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[bennyvdww]

The goof, the jokester, the class clown, all are familiar to him. He’s the one who will diffuse tension with a joke and always look to put a smile on the people he’s around.

Spotted!! Benjamin Van der Woodsen-Whitney making their way down the streets of the Upper East Side. Many say that the 24 year old looks like Charles Melton, but i don’t really see it. While they’re known for being empathetic, my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be clingy and desperate to please. I’ve heard it through the grapevine that he secretly resents his parents and the upper class world he's been raised in. But that’s one secret i’ll never tell. -The second son of Eric Van der Woodsen and Jonathan Whitney, he was adopted as a baby. 

-Extremely close with his older brother Colton, the two were nearly inseperable as children. 

-Was initially bullied at the prestigious school his parents sent him to, but adopted a persona of the class clown to ingratiate himself

-Never took school seriously, was far more interested in sports and having fun. 

-Dated a lot as a teen, but discovered that he was searching for a deeper connection. A true romantic, he’s now searching for his soul mate.

-Uses his jokester persona to hide his trauma and resentment at the life he has been given.

-When he turned 18, he researched his biological family and resented the fact that the state took him instead of giving his birth mother the help she needed.

-Got serious about school junior year and was able to get into Columbia with some help from his family, where he worked hard to earn a degree in history

-Played on the Columbia mens soccer team all 4 years, but wasn’t good enough to go pro

-After graduating, has started doing part-time modeling while also playing semi-pro soccer. He’s been struggling to find a true direction for his life.

-His resentment of the luxurious lifestyle has only grown as he’s gotten older, the more he thinks about how ‘lucky’ he is and how many kids like him didn’t get the life he was given.

-He longs to find someone who he can show his true self to, but instead has many surface level friends who think of him as an unserious airhead/clown.

[irafuckingwesley]

☆ · ˚ . ✦ . ˚ { SIMON NESSMAN, 21, HE/HIM } spotted! IRA JAMES WESLEY making their way down the streets of the ues. the MALE is currently a ACTOR. though everyone knows them for being BENEVOLENT & CHARMING, gossip girl says they could be SOFT-HEADED & INTROVERTED. only the page six slasher knows that HE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS PREVIOUS PAROLE OFFICER, but that could be a rumor. {dani,19, pst/pdt, she/her}

hola, i’m dani and i’m ready for the six page slasher to come after my ass. if you guys want to plot hmu! pls! i promise ira won’t bite (unless you want him too.) 

Wes was named after his deadbeat father, Ira James Lucker. Which is why he rather be called Wes instead of Ira.

A few months after Wes’ birth, his mother overdosed on a cocktail of anti-depressants and pain-killers. Leaving Wes in the custody of his undoubtedly rich step-father, Ethan Wesley.

When he was 17 years old, Wes was arrested for the possession of a controlled substance and instead on serving jail time, he was placed on parole.

Wes has also only ever been in one serious relationship, and that was with a 24 year old parole officer, so he doesn’t really know what he’s into.

Despite only being in one relationship, Wes lost his virginity to his best and only friend on a beach when he was 14.

Even though, he got mostly straight A’s in high school, a 1500 on the SAT’s, accepted into Juilliard’s prestigious acting program, he’s still the biggest dumbass you’ll ever meet.

He’s also a bit anti-social and it takes him a while to warm up to anyone and even though he’s a real dumbass, he’s also the sweetest motherfucker ever.

He hit the peak of his career at 21 when he got casted to play a lead role in a drama series that the state of New York deems both addicting and a  hit.

Even though, he loves New York and acting and most importantly the money. He misses his father and his life back in California.

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

FRIEND(S): people he can spend his paycheck on and or his time with.

COWORKER (s): they can hate him or love him, we love drama.A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS/ GIRLFRIEND/ BOYFRIEND: a boy’s gotta eat.

ANY OTHER CONNECTIONS, I’M DOWN FOR AS LONG AS IT’S JUCIY.

[tcntrums]

hello angels ! i’m scotty n i love having fun n exchanging memes n THIS ? is going to be a mess... i know it. anyways if u survive this rush of an intro post, give it a like or im me if you’d want to plot mayhaps ? i’m about to head out for a few hours, but i’ll be checkin’ in mobile or i’ll be around later to give u my full attention ! good luck n... i love u...

narcisa (who mostly goes by cici but if u dont do nicknames then narcisa is cool too) is ofc from a wealthy family. her parents own a whole bunch of resorts n hotels all over the world but prefer to stay where they are for the upper east #lifestyle. they’ve always been a very close n loving family n cici is definitely a warm n loving person as a result of their nurturing, but that doesn’t mean the expectations weren’t high n she’s also the result of that.

her parents (tho already born lucky) were both very successful very young and cici has always been like yep ! that’s going to be me ! her whole life, she’s always done the most to be the best at everything. it was never about showing other people up either ? it was more like “oh well if i can stay at the top of the class surely that means whatever i do next is going to be an instant success” bc she’d never actually witnessed failure of any kind in her life, it was always like a boogeyman of sorts as opposed to something that happens every now n then. she’s never done anything underhand to guarantee her success tho, she's always just been very dedicated n poured her heart and soul into everything she’s ever attempted. if u don’t get it yet, she has to be a standout. failure is 1000000% not an option... like relacks...

up until abt six months ago, she was studying strategic communication at columbia and she really did love it until she ruined it for herself by being too all work and no play about everything. she was consistently top or v near the top of her class and spent all her free time volunteering n networking. so here we are... she’s stressed trying to be perfect n has not released any of it over abt a year ? she stumbles once during a presentation, hears someone in the back laugh (even tho it probably had nothing to do with her) and ? she snaps. this wasn’t the first time smth like this has happened as a result of all the pent up stress n anxiety but it was the worst. she’s actually wailing and throwing things, a chair makes it through a window n there’s even a rumor (just a rumor tho) that she tried to stab herself in the neck with a pen UMMMM

her parents forced her on a three month vacation while they tried to clean up the mess but ? they really could not. the school ‘asked’ that she not return bc yk... she got pretty dangerous at the end there and no one wanted to take her on. when she came back all bright eyed n bushy tailed they just couldn’t handle letting her down (or obviously risking another breakdown) so they paid a celebrity pr company to take her on as an intern. she knows her father’s connections landed her the position, but she’s programmed herself to ignore that. she aced the interview and she works hard. she’s the perfect employee, but her reputation is still a mess so her father is actually... paying her boss a whole lot to mentor her. cici doesn’t know this n if she did ? naught good.

anyway ! that’s where her life is at now so let’s look at her personality... these will be much shorter n sweeter i promise !

like i said... she’s very warm and loving. she’d be the mom friend if she wasn’t so needy herself. 

obviously she’s constantly taking on a lot and getting herself worked up, she bottles this up completely and handles it herself for v long periods of time before throwing a mcfreakin’ tantrum. so far nothing compares to the columbia one tho... she normally just cries and tells u about all her problems in a very dramatic fashion for an entire weekend before getting up on monday n moving on as if it never even happened.

is really good at pretending things don’t exist. like if she seems unbothered by the jokes ppl make about her hulk performance it’s bc she fully works hard to pretend that it never happened. she’s not crazy, ur crazy. as long as she’s not having a bad day, she’ll tune it out and go about her business.

doesn’t really do or get jokes. like if u see any kind of sense of humor present in cici ? congrats ig she’s probably in love with u.

is a hopeless romantic unfortunately. if she’d had enough time to get her heart broken over the last few years, it probably would have been crushed twelve times over bc that’s the kind of person she is.

is cool and competent even tho she is so sensitive. she’s v dedicated n loyal... talented... maybe not socially smart but still very intelligent.

intense. still refuses to take a break. needs a massage. lighten up, damn !

plays to win

ok i have a few v basic ideas for connections n plots n such so if ur interested in any of them lmk pls n thank u love u so much !

she needs a best friend ? preferably someone who would balance her out. yk someone who is more just about having a good time ? they provide cici w a little fun and she provides them w a little structure. she’s an intensely loyal friend and as hard as she goes with work, her best pal would always be her #1 priority.

ok inspired by the iconic let u b by the iconic cub sport ? this is romantic but in a messy way so hold on “we can’t stop kissing other people and you don’t care for me//i wanna set you free but i just can’t let you be” they're not exactly friends with benefits bc there’s nothing really friendly about them ? idk maybe they did have a normal exclusive relationship years ago but for a whole list of reasons it didn’t work out and it never works out but they keep accidentally attempting to give it another shot. they’re just a bad habit basically ? it’s just angst ? 

ok listen just ppl she’s romantically interested in. it doesn’t have to be mutual bc she’s probably got a crush on everyone but someone who maybe makes her actually giddy so like ? for once she’s having a laugh n attempting to make jokes and being the first one to reach out. it’s p innocent n rlly just flirty bc of recent dramas she’s probably not going to make any real moves any time soon.

exes my dudes bc she’s probably attempted to date everyone. exes turned friends, exes on bad terms, exes w lingering feelings, idc !

enemies bc she’s intense. if you don’t get along for any reason, she makes it everyone’s business. again, she’s probably not going to do anything malicious or underhand but she’s very much the “i don’t want to be in the same room with them ever . i would rather die” type like again relacks it buddy !

friends . buddies . pals . she needs them !

i’m always down to brainstorm !  Kiss kiss... !

[lvoplds]

aye ! i’m d or dennis either is hideous. she/her and i’m a big ol’ Gay. my timezone is gmt but that means nothing bc i sleep like garbage & that’s pre much all the ooc info i got bcos i’ll ramble which makes sense considering i’m leo’s mun --- speaking the fuck of ! hit the readmore for a lil breakdown i’m trying to keep brief ( i lied barbara sue me ) + the like button if u wanna plot <3

☆ · ˚ . ✦ . ˚ { COLE SPROUSE, TWENTY-FOUR, HE/THEY } spotted! LEOPOLD FISK making their way down the streets of the ues. i swear, every time i hear WELCOME TO JAPAN by THE STROKES, i think of them. the DEMIBOY is currently a COLLEGE STUDENT. though everyone knows them for being HEEDFUL & WELL-ROUNDED, page six says they could be BITTER & PERIPHRASTIC. according to gossip girl, LEO BLACKMAILED THE ADMISSIONS DIRECTOR TO GET INTO UNIVERSITY, but that could be a rumor. { d, 20, gmt, she/her }

so, leo feat. some basics --- just turned twenty-four. demiboy with preference to either he or they pronouns. 

he’s ny born and raised. a fact that’ll be fun later: his mother’s from scotland & he has family he visits there.

he’s demisexual/demiromantic. romantic and sexual attraction come hand in hand with emotional depth and since he’s so skeptic/extra about the first and uncaring when it comes to the latter, it makes it difficult for leo to be available, but not at all impossible bcos hey ! he’s very open to connecting with people. he just needs to reset some of his priorities and ideals on people. it’s been two years, cunt.

a continuation to the point upstairs -- he’s pretty social though not as much as he used to be in highschool ?? he says it’s bc of college which is partially true but u never know.... now it’s pretty much him being socially operating: extensive phonecalls, he likes talking. keep him updated. spill teas and ur feelings, hon. the wingman of his people;  think caleb gallo from the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo or cher horowitz got brutally murdered by amber and possessed josh lucas. will set you on a date on the spot which is IRONIC considering he *gasps* has cynical opinions on dating but that’s a preference not a fact. venting-friendly; he pays attention and takes mental notes and will be able to keep up. the catch is that you never see him during the week and if you do, it’s by planned accident. he’s a big Nerd and also lives in campus. td;lr: he’s the parental figure but mostly the aunt who lives five states away but knows your business because she cares and is also going through a rough divorce  handled poorly by her budding alcoholism and needs the distraction.

THAT BEING SAID, it’s not a shocker to know that his mother is a therapist and he clearly takes a lot from her. known one to socialite moms all the way to governors’ wives in the upper east side --- and that’s how he managed to blackmail the admissions director of nyu.

as smart as he is, the one thing he’d worked for ( maybe not too hard, but he didn’t think he’d need to ? straight a’s should be more than enough ) somehow did nawt work ??? and he’s not ???? taking that ??? at all ?? WHAT ??? and in comes his moral ambiguity where he reasoned w himself that yea... he deserved this. and the director shouldn’t be diddling with their family friend -- no, her being a model is not an excuse. and yes leo had to investigate to know whom that was  -- so this is karma. right ? right. and it happened. he ofc didn’t tell them he’s their therapist’s spawn -- his mom goes by her maiden name - but he knows the reveal would be #iconic on graduation day.

additional fuckshit he’s on about: he’s a famous local erotica romance novel writer in scottland and goes by pseudonym brenda j. thomson who wrote elicit confessions. it’s as extra and terrible as it sounds.  

COOL SO MOVING ON TO WANTED CONNECTIONS

FAMILY FRIENDS ? absolutely. they’d notice the shift in personalities maybe. he was extra before and he’s extra now but less and studying environmental law with a full blown depression. #grown

EXES ? just a major one. they’d been a Thing^tm throughout high school but dissolved as most relationships would after grad. i’d say it’s the most intense romantic relationship he’d had but that’s only because it was his first and while it hurt before, he knows that’s what it was now -- still refers to them vaguely and dramatically as his first love/experience by habit and for point delivery purposes but it means less to nothing now.

A NEIGHBOR ? has to come back home to someone next door on the weekends ! they could be close, absolutely despise each other, a little bit of both, etc.

HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS ? these people... are his life. literally wouldn’t go a day without talking to them. his lil web of lovely distractions. whether it’s who he met after grad or knew all his life, they’re important. if they all know each other ? kudos ! if they don’t ? he’d probably mention them in conversation or make it a point they would one day, no problem. ( i wanted to set a number aka five ppl but nah - a good starter number tho and the rest are budding friendships bc we stan those )

MOM’S FREQUENTERS ? yes. people who see his mom, whether it’s a muse or a muse’s parent. he’d probably run into them when he stops by his mom’s therapy office or knows of them. anything could be done and fleshed out more here !

DORM MATE ? yes. they share a dorm, they’re mates. they crash parties together and steal minivans for fun.

ENEMY ? rivalry is approved in this house. could be friends before and shit went left why not leo’s a shithead ?? im ready to go off !

FRENEMIES ? only talk when they’re forced to in social settings or in a group of people. heavy opinions of each other. passionate despising, maybe a little too passionate -- for everyone’s comfort.

FRIENDS HOW ??? they only ever talk on the phone/text. only. it’s weird, they don’t know how to explain it but that’s pretty much it and it works ! they’re comfortable enough to talk about fleshlights and communism.

PROBABLY MORE BC IM SURE I HAVE MORE IN MIND BUT THIS IS ALREADY SO FUCKING LONG BUT WE’LL SEE ! 

[cassidvs]

☆ · ˚ . ✦ . ˚ { DOMINIC SHERWOOD, 23, HE/HIM } spotted! CASSIDY BARNES making their way down the streets of the ues. i swear, every time i hear SMOKING SECTION by ST. VINCENT, i think of them. the MALE is currently a SOCIALITE. though everyone knows them for being RESILIENT & FAITHFUL, page six says they could be ANTAGONISTIC & BULLHEADED. according to gossip girl, HE SPENT THE LAST 10 MONTHS IN PRISON IN LONDON, but that could be a rumor.

/re: history — the eldest son of a politician slash business man w/ his hands in foreign trade. a lost cause , dubbed ‘ wayward ’ by the polite and ‘ dirtbag ’ by the less so. 

a hellion in high school ; always talking loudly & ignoring teachers. someone who promised fun , but you would never , ever trust. as dangerous & ill - behaved as a feral dog , but with important parents & a heavy credit card. known almost exclusively as ‘ THAT ONE ASSHOLE ’.

forgoing college , cass hung around the same old haunts & continued to bruise knuckles & start fires. disappeared suddenly a week after his 22nd birthday and spent a year getting into trouble and then ??? prison !

now he’s back nd ready 2 party.

/re: personality — cass is a puppy whos always getting into trouble bc he has  waaaaaay 2 much energy...... its either FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT or hes passed tf out on a stranger’s bed. his actions seem random & reckless , warning signs of a wildly capricious ruffian. but hes less jejune and more stalwart : not a jester , but a powder keg. 

comes across as terribly apathetic or unreasonably aggressive. stubborn to the extreme -- its his way or the highway. ( & either way , he really doesnt care what you choose ) hell fight with u just for fun , & then forget about it a second later. 

his bullheadedness combined with a tricky temper makes him formidable : he wont back down , and fury makes him careless. hes never been the type to think too hard about what he says , he believes actions speak louder than words , and acts accordingly.

he doesnt give a shit abt anyones opinion -- their motivations , goals , thoughts -- they mean nothing to him. his own standards are golden , the only ones that matter. 

the type of person who u want to like u , even though u dont like them very much. intimidating at first , bc resting bitch face & a tendency to call bullshit when he smells it. difficult to impress -- impossible to ///BUT ? cass is also down for almost anything , & loathes responsibility. 

despite his penchant for discord , hes weirdly dependable ? if u call , hell be there. loyalty is ingrained into his very being. also hella honest ; lying just isnt his jam. 

hes lost , forever feeling restless. so hes always fucking around , causing trouble , trying desperately to find something that makes him feel WHOLE & not so fucking useless. good luck buddy !

this is barely coherent nd idk what im doing so basically : cass is an ass , but hell make u laugh nd embarrass u but have ur back in a fight. 

/re: connections — ideas can b found HERE . * present means it’s a current relationship , & they most likely didn’t know each other back in hs. * past + present means they’ve known each other for a while , & they have a past. if u don’t like any of those / they don’t fit ur muse , i’m always down 2 brainstorm ! 

HMU ANGELS !!!!

(im bunny btw she+her / pst)

[vclencias-blog]

hello my guys i am marissa ! i’ve been creeping on this group for a few days and finally made up my mind on who tf to bring here so ! here is valencia. call her val, lenny, cici, literally whatever and she’ll pretend to hate it but secretly love it. anywho let’s do the thing

☆ · ˚ . ✦ . ˚  { EIZA GONZALEZ, 24, SHE/HER } spotted! VALENCIA SANTOS making their way down the streets of the ues. i swear, every time i hear GIRLS YOUR AGE by TRANSVIOLET, i think of them. the CISFEMALE is currently a EVENT PLANNER. though everyone knows them for being ENTICING & CLEVER, page six says they could be MANIPULATIVE & FICKLE. according to gossip girl, SHE GREW UP VERY POOR AND THE ONLY REASON SHE CAN AFFORD LIVING IN EUS IS BC HER SUGAR DADDY, but that could be a rumor. 

so val grew up v poor in the bronx, it was her, her older brother and their mom. their mom raised the two completely single and barely ever spoke a word of their father, just always said he was dead 

val has since discovered that her dad had connections w the mafia and gangs and thats how he was killed when her brother was a baby n she wasn’t even born yet

their mom was a bit of a mess, had a drinking problem and is bipolar so the kids were consantly dealing w her manic/depressive episodes and trying to keep her on her meds

val loves her mom and her brother dearly, but she def resents the life she had before now that she’s on ues

she has always been very smart and very envious of the rich, her goal was to go to college and become an event planner so that’s what she did,, w no help from her family or financial aide or anyrhing

sO she decided to take matters into her own hands and became an escort to pay for nyu when she realized how much money/things/connections it could give her

low and behold things changed completely for val when she started her work and she was finally happy w her life

of course there were some hiccups along the way, getting linked w dangerous men, v powerful men, family men w oblivious wives, val has dealt w a lot of the drama and some intense shit

out of anyone tho, she could handle it. she has a very hard exterior and p much craves the drama, she’s bored without some sort of excitement

she can support herself now w her job as an event planner but she still has lots of ties in escorting and still does it sometimes for the thrill of it

she sends her mom and bro money every month to help them survive,, her bro and his wife and baby girl still lives w mom to make sure she doesn’t do anything too crazy

nobody rlly knows abt how val was brought up, she doesn’t hide it, but she doesnt rlly get close enough to tell ppl abt it so there’s that

wanted connections!!

sugar daddy

previous clients for either event planning or escorting

other escorts

roommate

friends from nyu

best friends from home

exes/exes from home

friends w benefits

hookups past and current

party pals

family members of past clients

literally anything please bring me all the drama and angst tbh

if you made it to the end of this,, i love you already. im p sure there’s even more but this is all i can think or rn.. like this or im me and we can plot smth out !!

[mclbcl-blog]

hey y’all!! it’s kris again, back w another baby!! this is melinda and below the cut is some info about her!! feel free to read and then like this if you wanna plot or pop over to my messages!! i’ll have some wc’s at the end of this too for y’all. k thx ily!!

☆ · ˚ . ✦ . ˚  { LILI REINHART, 24, SHE/HER} spotted! MELINDA BELLE making their way down the streets of the ues. i swear, every time i hear GREEN LIGHT by LORDE, i think of them. the FEMALE is currently a PERSONAL ASSISTANT. though everyone knows them for being ENTHUSIASTIC & LOYAL, page six says they could be SECRETIVE & SENSITIVE. according to gossip girl, SHE ALMOST DIED FROM A DRUG OVERDOSE FOUR YEARS AGO, but that could be a rumor.

so melinda is a lil gem tbh. she’s spunky and sassy, but doesn’t act like she’s better than anyone bc she doesn’t see herself as better than anyone.

she was born into a pretty well-off family in pennsylvania. both her parents were lawyers and she and her sister were the little golden children of their small town. but like every golden child, melinda fell from grace at some point and began dating a guy named christian when she started high school. the relationship was an emotional rollercoaster ride for melinda and her parents never approved, so the two ran away together when she was 18 and he was 20, emptying melinda’s trust fund and moving to new york where she attended community college.

the money went a lot quicker than they expected and they were struggling for a while to make ends meet. melinda couldn’t find work that would pay her well enough on top of taking college classes and christian was aggravated by it. they stayed in new york together for a year before he cheated on her and ultimately left her for the other girl.

melinda fell off the deep end at this point and really began her party girl phase. she waitressed most nights and attended classes still, but the nights she wasn’t working, she was experimenting with everything she could. her grades were beginning to suffer, as were her relationships. she pushed everyone away from her. it ended up with her nearly dying from a drug overdose when she was 20.

after her near death experience, she began trying to get her life together. she was broke, she was depressed, and she had no one, but she wanted to change all of this. she eventually transferred to nyu and continued to attend classes for business until she graduated. she found a job as a personal assistant to warner valmont shortly after graduation and hasn’t looked back at her past since.

though she thinks about her past often, she has never told anyone about it, not even her boss who she’s quite close to. she still has no contact with her family and no idea how they all are, but she does her best to keep her mind off of it all.

she doesn’t party anymore, but she will have a drink every now and then at special events or at the end of a long day. but she never wants to slip back into her old ways again and disassociates herself with anyone that knew her from those days.

soooo, some wanted connections for this bae are:

ex-boyfriends -- good terms and bad terms, bc i love angst and drama

friends from her party days -- PLS. bring in the bad influences. i wanna make her squirm.

best friend -- someone she shares almost everything with. they know her better than anyone else and vice versa.

enemies -- bc as i said, i love angst and drama

fuckbuddies -- bc even tho she’s a good girl she ain’t no saint. bonus points to the fuckbuddies that rly can’t stand each other but the chemistry is too good to not.

sister or cousins -- BC I WANT FAMILY DRAMAAAAAA

and literally anything else anyone wants. i’m always open to connections tbh.