#ughfuck

[hellgiirl]

i need one piece to drop a new episode already UGHFUCK

[steamworkscogstone]

Y'ALL

I know this is depressing ass shit, but I feel it is still sadly extremely relating to my current situation, but also I just need it to be better seen. I don't know why, but I feel like I need this to continue being close to the top of my blog. Make sure all the pretty people actually know me, and understand mt instability. Like

I am genuinely trying to make friendships ans relationships on here, and I can't really seem to find any lasting connections which hurts a ton, but also I am OPENLY SEXUAL WITH MY FRIENDS SO LONG AS THEY CONSENT so, they should know this stuff too.

But again, like, you gotta have friends in order to tell your friends something. Idontevenhavethatrightnow

Fuck

ANYWAY soon enough I'll make a much more positive post, outlining my move away from the shittiness that is Las Vegas, and going all the way to Portland. So yeag, eheh, sorry..

AYYYEEEEE SO

I have had one hell of a nightmare year and am bored of everything that is the drama encapsulating this year, and I wish to move on. That's pretty much my update post, and I've been on a quiet hiatus for a long time (I've actually forgotten the amount of time we actually have been off the lovely hellsite)

I will also be changing up the look and style of my blog soon enough, and this includes my username. For now, please call me Golem (as in the clockword golems from Wizard101) or Steamy

(these nicknames are actually a part of us changing our System Name, and it'll be more aligned with that. Lace was more nature oriented, and not at all related to the previous System Name which was Clockwork and Clock Tower (yes, yes we do have multiple bames for our System, and it'll stay that way) new system name will be Steamwork)

Also disbanding my secound blog for simplicity's sake. Okay, that's all byyyyeeeeeee!!

Anyway, thank you for reading this and I hope you enjoy your day. Have a few recent pics of me as a reward (mostly being silly), and maybe I'll start posting more stuff soon enough when I get the energy and build up the courage to do so

If you recognize me then, no ya don't. xP

(nah, but seriously lmk if ya do recognize me)

@star-mom-selkie @nerdery-and-shenanigans @shmeckledicked @gravestone-chrysalis @godzelle @tanukigirlballs

@mutuals (damn, I wish that was a thing. How the hell is Facebook better at connecting followers and mutuals than the place born for that kind of connectivity????)

[rwibbit]

Ughfuck me man i gotta go out in 6hours havenr slept yet its so joever

[visfar-the-101]

Lynyrd Skynyrd fans on October 20th

[softshuji]

Rindou is so sexy, that's it that's all I have to say.

[simpingforcys]

THE WAY TWO PEOPLE SEND ME THIS, HELLO 👀❤️��🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

King Candy glitching from fucking you too hard UGHFUCK YES ❤️‍🔥 I LOVE THAT SO MUCH ITS SO HOT

Oh the ego boost he would have knowing he was put on a Hear me out cake ALDJSKD

Hear Me Out || King Candy x Reader PART 6 18+

You decided not to race in the roster race that night, as you cited that you were far too tired to race properly. Instead, you stood in the stands with a sign that read “Go King Candy!” that was white-iced on a graham cracker. It was a nice snack to nibble on after your king dashed off past you. You had grown rather fond of King Candy, if you were honest. He was kind, funny, and always had a way to cheer you up. Genuinely, it was a bit of a crush you had developed. It was weird, you thought, to crush on a man almost triple your age. Aside from that, it was kind of awkward to talk to your king casually now.

King Candy, of course, got first place. He always did. You cheered loudly from the stands, almost uncharacteristically from your dark aesthetic. King Candy waved to the crowds with a regal and proud smile, but then he spotted you and blew you a coy little kiss. The gesture made you freeze up and blush. 

The flirtatious propositions didn’t stop there. It had been after you jokingly did a “hear me out cake” with your friends outside of the game at Tapper’s. It was meant as a joke, really, but you did kind of mean it (just a bit!), but you put an old newspaper clipping of Turbo. You gushed about how you always like egotistical guys. Of course, word got out VERY quickly about your controversial take. 

You thought it’d be a funny joke to tell King Candy that you put Turbo as your final “hear me out”- after you explained what a “hear me out” was, of course- but King Candy didn’t laugh at first, he merely stood there in slight shock. He quickly recollected himself and waved you off with a little “hoo-hoo!”

“Darling, you weren’t even around to know Turbo!” King Candy explained as he put his hands over yours in an “oh honey, you’re so silly” way, but you decided to make the stupid mistake of defending yourself.

“I- I dunno, sire… Hear me out, he’s kinda…”

“Kind of what?” King Candy echoed with an expression of curiosity.

“Y’know, kinda hot!” You giggled shyly. “I know I never met the guy, but from what I heard about him, he’s like, totally my type of guy! Arrogant, Egotistical, I mean, he was a great racer, right? I wanna be handled like his kart!” You joked.

King Candy didn’t know how to feel about that statement. On one hand, you praised him as being irrationally hot, on the other, you called him arrogant and egotistical. He couldn't tell you who he really was, not in the slightest. You were probably told all about his crimes against the arcade. 

“So, what do you… Like about Turbo?” King Candy felt as if he had to ask.

“I heard about the way he used to race- I dunno, and I heard he was a but rude too which uh- well…” You trailed off as you realized what exactly you were doing. You were explaining why you wanted to fuck a criminal to your boss. “Nevermind, I just think he's attractive- just forget it!”

Ever since then, King Candy had been hitting on you in playful ways. What was his plan, anyway?!

It all accumulated in one night after the roster race, when King Candy called you “sugarlump” as he usually did… But something felt off about the way he said it. There was a lingering purr to his voice that certainly wasn't very PG. There was a slight drawl of invitation as he bid you goodnight. Should you have followed? There was to time to question that however, as your hand was already on the door to his room.

You shut your eyes and opened the door with a flinch, ready to hear him tell you to get out.

“Hey there, sugar.” He hummed as he approached you, your eyes still shut in nervousness. King Candy touched your hand and pulled you softly into his room before he released you. You heard the door click shut and the lock snap into place. Oh god, this was intimidating as hell. 

“Open those pretty eyes for me, won't you?” King Candy asked as he started to guide you to the bed again. “What are you scared of, toots? It's only me. Your pal, King Candy!”

“I know, that's why I'm nervous! I've never- uh-” you trailed off, mortified. King Candy let out a kind scoff and pushed you onto the bed until your back was pressed flush against the spongecake mattress and fondant sheets. 

“Just follow my lead, sweetheart.” King Candy assured as you felt him climb on top of you and pressed kisses against your throat.

“Now, who's the best racer?”

“You are…” you whispered as you felt King Candy undo the fastenings of your overcoat. You felt exposed as your body was slowly revealed to your king. Your skin was kissed and groped- the sensations felt foreign in your code as King Candy mouthed over your nipples, then gave each a gentle touch with his hands.

“Sing whose praises?”

“King Candy's!” You gasped as King Candy suddenly grabbed at your crotch. Your jester hat jingled at the sudden movement you made. 

“Good, you're such a wonder jester, sugar. Now, open up for King Candy~” King Candy grinned- well, you didn't know that for sure, as your eyes were still closed. It sounded like he was grinning, if that made any sense.

You felt as your trousers were removed and tossed aside. A warm, wet sensation lapped at your entrance and you couldn't help but jolted away and shut your thighs together. But two surprisingly strong hands pried your nervous protection apart as King Candy continued to tease you with little licks and an open-mouthed and plunging strike of his tongue inside you.

“King Candy! Good- good god!” You breathed out raggedly. 

“That's it, sugar baby, praise your king while he eats you out.”

“What happened to being rated E for everyone?!” You couldn't help but bring up, curse your memory and need to win!

“Oh, didn't you hear? Word around the arcade block is that E means “explicit”. Now, keep those pretty legs open, doll.”

Whoa, King Candy sounded different when he was turned on. The lisp was still there, but there was a darkness to his voice that made you want to rub your thighs together.

King Candy kissed around your thighs with a smile and a content hum.

“Feel good?”

“Y-yeah.” You mumbled. “Where’d you learn how to do this?”

“I’m old enough to know how to please pretty little sugarlumps like you.”

“I’ll make you scream Tur- for me.” King Candy coughed before he focused in-between your legs again. 

King Candy started to finger you alongside his tongue, which made you squirm and whine. You felt his fingers move deeper and deeper still, then pressed right against the spot that made you thrash and silently scream.

“Oh ho-ho! I found it.” King Candy purred as he started to rub that area inside you deeper and with more pressure, that’s where he ran into trouble- when you accidentally kicked King Candy upside the head in your squirming. 

“Ow!”

“Oh my goodness I’m so sorry-” You squeak out as you finally open your eyes.

“No no sugar, it’s my fault for riling you up so much on your first time.” King Candy responded as he cradled the side of his head with a strained smile.

After a moment, you two stared at each other. You were naked, King Candy was down to his underwear. You made the mistake of looking down- just a peek! That wouldn’t hurt, right?! And it didn’t hurt, until you were accidentally caught staring. 

“Looking at the royal goods, are you?” King Candy chuckled as he scooched towards you with a waggle of his eyebrows. You rolled your eyes with a huff.

“No, why would I-”

“Ah-ah-ahhh, I ought to turn you over my knee for lying, naughty little minx!” King Candy hummed as he playfully swatted at your ass, which made you whine a tad.

King Candy guided you to lay on your stomach with your ass up, your face gently cradled with your arms and a pillow. 

“Now, let’s get you jingling for all the right reasons!” King Candy laughed as he coated himself with a clear sort of jelly. It was cold when it touched your entrance, but King Candy sighed as he pressed the tip inside you. Pixel by pixel, King Candy sank his shaft deeper inside you. It felt like hours before your ass touched his pelvis. It didn’t hurt per se- just felt weird… and full- super full. 

King Candy sighed as his eyelids fluttered shut in ecstasy. 

“Ohhh gumdrop, you’re gonna drive me wild…” King Candy muttered with a little manic laugh that followed. Slowly, he pulled out a tad, then pushed back inside. You both groaned at the sensation. The motion was repeated, and King Candy hissed at the tight grip you had on him. 

The sensation almost made King Candy glitch out- oh fuck, he had to keep it together! He kept his thrusts slow and gentle as he adjusted to the feeling of someone so wonderful around his dick. He bit his bottom lip with a deep groan. When you started to whine in protest at the speed, King Candy took that as a challenge. He bottomed out inside you, then started to piston in and out of you, which knocked your breath out. 

He grit his teeth as he tried to keep himself together- oh god damn it, you were so tight- so warm around him- it’d been years since he gotten any! He wasn’t gonna last long!

“S-so, you ready for the- ah, for the royal icing, dearie?”

Eugh, that made King Candy cringe internally. You dumbly nodded, mouth open and your moans unabashedly that rang out and echoed throughout the cavernous room. There was no doubt that the noise leaked out through the gingerbread doors.

You didn’t know what you were saying anymore- all you knew is that you felt full yet not full enough. You needed to be railed and ruined until nothing mattered anymore. 

“Nnh- oh, sugar!” King Candy whined as he finally piped your insides full. “Oh-hoo-hooooo, that was turbo-tastic.”

“Are you-” You gasped as you tried to regain your breath. “Are you seriously making fun of my hear me out about Turbo now?”

“Sorry, couldn’t resist.” King Candy responded, his coding running cold at the slip-up. He added to the charade he put up with a teasing smile.

[kingdarkstalker]

why are all the popular wof artists fucking terrible. like one of the newer popular ones (olivecow) talked about how sunny "craves that control she gets with fatespeaker" and how fatespeaker is a "mega ULTRA bottom". also they ship literal fucking pedophilia in the invader zim fandom.

ughhh what the fuck🤢🤢🤢 seriously why are people such freaks i dont understand!!!!

edit: 0livec0w also fucking ships burn and scarlet calling them butch/femme queens as if they arent fucking child abusers fucking gag on a cactus

[pinkspiraling]

i’m so stupid but i told my sister i was gonna watch either beautiful boy or black swan tonight and then she picked a completely different movie and asked me to watch it with her and i’m a pushover so i said yes but i’m fucking annoyed bc i already told her what i wanted to watch but i should’ve just said no i’m gonna watch something else but uGHfuck she guilt trips me over everything so i just say yes to whatever

[melonpanarts]

I am the 70%

Reasons why people write fanfictions

5% just wanna write and have an idea

10% canon did WHAT!? I’m sorry(I’m not) to disagree BUT *write intensely*

15% wanna write something with these characters specifically

70% didn’t find the very specific and precise fanfic they’ve been searching for hours and came to the inevitable conclusion that they have to provide it themself  *mutters* “ fuck ”

[haretagogo]

ok im having a dissociation this exact moment and I don't know what to do?? what do I do I never know what to do

i feel like I'm out of my body??? it's hard to explain

UGHFUCK

[anonymousfatthoughts]

Saw a picture of myself today where I used to think I was giant and I just shake my head because I'm like 100 lbs heavier now I had just gotten out of the IPU and I was so sick... but I wish I were that weight again. I know I can get there, it's just hard to not have instant results. This morning was really hard. Made a smoothie but I'm trying out pea protein and it's CHALKY! It's gross and I have a reaaaally hard time with the texture. I'll have to slowly add it in. I didn't drink the smoothie. Didn't have breakfast. Didn't eat my lunch. Got a raspberry red bull and a fast food burger instead. What the ever-loving fuck. And yet tonight I'm gunna go home and make some healthy food and relax before I wig myself out so bad I gain 20 lbs. Being over 300 lbs is unacceptable, and so is my eating disorder. I have to live a healthy life to be a healthy person... it's the healthy-life-living that's hard. Let me clarify that it is unacceptable for *me* to be over 300 lbs. Y'all beautiful babes who are whatever weight are gorgeous and amazing and if you feel good I'm not hating at alllllll on anything. I just want to feel better. So, I have to take some steps to do that.

[paranoid-freakshow]

X

[dvndelionbear]

love being fucking ignored lmao

[haaarry]

OHMYGOF CAN U PLEASE WRITE THE THING FROM THE ANON ABOUT YN HAVIN TWO DOMS UGHFUCK THAT WOULD BE SO HOT

I THINK I WILL BUT IDK WHEN BC IM SO BUSY W SCHOOL I DONT WANT TO STRING YALL ALONG THINKING IM DROPPING IT SOON OR SOMETHING

[gnuoyeiznek]

being fwb with someone is just sooooo ughfuck

[lafortis]

Today has been Challenging buuuut

I'm doing ok

Fortunately I'm competent

But still fuck ugh

Ughfuck

U know?