#uggggh it goes so slowly by the end and i really just need to start reading Italian more

[essektheylyss]

starting another duolingo course like "this one will fix me"

[cosmicpoutine]

my reactions to the episodes under the cut

OMG GEIKOFDJNGKJLQEWALGFFSHH SOREN GOING BACK TO PICK UP HIS BOYFRIEND DDDLJKHBRESGLJKHAbsddf

Soren is being so gay this episode kjfashbbdlkhjgbg

not he talking about his frat parties

im loving the sorvus dynamics

THE MUSSHROOM IS A LITTLE GUY SDLKJGNHVVHLKSJUADFDANGNG I LOVE THEM

omg soren carrying corvus it's actually so cute

DFGBKLDFJSABGDLJ SORVUS HUGGGG

IF THEY DON'T END UP TOGETHER THIS IS QUEER BAITING

now you see this is how you make a ship good and well developed and this is how you make it compelling and dear, you introduce them as individuals and make we SEE them falling in love slowly

EPISODE 3

i sense the ship unfreezing

i knew it... it didn't last long and claudia is back

the ship speech made me feel called out

rayla: we shouldn't read someone's diary stella: bitch idgaf

claudia taking a bath, she needed that, i bet she was stinky after all of that dried blood

omg only one bed evolved to only one blanket. you can cuddle callum it's okay

damian?????? ASTHMA ????? CALLUM HAS ASTHMA CONFIRMED???

we owe stella everything, she's the number one rayllum shipper

okay claudia looks rly good with short hair. and magic prosthetic leg

not the ship sinking im gonna commit a crime

so they doomed rayllum... i hate it here

ez that was so cold omg

EPISODE 4

the dialog and jokes this season are so much more natural somehow?

omg to take the elevator to the middle of a room full of people is so awkward

claudia actually looks so pretty, she goes "so adorable" and it usually would make me cringe but somehow it's not so bad now?? huh

COSMO!!! he so cute

the backgrounds are so good

the jokes are actually kinda funny this season

EPISODE 5

not rayllum being like WE MIGHT be the main characters. no shit

soren calling viren by his name... that hurts and also shows how he has changed and how he sees viren completely differently now

soren being a big brother

lmao not stella trying to steal again i love her.

headcanon ethari sang that little song for rayla every night

viren loooks so good in this episode goddamnit

omg SOREEEN he looks so goos when he's mad and also miserable, but i love the way he's dealing with this situation and how he's interacting with viren. he really needed this, he deserves to be angry and sad and disappointed and to feel lonely and abanndoned. i love to see soren being serious

...a pet

this scene is so beautiful actually

oh you fucked it up for cosmo callum goddamnit

soren had asthma too... everyone in this show had asthma

omggg this is how viren got rid of his mentor, i didn't think they would be so clear about it.

cosmo is so <333333

but it will be a problem that they switched the pearls, will they ever know?? im so anxious

the mentor just knows the limits, he knew not to go too far and lose himself... unlike some people

the scene of callum flying up to the stars is so beautiful, both visually and meaningfully (?)

... domestic violence viren...? suddenly you're not that attractive anymore.

OMG??? CALLUM'S ONE TRUE LIGHT IS RAYLA??? LIKSJWHGFIAKJUJUNHDFGFS MY SHIP YEEEEES LETS GO

noooo that's why viren was so mean and cruel to soren this whole time. and soren worked so hard his whole life to get the attention and love he had for a brief moment as a child.

stella is just like me fr

THE SHIP IS NOT FROZENNNJK,HSGBALK,RDFSBGSJRHDGFS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

EEPISODE 7

WE STARTING IT LIKE THAT DSFLKJGGHHUIASDAGBGKUDFJ

IJAKLWSHGKUJSBSJ RAYLA LOOKS SO GOOD WITH WINGS SHES SO BEAUTIFULLL BLIKSJAFBNBGKK

i feel like flying is a arm workout, rayla and callum must be ripped

anya and ez are so cute bonding

janai looks so fucking pretty uggggh sorry amaya i want your wife

NOT GLEN BEING EMOTIONAL KNDSJKHGBS he's so cute

giggling and kicking my feet throught the entire wedding scene, despite the army outside

corvus is so smart

... did sol raegan really ditched them? lmaoo

... what the fuck

episode 8

what the fuck

soren no one is as good as you are. the way he evaluated the situation and prioritized the right thing

is this guy controlling the dragon??

... don;t force your dad to do dark magic tho

... did viren really just redeemed himself? i almost cried. that was the best way to give him redemption and give him a worthy death.

HE ATE THAT GUY... that was so violent...

i actually love this.

claudia it is time for you to understand that it doesn't matter how many times you bring your father back, he's always gonna die.

dragon skeleton

... im sure the spell worked

LAST EPISODE

... he had a kid??? dude what

LEOLLA???

iuerhgikujnhdgfaau RUNAAN LOOKS SO DEMONIC I LOVE ITTTT

HE LOOKS SO GOOD, HIS HAIR IS ALL FUCKED UP this man is so hot.

TIADRIN AND LAINNNN JKDNBSLGFKAUJDHNNHDF OMG MY BELOVEDS.

THEY RECOGNIZE RAYLA IM SO HAPPY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

aaravos rly is a dilf after all... goddamnit

leola is autistic

screaming and crying every time tiadrin and lain show up...... so they're dead now?

i knew they were gonna make aaravos the victim but the daughter was unexpected.

ruthari RUTHARI OKEANG;KJFEDGDNNGREGFE

AHDJAKSBDFFABSJHFFDDH ACTRUALLY LOSING MY MIND JINGALHJKBRGIUJEWBRLNGUIKJWNHGFRLIUKNHGJ YOUR HUSBAND IS WAITING OMG

I'M YOUR DAUGHTER YOURE MY DAUGHTER

IM GONNA DIE HERE OMG HJKABSGDR

its the same spell omg it's the same fucking spell

OH HES NAKED

oklj;nhshsdznb HES BACK HES BACK OMG MY BELOVED RUNAAN IS BACK

finally watching the dragon prince season 6

3 minutes in

NOOOOOOOONMONONONONON NK,MJDFGRRRVSAR,HJKEBSGLIBKBJSDGF FUCK NO NONJONONONO L;ET VIREN DIE LET HIM DIE PLEASE [PLEASE PLEASE LET HIM DIE WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE NO FUCK NONONONONONONONONO

[plasmuser]

A Name So Familiar

8. Write about someone who mistakenly picks the lock to the wrong apartment at two in the morning when trying to get into a friend’s apartment

The sound of his alarm clock ringing in his ears was what woke Espio on that early Monday morning. Letting his hand drop onto the offensive device, the purple chameleon slowly rose from the warmth of his covers, stifling a yawn as he slid out of bed and stepped into his favorite slippers. Wrapping his robe a bit tighter around himself to stave off the early morning chill that still lingered in his apartment, he makes his way to Charmy’s room, pausing when he spots the young bee’s door already opened, and the bed unoccupied.

Assuming that the bee had been excited about school, Espio thinks nothing of it and makes his way towards the living room, stopping in his tracks when he sees a trembling Charmy hiding behind the couch. Making eye contact with his guardian, the bee makes a “shushing” motion before pointing to the couch.

Sinking low onto the ground, Espio slithers towards his son, nudging the young bee back into the direction of his room. With a quick glance back to make sure his charge is a safe distance away, he reaches for the small pocket knife he keeps in the pocket of his robe before rising to see who or what was currently inhabiting his couch.

Sprawled out like he owned the place was a large, green crocodile. The larger reptile’s mouth was open and low, rumbling snores could be felt reverberating in the floor. Leaning in for closer inspection, Espio was appalled by the sheer stench of alcohol that rolled off of the sleeping predator in waves. Waving a hand at Charmy to keep the boy back, Espio circled the couch, attempting to assess the situation.

The intruder was much larger than he was, so if a scuffle broke out, he was sure to lose. His best bet would be to trick the invader and call the police as soon as possible. But really, what sort of invader just, passes out and sleeps on the couch? Deciding to get to the bottom of the situation before he got too distracted, Espio reaches out and very lightly nudges the sleeping croc.

Letting out a loud snort and sucking in a large amount of drool, the green reptile twitches, and jerks, tossing an arm over his eyes and groaning.

“ ‘m Sorry Knux, I fergot my key. Just...five more minutes, I’ll fix the door later.”

Door? Spinning on his heel, Espio stared in horror at what used to be his front door. It looked as if the croc had used an ice pick or a file of some form to push the door open, resulting in the entire doorknob being broken off as if the door had been cut open and the knob had fallen out. Turning around and glaring at the large croc once more, Espio snatches a cushion off of the loveseat, his own safety forgotten in a fit of rage before angrily smacking the reptile with it.

Jerking awake with another large snort, the croc sits up. “What the hell?! Why I otta..!” Eyes snapping open, the crocodile’s snarls are cut short as he looks down at the flustered Chameleon before him.

Sitting up properly, the large reptile rubs the sleep out of his eyes before looking again, as if to make sure he wasn’t still dreaming. Raking a large hand down his snout he groans.

“Fuck...wrong place..”

“You’re right wrong place!” Espio hisses, cutting the crocodile off and aiming the cushion at the now awake intruder. “Who are you? And why were you stumbling around in the ungodly hours of the night breaking my door?” he demands, rearing back as if to throw the cushion.

Raising his hands the crocodile hastily rises. “Wait wait wait. I mean ya no harm. I jus’ thought that this was my friend’s place. Honest!! Just, put the cushion down.”

Glaring daggers up at the reptile, Espio slowly lowers the cushion, eyeing the man warily. “Well…how can I believe that? You’re a stranger in my home…”

“Wait no I’m being 100% genuine! Mah name’s Vector. I just moved in with Knuckles! I’m sure I have th’ right building, just th’ wrong place. I swear!” Giving the chameleon a pleading look the crocodile’s face flushes as he pats his large snout. “I musta drank too much last night and gotten the places mixed up...as embarrassin as that is…”

Lowering the cushion, Espio gives the crocodile a puzzled look. “Knuckles? Oh no.” pinching his horn, the chameleon lets out a frustrated sigh. “Of course he’s..”  this wasn’t the first time a friend of Knuckles has ended up causing him trouble. Shaking his head Espio looks over at the hall.  “Charmy. It’s okay. He’s just a friend of Knuckles’.”

Upon hearing this, the small bee peeked over the back of the couch, startling the large crocodile with a loud squawk.

“Wow! You’re really big!” the boy blurts, looking up at Vector, his previous fear being tossed to the wind as curiosity took its place.

Jumping in surprise, Vector scrambles a step back. “What the-?!”

The bee wasted no time in hopping onto the couch and trying to invade the crocodile’s space. “Wow. How did you get so big Mr. Robber? You’re like...a billion times as big as Espio!”

“Charmy-” Espio warned, shooting the bee a look. “Stop being rude. And why aren’t you dressed? You know it’s Monday.”

“Awww. C’mon Espio! You never let me skip-”

“And I’m not going to start today. Get dressed or you’ll miss the bus and we’ll have to walk.”

“Uggggh. Fine.” hopping off of the couch the boy drags his feet as he goes back to his room.

Turning his head to look at Vector, Espio sighs. “Sorry about that. He’s a little...excitable..around strangers. If you’re looking for Knuckles, is apartment is the door down to the left. He has a red knocker. Tell him not to worry about the door, I needed to speak with the landlord anyway.”

“Er. I’m really sorry bout the door though. I should have figured that when mah key didn’t work that I probably had the wrong place. I’ll make it up to ya I swear. I just..hold on. Be right back!”

Exiting the apartment, Vector is gone for a few moments before a door can be heard opening and shutting, Knuckles’ loud voice roaring through the walls in surprise. Espio followed the sound with his eyes as he could hear Vector and Knuckles clambering through the apartment connected to his. In a few minutes, the door opens and Vector can be heard shouting. “I’ll tell ya later! Don’t get your panties in a twist Knux!” before he looms into the chameleon���s doorway once more, opening his wallet and cursing.

“Damn. Not enough to fix a door. Here.-”

Raising his hands Espio shakes his head. “No really, it’s fine. It won’t be hard to get it fixed.” he honestly just wanted this man to leave so he could go about his day. He would need to call his boss and let him know he’d be late waiting on the repairman and he just didn’t have the patience to keep this going.

“No no. Seriously. I’d feel bad if I just left this mess like this Here.” Pulling a thin black card out of his wallet he offers it to the chameleon, who gingerly takes it from extended claws. “My card. Just, hit me up if you ever need a favor okay? Now, I better get going. Can’t bring home the bacon if I smell like this.” giving Espio a salute, he walks out of the door once more, leaving the baffled chameleon alone.

Looking down at the card, he frowns. “Vector the Crocodile...now...where have I heard that name before…?” his thoughts are interrupted by his alarm going off once more. Laying the card on the table, he goes to start his day.