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has anyone asked about allan/smithy yet bc if not... : )

yesssss classic domestic couple

big spoon/little spoon: complicated question. the smithy notably doesn’t sleep and idk that he’s a big cuddler. if the situation came up i think the smithy would be the big spoon but also !! he’s essentially a shapeshifter so what does the big spoon/little spoon binary mean in practice

favorite non-sexual activity: just like. talking. they have long conversations

who uses all the hot water: kranch

who does most of the cleaning: the smithy partially bc kranch is a diva partially bc smithy can just like pull out some extra limbs and eyes and put things away while working

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: tbh i think the smithy has cool taste in movies and usually picks

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: the core makes this weird so ig the smithy??

who steals the blankets: kranch does but again the smithy doesn’t strictly speaking sleep

who leaves their stuff around: kranch obv there is so much shit in the smithy’s tiny ilb-issued adjoining apartment that’s eirs

who remembers to buy the milk: ok besties do we think the smithy grocery shops

who remembers anniversaries: i think remembering dates is hard in the core bc in my head it doesn’t have a traditionally obvious day/night cycle which can make it hard to track things like days and seasons. that said kranch is more likely to bc memory loss + repetitive job + bloodsport magic transformation seems like a hard combo. actually tho maybe the bloodsport magic transformation thing gave him detail remembering abilities too

Who cooks normally? i think kranch is a decent cook actually so probably him

How often do they fight? pre-elsewhere shit: frequent friendly flirty bickering. post-elsewhere shit: essentially never bc it’s like. jesus where do u even start. so they just ignore it mostly

What do they do when they’re away from each other? the smithy works. kranch pesters other people sjdjfksk

Who is more likely to pay for dinner? kranch always pays but like. as a flex

Who kissed who first? read so much left to recover by waltztangocache to find out ‼️

Who remembers things? this is such a funny question in the context of these guys

Who cusses more? kranch king of swearing

What would they do if the other was hurt? idk that kranch would entirely like know what to do he’s probs just try to offer a distraction. smithy’s actually pretty good at making em feel better tho barring uh yk certain things