#u know that one ‘the myth of consensual sex’ meme im thinking about that

[transbeeduo]

tommy is the kind of guy to start shaking and crying and taking names when he finds out tubbo is pregnant. He treats it like a detective case.

"So Mr Tubbo, what were you doing on the night of conception?"

"Having sex"

"AH-HA! I'VE GOT YOU NOW BITCH!"

HELPPPPPPPP i think Tommy was very much shocked by it now that u mention it. I think Tubbo may have mentioned the idea a couple of times to him to see what she thought in a “hey ur my best friend and i want advice from u” way? But I don’t think Tommy thought much of it until it was presented with the news that oh! Tubbo’s pregnant! Wow! I think the idea of her being like “did u have SEX to make that. Lol” only for Tubbo to be like “yeah lmao” is funny considering Tommy’s “How to Sex” books. U KNOWWWW her ass was just bullshitting the whole book (im prettu sure that’s canon too)