#ugh baby whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Race with the Demon thoughts/reactions

I heard Donnie gets possessed in this one so I'm both excited and scared. Gonna be weird to see him all fucked up looking instead of Bean, Sweet Boy

Ugh more Casey and Donnie fighting- yeah April, I'm with you. It's irritating. Just be friends already, dudes.

Oh look it's Knockout rom Transformers Prime, but purple.

CASEY DO NOT ROADRAGE AT THIS GUY

Donnie's voice usually works as a teen but boy do his screams really sound like he's. You know. Voiced by a 50 year old man. No offense to Rob, he's one of my favorite VAs, I think it's funny.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CROGNAR SEGMENT THAT-THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE WRESTLING

So... no-one's reporting on New York being overrun by aliens and people being mutated? That's just, not notable, in this world? Okay. Okay, got it. Maybe they drove out to the midwest or something.

Casey sweetie, I know I said I support your violence but this time... not as much.

DONNIE EW DON'T SMIRK AT CASEY AND ASK APRIL RO MASSAGE YOUR NECK LOWER GROSS GROSS BAD DONNIE I'VE GOT THE FLYSWATTER AND IT'S ABOUT TO MEET YOUR NON-EXISTANT NOSE THING GROSS GROSS GROSS STOP SIGHING EW

Oooooh this is the Alphabet Insult thing. Oh, this is very flirtatious. That was very gay of them.

Ooop, there goes Casey. Bye, sweetie. Bad plan to fight the road creep in a car with NO TOP OR SIDE PROTECTIONS, BUT SURE THIS IS A GREAT PLAN

Oh.

Fuck.

This is what the Speed Demon mutant looks like? And... it's gonna nab Donnie?

... Bluch... I'm gonna be sicker than I already am... that's going to be as yucky to see as the April Mom Thing

CASEY BABY YOUR HANDS, CHILL

CHALLENGED YOU?!?!?!?!?! CASEY FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Ah Mom Donnie appears again to snatch Baby Mikey's hand away from the stange goos.

Casey, your Hero Complex is showing.

... How long was hat chicken in there?!

AWWWW CASEY IS APOLOGIZING TO DONNIE YES BE FRIENDS BE FRIENDS BE FRIENDS BE FRIENDS HE COMPLIMENTED DONNIE TOO FRIENDSHIPPPPPPPPPP

YESSSSSSSSSS TAKE APART THAT KRAANG SHIP TOGETHER AND BE ENGINEERING BUDDIES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY FAVORITE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEY'RE FRIENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hello Chicke- Ooh. This is why we don't leave Mutagen lying around, Donnie.

Yes another of Mikey's pets have been mutated... HEY HEY DONNIE WHAT DO YOU MEAN MIKEY?!?!?!?!?! YOU LEFT THE MUTAGEN OUT!!!!!!

Awwwww Mikey, you're so cute.

This is a weird solution to AI but... oh well.

Turtle Racer is... maybe a lame name, Donnie.

One of the safest cars on the- Donnie. IT'S NOT EVEN FULLY ENCLOSED

YOU HIT A BUMP TOO FAST AND YOU FLY OUT OF IT AND SPLAT

Highly volatile radioactive mutagen egg???????? We're only halfway through the fucking episode, dudes...

Perfectly safe, sorta. Your mad scientist is showing, Donnie.

This chicken is a wild thing they added. I. Why?

Is... Speed demon voiced by Tom Kenny? *googles* ... STEVE BLUM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I could not have been further off... OH I CAGHT SIGHT OF THE POSSESSED DONNIE OOKING UP THE PEPISODE CAST EW EW EW EW WHY'S HE LUMPY WHY'S HE LUMPY NO NO NO NO

Oh god and it's approaching so rapidly, making me look at that... DONNIE DON'T HOP ONT THE TOP OF THE SPEEDING VEHICLE SWEETIE WERE YOU DRINKING DUMBASS JUICE THIS MORNING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oh shit. The CAR

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY DO THE HORROR BITCHES KEEP DOING THIS TO DONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND OH FUCK IT FUCKING ATE HIM OH GOD WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO HIM

FUCK WHAT DID IT DO TO MY BOY OH GROSS GROSS GROSS

I DO NOT LIKE IT I DO NOT LIKE IT I DO NOT LIKE IT I DO NOT LIKE IT I DO NOT LIKE IT I DO NOT LIKE IT I DO NOT LIKE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Casey WHAT the HELL happened to you there "You stupid ugly pickle-headed oin gnn noi-"

"It's got Donnie" THAT'S A BIT OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT CASEY

YAY HE'S WORRIED ABOUT DONNIE

Oh god Speed Demon Donnie looks like a Plants vs Zombies thing mixed with like... Earthworm Jim...

TAKE US BOTH DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?!?! CASEY WHAT THE FUCK

Oh god I can't it's so awful to look at.

CASEY DON'T- CASEY YOU FUCKING IDIOT

I wish the other turtles were seeing/hearing more of this because I want them to be like "Well fuck who knew his voice was so malleable, we should get him to read us stuff."

THEY USED THE MUTAGEN EGGS AS NITRO?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Casey all that did was hurt Donnie. Not the car.

HE JUST WANTS HIS FRIEND BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CASEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OH FUCK HE TORE DONNIE RIGHT OUT OF THAT BITCH EWWWWW BONE CRACKING SOUNDS WELL AT LEAST DONNIE IS SAVED

DONNIE YOU DON'T HAVE IT IT FUCKING ATE YOU LAST TIME AND YOU USE A WOODEN STICK

OH SHIT THEY FUCKING RAMMED IT OFF THE CLIFFSIDE

Okay well that last scream of promised revenge was All Starscream XD

So Donnie is like. ... Fine?

AWWWWWWWWWWW THEY'RE FRIENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEY'RE FRIENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PRILA ND RAPH CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP CASEY AND DONNIE ARE FRIENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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lmao what kinda horse tranqs did Bhavya slip Veer to knock him out like that?

om, what a stupid question. of course he’s talking to your gross-ass dad. 

yiiiiiiiiiikes the kaatilaana looks obros gave sumo.

LEL THAT MATAKNA

OMFG SUMO’S MURDEROUS RAGE AT THE INCOMPETENCE OF MEN IS MEEEEEEEEE AS FUCCCCCCCCCCCKK

anika’s like daaaaaaaaaaaang sumo.

man, i have never related with any character in this show more than i am relating with sumo and her anger rn.

OH HO ANIKA NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO SLIP CHARACTER

god anikaaaaaa, you’re being hella annoying.

aaaaaaaaand you just fucked up finding out who from the fam is involved in all this. dumbass.

lmao shivaay’s gleaning the entire story from just her ONE sentence and resignation that plan is now chaupat.

damn girl, down! kitchen mein ho. and the fam is around.

but shivaay isn’t in the mood. coz his boner for family >>>> actual boner.

lol gauri/bhavya are me, ardent phans of the MATAK MATAK walk.

LMAO OM. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

(loving shivaay being 10000000% done too.)

rudra has zero chill. is ladke ke pait mein kuch nahi rehta, ouff.

god sumo, you’re such a bad liar. like.... calm down a little.

oh shit. RIP chamki.

lol god these two and their disney faces. i wanna kiss them. fucking cuties. 

oh god om is dancing. why. no.

shivaay’s secondhand embarrassment is my permanent state while watching this show.

PINKY WANTS TO FIX ANIKA’S CHOTI FOR HER OH MY HEART I’M CRYING HAPPY TEARS HERE 😭😭😭😭

yes, this is the appropriate amount of responsibility for khanna. isse zyaada is khottte sa handle nahi hota. 

does this show have some hookup with dominos or what, they’re constantly showcasing their pizza.

or it’s just the khaali boxes of all the pizza the fans keep sending these ppl.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEND SHIVAAY, THE MOST DISTINCTIVE LOOKING ONE, IN DISGUISE???? LIKE.... YOU LITERALLY HAD AN IN. ANIKA WAS INVITED TO THIS THING. BUT SHE HAD TO FUCK IT UP COMING TO THE DEFENSE OF RUDRA, WHO IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO BE 100% STUPID AS FUCK. LIKE SUMO JUST STATED ACTUAL FACTS. GOD.

OH GOD OM IS NOT EVEN IN DISGUISE. THIS IS STUPID AS FUCK Y’ALL.

lmao omfg shivaay just declined returning change saying “tip samajh ke rakh loonga”, LIKE BITCH JUST COZ YOU ROUND OFF TO THE NEXT THOUSAND DOESN’T MEAN EVERYONE DOES. WE NEED TO GET OUR FUCKING CHANGE BACK!!!!!!!!!!

lol, did you even bother waking veer up?????

oh shiiiiiiiit, tiaaaaaaa. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY. i needed youuuuu to remain on shivika’s good sideeeee. damnit girl. you need to drop these negative-ass sisters of yours and go on a good vibes 2k18 tour, coz honestly, they’re just dragging ya down with their bs.

ok, i guess it’s established that sumo is really a kapoor sister, and not some rando who just joined up with them for shits and giggles.

yo man my heart is really fucking breaking for om. he seems so fucking torn about this. he really really loved sumo as his own.

tia still trying to talk reason. girl, quit it. they are not gonna listen to you.

my tia baby bestest. 

OMFG ANIKA YOU AND YOUR STUPIDASS CHUTIYA CHOTI.

(lol remember when i used to call daksh that? anika’s the new chutiya choti in town)

shivaay remains true to established canon - being hella fucking bad at hide and seek.

OHNOE. TIA SAW. DAMNIT TIA. KEEP QUIET. PLZ I BEG OF YOU. ESTABLISH YOUR GOOD GIRL CREDENTIALS.

YAAAAAAS. TIA ON THEIR SIDEEEEEE. SHE A REAL ONE. I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

lolololol damn, how much more interesting a story would it have been if the three exes would not have been exes; as in, they’d have successfully remained married into this fam and destroyed them over years and yeaaaars.

OK BHAVYA’S NONSENSE CONFIDENCE IN THE “BADE” IS FUCKING PISSING ME OFF, JUST LIKE WHEN ANIKA DID IT BACK IN NOV/DEC. NO. EVEN MORE ACTUALLY. COZ BHAVYA, YOU’RE A FUCKING COP.

no don’t dismiss tia’s constant looking out for you fuckers, when she absolutely 100% does not have to. DO NOT OVERLOOK IT. TIA KAPOOR IS A FUCKING GEM AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU FUCKING PEASANTS SLEEP ON HER LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

“shivaay hai na”

abbbbbbeeeee yaaaaar. koi toh is family mein uska haath bataao.  matlab woh ek nanhi jaan, dedh foot ka heart patient, kitna kuch sambhaale. tum chutiye KUCH TOH KARO. for fucks sake, TIA is more supportive and helpful to him than his own fucking family.

wow ok abrupt mood change from WHY DO THEY WANNA MURDER US to YAAAAS COME LET’S DANCE

ugh happy family ruvya nonsense. fwding.

ugh nonsense comedy. fwding.

and tej is here. ugh.

i am om, glaring death glare at tej.

lmao omru looking like they’d rather chew glass. the amt of nonsense they have to put up for shivaay, when he says “mere liye, pls.”

consistency: om still gives less than zero fucks, but rudra, always daddy’s boy, can’t help but melt a little.

ugh i haaaaaaaaate how everyone keeps forgiving tej’s bs over and over and over and over and over

pinky and om should form the official ‘we hate tej singh oberoi’ club  (since they’re the only consistent ones) and hold monthly meetings. where they share hair care tips and stick pins into voodoo dolls of tej.

*watching the precap*: 

[acaele-blog]

thoughts i have almost constantly while reading no dawn, no day:

besides it just being amazing, i think part of the reason i'm so deeply, painfully attached to this fic already is how much of myself i see in it

like

steph is a bit more brassy and reckless than me

but otherwise we are pretty much exactly the same person

and the amount of my love life that can be described as finding a dark-haired socially awkward borderline asshole dude and trying to encourage his better impulses is frankly embarrassing

so

y e a h

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wishing you all Eid Mubarak! 🌙✨✨✨✨  may the day bring you and your family all the happiness and love! 💖💖💖 

(and lots and lots of yummy food. gifts/donations in the form of biriyani, sevaiyaan, and other assorted noms are always appreciated at tellywoodtrash. 😊😊😊) 

anika’s hungry. (jism ki bhook? 😆😆😆)

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh, billu’s here to mitaaofy The Bhook. 😏😏😏

god his hair is so fucking ugly like this, please can he go back to his old non golden hair. or at least put it up in the “i’ve been electrocuted” shock-puff instead of this weird side comb over a la mahi. i can’t concentrate on the hotness of the scene thanks to this! 😣😣😣

whoooooop, the truth of the pav bhaji is out. 😬😬😬

billu’s like you’re no gordon ramsay yourself, missy. 🙄🙄🙄

BLOODY DADI. WHY WON’T YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE????/ 😒😒😒

PFFFFFT, SHE’S PUTTING HIM BEHIND THE MOST TRANSLUCENT CURTAIN IN THE UNIVERSE. 😑😑😑

eeeeeeeeeee. 😍😍😍

lord bless rudra, the stupid cupid of this house. 👼🏽👼🏽👼🏽 doodho nahaao, phoolo phalo, mere laal. 😌😌😌

waaah! billu taking anika out for pav bhaji date! who are you and what have you done to our organic and clean-eating billu? 😯😯😯

ugh pinkyyyyy ka nonsense. 😤😤😤

shaktiji has had enough of this garbage. same, shaktiji, same. 😑😑😑

did om get his satyavaadi side from chote papa? 🤔🤔🤔

goddddddd, anika is going to get the keeda to fix this mess now. GIRL NO. PLEASE. FFS, PLEASE. 😫😫😫

oh. of course he got a pav bhaji thela INSIDE oberoi mansion. this extra ass fucker. 🙄🙄🙄

ok i’ve said pav bhaji so many times in the past two days, that now i really want it. GODDAMNIT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE EATING CLEAN TOO. FML. 😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

lmaooooo she almost passed out from another pav bhaji induced (mouth) orgasm 😆😆😆

shivaay, you’re really facing tough competition. i really doubt you’ll be able to bring her to such ecstasy. 😝😝😝

“kya hua, theek nahi hai? daantoon mein usse?” 

ouff billu! 

“kaisi hai? boliye!” “khaate waqt bolna nahi chahiye.” “koi nahi. main bolti hoon. aap bhi boliye!” *quietly to himself* “tum bohut bolti ho.” 

i can’t handleeeeee his adorbz. 😚😚😚

“main raat mein citric acid nahi leta.”

god this man and his insane dietary rules. 😒😒😒

ugh they’re so cuteeeee on their ridiculous improvised date. 💖💖💖

oh boy, she’s gonna bring up pinky. girl whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😣😣😣

yup. called it. billu’s repressing all his feelings about this. it’s going to come out as a jwaalamukhi at some point. *sigh* 😔😔😔

this is the most normal outfit i’ve seen shivaay in since forever. he’s looking verrrrrrrrrrrry nice. 😍😍😍

these challenges are so amateur and childishhhhhhhhhhhh. they’re grownass adults, bruh. who’ve already been married for like, a year. 😑😑😑

ohhhhh boy. i don’t even know what to expect with this. 😟😟😟

pffffffft, he doesn’t sound anything like her, other than all the catchphrases. 🙄🙄🙄

i am loving rudra’s delight at all this though. what a cutie. 😌😌😌

lmaoooooooooooooo rudra singing O JAANA. such meta. 

ya gaana sab ko sunaayi deta hai??? 🤔🤔🤔

apparently rudra’s changed teams and is fully on bhaiyya’s side today. 😊😊😊

bhaiyya’s using opportunity to CLOSELY OBSERVE bhaabi 😚😚😚

anika’s turn! 

she’s better at this than he is! she’s got the phone waali tadi down pat! 

hein? “what the”? behenji yeh aapke pati ka dialogue nahi hai! 😟😟😟

aaaaaaand there goes the phone. 😬😬😬

damn girl, dat booty tho. 👅👅👅💦💦💦

um yeah, billu looks turned on af. 😏😏😏

aaaaaaand pinky’s here to ruin everything. 😒😒😒

my poor boy though. he’s sooooo close to tears. 😥😥😥

(great subtle acting by nakuul here, the clenched jaw, the pained swallowing. bruh, why can’t you be this toned down and effective in all scenes???) 

god, this tapasya nonsense again. 🙄🙄🙄

“MRS. OBEROI” 

yup. def taking a leaf outta omki’s book. 

he’s righteously outraged on HER behalf. she’s heartened and all dreamy eyed at her suddenly amazing pati, but oh, the guiltttttt. 😐😐😐

time for dadi to lecture. 😒😒😒

teesra challenge is... poverty? 🤔🤔🤔

hardy har har, what a fun game for these outrageously rich people to play! 😑😑😑

oh god, shivaay has to go live in a chawl. 😟😟😟

‘oh my god, i have to call the chawl ppl and warn them what’s coming. 😕😕😕’

billu’s overly confident. my god son, you should be hella scared. you won’t be able to survive. i’m middle class and *I* can barely survive middle class life in india before screaming to be put back on a plane home. 😶😶😶

rudra: yeh toh koi reality show jaise ho gaya; end mein bhaiyya bolenge “i’m SSO, mujhe is ghar se baahar nikalo!!!” 

“zero sambhaal ke!”

200 rs. dude. one of billu’s fancyass coffees for the day costs more than than. 😗😗😗

lmao “woh burger waala meal kar lena. veg. non veg toh aayega nahi.” 😂😂😂

yuppppp, no one’s nikaaling the gaadi for you, son. bus se jaa. 🚌🚌🚌

ok even the kurta he’s changed into is tooooooo fancy. 😕😕😕😕

dude, you have just 200 rs for the day. auto mein jayega toh 50% of the funds are gonna be over in that ride. 😣😣😣

LMFAO HE NEEDS TO BE HELPED UP INTO THE AUTO 😆😆😆

lmaooooooooooo SEAT BELT KAHAN PE HAI hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

of course, he’s worried about his hair. 🙄🙄🙄

LOL AUTOWAALA IS PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ALL AUTOWAALAS: TUM TOH TEHRE PARDESI. HAHAHAHA. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

anika just lost her patience and told him to stop being an ass to the autowaala. lmaoooooo look at him sulkkkk. 😚😚😚

lololol everytime he wants to be called “hot” instead of cute, the universe sends him a sign that it’s not meant to be; pehle daadi, ab road mein khadda thanks to which he went and hit his head. 😆😆😆

“yahi toh iski best feature hai.” chance maar raha hai billllllu. 😏😏😏

“aaraaam se le jaana, lambe raaste se. koi romantic gaana nahi hai tumhare paas? O JAANA suna hai?” 

lolololololol this idiot 😂😂😂😂

ouff tejLana nonsense. fwding. where my rikara babiessss? 😩😩😩

here they are!!!!! 😊😊😊

this set looks familiarrrrrr? was it used in the bareilly track? 🤔🤔🤔

something’s shady about this guyyyyy who’s the caretaker. he might try to loot them too. 😐😐😐

awwww, he’s giving her his handkerchieffffff. 😘😘😘

who stole the murtis????? 😯😯😯

yup. this fucker with ALL TEH GOLD on him (more gold than anika at her wedding with vikram even) def. has something to do with its disappearance. 😤😤😤

oh thank god, om at least listened to her and believes her without awaiiii ka misunderstanding and drama. 🙄🙄🙄

ouff such long tejLana scenes.

omkara’s interrogation koi rang nahi laa rahi, toh dabanngggg gauri utar rahi hai maidaan mein. 😎😎😎

LMAO LOOK HOW TINY SHE IS OMG I WANNA PUT HER IN MY POCKET AND CARRY HER AROUNDDDDDD😱😱😱😊😊😊😘😘😘

time for her lame candy trick. 🙄🙄🙄

hahaha, om’s face. 😆😆😆

oufffff what even is going on with tejLana??? ouff i have to go read the written update now. 😒😒😒

eeeeeeeeee. how impressed he looks. my babies! 😊😊😊😘😘😘

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from now on, expect the lb to be published around this time. coz i fully have to take a 2 hour nap to prepare myself for these one hour episodes. lord, they better be worth it! GIVE ME MY BROTP MOMENTS (obros, bhaujai/bulbul, aniRuKara, ShivRi) AND I’LL TOLERATE ANYTHING!!!!!! 

ok let’s doooooooo this! *cracking knuckles*

plain text version here. 

it would have been nice if you’d informed RAGINI of this decision of yours... 😗😗😗

interesting how he just keeps saying ENGAGEMENT, and nothing about what usually follows an engagement... 😐😐😐

lmao oh man i just can’t stop laughing at ragini’s reaction. she’s seriously likeeee BISH WHUT IS EVEN HAPPENING? IS THIS A PRANK SHOW? IS CYRUS BROACHA GONNA COME OUT AND YELL BAKRAAAAAA AT ME? 😟😟😟

lololololololol everyyyyyyyy woman shivaay decides to marry has the same reaction: “.... shit. 😬😬😬” 

saved by the belllllllllll.... yas girl, you go out on your date! 😙😙😙

lmao his face. fucking idiot. what did he think, she’d instantly collapse and run into his arms at this stunt of his? 🙄🙄🙄

shivaay is having some seeeeeeeerious buyer’s remorse right now. ragini is one item that the return policy is going to prove to be veryyyyyyy tough for. 🙃🙃🙃

pinky does not know how to read the room. at all. 😑😑😑

shakti/jhanvi and (surprisingly) bhavya’s silent rage tho. 😯😯😯

shakti is trying to dad, but beta is too out of it. 😔😔😔

i think ragini is already regretting this whole thing. lmao, we all have those crushes which are way better in our head, coz the reality could never live up to it. this is one of them. she just liked looking at his kanji eyes!!!!!!!!! and now she has to deal with the whole crazy khaandaan that comes with him. 😆😆😆

anikaaaa, baby. no cryyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😪😪😪

LMAO ���PYAAAR”, anika’s brain is like 0 - 200 in 3 seconds. 🙄🙄🙄

haan bas ring ko dekhta reh. fucking idiot. 😒😒😒

ok yeah, i like ragini too now. poor, hilarious, slightly off her rocker but in a kooky way, ragini. 😊😊😊

i’m glad they made ragini more likable. i hate hating on female characters. hating pinky itself is exhausting. 😖😖😖

ooooooooooh, GHARWAALI V/S BAAHARWAALI. 😧😧😧

don’t underestimate our girl here. she’s not your “typical housewife”. 😏😏😏

oh anika... why the “tum jaisi ladki” nonsense???? you don’t even know her. she might end up to be a good one, in the end. like tia did. 😌😌😌

ooooooh snap! point ragini! 😯😯😯

lol ragini is going all tia-ish on shivaay with “destiny” and shiz. 😕😕😕

ooooop. sapnaaaaaaaa meraaaaaaa toooooot gayaaaaaa. 😥😥😥

thank god this hot mess of a man did the right thing FOR ONCE and cleared it up though. not that it’s going to be of any use. coz ragini is gonna make sure this gets out into the press and becomes a big thing and shivaay’s going to be dragged into this kicking and screaming. 😬😬😬

quickkkkkkkk recovery. impressive, girl! veryyyyy impressive! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

she’s never going to wash that shoulder again. 😆😆😆

anika, why are you still in the damn house? go for your date, idiot. like at least go out and pretend to be on it. so that he burnsssss in his agony for a few hours. 😈😈😈

ouff again kamra and ghar waale issues. why don’t you just pee around the room to mark your territory, you idiots? pfffffffft. 🙄🙄🙄

daaaaaaaamn, anika not in the mood to take ANY shit. basically told him to go fuck himself. i can feel my skin instantly clearing up at her sass. 😇😇😇

OMG ANIKA. YOU ON FIRE. KILL HIM, SIS. FUCKING SLIT HIS THROAT AND DRINK HIS BLOOD! 😈😈😈

“bataane ki zaroorat nahi hai, mujhe pehle se hi sab kuch pata hai.”

because he’s been stalking you, idiot girl. get the hint. 😚😚😚

TOO MUCH FARAQ-ING, NOT ENOUGH FUCKING. THAT’S YOUR PROBLEM KIDS. JUST HAVE SEX ALREADY. 😒😒😒

“achcha? aap move on ho chuke hai? ab MOVE OUT bhi ho jaaiye.” 

*actually, physically throws him out of his own fucking room* 

OMFG YOUGAIZ, I THOUGHT I WAS IN LOVE WITH ANIKA BEFORE, BUT NOW I KNOW THAT WHAT I USED TO FEEL FOR HER ARE LITTLE BABY FEELINGS OF LIKE. WHAT I’M FEELING RIGHT NOW, THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS. JESUS CHRIST, WHAT A GIRL. WHAT A FUCKING GIRL. AN ICON. A GODDESS. I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M WITNESSING THIS WITH MY OWN TWO EYES IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN. #BLESSED 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

aw man, his hurt face. but also his disbelief that she actually fucking threw him out of his own fucking room. i’m just sitting here making weird, inhuman, half-laughing, half-crying snuffly noises. 😭😭😭😭😭

gauri kumari sharma, trying to escape this actual hellhole once again... but... 😕😕😕

what horrible dubbing. horrible horrible dubbing. it sounds like kunal is talking from fucking underwater. 😑😑😑

“aur agar main kahoon mat jao? RUK JAO?”

“KYUN?” 

yaaaaaaaaas, askkkk him, queen. QUESTION HIM. 😌😌😌

yehhhhhhhhh pakdaaaaaaa. 😍😍😍

why does she have a large... tinsel, rakhi type thing hanging from her kangans? 🤔🤔🤔

“MUJHE MERI GALTIYON KA EHSAAS HO GAYA HAI. I’M SORRY.”

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. 😭😭😭😭😭

gauri, my queen. my perfect, beautiful, flawless queen. 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽

RETURN OF OLD, CALM, SORTED, RATIONAL OMKARA. 😯😯😯😭😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

haha awwwwwww gauri. 😘😘😘

“yeh MERA ghar hai???” lmaooooooooo oh omki. you adorable fucking pupppyyyyy. 💗💗💗

oh ho, i’m so not interested in rudra’s plot with bhavya. like, i love rudra, and i can tolerate bhavya in the bg reacting to things, but as a couple, ughhhhhhhhh. 😫😫😫

lmao typicalllll rudra move. remember when sumo kept trying to tell him about romi, and he just wouldn’t listen, and then he blamed her for not telling him???? stupid boy. 🙄🙄🙄

“sarvGUN sampoorn bahuuuuu”, lollllll. 😂😂😂

the weird dramatic music so doesn’t go with the comic nature of the scene? 🤔🤔🤔

why does he keep saying “COP” like it’s a dirty word?? 😕😕😕

i mean, cops are fucking dirty... but still... 😐😐😐

ouffffffffffffff, emoshunnnnnnnnnnn. 😫😫😫

whatever, i still feel NOTHING for these two. 🙄🙄🙄

haaaaaaaye, my three fucking idiots, all together. 👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽 aankhein taras gayii thiiiiii. 

snorttttttttt “SHUT UP RUDRA!!!!!!!!” before he even saiddd anything. 😂😂😂

oh yeah, and you being an asshole had ABSOOOOOOLUTELY nothing to do with getting thrown out, eh? 😆😆😆

YAAAAAAAAAAS BHAUJAAAI VENTING TO BULBUL!!!! 😚😚😚 (and bhavya, but lbr who cares about her?) 

lmaoooo, anika’s thesis on FARAQ (and steamrolling all over poor gauri.) 😂😂😂

oh yeh lo, idhar yeh bhi lecture de raha hai on the topic du jour. 🙄🙄🙄

dimaag ho, toh nikaal sakte the. you seem to be sharing one dimaag between the three of you. imbeciles. 😒😒😒

bhauuuujaiiiii and bulbulllllllll are sharinggggg vocabularyyyyyyy!!!!!! I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍

so, established that rudra’s birthday is 10th july. he’s a cancerian. 

funny, i’d have pegged om to be the cancerian. oh well. 😗😗😗

EW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS “LAUNDE HAI KAMAAL KE” THING NOW???? I’D JUST GOTTEN USED TO DIL BOLE OBEROI AFTER ONE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR AND YOU FUCKERS GO AND SPRING THIS NEW MICHMICHI WAALA SLOGAN ON ME? THE FUCKKKK. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

naaaaaariiiii sssssakti jindaaabaaaaaad! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

god i love gauri so much. she’s too fucking cute to be real. 😚😚😚

lmaooooooo everyone got messages, but NEITHER GROUP INVITED PINKY. FUCKING BESTTTTTTTT. 😆😆😆

damnnnn, jhanvi looks so fucking amazing. 😯😯😯

my godddddddddd, pinky, way to make even THIS about you. victim complex mein post-doctoral kar rakha hai pinky ne. 😣😣😣

“party kam, PARTITION zyaada lag raha hai mujhe.”

snort. tej made a funnnnyyyy. 😆😆😆

ok not laughing at your jokes, you fucking wife burner. 😒😒😒 

(headcanon: advay singh raizada took arson lessons from tej.) 

ouff do i have to watch this stupid cheesy cake nonsense? really? i’m already tireddddddd. 😖😖😖

23. we finally have an age for rudra. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

and how old is bhavya supposed to be again? 🤔🤔🤔

WHY IS THE BIRTHDAY BOY WEARING CLOTHES THAT HAVE BEEN EATEN BY RATS????????? 😐😐😐

also, ouff, such old fashioned birthday song. we have newer options (+more rudra-appropriate), you know? 😊😊😊

*hissing* “rudra, yahaaan aa. 2 v/s 3 ho raha hai, and it’s not fair!”

businessman of the year, and grownass adult, shivaay singh oberoi, everyone!!!! (fuckinggggggg petty idiot.) 😂😂😂😂

awww the girls got rudyyyy a “peeeroteen jyaada aur meetha kam” cake! 💖💖💖

oh boy, om had a hand in making the cake too? *looks at it warily* 😬😬😬

“haan gaana koi bhi gaa sakta hai.... lekin sun sab nahi sakte na... aur khaas kar aap gaaye toh...” hahahahaha 😂😂😂

gauri patting anika’s arm to console her. ughhhhhhh. i love these two together sooooooooo much. 😍😍😍

pft, om ab tum KHOON AUR KHAANDAAN ke baare mein shuru mat ho jaana. 😒😒😒

“WHAT’S GOING ONNNNNNN?” tej is me. i am tej. 

... what’s wrong with that cake? just the icing is a little messed up. why would you still not eat it???? ugh, rich ppl. 😑😑😑

lollllllll rudraaaaa, dhokebaaaaaaaz, dil bole oberoi, kamaal launde whatever my assss. cake khaane ke liye bhool gaya bhaichaara. 😆😆😆

OK SHIVAAY, I’VE TOLERATED A LOT OF YOUR BS, BUT CAKE MUTILATION???????? A WHOLE NEW LOW FOR YOU, FUCKER. A WHOLEEEEEEEEE NEW LOW. 😡😡😡

lol omRu’s faces at this totally extra alpha male garbage. 😂😂😂

the devranis are vaguely uncomfortable with shivaay’s suggestive frosting licking, looking straight at anika. 😆😆😆

anika: “BHAVYA!!!!!!!!!! INHE ARREST KARO! ABHI KE ABHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” bhavya: *equally mad* “HUM TOH KAR LETE! LEKIN INDIAN PENAL CODE MEIN CAKE KA KHOON KARNE KI KOI SAZAA HI NAHI HAI, KAMBAKHT!!!!!!!”

lmaoooooooooooooooooo 😂😂😂😂

neither of the cakes was this colour or consistency? yeh teesra cake kahaan se? HOW MANY CAKES DID YOU ASSHOLES DESTROY TO SHOOT THIS FUCKING SCENE????? THERE ARE PEOPLE SUFFERING IN THIS WORLD (ME), CAKE-LESS! 😫😫😫

“jeeee baaaaaaaaaaat bhaujaaaaaaaai! bahut bol rahe the bade bhaiyya!” 

lmao oh bulbul. tumse yeh umeed nahi thi! yours was the brOTP i placed about allllll others in this houseeee. 😌😌😌

billu, if you had the slightest bit of sense in your head, you’d pull a holi reprise and smear her back all sexy and shit. but you dumb as fuckkkkkkkkk, so..... 😒😒😒

ok he’s still maarofying chance and feeling her face up all sexily. good. not aaaaaaaas dumb as he looks. 😎😎😎

OMG SMUG KISSY FACE. 😧😧😧

lol anika’s ‘fuckkkk off and die’ face at it, though. 😂😂😂

bulbul decided why should bhaujaiiii have all the fun? 😊😊

haha, cake wali holi. omg whyyyyyyyyyyyyy is she so fucking cuteeeeee? 😍😍😍

pinky and tej be like *maya sarabhai voice* GOD, THIS IS SO MIDDLE CLASS! 😆😆😆

i like that bhavya’s (seems to be???) stronger/better than rudra. 😊😊😊

lmao omg she was fully going to kick his ass if om hadn’t intervened. 😂😂😂

jungleeeee bachche toh hamesha se the. bas, this is the healthiest way this has manifested in this show ever. 😐😐😐

ok fwding this buddhon ka nonsense. don’t care. 🙄🙄🙄

pinky feeling ostracized. i don’t feel sorry for her at all though. 😑😑😑

ouff, ok, we get it. happyyyy happppy happppppppy. fwding. ⏩⏩⏩

i am happiest for om-gauriiiiiiii, who look so genuinely happy and like they’re having funnnnnnnn. aw. my babies. 💖💖💖💖 *smooshes them* 

ooooooooooh. OOOOOOOOOOOOH. BILLU IS QUITE POSSESSIVELY AND HAQ SE MAKING A MOVE ON ANIKA. 😯😯😯

LICK THE CAKE OFF EACH OTHER, YOU IDIOTS. YOU KNOW YOU FUCKING WANT TO. 😏😏😏

i quite like this dimming lights effect in o jaana moments, to signify that the world outside the two of them ceases to exist for each other. 😌😌😌

lo aaa gayi, cake mein haddi. 😶😶😶

no wonder shivaay and gauri love each other so much. both are EXTRA AF. 🙃🙃🙃

“apni apni waali ko uthaao, aur kamre mein leke jaao!” 

dadi be progressive (and kinky) as fuckkkkkkkk. 😯😯😯

haaaaaaaaaye. my boyssssss. and their girlsssssss. 😍😍😍 

ugh, and bhavya. 🙄🙄🙄

WHAT EVEN IS THIS FAMILY?????????? 😟😟😟

pfffffffft, bewakoof toh tum teeno ho. awwal number ke. premium grade. best in the country. 🙄🙄🙄

“tum log humaara WOH bana rahe ho.” “papppu?” “haan, same thing.” *muttering* “banaaye hue ko aur kitna banana?” 

anika’s snark is what powers me through life. 🙃🙃🙃

ooooop. things got super serious super suddenly. 😶😶😶

pfffffffft, coordinated and choreographed moving. totalllllly natural and human like. 🙄🙄🙄

eeeeeeeeeee, faraqqqqqqqq games continueeeee tomorrrrrow. wet billu’s getting alll up and sexyyyyyyyyy on my girl. 😏😏😏