#uchiarifly

[takaraphoenix]

Well, regarding your Tangled post... at least the song is pretty! And cool hair effects!!!

I mean, that’s fair. It really looked cool as hell.

[takaraphoenix]

One thing I find hilarious about you is that you just look at a super muscular warrior Adonis, you’re like “yup, definitely a bottom.” Like Jace? Bottom. Percy Jackson? Bottom. Hiccup, the skinny nerdy anxiety ball with a dragon? Definitely a top. Of course, thinking about the characters it makes sense, but it just seems absurd initially. These are not criticisms. I love these dynamics for these characters, it’s refreshing and you make them work. I just thought about it and found it funny.

I mean. I mean bottoming ain’t about physical, like not only twinks bottom. So I look at their personalities and how much those boys need to just lean back and have someone they can trust take care of them and that is how I determine “Oh yeah that boy’s a bottom”. ;P

And on the matter of Hiccup the “skinny”, nerdy, “anxiety ball” with a dragon. That was first movie Hiccup. That was back before I was interested in writing about him Hiccup. Because yeeeah he looked like he was 12 (I know he was supposed to be 15. But he looked like an actual child). That was five in-universe years ago - and this universe actually aged them up. He ain’t skinny anymore and he definitely hasn’t been an anxiety ball ever since he came clear with the “I don’t wanna kill dragons, dad, and also I have a dragon”, which was literally the only source of said anxiety. Like, it’s been 118 TV episodes and another movie since that… you gotta look at actual current Hiccup and not ten years ago in the very first movie of his franchise Hiccup to make this here comparison… xDDD

I’m glad you love them though. ;)

[takaraphoenix]

Wait, so how come Rapunzel’s hair needs to touch something to heal, but not to hurt..?

Because the writers pulled a full Fr0zen on this. Also known as: Saying “fuck you�� to any logic regarding the powers. It pisses me off a lot.

Because it literally makes no sense at all that she even would be able to use that incantation on her hair! SHE WAS TOUCHED BY THE SUN DROP SHE NEVER HAD CONTACT WITH THE MOON DROP WHY WOULD SHE HAVE MOON POWERS.

It’s completely stupid and random and it also agitates my fairy tale loving ass, because Rapunzel having healing tears is canon in the fairy tale and I loved how they worked that into the movie and how they tried to bend it to make her ass-long hair make sense.

But now it’s kind of just whatever and they are completely getting lost in an overly complicated, ridiculous lore.

At the same time, everything else decaying actually made sense - the whole building and temple were kinda dedicated to the moon drop too so it reacting to it made kinda sense. But her reacting to it was what didn’t make sense.

I hope they will, at one point, actually make sense of this and explain it in a logical way, but.. honestly, I got Doubts about it.

[takaraphoenix]

Hey, can you tell me how you feel about this headcanon I have? I feel like Rapunzel’s magical ability is kinda like time manipulation. Turning back time to make people younger or reverse injury, and now, accelerated withering to destroy. Is that a stretch? I guess it kinda is 😅

That… is actually a really interesting take on that and makes sense in the context of the powers as well as where they come from - sun and moon, also known as how we measure our time.

[takaraphoenix]

I wonder if there would be any legacies of Zeus or Poseidon through Theseus or Perseus. Theseus has children and Perseus survived so would that work?

I am very confused by this question?? xD”

Like, modern-day legacies of Zeus or Poseidon through Theseus and Perseus? I dunno. Depends on how you define it. Riordan did make Frank a legacy of Neptune centuries later. The entire concept of the Class of Titans TV show is modern day legacies of heroes.

[takaraphoenix]

Hiccup and toothless vs Percy

Thanks for playing! But do you all want my preciouses to fight? :D There are more options there! I was expecting to get to create some fluffy headcanons to how characters were going to interact, not play The Hunger Games with my faves! *pouts softly*

First of all: That’d never happen. Percy would adore Toothless way too much and both those boys would realize they are not actually enemies. *huffs*

But on the long run? As Pokémon has taught us all, water-types beats fire-type.

Seriously, Percy and his water-control would totally just extinguish Hiccup’s flame-sword and bathe his dragon and then kick Hiccup’s butt because Percy is more trained in actual fighting.

Give Me Two Characters to Fight/Ship/Pick

[takaraphoenix]

No wait... wow... I need to stop spamming... um... last one? Peter Parker or Percy Jackson!

You don’t need to stop spamming! xD I’m always happy when people indulge me on the ask games! ^o^

BUT THIS ONE IS VERY MUCH OUT OF LINE! *pouts*

First of all, those two would be epic friends. But also... hng... Peter was the first superhero I admired. But Percy has the cooler powers and world around him. Both have the snark and the good heart. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

I... I think I have to... *groans and buries face in arms* ...Peter Parker?

Make Me Choose!

[takaraphoenix]

I feel like Percy Jackson would somehow make the leviathan his pet. It’s basically water Typhon, but Percy is kinda ridiculous. Though isn’t a Greek creature.

Percy Jackson would make everything his pet. *side-eyes Mrs. O’Leary and Small Bob*

And heeey - being exclusively Greek ain’t an issue anyway! *side-eyes Carter Kane and Magnus Chase*

[takaraphoenix]

Oh, so fairies aren’t fae? Huh. Well that clears up a lot.

Nope. They’re related, but no the same.

Rule of thumb: If they’re tiny and have wings and are generally nice and helpful, it’s a fairy. If they’re human-sized and ethereal and generally not nice or helpful, it’s a fae. ;D

Like, the Seelies from Shadowhunters? Fae. Tinkerbell? Fairy. (And yes, Seelie is also another word for the fae folk because we don’t have enough words for them already :D”)

[takaraphoenix]

Nico Di Angelo Vs Jace

Thanks for asking!

Nico wins that one. On zombie-army alone. Seriously, Nico brings out the zombies and he’ll win on numbers alone. Jace is a great fighter, but when he is alone and outnumbered, even he stands no chance.

I would, however, prefer for them to do other things than fight. ùû

Give Me Two Characters to Fight/Ship/Pick

[takaraphoenix]

Jack Frost Vs Spider-Man

Thanks for asking!

Jack would win by ice-powers? I mean, freeze that spider-webbing and it breaks and its stickiness is ineffective too. Jack can also fly away from Peter. He’d be able to get away and then just freeze Peter in place. ;D

Give Me Two Characters to Fight/Ship/Pick

[takaraphoenix]

Also, what stopped the King in Sleeping Beauty from inviting more Fae and fairies? If I could invite fairies, they would definitely take priority over mortals. Like I feel like offending magical supernatural beings would be scarier than offending mortals. Though I admit I don’t know much about fae and fairies.

The plot. The plot stopped him. *chuckles amused*

Like, he literally invited all of the fairies in the kingdom to this party, all but the “evil” one. What exactly did he expect to happen when the fairy gossip mill runs its course and Mal catches wind of it? It really bares no logic at all aside from “We gotta kickstart the plot”. -_-

I love the fairy tale, but it has clear plotholes. This one and the part where mother and father could literally not watch their daughter one damn day in her life. Seriously, the curse was very specific for one day and they still let her wander off to get pricked and cursed.

[takaraphoenix]

Sorry for the confusion. I thought that if I unfollowed you for a little while the wait would feel shorter for new chapters... but I routinely follow read your posts and stuff so it felt weird... so I’m just going to wait patently like everyone else.

I know my wording is kinda confusing sometimes... I write the way I speak, so I sometimes just write out directly what I’m thinking... that’s why it’s kinda awkward and hard to follow.            

It still doesn’t quite make sense to me (I mean, you’d literally have to wait patiently either way so...??), but apology accepted.

[takaraphoenix]

You know what? I’m considering unfollowing you completely and trying to forget about you too. Not because I hate you or anything, but I hate waiting for updates for wonderful stories. If I forget about you for a while, by the time I remember you I can read a bunch of chapters at once! Especially Rise of the Big Hero 8! I’m too darn impatient and you can’t pump chapters out instantly, so I’m going to try this.

I give up. I’ll just wait for the new chapters... >_

I... what? *blinks*

I have no idea what to make of this, but you’re obviously free to unfollow me whenever you feel like it’s no longer for you. ôo

[takaraphoenix]

I didn’t watch the movies with scarlet witch in them, but I liked her in the shows I saw her in. She wasn’t a sociopath. Even in her most destructive depiction (that I’ve seen), it was aimed at and ONLY at her father, who not just abandoned her, but melted her imprisoned in a straight jacket in a white padded room for her entire life. She did not attack or harm innocents, and while she was verbally hostile to others, that’s where it stopped. It’s saddening, I liked her other depictions...

Oh yeah, cartoon!Wanda is really cool! Personally, I loved Wolverine and the X-Men’s Wanda more than X-Men: Evolution.

I think a huge part of what makes MCU!Wanda so uncomfortable is knowing she’s supposed to be Magneto’s kid. And... She’s Jewish. And Romani. And somehow I just find it utterly mortifyingly unrealistic to have her willingly join up with the Nazis. I mean... granted, they completely ignored all of that in the MCU, considering she’s not a mutant and Magneto doesn’t exist in the MCU and they cast a white girl to play the part, but... The white washing is one thing, making her willingly join Hydra, aka the Nazis, is like a whole other level...

Seriously, the character of Wanda Maximoff is the one that got fucked over the hardest on the MCU. Marvel gets all the praise for on-point casting like RDJ or Christ Evans, but when Marvel really fucks up, like white-washing or, say, erasing Clint’s disability, it’s only just tumblr getting angry about that, the bad parts don’t really spread wide. And that’s... a perfect reflection of our society, I guess, but also not okay.

[takaraphoenix]

Ooh! Um, Jack Frost or Nico Di Angelo!

Hng. That is. Not okay. *frowns* My ice boy or my death boy. I think… I mean… Urgh. You’re mean. *pouts* Maybe with an edge… Jack?

Make Me Choose!