#u2048 x reader

[helloiamadrawer]

A Distraction U-2048 x Red Blood Cell! Reader

Word Count: 2.7k

Trigger Warnings: germ attempts r@pe on reader(I gave it him/it pronouns cause in the anime hes a male) (don't worry he gets his later), cursing, 2048 being a bit of a dick when you first meet

a/n: my first cells at work fic ahhhh!! hope you enjoy!!

"Ahhhhh!!! Someone help! Anybody please!"

"Well, well, well lookie what we got here~, a red blood cell. All I had to do was wait til nighttime and now that I captured you, I can finally get what I want!"

The germ that was looming over you was no other than a streptococcus. You knew that pink hued monster ever since you were born in this body but mostly they were dead by the time they came here so you only saw their corpses. However, this one was alive as he already slammed you into a capillary room and now has held you captive. Your whole being was trembling in fear before the germ, your heart quickening with every bated breath as he snatches you up with his spear-like arm, grinning at the sight of you trying to squirm out of his grasp.

"..now, let's get to the point of why I'm here, where's your oxygen and nutrients since I was the one in that box of carbon dioxide? Answer quickly or there will be consequences little one.." the monster demanded in his evil tone.

Quickly, your eyes scan the area try to look around and see what you could hit the thing with in the room but to your misfortune, nothing is in here except boxes and a lit up grid floor. You couldn't lie, that would get you instantly killed. You couldn't kick at him except for the air around you, if only you were at his face level, but it was useless. But you'll be damned if you ain't telling no germ the source of where all the oxygen and nutrients were.

"I..I only had some Co2..w-when I got here.." you stammered. The fuchsia colored being narrowed his yellow eyes at you then lowers you to face him, his sinister smile seeming to fade quickly as he started to grow impatient.

"Well, at least that's the obvious truth, where's the source you get it from in this world?"

If being above him wasn't scary enough, being face to face the deformity of the monster was just horrifying, his height basically dominates you by a couple feet, and his eyes burning into yours in anticipation. "Spit it out dammit! I ain't got all night!" he growled, throwing you against a wall, nearly knocking the wind out of your lungs as you gasp for it back.

"..Never!" you yelled back in sudden defense. Ther's no way you're going out this easily!

You grit your teeth and grunted as you launched both of your feet into the the streptococcus' stomach, kicking the thing with all the strength in your legs. Landing a little harshly , you see that your heavy kick made an impact, seeing the germ holding the lower half of his body and cursing from the pain. Now you could finally escape! A hopeful expression lighting your face, you make a dash for the exit door....

Until you realized the knob has been knocked out of the hole of the door.

Your heart dropped to the pit of your stomach as regret creeps to your mind, of course it's not gonna be easy getting out now! Since your first attack did not last long on the germ before you heard a low, sinister chuckle chuckle from behind, slowly, you turned around, the fuchsia monster now towering over you and dangling the lost door handle from above you, his smile grew bigger and fangy as he looked all around pissed now. "Looking for this?, I knew you would try to escape eventually..now then, since you didn't answer my question in time, i'm going to have to punish you, won't that be fun~?" the strep germ snickered. Bracing against the door for impact, you squeeze your eyes shut, in mere seconds you find yourself being slung into the air again but then being smacked across the face as you hear he germ laughing evilly at your helplessness.

Why do you always have to run into trouble like this? Is this how it's going to end for you, getting tortured by a mere germ?

Well at least you tried to defend yourself for the body the best you could..

Why couldn't you be a white blood cell? You could kill this bastard in seconds the first time he caught you!

What form of management doesn't let us red blood cells have one weapon to have on hand if we have to be the ones in peril?!

Suddenly, now you're on the bright floor and you could feel your airway constricting as you watched the pathogen's head limb squeezing around your neck, along with your vision becoming a little hazy.

"Nice..very nice, there's not a better image than suffocating the weak, makes me feel all sorts of things~..not that you would know..or do you?" the pathogen hums in satisfaction, his toothy grin still plastered on his face, leaning closer to admire your defeated state.

What is he going to do to me now? Take my innocence..he wouldn't!

"plea-please..stop, I'll..tell you where it is-" you begged, choking on your words whilst trying to move out from the monster's grip as his extra set of arms pin down your fraile wrists.

"Too late, little red. Fortunately, I'm not gonna take your life..but something more precious than your life if you know what i'm saying.." the germ implies as he licks his lips as if he's found a meal right from under him.

"no....no!..no not that!" you cried, almost gagging to retain air. Tears started to stream down on your face. His head appendage releases from your neck than rests behind his cranium, you can breathe again finally for what seemed like forever.

"But yes.. your virginity is about to be stolen by a genuine streptococcus," he strokes a stray hair out of your face, revealing your frightened expression. You felt your whole body cringe beneath him, "Don't worry, since you're such a pretty girl, i'll be slow at first, yeah?"

You scrunched your brow in disgust, "Fuck you..that's a damn lie. Helllppp!!"

Smack!

The germ strikes you again, the pain stinging on your cheek.

"Who told you to speak, bitch?!" the male germ scolds at you, as he slips his second set of arms to open your legs, his claws lightly lightly scraping the insides of your thighs and then almost sliding into the inside of your shorts . "Screaming won't get you anywhere, so shut your trap or I might scratch your pretty face next time."

Being in this predicament mentally pisses you off cause you can't do anything else except throw your innocence away for none other than a creepy germ. All because you were pretty, sometimes you wish you could die ugly these days!

CRASH!

The door was busted down by a figure in all white, two knives gripped in each hand as he hollered out,

"Stop right there you filthy ger--what the hell?!"

Silence finally fell into the room, the germ and the white blood cell were at a standstill, both staring at each other intently until the streptococcus broke the silence saying,

"Well, this is awkward."

Within seconds, your pathogenic assailant was stabbed in the back and thrown out the room. Instantly, you got up on your feet so you could get a better look at your rescuer. He had white skin,side bangs with a undercut and grey eyes that were fueled by rage as he had the monster under his boot currently smashing his head whilst dismembering it's arms, he was so brutal, violent and...was it weird that you were liking what you were seeing? The bloodshed of it all? Although, the because the damned creep deserved it after all.

"You wanna prey on red blood cells just fro your own pleasure, huh? Well not when i'm here, scum! DIE!!" he screams as he plunges a knife into the streptococcus' throat as blood sprayed in all directions splattering all over parts of his uniform and almost splashing on you in the process. The neutrophil speaks something into his receiver. You then come out of the entrance of the room sweeping off your disheveled clothes as you approach the dead corpse, poking it with your red shoe. Thank the stars the white blood cell made it in time before the germ could inseminate you, you would be sent to the spleen for sure!

"Hey, are you okay?..That germ looked like it was-"

"Yeah, thank you for saving me Mr...?"

"U-2048 at your service." The neutrophil introduced himself, tipping his hat with a wink.

Whoa, it's like he switched sides!

"Right. So...do those kinds of germs act like that?..'cause why did it want my...virginity?" you ask 2048, shuddering at your own question.

"No idea, usually they don't really get that desperate.." he glowers at the germ's dead body and tears off the head appendage, "sounds grotesque form what I've seen now...wanna break it? I can sense your anger oozing from you." You back up an inch as you raise an eyebrow in suspicion.

What's he planning? You scoffed,

"And what're you? A white blood cell who's side job could be a guru?-"

"Guess that's a no~" 2048 shrugs, slinging the appendage over his shoulder, smirking to himself as he turns away to head off in his own direction. What's this guy's deal? First he was all violent and bloodthirsty and now he's all..cocky and thinks you can't handle a little blood? "Hey! 2048 ain't it?" you begin to follow up to him, it's not usual for you to run up on someone to prove a point. But for once in your lifetime you can prove a higher up your actual strength! By the time you were about to touch his shoulder, the appendage comes flying at you, your hands catch it before it could scathe your face as you crash on the ground butt first, damn how is that thing so heavy??

"Oops. Sorry, ma'am I thought you were walking the other way than towards me~here let me help you." the neutrophil teases as he chuckles at your attempt to lift it off yourself. His arms wrap from under your legs and the back of your head , holding you bridal style. If steam could exhale out of your ears and nose cause you were getting so pissed, it could. "Mr. 2048..I don't think this is necessary, I only wanted the germs' limb off of me!" you exclaimed, your face turning red from how close you were to brushing 2048's side bangs touching your cheek, no to mention the blood on his outfit looked strangely enticing to you, it's a great contrast to the white-oh no! no way you think this asshole is attractive! He's a neutrophil for god's sake, you're supposed to be attracted to your own kind!

2048 laughs, "Ooh, never heard that name for me in a while, maybe if you could ask more nicely maybe I can put you down and walk with 'ya where you need to go, yeah? Unless you want to be another pathogen's cocksleeve.." he coaxes with his smooth tone of voice.

Oh my God, he's so blunt and straightforward!

"No, no, no!" you panicked as you then huffed out a sigh, "Can you please put me down..."

"Hmmm?"

"..Mr. 2048?" you sighed begrudgingly.

"Alright, down you go." 2048 smiled as he put you down back on your feet, "So where to?" he asks as he drapes the organ over his shoulders again.

"Well, let's see I was carrying some carbon dioxide but since that's gone, I'll just have to do the next delivery which is nutrients from the small intestine." you explained, pulling out a delivery slip out of your mini jacket pocket and showing it to him.

"Well ain't that something, I'm actually heading there myself for patrols, huh, it's like the universe is telling me something.." 2048 jokes as he shoots a mischievous smile at you.

"Really?" you groan at his feeble attempt at throwing your words right back at you.

2048 turns on heel as he happily comments, "hey, you said I could be a guru, why start now?"

"I meant it as a-- nevermind, let's get going, the nutrients aren't gonna deliver themselves." You start to counter but you give up as you gained up to join the neutrophil further down the hall.

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A couple minutes later as you were close to the small intestine, suddenly you two went from being a little awkward silence to laughing your heads off about something you said about your kind having some sort of defense weapon and turned into a joke thus making 2048 almost breathless with your humor.

"Oh my god!...You are such a riot! That B Cell mace joke was so priceless but it's so true!" the white blood cell cackled, not really caring if he has woken up a whole community of cells trying to sleep.

"Haha! Right? I mean once you use it, there is no use cause the bonehead has to make another type." you add with a snicker, cracking him up even more. Hearing a neutrophil laugh like this is a rare occurrence, even more rare when it was you who was making him laugh. Sure, maybe he was annoying at first, but now that you got to know more about him along the way, he doesn't seem so bad..well aside from his bloodthirsty side at work.

It made you smile, but deep down you wanted to slap yourself for having a soft spot for white blood cells. If other cells could just think of them differently aside from being insane and crazy for killing, maybe they wouldn't get the wrong idea about them. Eventually, you both calmed down by sitting down on a bench and sipping on tea that 2048 offered you. Never in your life cycle you imagined chilling with an immune cell even for a minute, it felt nice doing something different for once.

"Are you seriously going to wear that thing like a piece of clothing?" you curiously asked as you point to the germ's limb that's been draped around 2048's neck like a boa now. "I know, doesn't it look great on me?" he stands up and strikes a fashionable pose, causing you to snort over his silliness, "Stop it, you already killed me once."

"Okay, alright, no more..anyway, we're at our stop, safely protected by yours truly." he proudly states, unraveling the limb off his body followed by, "So, you want to break this piece of the creep for me? Please?"

Your eyebrows shoot up in surprise, you actually forgot all about that damned pathogen that tried to...do things to you and ever since 2048 crossed your path, he was such a cute but arrogant bastard that it was nearly like a diversion...to reverse tat icky feeling inside of you.

If that's what he's trying to d, you'd be damned if you said he didn't succeed in it.

"Not being rude or anything but can't you cut it in half yoursel--nevermind." you hold out your arms as you grab the appendage and stretch it with all your might, it breaks easily with only a little blood pouring out of both ends of it. You give the pieces back to 2048, a little awestruck from your strength but thanks you anyway.

"Well, I should get going on this order, thanks for saving me 2048 I really could have been another germ's..uh.."

"Pleasure slave?" the neutrophil fills in.

"yeah..that."

"No problem, see ya then." the white blood cell wave to you as he walks to the closest migration tube which was a laundry chute but just when he was about to launch himself down, a feeling nagged at him one last devious idea sparks in his head.

He wanted to see you blush like a idiot one more time, for the road.

"Hey! Y'know, that pathogen was right about one thing!" 2048 hollers, you turn your head to him as you yell, "Oh, really? What's that!?"

Little did you know, this neutrophil says the unthinkable..

"You are pretty hot." He slyly flirts with a smirk, his half lidded eyes not prying form you for a second to see how you react. As that said second passed by, you were red in the face like your uniform and running back to snatch him, maybe throttle him in the process. To hell with getting wrote up!

That's all the reaction he needed before he took his cue and launched himself down the chute, laughing as he did so. Grunting, you threw your cap down in frustration before putting it back on momentarily. How dare he be so bold like that! In the public that is!

"Grr..stupid neutrophil..thinks he's hot stuff..dumbass." you grumble as you stomp off, the blush still burning on your face from the image of 2048's smirk invading your head once more.

Yep, he was a distraction alright..

[dearestones]

Neutrophil Squad x F! Immune Cell Reader Before Dating Headcanons

Warnings: N/A

@hellowiamadrawer Request: Hi again, if it's okay could I have some headcanons of how the female reader (can be an immune cell or regular cell) met the neutrophil squad (4989, 2048,2626 and ofc 2001) before they started dating?

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U-2001

U-2001 probably met you when you were both newly matured neutrophils while in the middle of combat. While he's a skilled neutrophil, that doesn't mean that he's infallible.

In the middle of gutting a bacteria with one of his many knives, he forgets that he shouldn't leave his back wide open. As his receptor pings in urgency, he tries to turn around, knife in hand and at the ready, but is still slow to react.

Luckily for him, 2001 is not alone. Despite the bloodbath and carnage that decorates the middle of the bloodstream, you are there to protect him. Like him, you're not a seasoned veteran, but you are spry and full of life. The instant you recognize that your teammate is in trouble, you leap him and immediately annihilate the scum that dared to hurt another immune cell.

After a brief acknowledgement of your valiant efforts, the both of you go back into your attack positions and stave off the continuing infection.

For many cycles afterwards, you don't talk, but acknowledge each other. Respect grows between you and you can on him to step in whenever a bacterium or parasite proves too much and vice versa.

It isn't until the both of you end up being critically injured and sent to the infirmary that you and 2001 finally have a conversation that doesn't require the use of your combat skills and bloodlust.

Between the two of you, your warrior's bond far exceeds everything and allows you to build your relationship from mutual trust and respect.

U-2048

You meet U-2048 when he's busy trying to flirt with various civilian cells. While he definitely has the looks for a cliche Casanova type, he isn't that great with his words.

As an immune cell, he already has points docked for attractiveness because of his inherent bloodlust that comes with the territory, so that rule out most civilians. But, he also has points docked for being rather too forward or too coy with his advances.

He will never admit it, but he can never find the right balance when trying to woo possible love interests.

With you, though, he's a strong conversationalist. Despite his apparent interest in trying to go for various other cells, he always find time to relax and joke around you. Here, all his corny puns and pick up lines actually sound smooth and not like he rehearsed them many times in the mirror like he was still a myelocyte.

Eventually, those pick up lines begin to grow more and more true. It starts as something small. Innocuous. Something he can plausibly deny as being a product of inebriation or deliberate teasing.

However, as time goes on, he becomes more bold and more willing to take risks.

In the end, this culminates in an impromptu confession where he is no longer afraid of possible rejection or making his feelings known.

Whether or not you reject him, he'll be fine. All he wants is to show you that he can be truthful and honest about his feelings.

U-2626

Getting to know U-2626 is a unique experience. He's level headed and rational, compassionate and loyal. Although his hair masks his eyes, and thus, many of his expressions, you can tell that he's always pleased to see you.

It's his smile, his laugh, and his mannerisms that make him intriguing. He's an engaging character who's always keen to make you giggle at his jokes or the stories about his teammates that he made you swear you wouldn't tell anyone.

He's a sweet companion, a friend to you at your lowest, darkest moments. Attentive and kind, he's always there with a mug of steaming green tea and a cone of glucose should you ever need it.

Furthermore, he's while he's great at conversation, he's also a good listener. It doesn't matter if you want to complain or to pass the time by talking about the trivial. He lives for them all because he can spend time with you.

As a result, it's because of these conversations that the both of you come to realize that the both of you hold each other in a positive regard. So much so that it's not long before the both of you are in a relationship—much to the bemusement and fond exasperation of your coworkers. 

U-4989

With U-4989, you know you’re always in for a ride. 

You know that most of 4989’s improvised weapons are against regulation, but you can’t help indulging him in his whimsical creations that do, more often than not, actually get the job done. You wouldn’t be giving up your standard issued weapons any time soon, but seeing 4989 go after bacteria with a sign for glucose sweets or a pan filled with various nutrients never fails to make you smile. 

It’s all adventure and adrenaline with the both of you. It’s almost like the world is constantly colliding and spinning faster and faster, never stopping. From the amusing to the horrifying, the both of you face life’s challenges and hardships with laughter spilling from your mouths and joy in your souls. 

For a good while, you thought you were just good friends with him, but then he starts making things for you. Sometimes, it’s weapons. Other times, neat little trinkets that don’t often have a functional purpose, but look pretty in your dorm room. Each and every time, without fail, you thank him and you watch as his large eyes grow wide and his cheeks become saturated with the color of an eosinophil’s uniform. 

You grow to love this cute, bashful side of 4989. 

Unfortunately, he isn’t always the best with words, often favoring physical affection and action. 

That’s more than fine by you. 

Really, it’s fine if he wants to take the lead in other aspects of this burgeoning relationship, but it’s you who steps up and tells him that you would like to be official. 

Again, his eyes bulge wide open and he looks shocked, but in the end, he accepts. 

Every day, from then on, he’s always at your side, fiddling with something new and making sure that you have the nicest of his creations. 

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HATARAKU SAIBOU (CELLS AT WORK) MASTERLIST

[helloiamadrawer]

NEUTROPHIL SQUAD BF ANALYSIS

𝘜-1146

the kind hearted/cool headed bf, sure he may look emo but that's not the point. Always gives his honest opinion on everything, great to lend an ear if you to want to talk about your day or vent. Stumbles upon his words when he's around you for some reason (he thinks he's sick but he knows what he's feeling). would literally die/kill for you (well I think everyone in the WBC squad would ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯)

Love language: quality time because spending time with you seems to be the good part of his day it's really sweet, but from time to time when he's really slammed with work, he'll send one of his comrades to tell you that he's okay and still alive protecting the body and stuff.

Do they like PDA?/Fav. type: Not much of a fan but if you initiate it, he'll give you the okay. His fav type of pda would be hand-holding for sure

𝘜-4989

The fun, chaotic, creative bean of the group. First thing you thought of when you met him was If he's a neutrophil then why is he so damn cute? 🥺

Gives you his trinkets/self invented weapons as gifts (You invested in a weapon rack in your dorm for one or two of them but for the rest you had to put them in a chest/box). Makes you wonder how the heck he does it but yk 4-9 is mostly bending the rules 98% of the time when it comes to using unknown items as weapons 😂

He tells the most hilarious stories of how he gets stuck in the migration routes that he wouldn't dare tell his squad about.

The tension between your hand and his fluffy white hair is strong and he's aware of it. It's like this: you two are sitting together, your hand was soooo close to petting a side bang and then the second he turns his head to you, you dart your hand back and look the other way. So what does the clever 4989 do? He takes off his hat and threads his fingers through his hair before actually taking your hand and placing it on the top of his head. "You know, all you had to was ask, silly."he implied with a grin. annnnd now you're burning from embarrassment.

Whenever you see him smile or laugh it's like the sun to you, warm and full of energy.

Love language:physical affection (pda is def on the table for him)

𝘜-2626

The mysterious, alluring but caring bf, a bit of a playful stalker kind of vibe, but really is a soft boi compared to his bloodthirsty side when eliminating germs. So expect to be scared half to death for fun, he'd be the type to sneak up on you and say "boo." and you halfway jump out of your skin then after he'd be all "sorry, love you" and give you a quick kiss on the cheek then disappears until you run into him again to return the favor.

At times, you forget how you turned out to like him, no it's not the bangs that cover his face like a hentai protagonist, it's his acts of service and his calming voice that seems to soothe you when you're in the darkest depths of sadness to then distracting you from what you're doing because you think of him that much and you want to slap yourself silly. Ugh is he actually that attractive? the answer to that is yes.

Teasing is in his nature as a boyfriend, this neutrophil will text you good morning and then sending you videos and pictures of him covered in blood his last killing, and the caption would be 'spamming me covered in this stuff cuz u like it'. now wait just a goddamn minute..how did he know you liked that?? The pet names are two times more bold, you just want to go over wherever he is and hit him (playfully)

Love language: words of affirmation/quality time

𝘜-2048

Ugh. the flirty, bold but respectful of your space (not) bf. Such a cocky bastard. Thinks he's hot shit 🙄 (spoiler alert: he is. )He looks so stupid with those stupid side bangs and it makes him so stupidly...handsome, dammit!

Casanova head ass not making you blush commenting on how beautiful you look today when you literally wear the same outfit everyday (that will change shortly) and god the flirting, just shut him up with a kiss and that'll do (sometimes..)

Spoils you as in buys you your fav flavor of glucose/new clothes/stuff that could help you in situations if he wasn't there to save you: like a simple black garter belt and a small dagger as a date gift.

He has a bit low self esteem issues because of his past (being a chonky myelocyte back then) soon maybe comment on him how good he looks covered in blood and maybe he would look more cuter if he cleaned up lol either way he's great to you in every way :)

Love language:gift giving/physical affection I can see him trying to push your limit of how much pda you can take before it gets pretty noticeable asshole

𝘜-2001

thoughtful, mature but intriguing bf vibes, his eyes say a thousand words as your smile lit a thousand worlds within himself.

you two kind of started out a little awkward but then once you all started to know each other, it was starting to click. hes the type of bf to give you flowers on the first date kill me I can see him doing that ahhhhh

Like 1146, hand holding is fine, everything else is for in your dorm room okay maybe one hug here and there but that's the limit.

Has a secret sweet tooth but a sucker for coffee instead of tea, remembers your order exactly ☺️

Knows where you are if you "borrow" his jacket for fun and he'd be all chill with it but really he kind of needs it, sometimes you can turn it into a game with him to make it more fun before he heads off to work.

Love language:quality time/words of affirmation with a sprinkle of physical affection.

a/n: I am finally back!! and with a new hyperfixation too, may do a B cell x Memory cell thingy in the future so hope you enjoyed this first Cells At Work piece love y'all!! 💗💗

[helloiamadrawer]

Random WBC Crew NSFW Headcanons (+ Killer T)

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!

U-1146

service top/top energy- tell him what you want and hes all hands on deck

knows that he has a big d but he doesn't really brag about it (cough cough 2048)

doesn't really jack off too much, low sex drive unfortunately

but when y'all do have sex he does not disappoint.

number one rule of 1146: never underestimate a neutrophil's oral skills cause LORD- (and I speak for all the neutrophils here 🙌)

will have you crying from his tongue swirling around your entrance transitioning to flicking your clit: he has all kinds of tricks up his sleeve

tell him how good he makes you feel plz and thank you he will return the favor..

as for p in v...

he's a tease at the start, sliding the tip of his cock against your wet slit before he enters STAWP-

he's barely vocal but you can hear some grunts and his hot labored breathing

U-4989

it's always a ride when it comes to 4989

service top/leaning bottom

first time with him was interesting cause he let you take the lead

yes, he was vocal lemme tell ya lol, his voice becomes a little shaky whilst praising and moaning your name as you ride him, you can say he's enjoying it too much but you cant help but to find it hot

"o-oh god, yeah,-ngh! fu-uck you're so good~ don't-don't stop~"

PLEASE thread your fingers through his fluffy hair while he eats you out

overstim king, cums the most out of the crew, the messier the better, he will have you sore but begging for another high surprisingly

aftercare=cuddles and kisses

U-2626

switch like a switchblade

he loves to see your reactions during the act, from your puffy red cheeks while sucking his dick to your fucked out face when his dick hits a new angle inside of you, noises of pleasure loudly slurring out of you

sure you may not see his reaction alot but he will show that fangy smile or reply with some lewd comment

average dick energy (a little girthy) but he sure knows how to use it

sex being the only chance too sweep his bangs over to finally see what his eyes are like..but you would have to work real hard for that right in 2626's terms

a sucker for leaving bites on your neck/neck kisses

U-2048

Mans is down for anything from quickies to threesomes he's such a slut

eyefucking king ™️ (don't ask why look at his eyes)

sends you to poundtown lmaooo

very much into receiving head but he ain't gonna complain about giving you head as well (just ask in the most smuttiest way possible :) )

ofc the most cockiest of all neutrophils has to have the filthiest mouth for dirty talk in the bedroom

"such a good fucking whore for me, aren't ya baby? I hardly even touched you and you're literally soaked~" he whisper in your ear with that stupidly smooth voice he has, pressing himself against you..in public. "Babe we are in the artery right now..save it for when we get somewhere private."

slight knifeplay kink

fond of any position that involves eye contact ughhhhhhhhhhhh

Killer T Cell

the most aggressive top you've ever seen

In the sheets he is a bully, pulling your hair, smacking your ass, dominating you the second you two hit the mattress

is actually very gentle the first time then after the a few more time he starts showing his rough side

he let you top ONCE and he made you swear to never tell anyone, (he was a total brat during the whole thing but ended up secretly liking it in the end)

goes a little overboard with love marks sometimes drawing a little blood which once he saw it he was bowing his head a million times apologizing

no escape from the many holds/positions with those big muscles 😫

call him daddy? it's all over for you

"So..you think you can call me daddy and get away with it? Well I got some news for you doll, you're 'bout to witness what punishment is coming to you~" 😈

[dearestones]

Neutrophil Squad with S/O Headcanons

Warnings: Slight fluff, slight angst, death mentions, etc.

@quinn-marie1213 Request: Do you have any headcanons for the neutrophil squad and their respective S/Os

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U-1146 with an Immune Cell S/O

Like most of his relationships, his relationship with his S/O is going to start out in the most professional way possible. Perhaps they’ll meet during a mission, a break in between killing pathogens, or maybe in the bone marrow as sparring partners. Whatever the case, his falling for his S/O takes an absurdly long time.

Confronting and telling his S/O about his feelings takes even longer.

So, if 1146 wants to have a relationship with his S/O that isn’t professional, he’s either going to take forever to pursue a romantic relationship or maybe his S/O will be far more courageous.

When 1146 actually starts his courtship, he’ll be bashful at first, but then he’ll start to become more outgoing. He’ll make sure to take his S/O out to the most scenic areas within the body and spend calming walks with cups of tea in their hands.

As for missions, he doesn’t mind if their schedules don’t match up. Since his S/O is an immune cell, he knows what hardships they’ll go through and what it takes to survive. That said, he’ll worry after the dust settles, but in the thick of battle, he has faith that his loved one will be okay.

The thought that his S/O may die while defending the body doesn’t cross his mind that often. Trust and loyalty are things that he doesn’t offer freely so to think that he’ll desecrate his S/O’s abilities by thinking that they might fail… It’s in his nature to think the best of others, that they’re always improving.

U-1146 with a Civilian Cell S/O

Let’s face it, 1146 is going to find his S/O when he’s busy defending them. He’s far too serious and too conservative to seek out civilians on his own, so their first meeting is when 1146 is going to be out on the hunt.

Furthermore, his S/O will either have to be persistent in trying to find 1146 just to talk to him or perhaps a series of coincidences and happenstance will have to make sure that he and his S/O will meet up again. Either way, it will be hard to get a hold of 1146 at the very beginning.

However, once he and his S/O establish a friendship, that’s when he’ll start to grow feelings bordering on romance. Since this is a civilian S/O, he’ll naturally feel curious about his S/O’s work.

What do they do? How can they do it with such ease? As an immune cell, he isn’t privy to having a break that isn’t prefaced with looking over his shoulder every couple seconds in case an attack occurs. He’ll find that the more time he spends with his S/O, the more likely it is for him to relax.

He worries over his S/O from time to time, but he manages to train them to always run away and seek cover in the case of an attack. His S/O dying is something that he would rather not entertain, but even he is realistic about this scenario.

General Headcanons with U-1146

Tea. He’ll make his S/O lots of tea. Doesn’t matter if you’re having a great day or a bad day, tea will always be provided.

He doesn’t sing that often, but if his S/O is willing to duet with him or be subjected to a private serenade… Well, he’s not fully enjoying himself because singing isn’t his passion, but he does feel happy when his S/O lights up whenever he sings their favorite song.

He likes to take long walks around the body once he and his S/O’s schedules line up.

U-2001 with an Immune Cell S/O

This man isn’t all too interested in romantic or sexual pursuits. However, if he does try to go through with this endeavor, more likely than not, his reasoning for it will stem from mutual respect. He’s a competent and calm cell by nature—quite like U-1146 in this respect—but he isn’t as foolish or as slow to act like him. If 2001 knows that he has feelings for a potential S/O, he will be rather blunt and quick about it.

If he’s rejected, so be it. If he’s allowed into his S/O’s life, then there’s that.

Once he’s established a relationship, it won’t seem like anything has changed. To anyone observing on the outside, they probably don’t notice that 2001 and his S/O are in a relationship. However, behind the scenes, 2001 seeks out stimulating conversation and even physical affection.

U-2001 with a Civilian Cell S/O

He is one of the most elusive of the WBC squad. Although he works amiably alongside civilian cells in the body, he doesn’t take time out of his day to actually seek out the presence of civilians. He’s just as professional as 1146, but he lacks the endearing cuteness that he has.

However, what 2001 lacks for in warmth, he makes up for in devotion and loyalty.

2001 likes to walk his S/O to and from work, often parting with a quick, but loving farewell. He’ll use this time to pay attention to his S/O’s interests and perhaps suggest an outing after work or surprise them with a gift that they’ve been wanting.

General Headcanons with U-2001

Deep down inside, 2001 is basically an old man. Therefore, if he isn’t on patrols, his S/O can find him reading in cafes around the body or lounging in the marginating pools. This is the time where his S/O can cuddle up to him.

2001 is also fond of ruffling his S/O’s hair. Honestly, he’ll make it a game where he’ll take the cap off their head while they’re not noticing, ruffle it until their hair ends up like a bird’s nest, and then gently slap the hat back on their head. The messier and more ruffled his S/O looks, the brighter his smile.

He prefers comfortable silences with his S/O. He’s a man of few words, so it’s through his actions that he’ll display his love for his S/O. He’ll more than often communicate with gestures like a brush of the shoulder, a kiss on the brow, and the final squeeze of their hands before letting go.

2001 will never admit this, he has a soft spot for sweets. If his S/O should be so inclined, then they can easily have him wrapped around their finger.

U-2048 with an Immune Cell S/O

For the most part, if his S/O is an immune cell, it probably didn’t start out too well. Despite the fact that he has come a long way from his days as a myelocyte, he is still somewhat insecure and anxious about his capabilities to be a great immune cell. Because of that, it only stands to reason that he may posture too much in his S/O’s presence before an established relationship or he may envy his S/O’s abilities if they surpass his own.

However, once there is a breakthrough—perhaps they are sent on a mission together, they save the other’s life time and time again, etc.—they slowly start to warm up to each other. If 2048 can get over his insecurities and if his S/O gives him enough time to make sure that he takes this relationship seriously, then it would work.

In a relationship, 2048 likes to think himself suave and flirtatious. Turns out, one smile or a cheeky little quip from his S/O could turn him into a puddle of cytoplasm. However, that isn’t to say 2048 isn’t capable of both giving and receiving affections.

He’ll bring his S/O gifts. Anything that they’ll like, anything that looks pretty or something that could suit his S/O’s features, he will make sure that his S/O gets it.

He truly believes that his S/O deserves the world.

Out of the rest of the WBC squad, he is one of the most heavily devastated if his S/O dies in the line of duty. Although he may have resolved most of his issues once he established a relationship with his S/O, he may still be reserved when it comes to admitting his affections. If his S/O dies too soon, then he’ll spend countless cycles wondering if he should have said that he cared more, done more, acted like he cared more.

He’s never truly the same if the inevitable happens.

U-2048 with a Civilian Cell S/O

It’s a bit funny, he supposes, that he might find the civilian cells interesting. He’s not too popular with the platelets (or any of the civilians, to be honest), but he does have a duty to the body. In the midst of a battle or during the post recovery efforts after an invasion, perhaps he’ll stay behind and make sure that the victims are taken care of.

Or maybe one of the victims takes care of him.

Either way, 2048 and his S/O meet while he’s on the field and they’re subjected—quite early on—to what it would be like to hang out with 2048. He can be proud, standoffish, possibly overcompensating for something with the way he acts, but he can also be caring and devoted. Even though he may not know how to deal with a civilian’s stress or tears, he will make sure that his charge is well taken care of.

2048 may be rather curious and forthcoming in his efforts to find his S/O again after his initial meeting. After all, he wants to find out if his attempts to make sure that his efforts at comfort were worth something, you know? It’s not like he cares more than that… (Spoiler alert: he slowly becomes more and more caring).

Meetings become more and more frequent, meetings become outings, outings into something more.

A relationship is formed and 2048, for once, seems whole and complete. He doesn’t have to prove something if he doesn’t have to.

But—

If his S/O dies while in battle or during an attack… It’s all over and he just might retreat into himself. What’s the point of becoming secure and more honest with oneself if it’s all taken away because the nature of the body is to be cruel on a whim?

General Headcanons with U-2048

He is a bit of a show off. If his S/O is caught off guard, then it’ll be easy for 2048 to sweep them off his feet. However, his S/O isn’t simply just his S/O because it would be easy. No, 2048 actually likes it when his S/O trips him up from time to time, giving him a taste of his own medicine.

2048 likes to think himself suave and one of the more handsome cells in the body, but he’s quick to worship his S/O. If someone so much as thinks his S/O isn’t that attractive, he’ll definitely get on the offender’s case and will reassure his S/O in the same breath.

Tease him. Keep him humble. His S/O will marvel at how cute he looks when his normally white pallor becomes flush with a bright red hue.

U-2626 with an Immune Cell S/O

If he’s not out fighting, he’s an on-call medic with abilities that rival that of a macrophage. So, if he comes across a particularly attractive immune cell who just so happens to be wounded, he’ll patch them up and see them on their way.

And, perhaps, the story about 2626 and his S/O might end there, but it simply doesn’t.

2626 has a way with words, a presence that most would take for granted, but some would find refreshing like a fresh glass of water. When he treats his patients (aside from scolding 1146), he can be calm and authoritative, always knowing what to say and how to say it.

And perhaps… it’s more than likely that it’s his S/O who seeks him out.

Accidents and injuries aren’t unheard of, but the rate of injury—just for you!—it’s almost remarkable. Pretty soon, 2626 knows to expect you more times than not and because he’s more in tune with your presence, he becomes more and more frantic about your state.

Soon, he basically calls himself your personal medic and gives you advice on how to keep yourself from injury. Eventually, though, 2626 and his S/O start meeting outside of the battlefield and that’s when 2626 starts realizing that maybe… just maybe… his S/O wanted to meet with him because he is genuinely a good person.

It’s a shocking discovery for 2626, but he does end up teasing his S/O for it later on in their relationship.

If his S/O dies while defending the body, he’ll be quiet and withdrawn. He’s not exactly resigned to the idea, but he does know that one day injuries can’t be healed, bodies can’t be so easily restored.

Sometimes, cell bodies will take a hit too deep, scarring is no longer an option… and it’s time to say goodbye.

2626 will move on, but his heart aches a little every time he treats a cell who might share a trait with his S/O.

U-2626 with a Civilian Cell S/O

To be frank, 2626 doesn’t know if he has medical jurisdiction over civilian cells. Well, management hasn’t said anything about it and civilians haven’t complained about his methods, so he’s going to assume that this civilian is more than likely his responsibility for the time being.

Or, perhaps he’ll meet them while he’s out playing with the platelets or hanging around some of the scenic locations in the body.

Whatever the case, 2626, is very kind and caring towards them. He also understands that a lot of civilian cells aren’t too comfortable with the immune system and that it may take time for them to become used to him.

He’s loyal, but he’s also very persistent.

He’ll be good friends with his S/O and make sure that they’re comfortable. After spending so much time with his crew, it’s safe to say that he has a lot of humorous stories to tell, jokes to recount, and a lot of secret passages and forgotten paths to exploit so that he can entertain his S/O.

Like with his immune cell S/O, death is inevitable. However, he also knows that since his S/O isn’t an immune cell, their death should be avoidable at the very least. It’s one thing to know that his S/O will die once they outlive their usefulness to the body, quite another to realize that they died while he was on duty.

General Headcanons with U-2626

He’s a worrier and a mother-er at his core. If he suspects that there is anything wrong with his S/O, he will do anything in his power to provide for them and make sure that they are whole and whole—physically and mentally. (His S/O shouldn’t be surprised if he starts throwing gauze, bandages, and ointments around if there is anything amiss).

He’s also a great shoulder to cry on. Seriously, his shoulder isn’t bony at all and if his S/O rests themself on him, he’ll run his fingers up and down their back, against his scalp, and kiss their brow if need be.

He can be a bit of a prankster. If his S/O thinks that he’s hiding something or it may seem that he’s being too quiet… It's probably because he’s going to surprise them with something romantic or something horribly funny.

Brushing his bangs aside is a special treat because A) his S/O will realize just how fluffy his hair is and B) they will see how wide, expressive, and beautiful his eyes are.

U-4989 with an Immune Cell S/O

4989 may or may not have permanently borrowed his S/O’s standard issue equipment at one point. Or may have interrupted an intense climax during battle only to wave around a tray of steamed buns in front of both ally and enemy eyes.

To put it simply, 4989 makes a name for himself. Management and administration takes notice and so does his S/O. 4989 can be a bit flighty, but that’s all right with his S/O. It’s easy to track down 4989 he has an impressive track record floating the rules concerning weaponry, equipment, and the customization of contraband items.

Once he and his S/O meet, he’s also curious about them as well. What kind of cell would seek him out? That starts a conversation between the two of them and pretty soon, 4989 invites his S/O out on missions so they can see his inventions in action. (And if his S/O wants to start helping or creating their own contraptions then he’s not going to judge. He will, however, smile proudly).

In the end, both his S/O and himself become a bacterium’s worst nightmare.

As the youngest member in the squad, it’s hard for him to truly grasp what death is like. Sure, he’s a killer and he has known many veterans to commit apoptosis when they’re too old or give out in the midst of battle, but he doesn’t know how to describe how he feels when it’s his S/O’s fate to die. Could he have done something to help prevent their death? An invention that could have catapulted that bacterium off their back? A contraption that would have served as a great distraction? It haunts him and if he cuts back on inventing new weapons for a few cycles, no one really questions it.

U-4989 with a Civilian Cell S/O

When the higher ups realized that 4989 had stolen and abused your trays of steamed buns to defend the body, they were more than pissed. They were pissed because 4989 had flouted their orders once again. They were embarrassed because it seemed like they didn’t have the funding to equip their immune cells with the proper weapons and gadgets. And they were determined to get it through his nucleus that he couldn’t simply take and modify any sort of equipment from any cell—especially that of civilian cells.

So when his S/O finds out that an immune cell has been forced into community service for a couple cycles, it’s a bit jarring to say the least. True, it was weird to find out that the reason why they were short on steamed buns was because an immune cell had seen fit to use it for defense. It intrigues his S/O, so while 4989 is enlisted in service, his S/O begins to strike up conversation. First, out of curiosity, but then…

They both want to learn more about each other.

At first, 4989 indulges in his S/O about all of his inventions, ways to get around management, and being an all around fun guy, but then they start to connect on a deeper level. Once his S/O starts rooting underneath the surface, 4989 practically becomes putty for them.

And once he’s become putty… he’s practically head over heels for them.

He’ll sneak them away for different outings around the body and regale them with stories about his squad.

As for death, he simply doesn’t want to think about it. Childishly, he knows that it’s always possible: endothelial cells could crumble, bacteria wilts, and the body is a volatile environment at times. At best, he’ll spend what time he can with his S/O, trying to memorize their laughter, smile, and whatever else he likes most about them.

General Headcanons with U-4989

This man will literally do anything to make his S/O happy. Administration, management, the higher ups? Doesn’t matter. He’s already probably on their blacklist anyways, so what’s more non-issue, non-standard tinkering with a regulation weapon or item? (Yes, he will make stupid inventions just to watch his S/O laugh and smile at the sheer ridiculousness of it all).

He’s a bit of a crybaby underneath his immune cell exterior, so his S/O should always have a couple of handkerchiefs on hand to wipe his tears. His S/O should also be understanding and willing to help him through moments of weakness as well.

Please ruffle his hair. And pat his cheeks. And nuzzle his nose. Physical affection is main love language and he will swear that his S/O giving him love is ten times as healing as 2626’s medical care.

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[dearestones]

Hi I was wondering if you could do a u2048 x reader with 2048 having sensory issues and being hypersensitive to sound plz

Hiya, Devin here!

I tried writing for this prompt, but I couldn't do it. It's a fascinating topic and I would love to delve in the research for those with sensory issues, but I'm not sure how to replicate the symptoms for this character. I'm not comfortable with writing U-2048 with hyper sensory issues, especially since he would have to do battle with germs and bacteria while also combatting these issues... and I'm not sure how to portray it?

Perhaps there are other writers who are willing to take this challenge?

Again, I'm really sorry, but I thank you for the interest. I hope you have a wonderful day.