#ugh when they reveal pyp and grenn as descended from whents and hightowers specifically and they join jon’s norther kingsguard.... | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mummer · 4 years ago

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guys im still thinking about nights watch as tower of joy kingsguard... this might drive me completely bananas Why did you do it george are you just doing this to fuck with me specifically. NOTHING has ever sent me like this

#bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk i’m fine.#ugh when they reveal pyp and grenn as descended from whents and hightowers specifically and they join jon’s norther kingsguard....#you’ll all be sorry......#also when they twist reveal that satin is the son of ned and ashara For literally NO reason #and he becomes sword of the morning #just because i think it would be hot #you’ll see then.... you’ll aaallll seeeeeeeee......#the bat and the bull and the morning starrrrrrr and the winter rose bayyyy beeeeeeeee #if this is in any way comprehensible to you: I am so sorry #i love how this makes NO sense in the slightest i love it so much #satin dayne is my most crackpot bullshit and i adddooorrreee it even though sand snake satin is way more fun #realistically jon is the arthur dayne parallel but like Do i care. no #im just havin fun im just havin a laff. connecting dots that do not exist. mostly for aesthetic purposes and for the craic

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