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majorbaby · 5 months ago
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omg you live in Toronto too!! and I'll be honest Toronto is kinda like the shein version of new York. it's a fun place to visit
THE SHEIN VERSION OF NEW YORK-
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thisperfectmonsoon · 26 days ago
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I would leave Twisted Teas (more than one) and hoop earrings at your shrine.
the specification of “more than one” is sending me.
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kikaichuno · 5 months ago
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Go smash your friends, Shino. Society doesn't even notice your existence most days, they won't notice you enough to judge your sexual choices.
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This is both reassuring and not reassuring at once. He hates that this person might be right, who will judge him if no one notices him?
".... Shut up..."
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secret-third-thing · 1 year ago
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my assumption is that you're down bad for smarmy redheads with daddy issues
anon, this is not an assumption. it's just a FACT
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vyragosa · 1 year ago
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WHO IS PASSING AROUND MY POIPIKU I HAVENT POSTED ONE IN MONTHS EI19FO1OKFK1KFKAQSSX
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orphyd · 2 years ago
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I just know the woohoo scene will be fiyahhhh 😏
ALSLDLDLLFLF THEY HAVENT EVEN KISSED
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artfightdramaconfessions · 1 year ago
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why does Airr talk like that... some tell that bitch to kindly shut the fuck up and learn to expand her vocabulary beyond self-infantilizing bullshit
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cullxtheherd · 2 years ago
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“#BLOCKED”?
more like #BLOCKED (affectionate), you cannot hide the truth from us 🤠
BLOCKED (affectionate)
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thelittlemermage · 2 years ago
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Uuuurh, I can't imagine Snowball teaming up with even Future Brain without stabbing him in the back once they get to do something to Brain. Like, he couldn't stop himself from doing that even if it wasn't in his interest.
Unless the whole reason he teamed up with him is to eliminate him to ensure there is no future with Brain in it 🤔
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wonusite · 2 years ago
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jealous nerd!shua in fool for u :))
OHMYGOD 🥴🥴🥴
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sheskindathere · 1 month ago
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MORE LOKE SHE-BE-FARTING POW!
Who are you and how could you do this to me
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inkskinned · 2 years ago
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"
some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3
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choccy-milky · 2 months ago
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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)
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vinnxav · 1 year ago
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yellow and brown fs
You can try to find me. It seems you know what will happen if you do 👁👅👁
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pattonsfam-ily · 2 years ago
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Oh we know it’s okay
m e a n -virgil
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