#uber&leetposting

[skitter-queen]

> be me

> supervillain

> tinker with the ability to build anything but with only one use and it breaks forever immediately after

> want to capitalize on Bowsette trend so i build a functional super crown

> realize i'll be stuck as a woman since it's one-use only

> make the accessory invention ive been saving: a one-time "repair kit" that can let me use an invention TWICE

> bigbrain.gif

> use the crown

> awooga

> get tons of views. raking in the subscribers.

> go to use the crown again after the stream to regain my glorious manhood

> find out my stupid fucking idiot piece of shit friend uber just tried it on

> its broken

> mfw

[skitter-queen]

Super Brocton Bros was a lot more well-known but I think Uber + Leet is where you can really hear that signature sound start to develop. Definitely worth checking out if you're at all into the genre, especially given how influential these guys were in the pre-GM era.

Brocton Bay’s worst rap duo

[skitter-queen]

uber and leet streaming the wildly online-popular "Second-Trigger Challenge", in which parahumans attempt to recreate the conditions of their trigger event as closely as possible to see if they can get it to happen again (uber's trigger was losing 3 call of duty matches in a row and getting called a noob, leet's trigger was spilling water all over the gaming rig he had just finished after months of saving up and putting together); at first everything seems to be going swimmingly, viewership is soaring etc., but things go awry when they do, in fact, end up second-triggering together... into a "two-player" cluster.

read my new fic, Press (Kiss) to Kill, coming to theaters this october

[skitter-queen]

Brockton Bay reportedly left in "unrecognizable state" after notorious streamer supervillains Uber and Leet celebrated an "angry birds themed wedding"

[skitter-queen]

yes, leet pays for uber's nitro despite being uber's discord kitten: uber convinced her that "it's totally the kitten who pays for the nitro, dude"

[skitter-queen]

uber's last name is Minecraft Dirt Block and leet's last name is Tetris. when they get married they decide to hyphenate it. how cute!

[skitter-queen]

uber says: i want you to "upvote" your "post" in my "amitheasshole"

what does leet say?

[skitter-queen]

like new wave, uber and leet do not have cape identities; they are simply a striking case of nominative determinism.

[skitter-queen]

maybe all your posts flop because you never tag them. what if you write 300 tags on your next post and it gets a billion trillion notes. it's all about community outreach. Core Competency. Synergy! Machine Learning! Blockchain Technology! Vice Presidential Candidate! Twenty-seven electoral votes! Central policy issues! Two party system! Executive branch! Military branch! Foreign affairs! Influence policy! The information superhighway!

maybe all my posts flop becuase all my flops become posts when i bang the flop when my bangers become floppers become bangers and bang flop the post in flop of the banger flop?

[skitter-queen]

Do you ever think about how Noelle could mass-produce testosterone by absorbing estradiol

SO true! this is what happened to trans woman uber and trans woman leet when they got eaten by noelle, but luckily the clones and the originals bonded over their mutual respect for gamer girl vore. theyre friends now and star in a "Two Gamers On The Couch" style webcomic

[skitter-queen]

uber backwards-longjumping in a corner for 18 hours to build up enough speed to catapult himself into the universe where leet is still alive, only to miscalculate and end up in a QPU-misaligned hellscape. he gets eaten by a scuttlebug

[skitter-queen]

have you ever read pact or is this a twig household only (uber+leet are the dogs)

uber is my teenage daughter. to be honest, we dont have much in common... i struggle to relate to her sometimes, myself being a little out of touch with her interests. its hard, being a single mother of a gamer. but she seems to have hit it off with one of the neighborhood kids. leet something or other, i think it was...? its good to see her making friends for once. what was the question?

[skitter-queen]

as the uber and leet expert do you know when the concept for their characters was created? i'm trying to find out if they came before or after screwball (july 2008)

woag! literally leet and circus^^^

(unfortunately i am a very noncanon uber and leet poster so i dont actually know the backstory of their character concept. worm was being planned out for like a decade, right? so... maybe! uber and leet have always felt a little jarring and different from the rest of the setting (probably part of why theyre so funny to me) so i could see them being older concepts)

[skitter-queen]

me when im writing an uber&leetpost tbh..

[skitter-queen]

if uber is leet is leet uber???

theyre both leet

[skitter-queen]

a wormblog laid a nest right outside my window!!! i can see the baby wormposts poking their reblogs out when they get hungry 🥺🥺🥺