#uh oh gamers harlow found a new musical and theyre making it everyones problem

[starter-library]

RIDE THE CYCLONE LYRIC STARTERS

FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS/NAMES/PHRASING AS YOU SEE FIT

“I know this dream of life is never ending”

“You know the sun is rising while descending, it goes on and on and never ends”

“I was designed to predict the exact time and place of someone's death”

“'I’ve realized that the only thing that makes less money than theatre, is releasing an album on a streaming service”

“Free will is just a fridge magnet, and we live briefly in a cold unfeeling deterministic universe in an abandoned warehouse called time”

“The smart ones all packed up and went why stay if you can’t pay the rent”

“Drink some brew, join the choir build yourself a funeral pyre”

“Well, this couldn’t possibly get any stranger”

“My name, or who I used to be- my life, an unsolved mystery”

“From ashes I was made and ashes I return”

“I'm gonna stand a little farther away from you, okay?”

“I respect you taking the moral high ground”

“I’m just trying to prove to you that I’m a good person!”

“What the world needs is people like me to keep it all spinning around”

“Some of us are winners, some were born to lose”

“I’m the mover, I’m the shaker, I’m the headline-maker”

“Maybe that was a little harsh. Love you!”

“Yes, there's a problem! I'm the solution!”

“We need a little less of them, a little more of me!”

“You can make any odious idea palatable- even social darwinism”

“Let me whisk you away to happier, darker, more slattern times”

“Goddammit! Can you keep it in your pants for two seconds, you horrible succubus!?”

“I write poems to burn by firelight, drink champagne, and guzzle gin”

“Don't knock it 'til you’ve tried my life of sin”

“My life's one never-ending carnival, a world of boozy-floozy flashing light”

“He said, "I think I am in love with you" I've heard that lie a million times before”

“At night I burn myself with cigarettes just to somehow prove I'm still alive”

“I choose to burn out rather than fade away”

“I champion [name]’s journey of sexual discovery”

“What is even the moral? What does it teach you? What’s the lesson?”

“Not every story has a lesson”

“It's time to start the party, but there ain't no party here yet”

“My rage has subsided. A moment- I am vulnerable now”

“When I look into your almond eyes, I do not see the boy I am, but the man I must become to possess you”

“I want to take all of the pain from your soul, and in the passion factory of my heart, transform it into functional joy”

“Beginnings are easy, endings are hard, but the very middle of a story is impossible”

“You might see before you an ordinary man ha! An earthly illusion”

“make love to me, [name]”

“Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?!”

“Oh, I have no desire to rule the galaxy. Oh, to hold you close is enough for me”

“I'm so happy right now, I can never come down!”

“Some might say we're released, pushing daisies, deceased, but we all know the worms must be fed”

“There's just one lingering fear: my soul, is it here?”

“Cruel existence was only a sham?”

“You must know where I've been, won’t you tell me at last who I am?”

“Why be left with no family and no friends?”

“Time eats all his children in the end”

“A melody floats through the air when silence falls, does no one care?”

“This is no way to die, lord!”

“Now that all is said and done isn’t there anyone to tell me who I am?”

“How do you know it's my birthday?”

“How do we know it's not your birthday?”

“There's no shame in loving my small town”

“It took a horrible accident for to realize how goddamn wonderful everything is”

“I used to think that life was just a heartbreaker that just breaks, and it breaks, and it breaks and it breaks 'til you can't break no more”

“I see the world with all its backwards upside down”

“There's nothing wrong with being the nicest girl in town”

“I wouldn't change my life for a thing”

“I used to think that life was just a heartbreaker it breaks and it takes until you can't take no more”

“It's not a game maybe that's news cause no one will win here and no one can lose”

“there's no one to measure our foolish pride and no one keeps score of how hard we tried”

“You give and choose while you love and lose and you feel the world is spinning with no ending or beginning”

“After reading thousands of human fortunes, my final insight is: your lucky number is 7. You will soar to great heights”

“We're all just sailing through space there's no up, there's no down”