#ughhhhhhh fuck

[the-kipsabian]

..well this sucks

i have run out of the letter e

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[dick-meister]

(X) Vulcan's not minding, not at all. She'll soak up every bit of attention from her husband like a dehydrated sponge, & his coldness against her skin was prefect. She won't move, she will lean against him though, forehead on his shoulder & letting her frame press against him; just to get nice & comfy. She doesn't know what's up with Thanatos today, but she's not complaining.

"If you say so, ba-"

Stops talking fucking immediately, & get super red in the face. Um... does he have a pen in his pocket?? Who is she kidding, she knows he doesn't.

Oh he was in trouble now… Vulcan was getting to him. Much more than he would like to admit, physically she was perfect, slender frame and curves in all the right areas. He hoped she wouldn’t feel the “pen” in his pocket but he had a feeling that he was… Not being discreet enough.

“Are you uncomfortable…?” He asked in a low tone, knowing he was found out practically immediately with how she silenced herself and how particularly red her face was. “I may move if need be…”

[narugen-moved]

i am so over this hyperfixation girl

[snowheartsz]

THE WAY I SCREAMED????

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

tfw you're so mad you're shaky but don't have the energy to put it into art so you're just kinda sitting there vibrating in fury, couldn't be me-

[evilbarking]

can you guys (non-physicals) collectively agree to keep physicals and lycans out of your mouths please

i have seen SO many shit takes that r essentially:

"i'm not a physical or lycan and i know nothing about them but i still want a lot of reblogs on tumblr so i'm going to type up a really stupid sounding post and tag it clinical lycanthropy and hope no clinical lycanthropes see it because again, i know nothing about them or physical therians >3< i don't support physical therianthropy or clinical lycanthropy but you are still a super duper extra valid therian if you are infected with thinking you're physically an animal (you're not. lolol) by the way i am one of the good ones i'm not a dirty stinky clinical lycanthrope and i'm not a fake physical therian but you arw and ur valid and i love you my delusional little bean uwu heart emoji even if you are delusional and have a delusional delusion that you sre an animal (delusionally) it is ok as long as you are seeking treatment and ignoring your identity for my personal comfort you're welcome in the therian community kissy face paw emoji heart emoji"

so like you know how you can be normal. please do that instead of constantly talking about us. you sound genuinely bonkers saying "i don't suport clinical lycanthropes or physical therians but i respect them and they're still valid!! 🐾💗🐾💗🐾🥰" you literally sound like "i don't support gay people or gay rights but i respect them!! i just don't think it's natural :/"

tldr, shut up about physical therians and lycanthropes if you are non-physical. i promise the world will keep spinning if you keep whatever ally post you wanna make in the drafts

[jeynees]

Ewan mitchell if you are reading this you did good baby you deserved way better Liv cooke darling you are awesome Phia Tom you should commit arson

[daikunart]

[qwq-stuff]

Goober

[pumpkinprice]

John Price, but he's the monster under your bed who fucks you while you're trying to sleep.

Kyle Garrick, but he's the tentacle monster who fucks you when you're trying to take a shower

Simon Riley, but he's the ghost (ha) who fucks you in front of the mirror while you're trying to get dressed

Johnny MacTavish, but he's the wolf who fucks you whenever you step outside. You can't even make to the car :(

[sturnioloshacker]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😩😩😩😩😩

[stars-n-spice]

Ugh.

Sometimes I remember that Bad Batch gave us this badass Black woman who was a liberator of ancient wonders and was like Indiana Jones but fucking cooler and witty, charming, and FUN and so so so nice and caring and understanding and she befriended the Bad Batch and gave them a safe place in the galaxy to call home and then made her the love interest of the heavily autistic coded white-washed Maori man and thus made them an interracial couple

AND THEN-

they killed off Tech and then used Phee as an uber driver for s3 and didn't give her any closure or anything for his death.

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

When I watched Siffrin be mean to his family (I spam through those conversations every time)

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

guy at work today was being kind of weird about Midwestern accents at me during team lunch ("can you say something in your accent?" "explain it to me") and then of course he dropped the "I don't think we [Californians] have accents, we speak with the correct pronunciation, so we don't have an accent."

and I swear to god the other coworker (wonderful Persian woman who tells me about her cats and her garden, I knew two weeks into the job that I loved her) eating lunch with us saw the fucking health bar pop up over my head and heard my fight music start. bc she laughed right as I leaned in with the polite smile of someone who is about to be a menace and asked him who gets to decide which way of speaking is the "correct" one.

[n0bluev]

Am i supposed to be sane after having finished reading orv ........ ?