does he not use his magical glove macguffin to make resources infinite and the universe an actual utopia instead of killing half of everybody

two significant, named characters die in the first 10 minutes before the opening screen even shows up, without any sort of buildup

the soul gem plot even without all the ooh sad abuser shit is such a fucking nothing burger, you have all these weird and intricate things that involved entire plots of movies and weird shit that’s only barely a gem at all like the aether from thor 2 and then you have Fantasy Trope 101 oh you gotta kill somebody to get the rock! you gotta do it! but it’s sad and this strange dementor not-hitler is here to make sure it’s sad!

the black panther cast is in it for approximately 20 minutes total out of the like, 3 hour runtime. (aside: I actually saw BP and IF on the same day and holy balls was that a high to low sliding scale)

the movie ends with roughly 2/3 of the main cast being turned to dust by thanos winning but because we know none of it is going to stick because they have sequel movies and this is comics-based, it just feels pointless. it feels like a waste of time. it feels like they dragged out into 2.5 hours what could have been done in 20 minutes

speaking of thanos winning it is exhausting to watch. it feels like the movie is kicking you over and over and every time it starts to let you get up a bigger dude comes in and kicks you instead. nobody likes to watch a movie where the villain wins over and over and over without so much as a setback. thanos starts OUT too powerful for anybody to stop so the entire movie just becomes him stomping all over everybody over and over and over again. we start out the movie with him doing it. we end the movie with him literally undoing an emotional climax moment in order to make sure he wins. oh you destroyed the mind gem? no big deal I’ll just rewind time zoooooop ok we good! I win! *little kid voice* you can’t kill me I rewound time and actually I won 10 minutes ago!

ok this one is kind of petty but someone pointed out valkyrie isn’t even in this movie and now it’s consuming me, you give ant-man and hawkeye one-off lines about why they’re not here but you can’t even be like “oh yeah valkyrie took some of our people and escaped” (we’re gonna come back to this in like 2 seconds keep it iin mind)

random annoyance: peter quill peacocking over gamora because thor is hot and he feels threatened, I hate peter quill

other random annoyance: thor your ship got fucking blown up, how did thanos only kill half your people, are the other half on his ship now?

I honestly just like, cannot fucking stress how bad the thanos and gamora shit is, how fucking horrifying it is, how we’re expected to feel sympathy for this man who literally fucking disassembled nebula to torture her to get gamora to do what he wants. oh it’s ok though. he loves gamora in his way you see. it’s fine. it’s fine! it’s fine. it’s fine. i t s f i n e : )

does the rest of the world just not realize how horrifying that is?!?!?!?!?!?!?

the vision/scarlet witch ship is like an emotional crux of the whole movie and it just. it just doesn’t work. it just doesn’t.

the plot thread with the hulk is probably going to be resolved in avengers 2019 since iirc bruce survived but as it is it feels unfinished and dangling

speaking of survivors we gotta have that man angst, we’ll turn a 17 year old boy to dust but tony’s gotta look sad about it

like fam I love tony angst but he has had ENOUGH jesus CHRIST rdj only barely wants to be involved with this franchise anymore anyway let him be free. maybe he’ll actually die in avengers 2019

it feels like it undoes a bunch of things from the previous movies which on one hand who cares! it’s all gonna be rewound anyway! but on the other hand FUCK you. the asgardian refugees are all fucking dead now. black panther’s cast exists for like 20 minutes and its setting is there pretty much just so the aliens can fuck up someplace that isn’t new york for once. rocket’s epiphany at the end of gotg2? who cares we’ve got snark to dispense! can’t have him act like he learned anything, that’d take away from his ability to be a dick to peter!

uh I think I’m out of steam for now but that’s my list of why I hated the movie. it had some good moments and a lot of the character interactions were great, especially literally every scene involving spiderman, but you could have fucking jewels and if you bury them in shit they are still going to stink

#Anonymous #infinity war spoilers /#asks

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pafsins2 · 8 years ago

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Everything Wrong With O.W.C.A. Files

Well, here we are. We tackled the finale but now it's time for the final official Phineas and Ferb Episode, also the only episode of OWCA Files. I can't believe it this far. But we'll cover that at the end, for now let's see what our final episode did wrong.

(No wins because there's less to say and I figured if I didn't parallel what they did for the finale on the finale, I may as well do it on the other finale)

1.Let's get this out of the way. If you didn't like this special, chances are you're pissed it all ended here.

2. Poorly Disguised Pilot.

3.A laughing Hyena, how original.

4.They just went on without Heinz? Jerks.

5.The art style is a bit different because...reasons.

6.Now that the show was not picked up, it's just one story. Sorry, Monogram.

Gotta sin off this opening song is AWESOME!

6. But them wasting the best part at the very start is a sin

7.”We'll explain it better when we get to the chorus” Saying the name of the episode a lot doesn't explain this much further.

8.Yep, Netflix splits it up causing sins, such as them telling us “Owca Files Part” right after we already saw the title.

9.These agents are not being that quiet these bad guys must be hard of hearing

10.Oh, and I'm late but this has a Season 4 production code and of course this skip numbers ...again.

11.”Opening action bit is just a training thing” cliché,.

12.Shouldn't Carl be at school like this said in LDOS?

13.”Lone wolf has to learn to work together” cliche

14.Wait, didn't we already do this in Sidetracked? Only there Lyla hardly screwed up while the other agents, especially Doof do so a lot and thus become more annoying?

15.Trainees has these yellow-ish fedoras but Doof didn't have one back in Agent Doof.

16. Speaking of, say hi to the exact same shtick from that episode.

17.Individually each score is good? Most of the trainees seem to suck even on their own in some parts.

18.”You're lucky you're legally considered an Ocealot” Exposition!

19.He's a baby in that picture but the flashback in Meap had him as being older.

20.They actually play the wah wah music.

21.”Background music turns out to actually be played in universe” cliché.

22.In Doof 101, the bugs were funny because of how out of place they are, and that seemed be the joke to make fun of spin offs. Here's an actual spin off with them actually being out of place.

23.I kinda sinned the bugs talking before but here's another reason it's a sin: They've done plenty of jokes about how Perry not talking leads to issues but sure, bugs can talk now.

24.They new about OWCA last years which contradicts a lot of the stuff they did know about in Doof 101, set after that and before this.

25.Wait, they have actual homes? Where do they live?

26.They survive this.

27.”Isn't it about time we talked about the elephant in the room?” Haw haw

28.”Okay, that was you” “Guilty” Fart Joke.

29.”Aw Nuts” Only Class A Humor with these bugs, I see.

30.They survive this.

31.Paul Rubens isn't Pee Wee Herman in this scene.

32.Can't wait for Monogram not knowing him to get a completely satisfying pay off.

33.Hands someone his screenplay while he is a currently a hologram that cannot be touched.

34.Good thing they were conveniently outside so they weren't captured and this whole plot can happen.

35.Monogram do you really this exact set up every time you contact Agent P?

36.Btw, the fact that they were robots makes it even dumber that no one noticed them.

37.They happen to be bear a box with his address on it right as they are told about all this.

38.They run off without Heinz because, jerks.

39.”Tell my wife I love her” Disney!

40.I'm actually confused, why do they run to the Flynn Fletcher house to begin with?

41.Now Doof knows where the boys live, be sure to tell him not to tell them about your little secret, k?

42.Doof doesn't hear that giant explosion.

43.Thank god this one of the very few times the whole family happens to be out.

44.Harry's right, you're not exactly being too sympathetic here.

45.”Is this your liar?” You've seen it before, at least once.

46.”That is not what you wore when we were in space” Even at the end, he's good at sins.

47.You said it yourself, it's a canyon that looks grand, you can't miss it.

48.”These guys are really annoying” You're one to talk...too much.

49.”Wait a second, [silly thing instead of serious thing]” Cliche,

50.Making formations fools agents because reason.

51.”Isn't that something we should have checked before crawling through all that duct work?” Yes.

52.The Part 1 Credits ,...are something we actually see in Part 2. Whoops

53.Netflix repeats the intro again.

54.Monogram takes tactics from Sonic the Hedgehog.

55.The bugs effect the story but it's in a bad way for the heroes, wah wah.

56.I sinned the whole cliché they are doing/repeating her with the screw but man they go full force in this scene with Doof.

57.”Who had the double espresso?' Nobody ordered anything specific.

58.Doof screwed up sure but come on, this is really dick-ish.

59.Sad Song

But it's by Kenny Loggins so...

59.Good song but the better 2015 cartoon appearance of Kenny was in Penn Zerro, sorry not sorry.

60.'Water is no longer coming out of my hole' Uh...

61.”Good guys sneak in only for it be a trap” cliché. One they did in AT2d.

62.Of course, they need Doof's help right after shunning him.

63.Yep, Karen's the dumb one.

64.The unpaid intern has an office?

65.The contractor thought Carl would like a bear that happens to be big enough for them to fit. Fine.

66.Dumb guy says something too smart for him cliché.

67.Olaf is talking about something being Frozen.

68.This is the 3rd time the bugs didn't die when they should. Serioisly.

69.Guys, Doof at least rescued you, stop being ungrateful!

70.Gee, wonder if Perry had a plan cooked up and isn't actually being a jerk.

71.Teamwork song.

72.Doof's voice had slowly being getting more off during season 4 and this episode is the worst offender, and this song really shows it.

73.”But (Shows doof's Butt). Boooooo

74.”You forgot the cat...they forgot you, you're the cat” Thanks for reminding us.

75.That's a very strong roof if the rocket thing can't burst through it.

76.”It opens from the outside sir' Wooooow.

77.You think a villain voice by Pe wee with a plan like this would be just a bit more memorable than he ended up being, compared to the other P&F Villains.

78.This back and forth with the bugs goes on too long.

79.Holy crud, he;s a robot! Let's dive into-oh wait, first the bug stuff. Sigh.

80.Okay,now one survives their HEAD being chopped off? The bugs are invincible!

81.Wait so was he a robot back then or did Monogram's school or whatever accept a flea that can talk for some reason?

82.This music here is either from, or very much, like the music in the start of Sidetracked. Because taking the plot wasn't enough.

83.Get it, they are using the training stuff to parallel the opening. Subtle.

84.Those are not Hipster Glasses.

85.Perry learns teamwork....by leaving his other team members to do things on their own. Not exactly Teamwork, per say.

86.How did he have time to write in that?

87.”Dumb character is smarter than they look' cliché. Even if it's kinda badass.

88.Don't worry, bugs in this special can't die so that fan will do nothing to him.

89.In the end, them learning to work together was a bit rushed, honestly. Besides, it's cool that they can work together but only freaking Karen seems to be able to hold her own, off all of them.

90.Violin from hammer space. (Also, given his size, he stole this from Mr Krabs)

91.And the final Doof scene in this series has him screwing up again. Sigh.

92.If the bugs survive that, I quit.

93.Now for peeks of adventures that look way cooler than the one we just saw.

94.Ferb is credited BEFORE Phineas. The boys shouldn't even be first at all.

95.Wait, that whole house blowing up thing wasn't addressed at all afer that? Doof doing this was just...forgiven?

96.How were they able to replace before they got back? Maybe this is way we got no explanation to where the family was, to avoid a plot hole but sorry, still a sin.

97.Hey wait, they didn't use this chance to address any of the unresolved plot lines from Season 4. And Vanessa was no one where to be seen despite getting that internship! And no Monty even though he was there during the last OWCA Crisis!

98.This never got picked up as a full series, even though I bet it would good now that we got the flawed set up out of the way.

EPISODE SIN TALLY: 98

SENTENCE: Leave you standing outside

A tad more than I expected, given I had only seen this once prior. More than SBTy, but less than all the others. Interesting. Yeah, I got more critical but this lended itself more to it. I do like it, just not as much as I wanted to and especially after the charm of seeing the show again after the final wore off. Eh.

But with that said, that's ALL 223 EPISODES (and a movie) SINNED! Holy crap, we did it. We sinned every episode of Phineas and Ferb. I honestly thought I'd give up early on and at many points, I took long breaks.

But I think the final being announced made me want to buckle down and do this. So I got a better schedule and...we did it. I'm quite proud of myself, I never finish projects this big. Thank you all for reading these, (all few of you, although this blog has more followers than I thought I'd have, especially after having to make a new one). It was quite the trip and even if I was never perfect, I had fun.

As for the future, soon I'll start a poll for my next big sins related project, and I have a couple more things to post here within the coming days/week such as a look every sin tally to sin which episodes had the most sins and such. Plus any other extra fun stuff I come up with. The important ones will come soon, I want it to be this week but who knows. Either way, this is the end of episode sin posts.

Goodbye until whatever I post here next.

#Season 4 Sins #Special Sins #Phineas and Ferb #The true finale

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vertigocrime · 8 years ago

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1 to 117. I dare you.

I’m going to fight who ever did this lmao

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? Idk if he likes me back as much as I like him back

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?Hah no, kind of wished I did

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?Yes I would care. It’s not like i’m against it as the thing itself, I just cannot stand the smell at all.

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?Sometimes. I wouldn’t say I trust anyone. I’ve never really trusted anyone, so I guess that’s why i’m so mysterious at school lmao

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?Talking to the guy I like and emailing a college to talk about my application.

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?Probably @stink-burritos

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?Dump the loser, and if he tries to comeback I’ll make him hurt really bad. Mentally and physically. Nobody hurts me like that without hurting themselves.

8: Are you close with your dad? Eh kind of. He’s an asshole.

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?Hah you wish, nah I didn’t.

10: What are you listening to?My parents watching Bleach downstairs

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?Thai tea

12: Do you like hickeys?Maybe, haven’t gotten one yet, just not in a visible area I guess.

13: What time do you go to bed? It differs. Sometimes it’s 12:00am, 1:00am, or 3:00am

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? I don’t really depend on anyone so no

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? Nah, I’m fast with one hand but two hands is faster when texting

16: Do you always answer your texts?Yes unless it’s a conversation ending text

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?No I don’t, it was hard to forgive him, but he’s a good guy

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? like 6 hours ago

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?My crush~~~ I like seeing his name when he texts me back

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?I might see my crush on Wednesday

21: Is anyone else in the room with you? My cat, does he count? lol

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? Yeah

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?Debatable. Loads of shit is happening right now and i’m not sure if i’m happy or if i’m sad.

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? Not right now

25: In the past week, have you cried?

Yes

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?Not wearing a shirt rn, just in my sports bra

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?No, wouldn’t mind though

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?Probably my crush, but tbh he’s super busy doing homework so that I can go over to his place tomorrow

29: Do you have a best friend? Kind of?

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?Yes, but we aren’t dating so it’s fine.

31: Who was your last call/text message from? My friend Jack

32: Are you mad at anyone?I’m mad at P

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Pfft yes. My crush is almost 3 years older than me

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 21

35: How many more days until your birthday?201 days

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?Road trip with @stink-burritos to the beach~

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? Almost all of my friends are guys

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? No not really

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?Nothing comes to mind lol

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? No

41: Do you think age matters in relationships? tbh, no. When I was 15 I was fooling around with a 20 year old, and when I was 17 I was fooling around with a 25 year old. I genuinely liked these two guys, nobody made me like them and they didn’t manipulate me.

42: Are you available?Single? Yes, but my mind is taken over by my crush;;

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? high school hasn’t ended for me yet

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?Probably my lip

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?Yeah, i’m good friends with some of my exes. See now, it’s the could-have-been’s that you can’t be friends with

46: Do you regret anything? Playing in P’s confession and saying that I liked him even though I actually didn’t

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? Nothing

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?Yes, twice. Still friends with both of them, but we don’t share everything with each other anymore

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?Nope!

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?I am pursuing them

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?No not yet

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?Yep!

53: What was the last thing you ate?Something like Chicken Alfredo

54: Did you get any compliments today?Maybe??? Idk I don’t remember lol

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?Disney World in April-May

56: Do you own anything from other countries?I have a few Italian souvenirs I picked up when I went there, a Vietnam shirt my parents bought me, some Chinese money, a paper bead necklace from orphans in Africa. But if I take the question literally then I own something from almost every country since stuff gets traded and imported c:

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?Almost all guys

58: Where have you lived most of your life?Texas

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?Last semester when driving to class lol

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?Yes

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?Nope

62: Who do you text the most?This past 2 weeks have been my crush~~~

63: What was the last movie you saw?Madoka Magika movie the beginning

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?I don’t have a boyfriend.girlfriend

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? Two

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? Yes, but he was only younger by a month

67: Do you curse around your parents? I did once (Nothing happened btw lol)

68: Are you happy with where you live?Yes kind of. Wouldn’t mind getting away

69: Picture of yourself?

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70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?Monogamous

71: Have you ever been dumped?Once

72: What do you most like about making out?Taking a peak at the other person’s face in between kisses when your breath is combined

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

Hmm no

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? Usually the other, i’m too shy

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?Their face is first

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?My crush~~

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?I’ve never had sex

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?I’ve never had sex

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?My crush, I can’t stop thinking about him staring at me while I watched Pokémon and the dumb face he made when I gave him a side glance, such a cute smile ebewkjberwkgk

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?Maybe, most likely if i’m older though, can’t handle children right now

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?Yes

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? No not really, I’ve only recently grown some balls when confessing my feelings lol

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?Uh, nah?? I don’t miss my last boyfriend.

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?Forever ago so idk

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?No I haven’t

86: How can I win your heart?Idk lol, just be you

87: What is your astrological sign?Virgo

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?Being asleep lol

89: Do you cook?Yep!

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? Yes, but I usually fight for a friendship

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?Yes, with my crush~

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? monogamous relationships

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?If their eyes are beautiful, that’s the first thing. If I can stare into your eyes then hell yes. Then it’s the smile. If the smile is genuinely cute or true, then hell yes. Body type is next. I usually go for thinner guys, fit or not.

94: Name four things that you wish you had!- My crush (oooooooo)- Choi Seungcheol- tickets to a BTS fan meet- tickets to a Seventeen fan meet

95: Are you a player?I am without even knowing, why tf do so many people like me???

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?No

97: Are you a tease?Yes, 100%

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? Nope!

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? Yes

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?Hmm, none that I can think of

101: Hugs or Kisses?Kisses

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? Pfft yes

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?Their face

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? nrivdjkbvwbkb yes

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

No, i’d tell them to break it off if they want to do anything. If they’re willing to cheat then fuck no. In my opinion it’s better to leave someone for someone else than to cheat on that someone with someone else.

106: Do you flirt a lot?Unconsciously yes

107: Your last kiss?Last Wednesday 2/22/2017

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? LOL, nah.

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? Yes my crush~~

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?My crush~~

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?My crush

112: Does someone like you currently?Too many people

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? My crusshshhhhh

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?I want a serious relationship, but i’m so terrible at maintaining them

115: Ever made out with just a friend?Nope

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?A bit of both. I’m lonely when single, but I kind of feeling caged when in a relationship

117: Who are you to challenge me to answer all 117 of these???

#Verti talks #anon #answered #this took awhile lmao #bet you thought I couldn't do it lol

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itsjayyyy · 6 years ago

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November 3, 2018 6:54 pm

Yeah it’s been a hot minute since I last updated. and of course I’m going to write a ton, but not nearly as much as what has passed.

So yesterday (friday), before I went to class I checked the weather app to decide which jacket to wear, and saw that it was going to rain around 3pm. I only had one class, so I figured I’d go to it, then stay at the library for a while, get a mango smoothie, and see if I can get some homework done. Like, three hours into sitting there, I had still done close to no homework, rather listened to kris wu’s new album (can you believe the nerve of that guy? He really released his album on the same day as exo, and you can tell that shit was intentional like he wanted to overshadow them (and he sure did, even posted a pic of the itunes charts where his album was #1 while exo’s was #4) lmao petty af) I also started to listen to all of my music in my itunes library, starting with most played and going down. I haven’t even made a dent btw, I have like, some odd 5 whole days of music to go through. Around 4 I figured I should get heading home, so that I don’t have to face the worst of rush hour traffic. Of course, just as I’m stepping out of the library, rose texted me saying it was pouring on the west side. The clouds on campus looked troublesome, but I figured it wouldn’t be too bad.

It was. I stopped by a gas station, and as I got there it started raining. Honestly, on the drive home, the rain wasn’t my biggest problem (I’ve driven in pouring rain so often that I don’t care about getting wet any more), it was the wind. It seriously almost knocked my bike clean over. And it didn’t help that the rain impacted my engine and made it struggle to speed up properly. I really thought I might have gotten into an accident, it was that bad. But as you can see by me typing this, I’m just fine. I took a hot shower, ate dinner, then receded back to my room as always. I brought with me a cup of instant coffee (seriously, cafe bustelo instant coffee is leagues better than regular drip coffee, like what the hell.) and started a kdrama that yoongi recommended called stranger. The dramafever app has been giving me issues recently, so I decided to watch it on my laptop. But when I went to the website, it displayed a message saying they shut down like two weeks ago. Sure shows how little I use that subscription that I didn’t even notice lmao. Luckily the show was also on netflix, so I watched it there.

I didn’t even consider that maybe I shouldn’t drink coffee before bed, until like 12:30 am. I tried to go to bed around 10:30, but just couldn’t sleep no matter what. At first I thought it was because of small noises like mom doing the dishes or pulling a chair out (and it was irritating the living hell out of me- i wanted to go out there and scream that I was trying to sleep and they needed to stop making noise), but then I remembered the coffee, and how the same thing happened a few months ago. I took some cold medicine to help knock myself out, and set a second alarm just in case.

Surprisingly, it wasn’t that hard for me to wake up despite getting like 5.5 hours of sleep (I mean I did sleep in for an additional 30 mins after the first alarm, but I didn’t feel like I was dying). I left for work 15 minutes early, just in case my bike gave me any issues. I was on cash at work (UGH), which was made even worse now that we don’t get to go to MIMO. I was literally in front of a register for 7.5 hours, when usually it only used to be like 6, with the trip to MIMO accounted for (and the closing cashiers taking over). I was nonstop leaving to go to the bathroom to make up for it, though.

It’s unbelievable, the lengths to which rose will put other people above me. She mentioned that she was going to go out to the mall to buy a gift for peter’s birthday, and I asked if I could come along because peter’s my bro too and I wanted to get him a gift. But she pulled the whole “uh yeah, you can come if you want” and i was like. if you don’t want me to come, just say so. and she was like “oh you know it was just gonna be like, me and peter and I don’t want to go inviting people by myself” as if she hasn’t invited peter and paul into our hangout times before (matter of fact, there was one time when it was literally just supposed to be me and rose and she dragged peter along, peter and I began to argue, AND SHE SAID SHE DIDN”T WANT TO GET INVOLVED AND SPENT THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON HANGING WITH HIM. but hey whatever, fuck jay right?) and also as if they were hanging out as friends and not with the purpose of buying peter a gift. She also mentioned how paul was planning to finesse something (also huge pet peeve: paul needs to stop calling it “finessing,” just say you fucking stole it.) I mentioned how I seriously didn’t want to move in with paul. Like, rose peter and I all have responsibilities and bills to pay, meanwhile paul still gets spoon fed by his parents. Do I really want to risk my housing and credit score by signing a lease with some kid who hasn’t paid rent his entire life? Hell no. And yeah, the fact that he has no conscience and openly steals is a huge issue for me. Rose tried to brush it off but I kept pushing it, saying that it was a deal breaker for me. She said that “we’ve been planning to move in together for a really long time” and i’m fucking livid. Who is “we”???? Her, peter, and paul???? As if her, me and GIO didn’t plan on moving in together last year? Why does paul get precedence over me when rose and I have been planning to move out together for over a year before she even met him??? Whatever, I’m looking at clara’s lease ending soon, she said she’s looking for roommates.

I know I’ve probably said this a million times, but I hate family dinners. It’s just so damn obvious that they all want me dead. I always get the least amount of food, nobody talks to me, and nobody cares when I leave halfway through. I spilled my glass trying to put in ice, but didn’t bother to wipe it up. I just really don’t care, it’s not like I’m at the table long enough for it to bother me anyways.

Alright now I’m gonna really quickly hop over to the last update to see what I left off at. So the first thing I feel like I want to talk about (I think it’ll be better if I go from one topic to another, rather than try to do it chronologically) is heather. So I don’t remember if I wrote about this (and I’m not gonna read all my updates to find out), but one time on a friday heather and I made plans to meet up at the library. I texted her that day asking if we could instead meet at the student union (needed to stop by the atm to get rent money), and she didn’t reply (it said “delivered though). I got a call from my boss asking if I could come in early, and I was like yea sure since by then heather hadn’t even opened my message and it was about 30 mins from her next class. I walked through the breezeway, and as I walked I saw her, walking with someone else (prob a classmate) and talking, just hanging out. I dipped into the bathroom so she wouldn’t see me. She later texted me (one minute before her next class started) saying “sorry, my phone died and I just now got this message.” I guess she didn’t know that iphones tell you if the message was delivered to the other person’s phone. yeah, it does kind of hurt, that she bailed on me. it feels like I’m a second option, and if given the chance, she’d hang with other people. Since then, we met up like, once in the last month. In the last two weeks or so, I haven’t seen her at all. She just keeps saying “sorry, I’m too busy now” or “sorry, I didn’t see your message.” I asked if I could borrow her textbook for the gov exam, and she said she had a problem with the rental company and had to temporarily return it. I got a 74 on the exam, by the way. I figure maybe I just shouldn’t message her any more; if she wants to hang with me she’ll message me first.

Speaking of friends, I posted a pic on ig the other day. It’s a far away shot of me that rose took, sitting in the corner of a cafe. The caption was just “let’s get this (bread emoji)” ya know, just a dumb phrase. Anjlie liked it, and I was like... why. I looked at her profile (I unfollowed her long ago so I haven’t kept up with her feed) and she’s changed from 2014 low-saturation tumblr aesthetic to wannabe ig famous aesthetic. Also, she’s tagged this one girl in a lot of her captions. I can tell they’re friends, but it looks like the other girl doesn’t tag her back in nearly as much of her photos. Anjlie was always kind of socially anxious, it seems like she’s made one (1) friend in college that she’s completely attached herself to.

So, my motorcycle. Yeah, I changed the air filter, but it didn’t really affect it. Then I changed the spark plugs (also have to do with gas combustion), didn’t really see an improvement either (but MAN you should see these spark plugs, they’re entirely rust). I figured maybe it’s because the gas tube has a u-shaped curve in it, maybe it’s having trouble lifting the gas back up. So I changed it, and the next day when I walked back to my bike the gas had drained nearly completely onto the ground via a leak that I couldn’t find for the life of me. When I first walked up to my bike I saw some guy standing around kind of suspiciously and got worried, but then when I saw the leak he was like “is this your bike? I was calling parking services because I was concerned about the leak.” I ended up leaving my bike there for nearly a week (and took the city bus to school instead, since obvs I couldn’t drive) before I could get a tow truck called. i knew it was the carbureator by this point due to additional research, and I tried to fix it myself right there in the parking lot, but one of the screws was stripped so I took it to the mechanic and told him there was a leak because of the carbureator. one day when I took an uber home from work, I slammed my thumb in the car door and it bled so fucking bad. I cried like a bitch. It felt like I was nancy kerrigan, because my bike was going to be repaired soon but I couldn’t drive it because nail. But the bike got “fixed,” in which the mechanic said that the issue was the gas filter which was kind of weak. I was like yea I replaced the gas filter myself, but I used the same kind as before so that’s not the issue. and of course the leak didn’t go away. So I brought the bike back and was like “there’s a problem in the carbureator. please clean and rebuild it. don’t try to diagnose anything because I’ve told you before that the issue is the carbureator and you won’t listen.” he held onto the bike for a week and said “it’s the accelerator pump.” i told him to also clean the fucking carb and he finally did (for $267). I told iris and nick how I wanted to just buy a new bike and they were all “oh no that’s too expensive” as if I haven’t spent over $800 in repairs the last two months. And I didn’t even ask for advice from those people, anyways.

I did call in, for like all of my remaining usf shifts. I’m now officially ioa exclusive, as a result of my incessant bitching about how much I hate usf. And I got cross trained as a cook at cinnabon!!!!! I’ve done a shit job so far tho, I always underestimate the number of buns needed and then end up running out. Tomorrow I have a shift at cinnabon tho, so I can finally redeem myself. Next week I’m scheduled for tuesday and friday too, so I guess my availability didn’t get 100% approved. It’s okay though, one more month until the semester is over and I can change my availability again to weekends only for real for real this time. I’m also going to take up delivering for postmates. they allow motorcycles, so between classes and in the evening I’m gonna deliver. they say you can make on average 10-15 an hour, which is pretty decent considering I’m mostly going to be driving. And even though they don’t reimburse you gas money, I get 80 mpg so I think I’m good. The other day was my enrollment appointment for spring. I already had a schedule ready, just needed to press submit. but then rose was like “oh can you pls pick up peter he doesn’t have a car” and it made me 13 minutes late and all the classes I chose were full. So I had to pick a new schedule, where the first class is at 7:30 am and the last class gets out at 7:15 pm. With like, a 4-hour gap in the middle. Kill me.

I don’t think I have many other topics to cover. I submitted my second paper in english, and next week I submit the last. I bought new toothpaste the other day. still looking to move out (but now, planning to wait till like january). still depressed as shit. but hey, let’s just play it by ear.

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FESTIVE PROMPT - Bucky Barnes x Reader

Request: 13, 47 and 42 Bucky x reader? - Anon

13. “You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

42. “Oi! That’s my hot chocolate!”

47. “You made gingerbread zombies?”

Pairing: Bucky x Reader!No gender specified

Word Count: 4,124

Warnings: Just cursing, a lot of fluff. A lot. Like... IT’S CHRISTMAS LET ME BURY YOU IN FLUFF. ~Maybe~ a little bit of angst at the start, but it’s real quick <3

A/N: Hello! I got carried away in this one, I was doing this to Thanksgiving, but got caught up in a lot of stuff, oh well. I really hope you enjoy this and the Prompt list is right HERE. I’m going to post one more today because I had to repay for what I didn’t post. (btw, the requests are open only for the prompts!)

MASTERLIST

You entered the living room, frowning your brows in confusion when you didn’t see anyone on the couch. Usually, everyone was watching TV at that time, you even got slightly worried until you remembered it was Christmas and all of them were with their loved ones.

Peter was with his aunt, Tony, Vision, and Bruce; Natasha and Wanda were with Clint and his family; Sam invited Steve, Sharon, and Bucky to meet his grandmother and you… Well, you were alone.

Nobody remembered to invite you to their parties or they simply didn’t want you there; you wouldn’t know.

Sighing, you went to the kitchen and prepared the breakfast you never made: Pancakes. There were a few reasons why you hadn’t made it before.

First of all, you didn’t know how to do it.

Second, you knew that if you made for yourself, you would have to make for everyone and you weren’t confident in your cooking skills to let other people taste it.

But, well, again, you were alone in there.

“Hey, Friday, can you please pick a music from my playlist and put it on the speakers?”

“Yes, I can, Y/N.” When your favorite song blasted through the tower, you opened a smile, starting to dance around the kitchen as you mixed all the ingredients.

You had done already a huge mess when you felt someone in the room with you, but everyone was out, so, rocking your hips, you grabbed a knife from the knives’ holder and threw it to whoever was at the door.

You gasped when Bucky dodged it with eyes wide open and a surprised scream came out of your mouth

“Oh my- I’m so sorry!” He rested his palm on the wall and took a deep breath, eyes closed and one hand on his chest as if he was having a heart attack, and he probably was. Well, you had literally just thrown a knife at his face, so… “Are you okay?” You got close to him, not touching him, but with your hand next to his cheek, only to make him turn so you could check if you had hurt him.

“Good morning to you too, doll.” Bucky breathed out, nodding his head at your question before looking around in the kitchen; there were way too many dirty dishes to a simple task and you knew that. “Wow. This looks a little, huh, chaotic.” You chuckled, turning on your heels and continuing to do your pancakes.

“It’s my first time, give me a break… So, what are you doing here?”

“I live here, remember?” You would’ve laughed if Steve’s voice didn’t catch your attention.

“Buck?”

“In the kitchen! Being attacked with knives and all!” He laughed as you rolled your eyes, feeling slightly guilty.

“Good morning, Y/N. You ready Bucky?”

“Morning Cap.” You muttered, flipping the last pancake and successfully placing it on your plate before starting to search for the damn honey that Stark always hid.

“Yeah, huh, I think I am,” Bucky said as he opened the fridge, moving some stuff before he grabbed it and placed on your hand as if he didn’t do the cutest thing ever, you mumbled thanks before sitting in front of your plate.

“Ok, let’s just eat something and then we’ll be on the road with Sam and Sharon.”

“Ugh, great.” You muffled a laugh at his groan, you knew he didn’t really hate Sam, they simply had this bro-hate. But Sharon, oh boy. How he hated that woman.

“And you, Darling?” Steve asked as he moved around the kitchen, ignoring the mess you had made. “Where are you going?”

“Nowhere.” Both of them lifted their eyes at you as you were eating, trying to ignore the exchange of looks they gave to each other.

“So… What are you going to do? It’s Christmas… Why don’t you spend with your friends? Or go visit your parents?” Cap almost dropped the pan at his friend’s words, you couldn’t blame him. He didn’t know.

“Huh… My parents hate me. That’s why I went to Xavier’s School. They’re not very fond of… ‘freaks’, like me. And I don’t have any friends, nobody invited me.” You shrugged even though it pained you to say that out loud. “I was just going to do some pancakes and… I don’t know, maybe go to the gym.”

“Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Carter is here.” You didn’t saw the looks they gave each other as you ate your tasteless and crunch pancakes, you must’ve left a little bit of eggshell in it.

“You guys ready?” She asked excitedly as Sam walked in with her, you ignored the fact that she didn’t even look at your face and that she placed her purse in front of your plate, almost pushing it out of the counter.

Sam rolled his eyes behind her back, making Bucky chuckle at his annoyed face.

“I’m sorry guys, but I don’t think I’ll be able to go.” Sam and Steve frowned their brows as you looked confused at him.

“Why?” She asked and he simply shrugged.

“I’m dating Y/N, we’ll spend the day together, right, babe?” You were still choking on your pancake when he wrapped his metal arm around your waist, sending her a fake smile as you chugged on the water that Steve handed to you.

“Right.” Breathing out, you controlled the giggle as he started to tickle your sides. “Bucky and I are totally dating, completely in love.” He chuckled when you tried to escape his grip and elbowed his ribs lightly.

“Aw, I’ve always shipped you guys.” She smiled while Sam denied with his head behind Steve and Sharon, not because he didn’t “shipped” it, but because of what Buck was doing; leaving him alone with them.

“Why don’t you come too, Y/N?” Sam gave you two a toothed grin, making you cough again.

“Uh, I don’t want to bother, really.”

“Oh, sweetheart, believe me, you’re not going to.” He laughed and hugged you two before whispering: “You little shits are not leaving me alone with Barbie and Ken.”

Bucky laughed loudly and squeezed you again.

“C’mon, doll face. Don’t leave us alone.” They tried to smile sweetly, batting their eyelashes and making you laugh, nodding your head as they cheered.

“I’ll get ready and make my bags.” You smiled excited and Bucky winked at you before giving a light slap on your butt; it simply was your relationship with him.

You liked him and he knew it, the same goes for him. Bucky liked you and you simply knew it, but you two never actually said to the other.

Knowing that you probably wouldn’t do a lot of things, you didn’t pack all of your clothes; just a few cozy ones to spend the day and some for sleeping. You smirked before speaking in a mocking voice:

“Didn’t you learn not to sneak up on me?”

“You ready, darling?” Buck said from the door and you chuckled, turning to him and excitedly nodding your head.

“Ready as ever.” You frowned your brows at his extended hand and he laughed before getting your bag and your hand.

“We’re dating, remember?” Denying with your head, you giggled and let yourself get pulled by your ‘boyfriend’.

You climbed into the back sit with Sharon and Bucky; there was a huge discussion over what would be everyone’s sits.

Sharon wanted to go with Steve in the back seat, but two super soldiers didn’t fit in there together with a third person and the quick trip would get really long with Buck arguing with Sam if he was on the front.

So it was decided that Steve would go in the passenger’s seat and you’d have to go in the middle of Bucky and Sharon, as said, it wasn’t a long trip.

Three hours tops, but you were easily bored and you couldn’t stand Sharon’s humming anymore, so you simply plugged your earphones and rested your head on James’ chest, grumbling as you placed your legs in the middle of his, ignoring his cocked brows and smirk.

“Oh, shut up.” He chuckled, hugging you and getting your hand to play thumbs wrestle, ignoring Sam’s confused glances from the rearview mirror.

“Eyes on the road, Samantha.” Bucky teased, making him scoff and deny his head.

“Only if you stop choking Y/N, Jasmine.” Both of you laughed loudly, James burying his face in your neck and making Steve crack a smile; he actually did ‘ship’ you two. “I’m worried you’ll kill them.”

He simply thought that you two made a cute pair, besides the fact that Bucky always seemed a little happier when you were around.

“I’ll kill them with LOVE, mate!” Quickly everyone in the car was laughing and chatting, even with Sharon.

Now, it wasn’t that you didn’t like her, you just thought that her relationship with her grandma’s ex-soulmate was a little weird. She was badass, you wouldn’t take that from her, but Sharon could be a little invasive, sometimes.

The truth was; you were tired.

You had been on a two-week mission in London and only got back the day before. Yawning, you caught Bucky’s attention when you winked repeatedly, trying to shoo away Sandman, but the bastard got the best of you when your ‘boyfriend’ laid your head more on his chest, snuggling you even further to comfort.

“Sleep, love. I’ll wake you up when we get there.” Humming, you accepted his offer, getting lost in his warmth and scent, it danced right under your nose, caressing your skin and lulling you even further to sleep. But, what was it? Taking a deep breath, you could finally sense it.

James smelled like cinnamon, wet wood and fresh out of the oven bread, it was sweet but with a hint of nature. You couldn’t understand how he smelled like that. But you loved it.

“Y/N?” You groaned, pressing more your cheek on to his vibrating chest, was he laughing? “Hey, darling. We’re here, wake-up, love.” When you felt his cold hand on your cheek, you yawned and nodded, still not fully awake as you moved away from his warmth.

“Sure, Buck. Whatever you say.” When you heard the sound of his Polyvore, your eyes snapped open only to meet his dorky grin.

“Sorry, but you look really cute when you’re sleepy.” Rolling your eyes and feeling your cheeks getting hotter, you stretched yourself as you moved to get out of the car and help Steve with the bags.

You liked Steve, he was a nice guy; he always helped you with whatever you were doing.

You needed to go running three in the morning? Just let him pee and put some shoes.

Testing your new weapons? He just went to grab his shield and he’ll be right back.

He would do anything to help the person that Bucky was head over heels in love with. That was something you didn’t know, never had you heard of him loving you.

“I’m sorry he asked why you didn’t go spend time with your parents,” Steve said quietly, lifting his eyes at you and sending you a sympathetic smile.

“It’s okay, Cap. No harm was done. I know he wouldn’t say something to hurt me.” Rogers stopped for a second, analyzing the small smile on your face, he followed your dreamy eyes and smiled when he saw Bucky staring at you lovingly as Sam waited for someone to open the door.

“I know this might be a joke, but I think you two look good together.” Snapping your eyes at Steve, you started to stutter incoherent words, blushing hard when he chuckled at your reaction. “C’mon, Y/N. You like him, he likes you… I mean, why not?”

“I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You knew Steve meant business when he rolled his eyes; He never did that. At least not to you.

“I think you do, darling.” Steve smiled, closing the trunk as you chuckled, denying your head and walking to the porch where the rest of them stood.

“Let me get these.” Bucky was on taking the stuff from you, holding everything in one hand and smiling gently at you as he hugged your waist with his other arm.

“Ma! Open up, woman!” You chuckled with Sam’s shout, laughing even harder when a muffled voice screamed back.

“STOP SCREAMING! I’m going, I’m going!”

“You’re screaming!” Stifling a laugh on Bucky’s vibrating chest, you took a deep breath, trying to recompose yourself as the door flew open.

“About time you came to visit this old lady, Mr.” She narrowed her eyes at her grandson before suddenly cracking up on a smile and opening her arms as Sam threw himself on them.

“I’ve missed you, ma.”

“Ow, I’ve missed you too, my muffin.” After she let go of Sam, his Grandma took a good look at the rest of you, her eyes scanning both couples, smiling widely at the sight of Steve. “Oh! Captain Rogers! My mother spoke a lot about you!” Steve frowned slightly, but still kept a smile on his lips.

“Ma’s mother was one of your showgirls, Cap.” His eyes lit up, a smile ripping his face.

“Oh! I remember her! Darlene, isn’t it?” She nodded quickly her head, happy that the Captain America remembered her mother. “She was a feisty one, always picking fights with the other girls.” He chuckled, he always got that way when speaking about his old time.

“Darlene is related to Sam? Oh gosh, if I’m allowed to ask, where does all the stupidity come from, then? Because Darlene was one of the smartest ladies I ever got to meet.” Bucky spoke, making the woman at the door turn her eyes at him, laughing lightly before answering.

“From his Grandfather; that his soul rests in peace.” Laughing, you caught her attention, a small smile on her lips as she spoke: “Now, who’s the pretty one, and why isn’t Sam’s arm around them? I knew you were stupid, but not at the point of letting these one get taken by someone else, boy.”

“Ma!” He interrupted, making you and Bucky laugh.

“I called dibs first.” Rolling your eyes, you elbowed his side, making him laugh even harder, kissing your temple and tightening his grip on your waist.

“I’m Y/N, Ma’am.” She smiled at the way James reacted, observing how both of your eyes had this loving sparkle; it was something that she didn’t get to see so much nowadays.

“Pleasure meeting you, Y/N. Well, come in, Sam will show your rooms.” Exchanging a quick glance with Buck, you two held back a chuckle when you noticed that she didn’t talk to Sharon.

“C’mon, shitheads and Y/N.” Sharon and Bucky faked an outrageous gasp before following him with Steve and you laughing loudly. After quickly letting his things in his room, Sam started to lead everyone around. “Well, this is your guys' room.” He said with a devilish smile playing on his lips.

You widened your eyes when you realized you would have to share a room with Bucky.

“What?” You both whispered nervously.

Sam got closer, noticing that Sharon and Steve were too busy talking about god knows what, only to maliciously whisper.

“Well, dear Y/N, you had your own room, but since you and this shithead would leave me with Ken and Barbie to spend the day together, then you will.”

“I would?” You frowned your brows in confusion. “You didn’t invite me, Sam.” He looked at you as if you had just said something stupid.

“You were on an undercover mission without any source of contact for two weeks, how did you expect to be invited? I was actually expecting you to be asleep just so I could wake you up and tell you to be ready in five minutes to go to Las Vegas, you’d dress up to impress and then you’d have a surprise to actually end up here.” He smiled widely when he finished telling you his mastermind plan.

You hummed, crossing your arms as Bucky facepalmed his face, denying with his head and chuckling softly.

“You’re a dick, you know that?” Sam laughed loudly before embracing you in a hug.

“You love me and you know it.” Bucky crossed his arms before mocking a gruff:

“Their boyfriend is right here, Birdbrain. Back off.” You laughed, getting rid of Sam’s arms before getting his hand to pull him into the room.

“Hey, no sexy stuff! My room is right next to yours, keep it down!”

“Can’t promise that! It’s your fault!” Sam denied with his head while Bucky blushed at your words; he knew you were joking, but the words still caught him.

“Be outside in two hours, ok? I’ll let you have some sleep before taking you guys to a walk around the place.” He said and you silently thanked him; you still needed some rest.

Closing the door behind you, there was nothing you could do but to drop your stuff and take off your shoes on your way to the bed. Sighing heavily, you stretched yourself before trying to get comfortable under the cushions.

You were almost sleeping when you noticed Bucky’s awkwardness as he stood on his feet next to the bed, not exactly knowing what to do. It made you release a groggy giggle.

“C’me here, darling.” Opening your arms and lifting the sheets, you smiled at his tinted cheeks and Bucky slowly approached you, laying at your side as you quickly rested your head on his chest, covering both of you before hugging his waist.

A satisfied and pleasant purr came out of you when he sneaked his arms around your frame, burying his face in your hair and relaxing as your scent invaded his system.

No words were exchanged; you both simply enjoyed the moment of intimacy and comfort before falling asleep in each other’s arms.

“Wake up you little fucks!” Sam realized the mistake he made when both of you shot out of bed in a split of second, Bucky already aiming his gun at Sam while you lifted your hands, ready to burn him inside out. “Hey, Hey! I’m sorry! Calm down!”

You took a deep breath, trying to calm yourself down while Bucky barked curses at Sam, repeating how that was stupid and that one of you could’ve killed him.

“You said two hours!” Sam looked at you, raising his brows at your remark

“It made three already!” Looking at the clock on the nightstand, you sighed; he was right. “Well, since the two sleepy beauties slept too much, you’ve missed the tour, I would’ve let you sleep more, but Barbie insisted on getting you two downstairs to the dinner. Be there in one hour.”

Rolling your eyes, you went to the bathroom, already taking your clothes as Sam got out of the room, leaving Buck to lie down again.

After taking a shower, you changed into something simple, jeans and a cozy sweater that Wanda had knitted for you. It was actually really beautiful, you had found it on your bed when you arrived back at the tower.

Since she couldn’t give it to you in person, she decided to leave it with a note.

You waited for your James to get ready as you thanked Wanda and chatted with her on your phone, shortly after, Bucky stepped out of the shower with a sweater very much like your own, causing giggles to fall from your lips.

Getting downstairs with Buck on your heels, you walked on where the dinner would happen. Steve and Sharon were already sat on the table chatting with Sam’s relatives while you and your “boyfriend” went to the kitchen, leaving them behind after being introduced to his sister and her family.

“Can we help in something?” You asked, making her look over her shoulders, stopping the humming of a song to smile and nod her head.

“Can you set the table, please? The plates are on the third cabinet and the dishes are on the second drawer.”

“Sure, thing.” Smiling at James’ words, you grabbed the dishes while he grabbed the plates, chuckling when you playfully shoved his side to grab the dishes, even though he wasn’t in your way; He laughed, starting to get on your way in purpose, making you laugh even harder and give a light slap on his bum. “Hey!”

You both got quiet and turned around with blushed cheeks when Sam’s grandmother chuckled at your exchange.

“Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just… happy to see a young couple of soulmates in love.” The light blush got deeper as you looked at your shoes, finding them interesting before finally grabbing the dishes.

“Hey, Y/N, are you feeling ok?” Sharon asked; her brows furrowed when she noticed your red face.

“Hum? Oh, yes. I’m fine.” Steve looked back at Bucky putting the plates on the table; he held the same expression as you.

The dinner passed by awkwardly for you two, both desperately wanting to say something but at the same time scared of looking into each other’s eyes.

You both knew you had to talk about it, but you were too occupied with creating little gingerbread families with Sam’s niece and nephew, they seemed to have liked you.

You slapped a hand when you saw it moving to the mug of hot cocoa that Ma – everyone learned to call her that – had so dearly made for you.

“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate!” Bucky raised his brows, staring at your eyes seriously before cracking up in a hearted laugh. He was about to give a funny come back when Sam’s niece tugged his sweater.

“Look at what I made!” You smiled, watching him do an exaggerated impressed face, expecting the little girl’s deed.

“You made gingerbread zombies? That’s amazing!” The girl smiled widely, her cheeks getting rosy and you couldn’t help but wonder why you weren’t with him.

Steve’s words wandering through your mind.

Why not?

You got up, smiling and extending a hand to Bucky.

“I’m sorry, princess, but I need to talk to your prince, a little bit, is that okay?” She looked at you suspiciously, but nodded her head anyways, quickly getting her attention back to the gingerbread zombies.

Bucky grabbed your hand, following you out of the house, you didn’t need to explain, he simply knew it. He felt it.

You two just started to walk, fingers intertwined, following the path until one of you had the courage to say something.

“Thank you.” He lifted his eyes from his shoes, stopping as you two reached a small frozen lake, it wasn’t snowing, but it was really cold.

“For what?” You shrugged; turning on your heels so you could be totally in front of him, Bucky took your other hand stroking your knuckles with his thumb.

“If it wasn’t for you, I’d probably be at the tower eating cereal or, I don’t know. You’re just so… ugh, perfect.” You rested your forehead on his chest as he laughed, wrapping his arms around you carefully.

“Me? Look who’s saying.” He mumbled, resting a kiss at the top of your head. “Besides, you didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?

You shrugged, to be honest, the way the team treated you still confused you a little bit. You weren’t used to some types of affection, like the one you witnessed, of having a family.

But the Avengers quickly turned into it, into your family. And you honestly couldn’t believe that you thought that they had forgotten you, everyone had messaged you, asking if you had gotten to the tower safely. Clint facetimed you so you could talk to Wanda and so you could meet his kids.

Tony called you so Peter could finally enjoy his Christmas, apparently, in his own words: the food tasted like sand because he didn’t know you had gotten back.

Everyone cared for you and you have never felt so loved, until that moment.

Bucky backed away slightly, grabbing your chin gently and lifting it so you could look him in his eyes.

“I’ll never let you feel alone, okay?” His whisper made your heart get warmer just as he also kissed your forehead calmly. “You know I like you, but what you probably don’t know, is that I love you, Y/N. Deeply.”

A smile plastered your face; your heart seemed to finally get into sync with Bucky’s when you kissed him.

It was gentle, so soft that it almost seemed like a dream.

“I love you too, James.” He smiled into the kiss, getting you in his embrace again before lifting your eyes to watch the stars.

“Y/N? Merry Christmas.”

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