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[howldean]

going to kink events is so funny mostly because it makes so much kinky fanfiction deeply unserious and i think that’s beautiful

[tpmba]

Kurkkaa tätä... 👀

Kurkkaa tätä... 👀 https://pin.it/TzSERyKYR

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[dischoarse]

I agree that as a rule "if a man does it and it's ridiculous" points out misogyny, but in this case people are posed in the clothes that they are famous for wearing. If a drag queen, fire fighter, scuba diver, etc were selected, they'd be shown in their uniform of impact. TS is known for performance, in these sorts of clothes. Of course though, it's the misogynistic culture she's playing to that puts her in those clothes - it's still degrading, but it's her degrading costumes in general.

If it looks degrading when men do it, it’s degrading when women do it too. You’re just used to women being degraded.

Would the Time Person of the year wear sequined spaghetti strap tops or sheer black bodysuits, put on red lipstick, or pose with half their crotch out or arms up behind their head if they were male? If it looks degrading when a man does it, it’s degrading when a woman does it too. You’re just used to women being degraded.

While not every woman is posed like Taylor Swift is in these covers, do you ever see rich and powerful men dressed like this? If wearing revealing clothing, shaving, or wearing makeup is empowering, why don’t the most powerful men in the world do it? Why do the most rich and famous women in the world have to degrade themselves, even when they’re being celebrated?

[frasier-crane-style]

Very early on in this movie, hero Christian Grey gives da chick the standard romantic leading man speech about how he's bad news--a loner, Dottie, a rebel--and she should still clear of him. At this point, they've gone out to get coffee one time and he's saved her from a careening bike messenger. I know it must be exciting to tell a lady that she should stay away from your twisted mind for her own feminine good, but dude, save it for at least the second date.

This came to Netflix, so I figured I might as well give a shot. It's a failure, obviously, but it's an interesting failure. There are talented people both on screen and behind the scenes, and it looks like a movie, but all their efforts amount to putting lipstick on a pig. Would it be unfairly inside-baseball to repeat the reports of a troubled production, with the author insisting on an adaptation that was too faithful for its own good?

Try not to do a shot every time heroine Anastasia Steele* extravagantly bites her lower lip in lust.

(how come Dakota Johnson's character name in this is way more silly than the name of the literal superhero she played?)

To be fair to the movie, I've seen a ton of waggish assholes like, well, me, declare that this movie is a camp classic of unintended hilarity and guys, c'mon. There's no way they didn't intend "What are buttplugs?" as a laughline.

In fact, with Dakota Johnson's sitcom star comedic timing and winsome charm, watching this movie is a bit like finding a coke-begotten relic of the 80s where some madman paired Meg Ryan and Rutger Hauer (it doesn't help that, as "Mr. Grey," they cast an actor that plays serial killers about as often as heartthrobs).

I'm making this story sound interesting, but it's not able to succeed on its own terms, as whenever it tries to get serious, the drama runs headlong into a howler of a line that must be verboten from the books. "I'm fifty shades of fucked up!" Christian groans at one point.

"I don't make love. I fuck. Hard," is another line that even Sir Michael Caine couldn't get into working order.

It's a shame, because there's no real reason a modern-day gothic romance can't work. Sure, there's no real plot to the thing besides Ana and Christian's doomed/not-so-doomed romance, but there are worse foundations for a movie than a relationship where the guy wants to hurt his lady love as much as romance her. It's fucked up, but imagine what a Cronenberg or Verhoeven could do with the assignment. Well, full frontal, probably.

(The compromise to keep Jamie Dornan from spending a third of the movie displaying the status of his circumcision is that he does most every sex scene in a worn pair of jeans. I probably should've been too stunned by his abs to wonder at this, but dude's a billionaire. Is he doing yardwork in those jeans? Home repair? Or have they gotten all the holes in them purely from screwing? Man, that guy does fuck. Hard.)

You know, given that bondage is a pretty common fetish, you'd think Christian Grey--an ubersexy twenty-something billionaire--would be able to find a woman who's into, y'know, all that--especially since his wildest antics are a little whipping and possible anal fisting.

I know there'd be no story if he didn't immediately fall in love with Anastasia Steele (snicker) and if she wasn't only putting up with the bondage to get the package deal. Still, that is a pretty contrived starting point, isn't it? At least Team Edward has the excuse of that whole 'my own personal brand of heroin' thing.

[fagrackham]

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[sterlingscottxo]

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[tpmba]

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[goddessofmusic87]

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[666-chan]

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[tpmba]

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[ukcrashtest]

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[tpmba]

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[crownedwithflame]

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[clinelander]

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[tpmba]

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