#ugg fml

[moggie-bear]

Im so throughly brain rotted. Like I have 2 gen alpha siblings and I've like actually started saying blud because of them. Rizz is part of my vocabulary :(

[sparklygardennacho]

Guitar picks taste bad

[vintagesoul1975]

Um.... No. Post #667

[sakekitty]

#Astrid #cosplay Did the leg warmers and they fit over her boot (just got some #uggs for her shoes) and it works out great. Then add silver eyelets for the leather string. I think im finish with the sewing part. Now i need to make the spikes, bird head and skulls. Then leather work #fml #astridhofferson #howtotrainyourdragon #hiddenworld #httyd3 #httyd #DreamWorks https://www.instagram.com/p/Bze-80PjajX/?igshid=1exx61r5lx0nq

[beckyhiccup]

It is snowing. In April. #fml #snow #japan #fukushima #福島 #雪 #ugg #no (at Koori, Fukushima) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwF6MRaFMtE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1geocde63lgkv

[turnip52]

Minesweeper is the worst game ever

[gossamerwings0puppetstrings]

I feel so flipping flopping (yes I have resolved to sensor myself in the most self amusing way possible so as to maintain the very frail sense of mental stability I have left) disgusting.

Ok never mind...flip doesn't carry the same weight.

FUCK christmas

FUCK the obligation to eat around Christmas

FUCK food for tasting good

And FUCK my inability to turn down food in front of people

I mean yeah...its because I don't want them finding out and I don't know how else to do that but it makes me feel horrible and then afterwards I usually go into panic mode and binge.

I just wish i could have full control over my food intake and not have the pressure of obligations and expectations from other people surrounding eating and food.

Anyways I actually had a fairly nice day since I made german Christmas biscuits with my best friend. I was planning to just eat some of those for today but then we ended up having dinner there, then my mum got pissy about the biscuits (admittedly she was trying to help) and those two things set me off and I binged when I got home...so...my day is ruined. Ugg I was starving this morning and it felt so Comfortable, obviously I feel sick now lollers. Fml fml

This is so needlessly whiny...I can't believe how freaking pathetic I am wow

[neurodivergentchaosking]

Story Time: husband edition

thanks to me reading from blood and ash, i am missing my husband like crazy. I am going to see him in about 18 hours- but thats not gonna help.. let me back up and explain our weird relationship.

2018: left the Navy (medical discharge with so much godsdamnned PTSD) and got a short-lived job at Walmart, thats where we met. what can i say? we found love in a hopeless place.

I knew i was going to marry him the moment i met him. I just fucking new it.Which was annoying cus he had a gf (also short-lived)

I may have hunted him down and did a few tactics to get his attention/ what i wanted- things i have fully confessed to him lmao-. i wanted to be with him.

he broke up with his GF when i was at pride. topless in Seattle <3 (omg post-op i can wall around topless like fucking everywhere). and we com hung out the next day...had very active sex... and then we just never were apart.

We couldn't bare to be away from each other or do anything. being in each others arms felt like home. sounds like a fucking fairytale right? too bad that shit aint sustainable. we eventually moved in and like...absorbed each other...we just smoked weed and ordered doordash. we also have a lot of unresolved trauma that we may have taken out on each other- oh the fun unintentional toxic traits you learn as a survival mechanism of severe psychological abuse-we tore each other apart emotionally

the things is, when i love someone...i love them with all of me.i will do basically anything that i think they need to be happy...i would literally murder for my people i don't give a fuck...but like also... i hate just as fiercely...and because i have trauma brain i cant always access the love and only can find the things i hate about them so i think hate them even though i dont.- *sigh* oh trauma brain, i hate you.

he is also a typical cis male when it comes to sex. clitorus, whats that? -which is insane because it is literally fucking pierced- he was also ROUGH and not in a good way. he was lucky he had such a huge cock and i have an active imagination....and a vibrator

anyways after a month after getting married (courthouse wedding woohoo)...i decided i wanted a divorce. we stayed seperated but in the same apartment- cuz im poor-

in walks Mary, my Ex (not ex at the time) with undiagnosed NPD just begging for a food source.Lets my cat out (that went missing for 8 months) and BLAMED IT ON MY HUSBAND. and my stupid ass believed her.

i barely spoke to my husband after that for months.

i did have an epiphany during a roadtrip through my childhood (Cali)...I wasn't ready to give up on my husband. so i forgave him for everything.

we still have so many fucking issues, and we both decided to be friends for now till we can grow the fuck up and get our heads outta our trauma

but its so HARD. literally!. he comes over every week, we smoke weed, laugh talk cuddle, ug i get reminding of how much i love the way he thinks. hes so fucking clever. he always pulls me tight against him like we can just never be close enough (i feel the same). I love the way he smells! i love that he is the most kind man that has nothing bad to say about people and yet can still admire my utterly savage nature and feel so accepted. 

Ive never felt more seen and more loved- in my life- and its really fucking stupid (ug im bawling RN fml) that i dont get to be with him. that i hafta wait. thats dumb as shit.

theres always so much sexual tension between us, and the way he looks at me makes my heart fucking melt. like last week i was showing him new music and i was singing along and it was MUCH higher than im used to (i may have perfect pitch, but my range fucking sucks) he was just staring at me like i was this precious little angel in front of him (all of these things im incredibly NOT).

Honestly im just waiting for him to go to therapy. thats all its gonna take for me to start things up again....theres obviously a lot more to the story (include my uterus randomly yeeting our unborn child) but ugg u got the story you needed to understand why this stupid vampire porn book im reading is making me crave my stupid soulmate, and im just a bit miffed about it so yall hafta suffer this long ass story thats anti-climactic af. mwahahahaha

[enthusiasticclouds-sally]

Mun Questionnaire!!!! 

PERSONAL DETAILS

Nicknames? Kiki, Ki, Little One, my co-workers mainly call me little one and it’s to the point where they legit have forgotten my actual name

Where do you live? Waterbury, Connecticuttt but I was born in Manhattan, NYC didn’t move to CT till I was ten

What’s your age? Freaking oldd: 25

Hair color? Right now it’s dark brown with like dirty blonde highlights, probably going to dye it all straight black pretty soon. I constantly change between the two tbh

Eye color? Dark Brown

Height? Jusssstttttt make it to exactly five feet

Date of Birth? August 23rd, 1992 :D

What’s your star sign? Virgo, legit on the day Virgo actually starts!! :DD

Element? Earth  

How many siblings? Two half-brothers: Carlos and Alexander from my dad’s side in where I’m the oldest and the only girl :DD and only child from my mom’s side

How many pets? Noneee, they legit all die on me so I do all animals a favor and just don’t get them as pets. They’d have a longer life without me xD

Obsessions? Skullssss, Disney, my hair because it drives me up the wall if it doesn’t look okay!! It’s bad I know, oh oh and SLEEPING!!! I adore sleeping it is my favorite hobby I can sleep my entire day away and be at bliss

Bad habits? Bite the nails, talk too fast, buying books that I never end up reading, buying clothes that still have their tags on it, procrastinationnnn, picky af eater, impatient. 

Phobias? MICE!!!!!!! I can’t even look at a mouse!!!! I promise you I will stay on top of whatever the freak I climbed on for the ENTIRE day if a mouse ran by I will NOT touch the ground. I will cry, scream, and enter a panic attack!!! No no no no no no no no!!!!

ABOUT YOU

What makes you happy? SLEEPING!!!! Skulls, Disney…. should really just direct you to the obsessions question… but also my laptop, my carrr!!!! Make-up!!! Hoodies, lots and lots of hoodies drown me in hoodiesss. Sunny days but also rainy days, Pokemon haha, my job on some dayss, MY BED, the dark, all of my hundreds of Disney pins, and gosh a lot of things make me happy tbh

What really irritates you? Headaches, being nauseas, stomach aches, snoring I really can’t deal with snoring and have no rational reason as to why… and this is awful but cuddling hahaha I’m just not a cuddling person… I kinda push you off after like a minute xD Residents I really can’t fucking stand our residents. I hate them. Oh!! Can’t forget waiting!! I’m impatient it’s bad, working on it though xD

What makes you sad? Tear-jerkers haha I hate those shits. Ummmmm I’m really not much of a sad person?? I mean I can add mice in here because they make me cry, but like they scare the shit outta me sooooo

What makes you angry? Drivers. Cranky rude-ass ungrateful patients!!! Like I don’t want to have to be dealing with that shit for twelve hours. Talking about patients, my job xD. I have a love/hate relationship with my job. People tbh haha xD I sound mean I swear I’m not!!! The cold, I really do not like being cold at all!! 

What makes you scared? MICE!!!!! I don’t even want to hear about them!! Any of my patients starting to crash even my babies. It’s really not a fun feeling!! Bugs, fuck bugs.

Who is your best friend? That would be Marie I have been friends with her since the end of fifth grade!!! She is also my complete opposite and is perfect at fucking annoying me, but I love herrrr. Sara is my bff tooo!! She’s my cousin though, but that’s my little buttercup and she’s like my sister, since I have none of those <3 

Ever broken a bone? Nope.

What was the last CD you bought? Oh damn an actual one??? Uhhh I think it was an Aventura one… their Last Project album I believe. They’re a Spanish band. Downloaded album was Pink’s new album I’m in LOVE with it.

What was the last book you read? The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk

Who was the last person you spoke to? The mother

What was the last thing you ate? Soup :(( My stomach has been a little shit the past two days. I think I caught the stomach bug fml. 

What was the last thing you drank? Ginger ale because I can actually keep that down

What’s the best thing you’ve ever bought? Oh goshhh I buy SO MANY THINGGSSS!! Uhhhh MY CAR!!! She’s a beautiful 2016 Honda HR-V, I love her :DD My Kat Von D Shade and Light palette!!! I can’t live without that palette!!! Oh oh and my laptop!! She’s been a bit of a shit lately, but I do adore herrr.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever bought? Ughh I tend to like everything I buyy

What’s the best thing you’ve ever been given? My Uggs!!! My mom got me them and I LOVE them

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever been given? I don’t think I haven’t liked anything that’s been given to me so far??

What are your future goals? Well it was to become a nurse and I ammmm so there it is and I’m even where I wanted to be :DD Maternity nurse with the babieesss :DD 

Describe your bedroom? A black bed. A big black dresser. Two closets…. I have a lot of clothes. Two mirrors, well three if you count my make-up mirror. I have a make-up dresser that’s black too with like a shit ton of make-up!!! Black curtains. White walls and the wall that my bed is attached too has pictures completely covering it in a checkerboard pattern. I’m pretty proud of it, it’s my favorite thing about my room! Oh and another wall has my car tax bill taped to it so that I remember that I have the next half of that shit to pay in January xD

Who do you consider the most beautiful woman in the world? I think Jessica Lowndes if GORGEOUSS

Who do you consider the most handsome man in the world? Ian Somerhalder is GORGEOUSSSS so is William Levy!!!!!!

Favorite thing to do on a hot summers day? Go to the pool, and lay out under the hot summer sunnn. I absolutely LOVE the heattt 

Favorite thing to do on a snowy winters day? Keep my ass in!!!! Curl under warm blankets and drink yummy hot chocolate

If you were granted 3 wishes, what would they be? Have all my bills/loans paid off for the rest of my liiiffeee, anything my mom would want, and idk probably a nice gorgeous house in the future

If you could go back in time to see or change something, when would it be and what would you do? I’d go back to my high school years and not date the douchebag of my ex

What’s the first thing you think about when you wake up? Can I go back to sleep for another hour?? haha

Do you believe in the after-life? I dooo

Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? I have no fucking cluee. I still see myself in the same profession though because I do love it deep down haha. Hopefully, though I’ll be out of CT and just somewhere different. 

What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever been told? I don’t really tell jokes I don’t think I’m funny at all :((

Any hidden talents? None that I’m aware of??? I mean I can sing?? Does that count??

Dream job? Currently doing it!!! Being a nurse :DD Even though I do have a love/hate relationship with it xD

Who is your hero? My mommmm

Describe yourself in 3 words: Introvert, sweet, sarcastic

FAVORITES

Favorite color? Blackkk I love pink too, but black way moree

Favorite number? 14

Favorite animal? Snow Tiger

Favorite sport (to play)? Umm I only ever cheer leaded soo cheerleading by default

Favorite sport (to watch)? Baseball and Football

Favorite Show(s)? Criminal Minds, Law & Order SVU, NCIS, Grey’s Anatomy and my guilty pleasure issss Keeping up with the Kardashians haha yes I hate myself for loving that show xD

Favorite movies? Titanic, Cinderella, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, andd The Princess Bride 

Favorite band? Evanescence 

Favorite song? It’s constantly switching 

Favorite room in the house? My bedroom!!!!

Favorite food? Pizza!!!!! 

Favorite drink? Pepsi :DD Should I be drinking any kind of soda? Nope because I get kidney stones pretty often. Do I still drink my Pepsi like all the time?? YEASS

Favorite place? Disney World <3

Favorite cartoon character? That would be between Cinderella and Sally

Favorite day of the week? Monday and Thursday because I neverrrr work on those days!! 

Favorite day of the year? August 23rd!! :DD

Favorite season? Summerr

Favorite Holiday? Christmass 

Favorite girls name? Emily, Aria and I have to say I do love my name too!! Kiara is pretty 

Favorite boys name? Declan and Aiden

Favorite country? Italy

Favorite smell? OoOo I’m a very fruity person but cucumber melon is my absolute favorite!! 

Favorite sound? Rain falling, tapping of the keyboard, tapping of acrylic nails, a heart beat especially baby heart beats because they go really fast!!

Favorite accent? British

Favorite Ships (in or our of BDRP)? I love all the ships hereee!!!! I love all of my ships tooo ngl xD 

Favorite Fandoms? I don’t think I really have any???

PREFERENCES

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi!

Pen or Pencil? Pen. I really don’t like pencils at all and won’t use one unless it’s a lead pencil 

Day or Night? Night all the way

Cat or Dog? Dog but I’m sadly very allergic to both :((

Summer or Winter? Summer!

T.V. or Radio? Radio

Brains or Beauty? Brains

Cup or Mug? Mug

Tea or Coffee? Coffeeee, but I’m not a huge fan or either tbh

Gold or Silver? Silver

Brush or Comb? Comb

City or Country? City

Early or Late riser? Late!!!! Look I get up at like 1pm the earliest. 

Blond or Brunette? Brunette

Scary or Romantic movies? Romantic haha Scary movies are too predictable to me I mean so are romantic but whateverr

Board or Computer games? Board gamess

Half full or Half empty? Half full

Happy and poor or Sad and rich? Happy and poor

Glasses or Contacts? Glasses

Flowers or Chocolates? Chocolate!! Please no flowers those die on me tooo

Love or Money? Love

Hugs or Kisses? Tbh hugss I love hugging!!! Just not cuddling though haha

[blonderrambition]

face palm moments

when you realize that hot guy from the bar is 8 years younger than you.

fml.

what's wrong with my eyes!

i'm attracted to 19-21 and 35-47

ugg

[lynxrose]

Fml

All the light armor boots for Charr look like ugly ass ugg boots >.<