#u purdy lady

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[audleyhxh]

GO WILD Cut Scenes

Context: So these little scenes I have to cut from chapter 39 because while fun, I found it better to start at the location of the rendezvous. Warning: Only lightly edited. First, Safra and co are wondering through town and pass through the red light district. Second, just Uvo being drunk, nosy, and kissy.

We follow the crowd near the harbor, and soon the street is illuminated in red neon.

The windows beckon my attention with dark silhouettes, supple limbs and voluptuous curves, bare skin bathed in red.

“Oh wow,” I say. “This place looks so different at night without the school children and nuns.”

The ladies weren’t winking coyly long lashes at me but the four men behind me.

“Don’t mind me," I say. "I’m fine with going back by myself if you’re looking to buy some entertainment.”

A snake hiss from behind Feitan’s high collar.

“We are thieves. We never buy.”

“There are some things you can’t steal, Feitan.”

“If it can’t be stolen we don’t need it.”

I pass a redhead with the most pellucid skin and legs like a giraffe and stare a little green-eyed. ---------------

Uvo burps and gassy Heineken sours the air. “Had a few,” he says, patting his washboard abdomen. “Enough to fill the tank.”

Meaning he's downed enough to drown a whale.

“It explains why you’re in such a giddy mood,” I say.

Again he flashes that feral smile. “The boss gave us a job and I'm excited to go to the temple.” He brandishes a six pack and I shake my head when he offers. He downs another whole can and crushes the aluminum to the size of a 500 jenni coin. “Easy job, but at least it’s something to do. You sure you don’t want any beer?”

Hansel and Gretel would be proud of the path of can-crumbs Uvo drops as we head towards the temple. The higher we go, the more cans he drops, the more his gait wobbles.

“Oh neeewbie! Doooon’t fuss! I can’t get drunk!” he says when I suggest he slow his pace. The rose red of his cheeks and neck betrays his words. Again, even as a 3 meter tall Beef Mountain, Uvo has his limits.

“Saffraaaa!” He pats my head, more like drags his broad palm up and down my crown like I’m his beloved labrador, shifting my high ponytail down to the base of my neck. “Your so purdy u no dat? U no dat? Jus wanna let u no dat.”

Strangers are staring now and the sight of me hauling his 3m frame is odd enough that they would anyway even if Uvo wasn’t so loud.

He expects an answer. “I think you’re pretty too, Uvo.”

“Was ur type?”

“Type of what?”

“U no, TYPE. Brunets, gingers, blonds?”

I thumbs-down blonds and Uvo tuts.

“I like my blonds. Lemme me guess? Danchou! Danchou is ur type.”

“Danchou is everyone’s type.”

That earns me a gutteral laugh and I don't think I've made Uvo laugh before. As I’m trying to guide him up a steep incline—why does he have to join us at the temple again?—he glances down and surprise shows on his malleable features, like he’s just now realized the reason he hasn’t face-surfed the ground is because I’m doing the heavy lifting. “I’m dyin ta no. Wat happened wit Odara? He hada soft spot for dangerous ones. Dat was his downfall. How u do him? Kaboom? Kablawie?”

“He’s...not...dead,” I say, struggling to maneuver with him around a large stalk of prickly pears.

“Ooooo! U rite. Anybody could kill a man. U’ve come so far, u no dat?” He puckers his lips and smooches a sloppy one atop my crown.

“Uvo—” I choke, when he bends to kiss me, his arm, his whole muscle dense torso weighs on my neck and spinal column and those prickly pears are gonna skewer my eyeballs —

“Yare, yare!” My savior arrives and takes the weight off me. “Sorry, Saf,” says Shalnark with an exasperated sigh. “He’s kissed everyone in the troupe. When he’s drunk.”

Uvo blows raspberries, swearing we’re being ridiculous and that he’s “not even that drunk.”

[kaerenebrainrot]

I am extremely reluctant to send over asks regarding Himeko because by god does my mouth water when it comes to any sort of somewhat sultry big tiddy older sister/teacher likes to drink and tease but is really lonely and actually wholesome type of character. It's incredibly specific but bwaaaakrjrjenwieje, add in the fact that Himeko also got that stronk knight lady appeal *swoooon*

I swear if Himeko was my teacher I'd end up dumber than Kiana and I wouldn't even complain or even notice, too busy staring at purdy redhead. Sorry for geeking out but Himeko is just... Fits my tastes perfectly and holy shit I can't stop thirsting for that incredibly specific kinda character.

Don’t apologize! I strongly agree, especially when u take into account the neesan vibes that her VA gives off?? I’ve always adored Himeko even if her playstyles outside of VK really drive me insane because I’m not used to such slow hitters, I’m more a Fu Hua main? Doesn’t take away from how much I appreciate her character, her appearrance, and overall everything.

Honestly don’t be afraid to send me asks about her, I’m sorry this took so long to get to--But I’m happy to take requests for headcanons and such! I know I have a Yan Himeko headcanon request in the backlog that I’ma hit up soon.

[highdwightofmylife]

YEE YEE if you're comfy with it, may I order up some uhhh,,,headcanons for Caleb with a trans male S/O?? I feel like he'd be kinda like "what in tarnation is a trans?" since he was born in like 1840 lol

Celebrating Yeehaw Day! And of course I’m comfy with it! Everyone’s valid and this blog aims to include everyone: girl, boy, trans, gay, genderfluid, whatever term you have i literally cannot think of them all,, thing,,,, point is i love u and you’re valid and you’re just as equally deserving of love as everybody else, now,,, have some rootin tootin point n shootin cowboy man

The Deathslinger / Caleb Quinn with a Trans Male S/O

You are absolute right. He has no idea what the hell trans even means. He’s seen a lady dressing like a man, and he’s once seen a man dressing like a lady (but the man was very drunk, so can it really count?). That’s all he thought it was. Cross dressing. And that was fine, whatever. Y’all can wear whatever you want. 

But… It’s not cross dressing. It takes him some time to really wrap his head around it that you are a guy. The whole notion of not being the gender you were assigned at birth is absolutely foreign to him. Back then, there was a very thick line between men and women. If people felt like they were born wrong, they usually kept it to themselves. It was hard. Being trans wasn’t a known thing. Please forgive him.

The fog gives him a wider view of the world as it is now. The more weird stuff he sees going down in The Fog, the more open he gets. He never thought he’d see a woman that could best him in an arm wrestle, but there’s Anna. He never thought he’d see a goddamn ghost, but there’s Rin and… whatever Sally is. He learns to be more accepting.

If you’re only just starting your transition, he will still see you as a woman for some time. He’s not very good at remembering to use your correct pronouns, and if you tell him, he kind of gets this pensive look on his face and he thinks it over, trying to remember if he really did say it wrong. 

He’s big on respect, though. If you keep telling him that it makes you uncomfortable to be referred to as a lady, then?? It’ll eventually get drilled into his head. He respects you. He doesn’t want you to be uncomfortable. 

If you had already transitioned, then, neat! He probably thought you were a man anyway. Maybe a feminine one, depending on your looks. Point is, if you look even remotely boyish and you say you’re a boy, he’s like, okay, cool, seems legit. Doesn’t question it even once. Maybe he’s just not that perceptive.

But in time, he grows to understand. He understands that you just don’t feel… you when you’re a lady. He’ll never understand it truly, but he gets it. He gets that you’re not happy. And he doesn’t want that. He will support you. 

Also hecc he’d do you if you were a lady or a dude, he doesn’t care. Homosexuality might have been really taboo in his time, but if you don’t think some cowboys were fuckin???? u wrong. worst kept secret. caleb has fucked a man or two in his time.

If anyone tries to bully you about it, they’re gonna have to face Caleb Quinn and his fury. No one bullies his baby, and that’s you. You his baby. 

Will take you seriously after he’d finally wrapped his head around it, but he does get a little jokey every now and then. “You think I’d make a good woman?” He’ll laugh. “Do I gotta shave my face and ‘purdy myself up?” 

Borrow his clothes. He’d probably bigger than you by quite a bit, but he thinks it’s super cute when you do steal his stuff. 

AND GOD IF YOU WEAR HIS COWBOY HAT ??? MMMMMMMMM BABY HE LOVES THAT

[materialwoman]

💌     ,     *   @oldno7​​   said  :       ❝     hey   purdy   lady   u  remind   me   of   someone   who   once   told   me   my   denim   jacket   was   ugly    :(      ❞

     ❝      chances    are    it    was    me    and    i    was    right   ,    whiskey   .     ❞

[rockfinder-remade]

rules: answer 21 questions then tag 21 people u want to get to know better  

tagged by: @ihateshounen and @hoodiegf  Thank you!

nickname:  I dont have a nickname so everybody can just call me Pina (thats my real name)!

zodiac:  Aries!

height:  164 cm (  5′4″ )

last movie i saw: bohemian rhapsody!

  last thing i googled :love nikki nr-001

favorite musicians: mitski, marina and the diamonds,abba,queen,and dubioza kolektiv

song stuck in my head: i don't want to admit this but... okus mentola by jelena rozga...

other blogs:  @vintagefruit (my anime side blog)   @craftcowboy (my minecraft blog)

do i get asks  sometimes!!!

following: 1104

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amount of sleep:  like 7 hours or something

lucky number:  4

what i’m wearing: my pajamas

dream job: marine biologist or  photographer!

dream trip:  anywhere i could go with my friends!

favorite food: pasta with tuna

play any instruments?:  nope!

languages:  english,croatian and italian

favorite songs:  love game by lady gaga,walk it out by roy purdy,teddy picker by arctic monkeys,killer queen by queen.

random fact: i don't know the alphabet and the names of months

describe urself as aesthetic things: colorful playgrounds , dirty sneakers,bright clothes and red flannels 

i tag anybody who wants to do this!!!

[irideseas]

t u n e s

@waywarddaughter tagged me to list down the first 10 songs from my playlist that came on shuffle 

Reborn - KIDS SEE GHOSTS

I Fall Apart - Post Malone

Hook - Blues Traveler

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - The Beatles

Rich And Blind - Juice WRLD

Born This Way - Lady Gaga (i havent heard this song in so long omg)

Non-Stop - Leslie Odom Jr.

Choke - IDKHBTFM

Walk It Out! - ROY PURDY

GUY.exe - Superfruit

thanks for tagging me!! i did one of these semi recently and tagged all the people i usually tag so imma tag some people i havent tagged before :0

@saltybeam @chickacheep @kiwikat0808  @starrynightaurora @huemourless

[zoetbelgiearchive]

@dulcifluous

[text] Yer a very purdy lady.

[text] Anyones very lucky 2 hav u

[sapphicsinthecloset]

do u ever look at a girl and ur heart does the thing!

watcha gonna do when a lady gets flirtyand starts to talk purdywhatcha gonna do?supposin that she says that your lips are like cherriesor rosesor berrieswhatcha gonna do?

[catboythanatos]

aa for the playlist meme, what about “good feels” :o

> send me a name for a mixtape/playlist and ill pick 5-10 songs for it !

i really have a lot of feel good bops saved that i havent listened to lately so it was really nice to go back and resurface some of it! i guess good feel music can be different for different people but this is a pretty universal interpretation i think. hope u enjoy :)

cut to the feeling - carly rae jepsen

crocodile rock - elton john

make me feel - janelle monae

break - kero kero bonito

something about you - ninja sex party

oh wow - roy purdy

dancing in the moonlight - toploader

lookin' up - barenaked ladies

feel it - the black eyed peas

dum diddly - the black eyed peas

spotify link: x

[ooc-squad-quotes]

mister u got them purdy lady lips

Yupio

[ingridsbergman]